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You seem unsettled,
Sergeant Grant.
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I suppose so.
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I'm not usually one to bring
my troubles to strangers.
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Tell me what's going on.
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So, last week, my husband...
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...he did something. He...
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...booked us on a cruise.
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A cruise?
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It's kind of
a belated honeymoon.
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I mean, Bobby is so excited.
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This trip means
the world to him.
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I wouldn't want to spoil it.
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Why would you?
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Because the idea of even
setting foot on that boat
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fills me with dread.
I'm terrified.
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Do you have any idea where this
anxiety might be coming from?
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No, I know exactly.
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♪ ♪
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ABC presents
a world television premiere.
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Irwin Allen's
The Poseidon Adventure!
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Get my binoculars.
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I don't know,
I-I never saw anything like it.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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So, you're saying
you're traumatized
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by a TV movie you saw
when you were a child?
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A major motion picture.
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Shelley Winters
was even nominated
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for Best Supporting Actress
at the Oscars that year.
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Did she win?
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No, she did not.
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You don't think there
might be some other reason
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you're feeling anxious about
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going on this cruise
with your husband?
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I just told you that a man fell
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through a damn
upside-down skylight.
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What about that don't you get?
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Sergeant Grant,
my best advice?
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Pack some extra Dramamine and
try not to think about Titanic.
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Poseidon.
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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I love you.
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I love you.
I love you.
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Where are you calling from, sir?
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San Fernando Valley.
Uh, maybe Tarzana?
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My plane's about to crash!
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Is this a light aircraft?
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No. F-16.
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"F" as in fighter jet?
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Yes! I'm a pilot with
the Air National Guard.
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I was on a training exercise.
I lost comms,
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then I lost engine control,
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then I lost my plane.
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Civilian air traffic's
been alerted.
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I dispatched an RA unit to
our pilot. And a ladder truck.
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Just spoke to
the Air National Guard.
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They did lose contact
with one of their aircraft.
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Well, can they tell us
where it is now?
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Unfortunately, they cannot.
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Doesn't it have a transponder?
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After a pilot ejection,
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the plane thinks
it's in enemy territory
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and stops transmitting.
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It's supposed to gradually
descend to the ground.
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The only words in that sentence
that worry me
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are "descend" and "ground."
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Can you stop?
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I'm midway through
the Battle of Midway!
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This chair is disgusting.
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I want it out.
It doesn't go with anything!
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It goes with me.
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Well, then fine.
Then it can go.
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With you.
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These are the dive-bomb...
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Bobby sure picked the right day
to leave for his honeymoon.
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No way anybody survived this.
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Oh, thank God.
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The firefighters are here, Abe.
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My husband,
he's stuck in his chair.
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Which is not unusual.
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-Ma'am? Let me
take a look at you.
-Yeah?
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- Okay.
- Is there anyone else in the house?
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No, it's just us.
We never had children.
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And animals don't like her.
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Sir, try not to move your neck.
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Okay, can you wiggle
your toes for me?
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No.
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And I-I can't
feel my legs, either.
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It's kind of...
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it's kind of hard to breathe.
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All right, we're gonna
get you out of here. Buck!
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Yeah. Coming.
Okay, on three.
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Ready? One, two...
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Okay, hey, what if we chain the
wreckage to the ladder truck,
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- try and tow it off him?
- No.
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Looks like this plane
is holding up whatever's left
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- of this house.
- All right.
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We're gonna have to cut him
out of this chair.
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No! Don't cut the chair!
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Yes! Please cut the chair.
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He loves the chair
more than he loves me.
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For once I'm not
arguing with her.
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-Ma'am?
-Yeah?
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May I please ask you to
go with this firefighter?
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Okay. All right.
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I don't think that's fuel.
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Might be hydrazine.
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All right, either way,
we start cutting this chair,
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I worry about sparks.
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We just need to clear a space
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so that we can slide him out.
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What do we suppose this is?
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Exactly what you think it is.
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A dummy bomb?
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Yeah. That's right.
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Can it be ejected
so I can get to my patient?
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Yeah, no problem.
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You just have to
defuse it first.
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You just said
it was a dummy bomb.
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Well, it is.
It's for the target range.
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It's still an explosive.
It's not like it's gonna blow up
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the whole neighborhood
or anything.
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Probably just the house it's in.
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Maybe the one next door.
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Captain Wilson, the National
Guard is sending up a team now.
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They should be there
within the hour.
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Our patient may have a spinal
injury or worse. We can't wait.
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You don't have to wait.
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It'll be fine.
I'll talk you through it.
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Okay, Joe. We're ready.
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Okay, first carefully remove
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the trigger housing
from the nose.
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There you go.
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Trigger cap is removed.
What now?
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Okay. Go ahead
and snip that red wire.
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But first, disconnect the white
low voltage coupling.
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Where's Edna?
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She's been evacuated
to a safe place.
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Good. Can she
stay there forever?
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Sarcasm. I am familiar.
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Who's being sarcastic?
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A fighter jet crashes
into my front parlor
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and not even one of us
gets put out of my misery?
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You're dark, Abe.
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Spend three decades with Edna,
you would be, too.
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Okay, Joe.
Voltage coupling disconnected.
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Okay, go ahead
and cut that green wire.
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Wha-- uh...
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Green? You... you said red.
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- Did I?
- Yeah.
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-You said red.
-Are you sure?
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Yes! Yes! You said red.
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Okay, okay, uh...
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uh, let's go with red.
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What the hell is wrong
with this guy?
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He just fell 10,000 feet.
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It's possible he's not
thinking that clearly.
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Hey.
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Hey, hey, Abe.
Stay with me, pal.
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Hey, guys? We need to get
this thing off of him, like now.
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What are we gonna do here, Cap?
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Cut the red one.
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His disorientation
is just now presenting.
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Let's go with
his first instinct.
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Cut the red one.
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Guys, hey! Guys!
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Guys!
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It's best to just
keep you like this
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until they can take a look
at you at the hospital.
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Apologize for the delay.
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They still haven't repaired
that piece of the I-10
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that collapsed last year.
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Major,
can I ask a question?
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When disarming the payload,
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after disconnecting the voltage
coupling: red or green wire?
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Red. Obviously.
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Obviously.
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Abe? Abe?!
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Do me a favor?
Tell her I died.
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Oh, thank God! It's a miracle.
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Well, it was touch-and-go there
for a minute,
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but I think he's
going to be just fine.
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What? No.
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I meant it's a miracle
that hideous chair
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is finally out of my house.
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God...
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What house?
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A husband and wife
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are lucky to be alive today
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when an F-16 with no pilot...
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How do you suppose that happens?
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-I assume something broke.
-No, I mean,
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how do two people live together
in the same roof
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for 30 years and end up full
of resentment and disdain?
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I believe you just answered
your own question.
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But you don't think something
like this could happen
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-to me and Maddie, do you?
-Hmm,
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you don't live in a flight path.
You should be fine.
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I was still talking about
resentment and disdain.
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I know you were.
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That only happens if you let it.
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So don't let it.
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You know what?
You are absolutely right.
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Good night, O Captain,
my Captain.
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Uh, hey, so, you have
any plans for the weekend?
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I was thinking about go-karting.
Place out in the desert,
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supposed to be a blast.
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Can't this weekend.
Got a big date.
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A first date.
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I, uh, thought everything
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was going great with Marisol?
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It's not my date.
It's Christopher's.
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Oh, no.
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He invited this girl from
his math class, Penny,
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over on Saturday. Marisol
agreed to help me chaperone.
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Oh, I see, so it's
actually your date.
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Why don't you invite Natalia go-
karting? I'm sure she'd love it.
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We, uh, we broke up.
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I don't know why I thought
it was such a great idea,
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dating a death doula.
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To be fair, you had just died.
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Yeah, well, that's all she
ever wanted to talk about.
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Death, death, death.
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Got kind of boring,
to be honest with you.
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Well...
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welcome back to the world
of the living, Buck.
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You were missed.
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Wow, what is that amazing smell?
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Short ribs.
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You're cooking?
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Cooked. Everything
is rested and ready.
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What is going on?
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-Ha.
-Oh.
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-Mademoiselle?
-Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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So, I have a proposal.
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Again?
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A different proposal.
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Maddie, today I saw a future
that I never want to have.
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A couple who've
been together for 35 years.
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Sounds like you're un-proposing.
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I'm not. So, this couple,
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just the two of them in this--
from what I could tell--
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-tiny house.
-From what you could tell?
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Well, there was an F-18
fighter jet in the living room,
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which probably made the place
look smaller.
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So, two people in this modest,
single-family dwelling.
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And, Maddie, they could not
have been further apart.
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Something happened to them.
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-I know, I took the call.
-No...
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in life. They allowed
themselves to become alienated,
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complacent, calcified.
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I mean, they must have been
in love once, right?
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One would think.
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Who knows when that changed?
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I certainly don't.
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Let's not let that happen to us.
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Deal.
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Good.
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So, I've been thinking about
how we can avoid all that.
261
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:30,920
And I'm thinking
we should start dating.
262
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,000
Wait, other people?
263
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,630
God, no. Each other.
264
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,510
Let's not calcify.
265
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:38,260
But don't you think we're
a little past the dating phase?
266
00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:40,010
That's the point--
267
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,640
it'll keep things fresh.
I mean it, Maddie.
268
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,730
I don't just want
a honeymoon phase.
269
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,350
I want the honeymoon life.
270
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,940
♪ Your eyes are blue ♪
271
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,820
♪ Your kisses, too ♪
272
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:57,200
♪ I never knew what
they could do ♪
273
00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:01,440
♪ I can't believe that
you're in love with me ♪
274
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:08,460
♪ You're telling everyone
I know ♪
275
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:12,000
♪ I'm on your mind
each place you go ♪
276
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:17,340
♪ They can't believe that
you're in love with me. ♪
277
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,380
Have I mentioned
you look beautiful?
278
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:27,350
You have.
But don't let that stop you.
279
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,690
Well, seems like
you've got your sea legs.
280
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:35,280
I am doing much better now,
thank you.
281
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,480
Pull the
life jacket on over your head.
282
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,190
Pull one strap
through the blue loop
283
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,780
-on the front
of the life jacket.
-Blue loop?
284
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:41,820
-You see a blue loop?
-Right here.
285
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,820
Ma'am? Uh, you weren't really
286
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,280
required to bring that.
287
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,360
Shout "Man overboard!"
288
00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:48,420
I looked at the ship's
activities guide.
289
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,410
Spa, of course.
There's mambo lessons.
290
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,750
Oh, and there's even
a regular AA meeting
291
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,590
weirdly located across from
a bar called the Hidey Hole.
292
00:13:55,590 --> 00:13:57,220
Well, that's convenient.
293
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,840
I thought we could take a look,
294
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,430
-pick some things together.
-Eh.
295
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,260
I think I'll let you choose.
296
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,800
I don't want to choose.
I want us to do this together.
297
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,840
Well, we are together.
298
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,480
Ahoy, table mateys!
299
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:09,680
Wait.
300
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,930
-What are the odds?
-Oh, my...
301
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:16,110
Lola and Norman Peterson.
302
00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,860
Lola?
303
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,990
The last time I saw you,
304
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,830
you were flashing
morning rush hour traffic
305
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:28,160
from a freeway sign.
306
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,240
In front of a banner
307
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,780
- of some sort, I recall.
- Yes.
308
00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:32,040
"See me, Norman."
309
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,500
And he did.
310
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,790
Well, we all did.
311
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,960
See me, Norman! See me now?
312
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,840
Not only are we
on the same cruise,
313
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,510
we're at the same table.
314
00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,220
Oh-- Oh.
315
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,470
-So this is your table, too?
-Huh.
316
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,310
I mean, ain't that
a kick in the head?
317
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,300
Kinda feels like one, yeah.
318
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,730
You know what?
319
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,430
You guys saved our marriage.
320
00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:54,640
-Didn't Athena arrest you?
-She did.
321
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,810
My jail time was the best thing
that ever happened to us.
322
00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:58,100
-Mm.
-Norman visited me
323
00:14:58,110 --> 00:14:59,860
every day I served.
324
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,740
How many days was that?
325
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:02,480
-Sixty.
-Sixty.
326
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,160
60 days?
327
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,360
I was also given a fine.
328
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,530
-And then, when
♪ Lola made parole-a... ♪
-Okay.
329
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,950
- Stop it. God.
- ...we decided
330
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:13,950
to never let
our marriage get stale again.
331
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,300
In fact, we're in week 105...
332
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,710
-of our...
-106.
333
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:20,210
...106 of our second honeymoon.
334
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,670
Excuse me?
335
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,170
We don't count COVID,
336
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:24,300
because
the boats weren't running.
337
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,640
Oh, you've been living
on cruise ships?
338
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,550
Yeah, a lot of retirees do.
339
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,680
It's really put the romance
back into our lives.
340
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,010
The ocean is motion, baby.
341
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,400
Oh, my.
342
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,720
Hey, there's Julian. Jules!
343
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,020
Oh, no, Norman. He's working.
344
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,560
For us.
345
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,810
Hey, Julian!
346
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:44,320
This guy right here,
oh, my gosh, this is...
347
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,780
this is the greatest cruise
director in the business.
348
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,910
He always takes such good care
of us, doesn't he, Lola?
349
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,910
He sure does.
350
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,250
How is everything this evening?
351
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,160
Everything's very nice,
thank you.
352
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,580
Hey, how we looking at Mazatlán?
353
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,500
I heard we were running
into some weather.
354
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,130
We're keeping an eye
on that system.
355
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:01,840
It's expected to dissipate.
356
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,800
Fantastic,
'cause we are renting bicycles.
357
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,140
-You guys should join us.
-Yes!
358
00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:09,170
- Well, we...
- Yes!
359
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,640
Oh, that sounds-- Uh...
360
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,430
we are still
working out our itinerary.
361
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,810
That was exhausting.
362
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:16,980
Oh, I don't know.
I think it's kind of sweet
363
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,270
how they reconnected.
364
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,310
I don't like 'em.
365
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,770
That woman is a felon.
366
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,230
60 days and a fine.
367
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,860
Why do I even bother?
368
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,030
Now we got to sit with them
for the next two weeks.
369
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,070
You know, we never have
to leave the room.
370
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:35,030
You and I could hole up in here
together the entire time.
371
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,050
What's the real reason you're
afraid to get on that boat?
372
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,630
It's not because of a movie.
373
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,340
I love my husband, Dr. Frank.
374
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:48,640
And our life together is
a whirlwind.
375
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,220
Everything about it.
376
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,680
But take away that,
377
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,810
take away the chaos,
378
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:56,770
I'm not sure what's left.
379
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:59,150
You're afraid you won't have
anything to say to each other.
380
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:01,680
When it's just the two of us,
381
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,730
who are we?
382
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,940
What are you thinking about?
383
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,110
Oh.
384
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,110
Uh, did you order something?
385
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:11,360
Nope.
386
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,280
-Hey.
-Hey.
387
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,570
Hopefully we're not intruding.
388
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,420
Uh, anyway, um...
389
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:20,040
we were just taking
a moonlight stroll
390
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,040
up on the deck and we thought
391
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,000
we'd invite you over
for a little nightcap.
392
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,290
- Yeah.
- Ah, well,
393
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:26,710
that's very nice of you,
394
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,050
-but I think...
-We'd love to.
395
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,890
That's wonderful.
396
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,630
Great. Great, listen.
We're right here in 607.
397
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,270
Just come over
when you're ready.
398
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,720
All right.
399
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,020
- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
400
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,020
-What was that?
-What?
401
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:43,690
-You said you didn't like 'em.
-No, I believe what I said was
402
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,150
I don't trust them.
403
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:45,900
No, you said
you didn't like 'em.
404
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,320
All right, fine.
405
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,070
So I don't like 'em
or trust 'em.
406
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,410
No need to be rude about it.
407
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,740
You coming?
408
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,340
Every day?
409
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,370
That's the spirit.
410
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,970
But forever dating doesn't mean
411
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,960
that you go
on an actual date every day.
412
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,920
Oh. So, how often you talking?
413
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,210
Three times a week.
414
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,640
Are you insane?
415
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,430
My opening bid was five.
416
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,140
But Maddie thought with Jee
that might be pushing it a bit.
417
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,560
And not every date has to be
fancy or involved.
418
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,850
It can be simple.
419
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,600
You know, the point is that you
420
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,770
don't ever want to take
your partner for granted,
421
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,440
so that
the relationship doesn't...
422
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,940
-Calcify.
-Calcify?
423
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,610
-...calcify.
-Did you find there was
424
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,240
calcification occurring?
425
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,280
-No, not at all.
-What are we talking about here?
426
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,280
Your relationship
or dental hygiene?
427
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,320
We were up pretty late
working on it.
428
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,370
We've got
the next two months planned.
429
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,790
-Is that a...
-Spreadsheet.
430
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:47,170
Oh. Wow. That probably helps
keep things spontaneous.
431
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:49,010
Scoff if you must,
432
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,790
but maintaining
a healthy relationship
433
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,590
is not unlike maintaining
healthy teeth and gums.
434
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,590
You have to be diligent.
435
00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:56,340
Honestly, Maddie, this whole
thing sounds kind of exhausting.
436
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,630
Yeah, I know.
437
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,810
My prediction for forever dating
is, it's gonna last
438
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,560
for about five minutes.
439
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,400
Oh.
440
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:06,600
Well, you're wrong, Captain.
441
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,520
Forever dating lasts forever!
442
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,190
I am committed!
443
00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:13,110
Or ought to be!
444
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,910
Okay, so it sounds
like it went well.
445
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:21,250
Yeah. I guess.
446
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,700
-What do you mean, you guess?
-Well,
447
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,370
it wasn't too much different
than when he hangs out
448
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,540
with one of his guy friends,
to be honest.
449
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:31,040
Except only in one case is there
underlying sexual tension.
450
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,050
Anyways, seemed like
they had a lot of fun,
451
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,390
and her mom picked her up
around 9:00.
452
00:19:38,390 --> 00:19:40,270
Okay, great.
And no hearts were broken.
453
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,850
Well...
454
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,400
Your son's got game.
455
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,310
Yeah, video game.
456
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,690
Seriously?
457
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,860
She just left.
458
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,070
Okay, Chris.
459
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,450
You're supposed
to be brushing your teeth.
460
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,150
Time to say good night to Penny.
461
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,490
Penny?
When were you talking to Penny?
462
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,160
-Dad!
-Are you two-timing me?
463
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,830
I will drag her skinny ass.
464
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,290
No way.
465
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:04,750
Dead serious, man.
466
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,590
That's not all.
Went through his phone.
467
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,670
He's got conversations with,
like, five different girls now.
468
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:13,090
Whoa. So, uh,
Christopher is a player.
469
00:20:13,090 --> 00:20:14,720
I don't know
where he gets it from.
470
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:16,290
Not from me.
471
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,930
I married
the first girl I dated.
472
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,680
Think you might mean
"slept with."
473
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,470
Point is, I'm a nester. I nest.
474
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,720
Well, he might be
kind of young to nest.
475
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,100
He's still in the nest.
476
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,140
Wait. So, uh,
what did you say to him?
477
00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:31,230
Nothing. Not yet.
478
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,480
Was kind of hoping you would.
479
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,110
Uh... me?
480
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,320
Yeah.
481
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,570
I mean, you're always boasting
482
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,110
that you're
this reformed player.
483
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:41,240
I think he'd hear it better
coming from you.
484
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,830
I know he's only 13, but...
485
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,790
I just don't want him
to, you know...
486
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,500
End up like me.
487
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,880
You didn't end up like you.
488
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,130
Is it a total loss?
Or is it...
489
00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:54,840
Uh...
490
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,260
Not total.
491
00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,130
Have a good day.
492
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,480
Passengers disembarking
493
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,900
for the day in Mazatlán,
494
00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:10,390
please see crew members
495
00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:12,350
for queuing areas by level.
496
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,400
There's a bus tour, and
there is also a funicular ride.
497
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,990
Takes us up to one of the
oldest buildings in the city,
498
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:18,020
overlooks the bay.
499
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,240
Uh, wh... Bobby?
500
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,330
Do you mind if I take
a rain check on this one?
501
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:28,040
-A rain check?
-Yeah, I'm... I just...
502
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,580
I don't feel like hiking today.
503
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,370
There's no hiking. Funicular.
504
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,460
I think I feel
a migraine coming on.
505
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,750
Maybe I should just... lie down.
506
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,170
Okay, yeah.
507
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:39,460
- Whatever you need. We'll do--
- Morning.
508
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:40,890
- Hey, good morning, travelers.
- -Hi.
509
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,510
- Hi.
- You ready to get some culture?
510
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:47,140
Well, Athena's not feeling
too well today.
511
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:48,430
Oh, no.
512
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,140
Did we keep you up too late?
513
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,060
That may be it.
514
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,850
So we're gonna sit this one out.
515
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:55,770
-Oh.
-Oh, Bobby. No.
516
00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:58,190
I mean, just because
I'm not feeling well
517
00:21:58,190 --> 00:21:59,940
doesn't mean
that you should miss out.
518
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:01,610
-Well, I...
-No, no, no. You go.
519
00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:02,990
Athena, I don't want to ride
a funicular by myself.
520
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,200
Oh.
521
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,870
- We love a funicular.
- Yes, we do.
522
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:08,250
We like saying the word.
523
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,910
"Funicular."
524
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:12,450
See, the word "fun" is
actually in the word. Right?
525
00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:13,840
-Yeah.
-Yeah. See?
526
00:22:14,830 --> 00:22:16,120
You go.
527
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:17,220
I'll see you tonight.
528
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,250
-Huh? Okay.
-Okay.
529
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,250
-All right.
-Okay.
530
00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:20,340
All right, guys.
531
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,420
-See you later.
-Feel better.
532
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,050
- I will. All right.
- Okay.
533
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,350
Passengers on levels
five and six,
534
00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:30,230
please have your
passenger ID medallions handy...
535
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,430
Yeah, five and six. That's us.
536
00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:32,770
You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna
537
00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,190
- stick around here.
- No, no, no.
538
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,940
How about this?
We'll hang back with you.
539
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,650
No, no, no, no.
You guys go, have fun.
540
00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:39,360
I'm gonna find some things
to do here, check on Athena.
541
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360
-Okay.
-Uh, okay.
542
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,610
- All right. Great.
- Yeah.
543
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,200
-You're sure? Okay.
-Yeah.
-Have fun.
544
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:43,990
-All right. You, too.
-All right.
-All right.
545
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:45,910
Yeah. Fun-icular.
546
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,750
- Yeah.
- See, it's in the word.
547
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,580
Hi.
548
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,620
I'm Bobby,
549
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:56,370
and I think my wife is trying
to avoid being alone with me.
550
00:23:00,550 --> 00:23:02,800
And I'm an alcoholic.
551
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,140
Hi, Bobby.
552
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,560
You...
553
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,850
...are a stallion.
554
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,350
You've got this, right?
555
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,490
Clydesdale of love.
556
00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:24,190
♪ Uh-uh-uh ♪
557
00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:26,230
♪ No, sirree, uh-uh... ♪
558
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,910
Ah...
559
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:32,080
♪ I'm gonna stick like glue ♪
560
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,920
♪ Stick because I'm ♪
561
00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:35,870
♪ Stuck on you ♪
562
00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,290
♪ Uh ♪
563
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,670
♪ Yes, sirree, uh-uh... ♪
564
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,630
What took you so long?
565
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,800
Little bubblies for our bubbles?
566
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,470
♪ Like glue... ♪
567
00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:51,100
That is a '98 Dom Pérignon.
568
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,100
♪ Hide in my kitchen ♪
569
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,270
♪ Hide in the hall ♪
570
00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:57,020
♪ Ain't gonna do ya no... ♪
571
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,730
I guess we can
just clean that up later.
572
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,400
♪ Once I catch ya ♪
573
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,240
♪ And the kissing starts ♪
574
00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:05,570
♪ A team of wild horses
couldn't tear us apart. ♪
575
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,550
Help!
576
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,970
He's alive.
577
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,220
This is so embarrassing.
578
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,060
No, no, no.
No-no need to be embarrassed.
579
00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:34,810
Does your friend have
a heart condition?
580
00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:35,980
Not that I know of.
581
00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:37,560
Is he on any medication?
582
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,650
Rogaine, I think.
583
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,100
Okay.
584
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:42,440
-Buck, check the bathroom.
-Copy.
585
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,650
I don't even know
how this happened.
586
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,990
I mean, I know
how it happened-- we were,
587
00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:49,740
you know, doing it, and then
588
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,950
he got woozy and he started
complaining about chest pains
589
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,080
and he went limp.
590
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,960
Well, mostly.
591
00:24:54,950 --> 00:24:57,540
Because every time I try
to get free, I can't.
592
00:24:57,540 --> 00:24:58,790
What is happening?
593
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:02,420
Vaginismus resulting
in penis captivus.
594
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:03,750
Vaga-what now?
595
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,710
Vaginismus.
596
00:25:05,710 --> 00:25:07,750
It's the involuntary tensing
of the, of the muscles
597
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,010
surrounding the vagina.
598
00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:10,510
Sometimes a stress response.
599
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,050
Okay, he does have
a heart condition.
600
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:13,680
And male potency pills.
601
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,930
Okay, all right.
602
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,680
I don't think
he had a heart attack.
603
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,850
Probably just
some severe hypotension
604
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,730
from mixing
the nitro with Sildenafil.
605
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:23,520
What we need to do is get him
out of this hot water.
606
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,860
Well, what about me?
607
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:27,280
I mean, I-I'll go to
the hospital with him,
608
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,320
but please, not like this.
609
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,830
Maybe give her something
to help her relax.
610
00:25:37,830 --> 00:25:39,040
Buck. Switch.
611
00:25:39,910 --> 00:25:40,830
- All right.
- Okay.
612
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,460
All right.
613
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,630
- Got him? Okay.
- Yep, got him.
614
00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:44,970
Hey, what's your name again?
615
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,170
Sofia.
616
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,760
Sofia. Hi, I'm Eddie.
617
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,930
Do you like Jell-O?
618
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,210
Jell-O? Uh, I mean...
619
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,060
it's fine?
620
00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,180
And what's
your favorite flavor?
621
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,970
I don't know. Lime?
622
00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:57,850
Okay. So, a while back,
623
00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,060
I used to have
panic attacks, right?
624
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,440
Nothing helped.
625
00:26:00,430 --> 00:26:03,060
So I played a game
called "Jell-O body."
626
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,350
So I want you
to close your eyes for me.
627
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360
Okay.
628
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,280
Now I want you
to think about your feet
629
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,700
and feel them turning into soft
630
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,120
lime Jell-O.
631
00:26:18,990 --> 00:26:20,620
-Feel that?
-Uh-huh.
632
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,540
Good.
633
00:26:24,540 --> 00:26:26,710
Okay, let that Jell-O
634
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,750
go up to your calves.
635
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,290
Now up to your thighs...
636
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,800
now up to your pelvis...
637
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,180
and stomach.
638
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,640
Your whole body is
turning into squishy,
639
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,520
bouncy Jell-O.
640
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,440
Now let it run
up to your chest...
641
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,190
your arms...
642
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,570
your head.
643
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,780
You are one giant
Sofia Jell-O mold.
644
00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:00,210
- Got him.
- It worked.
645
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,210
There's Jell-O?
646
00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:05,750
Where you're going?
Loads of it.
647
00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:09,760
You know,
I don't think I've ever seen
648
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,420
a man turn a woman off
with such skill.
649
00:27:12,420 --> 00:27:13,630
It's a gift.
650
00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:15,470
I feel terrible.
651
00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:16,810
This is all my fault.
I pushed too hard.
652
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,640
You pushed too hard?
653
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,890
I told him I thought that
we were getting complacent.
654
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,230
-That we were--
-Calcifying?
655
00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:25,900
Uh, I don't believe
I used that word.
656
00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:27,850
Well, your heart was
in the right place.
657
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,700
And his almost stopped.
658
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:32,730
I guess at least now I know
it's best not to force things.
659
00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:34,190
In so many ways.
660
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,580
Uh, hey, so your dad
661
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,620
tells me you had a date
the other night.
662
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,830
Yeah. Penny.
663
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:48,870
Penny. Nice.
664
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,970
Uh, she-she's,
she's someone that you like?
665
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,750
-She's nice.
-Good.
666
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,850
H-He told me
667
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,930
there might be some other girls
that you like as well.
668
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,720
I like to keep things loose.
669
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,310
Nice, I feel you.
670
00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:05,150
And, listen, it-it's okay,
671
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:07,930
you know, to-to like
more than one girl.
672
00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:11,900
Uh, i-it's maybe less okay
673
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,320
t-to let each one of them
think they're special, though.
674
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,650
You know, it's, uh,
it's-it's kind of like lying.
675
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,870
It's not a lie.
They're all special.
676
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:26,870
Okay, uh, yeah, no,
I-I get that, I do, um...
677
00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:29,120
I-I think what it is
678
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:33,460
is when you tell a girl
that she's special,
679
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:36,300
it tends to make her think
that she's the only one.
680
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,510
And then, when she finds out
that you've been saying
681
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,550
the same thing
to a bunch of other girls,
682
00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:42,970
it makes her feel
not so special anymore.
683
00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:45,260
You know, and then they talk
and you get a reputation
684
00:28:45,270 --> 00:28:47,310
for being a not-so-nice guy,
and-and you want
685
00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,850
the ladies to-to think
you're a nice guy, right?
686
00:28:49,850 --> 00:28:51,310
Does it matter?
687
00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:56,990
Uh, wh-what do you mean,
does it matter?
688
00:28:56,990 --> 00:28:59,660
They just end up leaving anyway.
689
00:29:02,990 --> 00:29:05,910
Uh, wh-why would you say that?
690
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,700
My mom did.
691
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:09,370
♪ ♪
692
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,920
Uh, Chris, your mom died.
693
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:15,960
Before that.
694
00:29:17,260 --> 00:29:18,430
She left us.
695
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,760
We loved her,
and she left anyway.
696
00:29:23,050 --> 00:29:25,140
I can't remember
her voice anymore.
697
00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:52,840
Good morning.
698
00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:54,960
Oh. Morning.
699
00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:01,300
-How's the migraine?
-Hmm?
700
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,180
-The migraine.
-Oh.
701
00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:05,760
- Not a trace.
- Ah, good.
702
00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:08,760
You left without waking me up.
703
00:30:08,770 --> 00:30:10,310
You're welcome.
704
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:13,150
No, not "you're welcome."
You snuck out.
705
00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:16,350
I did no such thing.
706
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:17,860
It's ironic, isn't it?
707
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:20,610
Here we are,
enjoying this cruise together,
708
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:23,160
yet we're like two ships
passing in the night.
709
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:25,700
I feel like you're trying
to avoid me.
710
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,410
Hey! Norman.
711
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:30,700
Morning.
712
00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,450
Hey.
713
00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:35,960
Wow, good morning.
Nice to see you guys.
714
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,500
How was your excursion?
715
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,380
Oh, great, super.
Oh, yeah, lots of local color.
716
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,630
We-we went
to a sacrificial temple,
717
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,970
-so that was fun.
-Ah.
718
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,350
Where's Lola?
719
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:48,180
Lola is resting.
720
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,520
She got too much sun yesterday,
721
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,400
so I-I don't think
we're gonna see much of Lola
722
00:30:52,390 --> 00:30:54,140
anytime soon.
723
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,520
Oh. Where'd you get
724
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,560
-those scratches?
-The scratches
725
00:30:58,570 --> 00:31:02,660
I got 'cause we rented bikes
and I-I fell.
726
00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:04,400
On your neck?
727
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,650
There's a lot of Mexican topiary
out there, yeah.
728
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:08,950
Yeah.
729
00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,120
I'm gonna go-- there's a cruller
730
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,290
with my name on it,
and I want to make sure
731
00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:13,630
nobody else gets it,
732
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,830
so I'll leave you to it
733
00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:16,460
-and I'll see you soon. Okay.
-Okay.
734
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,250
Mm-hmm.
735
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,250
I wonder what's going on there.
736
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,460
I don't care.
737
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,500
Did you see what you did there?
738
00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:23,800
I came over here to talk to you,
739
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,430
and you called him over.
740
00:31:25,430 --> 00:31:27,310
'Cause I was being friendly.
741
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,930
You keep using these people
that you don't even like
742
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,850
as a wedge between us,
and I'd like to know why.
743
00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:32,480
I am not doing that.
744
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,850
You are. And you tried
to fob me off on them.
745
00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:35,890
Now, there was no fobbing.
746
00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:37,270
There was fobbing.
747
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,110
What there wasn't
was a migraine.
748
00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:40,440
You have never had a migraine
749
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,780
that lasted
less than three days.
750
00:31:42,780 --> 00:31:44,070
If you didn't want to come
on this cruise with me,
751
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,320
you could've just said so.
752
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:51,820
Of course I want
to be here with you.
753
00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:53,330
Of course I do.
754
00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:55,790
And I'm sorry
if I made you feel otherwise.
755
00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:57,080
Okay.
756
00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,880
And I didn't mean
to pressure you
757
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,090
into choosing activities.
758
00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:03,470
Okay, all right.
759
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:05,210
-Let's forget it.
-So I made a list.
760
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:06,430
Oh, there's a list?
761
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,760
It's a list of possibilities.
762
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,050
-What?
-I thought we could
start simple:
763
00:32:11,050 --> 00:32:12,550
go lay by the pool.
764
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,060
-Now, see, I could do that.
-Yeah?
765
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,770
-Absolutely. Let's do that now.
-Okay.
766
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:21,190
Okay. You go and warm up
two deck chairs.
767
00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:23,440
I will go get on my bathing suit
768
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,570
and I will meet you there
in ten minutes.
769
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:26,820
-Okay.
-Okay.
770
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,160
-Okay.
-Ten minutes.
771
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,410
-All right.
-We'll lay by the pool.
772
00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:31,000
All right.
773
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,970
Ooh. Sorry.
774
00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:51,100
I, uh, heard the lady
staying in this room
775
00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:52,590
wasn't feeling well.
776
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,140
I wanted to check in on her.
777
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:55,810
Mrs. Peterson? She's not here.
778
00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:57,440
No?
779
00:32:57,430 --> 00:32:59,770
No. I didn't even need
to make the bed.
780
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,060
It hadn't been slept in.
781
00:33:02,610 --> 00:33:04,400
Is that blood?
782
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,820
Looked like someone had
an accident in the bathroom.
783
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,530
That doesn't concern you?
784
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,780
Oh, no. I see that kind
of thing all the time
785
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,370
in my line of work.
786
00:33:17,950 --> 00:33:19,990
♪ ♪
787
00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:28,890
Fell on a cactus, my ass.
788
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,340
Those were nail marks.
789
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,880
And the maid said
790
00:33:31,890 --> 00:33:34,180
that the bed hadn't
been slept in all night.
791
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,770
I don't know
where he was last night,
792
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,350
but I do know where she wasn't.
793
00:33:37,350 --> 00:33:39,350
And still isn't.
794
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,770
Well, what do you think
happened?
795
00:33:40,770 --> 00:33:42,270
I think he killed his wife.
796
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:46,480
I mean, 106 weeks at sea
with the same person?
797
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,610
Oh, that can only end
in a homicide.
798
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,150
You think
he pushed her overboard?
799
00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:51,650
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
800
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,910
I don't think the murder
happened on the boat.
801
00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:56,750
I mean, they got security
cameras all over the damn place.
802
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:58,780
Well, so what about the blood?
803
00:33:58,790 --> 00:34:00,540
I mean, it could be his.
804
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:01,960
"Do not encourage her."
805
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,550
They got off in Mazatlán,
806
00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:05,460
but I don't think
she ever got back on.
807
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,000
And he did mention
something about
808
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,750
- a sacrificial temple.
- Ath-- Athena.
809
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,720
-Did you say
"sacrificial tentpole"?
-No-- "temple."
810
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,350
-"Temp--" damn it. "Temple."
-Can we-- Yeah. Yeah, okay.
811
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,720
Okay, let's just hang up.
Let's just hang up.
812
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,720
Wh-What the hell are you doing?
813
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,890
You said it was gonna be
ten minutes. It's been 40.
814
00:34:19,890 --> 00:34:22,640
Bobby, have you not been
paying attention?
815
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,810
Norman Peterson
murdered his wife.
816
00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:27,060
No, he didn't, and I think
you're doing it again.
817
00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:28,570
You're making up
an excuse to avoid me.
818
00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:31,660
Bobby, that poor woman's death
is not about you.
819
00:34:31,650 --> 00:34:34,320
Although, if you had gone
with them yesterday,
820
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,110
she might still be alive.
821
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,210
I hate to ruin the only fun
you seem to be having
822
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,200
on our honeymoon cruise,
but nobody's been murdered.
823
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,370
So now you're questioning
my instincts?
824
00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:44,370
No, Detective,
I am questioning your sanity.
825
00:34:44,370 --> 00:34:46,870
-Come on, let's go.
-Where are we going?
826
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,920
To prove one of us wrong.
827
00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:52,100
Uh...
828
00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:55,930
Ah.
829
00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,390
-Excuse me.
-Oh, good afternoon.
830
00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:00,390
Uh, do you remember the couple
we were sitting with
831
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,180
when you stopped by our
dinner table the other night?
832
00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,390
Norman and Lola Peterson.
Of course.
833
00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:06,180
Yes, well, my wife and I
are a little concerned,
834
00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:08,820
because we know that Mrs.
Peterson got off at Mazatlán,
835
00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,660
but we think maybe
she never got back on the ship.
836
00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:11,740
That is concerning.
837
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:13,780
Never lost a passenger before.
838
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:17,990
Ah.
839
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,780
Lola scanned back in yesterday
with her husband at 6:40 p.m.
840
00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:23,340
-Ah.
-Oh, and here she is.
841
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,790
The Blue Buffet.
842
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,000
-Right now?
-She just used her medallion
843
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,340
to purchase two energy juices.
844
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,590
Oh, okay.
845
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:32,920
There you go.
846
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,550
Both alive and well.
847
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,010
Okay, fine.
848
00:35:38,510 --> 00:35:40,930
Uh, n-now, you don't have
to rub my face in it.
849
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,220
Now would you like to discuss
the actual death on this boat?
850
00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,350
Because I think
it might be our marriage.
851
00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:46,810
Because you would prefer
to believe this sweet,
852
00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:49,060
harmless man would commit
a heinous crime
853
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,270
-rather than enjoy
our beautiful...
-Bobby.
854
00:35:51,270 --> 00:35:53,020
...honeymoon cruise together.
855
00:35:53,030 --> 00:35:55,160
♪ ♪
856
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,990
Or he murdered his wife.
857
00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:11,380
Hey, buddy. How's the homework?
858
00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:12,960
Almost done.
859
00:36:16,170 --> 00:36:18,550
♪ ♪
860
00:36:24,470 --> 00:36:28,270
So, listen,
I was going through some stuff
861
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:32,020
and, uh, came across something
that belongs to you.
862
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:35,190
It's a letter from your mom.
863
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:37,320
She wrote it
when you were real little.
864
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,030
I think she'd want you
to have it.
865
00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:49,000
What's for dinner?
866
00:36:54,710 --> 00:36:55,880
Pizza okay?
867
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,130
Pizza's always okay.
868
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,200
Dear Christopher,
869
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,410
I'm sure you're wondering
where I am.
870
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:29,370
Or maybe you're not.
871
00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:31,120
You're so young,
maybe you've already adapted
872
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,160
to a world without me.
873
00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:37,800
I hope for that
and fear it at the same time.
874
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:43,680
You are a beautiful,
amazing boy.
875
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,560
I want your life to be happy
and free and full of joy.
876
00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:53,900
And I'm not sure that's possible
with me in it.
877
00:37:55,400 --> 00:38:00,450
It's okay to hate me
for leaving.
878
00:38:00,450 --> 00:38:03,160
I will understand
if you never forgive me.
879
00:38:04,820 --> 00:38:07,410
But please know
that I love you, baby.
880
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:13,050
Even if it's from a distance.
881
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,340
Chris. What kind of toppings
do you want on your pizza, bud?
882
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,760
Hmm?
883
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,430
I'll take the usual.
884
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,390
♪ ♪
885
00:38:33,350 --> 00:38:34,390
You got it, pal.
886
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:38,070
I am so sorry that I'm late.
887
00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:40,070
Is there any way
that we can call the restaurant
888
00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,990
and push the reservation,
or-- oh.
889
00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,490
I canceled the reservations.
890
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:45,700
But I thought that Thursday
891
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,870
was supposed to be
a formal date night.
892
00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,870
Did I read
the spreadsheet wrong?
893
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,120
Forget the spreadsheets,
894
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,500
forget everything I said
the other night.
895
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,710
Does this mean
that we're no longer dating?
896
00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:55,670
I just think
it would be a mistake.
897
00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:57,000
Oh, I see.
898
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,630
Plus, we have a wedding to plan.
899
00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:00,880
Well, I guess
if you're breaking up with me,
900
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,920
that's a good consolation.
901
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,630
Something else happen on a call?
902
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:06,920
It did.
903
00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:09,270
And it made me realize there's
no reason to force anything.
904
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,470
We've already been doing
this whole thing exactly right,
905
00:39:11,470 --> 00:39:13,890
and there's no danger
of calcifying.
906
00:39:13,890 --> 00:39:15,980
Not as long as we stay...
907
00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:19,440
...relaxed.
908
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440
♪ ♪
909
00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:33,370
Weather service is warning
a tropical storm
910
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:35,160
to the south
is gaining strength.
911
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,160
All right.
Radio the Coast Guard,
912
00:39:37,170 --> 00:39:38,840
let them know we're reversing
course back to Los Angeles,
913
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,840
and I'll make
the announcement shortly.
914
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,050
Good.
915
00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:44,760
I can have detectives waiting
when we dock to make the arrest.
916
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,510
Let's not get ahead
of ourselves.
917
00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:47,600
I think you need
to talk to him first.
918
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,270
Oh, hey, guys.
919
00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:55,230
Wh-- uh, what's-what's going on?
920
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:56,860
Mr. Peterson, Sergeant Grant
921
00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:58,730
has brought some concerns
to my attention.
922
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,230
I've agreed to allow her
to ask you some questions.
923
00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:02,730
None of which
you're obligated to answer.
924
00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,270
Of course I'll answer questions.
925
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,580
Let's start with this:
where's Lola?
926
00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:10,110
-She's resting.
-She's not in
your stateroom, Norman.
927
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,540
We know she didn't get
back on the boat in Mazatlán.
928
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,080
And we know that you snuck
your sidepiece on
929
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,620
using her passenger ID.
930
00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,370
No, no, no, no,
now, that's not true.
931
00:40:17,370 --> 00:40:20,040
No, I mean, the woman
is using Lola's ID, yes,
932
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,920
but she's not my sidepiece.
933
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,670
My God,
I would never cheat on Lola.
934
00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:25,420
Then who is she?
935
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,010
She's one of them.
936
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:30,300
They took Lola.
937
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:32,050
-Who did?
-I don't know.
938
00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:33,520
Look, we-we got off the boat
939
00:40:33,510 --> 00:40:34,970
in Mazatlán,
just like we always do.
940
00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:37,010
And we rented bikes,
941
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,900
like we told you we were gonna.
942
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:42,200
And we got snow cones, and
we went to our favorite spot,
943
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,190
and they were waiting for us.
944
00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,190
It was a-a gang of some sort.
945
00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:46,570
They knew our names.
946
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,700
And they kept demanding
947
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:50,160
that I give them my dongle.
948
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,870
-I beg your pardon?
-Uh, a dongle's a device
949
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:53,250
you plug into a computer.
950
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,580
Holds data.
951
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:56,330
Often used to store Bitcoin.
952
00:40:56,330 --> 00:40:59,210
Except I don't have a dongle
and I don't have any Bitcoin,
953
00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:01,090
and I tried telling them that.
954
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,170
I explained it to them,
but they wouldn't believe me.
955
00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,010
They took Lola.
956
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,920
And you have no idea
who they thought you were?
957
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,760
Uh, I-I think I do.
958
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,760
There's been rumors
about a retired couple,
959
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,350
resident passengers,
960
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:15,810
who have been using
the cruise line industry
961
00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,690
as a front
for international smuggling.
962
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,390
Wait a minute,
are you telling me
963
00:41:19,390 --> 00:41:21,890
that these people
think Lola and me
964
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:25,030
are international smugglers
worth millions?
965
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,860
Well, you do fit the profile.
966
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:30,030
Except I'm a retired
dry cleaner from Encino.
967
00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:32,370
Now, what are we gonna do?
I'm not kidding.
968
00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:34,410
Now, they told me
if I did not turn over
969
00:41:34,410 --> 00:41:36,500
that dongle at the next
port of call,
970
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:38,530
they were gonna
kill my wife. Now...
971
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,830
they know that I'm talking
to you here, right?
972
00:41:40,830 --> 00:41:41,750
They may have already
killed her.
973
00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:44,750
I don't think so.
974
00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:47,250
If what you're telling us
is true,
975
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:49,390
then you have something
they want.
976
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:51,260
See if you can find this woman.
977
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:53,220
She's using
Mrs. Peterson's ID medallion.
978
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,850
-Take her into custody.
-Yes, Captain.
979
00:41:57,470 --> 00:41:59,350
You got to help me.
You got to help me.
980
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,980
You're a police officer.
When we get to Puerto Vallarta,
981
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:02,480
you tell them, all right?
982
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,730
Norman, we're not going
to Puerto Vallarta.
983
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,230
The captain had to turn
the ship around.
984
00:42:05,230 --> 00:42:06,900
We're going back to L.A.
985
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,570
There's a storm coming.
986
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,320
I think the storm's
already here.
987
00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:16,910
Stay on the ground now!
988
00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:18,000
Get down! Stay down!
989
00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:21,380
Stay calm,
990
00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:31,340
and nobody will be hurt.
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