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That's a cool snake tattoo
on your back.
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Thanks.
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That's Anacoth, the demon
who eats human souls.
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My friend Jeffrey has a dog
that eats his own poop.
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He tries to lick our face,
but we don't let him.
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Okay.
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Who's that one?
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That's the Goddess
of the Damned--
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she whose name cannot be spoken.
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Why, is it hard to pronounce?
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What?
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We have a friend
at school like that.
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He's from India.
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We just call him Rusty.
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No kidding.
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Does it hurt to get tattoos?
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Yeah, but it's
worth it, you know?
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Sure.
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Once I bit my tongue really hard
eating a frozen Milky Way,
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but it was totally worth it.
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Good morning.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey.
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Hi, I'm Alan, Jake's dad.
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Isabella.
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She's a friend
of Uncle Charlie's.
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I would hope so.
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Yeah, and she was
showing me her tattoos.
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Oh, lucky you.
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There was a time when
you had to pay a quarter
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and go into a tent to see that.
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Now, it's right
at your breakfast table.
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Uh, go get dressed.
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I want to see
the rest of her tattoos.
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Go.
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I have a quarter.
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Jake.
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All right.
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Um...
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Isabella, I hate
to be a fuddy-duddy,
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but we try to keep
the house smoke-free.
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I'm sorry.
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Charlie didn't say anything when
I was smoking in bed last night.
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Yeah, well, Charlie's lungs aren't
always on the same page as his penis.
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Morning, baby.
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Hey.
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If you don't like it,
don't watch.
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I'm gonna go upstairs
and take a shower.
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You want to join me?
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Sure. Just let me get some fluids in
so I got something to work with.
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Hurry.
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Anacoth is hungry.
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"Anacoth is hungry"?
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She's referring to
her snaketattoo.
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Oh.
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Her vagina's called Linda.
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Pretty name.
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Uh, listen, I don't want
to overstep my bounds.
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This is your house
and you're free to bring into it
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whoever or...
whatever you choose.
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But I-I do think that
I have the right to protect Jake
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from being exposed
to certain people.
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Then you better take him
to a hotel for a couple days,
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'cause that girl ain't leaving
till one of us is dead.
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Come on, Charlie.
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No, no, no, you come on.
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You see a little body ink
and a cigarette
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and you immediately condemn her,
but let me tell you something.
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She's smart, she's got a great
sense of humor, and in bed,
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she moves like one of those paint
shakers at Sherwin Williams.
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Nevertheless... I would rather
she didn't hang around Jake.
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Fine. I'll talk to her.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Now, unless you
want to lather up my fanny,
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I'm gonna go hop in the shower
with Anacoth and Linda.
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Episode 3x06
Hi, Mr. Horned One
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Synchro : Amnesia
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Transcript : Cfsmp3
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Corrections : Bouliii
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Isabella, I, uh...
I didn't hear you come in.
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You weren't meant to.
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So...
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You think I'm
a bad influence on your kid?
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Uh, well, gee, I-I wouldn't
put it that way.
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But, you know,
kids are, uh, impressionable and the ...
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violent, psychosexual
imagery of your...
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body art... um,
not-not to mention the smoking
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aren't necessarily something
a young boy needs to...
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Why are you taking my hair?
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Just a little quirk of mine.
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Uh-huh.
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I used to collect stamps.
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You know, people like you have been
persecuting people like me
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for thousands of years.
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Hmm.
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Well, that's a bit hard
to believe, seeing as
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people like me have historically
been victims and food.
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But, uh, just for clarity,
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who exactly are
the people like you?
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Those whose eyes are open
to a greater reality
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than you could ever imagine.
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I see.
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And do they all collect hair?
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Don't mock what
you don't understand.
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I'm sorry.
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I tend to resort to mocking
when I'm... totally creeped out.
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I don't like you.
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Yeah, well...
I'm rubber, you're glue...
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something, something,
something you.
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So be it.
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So be it.
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So be it.
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Ow!
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Ah, damn it.
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Ah !
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What the hell?
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I don't think so, Mom.
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First of all, I'm just not
a big fan of costume parties.
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Well...
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yeah, Jake likes
"The Wizard of Oz,"
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but I just don't think
he'd enjoy hanging out
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with a bunch of drunken real estate
agents dressed like Judy Garland.
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Okay, I'll get him.
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Mom wants to ask you something.
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Hi, Mom. No.
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What happened to your face?
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Nothing, I just thought I'd put
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little blood-soaked pieces
of toilet paper on it.
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What do you think?
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It suits you.
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What's the deal with your eye?
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I don't know.
I think I'm getting a sty.
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Huh.
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Might be a bit much
with the toilet paper.
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I'd go with one or the other.
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Thank you for your input.
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No problem.
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Where are you going?
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Isabella's taking me to a party.
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She said it's going to be
out of control.
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Can you imagine what this girl
considers to be out of control?
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Well, let's see.
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Uh, biting the head off
a live chicken?
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Vivisecting homeless people
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and playing hacky-sack
with their still-beating hearts?
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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Do you have any idea
what Isabella's really into?
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So she's a little kinky.
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No, no, no, kinky is
a feather duster up your butt.
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I think this woman tried
to put a curse on me.
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Oh, please.
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Who of us hasn't done that?
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To know you is to curse you.
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She took my hair.
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She took your hair?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and then she laughed like...
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Oh, well, that's different.
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So you see my concern?
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Yes, I do.
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Good night.
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Where are you going?
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To pick up a bottle of wine
and a feather duster.
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You sure my Mercedes
is okay parked on the street?
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I mean I gave that crack whore $10 to
watch it, but now I'm thinking,
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who's watching the crack whore?
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Don't worry about your car.
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Okay.
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So were are all the guys?
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How come I'm the only weenie
in this pot of beans?
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Because this party
is in your honor.
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Really? What'd I do?
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You're a vessel
of the masculine life force.
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You picked up on that?
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I tell people that all the time
and they just get snotty.
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These women are all my sisters.
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They all want to please you.
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Well, gosh, that's swell.
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Then you're okay with this?
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It was my idea.
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Let me tell you something,
Isabella,
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you are just tops in my book.
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Hey, this is very tasty.
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What'd you say this was?
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Secret elixir.
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Secret elixir, huh?
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Well, I'm usually more
of a bourbon guy but,
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push comes to shove, I don't know
what the hell's in that, either.
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Oh, boy.
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Getting a little fuzzy
around the edges.
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You got any crackers?
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He's ready.
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You bet your gothic ass I am.
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Whee!
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Where are we going?
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To the altar room.
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Oh, boy!
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What's the altar room?
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It's where we anoint you.
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Oh, boy!
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I'm getting anointed!
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Sounds nasty!
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Anoint him.
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Anoint him.
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Anoint him. Anoint him.
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** I can't stop this feeling **
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Anoint him. Anoint him.
** Deep inside of me **
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Anoint him. Anoint him.
** Girl, you just don't realize **
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Anoint him. Anoint him.
** What you do to me... **
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Great googly-mooglies!
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What the hell
happened to you?
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I'm not sure.
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Looks like you got bit on the face
by one of them ebola monkeys.
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I don't think so Berta.
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I mean, you weren't exactly
eye candy going in, but...
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...now, woof!
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you could scare the flies
off a manure truck.
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Thank you. Until you said that,
I was feeling a little self-conscious.
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Aw, you know I'm razzing
you, don't you?
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Yeah.
I mean, it's really not that...
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Oh sweet Lord, I'm gonna lose my eggoes!
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Okay, if open mike night
in the burn ward is over,
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I am just gonna make myself
some breakfast
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and get out of here before
Charlie's new girlfriend gets up.
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Why, is she not
as compassionate as me?
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No. She's just
a very creepy woman.
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Well, putting aside the whole
pot-kettle thing, creepy how?
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Well, she's got tattoos
all over her.
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I've got tattoos.
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And she's got this very dark,
hostile attitude.
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Okay, you might actually
like her.
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But I-I just don't want to have
anything to do with her.
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Good morning.
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Isabella. Hello.
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That's a nasty looking eye
you've got there.
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It's... just a stye.
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Right?
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What else would it be?
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Hey, Vampira...
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tell Count Humpula to get out of bed
so I can change his sheets.
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Charlie and I are spending
the entire day in bed.
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We do not want
to be disturbed.
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Do you understand?
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Is it getting cold in here?
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Do you understand?
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Yep, you betcha.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Alan.
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Take care of that eye.
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I will. Thank you.
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See what I mean about...
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What are you doing?
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Leaving.
Why?
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Did you see that bitch?
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You got to put
a whole lot of gone
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between you
and a broad like that.
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But-but wait a sec...
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Good-bye and good luck.
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Ho!
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00:12:37,272 --> 00:12:37,994
Ho!
264
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,786
That is some stye.
265
00:12:43,057 --> 00:12:45,716
Oh, this is no stye. This is
something else. Something evil.
266
00:12:45,772 --> 00:12:46,764
Something ugly.
267
00:12:48,113 --> 00:12:50,971
And you know what, I'm starting
to think your girlfriend did this.
268
00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,375
Oh, come on.
269
00:12:52,432 --> 00:12:54,255
Charlie, this isn't
just about me.
270
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:56,660
Have you taken a look
at yourself recently?
271
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:58,606
Oh, man.
272
00:13:00,957 --> 00:13:03,148
It's gonna take more than a
little spray-on tan to fix that.
273
00:13:04,445 --> 00:13:06,699
Do you realize how long
you've been upstairs with her?
274
00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:08,634
- That depends.
- On what?
275
00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:09,982
On what day it is.
276
00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:14,379
It's sunday evening. I haven't seen you since
last night when you went to that party.
277
00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,048
Oh yeah, the party.
278
00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:17,766
That was some great party.
279
00:13:17,924 --> 00:13:18,826
What happened?
280
00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:20,040
I have no idea.
281
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,495
Although, I did wake up with this.
282
00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,420
Oh my God!
283
00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:28,661
Am I Jewish now?
284
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,097
Charlie, that's not a star of David,
it's a pentagram. It's a...
285
00:13:37,187 --> 00:13:40,059
satanic symbol used to call
for demons from hell.
286
00:13:41,003 --> 00:13:42,326
Oh that's not good.
287
00:13:44,221 --> 00:13:45,575
You need to cut
Isabella loose.
288
00:13:45,645 --> 00:13:47,221
I can't do that.
Why not?
289
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,451
Because together we shall spawn
a child named Giglamesh
290
00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:52,647
and he shall bring forth
a new age of darkness.
291
00:13:55,599 --> 00:13:56,652
You know what,
maybe it is time
292
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:58,426
to slow this relationship
down a little bit.
293
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:00,116
Slow it down?
294
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:01,817
You need to drive a
stake through its heart!
295
00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:03,714
Is she still here?
296
00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:04,629
Yeah.
297
00:14:05,425 --> 00:14:06,824
Okay, here's the plan.
298
00:14:07,109 --> 00:14:09,756
Um, so, uh, we'll
submit to her will
299
00:14:09,786 --> 00:14:12,117
and, uh, serve the Lord Beelzebub
with all our hearts.
300
00:14:13,673 --> 00:14:15,221
I'll grab Jake;
you start the car.
301
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,832
We'll drive somewhere safe,
I'm thinking the Vatican.
302
00:14:19,544 --> 00:14:20,807
Don't be ridiculous.
303
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:21,961
What are you gonna do?
304
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:23,798
Well, you said it:
we have to cut her loose.
305
00:14:23,888 --> 00:14:25,869
"We?" No, I didn't say "we."
I never said "we."
306
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,832
Hear us, O Horned One.
307
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:35,016
Wrap your dark wings
around this young soul
308
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:38,124
and grant him
all the rewards he desires.
309
00:14:41,186 --> 00:14:44,028
Okay, um, hi, Mr. Horned One.
310
00:14:48,035 --> 00:14:51,075
Here's the deal:
I'll trade you my soul for...
311
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,005
What do I get,
like, three wishes?
312
00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:56,832
He's the Lord of the Underworld,
not a genie.
313
00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:58,194
Oh, okay.
314
00:14:58,946 --> 00:14:59,988
Can I talk to a genie?
315
00:15:02,116 --> 00:15:03,410
Jake, get over here!
316
00:15:03,892 --> 00:15:06,012
Sorry, Dad, but you're
no longer my master.
317
00:15:06,928 --> 00:15:08,649
The hell I'm not!
Go to your room!
318
00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:10,895
You know, I'm old enough
to choose my own religion.
319
00:15:10,974 --> 00:15:11,650
Go!
320
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,845
How dare you interfere?
321
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,130
Good question.
322
00:15:19,801 --> 00:15:21,990
Alan, tell her...
how we dare.
323
00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:26,011
Hey, you brought her here,
you get her out.
324
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,280
Are you trying to get rid of me?
325
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,541
Ok, well, no,
not-not-not you personally.
326
00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:33,275
This is more of a legal issue.
327
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:37,155
Uh, it turns out Malibu is not
zoned for Satanic rituals.
328
00:15:39,526 --> 00:15:41,841
Or any of the black arts, really.
Right, Alan?
329
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,716
Uh, that's-that's true. Uh...
You're fine in Hollywood. Um...
330
00:15:46,618 --> 00:15:49,216
Pretty much anywhere east
to the 405 freeway actually.
331
00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:51,521
Shut up, Alan.
332
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:52,609
Just trying to help.
333
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,118
Did you really think that
you could just end this?
334
00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:57,753
Uh, I was kinda hopin'.
335
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:01,538
Don't you realize that our souls
are now bound together,
336
00:16:01,674 --> 00:16:05,183
destined to writhe ecstatically in
blessed hellfire for all eternity?
337
00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:11,206
Boy, I know how to
pick 'em, don't I?
338
00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:17,169
Charlie, do you remember the vows
you took last night?
339
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,190
- Vows?
- You took vows? What kind of vows?
340
00:16:20,261 --> 00:16:22,055
If you'll shut up,
maybe we'll find out.
341
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:26,774
You vowed unending fealty to
the sisterhood of the coven.
342
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:29,262
You did that?
Why would you do that?
343
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,790
Will you please shut up.
344
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,334
I did that?
Why would I do that?
345
00:16:35,139 --> 00:16:37,204
Did you think that
all those beautiful women
346
00:16:37,234 --> 00:16:39,505
were pleasuring you
because of your boyish charm?
347
00:16:40,257 --> 00:16:42,277
Well, no, not-not-
not-not all of them.
348
00:16:44,353 --> 00:16:46,970
I just figured
after the first three or four,
349
00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:48,363
word-of-mouth
started to spread.
350
00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:52,631
Wait, wait, uh,
351
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,526
how many women are we
talking about here?
352
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,205
I don't know, nine, ten...
353
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,344
13, the sacred number.
354
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:01,813
And a personal best for me.
355
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:07,147
How do you have sex
with 13 women at one time?
356
00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:09,309
Well, apparently, you
have take some vows.
357
00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:12,173
Okay...
358
00:17:12,524 --> 00:17:15,465
okay, listen, uh,
thank the girls for me,
359
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,655
tell 'em I had
a wonderful time, but...
360
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,091
I'm gonna have to pass
on the fealty stuff.
361
00:17:20,134 --> 00:17:22,961
I have a previous commitment
to, you know... God.
362
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,831
It doesn't work
that way, Charlie.
363
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,005
If you break your vows,
364
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:31,207
you bring down upon yourself
the ancient curse of betrayal.
365
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,375
Well, that's just the
chance I'll have to take.
366
00:17:33,547 --> 00:17:34,520
So be it.
367
00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:35,951
So be it.
368
00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:42,450
Just kidding.
369
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,521
Um, simply out of curiosity,
370
00:17:45,593 --> 00:17:47,785
what-what exactly
is this curse?
371
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:49,864
What-what should I be
on the lookout for?
372
00:17:50,232 --> 00:17:52,075
Your crops will wither
in the field.
373
00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:53,550
Yeah, okay.
374
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:58,021
Your cattle will
sicken and die.
375
00:17:58,113 --> 00:17:58,820
Uh-huh.
376
00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:04,856
Your manhood will shrivel
and become a useless husk.
377
00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:10,207
I gotta fold here, Alan.
378
00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:13,566
Okay, you got me.
379
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:17,251
What do you say we call the girls over
and start spawning baby Giglamesh?
380
00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:19,231
Charlie, don't do this!
381
00:18:19,284 --> 00:18:21,524
Hey, when she's shriveling your
husk, then you get a vote.
382
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,276
Go ahead, call the coven.
383
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:30,790
Wow...
384
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,920
you gals could make a fortune
delivering pizzas.
385
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,009
Mom?
386
00:18:40,526 --> 00:18:41,639
Boo, everybody.
387
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,106
Now, not a word, Charlie.
388
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:50,709
You are all coming with me
to my costume party,
389
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,968
and I'm not taking no
for an answer.
390
00:18:53,271 --> 00:18:54,158
Evelyn?
391
00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:57,240
Isabella.
392
00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:01,356
You know each other?
393
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,820
In a manner of speaking.
394
00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:09,172
What are you doing here?
395
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:10,296
Nothing.
396
00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:13,256
These are my sons.
397
00:19:16,837 --> 00:19:18,131
It was an accident.
398
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,240
I-I had...
I had no idea.
399
00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:21,760
Please believe me.
400
00:19:22,569 --> 00:19:23,831
Good-bye, Isabella.
401
00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:26,060
Yes. Good-bye.
402
00:19:28,505 --> 00:19:29,558
Bye, Charlie.
403
00:19:29,763 --> 00:19:31,192
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hold on, hold on.
404
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,497
What about the-the vows,
the curse and the shriveling?
405
00:19:36,678 --> 00:19:38,272
I have no idea
what he's talking about.
406
00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:47,590
What? She's in my Pilates class.
407
00:19:51,236 --> 00:19:52,227
- I'll buy that.
- Okay.
408
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,913
Now, are you coming to my party,
409
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:56,808
or are you gonna give me
a hard time?
410
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:01,686
I'm coming to the party.
411
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:02,402
Me, too.
412
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:04,680
Jake! Come get your costume!
413
00:20:04,932 --> 00:20:06,280
- What's Mom gonna wear?
- Shut up.
414
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,938
Grandmommy doesn't want to be late to
her costume party.
415
00:20:44,218 --> 00:20:47,616
Oh, come on, boys, sell it.
416
00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:02,244
Very nice!
417
00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:06,314
Now fly, my pets, fly!
418
00:21:08,907 --> 00:21:10,065
I call shotgun.
419
00:21:19,307 --> 00:21:22,205
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