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Thank you.
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Oh, l knew it.
There's no extra foam in my latte.
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You ask for extra foam. . .
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. . .you might as well be asking for
a piggyback ride, know what l mean?
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Charlie?
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Charlie?
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Oh, of course.
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Man's got a heat-seeking missile
in his pants.
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ls it too much to ask that
when we go out for coffee. . .
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. . .you stay within earshot, so l'm not
talking to myself like a crazy person?
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And again, l'm talking to myself
like a crazy person.
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Look.
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Yes, l see.
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Girl pretty. Charlie like.
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No, girl magnificent.
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Charlie buy her Lexus.
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l thought we were gonna
hang out together. . .
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. . .but obviously your neurotic need
for sex is more important. . .
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. . .than spending time
with your only brother. . .
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. . .who despite everything continues
to love you and is, by the way. . .
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. . .your best hope for
a viable kidney transplant.
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You can get yourself home, right?
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What makes you think
that she's even available?
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Maybe she's married, maybe she's gay,
maybe she's a guy.
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Hey, l don't see a ring,
a girlfriend or a bulge.
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lf you'll excuse me, it's time to do
that voodoo that l do do so well.
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Hi.
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-l'm Charlie.
-Don't care.
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-And you are?
-Not interested.
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How do you know?
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l know.
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Okay then.
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You think it's over?
Because it's not over.
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Oh, l'm sorry.
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l guess l was mislead by her complete
and utter indifference to you.
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Yeah, well, watch and learn.
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-So--
-Go away.
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How about now? ls it over now?
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lt's not an exact science, Alan.
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Look, if you knew me at all and shut
me down, that would be one thing. . .
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. . .but to be dismissed on a simple hello,
well, that's a tough pill to swallow.
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Would you rather l give it to you
in a suppository?
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-Well, to be perfectly honest--
-Goodbye.
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-Hey, hey, did you hear that?
-What?
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lt's a-- lt's a fat lady. . .
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. . .and she's singing.
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-You'd give up right now, wouldn't you?
-Charlie, Elvis has left the building.
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l think giving up is
a little moot at this point.
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Well, that attitude
is why you sleep alone. . .
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. . .with a copy of Monster Boobs
magazine under your pillow.
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Stay out of my room.
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Waverly Dance Studio,
3737 Waverly Street.
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Got it.
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Westwood Academy of Dance,
1 4001 Pico Boulevard.
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What's going on?
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l'm mapping out
all the dance studios. . .
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-. . .within a five-mile radius.
-Why?
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l can't stop thinking about
that girl l met. l have to find her.
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Shame you can't let your penis
sniff a piece of her clothing.
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Look, l know her name, Mia.
lt was written on her coffee cup.
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l know she's a dancer.
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She was wearing leg-warmer-thingies
and reading a dance magazine.
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Reading a dance magazine
doesn't make you a dancer.
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Why not? You're a monster boob.
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Will you both stay out of my room.
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Tell me, why do you want to
go to all this trouble. . .
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. . .to track down a girl who showed
less than no interest in you?
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A girl who seemed actually repulsed
by your very being.
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A girl whose skin visibly crawled
at your mere proximity.
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Yeah, but did you see her butt?
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lt was like a ripe little peach.
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That's your answer?
Her ass reminded you of fruit?
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Berta, explain it to him.
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A lot of the times a peach
will have a subtle cleft in it. . .
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-. . .that is reminiscent of a woman's--
-No. Thanks.
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Thanks, l got the picture.
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Alan, do you know why Sir Edmund
Hillary wanted to scale Mount Everest?
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Because it reminded him
of a big pointy melon?
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That's part of the reason,
but the main reason was. . .
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. . .he wanted to do it because
everyone thought it was impossible.
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l'm missing the connection here.
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lf a girl like Mia were easy to climb. . .
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. . .her head would be
covered with flags.
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-So you're looking for a challenge.
-Exactly.
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No one takes a picture of the fish
that jumps on your boat.
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l-- l'm confused.
ls she a mountain or a fish?
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Doesn't matter,
either way l'm gonna scale her.
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And you,
why do you enable this behavior?
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Why? l'll tell you why.
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Because your brother is the embodiment
of the roll-up-your-sleeves spirit. . .
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. . .that made this country great.
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He never gets discouraged,
he goes after what he wants. . .
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. . .and he doesn't know
the meaning of quit.
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lf the day should come when any man,
no matter how humble. . .
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. . .can't go out there and soil the loins
of some hot little dancer. . .
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. . .well, l don't wanna live
in that America.
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Okay, very good. Now reverse.
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Oh, leave me alone.
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Keep going.
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Hey, you're a teacher.
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Hey, you're a stalker.
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No, no. l was passing by
and happened to look in the window.
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What's the map for?
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Oh, this? l had to go to
eight other dance studios. . .
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. . .before l found the right window.
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l suppose that could be
interpreted as stalking. . .
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. . .but it could be just as easily be seen
as sincerity, persistence--
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Mental illness?
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Come on, l'm clearly smitten.
Throw me a bone.
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-Charlie--
-You remembered my name.
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l wrote it down
in case l needed to call the cops.
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l don't have time for dating right now.
l'm completely focused on my work.
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Well, let's talk about work.
l've always wanted to learn to dance. . .
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-. . .can you teach me?
-l only teach children.
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You don't have a class full of
large, slow kids l could be part of?
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All right, how about this.
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My nephew loves to dance.
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A gifted little boy.
Moves like a gazelle.
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-How old is he?
-l don't know, 1 1 , 1 2.
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lt's hard to say, he's got a big head.
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Frankly l'd love to have
a boy in the class.
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lt's hard to get males
excited about ballet.
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Jake is just ballet this and ballet that.
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Yeah, l'm sure.
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Why don't you bring him
by tomorrow?
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-Great. Maybe afterwards you and l--
-Charlie, listen carefully.
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You and l, never gonna happen.
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Understood. See you tomorrow.
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Charlie to base camp,
l am beginning my ascent.
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How you liking the pizza your old
Uncle Charlie bought for his buddy?
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lt's good.
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Save room, l've got a half-gallon of that
fudge brownie ice cream.
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l don't know, l'm pretty stuffed.
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-You sure?
-Maybe after l poop.
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What are you doing?
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-We're eating dinner.
-He had dinner an hour ago.
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-Well, then he won't need breakfast.
-Yes, l will.
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You've had enough to eat.
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Hey, Jake, you know what l like to do
after a nice big meal?
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-What?
-Learn to dance.
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-Charlie.
-Yeah?
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Private word.
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Sure.
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-What's up?
-Shame on you.
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ls that it?
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You found that girl. . .
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. . .and now you have a plan
to use my son as bait.
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Yeah, so? lt's not like he pays rent.
Why shouldn't he pitch in a little?
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l will not allow it.
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Come on, it's just a couple
of ballet lessons.
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Ballet? Him?
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l think he has a quiet grace about him.
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He doesn't have to be good,
he just has to show up.
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One lesson, l'm begging you.
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You know what,
it really doesn't matter what l say.
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You will never convince him
to take ballet.
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lf l can, will you stay out of it?
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-l guess.
-Great.
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Hey, Jake.
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Okay, that might have been
bad parenting on my part.
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l've got a surprise for you.
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lt's not more food, is it?
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Because l'm starting to feel
a little dizzy.
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You're gonna get to do something
that no other boy in your class has done.
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lf it's sex, Mitchell Fineman
already saw his cousin naked.
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-No, this is better than sex.
-What?
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How would he know?
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-You're gonna learn to dance ballet.
-Wanna bet?
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Okay, let me put it this way.
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How much money would l have to give
you to take ballet lessons?
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-l want $ 1 0.
-Wait, hold on.
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l want $ 1 000.
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That's really unethical.
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Oh, yeah, l'm the one
on shaky moral ground.
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-Okay, l'll give you $500.
-Split the difference.
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-Two-fifty.
-Done.
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Come on, let's go.
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l changed my mind.
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You took my money.
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l'll give it back.
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Jake, we're here.
You may as well give it a try.
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Yeah, give it a try.
Who knows, you might like it.
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l will never forgive you for this.
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You didn't tell me
l'd be the only boy here.
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So? The odds are on your side.
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The odds for what? l'm 1 1 .
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-l wanna go home.
-l thought we had a deal.
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You can't make him stay
if he doesn't want to.
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l love you, Dad.
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All right, let's get started.
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-Who's that?
-Your teacher.
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-Come on, let's go.
-Hang on, Dad.
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Maybe we should give this a chance.
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Hi, l'm Jake.
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-Hi, Jake. lt's nice to meet you.
-Yeah.
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-Your uncle tells me you like ballet.
-Yeah.
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Okay. How about you
line up with the girls. . .
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-. . .and we'll get started.
-Yeah.
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How about that?
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He's got a crush.
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lt's like watching a dog chase a car.
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He'll never catch it, and even if he did,
he couldn't drive it.
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He's still doing better than you.
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Everyone, l'd like you to meet
our new student Jake.
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-Hi, Jake.
-Yeah, hi.
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Okay, let's start in first position.
Jake, do you know first position?
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ls that like the missionary position?
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And one, and two. . .
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. . .and three, and four.
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l will never forgive you for this.
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What? He's having a great time.
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The clueless knucklehead.
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Okay, very nice, class.
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Yeah, good hustle, everybody.
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Much better, Jake.
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-That's because l have a good teacher.
-Thank you.
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All right, that's it for this week.
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Remember, life is a dance,
live it gracefully.
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That's my motto.
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Well, that settles it.
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l wanna be a ballet dancer
when l grow up.
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Really? There's a load off my mind.
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lt's not as easy as it looks.
lt's pretty hard.
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Yeah. lt's pretty hard to watch.
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Thanks.
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Did you see how far Mia
could put her leg over her head?
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l did notice that, yes.
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So, what do you think,
Fred Astaire or Fred Flintstone?
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-He's got a lot of enthusiasm.
-He gets that from me.
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l thought you were his uncle.
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That's the whole
nature and nurture debate, isn't it?
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-So listen, Mia--
-l'm not going out with you.
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l know, you made it very clear.
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My question was is there anything more
we can do to help Jake?
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Extra classes? Private tutoring?
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The three of us in Cabo
for a long weekend?
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lf he comes to class regularly,
l think you'll be amazed at his progress.
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Good, l'd hate to think he's peaked.
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We're having a recital next month. . .
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. . .and with a lot of work and
a little luck, we can include him.
241
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,799
Charlie to base camp. . .
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. . .pretty cold up here, visibility zero.
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Call me.
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00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,954
Okay.
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00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,954
l hope you like this.
246
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:44,112
lt's an impertinent little cabernet
with oaky overtones. . .
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00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,510
. . .and just the hint of a floral finish.
248
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,794
-Wow, you really know your wines.
-l just read it off the box.
249
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,600
What's the plan? Get me drunk
and take advantage of me?
250
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,677
Oh, good, you've done this before.
251
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:03,272
l had a very nice time tonight.
252
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,229
Was it worth all the trouble
l put you through?
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00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,029
You tell me.
254
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,278
Ask me again in the morning.
255
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,555
Charlie to base camp.
256
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,597
l can see the summit.
257
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,313
-Hey.
-Hey, Jake.
258
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,233
-What are you doing up?
-Why shouldn't l be up?
259
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,239
lsn't it past your bedtime?
260
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,557
l don't know
what you're talking about.
261
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,110
-l don't have a bedtime.
-Okay.
262
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,918
-So, what's going on?
-Not too much.
263
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:36,669
Where's your dad?
264
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,839
l don't know,
why don't you go look for him?
265
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,870
Look, Jake, Mia and l
are kind of busy right now.
266
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,351
-Busy doing what?
-Talking.
267
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,997
Okay. What are we talking about?
268
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,999
We are not talking about anything.
You're going to bed.
269
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,116
Why don't we let Mia decide?
270
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,756
Jake, l think you should go to bed.
271
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,793
Are you sure?
You don't have to decide right now.
272
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,757
Your uncle and l would like to spend
some alone-time together.
273
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,109
All right.
274
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,838
You want me to tuck you in?
275
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,989
l'm too old to get tucked in, you--
You ass-face.
276
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:19,990
Okay, then, sleep tight, little camper.
277
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,514
Kids, huh?
278
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,716
Yeah, kids.
279
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,153
He never called me
an ass-face before.
280
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,877
-l think he's a little jealous.
-Yeah.
281
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,193
l remember feeling like that. . .
282
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,793
-. . .when l was his age.
-Really?
283
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,269
Cafeteria lady.
284
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,357
Looked like Valerie Bertinelli. . .
285
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,672
. . .but, you know, with a hairnet and
just the cutest whisper of a mustache.
286
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,918
She didn't know l was alive.
287
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,354
You poor thing.
288
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,395
l'm sorry, Mia. l can't--
l can't do this to him.
289
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,194
Do what to him?
290
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,234
One afternoon l saw the cafeteria lady
holding hands. . .
291
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,470
. . .with the shop teacher
in the parking lot. . .
292
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,392
. . .and it just killed me.
293
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,632
Mr. Dinapoli. l'll never forget it.
294
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,633
She was holding the hand
with the missing thumb.
295
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,193
You know what,
l've gotta take you home.
296
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,918
-l understand.
-You do?
297
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,473
You love Jake.
298
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,837
You'd rather give up spending the night
with me than risk hurting him.
299
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,439
Right.
300
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,190
Although when you spell it out like that,
it sounds incredibly stupid.
301
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,719
You're a very sweet man.
302
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:32,989
Thank you.
303
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,838
l was kidding. Let's go upstairs.
304
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,715
Charlie, take me home.
305
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,993
Let's talk about this.
He's 1 1 , he'll get over it.
306
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,754
l got over one-thumb Dinapoli.
307
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,829
You asleep?
308
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:07,356
-You can quit faking, l took her home.
-Really?
309
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,398
-Yeah.
-How come?
310
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,751
lt's part of the guy code.
311
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,435
When two friends like the same girl,
one of them has to step aside.
312
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:21,229
Unless she's a good sport, then it's
like Saturday morning at the bakery.
313
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,192
lt's a complicated code.
314
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,469
Don't worry about it.
315
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,710
Bottom line is,
l'm out of the Mia business.
316
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:29,955
Cool.
317
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,272
Now, go to sleep.
318
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,717
-Uncle Charlie?
-Yeah?
319
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,629
l'm sorry l called you an ass-face.
320
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,793
Oh, yeah.
321
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,349
l forgot about that.
322
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,912
No woman is worth this.
323
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,791
l am so proud.
324
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,235
Our little boy is growing up.
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00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,391
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