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♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true
modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

Yee-haw!

It was one of them normal
laid-back days in Hazzard.

Bo and Luke were layin' low
from a Boss Hogg bum rap.

and had gone fishin'.

Which is a great way
to hide out.

Lulu Hogg was causin' more
trouble than a newborn baby.

As president of Hazzard's
Equal Rights Society

which meant that all women
were to become more equal

than all men.

And Cletus was tearin' up tires

tryin' to get rid
of his last speedin' ticket

so he wouldn't have to pay it.

One of Boss's new rules.

Just a normal day in Hazzard.

'Course, Cletus had
no way of knowin'

the car that he was chasin',
was no ordinary speeder.

We got company.

'Oh, dang it!'

We get away clean with this
bag full of credit cards

worth a million bucks
on the streets.

And we get a yokel cop on
our tail for a speedin' ticket.

We get caught with that bag,
we get a ten-year rap.

Come on, punch it.

One of the nice things about
livin' in Hazzard is that

you can get off to Sunset Lake for a little peace and quiet.

That is, peace and quiet,
Hazzard style.

Hey, hold on a second.
Do you hear that?

That's Cletus,
Rosco's a little higher pitched.

That's right.

Wait a minute,
he's can't be after us.

We're not speedin',
the General Lee's parked there.

You forget
the fishin' permits?

No, I didn't,
got 'em in my pocket.

Alright.

He's sticking to us
like a fly to a glue pot.

'We gotta do something
with this bag.'

See that log up there?

- Yeah.
- Throw it behind it.

- We'll come back for it later.

Okay.

Get alongside.

What was that?

What could be in that bag
that thems guys

are so all fired
to get rid of it?

- Only one way to find out.
- Let's take a look.

Let's leave these things here.

Let's see what the heck
we got here.

There's gotta be a 1000
credit cards in there.

Luke, there ain't no names
printed on these things either.

Means they gotta be stolen.

They could be used to charge
Lord knows how much money.

We better call Uncle Jesse.
Let's get out of here.

Now the boys knew
the contraband had to be

turned over to the law.

But the law in Hazzard ain't
like the law everywhere else.

The way I see it,
you got no choice

but to turn
that bag over to Rosco.

But they ain't
got no names on 'em.

It'd be like givin'
a thief license to steal.

Well, don't you
think I know that?

But the law is a law, and
Rosco's about the only law

we got around here.

'Course now, you could keep
him on the straight and narrow

if you was to turn that bag over
to him in front of witnesses.

- And I don't mean J.D.
- That's right, Shepherd.

That's a big 10-4.
Thank you kindly.

I tell you, he's smart
enough to be twins.

You got that right.

What about them fishin' poles?

Well, them guys are bound
to be headin' back.

We best leave 'em here for now.
We'll come back later. Let's go.

- Uh...yes, I do.

- Oh, here.
- Oh.

You want this one, too?

Without that
incriminatin' evidence

Dickens and Clark
let Cletus catch up to 'em.

And old Cletus
saved himself 25 bucks.

And the bad dudes
went back to that bag

of stolen credit cards.

And we know what
happened here, don't we?

But where is it?

I'm tellin' ya, it landed
right in here, some place.

Well, it ain't here now.

We are talkin' about
one million dollars.

Just knock it off!
Keep lookin'.

Gotta be here some place.

Look, that bag didn't
sprout legs and walk away.

- Maybe it drove off.
'

Remember seein'
an orange car over there?

Yeah, but there
wasn't anybody in it.

Not that we saw,
but maybe they saw us.

Maybe you're right.

I still don't cotton to givin'
Rosco them credit cards.

I feel pretty much the same way,
but like Uncle Jesse says

Rosco's the only law we got.

Let's get back to Hazzard
and we get rid of this stuff.

Ooh. I love it, I love it.
Hot pursuit!

Speak of the devil.

Rosco found us
before we found him.

If we let him catch us,
we'll have to turn over

this satchel
without any witnesses.

- I don't think so.

Well, let's not lead him
into the evils of temptation.

Hang on, cuz.

Alright, you Duke boys.

'This is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane'

'ordering you to pull over.'

There's nothing we'd like better
than to pull over and talk.

But if it's
all the same with you

we'd like to do it back
in Hazzard, alright?

Alright, Dukes,
I'll show you this time.'

Listen, you want me to add
to all the rest of your crimes?

Like, uh, tryin'
to escape prosecution

uh, resisting arrest,
and-and endangering the life

of a police officer and his dog.

That oughta break your probation
into itsy-bitsy little pieces.

Pull it over.
Let's get this over with.

I knew it.
I knew it.

Alright, I'm adding evasive
action to that charge!

Hang on, Flash.
Ooh!

Oh, alright!
Alright, you Dukes.

- Listen--
- Freeze!

There's a reason
we wanted to talk to ya.

- Gonna throw the book at you.

- We wanted to talk to you..
- They were pushers.

I'm serious this time.

We weren't kidding
about wantin' to talk to ya.

We were bringing
it into Hazzard.

- We're trying to tell you..
- Oh, I ain't buying that.

- Take-take a look!

Ooh!

Wait!

Freeze!

Freeze it. Oh!

Oh.

Okay, Flash, let's go.

Flash. Flash?

Fla-Flash!

Flash?

If you're gonna
be a police lady

you gotta learn
to control yourself.

You just...will you hurry?

Oh, boy, we really
messed up this time.

Rosco's not only got them
stolen credit cards

but shoot, without a witness,
people will think

we're the crooks
that stole 'em.

Anything else you wanna tell me
I don't already know?

With all this cookin'

there was enough sweat
buildin' to start a flood.

Now Bo and Luke were sweatin' about their situation

the bad guys were sweatin' over their lost booty

and old Boss Hogg was
really workin' up a sweat.

Ah. Yeah. Alright.

J.D, we have got
to have ourselves a talk.

Alright, talk, talk. I've never
been able to stop you before.

- Alright, you just hear me out.
- I will.

- As president of HERS.
What?

Hazzard Equal Rights Society.

It is only befittin'
that I set the first example

of puttin' down male chauvinism
by assumin' my rightful

legal role in life.

Lulu, Lulu Hogg,
what are you talking about?

I mean, what's got into
my prize little heifer?

Well, to put it
plain and simple, J.D.

from here on out,
and from this day forward

accordin' to community property

I am your full
and workin' partner

in all business enterprises.

My full and workin' partner..

Oh, well, oh,
no, wait, ooh!

I can't talk,
can't talk about this.

I'm too starved,
I gotta go eat somethin'.

No, you don't!

That ain't your lunch, that's
mine, and that's another thing.

When you get hungry

you're gonna have
to fix your own vittles.

My own vittles?
Uh-huh-uh-huh.

That's your job.
A woman's place is in the home.

No more it ain't, J.D.

From here on out,
it's in the office as well.

Share and share alike.

And that means equal billin'.

Share and share alike?
No, no, not on your life.

Your job's in the kitchen,
you see.

My job's out in the jungle,
fightin' and scratchin'.

'Yeah, and you're too frail,
even at your weight.'

'You know that. Whereas me, I'm
the one who's gotta be fighting'

and makin' money
out there in the world.

That's a man's place. Eh..

'Boss, uh, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane'

'You got your plump
little ears on? Come on.'

'Rosco, this is J.D. Hogg
answerin' your call.'

'Listen, hold
everything a minute'

because I gotta get myself some
lunch before I can talk to you.

Aah!

It's gon..
Oh, dang blast it!

Alright, Rosco, what is it?
What is it? Come back.

Oh, Boss, listen. If you'll
hurry your fat little bod

over to my office
in about 15 minutes

I got good news, good news.

I got enough evidence on those
Duke boys to put 'em away

for more years
than the hairs you got

on your little chrome dome.

Uh, I mean, uh, that is,
before you lost your hai-hair.

'Well, I mean, well,
you have a lot of..'

Uh, I'm gone.

Rosco P. Coltrane,
Lulu Coltrane-Hogg.

Brother and sister.

Just like their mother. Bluh!

- Oh, no, thank you.

Daisy, you and I have
got to have a talk.

Yeah.

Daisy Duke,
what kinda work is that

for a pretty young woman
to be doin'?

About the only kind of work
Boss will hire me for.

It ain't that bad, Lulu.

He gives me 25%
of all the tips I earn.

That is slave labor.

Now you put that
dish towel down right now

because Lulu Hogg
is gonna set you free.

Thanks, Lulu, but I can't
afford to be set free.

Well, you can work for me
as my personal secretary

and chauffeur at twice
what you're makin' now.

And if J.D. don't like it,
he can lump himself right down

and complain to HERS!

That is the Hazzard
Equal Rights Society.

Well, I've never felt
not equal before, Lulu.

If that's what HERS can do,
I'm all for her .

Well, then, let's get goin'.

We've got some
office furniture to buy.

Ya-hoo!

While things were
pickin' up for Daisy

they was just slidin' downhill for ol' Bo and Luke.

Luke explained
to Jesse what happened

and Jesse was ready
to lean heavy on Rosco

and, neighbor,
that is a lot of heavy.

...no more inclined
to take your word than ours.

Well, he better take it or
I'll shove it down his throat.

Maybe. But I think the best
thing is for us to lay low

until we can put our plan into
action and get out of this mess.

Alright. If you need any help or
anything, you know where I am.

Thanks a lot, Shepherd.
We're gone.

Oh, gosh!

Well, what's that plan, huh?

Plan?

The plan you just told
Uncle Jesse you had.

I ain't got no plan. You crazy?
I didn't want him to worry.

Fine. You didn't want him
to worry, so you got me worried

twice as much.

Don't see how we can get out
of this and you're making jokes.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

We can find them guys or that
car they threw the cards out of.

What then?
Ask 'em to go down to Rosco

and tell him that they're their
stolen credit cards, not ours?

Maybe, if we said please.

Clever.

Boy, Boss, look at
all these credit cards.

I tell you, when that judge
catches those Duke boys

with all these cards

he's gonna throw 'em in the
slammer and throw away the keys.

- Rosco.

What you lack in brain,
you make up for..

...in sheer stupidity.

Ooh, I appreciate it.

All we need is a little
handful of these cards

to send the Duke boys
to the slammer.

As for the rest..

Well, have you got any idea
how much they'd bring

if we sold 'em to a certain
party I know in Atlanta?

Let me guess. Um, uh..

- Millions! Millions, millions.
- Oh, millions.

Oo-hoo, millions!

Everybody uses these here cards
nowadays, you don't think?

And you can buy anything you
want, buy automobiles, clothes

furs, diamonds, you name it.

I'm gonna be..

Let's see. Uh,
out of all that money

how much you figure
I'm gonna make, Boss?

Well, you're gonna
get 50% of 50%

after we deduct 50% from
the original 100% for expenses.

Wait just a pea-pickin'
minute, Boss.

That only leaves me with 12.5%

Oh, you add up pretty good,
but you did it wrong.

- I meant of the gross, not net.
- Oh, that makes a difference.

Oh, hello, Mabel.
Listen, this is J.D. Ho..

- Say hello from Rosco.
- Yeah.

Would you forget that
and give me this?

Mabel, I want you to get me
a certain number in Atlanta..

Huh?

Say please?

What do you mean?
I haven't got..

Equal rights?

Well, now, look here!

You..

Alright, alright, alright!
Alright, I'll say please.

'Look here, Mabel. Huh?'

Miss Tillingham?

Alright, alright.

MissTillingham

would you give me a number
in Atlanta, 555

Huh?

Please.

Equal rights.

Spreadin' like chicken pox.

That was them. That was them,
the orange car. Come on!

Hey, Luke

'remember when Rosco found us
before we found him?'

Yeah.

Yeah, well, we don't have
to find them bad guys.

Look back here.
They found us.

From the way
they're makin' a move on us

I think they think
that we got what we ain't got.

Kick the pedal, Bo.

I got my foot
through the floor now.

That's some engine
in that thing they got.

Take 'em.

General ain't gonna
take much more of this.

Do somethin'.

Why don't we do
like General Grant would do?

- Retreat.

- Yeah, don't worry about it.

I got a plan.

Great plan, Bo.

Hold it right there.

Maybe we should've gone fishin'.

Okay, nice and easy, boys.

Come on out of the car.

'Bring that satchel with you.'

Gentlemen, you're barkin' up
the wrong tree.

We ain't got no satchel.

You're just making it
real hard on yourselves, boys.

Search for yourself.

Give him the key,
he can look in the trunk, too.

- Alright.
- Go on. Check it.

Nice and easy now.

Here you go.

It ain't there.

Okay, you got 30 seconds
to tell me where it is.

Won't take half that long.
Sheriff's got it.

'Confiscated the satchel
and all 'em credit cards.'

If you don't believe us,
you can call him.

Use the phone,
it's up by the bus stop.

You boys must think
we're a couple of fools.

Asked us to call sheriff
like that.

Now, hold on a minute.
Hold on.

These boys might
not have a bad idea.

But if you're lyin'
to me, you're dead.

We ain't lyin'.

Agreed! That's the price.

D.I.A.
Deliver in Atlanta.

Deliver in Atlanta.

Let me tell you, you just bought
yourself a real swell deal.

Look at this.

Rich, rich, rich!
I'm gonna be filthy rich.

I'll tell you the first thing
you're gonna do.

You're gonna buy yourself
some sound proofin'

for that wall over there.

Yeah, what is that?

Uh, Cletus! Cletus!

What in blazes
is goin' on in there?

That's Cousin Lulu,
Cousin Boss.

She's movin' her furniture
into yours and her office.

Hers and mine what?

What!

Lulu, where do you want this?

I think right about there,
honey, don't you?

Right behind you.
Oh, that looks wonderful!

Pretty.

Wait a second. Where
you goin' with this stuff?

Give it to me.
It's mine.

Lulu Hogg!

What in tarnation do you think
you're doing in here?

What does it look like?
We're following our motto.

What yours is HERS
and what's HERS is ours.

No, you ain't. You can't
do this. Wait a minute.

Rosco, would you give me a hand
settin' up this branch office?

Well, sure.
Oh, I think I broke it.

Uh, Lulu, where
do you want this?

Well, I think over here.

Listen, you put that back
on the truck it came off of.

You dim-witted dodo.

Go on, go on,
move with that thing.

Oh! What do you mean
by "branch office"?

What she means is that
we've already moved

into the main office
at the Boar's Nest.

Daisy Duke,
what are you doing here?

Now, don't you put your
two cents worth in here.

Besides, you oughta be over at
the Boar's Nest waitin' tables.

No more, Daisy's a HER.

Oh, well,
I can see that.

I am Lulu's personal secretary
and chauffeur

at twice the money
you were payin' me, Boss.

Are you kiddin' me?
What a goody-goody for you!

Will you just hush
your mouths over there?

Lulu, my little pumpkin pie,
you're a woman.

And you're frail,
and runnin' something tough

like Hogg Enterprises,
that's man's work.

No, it ain't no more,
you male chauvinist Hogg.

We woman can do anything
you men can do

just as good or better.

- No, you can't.
- Yes, we can.

Oh!

There's a phone call for you
from Atlanta.

He doesn't wanna
take it in here.

He wants to take it in there.
Away from these here women.

- So he can get some privacy.
- A little more privacy.

Cletus, will you
take that out?

What am I gonna do
with it?

- Ow!
- Oh-ho!

Leave it here..

Cletus, I'll give
you one hour

to get this junk
out of here, you hear me?

Rosco and I got some important
business to attend to.

What do we do now, Lulu?

I'll tell you
what we do now.

You just put that
Florentine hat rack

right back there
where J.D's is.

- It looks good in that corner.
- Beautiful.

Take it easy there, Cletus.

Sheriff, this is Clark
with the Atlantis Dispatch.

I got a tip that you busted
a stolen credit card ring

and got all the evidence.

Oh, well, you could say
that's a half negatory

and a half pository.
Part yes..

Hello, this is J.D. Hogg,
Hazzard County Commissioner.

What my sheriff
means here is that

we got ourselves two suspects
that we're looking for

namely, Bo and Luke Duke.

'As soon as we
got 'em apprehended'

'then I think we may get our
hands on all that evidence.'

Bo and Luke Duke? Thanks, Hogg.
That's all I wanted to know.

'Boys are lyin'.
They still got..'

Dickens!

Dickens, get up!

'Dickens!'

Tell me, how did the Atlanta
newspaper get a word

about all these here
credit cards so quick?

- Well..
- Unless some blabbermouth..

Not this blabbermouth!
My lips have been as sealed

as tight
as your money belt.

- Well, they know.
- Well, it's not me.

And if they know, then the
Atlanta State Police know, too.

Well, that's a possibility.

Alright, then we got to be
doubly-doubly careful

while getting these credit cards
all the way to Atlanta.

Oh, listen, Boss,
I was just thinking..

...they might set up a roadblock
and examine every vehicle

going through there.

Yeah. They might do that.

But...what if
they was being transported

in a Hazzard County police car?

Ooh, I love it, I love it!
Hazzard County police..

Are you kiddin' me?

You're not gonna use no
Hazzard County police car.

Not my vehicle, absolutely not.
No way, no.

Would you rather notuse your
car...or make some money?

I thought so.

Alright, come on,
let's go.

We can't use this here
satchel, it's too obvious.

Get me a paper bag to put
these here credit cards in

and we're in business.

- Ooh, paper bag!
- Yeah, come on.

Let's get..
Get away!

What're you doin'?

I saw somethin'.

Them guys back there still
think we got them credit cards.

They won't stop looking
for us till they find 'em.

Luke, that ain't exactly news.

No, but they know
our names now.

All they got to do is look up
our address in the phonebook.

We better warn
Uncle Jesse and Daisy.

Uh, Lost Sheep to Shepherd,
Lost Sheep to Shepherd

'You got ears on?'

'Uncle Jesse,
Daisy, come back.'

Lost Sheep to Shepherd,
are you out there? Come back.

Must be out working
the back forty or somethin'.

We'll have to try again
in a few minutes.

Well, when a Duke is right,
he's really right.

'Cause that's exactly what them heavies was doin'.

- Mornin', Boss.

Business is great, Boss.

Oh, it is. Alright, alright,
I'm glad to hear that.

Say, listen, as a reward there,
why don't you go get yourself

a nice hot cup of coffee?

I already got me
a cup, Boss.

Let me see that.

Uh! Ice cold. Yuck!

Here, go get yourself
a real hot cup of jello.

Yes, sir.

Take all the time you want,
take 20 minutes.

- Take more.
- Thirty minutes.

Listen, Boss, you know
what I can't understand?

Why did we have to drive all the
way here to your used car lot?

- Yeah.

Well, for the simple reason
that we couldn't very well use

Cooter's garage to take off
the inside door panel

of your patrol car to hide them
credit cards in, now could we?

Ooh, to hide 'em, brilliant
idea! Where'd you get that idea?

Oh, I'd seen
some men do it once.

- In a moving-picture show.

Uh, yeah,
maybe they were.

Oh, come on, unscrew that thing,
will you? Come on, hurry it up.

The sooner we're done,
the sooner I get me some lunch.

Oh, I could use
a little myself.

Try 'em again.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd,
Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

You got ears on? Come back.

That's all of 'em,
I think.

There, come on, that does it.
Let's go, I'm starved.

Oh, listen, Boss,
may I ask you a question?

What?

You sure of this? Is it safe
leaving my patrol car here

with those credit cards
in the door?

- Right.

- Right.

What could be safer
than that?

- Well..
- Come on, let's go.

Boss, I'm back.
Got me a nice hot cup, too.

Well, don't spill it on me,
will you? Just move it.

Listen, it took you 30 minutes
to get here.

I'm taking that
out of your commission.

Come on, let's go, Rosco,
I wanna get me some lunch.

Ooh, that's a good idea.
Can I join ya?

Oh, I'd like that. I'd be very
happy to be your guest.

Oh, that's good..
Did you say, guest?

Well, it had to happen.

He didn't even flinch.
Duke chickens are tough.

You oughta try to eat one.

Look, old man...them boys got
a bag that belongs to us.

And we want it.

'So, I'm not gonna
waste the next one.'

Well, you would be
wasting the next one

'cause them boys
ain't got the bag.

Sheriff Coltrane's got it.

And we already heard
that song, old man.

And we're runnin'
out of patience fast.

Now you tell me where them
boys of yours got that bag

or we gonna tear
this place apart.

Startin' with you.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd,
Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

Come back.'
- Stay right here, old man.

Uncle Jesse, Daisy,
do you hear me? Come back.

'Uncle Jesse, Daisy,
you out there? Come back.'

Your uncle's right here, boys.

Safe and sound
for the time bein'.

Now, as soon as that old man
tells us what we wanna know

we'll be on our way.
But if he don't

I can't say how safe and sound
he's gonna be...or for how long.

The sheriff told you
he ain't got them credit cards

but you gotta
believe me, listen.

He's saying that because
Boss Hogg and he figure

on selling them himself.

The boy is right. That Coltrane
and Hogg are so crooked

that when the time comes
the undertaker's gonna

have to screw 'em
in the ground.

Give me that thing.

Now you listen to me
and you listen real good.

'I don't care.
All I want is the bag.'

Maybe what you say
is true, maybe not.

'I'll tell you
what we'll do.'

We'll give you one hour
to bring it back here.

Or the next time you see
your uncle, bring some flowers.

Now, Uncle Jesse's
life's on the line.

Yeah, well, you heard the man.
Come on, let's roll.

By stealin' 'em credit cards
and giving them to these guys

we're breaking the law
no less than they are.

I don't see
a choice, do you?

No, but once we get
Uncle Jesse back

we'll have to nail 'em
boys good.

I got no quarrel with that.
Come on, let's go.

Lulu's moved
into your bank.

My bank?
- Look.

'How do you mean?'

- 'Well--'
- 'Oh, you're right!'

My bank's is my bank, and look
at that, she's stolen it.

- Well..
- Oh, no!

Oh, no! No, no, no!
Look at my funeral home.

She's overtaken
my undertakin' too.

It's that dang
Hazzard Equal Rights Society

she callsHERS!

Well, they seem to be wheelin'
and dealin', don't they?

I wonder if there's any room
for a his and hers.

You do?

I wonder how a jackass like you
became sheriff around here.

Alright, come on,
take me to lunch.

Before that sister of yours
takes over half my appetite too.

Come on!

I sure hope Boss don't
fire me for this.

Oh, fear not, Mr. Murkin.

You always got half a job
workin' for me.

Now what else
we got to cover, Daisy?

Well, let's see now.

We have the Hogg
Real Estate Development.

The all-night
drive-through grocery.

Hogg's Yummy Bakery.

And we have Road Hoggs
Supply Trucking Company.

Oh, well, we best get to it.

The time has come for the
womenfolk to take their rightful

place alongside
the menfolk.

Long about now,
Sheriff Little of Chickasaw

the meanest sheriff
in the south

was headed for Hazzard.

Abigail, now you finish
that up and meet us over

at Road Hogg Truckin',
you hear?

We got a lot of work to do.

♪ From the bedrooms
to the offices ♪

♪ To the paychecks
we bring home ♪

♪ We will fight our female.. ♪♪

What brings you
all the way over here

from Chickasaw County, sheriff?

I'm shoppin' around
all the used car lots.

I'm looking for
a good used car.

- Mm, a good used car.

I just put on a new man
and I need a new patrol car.

Well, we got on right here.
Raring to go.

And we'll make you
one sweet deal.

Miss Hogg!

Hush now, Mr. Murkin,
we'll take care of this.

- But-but--
- Butt out, honey.

This is a Hogg lot now.

Sheriff, I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna give you
a fine price on this here car.

And in addition, I'm gonna throw
in four spankin' new tires.

Ohh. Color's wrong.

Chickasaw cars
is green and white.

We'll paint it green
and white in no time at all.

Hmm. Well..

...man's got to be crazy
doin' business with a Hogg

touted by a Duke.

But if the price is right..

Lulu and Daisy
not only sold the car

they agreed to repaint and deliver it that afternoon.

I reckon y'all remember what's hidden in the door, don't you?

- There you are, my dear.
- Oh, my!

When are you
gonna deliver it?

Uh!

I tell you

Uncle Jesse would kick our tail
if he found out we're stealin'.

- Even if we're helpin' him out.
- Get the door.

You don't worry about
feelin' bad about this.

'Cause there ain't
nothin' to steal.

Credit cards are gone.

Boss and Rosco must've been
anxious to get into business.

And dug six feet Uncle Jesse's
grave in the meantime.

We got half-an-hour to find them

and find out what they did
with them cards.

What happens if we
don't find them?

I'll take the empty sacks and
get Cooter to give me a ride.

If they see it,
it might buy us some time.

Take the General and scout up
Boss and Rosco and the cards.

Let's get out of here.

Bo wasn't about to be the only one who was gonna have

a hard time findin'
them stolen credit cards.

'Cause Boss and Rosco
not only lost them cards

but Rosco's patrol car
to boot.

My Lulu did what?

She had Rosco's car
painted green and white.

And they're drivin' it over
to Sheriff Little's office

in Chickasaw right now.

I tried to tell her you left it
here when you went to lunch.

But she wouldn't listen.

Lulu Hogg, this is your husband
calling you, you hear?

Go ahead, J.D.,
I'm right here.

I don't care wherehereis,
you just change it tothere

and you get that patrol car
of mine back here.

I mean to my used car lot and I
mean on the double, you hear?

J.D., this car has been sold
and we're delivering it

to Sheriff Little as ordered.

- She did get a good price.
- Oh.

I don't care what you got
for it, you numbskull.

Oh, oh, Boss, listen,
I was just thinkin'

if Sheriff Little looks inside
that panel and finds that..

You-know-what's in there..

...my patrol car,
my personalized patrol car..

- He's gonna..
- Zip! Zip! Button your lip.

Lulu, Lulu, honey.
Listen, little buttercup.

Whatever you got for that there
car, let me just tell you

it's gotta be worth at least
a hundred times more than that.

That maybe so,
but a deal is a deal, honey.

Lulu, I'm through
foolin' around with you.

You get that car back here on
the double and that's an order!

J.D., I'm a free woman and I
don't take orders from no one.

Now, this 10-4 and we are gone.

Boss sure sounded
all het up, Lulu.

Oh, it's just typical
male chauvinism, Daisy.

Men can't stand to see
a woman get ahead, is all.

- Yeah.
- Have a bon-bon, honey.

Oh, thanks, Lulu.

What're you sittin'
there for, knucklehead?

- Yeah, I mean you.

Come on! Come on! Come on!
Get to the county courthouse

so I can get another patrol car
and go after her.

Why can't we use this car?

This car?
But it ain't built for speed.

No, it's built for beauty.
Don't you know that?

I don't want nothin' to happen
to it. Move it! Move it!

Things are really
startin' to cook.

As Boss and Rosco are preparin' to chase after Lulu and Daisy

Bo spotted Rosco and Boss after lookin' all over for 'em.

And as soon as they drove off

Murkin thinkin' everyone
had gone coo-crazy

told Bo all that he knew.

That was enough for old Bo to start puttin' pieces together.

Time's almost up, old man.

Sure hope them boys of yours
didn't take a powder.

You don't know Bo and Luke.

They know what they gotta do.

They'll do it.

One way or another.

You wait and see.

I hope so.

For your sake,
as well as ours.

You really think you're
something big with that gun?

Meanwhile, Luke and Cooter
was movin' along.

Right through
the Hazzard carwash

and on down the road.

I knew we could
count on you Cooter.

Heh heh. Hey, I wouldn't
miss it for the world.

Ten minutes left.

Yeah, we're five minutes away.
We'll make it.

When you're travelin' through
Hazzard, you never know

who or what you're
gonna meet on the way.

No wonder Hazzard folks
can drive so good.

They do get some practice.

Hey, buddy,
you lost your load!

Got you loud and clear, Bo.

Lulu and Daisy just sold Rosco's
patrol car to Sheriff Little.

They're in it now, drivin' over
to Chickasaw County.

What's that got to
do with them credit cards?

Boss and Rosco are hot after it,
which means only one thing.

Them credit cards
must be in it someplace.

You're gonna have
to get to 'em first.

'I'm going to the farm.'

'I'm gonna try and bluff them
fellas with the empty satchel.'

- 'We're gone.'
- So are we.

When them heavies
heard Jesse's CB

and knew where
their credit cards were

they took off
after Daisy and Lulu.

Which is exactly what Boss
and Rosco was a-fixin' to do.

Now I think they're fixin' to have a typical Hazzard reunion.

- Hi, Rosco.
- Hi, Cletus.

Cletus, I'm condamandering..
I'm condadeering.. I'm..

- I'm takin' your vehicle.

Lulu sold mine. It's now a
patrol car in Chickasaw County.

Chickasaw...what?

'Cletus, will you stop tryin'
to figure out everything?'

You lugnut! Just go get yourself
another patrol car

and roll, roll, roll!

Ro, ro, ro.

You're not gonna
sell mine, are you?

Uncle Jesse, you alright?

Get this down.
There you go.

They heard you
and Bo talkin' on the CB

They took off
after Lulu and Daisy

faster than a hot knife
through soft butter.

Better give 'em a call on the
radio. Tell 'em they've company.

And they're gonna
need a lot of help.

Those men are mean.
Real mean.

We ain't doin' no good here.
Come on with me in the pickup.

- Alright.
- Right behind you.

Yeah, this is Bo.
Listen, y'all get to the farm?

How's Uncle Jesse?

He's fine, sittin'
right next to me.

Them fellas took off
before me and Cooter got there.

Now, they know
about Daisy and Lulu.

- No, nothin' so far.

Just me and the birds.

You better switch over
to the police channel.

We gotta tell Daisy
to expect company.

You got it. 10-4.

'Bo Peep, this here
is the Lost Sheep.'

'Got your ears on?'

.
'This is Bo Peep.
Come on, Lost Sheep.'

Just thought I oughta tell you
that police car you drivin'

is hotter than a pistol and
loaded with stolen credit cards.

What are you talkin' about?

Stolen credit cards, Lulu.

I got a strong feelin'
the guys that stole it

is gonna be hot on
your tail any minute.

Not only do the Dukes know
where them cards are

but so do the crooks
they got 'em from.

You know somethin'?
That just galls my gizzard.

You can't keep a secret
around these parts at all.

And he can say that again.

'Cause Sheriff Little is also a part of the listenin' audience.

And he just loved
audience participation.

So, I suggest that
everybody watch real close.

'Cause things could
get a mite confusin'.

'Cause here comes that Hazzard reunion we were talkin' about.

Luke, the fellas
you're talkin' about

are drivin' a black sedan.

Honey, they're on my
back porch right now.

'What's your twenty?'

'Cottonwood Road,
headin' south.'

Listen, I'm just
about reachin'

the Cottonwood
Sand Ridge Road intersection.

Cottonwood Road,
headin' south!

- Come on, come on!
- Don't fret little fat buddy.

I'm gonna catch 'em this
time or my name ain't

Rosco P. Coltrane.

If you don't catch 'em,
your name is mud!

Deputy Cletus Hogg callin'
Sheriff Coltrane. Come back.

Cletus, you dipstick,
this is Rosco.

Where in the heck
have you been?

I've been around. But right now
I'm alongside of you

and below you on
Flatbottom Road.

- Oh! Look out! Look out!
- Oh-ho! Oh! Oh!

Woo-hoo!

Well, at least
they're savin' gas.

- Ohh-ho-ho!
- Oh, no!

You donkey-headed, dim-witted
dunce, look what you done!

Thank goodness you didn't
chase 'em in my beautiful car.

Listen, if you think
you can drive any better

here, you do it!

No, no, no!

Don't give me this, we're
gonna go out of control!

How much control
do you think we got?

We're ten feet
off the ground.

Cletus, this is your
superior officer speaking.

'You'll have to steer from down
there while we're up here.'

Ain't no way, sheriff.

My hood's up,
I can't see anything.

You call the signals
and I'll steer.

That's a big 10-4, Cletus.

Right.

Here, go.

'To the right!'

Alright, y'all, get out of
the car. Come on, get out!

'Come on! Move it!'

Listen, young man. You may
think you own the road

but we have just as much
right to it as you do.

Lulu, there's no such
thing as equal rights

when they got
a gun on you.

- I'm gonna go search the car.
- Not now.

There are too many people
lookin' for this car.

Let's go some place
where we got some time.

- Okay.
- You, get in the back.

Come on.

You get in the front.

- Get in.
- You be careful with her.

'Bo, this is Jesse here.'

Any sign of Daisy, yet?

Uncle Jesse..

Hey, y'all, wait a minute.
There's Rosco right now.

Hey, you in the orange car.
Listen to me.

'I got the car, the cards
and two ladies'

'so if you don't wanna see
nobody get hurt, go home.'

Let's not take
chances, Bo.

'Do what he says,
I'll meet you on Route 66.'

- You got it.
- Switch over to channel 33.

Thirty.. Oh.

There you go.
You there?

Yeah, hangin' right
with you, cuz.

Pretend like you're gonna drop
out. You know, hang back?

I'm cuttin' across Dry Creek
to cut 'em off at Hidden Pines.

10-4, good buddy. I'm gone.

Dang blast it! Them thieving
crooks have got a hold

of my most prized possession.

I know it. Poor Lulu.

No, I was talkin'
about them credit cards.

I don't want nothin' to happen
to Lulu, not Daisy, neither.

- Oh-oh!

That's Jesse's
truck right there.

- They're gonna beat us!
- They ain't gonna beat us.

Not if that don't flog us to
death first! Watch out for that!

Look at that.
They must've doubled back.

Well, those sneaky
little women critters.

'We got 'em this time.'

Ooh-ee-oooh!

Lulu! I got you, Lulu!

- Alright.
- Lulu, we got you!

- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh!

- Oh, he he he.
- You're not Lulu.

Well, looks like we
made a little mistake.

Wrong, you boys
made a big mistake.

But you..

Dickens, them boys
don't listen.

We got that orange car
and a truck on our tail now.

I'll take care of 'em.

- Sit still.
- I don't..

Ah! Ahh!

Hold on, Daisy, I got him
all trussed up back here.

Good job, Lulu!

Now that's pretty slick.
Even for Hazzard.

The stolen credit cards
was returned to the bank.

Cash or credit cards,
you get what you pay for.

And Bo and Luke was
cleared and free

while Clark and Dickens will be payin' for the next ten years.

Boss was payin'
through the nose, too.

Not only wouldn't
Sheriff Little let Boss

off the hook for Rosco's
patrol car that Lulu sold him

but Boss also had to pay
for all the repairs

on Little's own car.

And this was the least
of his problems.

Listen, everybody.
Could you quiet down?

I have somethin' I wanna say.

I'm throwin' this here
party for two reasons.

And the first reason
is that I wanna thank Daisy

and all the Dukes
for savin' my life.

Good, good.

Oh, mercy, I tell you.

And the other thing is that
I will no longer be runnin'

my half of J.D.'s
business enterprises.

- Oh, well, that's a relief!
- That's good.

The reason she can't
work with Boss is 'cause

Lulu Hogg is formally announcing
that come next election

she's runnin' as the
first candidate of HERS

for County Commissioner
of Hazzard!

Now, wait a minute!
Wait a minute! No, No!

Like I said before, your typical laid-back Hazzard day.