All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E22 Birds Gotta Fly_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day
they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might get
'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way
they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
two modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

Ain't nothing
surer than sunrise

lest it's Bo and Luke
mashing pedal to metal

in a cross-country challenge
from another driver.

And when that other
driver is cousin Daisy

you can bet there's
gonna be some firewallin'.

Y'all ready to quit
before I beat the tar outta you?

We're still gonna beat you to
the other side of the gully.

- The race ain't over yet.
- Alright. But I warned you.

There's some kinda country race
we got goin' on over there.

And will you look at the way
that girl's handlin' that jeep.

'You know, somethin' tells me'

'drivin'
through this cow country'

might been the
luckiest shortcut we ever took.

That girl's good alright.

'A little training
and who knows.'

'She might be able to cut it
on the pro circuit.'

I don't know about that.

Might be worth a try
to sign her.

I can always give
her a crash course.

That's what it might turn out to
be if you rush, a crash course.

Crashes ain't the worst thing
'bout racin'

long as you make sure they
happen to the other guy.

Somethin' tells me
that little lady

might just make us
a real good meal ticket.

Dang.

Real dang funny.

Now who was gonna beat who
to the far side of the gully.

Oh, wait a minute,
nobody beat nobody.

Besides, nobody said nothin'
about takin' a shortcut neither.

Nobody said nothin'
about not takin' 'em either.

Now, friends and neighbors,
that kind of logic

is why women live
longer than men.

I saw it, boys.
I saw the whole thing.

She was just
too smart for you.

Now, hold on a second, lady,
this is just aprivate..

Ain't I seen you
somewhere before?

You might've seen
my picture in the newspapers.

I'm Molly Hargrove.

Molly Hargrove,
the NASCAR driver?

How do you do?
Nice to meet you.

I'm Bo Duke, this is Luke Duke,
my cousin and-and Daisy Duke.

'
- Hi.

Imagine meeting
a real celebrity.

Well, make that
ex-celebrity.

My eyesight isn't good enough
for stock car racin' anymore.

You could've fooled us by the
looks of what you're towin'.

Actually, I'm-I'm lookin'
for somebody to train

to take my place
on the circuit.

And from what I just saw you do,
I think I have found her.

You interested?

Of course, she is.

Yeah, anybody'd give
their eye teeth

to get
an opportunity like that.

Hold on, fellas, I ain't nowhere
near good enough to turn pro.

Supposin' I was to show
you how wrong you are

would you consider it then?

Well..

Honey, let me tell you
a little secret now.

A good river can always
make a bundle on the circuit

but a good lady driver, well,
that's double box office.

And, uh, that's real money.
What d'ya say?

- She'll do it.
- Bo!

What exactly you got in mind
to prove Daisy how good she is?

Say, a little cross-country race
to build up her confidence.

Daisy against three or four
of the best drivers inHazzard.

'Would you boys
be willin' to enter?'

Well, uh, sure!

Provided that Daisy doesn't
use anymore of her shortcuts.

Good. I'm gonna go find me
the local bank in town

and I'll meet you
back here in an hour

provided you can come up
with a couple more drivers.

- Okay.
- Okay. I'm goin'.

Bye-bye.
Nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Hey, what about
Rosco and Cletus?

We've been teachin' 'em.
They're pretty good.

We can't ask 'em.
They're on duty.

All they're doin' is speed
trappin' unsuspectin' motorists

over on Old Mill Road.

Well, that's their
favorite pastime.

How're you gonna get 'em
to come out and race us?

Let's say I don't plan to give
'em much choice. Let's hit it.

Now, Molly'd been scouting
for a girl driver so long

that she'd run
plum out of money.

A situation landin' her right
into Boss Hogg's bread basket

which was hard to miss.

So what brings you
to this neck of the woods

our little town of Hazzard?

Let's just say I have somethin'
real big on the backburner.

On the backburner.

I need about $1000
to tide me over

till it comes up to a boil.

Well, honey, I sure can
let you have the money

uh, but seein' that you're
a stranger around here

I'm gonna have to add
a little bitty extra interest

of, say, uh, 35%.

I must've come
to the wrong place.

Thanks anyway, Mr. Hogg.

Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

I said that was
a stranger's rate

but seein' that we've
introduced ourselves

I could make that interest
of, say, 25%.

- Still not interested.
- Hold on! Hold on!

Well, now that we've
introduced ourselves

and talked everything over,
uh, how about a special rate

for old friends?
Eighteen percent.

That's my last offer.

- You've got yourself a deal.
- Alright.

Of course, that is old friends
with the right collateral.

You, uh, do have
collateral, don't you?

How about the pink slip
on my car?

Oh. That'll do just fine.

- The money.
- Oh. The money.

Here we go.
One thousand simoleans.

Been nice doing business
with you, Mr. Hogg.

Likewise I'm sure.

I'll be back later
to sign the loan papers.

Oh, well, no hurry. As long
as I got your pink slip.

Now, what we're looking at is the beginnin' of a country race

to see if Daisy can cut it
on the pro racin' circuit.

Luke, this is Molly.

If this is your idea of a joke,
it ain't very funny.

'When does the race begin?'

Just don't worry, Molly. We're
almost at the startin' line.

What about the other two cars?

They'll be waitin'.
That there is a promise.

Luke, I just ran smack dab up
against Rosco's detour sign.

Alright. That means Rosco
and Cletus can't be far away.

'Keep on rollin'.'

'It's working! It's working!'

That's a $100 fine
from each one of them Dukes

and at least 500 from whoever's
in that motor home.

- 'Oh. Let's move.'
- 'Yes, sir.'

Alright, you Dukes,
just freeze it

'cause you're under arrest for
trespassin' on private property.

Sorry, Rosco, but seein'
as how you snookered us

into breakin' the law,
we ain't gonna be hangin' around

long enough to trespass.

Bye-bye.

Molly, I think we
got ourselves a race.

Keep goin'.

Ooh!

She's huggin' the inside lane
as if she owned it.

With that kind of drivin',
she'll own every track

on the circuit,
and we'll own her!

Sure, for as long as
she stays in one piece.

Ease off, sheriff,
we'll never catch her this way.

Are you kiddin' me? Cletus,
you just keep followin' her.

I'll try to cut her off.

- Back off, Rosco.
- Don't tell me to back off.

I'm about to get myself
a female Duke.

Ooh!

Looks like Rosco
and Cletus are okay.

I don't think Boss' gonna be
when he hears about this one.

That should've convinced
the little lady

she can drive
with the best of 'em.

Now, it'll be up to me to make
sure she does it on our terms.

You call this drivin'?

I can walk home
faster than this.

'Get a move on or I'm gonna
give you a ticket'

'for obstructing traffic.'

'That does it, Rosco.'

You don't cool it
with that backseat drivin'

I'm gonna leave you smack dab
in the middle of the highway

and you can arrest yourself
for obstructing traffic.

Do you read me? I'm gone.

What? Argh! Listen.

It's bad enough
you done me outta them

$100 no trespassin' fines

but you also let the Dukes
make fools outta you

and that's the same as makin'
a fool outta me.

We didn't mean to,
Cousin Boss.

I would've caught that
Daisy Duke in a split second

if she hadn't been driving that
Molly Hargrove's racin' car.

If she hadn't been drivin' what?

That racing car.
It's yellow.

It's got numbers on it.
Boy, that thing..

I know what it looks like,
knucklehead.

I'm holdin'
the pink slip on it.

Well, then how come
Daisy Duke's drivin' it?

That's what
I aim to find out.

Cletus, how'd you like to get
yourself over to the Duke farm

'and do a little detectivin'?'

You mean, undercover?

On the Q.T?

- I don't care what you call it.

Just find out what them
two females is up to.

Wait. Just stop for
a pea-pickin' minute, Boss.

I'm the commanding officer
of this department.

How come I don't get
to do the spyin'?

Because you're
gonna be too busy.

Yeah, I w...I will?
See, I will.

Well, while Cletus is spyin',
you're gonna be hidin'.

- Ooh, I love that.
- Yeah.

Until you can spot
and arrest 'em Duke boys

on the charge of destroyin'
county property.

Namely, your patrol car.

- Ooh, yeah!
- And that's a $5000 fine.

- And a year in the pokey.
- Ooh, that's brilliant!

Yeah. You take this bottle
right to the bartender

and tell him to sell
this one first.

Okay. Sell this one first.

Uh, Boss, what
if he can't sell it?

- Use it to clean the windows.
- No!

Jump!

Aahh!

Ooh!

In case, y'all lost track,
Cletus' the one with the hat.

Window!

You'd make a sensational
stock car racer, Daisy.

You drive like you was born
behind the wheel.

Oh, my! That's so flatterin'.

But tearin'
around Hazzard County's

nowhere near NASCAR racin'.

That's where I come in.

As your manager, I could
show you all the shortcuts.

Teach you everythin'
I ever learnt on the circuit.

Oh, Molly, you make it
sound so temptin'!

Well, then give me
one good reason

why you can't accept my offer.

I'll give you
three good reasons.

My Uncle Jesse and the boys.

They're more than just family.

They're my best friends.

Just the thought of leavin' them
makes me feel awful.

It wouldn't be forever.

And the tracks we're startin'
on ain't too far from here.

You could come home
and they could visit you.

I got a job
at the Boar's Nest.

It ain't much of a job

but every bit of money
that I can make

we can use it around here
and Boss Hogg depends on me

'and I just can't quit on him.'

'I mean I ain't
the quitting type, Molly.'

- None of us Dukes are.
- Okay.

Them weasel's are gettin'
sneakier every time.

We were fine
till we got to the creek.

Lucky he didn't double back and
clean out while we were there.

Maybe we..

Rosco and varmint.
We've got ourselves another..

Aah! Don't shoot.

I surrender!

I'm okay.

You've got some
tall explainin' to do.

Just drop your hands.
Start talkin'.

Alright. Freeze.

Cletus, don't you say
a mumblin' word.

Alright, you Dukes!

You're under arrest.

This time you're not
gonna get off the hook.

Now put your hands up.

Put 'em up high.
Not you, Jesse.

Rosco, what kinda trumped-up
charge you got for us this time?

I'll tell you what kinda
trumped-up charge.

It's $5000
or a year in prison.

Well, since the Dukes
got more time than money

it looks bad, don't it?

'I'll tell you what
trumped-up charge.'

It's-it's $5000
or a year in jail.

That's for destroying
my patrol car.

- You did that on your own.
- That don't make no difference.

You still scuffed
county property.

Cletus, just cuff 'em
and stuff 'em.

Sorry, guys.

We're sorry, Cletus.

'Get off of me.'

Just get on there.

'Get up.
There they go. Get those..'

Alright. Come back here.
Freeze!

Cletus, will you stop that?

Alright!
You might as well give up

'cause I'll track you
to the ends of the Earth.

- Or even farther.
- Or even far..

Rosco, I do hope you're
gettin' paid by the month.

It's gonna take you an awful
long time to catch up with us.

Oh, no. O-o-h!

Oh, no!

'Get out of my way!'

Yeah, they're alright.

At least we got us
a little time.

Let's go over to Jensen's Cave
and raise Uncle Jesse on CB.

- You got it.
- We need all the help.

'Hey, y'all I really
appreciate the business.'

Let me tell you between this and
that job y'all got me while ago

I gathered the down payment
for a brand new grease rag.

'Listen, I'm down and gone.
Y'all holler if you need me.'

So far Boss was batting 500.

The boys got away from Rosco
for the time bein'.

But ol' Cletus' spyin'
was just about to pay off.

I mean a girl that pretty who
drives as good as she looks.

Oh, she'll make a fortune!

It ain't gonna work,
Cousin Boss, Daisy's t...achoo!

Oh! Won't you watch it?

- And bless you.
- Daisy turned her down.

She ain't gonna quit her job
at the Boar's Nest.

Why that dear sweet child.

Passin' up fame and fortune
outta loyalty to me.

Oh, I'm touched.

I think I'm going to give her
a big nice reward.

Before I cut myself in.

A reward? I think you
have been touched.

You know,
givin' a reward to a Duke.

'What kinda reward?'

I'm going to give her the sack.

And while you're chasing
Bo and Luke Duke

I'm gonna fire
their cousin, Daisy.

- Ooh, that's cold.
- Ooh!

- A-achoo!
- A-ah! Watch it, watch it!

- I got some wood.
- Alright!

Tell me, Daisy, why exactly
did Boss fire you anyways?

Close as I can tell, for puttin'
too much beer in the glasses

or not enough salt
on the free peanuts.

In other words, 'cause
you're too honest. Right?

'Oh! It doesn't make
any difference.'

Girl can't spend her whole life
waitin' tables at Boar's Nest.

What she's trying
to tell us is that

that Molly person wants to sign
her to a racin' contract.

- Hey, that's great!
- Now, just a minute.

That NASCAR racin'
could be dangerous.

Uncle Jesse,
ain't you ever read

about all the farmers
who get hurt every year?

It doesn't make any difference.

I'm not going
with you boys on the run.

Daisy, you'd be doin'
a favor by leavin' town.

Bo!

Well, I mean that say if Rosco
catches us, puts us in jail

we could use your prize money
to make bail.

- That' a fact.
- I don't know what to think.

Sounds like y'all will be glad
to get rid of me.

Uncle Jesse, you sound like
you don't want me to go.

No, no. That ain't true at all.

Listen, baby,
every bird's gotta fly.

And if you think that right now
is the time for you to

spread your wings
and take off..

...that's your choice
and none of us will say nay.

'So whether you go
or whether you stay'

you do it with our blessing
'cause we love you.

With Daisy all set
to sign the contract

and leave Hazzard
the next mornin'

Boss was makin' sure that she wouldn't get very far.

When this situation
come up, well

I just naturally thought
of you two boys.

Figures. The last situation
we took care of for you

is still runnin'.

Who do we come down hard
on this time?

It ain't a who. No, I don't
want nobody hurt. No, sir.

The what I'm hiring you
to come down hard on

is Molly Hargrove's
racin' car.

Yeah. It's yellow
with numbers on the doors.

You'll find it
at the Duke farm.

Why you want us
to wreck it?

Because racin' cars cost money,
which is somethin'

that Molly Hargrove
ain't got much of.

So she'll have to come
to me for another loan.

Which he ain't gonna give her.

Not unless she cuts me in
on Daisy Duke's racin' contract.

Oh, yeah.

How much?

This much.

Ooh!

Uh-uh, uh-uh.

Half now and the rest
when you finish the job.

Think we can trust him?

Considerin' he knows
what'll happen to him..

...if he pulls
something funny on us.

Hey, thanks
for breakin' them.

Listen, you don't have
to worry about those gorillas.

Listen, Boss, you have plenty
of money to pay 'em

'cause we got Daisy Duke
contract right in the bag.

Yeah, well,
it ain't in the bag.

- Sure ain't.

Not while Bo and Luke Duke
are on the loose.

Listen, don't you worry
about Bo and Luke Duke

'cause I'm gonna cuff 'em
and stuff 'em.

'Look, I'm not even
askin' you to do that.'

'Keep 'em on the run.'

Because if they're
too busy duckin' you

then they'll be
too busy to stop me

from takin' over
Daisy Duke's racin' career.

Oh, would you please put
them down right over here?

That's it. I'll show you
how it's done.

Rosco figured Bo and Luke would have to come sooner or later

so he had Cletus waitin'
to head 'em off

in case they tried
to reach the farm.

Now, the boys kinda figured that's what ol' Boss would do.

You see, "Know your enemy
like the land you fight on"

is an ol' Confederate sayin'
amongst ol' Confederates

and there was a bunch
of 'em in Hazzard.

Ah-ha!

Hey! My car's movin'!
Come back here!

Ye-e-oww!

My car!

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Are you alright?

Alright. I've got a customer.

You make lot of money
in Hazzard County

with a wrecker if you follow
the Duke boys around.

Oh, come on, just get me
out of here, will you?

There you are, boss lady.

Daisy, you ain't never gonna
regret signin' this contract.

I sure hope you're right.

'Course, she is.
You can't miss.

Sure. We taught
her to drive ourselves.

- We did.
- That's right.

This is Rosco P. Coltrane
calling his little fat buddy.

'Good news! Good news!'

Them sneaky polecats
that you hired

done done what you
told them to done.

Good, good. Now, you let me know
the minute

that Daisy starts
to fly the coop.

'That's a big ten-four.'

If there ain't no objections,
we best be startin' off.

Well, I can't yet.

I haven't had enough time
to say goodbye.

Well, there never is enough time
for that, so let's..

- Yeah, let us go.
- I'll get your bags.

You'll be alright?

Oh,listen, Boss, it's DDD Day.

Daisy Duke Departin' Day!

'The Duke boys just showed up
to give her a bon bon voyage.'

- No, don't you grab nothin'.

Listen, you just keep your eyes
peeled for that racin' car

until our little plan pays off.
Then, grab 'em.

It's just that I still
don't know if I should be going.

What if Rosco was
to catch you y'all?

Oh, don't even think about it.

He's been tryin' to make loose
charges stick on us for forever.

We're not gonna start
makin' them stick now.

Speed it up, Daisy. We gotta
make Capitol City by noon.

Uncle Jesse,
I don't know if I--

Now-now-now, baby

there's no use
wastin' time on tears.

You just remember that for every
road leadin' away from home

there's always
two leadin' back.

You, uh..

...take care
of yourself, hear?

It's a promise to y'all.

You bet.

Don't forget this.
Take care of yourself.

Take care of our girl now,
alright?

Bein' Dukes, Bo and Luke
wanted to give Daisy

a little moral support
by escortin' her

to the county line.

'For a girl who's about to take
the NASCAR circuit by storm'

you sure ain't very cheerful.

Oh, I can't help it.

We've only been gone 20 minutes

and, Molly, it already feels
like hundred years.

'Molly!'

Morgan, turn this thing around.
We lost the car!'

The car's broke loose.
It's comin' right at us.

- 'Come on, Luke'
- Bo, go steady now.

'When I get there, you
just watch your step, alright.'

- 'Watch your step.'
- I got it!

Now, friends, that's love!

Oh, good.
Come on!

Alright!

You alright?

Yeah, I guess so.

'Who's made that thing
go off like that?'

- I got no idea.
- I haven't got either, huh.

Hey, what were you thinkin'
leapin' onto this car?

I was just tryin' to
save you somethin' to race in.

Luke, you could've been hurt!

What if somethin'
would've happened to you?

Boy, Daisy, he's alright.

We both appreciate
what you did.

- No problem.
- Hey, I'm sorry, Luke.

It's just that if anythin'
happened to you..

It's alright.
It's okay.

- Somebody loosened the ratchet.
- Yeah, no kiddin'.

Didn't just jump out
all on it's own now, did it?

You mean sabotage?
I don't believe it.

Who'd want to wreck my car?

Don't know,
but it will bear lookin' into.

We'll look into it later.
Let's shake Rosco.

Excuse me, sweetheart.

'Boss, this is here
Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Are you standin' by,
little fat buddy?'

Rosco, I'm not only standin' by,
I'm sittin' on pins and needles.

Now, what happened
to Molly's car?

- Uh, nothin'.

What do you mean not..
Do you hear that?

'Nothin' happened
to Molly's car.'

Listen, I paid good money
to make sure plenty would.

Well, Boss, it would have
except the Duke boys

caught up with it
before it could crash.

Duke boys!
Why didn't you stop 'em?

Well, because you told me
not to, don't you remember?

- You said--
- I know what I said.

That was then
and this is now, so grab 'em.

Uh, they are headed down
truck road toward Capitol City.

Now, you know that goes
across the county line.

Oh, well, well, well.

That's the first good news
I had today.

Crossin'the county line
violates their probation.

Ooh!

'Em Dukes' probably headed over

to meet Daisy again
at the Capitol City Speedway.

Uh, Boss, uh, then what
do you need me for?

Rosco, I've been asking
myself that same question

ever since I was stupid enough
to marry your fat sister.

And you get there and wait there
for me, you hear? Over and out.

Boys, you got yourselves a job
to do you hear me?

Meanwhile I'm gonna hitch myself
a ride with Cletus

just to make sure
that you do the job right.

Rosco's slowin' down. You don't
suppose he's givin' up, do you?

That's pretty unlikely.

I mean he knows we cross the
county line, bust our probation.

What're we gonna do now?

- Pray.
- Alright.

Maybe we could fill Uncle Jesse
on what's happened.

Maybe he has few ideas
about who sabotaged that car.

Alright.

When the boys raised
Uncle Jesse on the CB

as usual Jesse had some
thoughts on the subject.

Now, first was to head
for Capital City

in case Daisy needed him.

Second, Uncle Jesse
figured the best way

to find out who
was sabotagin' the car

was to look into Molly's past.

Now, I could've
told him that.

And the fella to help 'em do that was Luke's old friend.

Charlie Cooper Junior
of the Tri-States Press.

Here's one that ties in.

"Hargrove skirts six car
pileup to win at Chattanooga."

What it doesn't say is that
Molly caused that pileup.

'Don't seem
to have bothered her none.'

'"Driver in fiery crash
Molly Hargrove'

'"rapidly becoming known
as the lethal lady'

'of stock car racin'."'

A lady like that would've
made lot of enemies.

It's probably one of them.

That's a car Daisy's
gonna be driving too.

'I gotta level with you.'

I sure am glad my cousin
isn't being managed by somebody

who got kicked out
for reckless drivin'.

She told us it was because
she failed the eye test.

You sure it was because
of reckless drivin'?

I'm positive, Luke.
I covered that story myself.

Won't that make you feel
lower than a snake's belly.

The only reason Daisy
is under contract to Molly

is because we pushed her
into it.

We can still pull her
out of it. Thanks a lot.

By now Boss had joined up with Rosco and was makin' his moves

to latch on to
a hunk of Daisy's contract

which was a purdy hunk.

Boss Hogg,
what are you doin' here?

Well, honey, I've just
come on a mission of mercy.

And listen I can tell you
that doesn't happen often.

'In fact, this would be
his very first.'

When I think of all
your livin' expenses

I mean the gas you gotta buy,
the entry fees you gotta pony up

and all that comin' outta that
piddly $1000 I lent you

why, my heart just bleeds.

So what I was thinkin'
is I could let you have

a little itty-bitty advance

to tide you over
till things get better.

- They are already better.

Daisy's entered in
the novice race tomorrow

- 'She'll win in a breeze.'

She will?

Then, I won't need help
from anybody.

Well, in case you
change your mind

I'll be staying
at the Beauregard Hotel.

Oh, Boss, isn't-isn't
that good news, good news.

You see, somebody from Hazzard's
gonna win that NASCAR race.

Even though it's a Duke,
which is good news, isn't it?

Rosco, if brains
were watermelons

you wouldn't have enough
seeds to fill a thimble.

Oh, I appreciate..

How am I gonna cut myself
in on Daisy's contract

if Molly Hargrove wins enough
prize money to tide her over.

Well..

I'd, uh, listen,
how, how we gonna stop her?

Alright, alright, I got a way.

Why do you think I brung 'em
Porter boys along with me for?

- Ah, let's see, you--
- Alright.

While you're thinkin' of it,
you just go get Cletus.

And keep your eyes peeled
for the Duke boys.

They're bound
to show up here.

When they do, I want them thrown
right into the hoosegow.

I don't want nothin' to stop me

from getting control
of Daisy's contract.

Yeah, you got it.

By now the boys was a lot
closer than Boss realized.

And since they could be
arrested for breakin' parole

Bo and Luke stashed
General Lee out of sight.

Close enough to use if they
had to retreat in a hurry

which for them was the norm.

And they were just in time to see Daisy's final practice.

Ain't that Molly's car?

Yeah.

Drivin' like she's been
doin' it all her life.

She's gettin' set to cut inside,
just like I told her.

Hope you know
what you're doing.

I've seen plenty of experienced
drivers get hurt tryin' that.

Quiet Morgan. Just so long
as Daisy didn't know about it.

If she keeps drivin' like that

she is gonna get as bad
a reputation as Molly's got.

If she lives long enough.

Alright. Freeze.

Alright, you Duke boys,
I got you this time.

I'll tell you, Rosco P. Coltrane
always gets his man.

- Alright, Cletus, do your duty.
- Not so fast, Cletus.

Now, look, Rosco
we'll make you a deal.

We won't escape
if you let us talk to Daisy.

You can do all the talkin' to
Daisy you want on visitors' day

at pen state.

Daisy going to college?

- Hush. I meant state pen.
- Oh.

Just go head and cuff 'em
and stuff 'em.

Sorry, fellas..
Yeow! Aahh!

'Come back here.'

What happened to 'em?
Shh!

- I don't know.

I'm gonna go back and tell Boss
that you let 'em escape.

- You look for 'em.

Second time this week I lost my
raise and wasn't even my fault.

Bo. Luke.
Come on, guys.

Very nice.

Watch your step.

Well, what now?

We best head back
to the General.

Wait for Daisy to show up at
Molly's motor home back there.

- Whoo!

I feel so good.

Molly, this is really exciting..

Just keep it nice
and quiet now.

Look like we are just fixin'
this heap and not tearing it.

- Hey, Bo.

- Look over at Molly's car.
- Let's go get 'em.

That's it boys
just jump right in.

Them ol' boys are leavin'
just in time.

Y'all ain't never seen Jesse
when he is really riled.

Bo, look behind you.

And do you realize
their day ain't half over.

Let's go get 'em, they
cannot outrun the General.

Hi, there..

Now, where the heck
are they goin'?

Them boys just can't
get enough drivin'.

Daisy, what's happenin'?

I don't know.
There was a terrible fight.

- The boys almost got ran over.
- 'Molly, Daisy, over here.'

How bad is it?

They got everything
that could be ripped out

cut or smashed to pieces.

You're looking at better
than $500 worth of parts.

Order 'em. I want this car
back in shape for the race.

- Not now.

But I will have
by the time they get here.

Meanwhile, the boys were
stickin' to 'em car wreckers

like sorghum to biscuits.

What do I do?
I can't shake 'em.

Slow down. Make 'em think
you're pullin' over.

The General ain't gonna
take anymore.

He ain't gonna have to.
Hang on, cousin.

Come on.

Come on, Bo.
Give me a hand.

- Now your turn.
Go.

Alright, who hired you?

Boss Hogg.

Boss Hogg. Now, get..

I never thought
I'd be signing away 51%

of Daisy's contract..

...for $500.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's right.

$500 and there it is.
Mm-hmm.

'Thank you, very kindly. Hmm.'

You know, not that
I relish taking advantage

of that unspeakable act
of malicious mischief

that destroyed your car.

I can see it's
breakin' your heart.

Well, honey, I was tryin' not
to let my tears interfere

with doin' business.

Now, me and the sheriff are
gonna get ourselves to Atlanta

right away and personally
deposit this here document

with the racin' commission.

- Yeah, we do.

So that nobody else get their
hands on it, namely them Dukes.

On account of, once this here
document is registered

Daisy ain't gonna be able
to race for nobody

'except me and Molly.'

Yeah, mostly you.

'Hey, hey, hey.'

'Am I glad to see y'all. We were
startin' to get worried.'

'What happened
to them two fellas?'

Ah, they was
just small fry.

We let 'em loose after they told
who paid to tear this car apart.

- Boss Hogg.
- He said it was malicious..

I should've known better than
trust that two-faced swindler.

You talked to him?
What about?

Well, you're bound
to find out sooner or later.

I just sold him 51%
of Daisy's contract.

What?

I thought you're tryin' to help.

I didn't have any choice.

We needed the car ready
for the race.

Otherwise we'd
have lost everything.

Well, what makes you think
you haven't lost

everything already, lady?

Where's Boss Hogg now?

On his way to Atlanta
to register the contract

with the racing association.

That's what he thinks.

Boss Hogg ain't never owned
a controlling interest

in a Duke before and we ain't
about to set precedent.

- Let's go.
- Yeah.

Why didn't you tell me?

I'm sorry.

Now, seeing as how there was only one direct road to Atlanta

the boys didn't have much trouble findin' Boss and Rosco.

- Rosco, this is my lucky day.

With this here contract, I got
Daisy Duke and her racin' career

hog-tied to me
for the next seven years.

Ooh, seven years! Oh!

'Boss, it's not the next
seven years that worries me'

it's the next seven minutes.

Why?

Ah! It's them.
It's Bo and Luke. Get movin'.

- They've spotted us. Put it on.
- Alright.

For y'all with long memories

the first time
you ever saw General Lee

it was chasin' a police car.

Boss, I don't think
I'm gonna be able to outrun 'em.

I'll have to outthink 'em.

- Yeah.

You got as much chance of that

as your big fat sister has of
slippin' into a bikini.

Come on, will you?

'Come on, faster, faster.'

'This thing is
chock full of rocks.'

What're you tryin' to do? Shake
the fillings outta my teeth?

Well, this is
not intentional.

'Get out of my way.'

Oh, you pea brain.
You tryin' to skin me alive.

Listen, Boss, don't you worry
about a thing, Boss.

I know exactly
what I'm doing.

I'm seein' it,
but I ain't believin' it.

'Get me outta here.'

You alright in there,
Boss, Rosco?

Well, listen, I'll let you know
when everythin' stops spinnin'.

'Help me outta here!'

You just hand over
Daisy's contract first.

I ain't thatdizzy.

You can't make me
give it up.

Luke, this car looked a lot
better when it was spinnin'..

'No, no. No, no, no.
Wait a minute.'

No, no, no. Give me that.

- 'No, Rosco.'
- 'Oh, give me that.'

Alright.

Don't worry about it, Boss.
We'll help you out.

You wouldn't have liked the
stock car business anyway.

[Rosco and Hogg
chattering indistinctly]

You sure now? Boss Hogg doesn't
have no more hold on me?

That's provided Molly
pays back that $500

she borrowed
for spare parts.

No problems. Daisy will win
twice that in her next race.

And that's just for openers.

From now on, you're gonna eat
and drink and dream racin'.

Twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week.

I'm gonna teach you
every trick in the books.

And probably a few
that ain't in that book.

Well, now, that's my business.

If I take her straight
to the top

I'm gonna make the decisions.

I can't have any interference.
Even from her own family.

Then, I guess I won't be
going to the top.

It just ain't
worth it, Molly.

Daisy, you don't know
what you're sayin'.

Listen to me.

I'm not gonna sit here
and watch you throw away

the dreams of a lifetime.

Your lifetime.
Your dreams.

Not mine.

All I wanted here
was a chance

to prove
I could make it on my own.

'And not by trying to run down
anybody in my way.'

'That's just wrong.'

So my uncle Jesse's been
teachin' me the right way.

All my life.
I ain't about to change.

How about that, huh?

Our little cousin Daisy made up
her mind about Molly

without even us telling her
about her.

I ain't a bit surprised.

- Yeah, she's a Duke too.

And that's the story
of how a once-famous driver

lost her last chance to get
into professional racin'.

And how Daisy Duke didn't get
to be the first woman

to win the NASCAR Grand
National Championship...yet.

Boss gave Daisy her job back
'cause she still drew

more customers than
the beer did flies.

Besides, somebody had
to train the new bus boy

who was workin' off
one mashed patrol car.

All of which put everything
back to what passes

for norm in Hazzard County.

'Gyuh gyuh gyuh.'