All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E17 Pin the Tail on the Dukes_track3_[eng]

[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fighting the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

'What you're lookin' at is
a reunion about to happen.'

The Dukes are meetin' the bus, which is bringing over

Jesse's old friend, Hector
Farley back to Hazzard.

Old Hector been a guest
at the government

for about ten years now.

That is, he's been doing time
in the pokey.

- Ha-ha.

Cletus is behind us.

We hardly doing 55 miles
an hour.

Good morning, Cletus. It's nice
to see you so bright and early.

But, uh, we ain't got no time
to play tag, alright.

Well, I'm not playing games
either, y'all crossed over

that double-yellow-line.

That's a no-no.

What?

Cletus, this here
is a dirt road.

There ain't double-yellow-line
on a dirt road.

Oh-ho-ho, yes there is.
It was painted this mornin'.

So, pull over.

Alright, we're gonna pull over,
good buddy, but listen

there's a beautiful spot
just up ahead.

- Hazzard Pond.

Hazzard Pond?

You thought you'd get me to
drive in that pond, didn't you?

Well, I fooled ya.

I didn't fall off the turnip
truck, you know. I stopped.

Stopped..

That means they kept going.

Dagnammit! I lost 'em again.

Meanwhile, Boss Hogg is about
to show Rosco

the latest gimmick
to enforce law and order.

O-oh, we can always use help.

- So, looky-looky-looky.
- O-oh-ho.

What do you think of this?

That's the very latest
to scientific know-how.

O-oh! I love it.
I love it. What is it?

- It's a radar gun. You dodo.
- O-oh, radar.

Yeah, the State Highway
Commission give us..

...uh, that is give me $10,000
to get a hold

of the best radar equipment
money can buy.

Let me tell you something,
that radar gun right there

is the very best money
can buy.

- No, it ain't.
- It ain't.

It's the cheapest
money can buy.

Boss! Boss!

You know, there's nothing
in there, but a hairdryer.

- Yes, disguised as a radar gun.
- Radar gun.

And I got this one
for cleaning. Ha-ha-ha.

Boss...listen,
leave it that way.

I hate to tell you,
but you know that there ain't

a hairdryer that was ever built
that's worth $10,000.

You know something. You have
been snookered out of $10,000.

No, I ain't been snookered out
of $10,000.

But the State Highway
Commission has.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ha-ha.
- Oh, you mean...you little..

What we can do is
we pocket the $10,000

and nobody will be
the wiser.

Uh-uh.
I pocket that $10,000

so you ain't gettin' any wiser
thinkin' you do.

You take them radar guns and you
get Cletus and you get out there

and you blow-dry yourselves
some revenue.

'Go easy.'

'Nevermind.'

There he is. Hello, Hector.
Welcome home.

That's old Hector Farley.

Hector used to be a man

that went nowhere without
a smile on his face.

But ten years in prison can take the starch out of a smile.

I sure wanna
thank you, Jesse

for all the letters you sent me
over the years.

Oh, that was nothing,
Hector. Nothing.

Wrong, old friend,
it was something.

When I read 'em, they gave me
hope for the future

just when I was losin'
the heart to go on, Jesse.

Oh-oh, now, Hector, Hector.
Say, hello to Daisy, here.

This is little Luke
and little Bo.

Hey, Boss, look at these.
Don't these look real?

Come on, now. Don't you play
with that. Put them in there.

Now, Jesse, where do I
find me J.D. Hogg?

Oh-oh, now, Hector, let's go on
over to the farm

and get you
all straightened out.

There's plenty of time.

I already done plenty
of time, Jesse.

'J.D. owes me for my farm
and you know that.'

What's the matter, Boss?
You like you got a vapor lock.

- He's out of jail.

- Rosco, he's out of jail.

Over there with the Dukes. Look.
Hector Farley. Yeah, yeah.

'Remember that partner of mine
who wound up in the hoosegow?'

He's come back
to claim the land.

- He said, I stole from him.

- You couldn't prove it.
- That's a dumb question.

I foreclosed on his land
fair and square. Didn't I?

- Well--
- I thought I did.

What's the difference?

Just get over there
and arrest him.

I want that man
behind bars.

Well, enough of this.
Let's get your--

J.D., you varmint.
You and I got business.

Wait a minute.

We've got business.

Alright, Hector,
hold it right--

I'm sorry, I didn't mean--

Rosco, Rosco, there's a charge.

You arrest him for knocking
down an officer.

- You.

Me. Oh, me. Of course.
Alright, you're under arrest.

Rosco, that was an accident,
and you know it.

- Yeah, we all saw it that way.
- That's the truth, Boss.

Never mind what you think
you saw.

Put out your hands. We'll cuff
ya and take you to jail.

Jail? I spent enough time in
jail. I ain't goin' to jail.

You can't make me.
No, no, no.

Come on, get him.
Come on, get him.

I don't think I can catch him.
He's quick.

Look, there he goes
into Rhuebottom's van.

Rosco, you got no case against
Hector for knocking you down.

You got in his way.

'Yeah, we'll all testify
against you.'

You wanna testify against the
charges of him stealing the van?

- Now, that's good thinking.
- I know.

You're sure using that little
thing on your neck. Go get him.

'Freeze!
Hey, hey, you just..'

No telling how long Hector's
gonna to stay in jail

if Rosco catches him
in that van.

That's only if Rosco catches him
before we do.

Hurry up!

We're hot pursuit.

What are you doing?
Come back here.

You guys think I'm gonna go..

Now, old Hector ain't lost his
touch behind that wheel none.

Shoot. You all should've seen
old Hector a few years back.

He can make those Hazzard
ridges smoke.

Ooh, there goes the General.

Hey, nice move, cuz.

Let's show Uncle Jesse
our latest maneuver

for getting Rosco
goin' the wrong way.

- Alright.
- Not so sure I wanna see it.

Chestnut Creek Road is dead
ahead. Hang on, Uncle Jesse.

Ooh!

Down at the pool hall
they call that a Hazzard bank.

Works on the roads, too.

We better catch up to Hector
pretty quick, come on.

'What you fellas
stopping me for?'

You wanna see 'em put me
back in the hoosegow?

Hector was down right vexed.

Ten years in jail
and finally gettin' out

the day was sure turning sour.

The Dukes explained they plan
to get him off the hook

for taking the van.

Uncle Jesse,
you take him back, alright.

Wait here a sec.

Jesse took off to the farm
with Hector.

The boys headed back to town
to return Rhuebottom's van.

With ol' Rosco hard on the
trail like a blue tick hound

after a fat possum.

Oh, what a slide.
Here we got him..

Alright.

Hector, I got you..

Heck you're not Hector.

Can't fool you.

You Duke boys, listen.

Doesn't make any difference I-I
wanna arrest you two, anyway.

- We ain't done nothing wrong.

Well, you stole this van.
Well, Hector stole this van.

You stole it from Hector,
which makes you stealing it

from the stealee.

Doesn't make any difference.
Come on. I'm arresting you.

Howdy, Bo, Luke?
How you doing?

Hey, Mr. Rhuebottom.

How y'all to you, sheriff?
What's going on?

I'll tell you what's going on.
These two stole this van.

Don't look stolen to me.
It's right here where I left it.

- Listen, Rhuebarb--
- It's Rhuebottom.

Will you hush? I know who he
is. I've known him for years.

Are you gonna press charges
on them or not?

Against these boys?
Never!

Can't press charges against
your best customers.

You do that, you press yourself
right out of business.

How would you like me to press
those five up against..

Much obliged , Mr. Rhuebottom.

My pleasure, boys.

Come on down, chew the fat
with me sometime.

Yes, sir.

Nobody wants to be involved.
Do they?

I'll be involved one day.

We must live right.

It's a charmed life,
I'm telling ya.

There comes Cooter. You think
we can wrangle a ride home?

Only if we feed him.
What's the bet?

- Winner does dishes.
- You're on.

- Okay. Hey, hold on.
- Cooter!

Hey, can we wrangle a ride home?

Who's cooking supper?

Told you, only
if we feed him.

Alright, you do the dishes.
Get in here.

Hey, don't you know it
ain't safe to be a pedestrian?

Come on.

What do you mean
I do the dishes?

The next day the boys were
on their way into town

to pick up some barbed wire.

That's the same time
Rosco was waiting to break in

his new hairdryer.

A fake radar gun on his first unsuspecting motorist.

Y'all wanna take bets
on who that'll be?

'Here comes somebody.'

I love ambush.

Oh, good news, good news.
It's them Duke boys.

Alright!

I done scuffed it. Idjit.

They wouldn't know
the difference.

Alright.

- Looks like a radar gun.

'It's a good one so he can tell
we ain't speeding.'

I'm on fire. I'm on fire.

That's just...humongous.

Rosco has bad luck
with machinery.

All the same trying to fix
coffee in an electric pot.

You done stuffed my hairdryer.
Now, you're in hot water.

O-oh, we'll get 'em, boy!

What does Rosco want?

Alright, Rosco,
what is it this time?

Better not be
that radar gun

because you know dang well
we wasn't speeding.

Well, that give you no cause
to blow up my radar gun.

And listen, that's
county property now.

'And I'm gonna arrest you
for blowin' it up.'

We didn't blow up your radar
gun. You're making itup.

Oh, do tell. You let the judge
judge that.

Now pull over. I'm serious.

Fine place to lose him. We can
talk this thing over someday.

- One lost Rosco coming up.

They ain't pullin' over.

I mean it. Pull it over.
Get it?

'Alright, you want hot pursuit.
We'll give you hot pursuit.'

'Scuff my uniform.'

Blow up my hairdryer.

- 'Yup.'

I'm serious, them Duke boys,
they gone too far.

Hang on.

I don't know 'bout y'all

but I'm wonderin'
why the road is blocked.

Now, I know why the road
was blocked.

Oh, I know that was
a horrendous crash.

- Looks like he's alright.
- Yeah.

You know, I swear
he's driving better.

'He ain't good yet.
But he's better.'

Bad news. Bad news.

Look what them Duke boys
did to that radar gun.

- Oh, it's a mess.
- Oh, it's a mess.

- No, I ain't mad.

- Oh, then you must be sick.
- No, I ain't sick neither.

I thought you were, from eating
all these doughnuts--

Oh-oh-oh!

No, siree, Bob. I'm happy
as a clam.

- Mm-hmm.

- You wanna know why.

There are two reasons.

One is,
we got rid of Hector Farley.

Yeah, he's afraid of me.

Turned out to be a mouse
in sheep's clothing.

Regular scardey cat.

- And reason number two.

- I may get angry.
- I'm sure. I didn't..

Reason number two,
thanks to you

we can lay the blame
for destroying

that so-called radar equipment
on them Duke boys.

Oh, goody-goody for me.

Alright, get on that CBPDQ with
an ADB to Cletus.

Oh, yes. Let's get on that
CB with a, with a PDU..

What's an ADB?

- I've no idea.

Why, that's an
"All Dukes Bulletin."

Get away from me!

Uh, Cletus, this is your
head honcho, Rosco P. Coltrane.

'You got your ears on?'

'Yeah, I'm right here, sheriff.

This so-called radar gun
is neat.

'Cletus, will you just hush?'

Now, listen, those Duke boys,
they have done destroyed

some county property,
so they're on the wanted list.

- You bet.

Maybe Rosco wasn't
shucking and jiving.

Maybe we did blow up
that radar gun.

- Me, neither.

A mighty fine spread
you got here, Jesse.

Thank you, Hector.

Might have had one this good
myself by now.

- If..
No "if's" about it.

You're gonna get your place
back, you just wait and see.

Meantime, you just stay on here
with us until you do.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Jesse,
that's mighty kind of you.

You know, I've been giving
that some thought.

What I think we best do is
go on over to the courthouse

and look into them papers
of foreclosure.

Imagine by this time though,
they're probably be up to..

Hey...where are you going?

I'm gonna have it out
with J.D. right now.

Hector, you can't do that.

Jesse told the boys about
Hector steaming off to town

in the pickup to see Boss
with fire in his eyes.

'There's no telling what he
might do if he gets to J.D.'

He'll probably do something
he'll be sorry for.

Now, are you boys close enough
to town to try to stop him?

Then Luke told Jesse
about the run-in with Rosco

over the radar equipment.

Well, in that case, you better
not go into town.

Hector could be in a lot more
trouble than we are.

We'll see what we can do.
Over and out.

So, the boys in spite of their predicament, took off for town

to stop Hector
before he got into trouble

while ol' Hector was comin'
after Boss with ten years

head of steam built up.

Bo, stay hid, will ya?

No way we're gonna see him
come into town from here.

We could see him
from up there though.

- Bring the General around.
- Alright.

I'm gonna get myself
a hot fudge sundae.

Yeah?

Hey, Bo.

Bo, I see Hector.

Listen, bring the General
around the front.

You got it.

That's a good idea.
I'm thinkin'..

'Do you see what I see?'

- 'What did you--'
- 'It's Hector!'

- Yeah, it's Hector.
- He's gonna kill me.

He's gonna kill me.
Protect me!

Yeah, you just watch it.

Come on. Get on over here.

Alright. Jump off..

Get in..

Come on in.
Get in there.

Alright. Get out of here.

You know somethin'?

I have never seen anythin'
like that in my whole life.

Yes, friends, they got some
original means of transport

in Hazzard.

You know the part
I like best?

Was when he grabbed
that rope and he..

- No.

You just get after 'em while
I'm still in one piece. Go on.

This time, they've
gone too far.

Well, the boys now

had the charge of
destroying county property

a hair dryer and aiding
an' abettin' ol' Hector.

I'm telling you

the streets just ain't
safe nowhere anymore.

You can't get away
from ol' Rosco P. Coltrane.

You ain't got another thing.

Listen, cuz, we're headed
towards Briarwood Junction now.

Gotcha, cuz.

You take the upper road,
and I'll go the other way.

Rosco can't go
both ways at once.

Bo went right
and Luke went left.

And poor ol' Rosco
couldn't make up his mind

which way to go.

Oh!

Hang on, Hector.

Holy smoke, flying General.

Howsomever

the boys forgot that them
two roads come back together

right sudden.

Whoa!

- I-I'm, yeah. I think so.

As for Rosco, he had
a choice of two ways

or goin' back to startin' over.

So he went back.
It was lunch time anyway.

Hector, Hector, Hector.
I'm ashamed of you.

Why, all the years
I've known ya

you haven't harmed
a livin' soul.

And yet, if my boys
hadn't stopped you--

I didn't mean J.D.
no bodily harm, Jesse.

- Just wanna talk to him.
- Just talk to him, sure.

'But you know
when you're on parole'

'you can't have them
fits of temper.'

- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, you're sorry.

And besides that,
the boys here are on probation.

And now, Rosco's
tryin' to frame them

for destroyin'
county property now.

Well, I said I was sorry, Jesse.
It won't happen again.

Thank you, boys, for keeping me
from doing something foolish.

It's alright, Hector.
Just forget it.

Don't know why Uncle Jesse's
making a big deal out of it.

What are y'all gonna do about
that so-called radar gun charge

that Rosco's got on you?

- Heck, Daisy, I don't know.
- So-called.

That's the words Cletus used
when he was talkin' about it.

- Roscoe shushed him up.

- Yeah.

We owe ourselves a look at one
of them so-called radar guns.

Well, hey,
Cletus has got one.

'Where will we start
looking for him?'

I suppose we better try
his favorite speed traps.

- Come on.
- Alright.

- We'll fix it, y'all. I hope.
- See ya later.

- Roscoe.
- Mm-hmm.

I'm sick and tired of you
saying, "I'm sorry, Boss"

every time them Duke boys
get away from you.

I'm sorry, Boss, that I'm always
sayin', "I'm sorry, Boss."

- Oh!
- And another thing.

The next time that Hector Farley
comes attackin' me

it's your job to lay your body
down there in front of me

and take what's meant for me.

Instead of lettin' him push you
all around like he did earlier.

- Yeah, I got that.

Lemme ask you a question.
You got another razor?

- I'm covered with soap.

I might as well shave.

Hold this and just
forget about that.

- Because I gotta think.

I gotta think.

Hector Farley
and the Duke boys.

- Yeah.

Wouldn't it be just
wonderful, wonderful

if I could get 'em all
out of my hair all at once?

It makes my mouth water.

You know somethin',
them Duke boys

they've saved
Hector's hide twice now.

- The mirror, please.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

It seems to me that the
Duke boys are more interested

in keepin' Hector out of trouble
than they are themselves.

- That's it!
- Ooh! Missed.

'You missed. Ha ha.'

Will you just
hush up and listen?

We can use Hector
as a bait, you see?

To bring them Duke boys
out into the open.

- And then you can nab 'em.
- Good.

Plus, we can send Hector
back into jail for grand theft.

Back in with grand..

Grand theft?
How are we gonna do that?

Well, look,
the county payroll

is due to be handed out
today at City Hall.

And, guess who's gonna
rob me in broad daylight

in front of the
whole town?

Don't tell me.
Uh, let me guess.

- Gimme a little clue.
- Hector Farley.

- Hector Farley.
- Yeah.

- I got it right off.
- Alright.

Why would Hector do
such a stupid thing?

- Yeah.

Because he's gonna think
that I'll give him back

the $25,000 land money
I owe him to buy a new farm.

Oh, muffin.
You're brilliant.

- I just love it.

Now, here's the way
I got it figured, Hector.

We just sit tight until
we get the corn crop in.

Then we take the money
from the corn crop

and we get you the best
lawyer that money can buy

to get your land back..

...from J.D.

Hello.

Who?

Oh, yes!
Yes, he is, hold on!

Who is it, girl?

It's Boss Hogg,
and it's for you, Hector.

- Yes.

I don't care what you gotta
say about anything, J.D.

until you hear me out first.

No, no, you listen to me.

I wanna give you
back your money.

- That's right, Hector.

I thought it over real hard.

And you know, my conscience
won't let me rest

until I give you
the $25,000 I owe you

so you can buy yourself
another hunk of land.

The whole $25,000?

'Yeah, the whole $25,000.'

I know I'll sleep
better tonight

if I wipe the slate
clean between us.

I don't know
what to say.

Oh, well, there's nothing
for you to say.

You just meet me in front of the
county courthouse in 30 minutes.

I'll have your money waitin'.

Bye, old friend.

What was that
all about, Hector?

Jesse, thank you for
the offer of the lawyer

but J.D.'s gonna gimme
the money to buy some land.

Says his conscience
told him to.

I'm meeting him
at the courthouse.

Now, just a minute, Hector.

- That don't sound right to me.
- That's for sure.

Boss Hogg ain't got
no conscience, Hector.

The man sounded
sincere enough to me.

Now, don't you try
to stop me again, Jesse.

Here, give,
that man's nuts!

Hector, let's just
talk this thing over.

- No more talking.
- You're making a big mistake.

Come on!
Let's go catch him.

He took the keys. There's
another set in the house.

You see if you can find 'em
and I'll get the boys on the CB.

I've always wondered
how them radar guns work.

'Do you see him doing
what I think he's doing?'

That ain't no radar gun.

Looks like
a hair dryer to me.

What the heck does
he need that for?

Hard to say.
Dang!

'Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
You boys got your ears on?'

Jesse told the boys
about Boss' call to Hector

and Hector heading
for the courthouse

to meet Boss for his money.

I tell you

the smell of a rat is awful
heavy on the Hazzard air.

Looks to me like Boss
is tryin' to frame Hector.

That's the way I got it figured.
Here's what I think.

I think he's lurin'
Hector down there

to get you boys come out
in the open and grab you.

He's done it before. It's a
chance we're gonna have to take.

Uh, good, good.

I'll meet y'all
at the courthouse steps.

- You drive.
- Okay.

What about that there
phony radar gun?

We forget it for now.
Come on, get in.

Daisy found the other set
of keys to the pickup

and she and Uncle Jesse
headed for town

to see what help
they could be.

Hey, Boss.

What makes you think
that the Duke boys

and Hector are
gonna be here?

Well, Hector wants his land
money back real bad, don't he?

Yeah.

Them Duke boys,
being creatures of habit

they sure wanna help
their friends, don't they?

- Ooh! Oh, yeah.
- Well, then, they'll show.

Don't worry about that.
You remember what to do?

Oh, yeah. When Hector
comes over and takes the box

then I cuff him and arrest him
for stealin' the county payroll.

When the Duke boys show up, we
get the whole kit and caboodle.

Whole kit and caboodle.

Mm-hmm.

I got your land money
right here, Hector.

Come and get it.

[General Lee blowing
the Dixie]

Oh, here comes
the Duke boys.

'Hector, Hector.'
'Get in here. Come on.'

Go get 'em, Rosco.
Come on. No, no, wait..

Wait a minute.
You were supposed to..

Get after 'em!
Get after 'em, will you?

Go on. That's it.

Dang!

Sorry, I had to manhandle
you like that, Hector.

You brothers, turn this thing
around and take me back to town.

That's exactly where you was
headed if Boss have his way.

J.D. was about to
give me my land money

in case you're interested.

Boss Hogg was about to
give you the county payroll.

A big red box. Everybody
in the county knows it by sight.

You touch it and he would've
had you in prison for life.

You ain't foolin'?
You wouldn't fool me.

Dang! I knowed was
too good to be true.

And now I got you two fellas
in trouble with the law again.

Don't worry about that.

We've been in trouble with Rosco
before and we'll be again.

Along about this time

a truck was heading through
Hazzard for the first time.

That driver didn't
have a clue about

Hazzard's drivin' conditions.

Hang on, Hector.
Here we go again.

- That was close.
- 'Bo, Duke, you are too much.'

- Oh, Bo.

- Bo.
- Oh, my gosh!

Hang on.

I'm hangin'.

How do you do that twice?

There is only two trucks
in Hazzard, right?

Oh, no. Get, get out.

Get that truck out.

Ooh, get away, get away.

Next time I see Hogg, I'll take
that lily white hat of his

and shove it
right down his throat.

I don't mean no disrespect, but
me and Bo sure would appreciate

if you steer clear
of Boss for a while.

At least until we're out
of this mess, okay? Please.

I can't promise that fellas.

I got my self-respect
to think about.

In that case, we're just gonna
have to keep you with us

until we get our things
straightened out. Alright?

- Alright.
- No, no, no, fellas--

No, Hector, just sit back
and enjoy the ride.

What? How-how..

The boys started back to where Cletus was with that

phony radar gun hair dryer
that they needed as evidence

to clear themselves.

We're sure Cletus ain't
gonna show us that thing

to prove it ain't real.

There is a certain pretty
somebody that he might

show it to, if he thought
he scared her with it.

Lost Sheep calling the Shepherd
and Country Cousin. Come back.

After telling Jesse and Daisy
that Hector was with them

ol' Luke then laid out his plan to Daisy on how she and Jesse

could help them get that
phony radar gun from Cletus.

Well, let's try
speed trap number two.

That'll be back
thataway.

And they headed
out to do just that.

Well, there's Daisy
and Uncle Jesse.

- Cletus!
- Cletus Hogg.

What, are you pointin' a gun
at Uncle Jesse and me?

Why would you wanna
shoot your friends?

Shoot
I wouldn't shoot y'all.

I wouldn't shoot a fly.

You were pointin' somethin'
that looked like a gun

and it wasn't
your finger, Cletus.

Maybe y'all are
thinkin' about this.

It may look like some kinda gun,
but it's just a radar gun.

- Yeah, sort of.

A radar gun.
Oh, my goodness!

I've never seen
one of these things.

- Let's go.
- Alright.

- Come on--
- Lemme show it to Uncle--

- Daisy, come on.
- Uncle Jesse.

Daisy, outside.

- There you go.
- Nice pass, Uncle Jesse.

I don't get it.

Why would Boss dress up a blow
dryer to look like a radar gun?

So that he can keep
the money state gives him

to buy real ones.

So he can frame us
for stealin' somethin'

he never even paid for.

We didn't really steal
that one off Rosco's.

We just ruined it,
I guess.

I ain't the only one
J.D.'s been rippin' off.

- Nope.
- Heck no.

To find the people
he's been ripping off

you might as well go through
the Hazzard phone record.

I bet you,
I bet you.

Cousin Boss, this is Cletus.
Bo and Luke got the radar gun.

What?

When Boss found out from Cletus

that the Duke boys got a hold
of that phony radar gun

he knew he had a problem.

Oh, dang blast it!

Yeah, this is J.D. Hogg
calling Bo and Luke Duke.

'You boys got your ears on?'

Right here, Boss. You got
somethin' on your mind?

Have I got somethin'
on my mind?

Yeah, I got somethin'
on my mind.

What are y'all doin'
with my, my radar gun?

That hair dryer,
you mean?

We thought the State Highway
Commission might wanna

peruse it at their leisure,
huh, unless--

Unless, unless,
unless, unless what?

Unless you drop all
the charges against me and Bo.

That's tellin' him, Luke.

Yeah, Boss, listen,
there's also a little matter

of a dear friend
of ours, Hector.

Listen, you gotta give him back
all that land money you owe him.

- 'Oh.'
- In front of witnesses, Boss.

And them witnesses would be
me and Daisy, J.D.

'We'll be there.'

The whole kitten
caboodle's out there.

Alright, alright,
alright. It's a deal.

Whoo! Uncle Jesse.

You just deliver that radar,
hair dryer thing whatever it is.

You deliver it to me personal

right in front of the
courthouse as soon as you can.

And I'll drop all charges.

Uh, plus, I'll give Hector
back all his land money.

'Yeah, so get it over here,
I'll be waitin', ya hear?'

Looks like we're back
in business, Hector.

- Take her back to town, Bo.
- Boys, I'm mighty grateful.

Ordinarily, this story would've a happily ever-after ending

for the Dukes
just about now.

Except for one thing

that everybody was
suddenly forgettin'.

And that was how bad Boss was about keeping any promises.

Alright, Boss, here's our
end of the bargain.

Oh, good. And here's my end
of the bargain. Nothing!

-Cletus, do what I told you.
- Right.

You promised to do right
by Hector here and the boys.

Oh, did I? Jesse, you know
I never promise nothin'

unless I spit
and shake on it.

How are you gonna spit
and shake on phone?

Jesse, just quit jawin',
will you?

Cletus, you just
clamp 'em in the pokey.

Rosco, you c'mon now,
we got a little errand to go on.

- Over to Hazzard's Swamp.
- Zip. C'mon, c'mon.

Hazzard's Swamp.

What better place
to throw a phony radar gun

and get rid
of the evidence.

There's goes any chance I had
of getting my land money.

Oh, we just
gotta stop 'em.

If everybody's through
talking, can we go?

Cletus, just stop waving
that thing around.

It don't have
no bullets in it anyways.

'
- No, it don't.

No, no, Cletus. I can
see there's no bullets in there.

It does. I keep five, six
in there all the time.

Here, lemme see. Yeah.

Freeze!

Freeze! Come back here.
It's not funny.

I tell you, that boy
just ain't too swooft.

Why does this happen to me?

We're coming to the end
of a perfect day.

- Oh, perfect.
- Yeah.

You know, I got
the Duke boys in jail.

Plus, Hector Farley in jail.

Plus, no chance of losin' 'em
10,000 Simoleans

once this here
phony radar gun

disappears into
Hazzard Swamp.

Yeah. Right in
the muck and mire.

We'll never catch him.

Don't you worry, Hector.

Rosco, I'm so happy,
I could whistle.

- Uh..

Wait, I'm gonna give you my own
special rendition of Dixie.

Ooh, it's my favorite.

[General Lee
blowing the dixie]

Sounds like you got pickle
in your pucker. That's not good.

'It ain't me, ya dodo.
It's them Duke boys.'

'
- 'They got away.'

- It's them Duke boys.
- Dang blast them!

Thanks to you,
blabbermouth.

They know we're headed
for Hazzard's Swamp.

Well, step on it before
they cut us off. C'mon!

Put your heel
to the steel.

Boss, it's
pedal to the metal.

Oh, whatever.
Move it, move it. Come on.

Blast 'em.

Those Duke boys
aren't the only one

with a trick
up their sleeve.

- Hold on.
- Yeah.

- I don't know.

Y'all, alright?

Yeah, we're fine. This dang
thing stalled out on me.

You fellas go on.
We'll try to catch up.

Shoot! Rosco is probably
miles ahead of us by now.

There's that shortcut
straight ahead. C'mon.

'I'll catch up
with you if I can.'

- There it goes.
- There we go.

Let's get movin'

because I just wanna get this
thing over to Hazzard's Swamp.

Well, it's just right
around the bend there.

'Alright, now pull over,
pull over. That's it.'

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Boss.

- Let me fling it.
- Yeah.

Listen, I used to throw
for the Hazzard Pony League.

Alright, alright.
But throw it as far as you can.

Because I want it to go
right smack in the middle.

So it will sink deep down.

Listen, this sucker ain't
never gonna stop. Watch this.

Go on, go on.

- I like to warm up a second.

You know you can throw
your arm out doing this, this..

'Oh, dang, Luke.
We're too late.'

Hold on.
We still got a chance.

Now, when I say go

you put that accelerator
all the way to the floor.

Just pray Rosco still
got a good throwin' arm.

C'mon.

- Well..
- C'mon.

I gotta get my rhythm.
Now here.

Now!

- Yee-haw!
- Oh, no.

- They just grabbed that..
- Dang!

Back in 1944, Hazzard High

old Rosco threw
two touchdowns..

...at the wrong goal.

Wait a minute here.
Gimme that back.

That's government property.
C'mon, gimme that.

Not until you
drop all charges.

- Alright, I drop 'em. Give me.
- Cross your heart.

- Cross my heart.
- And spit and bind.

Done!

Before Jesse gave Boss
back that radar gun

he made Boss shake hands
ridge-runner style

to drop all charges
against the boys

return the State Highway
Commission money

they gave him for
real radar equipment

and pay Hector the land money
that he owed him.

Plus interest.

You shouldn't have.
Why, look at that.

We're gonna come out every
Tuesday and help you out.

But the best thing that come
out of all this rat killin'

was Hector's realizin'
that ten years

don't change good neighbors.

Especially if it happen
to be Dukes.

You know, I reckon that applies to just about anybody.