All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E16 Shine on Hazzard Moon_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flatenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

Yee-haw!

On the first day
of trout season

all the Dukes
caught their limit.

Didn't you? I did.

That's a string
of purty fish.

Uncle Jesse,
you never told us

how you found
that fishing hole anyway.

Well, let's see.
When I was back runnin' shine..

...there was this revenuer
behind me

about one turn of the wheel.

And he's coming up on me

and I just ducked up
this little side road.

Then go over
a little rise

and right there it was,
laid out right in front of

the most beautiful fishing hole
you ever did want to see.

'I could never find that road.'

'I bet you'd be the greatest'

'ridge runner still,
Uncle Jesse.'

- No, Daisy.
- Yeah.

I gave my word to the U.S. of A
federal government.

They gave these boys probation
that I never have nothing

to do with runnin' no shine
or even making it no more.

What in the heck is that?

Cletus and his
dumb speed traps.

Five miles an hour?
I couldn't even walk that slow.

This is one time we ain't gonna
let Cletus railroad us. Hang on.

Looks like Cletus caught
a fish too, Uncle Jesse.

Ah, you Dukes..

Come back here!

Freeze!

Looks like old Cletus

caught his Lenok too.

- Oh, gosh.
- Come on, let's get out.

He's alright, though.

If you can call
being Cletus alright.

Now, this here is Boss Hogg's
number one still.

It was the first thing ever
to make Boss some money..

...and he ain't
about to let it go.

Boss is fixing to make a sale to his most important customer

'cause that's
the Jasper Fenwick

the biggest shine
distributor around.

And right now,
old Jasper needs a shipment

of top grade shine
real bad.

Hazzard folks
call bad moonshine

"old factory whistle."

One blast, and you're
through for the day.

The deal's off, Hogg.

I ain't givin' you
no 10,000 bucks

for that slop you call shine.

Now, Jesse Duke..

...he made a shine
that was nectar to the lip..

'Oh, smooth as
molasses going down.'

Smooth as molasses
going down.

We should have looked up
Jesse in the first place.

It wouldn't do no good
on account of

Jesse's out of
the shine business permanently.

- Yeah, permanently.
- On the other hand..

...I don't think I'll have
any trouble whatsoever

in getting that recipe
off of Jesse.

- Trouble--
- No, ta-ta-ta!

And if I do get
Jesse's recipe..

...we still got
a deal, don't we?

Sure, Hogg.
But I'm warning ya.

I got a deadline to meet..

...or else, my customers,
they go someplace else.

Oh, yeah.

'And I lose money.'

Losing money makes me angry.

I could see why..

That's when I let
Eli here take over

if you get my meaning.

Will you recover yourself?

Boss, listen.

There's no way
you're gonna get Jesse Duke

to give you
his shine recipe.

I know that, you dodo.

What I'm plannin' on
is taking it.

- Yeah, yeah.

You know, I remember
Jesse once saying

how he kept that shine recipe
of his in a real safe place.

And you know
this safe place is?

No, I don't know where it is.
But I got a good idea

of how to make Jesse
show me where it is.

And you're gonna play
an important part in my plans.

Oh, great.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, will you?

- No!

- Alright, over here.
- That's it, alright.

Well, it's Rosco.
He's got J.D. with him.

Come on in, J.D.

Well, good day, Jesse.

Daisy, Bo, Luke..

Nice of you to brighten
our day, Boss.

- I got chores to do.

My boys ain't done nothin'.
They've been with me all day.

Oh my, oh my..

How distrustful you Dukes
all are of me.

I just can't understand it.

I mean, the fact is

I'm here to tell you that
my banker's made an error

in your mortgage payments
to the tune of $202.10.

You tell that banker of yours
to back over the figures

because according to my figures,
we're both even.

Well, of course, you are.
It ain't your error.

It's the bank's error.
It owes you $202.10.

Seeing that it's my bank

I've brung it over personally

on account of, I believe
in good customer relations.

So, here you go. That's $202,
Jesse, and 10 cents.

I don't know what to say, J.D.

Well, there ain't nothing
to say, Jesse.

I mean, just be sure
you put it in a real safe place.

Real, real safe.

You have got a real
safe place, haven't ya?

Oh, sure, sure.
I got a safe place, alright.

- Oh, I hoped you had.
- I do too.

I mean, I thought you had.

Well, come on,
let's go, Rosco.

A very good day
to all of you.

Yeah, very, very good day.

It's gettin' better already.

What do you think of that?

..two dollars
and ten cents. He he.

'I don't know what to
think about those old coots'

'but we can use the money.'

Some more cornbread?

It worked, Rosco,
it worked.

- Like a charm.
- Yeah.

When Jesse Duke put
that money in his cookie box

it was as good as tellin' me
where to find the shine recipe.

Give it away, give it away.

Now, all you gotta do is
walk right into that kitchen

and get it for me.

- You, that's who.

- Yeah.

I can't sneak in there

with all them Dukes in there.

Rosco, Did I say sneak?

Are you listening?

I said you're gonna
walk in there.

- Mm-hmm.

Well, because when you do
walk in to that kitchen

there ain't gonna be
no Dukes around to see you.

So, next morning

Daisy took off to serve

breakfast at the Boar's Nest

where they serve
tough greasy cookies.

Don't miss that if you can.

Oh, oh.

There she go, there she go.

That's one down,
and three Dukes to go.

And another one
just about to go now.

Hello. This is Jesse.

Alright. Yeah,
I'll be right there. Yeah.

Goodbye.

Oh, bureaucracy's
come to Hazzard.

I gotta go in
and sign some paper

for that money that
J.D. Hogg brought over here.

Why can't they get
things straight..

Come on, let's get it.
Come on, come on.

Two Dukes down,
two to go.

Get in the car.

I knew you could do it.

Alright, you two.

You're under arrest,
just hold it right there.

Now just freeze it
right there.

Rosco, what are you
arresting us for?

For breaking the law,
that's what.

Rosco, you gotta be
more specific than that.

The law definitely states
that I can arrest you

under suspicion
of being a suspect

of anything
I've got on the books

that needs a suspect for.

And I suspect both of you
of being that suspect.

How's that for specifics?

Well, specifically, I think
that's a load of hogwash.

You know as well as we do you
gotta have some kinda

tangible evidence
to take us in.

First, you want specifics,
and then you want tangibles.

I can't give you
both of that in one day.

Alright, put your arms up.

'cause I'm gonna
cuff you and scuff you.

Rosco!

I sure wish I knew why we
always run away from Rosco.

So do I.

Well, that's..
Nice dog..

Cletus.

Uh, this is your supreme
superior officer

Rosco P. Coltrane speaking.

Uh, listen, Cletus,
the Duke boys are out your way.

You get on their tail,
and make it look good.

Or I'll let
the air out of you.

Oh, I got you..

You gotta admit that old Boss'

shuck and jive
to get Jesse's shine recipe

was working good and snug.

Ohh. Ehh.

Nice.

Here. What is this?

"Half a gallon of raw alcohol.

"Two tins of bay leaves,
three cups of water. Two cups.."

Oh, that must be it.

That ain't Rosco,
that's Cletus back there.

Well then,
where the heck is Rosco?

I don't know.
They must've switched somehow.

Question is, why?

I got it.

Oh, Flash.
I got it, I got it.

'Twiddle-Dee,
this is Twiddle-Dum.'

'You got your plump
little ears on. Come on.'

This is Twiddle-Dee,
Twiddle

I'm at point A. Uh,
and I got the rhubarb recipe.

Oh my, oh my,
congratulations.

Now, listen, you bring that
recipe right over to my kitchen

and we'll start cooking.

That's a big 10-4. We're coming.

I don't know
what them two are up to

but I bet it ain't
no coincidence

that none of us Dukes are
back at the farm right now.

- Let's get back there fast.
- You got it.

Now, wouldn't you just know it?

Here comes two floats from
the Hazzard May Day parade.

...to hit that turkey.

'Cletus.'

'This is your superior officer,
Rosco P. Coltrane calling.'

'You got your flippers on?'

You bet! I also got them
Duke boys right by the tail.

Cletus, a negatory,
just let that tail go.

In other words,
cease and desist.

What, cease and desist?
What do you mean?

You dipstick, it means,
knock it off!

I mean, let those boys go.
Over and out.

Well, okay.

'Listen, you Duke boys,
if you're listening'

'I'm terribly sorry
about the mistake I made.'

Must have been two
other fellows I'm looking for.

That ain't like Rosco..

...unlike him to let us
off the hook when he's wrong.

That's for sure.

The only explanation is that

him and Boss got
something more pressin'.

What could be
more pressin' than us?

Meanwhile, Boss was
celebrating Rosco's news

with a chitlin
and turnip pizza.

No market brands,
lots of protein.

I just wanted to let you know..

'...that I practically got
Jesse Duke's shine recipe'

'in my hip pocket.'

Yeah, well,
I'm warning you again, Hogg.

If you're stalling me

my man's gonna come down
on you so hard

you're gonna look
like a pizza.

Hmm. Ohh..

So, when I got
down there to the bank

there wasn't nobody
knew nothin' about any papers

I was supposed to sign for that
money J.D. brought out here.

Looks like we've been on two
wild pheasant hunts in one day.

Yours and ours.

One thing's for sure.

When Daisy went to work,
Boss wanted to get

the rest of us
off the farm too.

We'll just have to
wait for his next move.

In the meantime,
we all got chores to do.

Maudeen's been favoring
that left front foot of hers.

I better give it
a good rubdown.

You boys finish that gig
down by the creek?

- Well, get at it.
- Yes, sir.

Well, that ain't enough
to do a hoof.

I better make some more.

Uh, that's where that is.

And that's why
it's where it is.

Could have sworn
I had the recipe in here.

- It's horse liniment, you dodo!

You brung me Jesse's recipe
for horse liniment!

Boss, I didn't know
it was horse liniment.

After all, this was the only
thing in his secret little tin

that had writing on it.

- I just naturally thought--
- Oh, that's your trouble.

You never do think naturally.

Alright, alright, alright,
alright, alright. Now..

- This means just one thing.

Jesse never put his recipe
on the paper.

Uh-uh-uh.

Well, where is it?

- It's in his head.
- Oh.

How will we get it outta there?
He ain't just gonna tell us.

No, no, no..

But, he might, he might

if we made a deal with him.

What kinda deal?

Well, that recipe in exchange

for dropping all charges

against his boys.

Ohh, drop all the charges
against his..

We don't have any charges
against his boys.

In fact, you see..

Boss, listen.

It's a good idea, but
I don't think it'll work.

I, I've used all the charges
I could possibly think of

with the Duke boys short of them
stealing the orphans' fund--

- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.

No, thank you. That's it,
that's the charges.

Yeah, the Duke boys are gonna
rob the orphanage fund.

Oh, naughty, naughty.

And I know just the fella who's
gonna help us turn that trick.

Who's that?

- Rayford Flicker.

Yeah.

I'm gonna look up his number
here in the yellow pages.

Under "C."

"
- Yeah.

For con man.

After chore time

comes brew time
at the Boar's Nest

which old Bo and Luke usually
try to make along about now.

Naturally, old Boss
told this to Rayford Flicker.

Well, who did you think
that was?

Daisy, you got somethin'
for us, sweetheart?

You bet I do.

Ladies and gentlemen, your
undivided attention, please.

My name is Rayford Flicker

of United Amalgamated
Dixie Charities Incorporated.

And I'm here
on a mission of mercy

for the poor orphans
of Hazzard County

who need all our financial
help to provide them

with a decent playground.

Just look at these here
poor little faces.

Look at these
sad little eyes

just beggin' for the money
that will provide them

with a new sandbox, a new
see-saw, a new pogo stick.

Who will be the first
to make a donation

for these poor
forlorn children?

I will!

Well, it's nice to
meet you, Mr. Flicker.

You know, I've heard all about
that good charity work

you've done
in these here parts.

And may I say

I'm more than proud to be able
to make a contribution

to such a worthy cause,
as poor and needy orphans.

Now, I'm gonna start
you off with $500.

Thank you, sir. That will buy
a lot of sand for that sandbox.

Well, I sure hope so.

How about the rest
of you skin flints

Huh? Come on, take down.

- Give, give, give.
- Yeah, give, give, give.

How about you Duke boys
coughing up a few bucks?

We'd love to, Boss, but..

...we're all tapped out
at the moment.

Do tell.

- Oh!
- 'Oh, look at that.'

'That was a horrendous crash.
I'm sorry.'

Now that's slick..

...just like New York.

Old saying,
no harm done, folks.

Oh, look, let's
calm down, everybody.

Yeah, and let's help
this worthy gentleman

take up his collection
for the poor and needy orphans.

Thank you, kind sir.

- Alright. Come over here now.
- The money is gone!

What

Ooh, the money's gone.

No, that's impossible.

This box was right here
right in front of the Duke boys.

You Duke boys oughta be
ashamed of yourselves

takin' playground money
from poor orphans.

Rosco, arrest them!

We didn't even
touch that box.

Anybody that says we did
is a dang liar.

Yeah? Well, this box
was right here in front of you.

So, how do you explain
the money missing?

Search me.

Which ain't a bad idea.

Go right ahead,
we ain't got nothing to hide.

- No, no, no, not you.

Let's give the boys
a fair shake.

Let Mr. Flicker
do the searching.

Go ahead, my dear sir.

- If you insist.
- I do.

Excuse me, boys.

Shame, shame on you boys.

Just hold on a second, mister.

'You keep your hands
where I can see 'em.'

Luke, we been set up.

- Well, I've seen enough.
- Yeah, me too.

Yeah, and you folks here,
you're all witnesses

to this dastardly crime
perpetrated by the Duke boys.

Taking the money from
poor and needy orphans.

'Rosco, now!'

- You better hurry, Cletus.
- Yeah, Rosco needs you.

Will you get out of my way, you
dipstick? That's the Duke boys.

And-and they stole
the orphanage money.

Come on, quick!

Well, I guess
I'll be on my way.

Alright, yeah.

Okay, Rayford,
that's yours.

And listen, you just
stay out of sight

till you hear different from me.

Try losin' em up
Sandridge Road, alright?

Okay.

Cletus, this is
the Sheriff speaking.

Now you stay with them
on Sandridge Road

and I'll get down to Cedar Creek
Lane and cut them off.

'Roger, wilco, sheriff!'

We got Cletus.

Where the heck is Rosco?

Rosco was fixing
to slam the backdoor.

Hang on, cousin, we is about
to jump Hollow Creek.

Which is exactly
what Rosco has in mind too.

To head off the boys.

Friends, that's America.
Kinda purty, ain't it?

Now, if you're wondering
why the Duke boys stopped

Well, they simply wanted
to watch what was happening.

Wouldn't you?

Hi, sheriff.

Look out!

Look out

Hazzard is the only place
that I know

that ain't got no airport,
but still needs a runway.

Alright, freeze!

Alright. Freeze.

- I already froze them for you.

I'm your superior officer.
I'm the freezer.

Just freeze!

Rosco, you're
forgetting two things.

- Number one, your keys.

And number two, we got
the right to make a phone call.

Yeah? Well, there's
no need for that.

On account of which,
Uncle Jesse you want

I already called him.

In fact, he should be
here any second.

'There they are now, Boss.'

Alright, J.D.
Let my boys out of there.

Daisy told me about the trumped
up charges you got on them.

And you haven't got
a leg to stand on.

Take it easy, Jesse. I got all
the legs I need to stand on.

On account of half the town of
Hazzard was in the Boar's Nest

and seen that fine gentleman
Rayford Flicker

find his orphanage money
in your boys' shirts.

Rayford Flicker?
From Colonial City?

Rayford Flicker, he moved over
to Plainsview, remember?

He is now, and always has been
kind of a half baked con man

with a few tacky
tricks up his sleeve.

Well, nobody's perfect.

My, oh my, oh my.

Is he that?
I had no idea.

Well, if he was..

I'm sure he's seen
the error of his ways

and is now atoning for his
sins by doing charitable works.

Alright, J.D.,
come off of that baloney.

Uncle Jesse, you're gonna get
your blood pressure

all riled up now.

J.D., I wanna talk to you.

Come here.

Now I know
you're up to something.

What is it you want to let
those two boys off of the hook?

Just come on out with it
and let's get it over with it.

Funny you should
ask that, Jesse.

Here it comes.

What I want is

in exchange for gettin'
your boys off the hook

what I want is something
you don't need no more.

Oh, alright,
what's that?

It's your personal recipe
for making shine.

What?

Well, didn't you hear me?
Your shine recipe.

J.D., you know I made my promise
to the United States Federal

U.S. of A government

that I wouldn't make
no shine for nobody

no place, at no time.

What's one little itty-bitty
broken promise

compared to your boys
rottin' in jail for a long time.

J.D., I never broke my promise
to anybody in my whole life.

Well, of course, you didn't.
And that's admirable of you.

You've always been
a good example to all of us.

You can't ask me
to go back on my word.

I wouldn't ask you
to go back on your word

even if you was to give it.

Well, Boss never
gives his word.

Why would he give something
he can't keep?

Eh! Rosco!

Alright, alright,
let's quit horsin' around

because I'm tired of waiting.

Now, what's gonna come first?

Your word of honor,
or the welfare of your boys?

Don't do it, Uncle Jesse.

There's gotta be
some other way.

You can't go back on your oath.
You've always said that.

I know, but, uh,
he's got witnesses.

You're one of them, Daisy.

But it was a trick.

Well, I know that,
and you know that.

We all know it,
but we can't prove it.

Alright, J.D.,
you got a deal.

Alright!
Now you're talking, Jesse.

I'm gonna take
your word on that.

But I'm only gonna fill
the contract, not one drop more.

Yeah, alright, alright.

- Let my boys out.
- Oh, oh, oh.

No, Jesse,
not till I get that shine.

A deal's a deal.

Alright. Deal?

Deal.

- Done!
- Done!

I'm sorry, kids.

But a deal is a deal.

A man's gotta do
what he's gotta do.

Come on, J.D.,
let's get with it.

Yeah. Alright.
Come on, Rosco.

Oh, you'll never win that.
Come on, will you?

Don't cheat now.

Poor Uncle Jesse,
it's just killin' him.

What we gotta do
is get out of here

catch that Flicker fella,
and make him fess up

before Jesse makes
all that shine.

Daisy, could you
get over there to Cletus

and decoy him close enough
to us so we get them keys?

After y'all threw him
in Hazzard pond

I don't think he's gonna
trust any of us.

Wait a minute.
I know somebody he'll trust.

Alright, there you are, Jesse.

All the ingredients you need
to mix up a big batch of shine.

And if there's anything special
you need, I don't know about

Rosco here would be more
than happy to get it for you.

- 'Yeah, I'll get it.'
- I don't use nothin' special.

Just my brains, a lot of
tender lovin' care..

...and a bunch of respect.
Just get out of my way.

Alright, alright,
get started.

I got a deadline to meet.

And the sooner you get done

the sooner your boys
will be out of the poop.

I'll get at this, J.D.

when you two
take your noses elsewhere.

My amounts is secret.

So, just go on, take your
business someplace else

and get off my back.

You know somethin', Boss?

I just can't help being
a little sorry for old Jesse.

You know, you made him violate
his sacred oath, you know?

You know, and
he's a man of honor.

Ain't you ashamed?

Ashamed?
- Yeah. You.

Well, if anybody oughta be
ashamed around here

it's Jesse Duke.

Well, like you said, he violated
his sacred oath, didn't he?

Holy Toledo.

Meanwhile, the boys were
just waitin' on Cooter..

...bidin' their time, you know.

Which is about
all you can do in jail.

Never fear, Cooter's here.

Got room service
for Boss Hogg's hotel.

That's bird food
for you jailbirds here.

- Here, just doughnuts, Cletus.

Yeah?
What ya got

No files,
just praline icing.

Uh, look a little unsavory.

No, go ahead,
go for it, Cooter.

Not bad. How's things
in the slammer, y'all?

About as well as could be
expected, I reckon.

What you reading
there, Cletus?

How to swim?

Oh, oh, my tooth.

- Cooter!
- 'I think I'm gonna faint.'

Cooter.

- I don't know.

It sure don't look
like he can stand much pain.

Don't worry about it, Cletus.

He'll probably come
to after a while.

- He can't stay here.
- I got an idea.

You supposed to get his feet up,
let the blood back to his head.

Bring him in here, we'll put
his feet up on the bench.

Hey, watch your head.

- Alright, now swing it, please.
- Grab his feet there.

- Get his feet.
- Okay.

Come on, Bo, grab a hand here..

Feet up on the bench.

- Get his feet up there.
- Alright.

He'll be awake in no time.

- Thanks, guys.
- See you later.

Uh-huh. It worked again.

Looks like Cooter
did alright, huh?

Yeah. Listen,
stay close on the CB.

We gotta get us over
to Plainview County, cuz.

We gotta find
that Rayford Flicker.

Let me handle this. There's
only one way out of here.

Stand further a little bit.

- Wait, wait.

Sure, if you want
to do it that way.

Take it easy.

See you later.

When Boss and Rosco found out about Bo and Luke breaking jail

old Boss knew just exactly
what they're about to do.

Find Rayford Flicker
in Plainview

and get the truth
out of him.

'Rayford Flicker,
are you out there?'

'This is J.D. Hogg
calling Rayford Flicker.'

'Come in, Rayford.'

Boss warned Rayford
that the Duke boys

were heading his way.

And he told him
to get lost and stay lost

till Jesse got through
making that shine

for Boss' deal
with Jasper Fenwick.

You got it, Boss.

The boys remembered
Rosco letting it slip

that old Rayford
had a place in Plainview.

And there ain't
too many of them.

Rayford Flicker.

Rayford, this here
is Luke Duke. Do you read me?

Yeah, I read you.
What do you want?

We know that Boss put you up to
framin' us with that phony box.

That's your story.

'We're gonna give you
a chance to get off easy.'

You write us up a signed
confession as to the truth

so we can get Uncle Jesse
off the hook.

We'll let you be
on your way, alright?

Nothin' doin'.

Alright. Listen, Rayford.
Have it your way.

By the time we get
through with you

you're gonna be beggin'
to confess to us.

Now, friends, you know
that there just ain't no way

the Duke boys
is gonna hit Rayford

hard enough to knock
him off the road.

But he don't know that.

- 'Alright. Alright'
- 'Pull over, Rayford.'

I've had enough.
Let me pull over, please.

Pull over then to the side,
Rayford.

- Right there.
- Alright.

Here. Here you go.

Now, write everything
down just like it happened.

Well, it looks
like it's too late

for Jesse's conscience though.

He's already broke
his word 50 times..

...with 50 jugs..

...which sure was doin' Boss'
appetite a world of good.

Hmm.

Up, Rosco.
Come on.

How you doin', Jesse?
You almost through?

J.D..

...why don't you go
back to your eatin'?

I feel bad enough about
goin' back on my word of honor.

Let alone looking at the likes
of you while I'm doin' it.

- Now, just git!

Well, I thought
it was just about time

that I oughta find out
what I'm gettin'

whether you lost
your touch or not.

So I'm just gonna take
a nip from one of them jugs.

Just a minute.
Don't you trust me?

- Now, Jesse..
- Don't "Now, Jesse" me.

Oh, take it easy, Jesse.
I'm just gonna take a nip.

You see that, J.D.?

You take one step
towards them bottles

and I'm gonna
smash 'em all.

Don't do that, Jesse.
Don't do that. My goodness.

- Alright, I trust you.
- I trust you too.

Then, get on back to your trough
and let me do my work.

I've had enough
of the both of you.

Ohh..

- Hmm. Hmm.
- Touchy, touchy, touchy.

- Yeah, and then some.
- Well..

You can just add, a very mean
and dangerous bad temper

to what we have learned about
Jesse Duke's character today.

You bet.

And the Duke boys
are innocent of all charges.

So, help me God.

Now, sign it.

The next time
you take a job

make sure the guy
that hires you

doesn't wear white
and smoke cigars.

Gotta get this confession
over to Boss' still site fast.

Bo, look out
for that landslide!

You know, Bo and Luke
went to the fair once

and rode one of them
big time roller coasters.

They fell asleep.

Looks like it's too late
for Rayford's confession

to do Jesse much good.

And that's a 100 jugs on that
truck that he made for Boss.

And Jesse don't even know
that the boys are free.

Jesse Duke Shine.
Just like I promised.

Now, where's my money?

Nah! Not until I sample
what I'm payin' for, Hogg.

If you don't mind.

Jasper, I already tasted it.
What more do you want?

You never had much taste
in anything, Hogg.

Here you go.

Just like I always said, Jesse.
You make the best.

Ohh. Thank goodness.

- Gimme that.
- He makes the best.

I just love it.
I love it.

- Hogg, here's your money.
- Alright.

Eli, let's move
this stuff out of here.

- Ooh! Look at all that money.
- Dah! Da-da-da.

I just wanted
to touch my share.

Just touching it
is your share.

Alright, J.D.,
you got your money.

So now, call Cletus and tell him
to let the boys out of jail.

Umm-um. I can't do
that just yet, Jesse.

Not until you do me one
extra itty-bitty little favor

I almost forgot.

What?

I want you to take your

pickup truck
and move my still

over to a new site
I found in Chickasaw County.

J.D., I ain't about to load

no still in my truck
and go into any county.

I've already broke my sacred
word once. Ain't that enough?

Them charges against
Jesse's boys are so powerful

I just may not be able
to get them off after all.

Alright, J.D., you don't have to
play 'em childish games with me.

- I'll do it.
- Well, alright.

Jesse, I promise you
that's the last thing

I'm gonna ask you to do.

Cross my heart
and hope to die.

What heart?

- Well, go load it up.

I'll tell you where just as soon
as you get everything onboard.

Boss, you know him hauling
that still on his truck

that's not an itty-bitty favor.

- Uh!
- But it won't hurt, I guess.

I know a shortcut
to Cottonwood Gully.

Now if we take this road here,
it oughta cut off five miles.

Alright.

CB? Right in here..

Oh!

Say, you better cover up
everything real good, Jesse.

I mean, it
wouldn't do no good

for the law to see
you carrying those stills now.

What Rosco's doin' is
shutting of Jesse's CB.

'J.D., don't worry
about that. Where to?'

Well, I'll meet you at Lakeland
Crossroads in Chickasaw.

'And I'll give you further
directions from there.'

Now, that's Sheriff Little
from Chickasaw County.

One mean lawman.

The only thing he hates more than people who make moonshine

is people who try
to run it through his county.

'Hello, this is
J.D. Hogg in Hazzard'

'calling Sheriff Little
in Chickasaw.'

What would you say if
I told you that Jesse Duke

was back in the shine business?

Now, you know why Rosco
turned off Uncle Jesse's CB.

A typical double-cross by Boss

informing on Jesse
for carrying a still.

And with the boys
on a different CB channel

not bein' able
to know a thing about it.

But the boys didn't have
the only ears in Hazzard.

Ol' Cooter heard it all.

And, Sheriff Little, listen.
If you wanna nail Jesse Duke

'you'll be able to find him at
Lakeland Corners pretty soon.'

'That's right.
If you hurry, that is.'

Over and out.

That oughta do it.

It ought to.
Boss, you know what?

What?

That's the lowest trick
you've ever pulled.

Yeah, you're right.

Well, you know, practice
makes perfect. Come on.

So Sheriff Little took off

to intercept Uncle Jesse
and that still.

Breaker one, I might be crazy,
but I ain't dumb.

Cra-a-azy Cooter comin' at you.
Any y'all Duke boys

hear me on the Hazzard net?
Come on.

Got you, Cooter.
Come back.

Cooter told the boys their

Uncle Jesse had Boss' still

on his truck
and was heading right into

Sheriff Little's trap
at Lakeland crossing.

...Uncle Jesse over there
at the Lakeland.

Thanks a lot
for the info.

Shepherd, this here is the Lost
Sheep. Come back, Uncle Jesse.

Not knowing that his CB
was off, there was no way

Uncle Jesse could be
warned that he was heading

right into the arms
of Sheriff Little

who was comin'
up on him fast.

It ain't like Uncle Jesse
not to have his ears on.

Well...let's head on
over to Lakeland Crossroads.

Make it quick.

J.D., you no-account,
dirty little..

The rest of what
Old Uncle Jesse said

ain't for tender ears.

But I promise you, friends,
he had the picture.

One thing for sure, Jesse knew that he didn't have time

to stop and get rid
of that still

with Old Sheriff Little
that close behind.

Well, we found Uncle Jesse.

Well, so did
Sheriff Little.

Uncle Jesse, this here's Luke.
You read me now?

Uncle Jesse, you read me now?

He must still be tuned out.
Give him a blast on the horn.

Let him know we're here.

This is Shepherd
to Lost Sheep.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
I thought you boys was in jail.

Oh.

Guess who did that.

This is Shepherd. This is
Shepherd. Can you hear me now?

Loud and clear,
Uncle Jesse.

Luke explained about
the confession

they got from Rayford Flicker

and how they were framed
by old Boss.

There was no need for Ol' Jesse to make that shine ever.

That's why
I never did run no shine.

What I ran was,
uh, two jugs of

well, pretty
top-grade mouthwash.

Friends, I never doubted
that for one minute.

That'll leave
a bad taste in Boss' mouth.

He he. Sure should.

But now, listen, boys.

If I get caught with
this still on my truck

it's just as bad as if
I run the real thing.

Why don't we dump it
in the mud swamp?

That's a pretty good idea.

If we get her in there,
it'd sink clear to China.

Uncle Jesse,
we got an idea.

'Hold her steady.
I'm comin' aboard.'

Bring me up alongside.

- Alright, hold her steady, Bo.
- I got it.

Hold her steady, Uncle Jesse.
I'm joining ya.

Move over now.
Yeah, I got it. I got it.

What's next?

Seems to me
I was taught once

that a body in motion
tends to stay in motion.

Ohh, now I got you.

Good idea!
Go to it, go to it.

Sheriff Little was so mad
about not catching Ol' Jesse

that he plumb forgot
about Bo and Luke

crossin' that county line.

Yep.

Would you look at that.

Boss had to give Jasper Fenwick his money back.

And Jasper and Eli gave
Boss something too.

Rosco, of course,
he got his usual cut.

There. He's got..

Uncle Jesse, it'd be a shame
to waste this.

And so, Uncle Jesse's word
of honor to the government

was still intact.

He never did make any shine.
And he never will.

Uh, that is, except
for medical purposes.

Bottoms up, Uncle Jesse.