All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E14 Dukescam Scam_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fighting the system like a
true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

Once a month, Uncle Jesse's gotta make the mortgage payment

on the farm at Boss Hogg's
bank on time.

And accordin' to
Boss' small friend

on time means to the minute.

'Course the only grace Boss
ever gives is at meal time.

By then he's usually
had a bite or two.

So all the Dukes are
tearing up the roads

just trying to be on time.

And headed out of town on the same road as Emery Potter.

Part time registrar
at the city hall

and chief teller
at Boss Hoggs bank.

Where Emery should be now.

Now, Emery ain't the best
driver in the world.

Bo, you better watch that.
This guy is coming toward us.

'Looks like he wants
both sides of the road.'

I'll be, that was sweet
little ol' Emery Potter

driving like
he's half crazy.

I can't believe it. He generally
walks faster than he drives.

He must be in some trouble.
We best go see what's wrong.

Yeah. Just hold it, just hold
it. We'll do no such thing.

This mortgage payment
was due at midnight last night

which means it's gotta be there
when the bank opens this morning

which is in three minutes.
We're not gonna make it.

Uncle, will you relax?

We're gonna get there with a
minute to spare.

With Bo at the wheel,
I figured Jesse's gonna have

a couple of minutes
to spare, don't you?

'Now there you go, Mr. Derfus.
That should do it.'

Mornin', Rosco.
Now, I'll be right with ya.

- I gotta put this in the vault.
- Oh. I appreciate that.

- Good morning, Rosco.
- Good morning..

- Yeah.

Shoot! Is that all
Boss pays you, Rosco?

Will you hush?

Boss pays me
just fine.

Before taxes, he--

Oh, the money.
The money's gone.

- We've been robbed.
- Oh, no.

Listen, what, who'd come
in here and rob the bank

with a sheriff here? I've been
here since the opening.

Well, all those cash boxes
is empty, sheriff.

And there was bill when
I put 'em in there last night.

- Just Boss Hogg, this morning.

He went in with a suitcase,
came out and left even quicker.

Oh, well, there's Boss Hogg now.
Ask him yourself.

- 'He's carrying a suitcase.'
- 'You scalawag.'

'Don't go jumpin 'to conclusion
that Boss Hogg would steal'

from the good citizens
of Hazzard.

You better have a good reason
for not wanting

to look in that suitcase
he's loading there.

'
- 'Yes.'

'You're still a sheriff, right?'

Rosco, Let's go
get him ourselves.

Here's my payment,
Laverne.

W-wait a minute here.

Give me a hand.

I'm the one who says
"Let's get 'em". Wait for me.

Now, would you just look,
the Dukes and Rosco

in hot pursuit
of Boss Hogg.

I knew a fellow who owned
a rabbit that chased hounds.

Mean.

You gotta remember
that Boss Hogg

was an old ridge runner before he got fat and prosperous.

And he can handle a car..

...so long as it's ain't
one of them foreign jobs.

Boss would have to grease up
to fit in one of them.

Alright, Rosco.
We take him on the right.

You take him
on the left.

'My right, or your left?'

'A-ah. Just forget it.'

Rosco always did have trouble between his left and his right.

'Watch it.'

'Rosco. You douche!'

'What in tarnation
is going on here?'

'Whyyou Dukes
driving like this?'

Rosco, thank goodness
you're on the job.

Look, I want you to arrest them
Dukes for reckless driving.

It's not them, I'm arresting.
I'm arresting you, Boss.

- Alright go put--

Yeah. Put your fat chubby little
hands on the hood of my vehicle.

Go on, go on.
I'm serious.

Yeah. Well, you must've been
drinking berry wine again.

'Why on earth would you
want to arrest me for?'

- Just open that suitcase.
- Well, I will not.

Yes, you will.

- Alright, alright.
- Open it.

- Alright, I'll open it.
- Let's see what's in there.

Look at that.

There ain't nothing
in there but clothes.

Which is what a man usually
takes when he goes

on an overnight
business trip.

You satisfied now,
you knucklehead?

It doesn't make any difference
'cause I'm arresting you anyway.

- Wait a minute.

Listen, I'm sorry. But as long
as I'm sheriff, I'm putting you

under arrest, until I get
to the bottom of this.

Now get in my car.

You Duke boys put
the prisoner's personal facts

in that suitcase, put it
in that vehicle and bring it.

Get in the backseat.
I ain't gonna mention no more.

- This I gotta see.
- I know.

- Get that stuff to the car.
- Yes, sir.

Rosco, I keep telling you.
You are making a big mistake.

I never took no money
from no bank.

Well, I'd like
to believe you.

But I mean if you didn't do it,
then who did

I know. Emery. Emery Potter,
my chief teller. That's who.

I was wondering why he suddenly
up and quit early this morning.

right out of a blue sky.

'I know, he's the one.'

Uh-uh, Rosco.

On our way into the town,
me and the boys, we..

We did see Emery Potter leaving
and he was in a big hurry.

Driving like crazy.

You hear that, Rosco?
You hear that?

You let me out,
and that's a direct order.

It don't make no difference,
you're not getting outta here

until you pay
a $10,000 bail.

Ten thousand dollars?

'I can't get my hands on full
green like that right now.'

All my loose cash
is tied up in a land deal

I got going over
in Colonial City.

That's just tough, you're gonna
have to stay in here

till a circuit judge
comes here tomorrow.

'Listen, I'm terribly sorry.'

Jesse. Old friend. Um..

You wouldn't put up the bail
money for me now, would you?

Me?

$10,000?

'JD, you of all people know
I ain't got that kinda money'

to put up for bail for you,
even if I wanted to put it up.

Which I don't.

You got the money, Jesse.
I mean, there's your farm.

And the mortgage aside.
There's plenty of equity there.

That's collateral enough.

You must be a half bubble off.

No way Jesse's gonna
put up the farm.

- No, sir.
- 'Jesse.'

I'm asking you
for old time's sake.

I mean,
old, old times.

'Like in 1938..'

...at steel site number 22.

Got a good memory, JD.

That's askin' a lot.

But alright.
I'll do it.

Rosco, you got a paper
or something for me to sign?

Well, oh, yeah. Right here.

- Uncle Jesse, look, you said..
- I know what I said.

- But this is different.
- No, it ain't different

It's Boss Hogg.
Nothing's different.

Just hush hush
and hear me out.

See..

Forty five years ago, when we
was running shine together.

There'd come a day when
it was the other way around.

The revenuers arrested me
and threw me in jail.

Yeah, that's right.

And JD here, he could've turned
his back on me. But he didn't.

Mm-hm.
That's right.

He sold his end of the shine
and used the money to get me

out of jail, which is what
I'm gonna do for him right now.

Now, Jesse.

You sure you wanna do this?

A debt's a debt.

Especially, if it's
a Duke debt.

I'm sure.

'I owed you one, JD.'

This is it.

Come on, boys.

I'm sorry,
Uncle Jesse. I..

I just can't help feeling
Boss is up to something.

I wish we could've
talked to Emery Potter

before you signed
that piece of paper.

Now just hold it
a minute. Both of you.

Do you think for one minute that
Emery Potter could have anything

to do with stealing money
from a bank?

- No, sir.
- I didn't think so.

Well, then, forget about it.
Let's go home.

Yes, sir.

Now, I smell something.

And it ain't down wind
from the outhouse.

- Rosco.

We've done it.

- We've done it.

- We done it.
- We've done it.

- We done it.
- We've done it.

We scammed the Dukes.
We scammed the Dukes.

- The biggest scam of all time.
- I love it, I love it.

- Hey.

When I don't show up in court
tomorrow, the whole Duke farm

mule, plough and goats,
the whole shebang

is forfeited
to the bail bondsman.

- Namely you.
- Namely me.

Love it.
I love it.

And then, all I gotta do,
after the judge leaves town

is show the good folks
of Hazzard that their money

is still safe and sound right
there in the bank vault

like it always was.

Bam.

Now, I gotta get started
on my 24 hour hide-out.

Right.

You got everything all set up
out there just like I told you?

Are you kidding me? It's gonna
be a home away from home.

Oh, good, good.

Now remember, you bring me
all my meals on time.

- On time.
- Every three hours.

- On the dot.
- On the dot.

Starting out with a big plate
of my favorite, raw liver.

I got a craving for it, can't
get enough of it these days.

Rosco, I'm gonna
celebrate with raw liver.

With raw liver.

Raw liver. Yuck!

Breaker one. Might be crazy,
but I ain't dumb.

Crazy Cooter
coming at you.

Anyhow, Dukes' home
on Hazzard net, come on.

We got you.
Come back.

Didn't uncle Jesse just go
JD Hoggs bail on something?

'Ain't figured out why, but you
heard the story right.'

Well, I got some
bad news for you.

Boss, just snuck outta here
like a hound dog with his tail

'tween his legs
and he had his bags.

That tell anything?

It's good to know.
Much obliged, Cooter.

Stay close,
we'll get back to you.

Now that van's what I call
a smart hideout.

If ol' Boss don't like
where he's heading out

he can drive his hideout
to where he wants to be.

Why that low down,
dirty, contemptible--

Just hold on a second,
Uncle Jesse.

You really figure that
Boss means to jump bail?

I mean to find out whether
he's jumping bail or not.

Turn this
car around.

- Uncle Jesse, would you--
- Turn it around!

Bo, watch the road.

That's Les Seymour's truck. Ol' Les can't even drive nails.

It's getting so a fella can't
drive anywhere no more.

That was close.

Head on back
to farm, cuz.

No, we're going in the direction
we're headed right now

which is back to town. Rosco's
got some explaining to do.

About JD leaving town
and it better be good.

- Now let's get back there.
- Yes, sir.

See, you don't have mange.
Lot of dogs have mange. If..

Ho-whoa!

Ah..

Oh. Hello, Bo. Luke,
and Jesse.

I can tell by your silence that
you're upset about something.

Well, listen. You shouldn't be.
I mean, just take it easy.

Just-just take it easy.

Take it easy?
When my farm's at stake?

Rosco, it was your
sworn duty to instruct JD

and not let him leave town
till after the trial.

- Well, I-I..
- 'Don't wellme.'

Cooter saw JD leaving town
with all his suitcases packed.

That's right. Now he's gone
and jumped bail. Thanks to you.

Well, maybe he went
on a picnic.

You know, picnics are nice.

Rosco. This ain't funny.

My farm's at stake.

Look. Will you all just
go about your business?

I haven't got time
for such piddly things.

I got more important things
to take care of.

More important things? I'll give
you something important..

I'll give you something
important to do at the hospital.

Let me loose. Let me at him.

Is he gone?
Good thing, boy.

You would've torn him
limb from limb, wouldn't you?

Don't go to sleep.

- Just let me go.
- Alright.

Let me collect
myself a minute.

'
- Just calm down, Uncle.

- Don't let him rattle ya.

- He's an idiot.
- I know that.

But what we gotta do
is find Boss ourselves.

And make sure he shows up
to that trial tomorrow.

But Boss knows
the county awful good.

Better get Cooter
and Daisy to help us.

Yeah, good idea.

Also, it's time somebody
talked to Emery Potter.

Come on. Let's get going.
We'll head over to Cooters'.

We've never seen you
that mad, Uncle Jesse.

- Hey, Cooter.
- 'Hey, y'all.'

And so, things were
put in motion

for the Dukes' manhunt
of Boss Hogg.

Friends, I wouldn't
want 'em after me.

Boss Hogg did what?

'He skipped town.'

Daisy was supposed
to pick up Cooter in town

and head out to the Potter
house to find Emery.

The boys and Jesse
would cover as many of

Boss' old moonshine sites that Boss might be hiding out at.

There's no sign of Boss
near the old silver mine.

Where they just
fixed the road.

And no sign of him
at Dry Creek.

And there wasn't merely
a trace at Dead End Canyon.

Pretty tricky.

Using a camouflage net to cover his portable hide out.

And Boss wasn't inside
the old Indian cave.

Uh...that wasn't Boss.

But it does sound a little
like his wife Lulu Hogg.

There ain't no sign of JD
at Meadow Falls, Luke.

Or at Claire Creek.

'Now, I'm gonna go on down
to Hidden Pines and check.'

Okay, Uncle Jesse.

We still got Chestnut Creek
and Chicken Hog road to cover.

Over and out.

'
- Right here, Daisy.

We're at Emery's place. But he
ain't. Son says, he's fishing.

'That could be a dozen places.'

'Could be any of
two dozen places.'

There's Dry River Creek, that
is, if the creek ain't dry.

There's Catfish creek and
he could be in any one of 'em.

And there's Hard Labor Creek,
and Catfish Creek.

We'll check out as many places
as we can. Over and out.

And there's Corn Cob Creek,
and the Stink water river and..

...there's Yellow River
and there's..

Right now,
it's Boss we gotta find.

This is one time he hid
himself real good.

I don't understand,
how somebody that fat

could hide a stomach
that big.

I'd give anything to see
that white belly poking out.

Yeah, Boss can eat more than
any two people I've ever seen.

Hey, that's it.

Wherever he's at,
he's gotta eat, don't he?

Yeah.

In a situation like this,
with him hid out

who's most likely
gonna be spoon feedin' him?

Rosco P Coltrane.

I'll be right back, Flash.
Oh, good, good.

Now Luke's plan was
plain and simple.

He'd follow Rosco
and General Lee.

But just in case Luke was
spotted by Rosco and lost him

well, good old Bo
would be right there

when Rosco joined
Boss at his hideout.

I don't want you to say
a word to Rosco, you hear me?

instrumental music]

Good stuff.
Good stuff.

Flash, would you git?

'What?'

What'd you say, Flash?

There for a minute, I thought
you were a backseat driver.

Flash, I'm a little confused.

Is that North on Mill road,
or is that South?

Dang!

O-oh! There's the Dukes.

We gotta loose 'em or the Boss
gonna have our hides for sure.

Come on.

We knows to drive good. Who said
we couldn't out

It's eating time.

Good girl, Flash.

Boss Is that
three knocks and then two

or is it two knocks
and then three?

'
- It's Rosco.

- 'It's three then two.'
- Oh, yes it is.

Oh, never mind now.
Never mind. Come on in.

Oh, good news, good news.

'Good things
to chomp on.'

'I'm starved for my raw liver.'

- 'Turkey'
- 'Yeah, well.'

'You brought turkey?'

I told you
to bring raw liver.

- That's the best they could do.

Yeah? Look at this. You've
already been nibbling on it too.

Just a little. It's good.
Good, I tell you.

- It looks like a fat Boss Hogg.
- Oh, come on, now.

'It looks like I'm gonna have
to eat the turkey instead.'

'And you keep your hands off.'

'You ain't getting any of this.
You just stand over there.'

Luke, this is Bo.
You got your ears on?

Yeah, I'm here, cuz. Feeling
pretty silly about losing you.

I'll tell you that much.
Where you at?

Well...far as I can tell,
I'm at the..

...cut off near
Rim Fire Gully.

'They're next to me, so when you
come, come in slow and easy.'

I'm on my way.

Where's he at?

He's up in the van
behind them trees.

You sure Boss
is in there?

I didn't see him, but I did
hear Rosco giggling.

You know you can't mistake
that giggle nowhere.

I wanna be sure. You don't want
him nailing us for trespassing.

- That's true.
- 'Too late you already are.'

Freeze.

And that "Freeze" is the sound of the Dukes farm being lost.

Did you just see? I got you.
You can't outsmart me.

You let these two boys
follow you, didn't you?

Don't you blame him. We didn't
follow him. We followed you.

- Naughty, naughty.

This mean you ain't
showing up at the trial?

Maybe.

You snookered Uncle Jesse into
puttin' up our farm as bail?

'Could be.'

If you don't show up,
you keep the farm, right?

Looks like it,
don't it?

I suppose you sent Emery off
somewhere so it'll look like

'he took the money.'

You boys got the
whole picture, ain't you?

Yeah. And don't try
to find Potter neither.

'Cause you can't find him
down at old Hoopy Pond.

- 'No matter how good you look.'
- Rosco!

- You told them where he is.

No, I didn't. I didn't even
mention your fishing cottage.

A-ah! N-not another word.

'Thanks to you
they know too much.'

Take 'em and book 'em
for trespassing

and put them in jail
till the trial's over.

Alright, get over and put your
hands on that patrol car. Go on.

We'll mess with you.

Listen Boss, now what are
you gonna do?

I'm gonna have to drive my
hideout to another hideout.

And when I get there,
I'll let you know where I am.

So you can bring me
another tray of food.

Only this time, make sure
you bring my favorite.

Raw Liver.

That's right.

Alright, come on.
What are you waiting for?

Get these boys off,
will you?

Alright now, Dukes.

Get back in there, and get in
the back seat of that car.

Rosco, what make you think
we're gonna do that?

'Cause I'm gonna
make you do it.

Now get in the back seat.
I'm not kidding with you.

Rosco, we'll help you
outta here.

Hold on.

There you go, we got you
started now. It's all yours.

If you calm down you'll get
yourself out in an hour.

'Freeze. Freeze.'

'Freeze. Freeze.'

Freeze!

That's Bill, he's so steady
that he can lay down

a paint line on a gravel road
and it would last.

Hazzard County had to float
a barn to get that cleaned.

Alright, this here's
where we lose Rosco.

Bingo.

Move it, Flash.

They pulled that "disappearing
into thin air" act on us again.

Boss ain't gonna like this.
Ain't gonna like this one bit.

- Lord knows where Boss is now.
- We can forget about him now.

We gotta get Emery Potter
to that trial.

Well, right now, Boss ain't
standing. He's hiding.

And it ain't behind Hazzard.

It's behind that billboard.

Oh, Rosco.
Ain't you something?

You finally rustled me up
my favorite, raw liver.

It sure is good news.

Well, that is good news.
But I got a little bad news.

Don't tell me them Duke boys
never went to jail.

- They didn't get to jail.
- I knew it.

But, Boss, it wasn't really
all my fault, see..

They just seemed
to disappear in thin air.

One minute they were there and
another minute and they...poof.

They were gone.

I wish I could say "poof"
and find you gone, dodo.

- Emery. Emery Potter.
- Oh. I'll let him in.

- Not here, lamebrain. There.

At my fishing cottage,
over on the Hoopy Pond.

Thanks to you
spilling the beans

that's the first place them
Duke boys are gonna head for.

- Oh, that's right.
- 'Yeah.'

Emery.

Emery Potter.

Emery Potter!

'This is JD Hogg
calling Emery Potter.'

Yes sir, Mr. Hogg?

'Come in, come in, Emery.'

Say hello from Rosco.

Well, he ain't
come on yet.

You got your ears on
out there, Emery?

This is Emery, Mr. Hogg.
You want me?

That's why I called you,
Emery.

'Now, look.'

Them Duke boys, they maybe
headed there to see you

and I don't want 'em to.
You got it?

Why not, Mr. Hogg?
They're nice boys.

Never you mind how nice
they are. You just listen.

Now, I'm the one who pays your
salary, which you're gonna lose

unless you find a hideout away
from that cottage long enough

until you make sure
them Duke boys don't see you.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.

Bye.

- Well, that's that, Rosco.
- 'That's it.'

Now, I can really celebrate.

Celebrate.

Oh, my! Oh, my!

In just a little while,
Judge Buford Potts

is gonna call up
my case in court.

'And then, guess what?'

You won't...be there.

'I ain't gonna be there'.

And then, ten minutes later..

The Duke farm will
be ours by default.

The Duke farm will be mine
by default.

Yeah, yeah.
Well, of course, I may just..

...find something for you.

I don't know may be, um,
tenth of an acre.

Boss, what could I grow
on a tenth of an acre.

Well, I don't know.

But whatever it is,
it better grow straight up.

Or it'd be trespassing
on my land.

You're sure you don't want
any of this?

- It's pretty good.
- 'No, no.'

- Take some.
- Boss, that's alive.

I know it.

Aah! Hmm!

'Yee-haw!'

- Emery!
- Emery!

Emery! Emery Potter,
you in there?

- Emery!

Yeah, he's got some coffee
on the stove.

Burner's going and he's got
clothes hangin' in the back.

The car's still here.

Must mean he's out there
on that lake somewhere.

We best go find him.

A pond that size,
it could take hours to find him.

We got just enough time
to get back in the town

meet Uncle Jesse
for court convenes.

We ought to be there.

Let's go.

You drive.

'Yaa-hoo!'

There's one fish story,
he ain't gonna brag about.

Here ye, here ye.
Circuit court of Hazzard County

is now in session.

Honorable Buford P Potts
presiding.

I'm ready to hear
the case of

the State versus
Jefferson Davis Hogg

'on charge of embezzlement.'

Where is JD Hogg, sheriff?

Oh, um, Your Honor,
he's not here.

You know that little weasel
just took off and jumped bail.

And you what the bail was,
don't you?

It's Jesse Dukes' farm,
eh, collateral.

Your Honor, this whole thing
about bail and collateral

it's-it's just some scheme
that Boss worked up

to get his hands
on my uncle's farm.

Simmer down, son.
You're outta order.

Here ye, here ye. Simmer down,
son. You're outta order.

Yes, sir.

'Thank you, bailiff.'

Now, first off,
I'm issuing a warrant

for the arrest of JD Hogg
for not showing up.

Oh, uh, what about the bail?

I'll get to the bail, sheriff,
if you let me finish.

'And I'll be back in a week
to hear this case'

if you catch him.

- Now, about the bail.

- Shut up, Sheriff!
- Shut up, Rosco!

Cletus, just because
you're the bailiff

don't give you that right
to call me Rosco

and tell me to shut up.

Well, I got the right, sheriff.
And I said shut up.

O-oh, that's different.

Now, Mr. Duke, I'm sorry,
but the law is the law.

And JD Hogg, not showing up
for this hearing forces me

to forfeit the bail
you put up for him.

Oh, no, sir,
you can't take our farm.

- It's all we got.
- Sit down, son.

Yes, sir.

But that's the law.

And the law is all I got.

Now, look here,
judge. We..

Now, Cooter, Cooter.
Just sit down.

It's my fault for trusting JD
in the first place.

- Court is adjourned.
- Court's adjourned!

Cletus, one of these days,
I'm gonna adjourn you

upside the head, you dipstick!

Well, let's go home and..

...start packing.

Where are we gonna go?

Where are we gonna live
without that farm, Uncle Jesse?

I don't know, girl.

I just don't know, girl.

Y'all welcome to stay out at
my place as long as you like.

- Much obliged, Cooter.
- Yeah, thanks a lot, buddy.

You know, it's funny.

After all these years..

...and it finally
comes down to it

JD turns out to be..

...the winner.

- Cooter!
- 'Yes, sir.'

- Go, get Rosco.
- Yes, sir.

JD, where was you when
the trial was a

I, well, what in tarnation
are you talking about, Jesse?

You mean,
I missed the trial?

So I did.
Oh, ain't that a shame?

That's right. Thanks to you,
we lost our farm.

You got some pretty low things
in your time, Boss.

We might've
lost that farm.

That judge did issue
a warrant for your arrest.

Now, boys, boys.
Just, just be calm.

JD, like Luke says here,
we did lose the farm.

But we're gonna be happy
to see you rot away in jail

for stealing the money
from that bank.

Rosco, you heard the judge.
Arrest him.

- Ooh!
- Hold on! Hold on!

- There ain't been no crime.
- No.

I mean, I never took no bank
money. And I can prove it.

- That's right, that's right.

Where's the money you stole
from that bank?

Where bank money
belongs, Jesse.

- Right in the bank vault.
- Yeah.

Tucked away so nice, even
Ms. Laverne couldn't find it.

- She couldn't find it.

And if you don't
believe me, come on.

- Follow me and I'll show you.
- Follow us.

The money is right in there,
safe and sound.

Just follow me
if you still don't believe me.

'Alright. Get back here.'

Just come along and I'll show
you, with your own eyes.

Now, we usually keep
our cash money

on this side of this thing.
Right there.

Ms. Laverne's been getting it
right over there for years.

What I did was, I moved it
all over to this side.

And there it's still yours,
every penny.

Stay back here.

I don't want you...oh!

Don't close the door!

- Rosco!

Look, what you did?
You closed the dang vault.

Really..

Don't...you..

Laverne, looks like
Rosco locked

Uncle Jesse and Boss
in the vault.

You mind opening it up for us?

Oh, my lord!

I don't know the combination
and it's on a time lock.

That's great. Now we're
gonna have to wait.

- Thanks a lot, Rosco.
- Well..

It'll be too late by then, Bo.

When that vault door is shut,
there ain't no more than

an hour's worth of air
left in there.

Forget the air, friends,
I don't figure Boss could

last that long
without eating.

Are you kiddin', lady?

You mean, there is only sixty
minutes of air in there?

No, Rosco, you're wrong, there's
only fifty-eight minutes left.

'Everybody outside. Rosco!'

Look at the monitor,
I hope you're looking at it.

'Cause I'm gonna give you
the combination.

- 'Hey, look!'
'

What's Boss
tryin' to tell us?

I think he's tryin' to
tell us the combination.

That's-that's three to..

- No, it's five to the right.
- Yeah, right.

Shoot, I don't think
he remembers what it is.

'Now, just calm down, J.'

I'm making a clean slate.
Now just start all over.

But I can't, Jesse, I can't.
I just can't because..

...my mind's so swimmy headed
from being locked up in here.

There's all 'em numbers
just twisting

and tumbling all around.
I can't remember one of 'em.

Relax, JD.

'Oh, Rosco.'

What we ought to do
is get a bag full of dynamite

- And blow this shocker open.
- Yeah!

There ain't enough dynamite
in Hazzard to blow that.

There must be
ten inches of steel there.

I got me a half power drill,
says I can get in there.

That'd take too long,
we've only got..

Shoot! We only got
fifty-minutes left.

'Is there anybody else who knows
the combination of that vault?'

'Oh, just Boss Hogg,
Luke, sorry.'

No, wait! Emery.

- Emery Potter, he knows it.
- Whoo!

Shoot! Emery's over
to Hoopy Pond, ain't he?

Means we got some
heavy driving, Duke.

- C'mon, hurry.
- Go.

I authorize you to
break every law in the book.

Five...to the right.

No, it ain't it.
It ain't it

I can't do it.
I forgot everything.

That's a good idea, JD,
I tell you what..

We'll just sit down here
and relax.

You try to think
of them numbers.

Yeah.

Jesse.

I got some bad news for you.

What with that door
shut tight like that

'we only got enough air
left for forty-six minutes.'

And then..

...it's curtains.

Hi, Laverne, uh, I'd like
to cash what's left

of my paycheck, please.

Why are Cousin Boss
and Uncle Jesse on the news?

Cletus, you dipstick,
they're not on the news.

They're-they're in the vault.

- Three-four-five-four, um.
- Relax, relax, JD.

You're not going to think of it.
Just relax.

I guess, I ain't, Jesse.

I'm afraid we're doomed.

We doomed!

We're gonna get out of here.

I know them boys of mine.
They'll get us out.

You just gotta keep the faith.

Yeah, well, they better
hurry up, Jesse.

We only got
thirty-nine minutes left

till we meet our maker.

JD, we got forty-one minutes.

Here we are in our last hours
and you're trying

to cheat me outta two minutes.

Sorry. Force of habit.

'Can you imagine that,
them giggling and laughing?'

Forty minutes to live
and they're laughing.

That's brave.

We're almost there.

'Oh, mate! It's the Duke boys.'

And Emery remembered
what Boss said.

You let them Duke boys
find you and you're fired.

Wasn't about to be found.

- Yep.

What in tarnation to think
Emery is running away from us?

I don't know,
but he must be scared.

He don't drive
that fast usually.

Hey, Emery, you got
your ears on?

Emery Potter, this is Luke Duke
right behind you. Come back.

Emery, this here is Luke.

I ain't sure whether
you can hear me or not

but if you can, listen up,
this is an emergency, Emery.

I'm truly sorry, Luke,
but I can't talk to you.

Boss Hogg said I'd
lose my job, if I do.

Look, we don't care
about that now.

We need your help. You got to
open up the bank vault.

Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse
are locked in there.

Ah! Wh..

Come on, Emery.

The boys explained the facts
to old Emery pretty fast.

With there being
only twenty minutes

of air left in that vault.

Besides, that mean Emery didn't have to eat no more fish.

In it, Bo.

- Get in here, Emery.
- I'm trying.

Come on, Emery.

Are you sure you remember
the combination?

I sure do.

Twelve to the right,
ten to the left

and seven to the right.

- I won't, I won't.

I really am truly sorry, Jesse..

...that I pulled off
this phony bank robbery

so I could get your farm
by jumping bail.

Can you forgive me for that?

I like to wring your neck
for that.

I'm too weak.

I guess I have to forgive you.

You're a good man, Jesse.

12 to the right,
10-7-10 to the left

seven to the right.

Alright, Emery, hold on.

Whoa!

I think he ought to
take up skeet ball.

- Ah, yeah.

What is it? Keep running.

Well, I was just thinking.

About what?
Tell me about it JD.

Well, I was wondering..

...if you'd promise me,
we'd stay friends..

...when we both go through
them pearly gates.

I promise.

That is, if I make it
in that direction.

You'll make it, JD.

I got a friend there.

Even though I tried to cheat you
out of your farm?

Even though.

Hallelujah.

Emery! Come on.

- Don't forget the numbers.
- Emery, here you go.

Twelve to the right, ten to the
left and seven to the right.

Come on.

Hurry, boys!
They're looking real bad.

- Come on.
- 'Here.'

Twelve to the...twelve-twelve..

Come on.

- Emery!
- Get him out of the way.

He said them numbers so many
times I know them by heart.

Twelve to the right..

You better hurry up,
they don't look too good.

...to the left...alright..

It ought to about do it.

Fingers crossed!

- Ah!
- Alright.

- He's alright.
- Come on.

Boss, you're okay?

Huh! Well, JD, we made it.

Yeah, them pearly gates' gonna
have to wait a while for us.

And you're gonna
make it too, JD.

Since you confessed, shuckin'
and jivin' me out of my farm.

Oh, Jesse Duke, shame on you.

I never said no such thing.

You must've been
hallucinating in there.

'Why, you lying..'

JD, I heard you confess
loud and clear in there.

Well, it's your word
against mine, ain't it?

No, sorry,
that farm is mine.

Laverne, aside from
that TV monitor

'is there some sorta
tape recorder in there?'

Yeah, it sure does, Luke,
there's a little cassette

right there at the side.

What tape rec..
Oh, tape recorder!

- Give me that!
- No, no, no.

Listen up, Boss,
now you've got a choice.

Now, either we can
call Judge Potts

back into town
to listen to this.

- Or else we make a deal.

Your confession in return
for that bail bond agreement.

- Yeah, but..
- Come on.

Alright, agreed!
You have my word on it.

'Hold it, Duke.'

JD, I know about your word.

I want the word
of a ridge runner.

- Done.
- Done.

And the ridge runner's word
is sealed in spit or blood.

And lasts as long
as the hills.

Of course, even the hills
are liable to change

in Hazzard county.