All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E13 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

The Duke boys know how to enjoy three things .

Girls, fast cars and peaceful
mornings in Hazzard County.

'Cause girls change,
cars wear out

and Hazzard mornings
don't stay peaceful long.

'Here. There go them Duke boys.'

'I'm gonna have me some fun.'

Hi, boys.

- Hey, come on, old man.

Would you ease up?

Bye-bye, Duke boys.
Ha ha ha..

'Hope they enjoy their swim.'

Deal.

Dang it. He did that
on purpose. I don't believe it.

You'll believe it
when Cooter gives us a bill

for towing us outta here,
that's for sure.

Give him a call.

One of these days,
I'm gonna learn to swim.

Well, there he is again.

Besides being mean as a snake, I wonder how come he knew

the Duke boys,
and they didn't know him.

And Rosco, once more
I'm tellin' you

if you wanna keep on being
Sheriff around here

you'll slap a parking ticket
on every car in this town.

- But..
- Whether it's parked or no.

What good is that gonna do?
There's nobody here in town.

They're up there at that
drive-in at that swamp meet.

There's gotta be
a few folks left around here

who ain't got no money to go
to no swamp meet.

Well, then how're they gonna pay
for a parking ticket?

They can pay with I-O-U's.
That's how. I'll take anything.

That's what I love about you,
Boss. You're all wallet.

- Yeah.
- You..

- I don't know.

But I don't think
he's gonna make it.

Probably plant him
with the spring crops.

Why, Jefferson Davis Hogg.
You fat ol' rascal.

You know how long it's been
since I bounced you on my knee?

Well, it must been at least 50
years, 'cause that was

the only time he was thin enough
to bounce on anybody's knee.

You hush up, will you?

Well, look, I couldn't have
bounced on your knee

or your lap
or your nothing.

'Cause I never saw you before
in my whole life.

Maybe you oughta take
a closer look.

Wait a minute.

That whiney voice.

Them shifty eyes.

Them sweaty palms.
A-ah!

You can't be nobody in this
whole wide world except..

'...my no-good nephew,
Hughie Hogg.'

And them fast-as-lightning
hands just stole my wallet.

I've got him
with the evidence.

You give me that,
you varmint.

Just keepin' in practice,
Uncle Boss.

Boss, you want me to kick
his posterior outta town

or you want me to throw
him into the slammer?

That depends on how much
of him is left

after I get my hands on him.

Don't you get behind me,
you little weasel.

I haven't forgiven you
for firin' me as Sheriff

when you tried to take over
Hazzard last year.

Now, who cares
what he did to you?

- Oh.
- Oh, gee..

Wait, Uncle Hogg.

Look, that was
the old Hughie Hogg.

This is the new Hughie Hogg.
I've turned over a new leaf.

No more tricks
and no more lies.

Is that what you call dressing
up like your own grandfather?

It's the only way
you wouldn't throw me

outta town before
I spoke my piece, Uncle Boss.

Well, it won't work.

Come right down here, you viper,
so I can give you

the spankin' you deserve.

And nothing you say will
talk me outta it.

Not even if I could serve you
a multi million dollar fortune

on a silver platter?

Excepting that.

Uh, Rosco, just assist my nephew
in coming down off this desk..

Be careful, now.

...so that this very clever boy

can tell me exactly

what he has in mind.

- Right on in, Uncle Boss.
- Oh.

I keep tellin' y'all

General Lee is not

I repeat, not
an amphibious vehicle.

Ain't gonna
run y'all much.

Yeah, now it's gonna cost that
old man his one fender painting.

Hey, you know we oughta
send him the bill.

That'd be easy enough to do
if we knew where he lived

or who he was.

"Uh-huh. Hogg's Happy Hacienda,
in the heart of Hazzard."

"100, Hazzard Square."

Yeah, you always wanted
to build them Hoggaminiums.

- Yeah, yeah.

That was the idea,
Hughie. It sure was.

But, you know somethin',
I never could get started on it.

On account of,
I just don't own that key lot

right smack dab in the middle.

Well now, supposing I could get
you that key lot, Uncle Boss

would it be worth $25,000?

Well, sure.

But you better have
a fool-proof plan

or you ain't getting
one thin dime.

- Deal.

You already own the mortgage
on that property

just foreclose on it.

What
What kinda plan is that?

The boss here's been
foreclosing for years.

Yeah, you can't foreclose
if the property owner keeps up

his payments and this fellow
pays off like clockwork.

- Yeah, tick-tock tick-tock.
- Hmm.

I know, Uncle Boss,
but supposing I could unwind

that clock a little
and fix it so he can't make

that payment on time.

Oh, I see.

If you do that, you'll be richer
by about 25,000 simoleons.

Oh, exactly where
is this key lot?

- Oh, right out there.
- Yeah, out there.

'That says "Cooter's Garage".'

See.

Oh, yeah.
That's Cooter's garage.

- That's...Cooter's garage.
- Cooter's garage.

Which will soon
be only a memory..

...thanks to this fine
upstanding young man.

Better believe it, Uncle Boss.

Unless of course,
your meat-headed Sheriff here

fouls up my plan.

How would you like
for me to knock you in a--

'Uh-huh.'

Considering the trouble
coming up

they'd be better off
singing hymns.

'Cause they're gonna need
all the help they can get.

Y'all, I'll have this ol' boy
rolling in no time.

Meanwhile, why don't you just
borrow that thing over there?

- The keys are in it.
- Thanks, Cooter, appreciate it.

We better..
Uncle Jesse will get excited

if we're late for lunch.

Yeah, cuz, I'm hungry.

See y'all, now.

- Fat chance, brother.
- Come on. Radio works.

Good m-mornin', sonny.

Sir, I believe you dropped
somethin' here.

Why, you wallet-snatcher.
That's my wallet.

Help, I've been mugged.
Police.

Never fear, Sheriff Rosco P.
Coltrane's here and deputy.

- Yeow.
- Alright, Cletus.

- Let's do our duty.
- Yes, sir.

- Whoa. A-argh!
- Oh. Ah-h.

- Cooter, y'all behave..
- Alright, arrest him.

Rosco, you gotta be
outta your mind.

All I did was pick up
this old fella's wallet.

That why...put him in jail.

He mugged me and attacked a poor
old defenseless senior citizen.

No disrespect intended,
sir, but

Rosco, he ain't quite playing
with a full deck, you know.

Oh, you just hush
and tell it to the judge.

Alright, Cletus, get over there
and cuff him and stuff him.

- Yeah yeah.
- Gnarl!

Huh! Has he had his shots?

That was almost too easy.

Now, knowing Hughie, what I'm waitin' for is a double-cross.

Ah.

Hello.

Well, if you're timin'
ain't right on

they're walking in
the door right now.

It's for you.

- It's Cooter.

- Yeah.

Hey, Cooter, what's up?

Yeah, I'll give you one guess.

The place I'm at, they don't
have no TV, food's terrible

and you get one phone call.

You've been arrested?

'What?'

What for?

Uh, you got it,
bad city, huh.

Some of Rosco's mess
Sheriff Coltrane.

Muggin' the elderly or swipin'
a wallet or something.

You want me to go on?

Just sit tight and we'll try
coming up with a bail.

Thanks, y'all.

Ow-w-w.

- Yeah, he's in jail.

I don't think we got $25
between the bunch of us.

Hold everything.

Long as we got the pink slip
to the pick-up, we got money.

Follow me.

It's folks like old Jesse
that sometimes makes

the rough spots better.

It's folks like Boss, that
helps make the rough spots.

What do you mean
you can't set bail?

Boss, that just ain't right.

Look here, Dukes. Muggin' is one
of your most serious crimes.

And I ain't about to
turn this mugger loose

so he can prey on
more mug-ees.

Boss, Cooter is no mugger
and you know it.

Well, maybe he is
and maybe he ain't.

But I'll be happy
to turn him loose..

...right after he's declared
not guilty at his trial.

When's that gonna be?

Well, as soon as
the circuit judge gets here.

Which is..

The end of next week?

'That's what he said.'

Knew I never should
have trusted Boss.

Took out a backup mortgage on
the garage to fix the place up

and pay his due
by the end of next week.

He'll foreclose quicker than
mineral-swimmin' nickel dipper.

Well, then that's why he
wouldn't let us post your bail.

He wants to take over
the garage.

- Yeah.
- Don't make sense.

I just can't see Boss fixing
flats and pumping gas.

Me neither.

I-I-I can make the payment
if I get out.

I got plenty of work to do,
I just can't do it in here.

As long as you got the work,
we've got the hands.

We'll make sure
that payment's made.

- You got it.

- We all will.
- I really appreciate that.

We'll do it
if it kills us.

Better keep an eye out
for that old codger.

I think
we already met him.

From your description,
he sounds like

that guy that ran us
off the road into the drink.

Just like I told you,
Uncle Boss.

Cooter went for it
like a bear after a honey-pot.

Yeah, he sure did.

I'm real glad you're back
with me, Hughie.

I mean, you've really restored
my faith in human nature.

You're still the same sneaky
low-down, double-crossing

back-biting, ah-ah..

- Slick talking side winder.
- Yeah, that too.

Well, thank you, Uncle Boss.

I always try to follow
your fine example.

Oh, that's nice.

See, I figured learning
about disguises

would be real helpful
to me someday.

So, I took theatre arts in
college when I was majoring

in criminal law.

Oh, you studied
to be a lawyer?

No, a criminal.

Ah ho ho ho, well,
that's more like it.

Only, you didn't study
long enough.

- Lookie there.

'Is that what you call
closing down a garage?'

Uh...dang that Cooter!

He's got Bo and Luke
working for him.

Don't worry, Uncle Boss,
I can get rid of them too.

Yeah, well, you better.

- Yeah, that's as good as new.

- It should be.

Paying Cooter good money
for this.

Yeah.

- I don't know.

- Just freeze it right there.
- Hold it right there.

- Put your hands on the hood.

- Not you, Cletus.
- Cletus.

Rosco, what did we do this time?
We ain't done nothin' wrong.

That's wrong, you've violated
your probation by cohorting

with a known criminal.

The only known criminal
in these parts is Boss

and we ain't
cohortin' with him.

No, you got
the wrong criminal.

You've been
cohorting with Cooter.

Oh, Cletus,
you must be crazy.

How can you call
Cooter a criminal?

He's in jail isn't he?
That's good enough for me.

Now you all
come along peaceful

or am I gonna add resisting
arrest to your charges?

Please, put it down.

Alright. See the trouble is..

Wait, hey!

You dipstick, after them,
after them.

Oh...oh, that's smart.

I'm tired of being scuffed
by those Dukes!

They're gainin'.

Come on, General.

Bo, look up ahead,
that bridge is out.

I knew it. I was kinda
countin' on that. Hang on.

Hang on

Ye-e-a-haw!

Cletus, watch this.

Your superior officer's
gonna show you some driving

you ain't never
gonna forget.

Oh, God. Cletus.

- 'Cletus!'
- Wha..

I guess he must have
meant, divinglesson.

'Cletus..'

Nothin' wrong with him that
a nice warm towel won't fix.

I wish I'd say
the same for Cooter.

First that old guy
frames him into jail.

When we try getting him out,
Rosco does the same to us.

You don't suppose they're
in cahoots with boss, do ya?

'I suppose so.'

We gotta prove it
quick or else

Cooter's gonna lose
that garage for keeps. Let's go.

'I don't believe it.'

'Now, they got Daisy and Jesse
working at the garage.'

- 'Why those--'
- Dang them Dukes.

Whatever you do,
they keep a-coming.

Yeah, don't worry.
I'll keep them a-going.

Yeah? Well, you better
do it fast, Hughie.

'Cause if them Dukes earn
enough money to make

Cooter's mortgage payment,
I'm gonna have to put you

in jail instead of him.

- Uh..

Yes, sir. I do.

The only way to clear Cooter
was to get grandpa

to drop the charges.

Only, the boys had to find him, before the law found them.

Hey, Ms. Chestdale.

Ms. Chestdale, you could do us
a really big favor if you would.

What can I do for you, boys?

See, we're lookin'
for an old man about, oh

I'd say about that yay high,
with a white goatee.

He ain't real familiar looking
but we figured if he's getting

any kind of social security
or pension plan

then it'd have to
come through the mail.

That way you'd know his name.

Oh, I could never
violate my trust

and tell who's receiving mail
at this office.

It's just
a long shot anyways.

'Course, that fellow you looking
for ain't never set his feet

in here, why I guess I wouldn't
be violating anythin'.

- Obliged, Ms. Chestdale.
- Thank you, ma'am.

That's the least I can do for
the nephews of such a fine man

as your uncle.

'Ah, glory be.'

That Jesse Duke just sets
my motor at fast idle.

- Yeah, okay, let's go.
- Let's go.

Now if that grandpa
who framed Cooter

really was on Boss' payroll,
there might be proof of it

in Boss' office.

Bo and Luke had to make a
slight detour to get there.

You ever notice how some folks seldom look up?

Watch your step.

It's a good thing you remembered
where this trap-door was.

Flash, would you hurry up?

Those Duke boys are getting away
further every second.

No..

Let's check it out.

- Hey, Luke, look at this.

Says here that Boss Hogg
charged the county

$976 to change
a filtering system

on the county swimming pool?

Yeah, just like Boss. We ain't
even got no swimming pool.

Hey, look at that.

'Hogg's Happy Hacianda.'

Condominiums.

- Part of Hazzard.

Wait a minute.
Lift this up.

- Yeah, it starts to make sense.
- Oh, boy.

Looks like Cooter's garage
just got turned into

the front entrance
of Hogg's condominiums.

'Boss, are you in there?'

Ah, the window.

Oh, are you in there?

Whoa...oh..

'Freeze!'

Alright, you Duke boys,
I see you.

You'll never escape this
long arm of the law.

I'll follow you
to the end of the Earth.

Oh.

O-oh.

'How's that for
the long arm of the law?'

Let go. I'll put you in the
slammer. I'm not kidding.

It's alright with me, Rosco.

Smart aleck. Smart aleck.

You move it on, kids. There's
a park near the school anyway.

Cletus, head back
the other way.

'Hang on, Luke.'

I wonder if Oliver Wright
said hang on to Wilbur.

'Cause every time Bo says it,
something starts to fly.

Yee-haw!

'Yeow.'

They look alright.
We better keep moving.

Alright.

'Yeow.'

- Cletus!

You dipstick, you see
what you did to my vehicle?

What'd you stop for?

Stop the...uh...you..

Knowin' how bad Rosco wanted to make them Cooter's room-mates

the boys figured out a way
to keep looking for grandpa

right under the Sheriff's nose.

- Yeah.

What's so all fired important
that you had to call me away

during my pizza break?

Well, it wasn't my fault.
It was Hughie's here.

I warned him that he shouldn't
call the head Hogg

away from the trough
at dinner time.

- I see. Nah.
- 'I didn't think you'd mind.'

Seeing as how I've figured out
a way to stop Jesse Duke

from helping Cooter
earn his mortgage money.

Oh, yeah? It better
be a pretty good way

if you're gonna stop
Jesse Duke from helping

a friend in trouble.

Well, he can't help if he's not
around and I plan on getting rid

of him permanently.

No, just locking him up
for a real long time.

Oh. I see.

See, you get Cooter's property
and get rid of the Dukes

at the same time,
a double whammy.

Oh, yes. So I do.
Yeah, but wait a minute.

How's arresting Jesse gonna get
rid of all them Dukes?

Well, with Jesse gone,
the family will burst wide open.

Daisy and the boys will wanna
move closer to the prison

and while they're gone,
you step in and take over

the farm for peanuts.

- Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha..
- Peanuts.

Ain't that something?

That's my Hughie.

- Ah oh oh oh..
- Ow ow ow..

What'd you do to me?

You'd never know them fellas

was on the same side,
would you?

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke
was criss-crossing town

from top to bottom
looking for grandpa.

But nobody in Hazzard knew who he was or where he was staying.

- Well, thanks a lot.
- Thanks a lot. Much obliged.

Hey, Bo, there he is.
Right over there.

Let's go get him.

- We got company. Take a look.
What?

Ain't them the two buzzards
who drive the orange car?

Right. We gotta go right into
the act, boys, right now.

Let's go.

He's picked up speed.
He must have spotted us.

Beautiful.

- Shoot, you know..
- Look out.

Pardon me, boys. You'll
love the movie. It's a talkie.

That voice sound
familiar to you?

No. I'm too busy wondering
where that old man went.

Uh, sir?

That night, figuring the law
would be watching the farm

Bo and Luke camped out
so they'd get an early start

lookin' for grandpa.

Hey, stick
that back in there.

Hughie and his friends were
settin' Jesse up for the kill

by shuttin' off
the gas line and fixin' it

so Jesse thought
he was pumpin' gas.

He'd really
be pumpin' moonshine.

Now, friends,
that's dirty.

'This thing's got
a tape recorder and a camera.'

'So we'll be
filmin' every move'

'Jesse Duke makes
when he pumps that shine.'

And the best thing about
it is, he won't even know

that he's pumpin'
himself right into prison.

Oh, you've done
it again, Hughie.

'You did it.'

I even forgive you
for foulin' up my fingers

with that mousetrap.

Well, I thought
you'd like it, Uncle Boss.

Sure it's gonna help me earn
that $50,000 you promised me.

Uh-huh, there's
the double-cross.

F

Wait a minute. I thought you
said it was going to be 25.

Well, haven't you ever heard
of inflation, Uncle Boss?

- Yeah, but--
- Lemme ask you this.

What time do they open
that garage tomorrow morning?

Ooh, it opens at eight. Even
though Cooter's in the slammer.

Eight o'clock.

Yeah, well,
then by eight thirty

we'll be taking the evidence

to the alcohol, tobacco and
firearms office in Capital City.

And Jesse Duke
can start makin'

room reservations
at the federal pen.

Yeah!

Hughie, my boy. You've just
sunk to a new high, in lows.

Look at that
little baby camera.

Howdy.
What can I do for ya?

Fill that up
with special, please.

Be glad to. We can take care
of that in just a jiffy, here.

'Just take a minute.'

Uh...take a look
at the left front fender.

That color could
only come from one place.

Okay. I'll, uh,
I'll take care of it.

When you get the book-keepin'
done, ready the place up.

Okay, Uncle Jesse.

Like to keep
a neat fillin' station.

Lost sheep,
come in for Bo-Peep.

You gotta put it in these cans
slow, it don't take it too fast.

You sure that's the special
stuff you're sellin' us?

'Oh, sure, I'm sure.
I filled this well myself.'

Lost sheep. Lost sheep,
come in for Bo-Peep.

Make sure that's all out.

Lost sheep, are you out there?
Come in for Bo-Peep.

'Lost sheep, this is Bo-Peep'

'I'm runnin' out of channels
to find you little lambs on.'

Hey, what's
on your mind, Bo

'You are.
Remember that, big bully'

'that took a hunk of skin
outta your military friend?'

He's standing right
outside the office here.

She means that motor home that
took a bite of the General.

Listen. Have seen
that old man anywhere?

No, but there's
a chap here that looks

real familiar
in a business suit.

I just can't place him.

Hey, that should do it.

Now, let's see,
five gallons, dollar a quarter

that'll be
six and a quarter.

Come on, we got
all we need. Let's go.

You got some change
comin'. I'll get your change.

Keep it.
Might be your last tip.

Well, let me
get the windshield.

I'll, uh, wipe. It comes free
whether you put it in or not.

They're leavin'.

I think we owe it
to ourselves to check 'em out.

'Which way they headed?'

Looks like they're gonna
go North which means

they'll be taking
State 7 right outta town.

And tell 'em they are three
of 'em including the diver.

And there's three including
the driver, so you be careful.

Sounds like that
makes the odds about even.

- We're gone.
- That's right.

- There, give us a big can here.
- Help me. Can first.

- It's heavy. Alright.
- Quick.

Here. There you go.

Alright. You boys
know where to wait?

Keep the C.B. on.
In case I need you in a hurry.

Oh, man.
That thing's heavy.

Alright.

'Daisy guessed
it right. There they are.'

We'll drive down
that road there.

See if we can get a closer look
at the motor home.

You got it, cousin.

'Do you see anybody?'

Nope.

Let's hope it stays
that way, come on.

Hey, look a that.

Hey, look at that.
There's that old man.

'Yeah.'

And there's the
old farmer who we ran into

outside the movie house
where we lost the old man.

Who the heck's this guy
here with the glasses on?

He's the same as the other two.
All three of 'em are..

'Hughie Hogg.'

Ah, shoot.
We should've known it.

I wish he'd quit
foolin' with us.

When I get my hands
on him, I'm gonna..

You ain't
gonna do anything.

Now, don't that
put the damper on?

Get somethin'
to tie 'em up.

Uh!

Let's get out of here.

Come on.

Shot ruined the C.B.
We gotta get to a phone, fast.

Let's move.

Hughie, Hughie, listen.

You know I'm about
to commit myself to the ATF.

So I sure hope you got all the
evidence we need against Jesse.

What?

- Five gallons of shine.
- Yeah, alright.

How about this? Look.

Pictures
of Jesse Duke sellin' it

'and a tape
of him boastin' about'

'how he was the one that filled
up the pump to begin with.'

'I guess that'll do.'

Winters.

Ooh, hello, Roy.

'Ah, this is J.D. Hogg,
over in Hazzard County.'

How're things over
in Capital City?

Mm-hmm. Say, I got
a hot tip for ya.

How'd you
like to break up

the biggest moonshinin'
racket in the last 20 years?

You tryin' to tell me you're
up to your old tricks again?

- I'm talkin' about Jesse Duke.
- Yeah, Jesse Duke.

Ain't no way
he'd do that.

He promised me and the
whole U.S of A government

he quit makin' shine.

Yeah? Well, I got
evidence to prove otherwise.

And I could have it in your
office in just a couple hours.

I got a better idea,
I'm going to meet you halfway.

If you really have a case I'll
get a warrant out for Jesse.

But if you don't, I'm
going to swear one out for you.

Say, we must
have been cut off.

Hello. What?

They wrecked the C.B.

It took us this
long to find a pay phone.

They found
the pictures of you

in all those
different disguises.

Yeah, it's too late
do 'em any good.

You pick me up behind
the county building.

The sooner we
get to Capital City

the sooner Jesse Duke
will be in prison.

Here, take this.
Move it along.

That's it, come on.

Well, friends and neighbors,
the odds are stacked

against the Dukes like a turkey on the day before Thanksgiving.

Hughie's headed for Capital City with the evidence

with Boss and Rosco
ridin' shotgun.

While the boys pulled up
and back at Cooter's..

...Cletus was headin'
for the front.

Come on.
Look who's here.

Well, boys, you're just
in time to say hello to--

Wait a minute,
I got somethin' to tell ya.

Buzzards on a buzz saw,
if Rosco knew if you two--

You can arrest us later. Now
we got to talk to Uncle Jesse.

Now, hold it.
I got to talk to him too.

I just don't know how to begin.

Look, you know, I got one-eighth
Hogg blood in my veins

so I can't really say
anything to hurt cousin Boss.

Well, nobody expect
you to Cletus, but..

But if you'd ask some questions
to the other seven-eights of me

the part that ain't Hogg, you
might get some surprising news.

You mean news about
Hughie being back in town

'dressed up in
all them disguises?'

And him using one
disguise to frame Cooter.

- And one to get away from us.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, we appreciate it.

Much obliged,
but we already know that.

But you still hadn't asked me
how come three certain people

are rushing photographs
and sound recordings

to the ATF
in Capital City.

Three certain people?

Boss?

'Hughie?'

'And Rosco.'

And their going to the ATF has
somethin' to do about shine.

Ah, they're accusing
us of sellin' shine.

Well, we ain't.

I mean they can't accuse
us like that without evidence.

A phony evidence.

You're talkin' about photographs
and the sound recordings.

They can't do
nothin' if we catch up.

- Thanks a lot, Cletus.
- See you later.

- Thanks, Cletus.
- Cletus, bye-bye, honey.

Thanks for what?
I didn't say diddly.

Wish I could go with ya.
I can't go, but I can chase 'em.

And Agent Winters is gettin' closer to Hazzard every minute.

With General Lee leading his
own little army into battle.

'There they go.'

'How long will
it take to catch 'em.'

'Depends on how good'

'the General
is at mountain climbin'.'

'Hang on.'

♪ Oh, the sun shines bright ♪

♪ On my Hoggaminiums ♪

♪ I'll soon
been makin' a pile ♪

Oh, oh. Hey,
hey, look at that.

Hughie, Hughie.
This is J.D. Hogg.

Listen, you better
go like the devil.

Them Dukes
is right behind you.

Yeah, and I'm way
ahead of you, Uncle Boss.

You better slow down.

We're gonna have to take
a chance..

Hughie, Hughie, Hughie,
watch what you're doin'.

You almost got me!

Okay, Hughie, you can pull
over. Your trick didn't work.

Well, maybe this will.

Oh, come on!

Keep it straight!

'Dang!
What's he doin'?'

Well, what do you know?
We're home free.

'Yee-haw!'

Slow down.
That's it, stop here.

Which way did they go?

Since Boss and Rosco
knew where Hughie was headin'

they took
a shortcut to catch up.

But what Boss don't know
is that ATF agent Winters

is on a collision
course with Rosco.

Look out! Look out!

Every time I get mixed up
with J.D. Hogg

I gotta double
my auto insurance.

Ooh, ooh.
What a humungous crash.

That would've killed
ten ordinary men.

This is all
your fault, you..

I'm sorry, Boss.

Can't you see
where you're goin'?

I'll get up there
as close as I can.

Come on, General.

Hey, Bo. Pull over to
that old oak tree over there.

I got an idea about how to
get 'em out of that motor home.

Alright.

Slow down. Easy.

I got it!

'Uh-oh, here they come.'

'Wait a minute.
What's goin' on?'

'What're they doin'?'

Keep it steady.

Watch your step
out there, Luke.

Come on, bring it a little
closer. Come on.

- Yeah. Get me up close.

Oh-h-h.

Alright,
little bit more.

Come on,
little bit more.

Whoo-hoo!

Get rid of him fast.

Damn.

Oh!

Come on, Hughie.
Keep her on the road.

- Hughie, come back here.
- Come back here, Hughie.

- Dang it.
- Whoa!

One can of shine ain't
gonna frame Uncle Jesse.

You know somethin'?

I never was too good at
taking pictures, you know that?

'You boys all good?'

The Dukes got
Cooter out of jail

in time for him to make
his mortgage payment.

And Boss had to give
up his dream of building

his Hoggaminiums
in Hazzard.

Which shortly would have
become Hazzard's only slum.

Cletus and Rosco had the
pleasure of bootin'

ol' Hughie's henchmen
out of town.

Black sheep kin folk are
kind of like the swamp itch.

Once you think you got shut
of it, it comes back again.

You get outta
Hazzard County, ya hear me?

And I don't never wanna see
your face never again.

So the Dukes
had themselves

a little bit
of a celebration that night.

Word got out that old Boss's
celebrity roadblock

had snagged him
another road band.

♪ It's plain to see ♪

♪ I won't be much when
you get through with me ♪

♪ I'm a-losing weight
and a-turnin' mighty pale ♪

♪ Looks like I've got
a tiger by the tail ♪

♪ Well, I thought the day I met
you, you were meek as a lamb ♪

♪ Just the kind to fit
my dreams and plans ♪

♪ And now the pace we're livin'
takes the wind from my sails ♪

♪ And it looks like
I got a tiger by the tail ♪

♪ I've got a tiger
by the tail it's plain to see ♪

♪ I won't be much when
you get through with me ♪

♪ I'm a-losing weight
and a-turning mighty pale ♪

♪ Looks like
I got a tiger by the tail ♪

♪ Well, every night
you drag me ♪

♪ Where the bright lights
are found ♪

♪ There ain't no way
to slow you down ♪

♪ I'm about as helpless
as a leaf in the wind ♪

♪ And it looks like
I got a tiger by the tail ♪

♪ I've got a tiger
by the tail ♪

♪ It's plain to see ♪

♪ I won't be much when
you get through with me ♪

♪ I'm a-losing weight
and a-turning mighty pale ♪

♪ Looks like
I got a tiger by the tail ♪

♪ Looks like
I got a tiger by the tail ♪

Man, that was really nice.

We really appreciate you
stoppin' by and singin' for us.

Stop by?
He stopped me.

Well, I stopped you
'cause you were speedin'.

The law is the law.

Speeding?
Thirty miles an hour?

But it was
in a school zone.

School? There weren't
no school there.

'That was a country road.'

Yeah, well, listen, when folks
learn to slow down there

we'll build that school.

Yeah. You see,
naughty-naughty.

Listen, you sang
so good, though

I'm gonna tear up
this speeding ticket.

Will I ever be safe
passing through Hazzard?

Only if you come
through with laryngitis.