All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E12 Cletus Falls in Love_track3_[eng]

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a two modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

Well, it was one of them fine
spring mornings in Hazzard.

One of them days that it was
a privilege to be alive.

You could hear the sounds
of cotton buds popping.

Birds chirping,
and Cletus eatin'.

Come on, get 'em
this time.

Oh, great.

- Bo..
- 'Hang on y'all.'

Oh, dang.

'Cletus has us boxed in.'

Oh, this is down right
embarrassin'.

Can be worse, you get one
more phony citation from Boss

you're gonna lose your license,
and I ain't far behind.

Fellas, I'll talk to him.
He always seems to listen to me.

Now, Ol' Cletus was behind
on givin' out tickets.

And Boss had threatened
to make Cletus the meter maid

on Hazzard's one
and only parking meter.

Well, I'm sorry, Bo.
But I have to give you a ticket.

Boss' orders.
You know how it goes.

I just give out the ticket,
he fills in the charges.

Bo was driving real lady-like.

- Hi, Daisy.
- Hi, Cletus.

Now, I can vouch for Bo.
You believe me, don't you?

Well, sure Daisy,
but I-I still gotta do my duty.

Cletus, look
what you've gone and done.

Aww, sugar, can't you find it
in your big warm heart

to not give my poor little
cousins a nasty, nasty ticket?

- Well..
- Cletus.

Maybe just
this once for you, Daisy.

Oh, thank you.
I love ya.

I'm gonna be late for work
so I'll say goodbye now.

- Thanks a lot, Cletus.
- See you later.

Buzzards on a buzzsaw!
Daisy Duke loves me.

- Mm-hmm.
- 'Now, you heard me, Hogg.'

Mm-hmm.

I'm conducting investigation of
all county probation officers.

And I want you to meet me here,
Capital City, tomorrow 9 a.m.

Well, sir, are you implyin'
that I ain't doin' a proper job?

Not yet, Hogg, but as the new
state probation supervisor

I'm checking to see if you're
still qualified to keep the job.

9 a.m. sharp. You bring
those case books, you hear?

Argh!

- Son of a revenuer!
What?

Rosco, we got ourselves a new
state probation supervisor.

If that feller ever takes
a gander in my case book

on Bo and Luke Duke,
he's gonna can me for sure.

Oh, that's terrible.

On account of them Dukes

got 287 suspected violations
on their probation record

and I ain't got
a conviction on 'em even once.

Oh, that doesn't
look good for you, Boss.

Listen, you mind
if I have a little dip?

No, no, no!
Get your paws of my ham hogs.

And you start thinking of a way
that we can nail 'em Dukes.

Because if I lose my job
as county probation officer

and that big fat paycheck
that goes with it..

...you're gonna be out
on your tailpipes as sheriff.

Oh, well, now listen.
I'll think of somethin'.

Oh, ah, ah, ah!
Oh, umm.

Save your brains
for a rainy day, Rosco.

- I've got it.

I've just come up
with our little weenie.

Oh, goody-good, good.

- Yeah.

- A little weenie.

- No.
- Couldn't be a little weeny.

It's the cash receipts from the
Boars Nest for the entire week.

And when I get through,
is what you're gonna do with bag

I'm gonna keep my job
as county probation officer.

I might even get a bonus
added to that paycheck.

And I'm gonna get
a conviction on 'em Dukes.

That'll get 'em out
of my hair once and for all.

Good, right out of your hair.

- But you don't have too--
- Ah, get off me!

Meanwhile, Ol' Cletus was not making a real good recovery

from Daisy's kiss.

That boy was higher'n
a Georgia pie.

While Boss was baitin' his trap

Luke was checking
the railroad depot

to see if Uncle Jesse's
spring seed order had come.

And how much is that?

Uh, wait a minute.
Now you told Uncle..

Alright, Harlan,
talk to you later.

Dang him.

It's there alright, but he
said it's gonna cost57 bucks.

Now, he told Uncle Jessie 46.

Ah, shoot.

Daisy, you got 11 bucks
you can loan us?

- Sorry, I'm all tapped out.
- Yeah, me too.

We'll have to stop by the bank,
cash a check.

Hi.

- Hi, Daisy.
- 'Hi, Cletus.'

- Cletus.
- Get up, come on.

Thanks, fellas.

- Picked 'em myself.
- They're right pretty, Cletus.

Especially the poison ivy.
That's a nice touch.

Poison ivy!

Oh, I'm sorry, Daisy,
I just wanted to tell you..

When you kissed me
and told me what you told me

on the highway, you made me
the happiest fella in Hazzard.

I'll get you more flowers
and I'll be back.

Maybe we can have lunch.

Hmm, suave. The boy's seen
too many Cary Grant movies.

What in the heck's
gotten into him?

- I don't know
- He don't drink.

Maybe he should.

What did you say to him?

I didn't say anything.
You fellas were there.

I thanked him for not
givin' y'all a ticket and I..

Oh.

I said, "I love you, Cletus."

- Oh, real funny.
- I remember, I remember.

I say that to everybody.
It's just a way of talkin'.

I think Cletus
took you serious.

Don't worry about it.
He'll get over it.

- We better beat feet, huh.
- Yeah, here keep this cold.

- I love you, Daisy.
- Get out of here, Bo.

Oh, my goodness.

Good, good.

Watch your daddy
and learn, Flash.

See, what's gonna happen is
'em Duke boys..

they're at the Boars Nest
but they're gonna be

coming by here
any minute now.

They're gonna see that bag
of money out there on the road

and they're gonna stop and pick
it up and then jingo we got 'em.

Grand theft!
Ain't we human sneaky?

Well, Flash has got it

but I ain't too sure
about the rest of us.

Oh-oh, here they come, Flash.

Now I know it's difficult,
but try to look alive.

They didn't even stop,
those fools.

Even for a bag of money.
Did

Did you see tha..

If she didn't see it,
I ain't gonna tell her.

You know what? If that'd been a bucket of turnips

they'd have stopped.

Boss, this is Rosco. I'm sorry
I didn't nab them Duke boys.

Rosco, you are
as useless as an umbrella..

...to a duck.

- Hey, Laverne.
- Hey, fellas.

Listen, can you
take care of Luke and me?

Sorry, I was going to lunch.
You'll have to see Mr. Hogg.

Rosco, you get your butt back
in the bank right away.

Them Dukes just walked
in here and I'm all alone.

Get you, 10-4. I'm on.

You two delinquents are
just wasting your time here.

On account of
we run out of calendars

and the pens are
chained to the desk.

Is that any way to treat
two of your finest customers?

Boss, we got a check we want
to cash on our joint account.

Check? Alright, you'll have
to come back later.

All my tellers
are out to lunch.

We ain't got time to come back.
Come on, it's only for 11 bucks.

Alright, 11 bucks, huh?

I'm just gonna have to check out
your balance then, ain't I?

Alright, I see you
got a balance of 26 dollars.

I don't know why I waste my time
with such piddlin' accounts.

- It's signed and everything.

Here, take your money and get.

That's our neighborhood bank.
Service with a smile.

Thanks a lot.

Dang them Dukes!
I just gotta nail 'em.

And I gotta do it
by 9 o'clock tomorrow morning.

Or they're gonna cost me
my easy money job

as county probation officer.

Dang! Think, I gotta think.

Think, think, J.D., think.

'I got it. I got it.'

Oh my, oh my, J.D.,
you're living right.

Or else somebody up there
loves me anyhow.

I got here as fast
as I could, Boss.

Let me ask you, did those
Duke boys try to pull anything?

- Yeah, they did.
- They did.

They just passed a bad check.

For 1100 dollars.

Oh, 1100! Are you kidding me?
Let me see that.

And since they only got
26 dollars in their account

that makes 'em guilty of grand
loss.

Oh, right,
let me see that.

And that violates
their probation.

I'm gonna show that
state probation officer fella

that I run a tight county.

- Oh, I see!
- Rosco!

Let me...look here.

Your eyes are going too, Boss.

Look, that's 11 dollars,
it's not 1100.

Mm-hmm.
Now don't you worry.

By the time you drag them boys
in here it'll read..

1100 hundred dollars.

Go on, go on. You pick up
them probation breakers

on a charge of embezzlement.

Go on! Get going.

I got work to do.

- Cletus!
- Hi.

Oh, I hope you
like these better.

Golly, I can't believe
this is happening to me.

Cletus, I can't believe
this is happening to you either.

Now, I think we better
have a little talk.

- Oh, boy. Me too.
- Uh-huh.

Because remember back there
on the highway

when I said a few things and,
and I think I said I love you.

Yeah, well you see, Cletus,
it's not quite like what I was..

...what I was saying,
I didn't, I mean, I didn't--

I know, you're just
as nervous as I am.

- Cletus, I ain't, it's not--
- I know.

And you know something, Daisy?

Every time I come close to you
I hear music.

See what I mean?

- Music.
- Cletus, it's only the phone.

Hello, Boars Nest.

'Yes, he is, Mabel.
He's right here.'

Cletus, it's for you.

Thanks, honey.
Deputy Cletus Hogg here.

He was?
He is.

Oh, okay, thanks, Mabel.

Rosco's looking all over town
for me. I gotta go.

We gotta finish
this conversation.

I know, we'll have
a little talk later.

- Cletus, I can't wait--
- Duty calls, I've gotta go.

- I know, honey.
- Please, Cletus--

- Cletus!
- There.

Cletus Hogg!

20, 40, 50..

...5, 6, 7.

Still don't think it's fair.

It's all there.

Let's get outta here.

You're a bandit!

Them Duke boys, we're gonna
cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

I love it, I love it.

We got company, cousin.

We've got that seed at the back,
Jesse's gonna be waiting.

While Ol' Rosco's on their tail

Cletus was coming at 'em
from the other side.

Well, sort of.

♪ Daisy, Daisy ♪

♪ Give me your answer ♪

♪ I'm half crazy ♪♪

She loves me,
she loves me not.

Well, it's bye-bye Rosco.

And hello, Cletus.

She loves me,
she loves me not.

He's still acting
a mite funny.

She loves me! Ha ha ha!

Look out, Bo!

If them Duke boys ain't careful they're liable to be planted

before their seed.

Cletus!

Cletus, you alright?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

You almost killed us.
What happened?

Nothing happened.
Well, this happened.

Daisy loves me. Ha ha!

Alright.

Alright, you probation breakers.

Hold it right there.
Freeze, freeze, freeze .

Rosco, would you give us
the ticket and get on?

I'll give you a ticket, alright,
to the big house.

Alright, Cletus,
cuff 'em and stuff 'em.

Boys, I'm sorry I got you caught
considering we're almost kin.

Cletus, will you quit babbling
and get on with it?

I wish you'd stop
babbling yourself, Rosco

and tell us what this is about.

I'll tell you what it's about.

It's that phony $1100
check that you two bounced.

That's what it's all about.

I didn't write no check
for $1100, it was for $11.

11 bucks, just what he said.

Friends and neighbors, there's a picture of a happy man.

And since Boss ain't eating

it must have something
to do with money.

You know, it looks like there
ain't no end to Boss' talent.

Imitatin' Bo's writing,
and borrowing a few zeros

he's done turned out
a perfect forgery.

That does it.

Look, $1100.

'Sure, Boss,
that's my handwriting.'

But I didn't write it that way.

That check was only
made out for 11 bucks.

It's a bald-faced lie you
tellin' us you gave us 1100.

Well, we'll let the proper
authorities decide who's lying.

Meanwhile, I got all
the evidence to back me up.

Alright,
what's going on here?

Why in thunderation
are them boys behind bars, J.D.?

For passing a bad check.
That's in thunderation why.

- Boss, that's a lie.
- He's trying to frame us.

Oh, it's right here, Jesse.
And now it's 100% rubber.

I mean, if I hadn't grabbed
it, it'd still be bouncing.

My cousins never wrote a phony
check in their whole lives.

'
- No!

Hi, Daisy honey.

If they said you was a-lyin',
you was a-lyin'..

...you big, fat, tub of lard.
Let me see that.

Don't you touch the evidence,
you old fossil.

That's right, and you stay right
here 'cause I'm the sheriff.

I want you to cease and desist.

Rosco, you get in my way,
I'm gonna cease and desist

that fat nose of yours.
I wanna see that check.

'Halt.'

No, siree.

I wish I could
help you boys, but..

...particularly since Daisy
and I have gotten so close.

Uh-huh.

Oh, that's alright, Cletus.

Y'all don't reckon that's gonna work twice, do ya?

And I wanna thank you
for those kind feelings

you've been showing me, Cletus.

- I do.

Boy, you got it bad, don't ya?

Well..

You fellas just excuse us
for a little minute.

That's alright, Cletus,
don't mind us.

Just go ahead and act
like we aren't even here.

Thanks.

Oh, the prisoners,
they're escaping!

'Cletus, get 'em.'

Hey, come back here!

Freeze!

'Hey, come back here.'

'Come on!'

Get 'em! Go get 'em!

- Cletus.

Get in your own car.
Oh, dipstick!

Luke, the creek!

'Yee-hoo!'

Oh, what a horrendous jump.

Oh, boy.

Ooh, Cletus! Ooh!

- Cletus looks like he's okay.
- Let's move on.

Find out what that phony check
business is all about.

Looks like I gotta
get a pilot license.

Yeah, don't worry none.
It's all set. Yeah.

When Rosco and Cletus returned

and reported that
Bo and Luke had escaped

Ol' Boss Hogg had himself
a big, bad bone-busting

wall-eyed fit.

Of all the bubble-brain,
bone-headed boobs

I just got through telling
that state supervisor fella

up in Capital City, that I was
gonna drag in them

two probation breakers in chains
to our 9 o'clock meet

tomorrow morning. Now, I'm gonna
look like a real jackass.

- Well, maybe a little one--
- Now don't!

And what's more,
that fella is liable to fire me.

And I'm gonna lose
that big, fat paycheck.

Well, listen, Boss, it was
the dipstick's fault here.

It wasn't my fault.
You know something?

- He ought to be fired.

That's the first sensible thing
you've said in a long time.

Now, wait a minute.
It's not my fault.

Cletus, turn in that
1/8th Hogg blood of yours.

Right now. You're through.

But, Boss, it wasn't my fault.
I didn't open the door and--

Ah!

And turn in your hat
and this pea shooter too.

And now, get, civilian.

- Thanks a lot, cousin.
- Hmm.

Look at that, he never did
keep it shined up or nothing.

- Listen, you wouldn't--
- No!

Cletus!

I almost hit you.

- Daisy.

- Oh, got fired.

It's 'cause the boys escaped,
wasn't it?

No, not really.

Oh, Cletus, I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry, sugar.
It wasn't your fault.

It was too.

No, look, I don't mind
losing my job, really.

- I'm glad they got away.

Bo and Luke are cousins
to the girl that loves me.

- Now, hold on, Cletus.
- I love you too, Daisy.

Every time I come close to you
I hear music.

See what I mean?

Cletus! It's just the horn.

Now, Cletus,
we have got to talk.

I'd rather smooch.

No, we ain't
gonna smooch, Cletus.

You mean, after we get
married we can smooch.

Cletus, no,
not even after...Cletus!

What

I can't talk now.
I gotta go.

Shy little thing.

Now while Daisy was
busy fighting off Cletus

the boys and Uncle Jesse
was having themselves

an emergency meeting.

Trying to figure out what
the Sam Hill was a-goin' on.

I wrote it down myself, $11.

Well, that J.D. has done
some sneaky things

but I never thought
he'd stoop to forgery.

The only way I can
figure out of it is

to get a hold of the check and
prove he added the two zeros.

'Hey, Daisy!'

Boys, you have got to do
something about Cletus.

He is convinced
he's in love with me.

Don't you laugh,
I can't talk him out of it.

And on top of all that,
Boss just fired him

on account of that jailbreak.

See what kind of mess
you got him in this time?

Me? It took both of us.

We're sorry
you got involved, Daisy.

You boys know
it's your bounden duty

to get his job back, don't ya?

The minute we take care
of that check

we're gonna have
a man-to-man talk with him.

We got a busy
afternoon ahead of us.

- See you at the house.
- We'll fix it, Daisy.

Rosco, I want you to listen
and I want you to listen good.

- I ain't got the Dukes.
- No.

- But I got their bounced check.
- Yeah, you got it.

I'm putting this check
in the Duke's charge file.

I'm gonna lock it up
in here for safe keeping

until I get back in the morning
from my journey to Capital city.

And...I want you to guard
this hear file

with your miserable hide
day and night, you hear me?

Right, day and night.

All day and all night?
That's 24 hours, ain't it?

- Yeah.
- Well, I can't do that.

I'm only one people,
you know.

You fired Cletus.
I have no help.

I've got Flash, but she's just
a puppy, she might bite you--

Listen, will you
please stop blubbering

like you was related
to that dog?

Listen, I've hired me another
lawman to replace Cletus.

You did

And he'll be here
in just a couple of minutes.

Good news, good news,
I appreciate it.

- Oh, you little fat--
- Get away from me.

Stay there.

I'll just stay right here.

You oughta watch where
you're walkin', Cletus.

- Never better, Mrs. Teasdale.

I'm in love with Daisy Duke,
and she loves me.

Good for you, sonny.

Now, if I could
just land Uncle Jesse

then we could have
ourselves a double date.

Geronimo!

Ya-hoo!

Hi, Cletus.

Well, there he is.
Ol' lover boy himself.

- I got an idea.

You think you can spring
that check by yourself?

Yeah, it's gotta be
in that filing room somewhere.

That'd save us some time.

If you do that,
I'll have a talk with Cletus.

- Good luck.
- I'll need it.

Hey, Cletus.

Hi, Luke.
Fancy meetin' you here.

Come here a minute.

Me and Bo just wanted
to say that, uh..

...we feel real bad
about being responsible

for gettin' you fired.

I don't know why Boss
thinks I had anything to do

with y'all getting away,
but don't feel bad about it.

I'd get fired from a 100 jobs
for my sweet little Daisy.

It's time to feed Flash.

She's liable to keel over
from hunger.

Of course she hadn't
got very far to fall.

Poor little thing.
Oh, baby dear, Daddy's comin'.

I don't know how to say
this, but, uh, the other day

when we was in the road and
she kinda made that play for ya

and...well, me and Bo
put her up to it.

What?

'Good news, Flash.
It's time to rise and dine.'

Go ahead and wrap your
little wrinkled gums around

that plate of goodies.

Go, go. Ooh, "bone appetit."

Flash, I'll...oh, Bo Duke,
what are you doing here?

Oh, I see what you're doing.
Put that down.

- Put that gun away.
- I'm serious.

- Alright.
- Put it down.

Freeze!

Stop, you thief!

Oh!

Cletus, look,
I'm your friend, right?

Me and Bo and Daisy,
we're all your friends.

We've been friends
since we was little kids.

And, uh, well, she likes ya.

I mean, we all like ya,
but she don't love ya.

Yes, she does.
She told me so herself.

- And she's always kissing me.
- Cletus!

Now, just hold
on a minute, Luke.

You don't know what you're
talking, I know Daisy loves me.

I'm on the way to the farm to
give her this box of pralines.

She wants to have
a talk about us.

- I got struck out.
- So did I.

Come on, we gotta get going.
Rosco's coming.

Bo, that guy
ain't even lookin'.

You know, jaywalking
is awful dangerous anywhere.

But that boy
is from out of town.

Come back here!

Boss?

- Nice getaway.
- That was as easy as pie.

Little fat buddy.
Are you alright under there?

No, I'm not alright.
Look, look, look!

You're letting
them Duke boys get away.

Well, yes, kind of.

Alright, alright,
look, look.

You arrest
this idiot pie man here

for assault with
a deadly weapon.

Deadly alright,
but delicious.

- You know..

I think that's cherry.
I love cherry.

- Yeah.

- Oh, no, it ain't.

- That's elderberry, you nitwit.

This is definitely cherry.

- No, it ain't.
- And this is lemon-lime.

- Lemon-lime chiffon.

It's rhubarb.
Now, cut it out, will ya?

Oh, my goodness. It's too late
to get them Duke boys, ain't it?

What were they doing anyhow?

Well, I caught 'em trying
to break into the file room.

I see..
They didn't get their check?

Are you kidding? With Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane on the job.

I got that check
safe and sound right there.

Oh, right there, huh?

Oh, no, Boss,
that's my uniform.

- Boss! Boss!
- I've got to get cleaned up.

- Boss, listen.
- Come on. Come on.

Help me back to my office.
I gotta get cleaned up.

We better get cleaned up before
the fruit flies get to us.

Yeah, come on.

Alright, now,
get out of that vehicle.

I'm serious. Get on out.

You want trouble?
I tell ya, you're in trouble.

I am Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
You're nothin' but trouble.

You just...did you know..

Well, if it ain't big Sheriff
Little of Chickasaw county.

And, friends,
he just don't like nobody.

Ol' Boss had hired him off duty

to guard the
incriminating check.

And to nail them Duke boys
before Boss' meetin'

with the state
probation officer.

Give it to him, will ya?
Go ahead.

There's the check.

Listen, you put it in there.
It'll be safe up there.

Listen, sheriff, uh, you and I,
I tell you we can handle this.

- I got it all figured out--
- Coltrane!

Y'all go play
with your rubber duck.

Boss has got the rubber duck.
You got it.

You ain't supposed
to tell anybody.

I got my own idea
how to nab 'em.

You'll get your
bounty money ready, Hogg.

They're as good as in the pokey.

That's what I hired you for,
ain't it?

Come on, let's go to my office.
I gotta get cleaned up.

- That is cherry, too.

- Yes, it is.
- No, it's rhubarb, rhubarb!

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke was
headin' back to their hideout.

Completely unaware that Boss
had brung in reinforcements.

- Well...heh heh.

We struck out...twice.

We didn't get the check back.
No luck with Cletus, either.

You got him going this time.

I can't let this go on anymore.

I've gotta tell him
I'm sorry for misleading him.

'You'll find him the farm with
a five-pound box of pralines.'

What about that check?
You gotta get it back.

Don't you worry.
Luke will think of something.

Well, y'all be careful.
You are my two favorite fellas.

You got it.

Them boys were headin'
right back to the file room.

Luke figured it'd be
the last thing that Ol' Boss

and Rosco would ever
expect them to do.

And he just might be right.

Watch yourself.

It was in that
filing cabinet over there.

Alright.

No, he ain't.

Howdy, boys.

Nice of y'all to drop in.

Sheriff Little.

What're you doing out
of Chickasaw County, sheriff?

Boss Hogg hired me
to nab you fellers.

And I figured,
you figured sneaking back here

would be the last thing
that Hogg'd expect.

But I ain't no Hogg.

Now!

Come back here, you weasel!

Say, boy, y'all better come on
back here, you minus a cousin.

Well, now things ain't going so good for Bo and Luke.

Let's see how Daisy's doin'.

Hey, hey, Daisy! Daisy!

Mm-hmm, she ain't
doin' no better.

Daisy, Daisy!
Ahh! Oh!

Cletus! Are you alright?

Oh! Yeah, I'm fine, but I think
maybe the pralines have had it.

Well, thank you, Cletus.

- Ahh! Oh!

Ohh, nowhere, so long
as I've got you in my arms.

Cletus, hold it right now!

Daisy, Cooter just called
and the boys has been arrested.

Yes, Uncle Jesse.

Cletus, I've got something
to say to you.

Yeah? I bet I know what it is.

'Come on,
the boys is in trouble.'

Cletus, oh, Cletus,
we've gotta talk.

- Okay.
- Daisy!

- Okay!

- Cletus.

- We've gotta talk.
- Okay.

Talk? Wonder what
she wants to talk about.

Propose.

Ha ha ha ha.
She wants to propose!

We didn't do nothin' wrong.
You can't keep us in here.

Well, I don't intend to.

Tomorrow morning, we're gonna
take a little itty-bitty trip

over to Capitol City.

Itty-bitty.

Why would we
do a thing like that?

I thought you might
get a kick out of joining me

in a meeting I'm having with
the state probation supervisor.

Yeah, see, the boss has gotta
justify his fat salary to that

supervisor by turning you
two embezzlers in, personally.

- Rosco, zip!
- Ooh.

That's why you was
so hot to frame us.

You ain't gonna get away
with it neither, Boss.

Hmm, is that a fact?

Listen, you boys better
get a good night's sleep

on account of we're
leaving at 7 a.m. sharp.

Don't you take your eyes
off 'em. They're sneaky.

Sleep tight, and don't
let the crawdads bite.

'If they gonna sleep now,
they must be awful tired.'

'It's 4 o'clock
in the afternoon, lamebrain.'

First time,
what the heck is going on?

I don't know.

It's locked.

Hey, anybody in there?

Rosco, I see ya in there.
Open this up.

'This is a public buildin'.'

Will you quit bangin'
on this door?

The place is closed.
No visitors.

Rosco, that dog don't hunt.
Open it up.

I wanna see Bo and Luke.
We got a right.

- 'Now, open this door.'

I'm telling you, Boss said
this place is closed.

Now, you all move out,
or I'll arrest you

for violating the peace.

I'll violate your peace,
you numb--

Ooh!

What we gonna do?

We can't let Boss
railroad our boys.

If they say they didn't write
that phony check

then they didn't.

Of course not.

Well, Let's go have a meetin'
and figure out what to do.

I can't believe Rosco.

How can they lock
a public building..

I don't know, Uncle Jesse.

That Rosco's sure got a way
of driving people up the wall.

Hmm! Don't he, though?

And the word's going around
that Boss Hogg plans

to turn the boys in
for violatin' probation

tomorrow morning, 9 o'clock.

There's only one thing we can
do, break 'em out of jail.

Which won't be easy
with big Ed Little standing

right on top of 'em
with a shotgun.

If he's guarding the door, only
way out's through the window.

'You reckon you can do something
about that window, Cooter?'

Oh, I reckon it
could be arranged..

...if somebody can keep big Ed
busy for about 30 seconds.

Hey, I got me an idea.

'What say, Cletus?'

Hey, Cletus.

Hi, Uncle Jesse.
Hi, Cooter.

Hi, pumpkin. You wanna
have our little talk now?

Cletus, I can't until
Bo and Luke are out of trouble.

- Yeah.

Do you believe
Bo didn't write that check?

Of course I do.

- Yeah.

- Well, of course I would.

I mean, any cousin of yours
is practically a cousin of mine.

Even if it means going against
one of your own relatives?

- Mm-hmm.

Well, the way I figure it is,
I'm one-eighth Hogg blood

and the other seven-eights
of me says...you bet!

Cletus!

- Oh, thank you.
- It's alright.

- I appreciate it.

We can't just sit here like
two horses waiting to be taken

to the glue factory, Luke.

Just sit a spell.

He's likely to doze off soon.

Shut up, you two,
and hit the sack.

In case you all got
any ideas..

...forget it.

I never sleep.

And so, about sunup

Daisy's plan to try and save
the boys swung into action.

Well, it's going for broke now.

Okay, you two, get a-moving.

In 15 minutes,
we're on travelin'.

You know, Sheriff Little

we was kind of unaware
that you was for hire.

Now, maybe we can do you
one better than Boss.

With what?
Another bum check?

Forget it. You two ain't talking
your way out of this one.

Well...looks like
we had it, cousin.

Oh, Cletus,
you got me so shook up

'I hardly know
what to do with myself.'

What's going? There ain't no
visitors allowed. Let's go.

We're looking for Boss Hogg.
He is the justice of the peace.

We just can't wait to get
married, can we, hotcakes?

- That's right, sugarplum.
- Ooh!

We can count
on good old Daisy, huh?

Something's cooking besides
Cletus, that's for sure.

Oh, now you two
ding-a-lings, cut it out.

This here is a jail,
and Hogg ain't here. Let's go.

'Come on, just wait a minute'

he's gotta be here
because he's gotta marry us.

Yoo-hoo, cousin Boss!

Hey, congratulations
on the wedding, you two.

Cletus, you have
our blessings, buddy.

Shut up, you two. You two,
you gonna make me mad.

Now, let's go.
Buzz off. Let's go.

Don't push me like that.

Stop! Stop, I say.
I'll shoot!

You know, I believe
he's gonna do it.

Stop!

- Thanks a lot, Uncle Jesse.
- Forget the boot, Bo, come on.

We owe you one, Cooter.

What was that
horrendous noise?

Out of my way. Them Dukes
is getting away. Outta my..

Ooh!

Know what? If I was him

I'd find a different way
of delivering pies in Hazzard

maybe like skydivin'.

Get back here!
Stop 'em!

Wait a minute!
What's going on?

- The Duke boys.
Where?

- They escaped again.

- Oh, not again!
- Yeah, well, it's his fault.

I-I told you. You-you said
he was such a hotshot.

'Coltrane!'

You know, anybody can
make a mistake.

Little, how could you let
two prisoners escape, huh?

Didn't I warn you
they was sneaky?

They had outside help.

'But I'll guarantee
you one thing.'

I'll bring 'em back
draped over my hood.

No, no, listen.

You bring 'em to my 9 o'clock
meetin' in Capitol City

'with the state probation
supervisor. You got that?'

Alright, let me have
that check of theirs.

Rosco and I are gonna
go ahead to present my case.

Let me have that.
Here. You take this.

When I get through
with them Duke boys,

there won't be enough of 'em
left to bring to Capitol City.

- We gotta warn Bo and Luke.

Don't worry about it, Boss.

I'll put it in a safe place
where nobody will find it.

Alright, let's go.

Ooh, this is...
the best place in the world.

I'll put it
right in here. Good, good.

Alright, Flash,
and I'll let you watch it

- Rosco, come on, get in here!
- I was talkin' to Flash.

Quit jawing and start drivin'.

Well, Flash has been sittin'
in the car, you know.

And when she sits in the car..

We gotta raise 'em
on the CB. Come on.

Is there any sign
of Sheriff Little back there?

No. He'll be on our tail quick
with that souped-up car of his.

Lost sheep, come in.

This is Bo Peep, and I'm looking
real hard for you fellas.

'
- We read you loud and clear.

We wanna thank you for what
you did back there. What's up?

Listen, cousins..

And Daisy told 'em
they had to shake Little

and catch Boss before
he got to Capitol City

with the incriminating check

or their probation
was gonna be busted.

Meanwhile, Daisy
called in Jesse and Cooter

to try to slow down Boss Hogg.

And Daisy and Cletus took off
to try to help Bo and Luke

get away from Sheriff Little.

Friends, the Hazzard roads
was a-smoking.

Don't waste
any time on that..

Just straight ahead
to Capitol City.

Clear, wide open
spaces behind us.

No wonder.
There he is.

Okay, plowboys, I got ya!

Hang on.

Yee-hoo!

Nice drivin',
cousin, nice drivin'.

You gonna have to thank
the General for that one.

Now on to Boss and Rosco.

Argh!

I wonder what time it is anyhow.

'Cause my meeting's
at 9 o'clock sharp.

Alright, move along..

Rosco, don't look now..

...but we're being followed
by Jesse Duke and Cooter.

Wonder what they're up to.

I said don't look!
Keep your eyes on the road.

Hurry up and catch up
with Boss and Rosco.

It's another ten miles
'fore we get to Capitol City.

- We got company.

'Looks like Daisy and Cletus.'

Well, no sign
of Sheriff Little.

Looks like
the boys shook him off.

Now all they gotta do is catch
Boss and get their check back.

Yeah, piece of cake.
They'll be able to handle that.

'You know, uh, Daisy'

back in jail when we was
pretending to get married?

Yeah.

I kind of liked that,
sugarplum.

'I was gonna wait
till this was over'

but I can't
hold off any longer.

Cletus, I gotta
tell you the truth.

What do you mean, "the truth?"

Cletus, I've been
trying to tell you for days

but there's always been
somethin' happenin'.

Oh, Sheriff Little.

Oh, great. Bad news is back.

You can't do that!
Pull over!

Out of my way, fools!

- He's firing at us!
- Cletus, I don't care.

I've got to tell you somethin',
and I can't wait any longer.

Sheriff Little
means business.

Too bad Daisy and Cletus
are caught in the middle.

Gotta do somethin'.

Cletus, don't do anything
until I finish telling you

what I've got to tell ya.

'Now there's been a whole mess
of misunderstanding'

and I've gotta apologize.

Cletus, get out of the way!
You're gonna get yourself shot.

Oh, hush.

- Cletus.

It's been all my fault
for letting it go this far.

I'm so sorry but I don't
love ya, like, to marry ya.

Oh, Cletus,
I love you like a friend.

A realgood friend.

Maybe even a cousin,
but...that's all.

But sugarplum!

Oh! Uh!

Uh!

Well, you ought to know
that fish ain't gonna bite

nowhere around Hazzard
till things get settled down.

Good old Cletus.

Single-handedly took care
of the Chickasaw terror, huh?

Hey, that looks
like Boss up ahead.

- Pull over, Rosco.

I'm the sheriff around here.
You pull over!

Well, don't say
we didn't warn ya.

Oh-h!

Ooh-hh!

Yeah, I'm alright.
What's goin' on here?

What's the meaning of all this?
It's an outrage!

Rosco, you arrest them two
for obstructing justice.

Hogg justice.

Yeah, Boss, We wanna see
that check again.

- We wanna see it now.
- Hand it over, J.D.

Well, not on your life!

- That check's state's evidence.
- Yeah.

I mean, Rosco's got it stashed
away in a very safe place.

I got it hid where you probation
breakers will never find it.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Don't! Flash! Flash!

J.D., you can't keep evidence
from people that are involved.

Boss, Boss, Flash has broken
into my lunchbox.

She-she's eating my lunch.

Oh, who gives a coon's tail
what that fleabag is eating?

But that's where I...
I hid the you-know-what.

- You know what.

- Yes!

- Oh!
- Under the big old sandwich.

Don't eat daddy's sandwich.

- Keep chompin'.
- Flash!

No, don't do that
to daddy's lunch.

Keep on chompin', Flash.

Yeah, eat hearty,
you beautiful thing, you.

'Oh, ugh, ugh,
listen, Flash'

I order your teeth
to pull over.

And so, old Flash
saved the Dukes.

- Flash don't do that.. Oh-h!
- Oh-h!

With the check eaten, Boss
had no case against the boys

and had to drop the charges.

Lucky she's got an appetite.

I can't believe my ears..

Which earned him
a royal chewin' out

from the state
probation supervisor.

And even worse than that, he got docked six months' pay.

And to top it all off

when the boys threatened
to sue for false arrest

he was forced to give
old Cletus his job back.

Well, would you look at that.

Oh, Cletus, you look real fine
back in your uniform.

I'm so proud of you.

Oh, oh. Thank you
very much, Daisy..

...but you had your chance.

Laverne's waitin' for me.

- Well, I'll be..

- I ain't sure.
- My kind of gal.

Looks like poor Daisy's
gonna have to tough it out.

But I figure somethin' will
happen to keep her busy.

'Cause things usually work out like that in Hazzard County.