All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E11 Goodbye, General Lee_track3_[eng]

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way
the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a two modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

Friends, if you're wondering
why the Duke boys

are in such
an all-fired hurry

when they ain't been
chased by nothing

and it ain't Saturday night.

So, they're not chasing women.

Well, they're hot to qualify
for Boss Hogg's first annual

Hazzard
Drag 'n' Fly contest.

That's Drag 'n' Fly contest.

Which means,
all you gotta do to qualify

besides being
a little bit crazy

is sprint like
a jackrabbit in your car.

Fly like an eagle
in your car.

And land reasonably upright
in your car.

- That's a really good start.
- Yeah, I know.

'Turn right up there
to starting line.'

Then you wait until
I give you the "go ahead."

Alright, on your mark,
get set, go!

- Go.
- Go.

'That's it, c'mon..'

'Look at that.'

Oh, will you look at that.
He didn't even make it.

That's all that better
Jim Scugg's can do.

We ain't gonna have
no problem qualifying.

Ain't that the truth.

Don't tell us, you bought
that turbocharged bomb

and hired us as drivers
to beat that kinda competition.

Yeah, Boss,
don't tell us.

I bought that turbocharged bomb
and hired you as drivers

to beat that kinda competition.

See over there.
Lookie, lookie.

Couple of locals
in a beat-up heap.

Me and Spanner will
take 'em in first gear.

- Yeah, Boss, no problem.
- Wrong, wrong, wrong.

'Cause you don't know anything
about the General Lee.

I'll tell you one thing.

That General Lee
is about half human.

That's right, and each
of them Duke boys was born

with a silver gas pedal
in his mouth.

So you just watch.
Watch and learn somethin'.

Alright, Duke boys, c'mon.
C'mon, Dukes.

Alright, then.

- Now, you go when I wave.
- Alright.

On your mark, get set...go!

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

They beat Jim Scugg's mark
by more than 20 feet.

- Yeah.
- General must've grown wings.

He may have, but needs a little
more weight in the trunk

to balance him out.

Any more landings like that
and he'll have to grow

a whole new set
of landing gear.

General sounded a li'l funny
when we hit the ground.

Yeah. He might've busted
a couple of bones.

We better take a look.

There ain't no way you're gonna
win with that General going--

Alright, boys, just go over
and warm up my car, will you?

- Just get on it.

Boss, with the General Lee
jumpin' like that

there ain't no way you're
gonna win this Drag 'n' Fly.

Oh, you have little faith.
Listen, I aim to win.

Them drivers I hired
are NASCAR drivers.

- NASCAR.
- Yep.

Though recently disbarred.
So I'm gonna win.

- And I'm gonna make a profit.
- That don't make no sense.

How you gonna make a profit

when you're the one
providing the prize money.

- Yeah.

- That's chicken feed.

Yeah, compared to what
the owner of the winning car--

Namely you.

Namely me, can make
by endorsing products.

If you can only get rid
of the General Lee.

If only I can get rid
of the General Lee.

Yeah, I think I can get
a better look from here.

General, you're a mess.

Oh, dang it.

- No wonder it's all wonky.

You took a direct shot on
the drive shaft, looks like.

Let's see. Ugh!

Luke?

Luke

'Luke?'

Uncle Jesse, Daisy, Rosco.

Any of y'all got your ears on?

I read you
loud and clear, Bo.

'When we hit the ground'

'somethin' happened to the
drive shaft on the General'

'and it slipped
and hit Luke in the head.'

I think he's pretty bad.
You better call an ambulance.

We are on our way.

'Breaker, breaker, breaker!
This is J.D. Hogg calling Bo.'

'As the sponsor
of this year's event'

I wanna make sure that
your cousin Luke is okay now

so that you Dukes
can't sue me later.

So, you hot tail that boy
right over to the hospital

and then you have them send
the whole bill direct to me.

- 'Over and out.'

Don't think Luke's the only one
who got clobbered in the head.

You mean, you're actually
gonna pay his hospital bills?

- Yeah. Sure am.

I'll tell ya.

I got me an idea
that just might make Luke Duke

withdraw the General Lee from
the Drag 'n' Fly all by hisself.

Luke ain't gonna do that
while he's in his right mind.

Uh-huh. Not while he
is in his...right mind.

That's why I'm calling
in...the professor.

Ooh!

Now, it turned out
that ol' Luke

having the Duke hard head
wasn't really hurt.

So ol' Boss sneaked
his ringer into Luke's room

before the Dukes showed up.

Just wanna test
your reflexes.

Now, you just
watch this watch.

Left, right. Left, right.

'Your eyes
are getting tired.'

'The lids are getting
heavier and heavier.'

'You're sleepy.
You want to rest and sleep.'

Sle-e-ep.

Luke?

He's all yours.

You mean that's all
it took to hypnotize him?

- That's all it took.
- Alright, professor.

Now, what happens next?

Oh, just the basic
post-hypnotic suggestion.

Everything we tell him now,
he'll remember.

- Just when you want him to.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Good.

We better hurry and tell him
'cause we might just get spotted

by one of 'em real doctors
or his family might see you.

- Well, he's all yours.

The prices you're charging me,
he'd better be.

'Say, boy. What's your name?

Luke Duke.

And what's the name
of your car?

Car is General Lee.

It's always breaking down,
ain't it?

Account of it's old and ready
for the junk heap.

Junk heap.

Yeah. So the next time
that it breaks down

you're gonna get
rid of General Lee.

'No matter who
tries to stop you.'

No matter who
tries to stop me.

You're gonna get rid
of General Lee.

Gonna get rid
of General Lee.

- That does it.

- Alright.
- Except for one more thing.

Luke, you will not
remember me

'nor anything that happened
in this room.'

And you will stay
in your post-hypnotic state

until you hear a sound like..

There, now we're finished.

Uh-uh. You mean,
Luke Duke is all finished.

Only he don't know it yet.

So, Boss paid off the professor and sneaked him out.

Then tried to enlighten Rosco.

Now, friends and neighbors

he had his work cut out
for him there.

It's you. Oh, jeez, listen.
Boss, I'm glad your here.

Just now I saw Jesse
and his pickup truck

whipping around
back of the hospital.

Don't worry.
I know, I know. It's okay.

Listen, I'm just here at the
hospital visiting the poor boy

whose bill
I'm taking care of.

Oh, yes.

Listen, Boss. Listen,
I'm a little bit worried.

You sure that, that professor,
him hypnotizing Luke like that..

- Of course it's gonna work.

The very next time
the General Lee breaks down

Luke Duke ain't gonna have
no choice but to get rid of it.

And then..

And then, your gonna win
the Drag 'n' Fly just like that.

- Don't never do that.

Snapping your
fingers like that.

If Luke Duke was around
to hear that kinda snapping

my whole plan
would fall apart.

Quicker than..

Oh, I almost did it myself.

You sure did.
Naughty, naughty.

By the time Jesse and Daisy
showed up to take Luke home

no one realized that
he had been hypnotized.

- I feel pretty good.

Good. Good.

- You bet. Let's get outta here.

- Alright. Let me see.
- Okay.

Find my jeans. They gotta
be around here somewhere.

That night, Boss sent Rosco
to tinker with the General.

Which was very smart.

'Cause all Rosco had to do
was turn on the ignition

for something to go wrong.

Who? Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane,
that's who.

You dumb bird.

Next morning,
it was business as usual.

'Ooh, hot dog.'

Looks like we're gonna get
to test the General a lot sooner

that we thought, huh?

Hey, Cletus.
This here is Bo Duke.

Listen you might as well
forget about arresting us.

'You got no authority
on a private road.'

I got an order from Rosco
to chase you till I catch you

no matter where it is.

Luke, get out.

Howsomever..

the Boss Hogg county
road construction crew

were dragging out
their 20 year road job.

Dang! How did he
make it through there?

How did we make
it through there?

You've been sniffled.

- Oh, no.
- Step on the gas not the break.

Looks like
ol' Rosco's magic touch.

I'm gainin' on 'em.

- Shoot.

I hope somebody does
a finger popping pretty quick

or ol' Luke's gonna give
Bo and Cletus

the surprise of their lives.

Oh, I have been dreaming
of catchin' the General Lee

ever since I joined the force.
It's gonna get me a raise.

Well, don't get
too excited, Cletus.

Think it was just luck

the General's not feeling
too good today.

I ain't so sure
it was just luck.

I think it was plain
bound to happen.

General's over the hill.
Ready for the junk heap.

'He sure ain't worth
fixing no more.'

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about getting
rid of the General Lee

just as soon as we can.

Buzzer's on a buzz saw.
Get rid of General Lee?

It wouldn't be no fun around
Hazzard at all without him.

You outta your mind?

Just because
I'm willing to admit

that General ain't
worth keeping no more?

You can't get
rid of this car.

I mean this car's
truckful of memories.

Everybody in Hazzard knows
this car is held together

with spit and bailing wire.

That's no reason to get rid
of him. We can just fix him.

Bo, can't you see it?
This car is history.

Either you're too stupid
or too stubborn to admit it.

I got a good mind to show you

how stupid and stubborn
I am right here now.

No, No. Just ho-hold it
right there. Now, listen, uh..

I'm gonna call Cooter, he's
gonna come and give y'all a tow.

'I think you've been in the sun
a little too long.'

Now, being as how
the Dukes built the General

from the ground up..

Well, he's family.

I felt that way 'bout
an old convertible one time.

Oh, that was a good one.
That was a bad one.

You got this thing turned
around. Hit it again.

- Say cheese.
- Cheese.

'Uh, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane'

now calling Boss Hogg.

You got your ears on,
little fat buddy? Come back.

Rosco, any more of that
"little fat buddy" stuff

and you may wind up
with a big fat lip.

Besides, you're interrupting
some important business here.

Alright, boys,
let's hit it again.

- Say peaches.
- Peaches.

Oh! Now, wait a minute.

Is that business anything
to do with my raise? Come back.

No, the important
business has to do

with me and my
winnin' drivers here

havin' our pictures took
for them endorsement posters.

Alright, let's hit
one for posterity.

Boss, never mind your posterior.

Listen, I got good news,
good news.

I just saw Cooter dragging
the General Lee over toward

the Duke farm and Luke Duke
looking mad enough

to eat tadpoles, come back.

Ho ho ho. Well, well, well.
Is that a fact?

You don't suppose them boys
had some kinda accident

with their car, do ya?

Are you kiddin' or what?
No accident.

'I took care of
the General Lee myself.'

Rosco, hush. Will you hush?

Uh, boys, just go and get
them shock absorbers, will ya?

Mr. Photographer,
check your focus.

Rosco, is your
pilot light going out?

Listen, Boss,
I want a raise now.

I want more than
50% of my 50%. Come back.

I'll give you a raise.
I'll give you a 50% raise.

I'll give you a 50%
of 50% of 50%. How about that?

Well, that's better. I got
him just where he wants me.

'Smoke pouring out the back?'

'It even came up
to the windows in the back.'

- Let her on down.
- Alright.

Watch your fingers
and watch your toes.

You got it.

That oughta about do it.

Yep, Cletus was in hot pursuit

and we had smooth sailings
clear ahead of us

and General up and died.

Luke, I wish you would stop
griping about the General

until we figure out
what's wrong with him.

- Everything's wrong with him.
- Not everything.

Ain't nothin' wrong with 'em
parts. I let ya have on credit.

That's top of the line stuff.

There's a point, Cooter.

There ain't hardly
an original part left in him

and it still don't help.

Just too old to move.

On behalf of General Lee,
I resent that.

Next thing you'll be saying
is I'm too old to move.

Oh, he ain't mean
like that, Uncle Jesse.

Luke's just
a little put out.

Cooter, you don't have
to be making excuses for me.

It ain't nothing personal,
Uncle Jesse.

'I just don't wanna be owning
this car another day.'

Luke, I should have something
to say about that, doesn't it?

'The General Lee
is half mine, ain't it?'

That's beside the point.

It's time to admit
the General's over the hill.

- He ought to be replaced.
- No way, Luke.

Well, then, one of us oughta
buy out the other one.

- Alright then.
- Oh, come on, you guys.

Who's gonna buy out who?

If corn was a dollar a ton
y'all couldn't afford grits.

Well, then, we ought to settle
it like we did when we was kids.

- The winner gets the pink slip.
- You got yourself a deal.

Now, you two just
hold it right there.

I'm gonna count to three,
and if you ain't settled

your differences
by the time I snap my fingers

I'm gonna take
one of these straps to ya.

'Now, what's it gonna be?
One, two..'

Alright, Uncle Jesse, you win.

Alright.

Seems like you two
ain't learned yet

that Dukes don't fight Dukes.

Besides, we got better ways
to settle our differences.

Alright. Didn't leave
you much room, Bo.

Well, cousin, there's
a whole lot more room down there

than you think there is.

Yes, sir.

- Whoa!
- Nice shooting, Bo.

That's real
good shooting, y'all.

But we're back
where we started from.

That's right. It's a tie.
Ah, let's see, a tie breaker.

We gotta move back five paces
and shoot till we win.

Five more.

Right here.

- Uncle Jesse--
- Don't ask me, Daisy.

I've never seen Luke's nose
so far out of joint ever.

It's like he's
a whole different person.

Dead center,
twice in a row.

Think you can do that
little trick of yours again?

It's worth a try.

That settles it.

Get rid of the General Lee
just as soon as we can get him

'running to get him
to a used car lot.'

Come on, Cooter.
Give me a hand.

Uncle Jesse, I tried.

After they fixed up
General Lee

Bo figured Luke
would changed his mind

about gettin' rid
of the 'ol General.

Of course, he didn't know
that Luke had been hypnotized

to get rid of the General.

For that matter,
neither did Luke.

I can't hardly hold the road
with any speed at all.

Steering wheel's got more
play in it than Boss's fingers.

No telling what else
is wrong with this car.

I can tell you.
It's the driver.

Let's do it.

Are you gonna trade
with Hobie?

Well, most of his cars
are just like him anyway

about half-smashed.

He's the only one who'd take
the General in this condition.

Let's hope.

Doing business
with Hobie Harkins

is a real test
of character.

Trying to resist the temptation of taking advantage

of someone who gave
in to it long ago.

Are you, are you
Lo and Buke, and Lo..

Well, you know who you are.

Would you boys care for
a little taste of sippin' shine?

- No, thanks.
- Ah, Luke here is on business.

Business?

In that case, I'll take
the little taste

I was gonna give you.

You never waste a taste.
Oh, that is silky.

What can I do for you, boys?

Well, the General's been ailing
lately and we was thinking--

Ailing

Well, I got just
the thing for him.

'Look what
it's done for me.'

Yeah, we weren't thinking
so much of a cure

as maybe trading up
to somethin' newer.

I just happen to have
this little buggy

you can shine up to,
oh, shine, huh?

'Here now, what do you think
of this little red beauty?'

It looks kinda
yellow to me, Hobie.

Yeah, well, through my eyes
they all look red.

'Yeah, she's a beauty,
alright.'

Yeah, pity though, Luke.
We can't afford it.

Well, it's only, uh, 1500.

And I will give you
$300 for General Lee.

Nope, sorry. Looks like we've
to keep driving the General.

Now, hold on a second, Bo.

I won the right to do
the negotiating, remember?

Yeah.

'Hobie, how about 800
for the General?'

Eight, eight..

Well, I ju..

Well, I-I've gotta drink
to somethin'.

You got yourself a deal.

So the boys had themselves
a yeller car.

Don't that look weird?

Well...what do you think?

Yeah.

At least, you don't have to
climb in and out of the windows.

We will just as soon
as we get the doors welded.

'We get some
orange paint'

get the stars and bars on
the top, big 01 on the side.

We'll be all set.

Well, hold on. You never said
nothin' about doin' that.

How else do we paint a car we're
gonna name The General Lee II?

Now, just a minute.

Gettin' rid of the General
was one thing

but stealin' its name

ain't that double
jeopardy or somethin'?

The original General didn't have
no name till we gave it to him.

Wouldn't seem right not having
a General Lee in the family.

I wish you would've
thought about missing him

before you went out and
sold him in the first place.

Bo, look. We made a deal
to replace the General Lee.

Painting the car
is part of that deal.

But, Luke--

Or don't the word of
a Duke mean nothin' no more?

Uncle Jesse, he is getting
stranger and stranger every day.

I think I oughta
talk to him about this.

Don't. Now, he didn't
mean it. I don't think.

Daisy, come on. Luke's been
saying all kinda weird things.

Don't y'all tell me I'm
the only one that's noticed it.

No, we ain't gonna
tell you that.

But...he has been acting
kinda strange lately.

So, when he's gonna
start acting like himself?

Well, until he gets it
out of his system, honey.

Until he does, we're all gonna
treat him as kind and as gentle

and with as much
understandin' as we can.

Just hope to the Lord he don't
bust his family wide apart.

I can't hear ya.
Speak up, will you?

- Boss.
- Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Just a
minute here. Just a minute.

- It's me, Hobie.

Oh, Hobie Harkins,
what's on your mind?

Well, are you,
are you, are you sti...still

offering a thousand dollar bonus

for anybody who could
get those, uh, Luke boys

to p-p-part
with General Lee?

Maybe I am and maybe
I ain't. What's it to you?

'Cause I just slickered
'em out of it.

And my-my mech, uh, my mech, uh

the rep-repairman is, is

got her hummin'
like a blender.

Oh, listen, listen.

You hear that?
Now, now, do you want..

Now, do you want it or not?

- Oh, I want it. I want it!
- Well, good.

Then all you have to do
is raise the bonus to $2,000.

Hobie, are you drunk?
- Well, of course.

You must've got the DTs if you
expect I'm gonna pay 2,000.

Well, I-I will do you a favor.

You-you, I will, I will
take it in shine.

Alright, alright.
No, wait a minute.

You'll take it in cash,
on account of

you're gonna need
that to pay the rent

on your car lot...because I
just happened to raise that rent

by that very same $2,000.

- Ooh, gee.

- That hypnotizing worked.

- Yeah.

Luke Duke just got rid of
General Lee to Hobie Harkins.

Ooh!

And I just bought
him off of Hobie.

- You didn't!
- I did.

- That's what I said.

Oh, good. You know
what we can do?

We can, we can repaint
the General Lee

and then we can put it
in the Drag 'n' Fly.

Isn't that a brilliant
idea, right?

- Wrong.

- I ain't gonna use it.

Mm-mm. I'm gonna
demolish that clunker car.

Demolish?

Get it outta my life
once and for all.

Ooh, good.

That's what I call
a brilliant idea.

Brilliant. That is brilliant.
How you gonna do that?

- Not me.

- You.

- You.
Ooh, how?

- Uh-huh.

You're gonna shove
it right off the cliff

into Rainbow Canyon.

Right off
the cliff, good.

'This is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane'

calling Boss Hogg with
the latest progress report.

Come back.

This is J.D. Hogg.

Uh, go ahead. Go ahead.
Uh, report. Report.

Well, the victim's vehicle is on
the slope overlookin' the cliff.

Uh, come back.

I don't want it overlooking
the cliff, knucklehead.

I want it over
the cliff, period.

'I just finished adding
that clunker car'

to my overall insurance policy
so I can recuperate my losses.

I repeat, over the cliff.

Uh, that's a great
big affirmative

'and, uh, the General Lee's
luck is about to roll out.'

And so am I, in case
there's any witnesses around.

Now, I don't know about
y'all, but I feel like

somebody's about
to shoot my dog.

Wouldn't you just know it?

Fortunately, ol' Cooter was heading that way on a call.

Hang on, General.
I'm comin'.

Boy, right to the edge.

Now that's true love
between one good ol' boy

and one good ol' car.

Ha!

Yes, siree, Bob, I'll tell you
right now, if I'd have got there

five seconds later,
old General would be nothing

but a big reddish-orange blob
at the bottom of Rainbow Canyon.

It wouldn't make no difference
anyways. He ain't worth nothing.

I'm just gonna pretend
I didn't hear that.

The point is, General Lee didn't
get there by his lonesome.

Somebody had
to push him.

And who'd wanna do
a mean thing like that?

Somebody who doesn't want us
to drive in the Drag 'n' Fly.

The only competition we
got there would be Boss Hogg.

Why didn't we
think of that?

Well, things has
changed, though.

You two ain't driving
the General in the Drag 'n' Fly.

Well, Boss Hogg don't
necessarily know that.

The important thing is,
we gotta keep them

from trying to hurt
the General Lee again.

Which ain't gonna be easy

'cause whoever it is
ain't likely to stop now.

We'll just hide
the General in the barn.

Uh, Daisy, the General
ain't ours to hide no more.

The right thing to do
would be to take him back

to the person
we sold him to.

Hobie? Luke, you out
of your mind?

Hobie might be neck-deep
in this thing too.

The only thing Hobie's
neck-deep in, is a shine bottle.

Truth of the matter is,
the law is the law

and us Dukes gotta obey
it no matter...

...what might happen
to the General there.

Hey, folks,
Eat Hogg's Happy hamburgers.

Our slogan, "The only snack
that makes you straighten up

and fly right."

Fly right. Ha ha.
Fly right.

- Cut!
- Alright, alright.

Good. Get ready
for another one.

- Rosco, come here.

Tell me more of them
gory details

about the General's
last charge.

Ooh, I'll tell you,
he went out in a blaze of glory

in Rainbow Canyon.

See, I heard this
horrendous crash.

And there was the crunch of wood
and the mangle of metal

and there was
the tinklin' of glass.

Tinkle, tinkle.

And then this humongous
black cloud

started ascending
toward heaven.

Up, up, up, to that big
junkyard in the sky.

Yeah, I love it.
I love it.

- I did too.
- Yeah, I thought you would.

With that car out of the way,
there's nobody to stop us

from winnin' the derby.

He's right, Boss.
He's right.

Oh, I can see them endorsements
payin' off right now.

You ready for another one?

- Yeah.
- Alright, hit that fan.

- Hit that fan.
- Hit the fan!

Here we go.

Hold it.
Hold everything.

The fan is
a little too hard!

Turn it off!
Turn it off!

- 'Rosco, come over here.'

Listen, if that General Lee
went over the cliff

with clouds ascending,
what do you call that?

Well, that's..

Ooh! Oh, uh, uh, that's
a, uh, optical illusion.

'Uh-uh.'

- No, uh, it's a reincarnation.
- Never.

- No, it's certainly a miracle.

It's a miracle that they could
put the car back together again.

Yeah, well, you just better
take it apart again

and you get them
car-thievin' Dukes arrested.

For what?

They're driving around in my
personal property, ain't they?

And that spells
grand theft auto.

- Alright, now, get.
- I'm gone.

And that goes for everybody.
Get, get, get!

Now the Dukes was tryin'
to do the honest thing

which sometimes
gets complicated.

Bo was in the General.

Luke was driving old yeller,
followed by Cooter.

And Rosco trying to arrest
everybody.

And Boss' baddies trying
not to look too confused.

Best step on it, Bo.

Looks like we got about half of
Hazzard there hot on our tail.

If Rosco catches you
in the General, it's over.

I'm gonna head north and
double back to the used car lot.

Y'all run me
some interference.

You want interference,
you got it.

I'm gonna look like the
right side of the bulldog line.

What's that fool doin'?

I don't know. Get him
out of the way.

Keep trying.

Hey, I got ya.

That fool's hooked us.

Shake it off.
Do something else.

- Turn it or something.
- It won't work. He's got us.

- We're up in the air.
- We gotta do something.

- We can't do nothing!

Hit the brakes.

Hey, what say, Homer?

Where'd you drop in from?

'I can't stop just yet, Homer.
So hang on, will you?'

Move it over
a little, huh?

- Whoa! She's alright.

Ah! A-ah!

'Homer, hang on
to your hat, will you?'

Just when Bo was beginning
to feel like General Custer

at the Little Bighorn,
what was left of the cavalry

came racing to the rescue.

Come on. Get in here.

Ooh! Not now, Flash.
We're in hot pursuit.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Flash, you alright?

'Cooter!'

Sorry 'bout that, Homer.

Hey, look, I-I'll buy you a cold
one down at the Boar's Nest.

Yeah, they're all okay.

They'll be right back
on our tail

after they quit
arguin' each other.

When they don't catch us,
they'll stake out the farm.

That suits me. As long as they
keep off us until 4 o'clock.

What's so special about
4 o'clock

4 o'clock just happens
to be the deadline

for the Hazzard
Drag 'n' Fly, that's all.

Wanna make sure we beat
Boss at his own game

if we do have
to use this car.

Since they were afraid
to meet at the farm

they laid low at one of Jesse's old abandoned still sites.

'Course, Jesse knew
they'd be there.

Well, that's a real
fine kettle of catfish

you got us into this time.

Don't look at me.

Wouldn't be in this mess if Luke
hadn't given up the General.

It was time. He was
ready to fall apart.

You wanted to make sure
of that by selling him?

I didn't want nothin' bad
to happen to him.

Figured the worst
was belonging to us.

And he'd spend the rest
of his days in peace.

I don't understand you.

One minute, you're saying
the General Lee's ready

for the old soldiers home.

And then the next minute,
just like that

'you're worried about
what's gonna happen to him.'

What was that?

'I was sayin', the General--'

Uh, there was some kinda noise.

What, what was you saying?

I was just wondering how you
could consider the General Lee

an old friend and then the
very next minute, just like that

'you're bad-mouthin' him.'

Hold on a second.

Anybody who says I've been
bad-mouthing the General

'ought to have
his ears examined.'

I ain't believin' this.

You sound like somebody
who got out of a bad dream

and don't remember a thing.

Remember what?

Now, Bo, it ain't important
whether he remembers it or not.

The important thing is,
he don't feel that way no more.

What way?

Now, now, here's
what we gotta do.

We gotta make sure nobody tries
to total out the General Lee.

Total the General Lee?

Only way to do that
is to buy him back.

- Luke, wait a minute.

Uncle Jesse,
we ain't got no money.

He he, while you two was
runnin' from the law

I sold three cords of wood
to Zack Whitley.

Then I got a good loan
on the tractor

and with the mortgage payment,
we ought to have about enough

to make ourselves a deal.

I appreciate it, but we
can't let you do that for us.

I ain't doin' it for you. I'm
doin' it for the General Lee.

Old-timers like him and me
is gotta stick together.

Especially when
young whippersnappers

that ain't dry
behind the ears yet

'think we're ready
for the bone pile.'

Now get goin'.

The General's almost back
in our family again.

We can still make
that Drag 'n' Fly?

You bet we can.

- Well, let's get going.
- Let's go.

Get away?
You let 'em get away?

You had Bo Duke dead
to rights on the charge

of grand theft auto
and you let him get away?

'Well. That's a sort of
a yes and sort of a no, see?'

Yes, they got away,
but no, we didn't let 'em.

Did we, Flash?

Flash is right, Boss.

We didn't let 'em,
they escaped on their own.

'We've been
looking for 'em.'

Could've been worse.
At least, got the car back.

I don't want it back.
I want it demolished.

Listen, don't worry
about it.

Flash and I'll go whizzing
to Hobie's and take care of it.

You ain't goin' whizzing
no place. Sit down!

Ooh.

Sorry, Flash.
I didn't mean to..

I got a better idea.

Just to make sure
nothin' goes wrong this time

I want you boys
to handle it.

You forgetting
somethin', Boss.

'We're supposed
to be competing'

in the Drag 'n' Fly
this afternoon.

That's right, Boss.

So you boys got plenty of time

to get yourselves
hold of some explosives

drive that General Lee
to the gravel pits

and then blow it up
into smithereens.

When the boys showed up

old Hobie was still boiling
about the shine

that old Boss had
double-crossed him out of.

He figured the best way to get revenge was to spill the beans.

- Boss bought it.

That's the last person
I'd want ownin' General.

It won't be for long.

He's got two men out there
headed for the gravel pit

right now with enough
explosives in that car

to blow it higher than I am.

Let's go.

Friends, she's got the might

but I don't think
she's got the moves.

Well, I reckon it's all in
who's in the driver's seat.

Spanner, we ain't gonna
make it to the gravel pit.

If you can hold 'em off,
I'll blow it here somewhere.

Better be quick about it,
Banyon. They're coming on fast.

Ah!

Get up!

- Thank you, cuz.
- Here's mine.

Where you got
that dynamite?

Too late, sodbuster,
the fuse is lit.

Luke!

You fool. What would you do
if that blew up your hand?

I wouldn't be standing here
realizing what a fool I was.

That's for sure.
What time is it?

It's about 10 minutes before the
deadline for that jump and fly.

Let's get goin'.

Sure you wanna
take the General?

After all the trouble
we been through

wouldn't make sense
to use anything else.

You're right.

Y'all realize that after
the day they've had

they're now fixing
to run a race?

And the final heat
of the Drag 'n' Fly Derby

is nearly over and old Boss' car still hadn't made the run.

'You, idiot.'

'Ooh, you made me
scuff my car.'

If Bo and Luke don't show up
here pretty quick, Uncle Jesse

they're gonna be eliminated.
They gotta be here by 4 o'clock.

Yeah, don't cry
before the milk is spilt.

They still got
a good five minutes.

Dang, dang, dang.
That Banyon and Spanner.

What, what, who?

- My-my drivers. My drivers.
- Oh.

Why, they should've
been here an hour ago.

Oh!

Now, listen, they're not
the only ones missin'.

And they're not the only ones
worryin' either. Look there.

By now, General Lee
was snakin' through

some of the longest shortcuts
in Hazzard County.

Boy, it handles great.

Ha ha.

It's good to hear
you say that again.

Oh, dang, it's now or never.

Well, I can't wait
another second.

I'm gonna win that
first prize right now.

How you gonna do that, Boss?
You have no driver.

- Oh, yes, I do.

- You!

- Mm-mm.

Are you kiddin'?

But, Boss, that is
a horrendous jump.

What if I don't make it?

Well, then I won't own
the winning car, will I?

You wouldn't want that
to happen to the man

who signs your paycheck,
would you?

You don't mean..
- Mm-mm.

- Mm-mm.

- Oh, Boss, listen..
- Come on.

No, no, Boss,
listen, listen.

I'm too old to die!

You just get out there
and win or don't come back.

That's what
I'm afraid of, Boss.

Oh, this is scary.

Faster, faster.

Hope I don't leave
Flash an orphan.

Mm, mm.

Ooh!

That ain't bad.

Rosco, he done it!
he done it!

He got the best time
and distance both.

Well, now, don't be too
sure about that, J.D.

This here derby
ain't over yet.

Yeah, well, it will be
in just less than a minute.

Nobody's gonna cheat me out of
them advertisin' pictures now.

You sure of that, Boss?

Bo and Luke Duke
in the General Lee?

They made it through,
Uncle Jesse. Oh!

'Yaa-hoo!'

Lookie there.

They took one whole second
off of Rosco's time.

- Dang!
- They beat his distance too.

That means we beat you
twice in the same race, Boss.

Dang!

'Well, just hush'

'or I'll arrest you for
double parking in a drag strip.'

'Ooh, you done
scuffed me enough.'

'Now you're
scuffin' me more.'

You alright, Rosco?
Come on out.

That would've killed
ten ordinary men.

Boy, that was
a hellacious jump, that was.

Well, listen, get your
clammy cabbage-picking..

I don't need your help.

Hey, Boss...afternoon.

It's gonna take a lot
to put this back in shape.

So, we figured, we'd help you
out of your financial jam

by buying back
the General from you.

What? Wh..

After them product endorsements
you done me out of

nothing in this
whole wide world

would make me sell that car to
you. No time, no how, no way.

Rosco, ain't there some sort of
fine for transporting explosives

in an unauthorized vehicle
like the General Lee?

Are you kiddin'? Of course there
is. A thousand dollar fine.

- That wasn't what he was doing.
- No.

Then, what was he doing with
them explosives in the General?

That was to blow
it up for the insurance.

- Why did you..
'

You should've hypnotized
me instead of Luke.

Hold on a second, now. What's
all this talk about hypnotizing?

- Nothing.
- Uh, Rosco, Rosco.

One more word
and I'm gonna have that big

fat tongue
of yours bronzed.

You ain't gonna have
to do that, J.D.

Things is beginnin'
to clear up.

Luke, I'm awful sorry.

I...should've known
it was some scheme of Boss'

'that made you want
to sell the General.'

Yeah, it's probably against
the law to hypnotize a person

against his will too,
ain't it?

So unless you decide to sell
the General back to us

I think we're gonna--

But what do you
Dukes got to pay for it?

Why don't you keep
your prize money

and give the boys
back their car?

Alright. alright. Alright.
Alright, you win.

Here. Here's the slip.

Alright!

And you...
on second thought

I ain't gonna have
your tongue bronzed.

Ooh, good.

I'm gonna bronze
your whole head.

Ooh.

And that's how hypnotizin'
Luke backfired on the Boss.

One thing about Hazzard County, a body's never over the hill

as long as it's still got
the fighting spirit

whether it's a man
or a car.