All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S04E06 The Great Bank Robbery_track3_[eng]

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just'a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood ♪

'Yee-haw!'

It's a hot Hazzard's day.

Dukes are headin' for town to make a very important deadline.

Cousin Boss, I'm tellin' ya

ain't been so much as a possum
cross here all afternoon.

Yeah, but I don't believe you
for one single second.

If you ain't seen nobody,
it's because you been sleeping

that's why, so just wake up,
do you hear me?

'If you don't give out tickets
how we gonna raise any money'

for the J.D. Hogg relief,
rehabilitation

and philanthropic fund.

Whose coffer happens to be down
to exactly zero.

What do I do,
give a ticket to a bird?

Just nobody been around here,
I'm tellin' you.

Hold on, wait.
Okay, here come the Dukes.

Here come the Dukes.

'Just give them a ticket
for speeding.'

A $50 fine.

Cousin Boss, they ain't
speedin'. They're goin' slow.

So give 'em a ticket
for impedin'.

Speedin', impedin',
it's all same.

Same fine. Same $50.
Now go, get moving.

Well, okay,
if you say so. Bye.

- He wants us to pull over.

I've been driving legal
and everything.

If you pull over,
we're never gonna make it

to Mary Belle's cake shop
before closing. Come on.

That's right,
floor it, Luke.

Yikes!

Wouldn't you just love
to read them job requirements

for a Hazzard County deputy?

If you're wonderin'
what the bank's doin'

open on a Saturday.

If Boss Hogg
could make a dollar

he'd open it on Judgment Day.

Even if there wasn't
any time left to spend it.

And this here
is Clarence Stovall

one of Uncle Jesse's
oldest friends.

He's got only
one more day to go

before he retires
on his pension.

Well, it's good.

Yes, Boss,
what can I do for ya?

Silly little thing
I gotta discuss with you.

As of today,
you're fired.

I'm fired?

But-but-but
that just ain't fair.

But-but-but, Clarence, just
because you're loyal, dependable

and hard workin' and ain't
missed a day on the job

in your life, ain't no reason
for me to keep you on

when I'm cuttin' down.

But you can't fire me. What,
what, what about my pension?

Pension?
O

- Well.

We're all gonna have to help
balance the budget.

'And I'm just doin' my share.'

So I ain't givin' no more
handouts to no freeloaders.

I ain't no freeloader.

Every week for 30 years, you've
been taking $3.98 out of my pay.

And that was to accrue at 4.97%
interest for 30 years.

'At the time
of my retirement'

I was to get
the residual benefits

from the principal sum
of $30,000.

Oh, you're a whizz at numbers,
ain't you?

I'm just
pr-protectin' my rights.

Oh, yeah? You're forgetting
all about them

administrative costs,
carrying charges

advisory fees
and not to mention inflation.

So all that accruing
has been eaten up.

Eaten up?

And besides, you gotta put
in 30 years on the job

before you're entitled
to a pension.

But I'm only
one day shy of 30 years.

Yeah, one day
and 20 minutes.

And my advice to you is
you quit jarrin' here

and go clean up that
messy storeroom in there.

Or I'm gonna have to take that
20 minutes out of your pay.

I swear old Boss would drown kittens to save a little milk.

Them Dukes don't know it yet

but Clarence's predicament's gonna get them in more trouble

than a raccoon trapped
in a dog pound.

Hey, let's get inside and remind
Mr. Stovall the big shin dig.

Daisy, you got two minutes
to get that cake

from Mary Belle for
Mr. Stovall's retirement.

- I'm gone.
- Get us some sugar cookies.

- 'Okay.'
- Great.

You know, Boss.

I gotta hand it to ya.

You really know
how to handle the help.

Well, while your handing out
things, hand me the mustard.

And, Rosco,
I just did what I had to.

I mean, we gotta live
by the rules, don't we?

'And the fact that
this little old rule'

is gonna save me
30,000 simoleons

in pension money
that Clarence won't get

just breaks my heart.

Well, it sure didn't affect
your appetite any, did it?

Can you tell Mr. Stovall the
Duke boys are lookin' for him?

Say, listen, if you Duke boys
have come in here

to argue about that ticket
you got from Cletus

for impedin',
you can just forget it.

Well, Boss, number one,
we didn't get no ticket.

But you were supposed
to get a ticket.

And number two,
we didn't come here to argue.

We need to do some remindin'.
Where's Mr. Stovall?

Well, Clarence
is out back somewhere

taking care of what's
gotta be taken care of.

And he can't be disturbed.

I could take a message
to him if you'd like.

Much obliged, Rosco.
Tell him that the doings

that Uncle Jesse's
planned for him

is going to take place Monday.
His last day of work.

Huh. Well, you're a helpful
boy scout, ain't you?

- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey.

I'm here to save you
from yourself.

Oh, boy, look what we got there.

Oh!

- Oh, boy.
- Hi, Cletus.

Cletus, what are you doin'?
What did you do to my fleet?

Why didn't you give them Dukes
a ticket like you had to?

I'm gonna take care of that
right now, Cousin Boss.

I just wanna talk to y'all
for a minute.

Well, uh..

'Cletus we're all
talked out for today.'

Yeah, you just
keep in touch. Here.

Just wait till..
Thanks a lot.

'Bye, Cletus.'

I swear if it rained soup

Cletus's bowl
would be upside down.

Cletus, what's wrong with you?
I mean, what good are you?

I mean, you can't
give out tickets.

'You get your car
full of water'

'and you look like
a darn wreck.'

It's not my fault.
Duke boys evaded me

right into Pringles pond.

- Pringles--
- Alright, alright.

Then I want them arrested
for rustin' county property.

Rustin' county property?

- Namely your patrol car.
- Yeah!

And the law says that there's
a heavy fine, plus damages.

There ain't
no such law as that.

- Well, there is now.
- Well, there is now.

Come on, Cletus, will you?
Clean out your car.

'Clean it up real good.'

'And then fill out
the proper warrant'

and go arrest
Bo and Luke Duke, you hear?

Yes, sir.

- Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, let me get it.

Clean it!

How's he doing?

Oh, I think he's gonna be
just fine, Uncle Jesse.

Get him healed up
and back out there in the woods.

I don't want him
gettin' my chicks.

Somebody comin'.

'Looks like Mr. Stovall.'

- Hey, Clarence, good to see ya.
- Jessie.

Hey, Mr. Stovall, you're in time
for dinner. We're havin' ribs.

I can't afford the time, Bo.
But thank you.

Clarence, you ain't goin'
nowhere for a Monday, are you?

Everybody's gonna turn up
for your retirement shindig.

Well, I'd be mighty
obliged to you

if you'd give 'em
my regrets, Jesse.

'But I'm leaving
this very minute.'

'I just couldn't
go off to Florida'

without sayin' goodbye
to my friends.

- But, Mr. Stovall--
- Now, Daisy, uh..

No buts.

If that's the way he wants it,
that's the way it's gonna be.

But, listen, Clarence, you are
gonna have some ribs with us

and spend the night before
taking such a long trip.

That's very kind of you,
Jesse, but--

Now, Clarence, like
I told Daisy "no buts."

Now, we'll just
go in the house..

No, no, no!

I haven't got the time, see.

Cletus, this is your superior
officer, Rosco P. Coltrane.

Listen, Flash and I here are
turnin' off on Sawmill Road.

'What's your point?'

- Just passed Pile Junction.
- That's an affirmative.

Uh, listen, Cletus,
we gotta be sneaky.

Gotta be real sneaky.
Gotta tippy-toe up on 'em.

I don't wanna hear no sound,
you got that?

Roger, Wilco.
Whoever he is.

You mean to tell me,
Clarence Stovall

that you stole this money
from J.D's bank?

It don't make sense.

Not after them years
of honest and loyal service.

That's exactly the reason!

After all them years, Boss Hogg
snookered me out of my pension.

- 'I've done what I had to do.'
- Went and arranged your own.

I walked in before the vault was
closed to do my final cleanin'

and I walked out with the exact
amount of my pension money.

Thirty thousand dollars.

But you ain't told us, Clarence,
how Boss Hogg snookered you?

He fired me today.

One day short of my 30 years.

'Said I don't qualify.'

Why, that low-down
dirty varmint.

Still, you can't let him being
a crook make a crook outta you.

You're right, Luke.

I guess, I got so mad,
I couldn't think straight.

Well, I guess it's too late
to do anything about it now.

Never too late, Clarence.

Now, we're gonna see you
outta this mess

'cause you're our friend.

And once you're a friend of the
Dukes, you're a friend for life.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, no, it's the sheriff.

'Let's hit it, Bo.'

Careful, if you're caught,
it's a year for every dollar.

We'll meet ya at Jensen's
Hollow. Hit it, Bo.

Alright, you two..
Pull over for the law.

Listen, you're under arrest.

You pay attention to me.
This is the law speaking.

We can't lose Rosco.

- Bo, look out!
- Huh!

Now, y'all see all that space?

Cletus is the one person
who'd have a wreck

with enough room to build
a barn on either side.

Oh, no!

'Ah!'

'That's one way to stop.'

Don't rub it in.

Oh, I love this.
This is my life.

Oh, ho, ho,
I love it, I love it.

Alright, you Dukes.

Alright, get outta
that vehicle.

Rosco, what are you gonna
arrest us for this time?

That's for me to know
and for you to find..

Oh, Jesus.

'O'

I'm arresting you
for a bank robbery.

Wait, Rosco,
we can explain about that money.

Tell you who
you're gonna explain to.

You gonna explain
to the judge.

''Cause this is real money,
I mean..'

Rosco, you know
we ain't no bank robbers.

Great gods of grits,
that's a fortune. Ew!

Oh!

Y'all should've seen Bo kick the football for Hazzard High.

He was 10 for 12,
and no shoes.

Had he used his right foot

he would've put Rosco's pistol back in the holster.

Freeze it!
Freeze it!

Bless your pointed little foot.

You sure dropkicked us
outta trouble.

Not quite.

You forgetting that Rosco thinks
we robbed that bank, now?

Yeah.

We best get to Jenson's Hollow

and figure how do
we get outta this mess.

'I'll drive,
you do the figuring.

You say, you seen them
Duke boys...with what?

- With my eyes.
- No, no, I mean the other.

Thousands of dollars
in the backseat.

- I mean just--

I'm tellin' you the backseat
of that vehicle

looked like the countin' room
of the US mint.

You sure you ain't been
hallucinating lately?

I don't think so,
unless it was from hunger.

- I'm givin' you a test.
- Oh.

How many fingers
am I holdin' up here?

Um, four greasy ones.

- Well, you did see 'em.
- Yeah.

- Well then, we got 'em.
- We got 'em.

Prayin' them Duke boys ain't
gonna wiggle outta it this time.

Ain't gonna wiggle!

- Ha ha, here hold this.
- Ah, oh!

I gotta get me on the phone

and call up every bank
in these parts

'to see which one
of 'em's been robbed.'

I said "hold it,"
not eat it!

All we gotta do is catch them
Duke boys with their loot

and then collect
the reward money.

And this time
I get 50/50, right?

Uh-uh, the usual 90/10.

But I saw it
in the car's backseat.

Yeah, and I figured out about
collectin' the reward money.

Bank, bank, bank.

Ah, here we are.

You know, Rosco,
you know something?

I just can't understand it,
how some people can be

such fools as to allow
their banks to be robbed.

- 60/40.
- 90/10.

Now, on the other hand,
you take my bank.

Well, my bank
is a 100% burglar proof.

You wanna know why?

- 90/10, I'll tell you why.

Because I have
just installed on my vault

a brand-new modern time lock.

And nobody, but nobody
can rob my bank.

- 80/20!
- 90/10!

I'll take it.

If Boss only knew that
that money Rosco had seen

was from his bank, he'd be
chokin' on that pork chop.

Well, the Dukes all met at the old still site number one.

They was figuring how to pull Clarence's bacon from the fire.

'Only way you're gonna get out
of this mess you're in'

is to get that money
back in the vault

before J.D.
knows it's missing.

Can't be done, Jesse

What do you mean
it can't be done?

Boss Hogg will be there
eight o'clock on the dot Monday.

First thing he does
is open the vault.

Second thing he does
is count the money.

Then we gotta have
the money back in

before he opens the vault,
before the bank opens.

It'll be like
bank robbing in reverse.

Puttin' in
instead of taking out.

With the money there,
ain't been no crime.

- We're all off scot-free.

Easier for a chicken
to lay a square egg.

Why, I got a key.

'You got a key?'

I also have the combination
to the vault.

I wasn't sittin' around that
bank like a toad on a stump

learnin' nothing
for 30 years.

He's got the key
and the combination.

Cousin, it's gonna be
a lot easier than we thought.

Fallin' off a log.

While Cooter was pumpin'
the sludge out of Cletus' car

again Cletus was on the job,
harassin' citizens.

Ah-hah!

Did I get..
Ah! O-oh.

...you loitering that?

That is a violation
of civil code 16-2b.

Littering.

That littering
is next to loitering.

As a matter of fact.

Loitering.
L-O, loi, loitering.

L-O-Y-T..

Oh-ho-ho. Top of the mornin'
to you, Ms. Heferty.

Do you know you just jaywalked?
That's gonna cost you $15.

Of course, there was
a little social protest.

And that's assaulting
an officer.

That's free.

Using Cooter's garage
for a command post

the Dukes were just
about to start cooking.

Y'all, we got trouble.
Cletus is in front of the bank

writing tickets with both hands.

I wonder which one of
J.D.'s charity is in trouble?

Daisy, do you suppose you can
decoy Cletus away from there?

- No, but fish swim.

Now, that's gonna work.

Alright, once she's
got him occupied

we three make
mad dash over there.

At my age, I ain't much good
at dashing, Luke.

Maybe we better forget
the whole idea.

'Just a minute, Clarence.'

I don't know, but if you
was to trust Bo and Luke

with that combination and key

well, they'd do
the dashing for you.

Jesse, I feel real bad
about letting Bo and Luke

take all the risk
for my foolishness.

But they can do it.

- 'Alright.'

Alright, here's the..
Here's the key and eh..

I promised we's gonna help ya,
and that's what we's gonna do.

And this here's the combination.
Don't you let anybody see that.

- Yes.
- You got it.

- Let's hit the road, Bo.
- Alright.

Careful.

They is good boys.

Eh, you're tellin' me, you ain't
had no robbery neither?

Not even
an itty

Are you sure?

You absolutely positive?

What do you mean,
I'm a.. Hello!

'Hello?'

Damn! Blast it!

Oh, I'm exhausted.

I've called up every bank
in these parts.

I've worn my finger
down to the nerve

yet, I can't find one single
bank that's had a robbery.

Listen, are you sure you've seen
them Dukes with all that money?

Oh, listen. Uh, I'm sure.
It's as clear as cider in a jug.

Well, one more time. How many
fingers am I holding up here?

- F-f-four!
- Eh!

Alright, how many pork chops
are there on that plate?

Wait a minute.
Did I eat all of them chops?

Oh, you must've, yeah.

No, there were more
when I went to the phone.

Listen, Boss, are you sure
you called every bank?

Yeah, yeah. I checked
every bank in this book.

There ain't a bank in this
whole state that I overlooked.

- Except one.

- Yours.

- Yours.

Yours.

Mine!

- Yours.
- Mine.

- Yours.
- Mine. Mine. Mine.

Come on, Rosco,
we gotta go.

- To my bank.

- I've been robbed!

- Oh.
- Here, arm yourself.

Well, ho-how can
your bank be robbed?

You said it was
burglar proof, and-and..

only a fool would let
his bank get robbed.

Yeah, well, only a jackass
would be positive.

Come on.
Let's not beat our gums.

We gotta check it out fast.
Move it, move it.

You never can tell
with them Duke boys.

They may have found some way
to crack open my new padlock.

Come on!
Come on, let's go.

Oh, no-no-no! Get him away.
Get me outta here.

Bad excuse for a hound.
It's gotta go, you hear me?

Come on, move it!
Quick!

'Cletus, can I talk to you
for a minute, sugar?'

- Look here.

- Cletus, not at me.

Come on, look at this sign.
Some person just knocked it.

Oh!

Since the boys
had to stay out of sight.

They figured it'd be where
no one was looking.

Up.

Aren't you a public-minded
citizen, Daisy.

I'll have this fixed.
I'm taking my gun out.

No! Let me got you a rock.

- Here.
- The gun might hurt someone.

That's true.

Make sure this is
right in there.

Honey, look what you've done?
Oh, Cletus. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, it don't hurt much, Daisy.

I'd give all my thumbnails
to see you smile.

I bet you say that
to all the girls.

Yeah.

That's gr..
Oh, that's good.

Key?

Takes all the fun
out of it.

Get in there.
Come on.

- Yeah, got it right here.

- Start reading 'em number out.
- Now, let's see.

Ten to the right..

Come on! Come on!

Hold down the fort.

Dumb times
for them to show up.

Don't come?

- Yeah.

Let me try it.

'Oh, there it is.'

Boss.
It's me.

- I thought you were behind me.
- Yeah, the door was locked.

Alright, come on in here. Now,
if anything moves, blast it!

'Your hear me?
Blast it!'

Them boys are trapped like
two foxes in a hen house

with a sack full of eggs.

That's right.

Anything in here moves,
I'll blast it full of holes.

That's it, that's it,
will you keep careful

with that weapon,
you cowchip.

Alright, come on,
we gotta check the vault.

Alright. Oh-oh.

Well, it doesn't look like
it's been tampered with.

I guess nobody robbed you.

Alright, alright, alright.

Well, didn't I tell you
I got a 100% burglar proof bank.

You wanna twiddle it,
open it up

and see if
your cash is safe?

Rosco, you got splinters
in the windmills of your mind.

Oh, that's poetic.

Didn't I also tell you that I
put this time lock on the vault?

Yeah, there's
a time lock there, I see it.

Yeah, so, no way or no how
can nobody get inside there

'till Monday morning
at 8.00 a.m.'

'Okay.'

He he he, well now,
what we're gonna do

is figure out a way to trap them
Duke boys with all their loot.

Oh, yeah, and maybe
we could collect reward

on that stolen money.

Yeah, yeah,
then put 'em behind bars

for violatin' their probation.

Ain't you gonna say,
"I love it?"

Oh, well, yeah.
I love it! I love it!

'Wait a minute, I gotta get me
some more cigars for later.'

'Come on, I got some
over here in my desk.'

- Something's leakin'.

'Get some brains,
it's the sprinklers.'

We're on fire!
Somebody shut that thing.

Look at that, get them boys!

What is it?
- I don't know.

We have some burglar on bust.
That's the alarm in the bank.

Hands up!
The fire alarm..

Here you go.

The last time ol' Luke
tossed the ball to Bo

he dropped it.

Looks like the boys
are gettin' away.

Rosco, get 'em!
Go get them Duke boys.

No!

Oh, here, I'll get you.

No, no, let me go.
Let me go, will you?

Let me go.
I'll use the gate.

Yeah, alright,
now shut the false alarm.

- Turn off the sprinklers..
- Yeah, I--

...before my money gets
washed away, will you?

Still ain't got rid
of the money though.

I never should've got
you Dukes mixed up in my mess.

Uh, don't worry about it,
Clarence, we'll work it out.

We will?

Yeah, don't know how,
but we will.

Before the money gets all wet.

It's that Duke boys.
They turned this alarm on.

Get my money,
my money, my money.

- Well, it's still locked.
- The vault.

- It's still locked up.
- Yeah. Yeah, so it is.

And that's how I want
them Duke boys, locked up tight.

- Yeah.

Alright. Now,
I gotta call Cletus.

I hope this thing still works
bein' all wet.

J.D. Hogg callin'
the Deputy Cletus Hogg.

Come in.
Come in, will you?

'J.D. Hogg callin'
the Deputy Cletus Hogg.'

'Where in the blazes
are you, birdbrain?'

I'm on them Duke boys tail,
Cousin Boss.

Ooh, bless you,
Cousin Cletus.

Alright now,
don't you loose 'em

because I want 'em bad.

'They just broke into my bank.'

Oh, well, you got it,
Cousin Boss.

They ain't gonna
get away this time.

Oh no, not again!

Yes, Cletus, again.

Well, I'll be John Brown if I wouldn't turn in my badge

and just go fishin'.

Oh no.

Perhaps we'll get Cletus
a drip

First, we gotta get
to Jensen's Hollow

and see if we meet Daisy
and Uncle Jesse.

This is J.D. Hogg
callin' Deputy Cletus Hogg.

Say hello from Roscoe.

Oh, I am not going to say
anything from you.

Cletus, Cletus,
will you come in?

Come in!
Will you answer me?

'Uh, hello,
it's damp out here'

Sounds like
he's in the pond again.

Phew!

This is a Saturday and..

...I'm surrounded
by nincompoops.

Wet nincompoops.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry,
little fat buddy.

Oh, no-no, nevermind that!
Oh, nevermind that!

'Them Duke boys
have declared war.'

And I'm goin' to be
ready for 'em.

Therefore..

...I'm gonna put a 24-hour round
the clock guard on this event.

Are you kiddin' me?

When am I gonna get
a little snooze, you know?

You gotta time lock
on that vault.

Well, time lock or no
I ain't trusting nobody

for nothin', no how,
no way, no more!

- Ooh.
- 'I'm orderin' you..'

..to call out the Hazzard
County Sheriff Reserves.

Oh! Yes, sir.
Good.

If them Duke boys come
within 50 yards on my bank

I want each and every one of you
to take aim and fire!

Oh no! No, no, no!

Back at still site number one

the Dukes and Clarence
were planin' again.

To top all the grief I bring
you, now you boys is fugitive.

Don't worry about it,
Mr. Stovall.

Shoot, we're use to that.

First thing we gotta do
is clear you.

We promised we was gonna help
and we're gonna help you.

- Ain't gonna be easy.

That time lock
that Boss put on the vault

throws a monkey wrench
in other works.

Sure does, especially
since it doesn't open

till Monday at 8 o'clock.

Uh, we'll all think better
over a little coffee

I-I'll get the water
if somebody will start the fire.

- Okay.
- Monday at 8 o'clock.

That's when the money's gonna
havta' go back in the vault.

Sure, we're gonna walk
right in the middle of town

in broad daylight
and go into the bank, right?

'The time lock's gonna open
whether he's there or not.'

'Hey, he's takin' my jeep.'

'Hold on, Mr. Stovall.'

Believe me,
I'm turnin' myself in.

You're gonna do no such thing.
Now you pull over, you hear?

- Alright, keep it steady.
- You got it.

- Watch your step.

'Oh, that's the craziest thing
I ever did hear of.'

What do you mean you're-you're
gonna turn yourself in?

You're gonna do no such thing.

You realize what'd happen
if you was to turn yourself in?

What are you tryin' to pull?

There ain't no use,
Jesse, I'm done for.

"Done for"? That's a word
us Dukes don't accept.

Especially, where our friend's
entire future maybe at stake.

We'll find a way out
of this, Mr. Stovall.

Now, look,
why don't y'all settle down

go home,
get a good night's rest.

Now me and Bo camp out, meet you
at Cooter's in the mornin'.

Alright, alright.
Daisy, you drive

and-and, Clarence,
you just quit this nonsense.

- We'll see you at Cooter's.
- Yes, sir.

Come on, let's go back
to the farm.

I tell you one thing, them
Dukes can do some plannin'.

Sunday mornin' came to Hazzard. Boss missed church.

He was guardin' his bank
and the Dukes were back at

Cooter's tryin' to figure out
a way to put the money back.

I don't see why they can't wait till Monday and make a deposit.

We ain't got,
but one chance left.

The vault's on a time lock,
it opens at 8:00 in the mornin'.

We have to figure out
some way

of gettin' them away
from the bank.

Get Boss away from checkin'
on his money?

It'll be easier to put socks
on a rooster.

Not necessarily,
Mr. Stovall.

Not if we create
some kind of ruckus.

What'd you think? Maybe a fight,
a crash or something like that.

Hey, y'all.

♪ You
You left ♪

♪ You left your wife
and 42 children ♪

♪ Without any gingerbread ♪

♪ Thinking it's right
Alright ♪

Wide halt!

Reserve Duty,
ready for duty, sir.

Boss is callin' reinforcements.

Ain't that Homer Sneed and
Bib Tarkey with badges on 'em.

Oh, dang.
They two is in there.

Besides bein' voluntary firemen

they're deputy
sheriff reserves.

This whole thing's gettin'
tougher by the minute.

Hold on, Uncle Jesse
just said the magic words.

- Voluntary firemen.

Now, Boss is
a fire chief, right?

That's right, why should
the fire department be spared

as inspired help.

That's gonna make it easy to get
everybody away from the bank.

You men have been called out
here to perform a sacred duty.

- Cousin Boss--
- To gaurd this here bank.

And protect the money
that's inside.

- Uh, Cousin Boss--
- Oh, Cletus, hush up.

And what makes it a sacred duty
is that money you're protectin'

is my money.

- Cousin Boss--

Your big mouth is gettin' in
the way of this here deployment.

Boss, Daisy's jeep is parked
in front of Cooter's garage.

- Yeah, and where Daisy is..

The Dukes ain't far behind.

Alright, now, you men stay here
and guard the bank.

And keep a sharp eye,
you hear?

Rosco, Cletus, follow me.

There.

If them Duke boys are in there,
our troubles are over.

But gonna be careful. Now,
let's just sneak up on them.

Alright, so much for sneakin'.

- Don't nobody move.
- Sorry, J.D., game's closed.

- I'll open for two matches.

Who are you callin'?
Uh, we don't like them gamblin'.

'You may be able
to fool some folks'

but you can't pull wool
over my eyes, Jesse.

Your nephews are around here,
we're gonna find 'em.

'Alright one card, Cooter.'

Oh, that's dumb, Daisy.
Drawin' on four of a kind--

It's dumb you givin' away
my hand, now, hush up.

Cletus, you nut.
Oh, I heard the loft.

- They're up in the loft.
- Go get them, men.

Ain't nothin' up there
but the mice, J.D.

Yeah, and I'm the cat's meow.

Come on, drag them down here.

Yeah, you wanna go first?

Come on, will you?
Move it!

They're still up
that ladder now.

Alright, come out of there

I hear your pussy footin'
around here.

- 'Go up and get 'em.'
- 'Just come on out.'

Must have been mice.

'Rosco, what's goin' on
up there?'

'Did you get 'em?
What's happenin'?'

Just hang on a couple of ticks,
we'll be in the clear.

Yeah, you got it.

Them boys better
start growin' some feathers

or flappin' their arms.

Oh no! That's them outside.

Get the cars ready.

Come on, move it on.

- There they go.

- It's too late, too late.
- Too late.

Daisy Duke,
I'm commandeering your jeep

in the name of the law.

- He can't drive--
- Hey, wait a minute, you can't.

Well, Cletus,
shoot at the tires, come on.

- Okay, I'm on it.
- Come on.

Cletus?

They're shootin'
at us, Luke.

Well, you better
lose 'em fast.

Ooh, ooh.

- Right here.

Oh, we left him behind,
you knucklehead.

Cletus, what are you doin'
hangin' up on that tree

makin' a monkey
out of yourself?

What're we goin' this way for?
The Dukes gonna get away.

Oh, nevermind them,
them all gone.

Come on, Rosco, keep on goin',
we gotta get to my bank.

Keep these guys from there.

They're headin' back to town.

He's pickin' up his drivin'
stunts pretty quick.

Better check in
on it, huh?

This here's the Lost Sheep
to Crazy C, come back.

Crazy Cooter comin' back at you.
Got my ears on you.

Comin' on long and strong.
What's the good word Lukas Bird?

Yeah, we're flyin' back
to the nest.

See you bright
and early in the morning.

Mornin' came to Hazzard

and the Hazzard bank
was under heavy guard.

At Cooter's garage,
the Duke forces

were synchronizin'
their watches.

That is, uh, they were puttin' everybody's watches

on same time.

Let's get synchronized.
Everybody should have 7:15.

7:15 on the dot.

That gives us 45 minutes
till the vault opens.

Now this whole plan depends on
everythin' goin' like clockwork.

Daisy and Cooter, get in
position. You're lookin' good.

- Right here.

- See ya.
- See you when we see you.

Well, Uncle Jesse oughta be
goin' right about now.

Which means
we better get movin'.

Mr. Stovall, sit tight
with the money here.

We'll be by at 7:45
to pick you up.

How'll I ever
thank all of you?

As soon as we get that there
money in that there vault

you and I and everybody else
have us a shindig, alright?

Sit tight now, folks,
'cause here we go.

Cletus, suck it in there,
you're lookin' disgrace.

- I don't care whether--

Look out, them boys, get 'em.

Hey, Luke,
did they take the bait?

Hook, line and sinker.

I think
that's them comin' now.

Daisy, you got 30 seconds,
better hit it.

- They're late an hour short.

Well, there's
a family resemblance.

Cletus, those Duke boys are
tryin' to pull another fast one.

'After 'em.'

Worked like charm.

Yeah, Uncle Jesse, oughta be
in position right about now.

What a time for a flat.

We gotta change it in record
time, else plan's dead.

Right on time.

Alright..

Here's smoke in your eyes.

Fire! Fire!

There's a fire, come on.

'We need all the help
we can get, come on.'

Fire! Fire!
There's a fire down there.

Fire! Fire!

Well now, this part
of Luke's plan was workin'

like a two dollar watch.

And so was this.

Uh-huh, that two dollar watch
is runnin' down.

'Come on, fellas,
time to board.'

But, Jesse, we can't,
we-we gotta gaurd the bank.

Oh, what's more important,
the Boss's money

or beholdin' duty
to put out fires?

Damn, the whole town
can burn down.

We need all the help we can get.

- Woo-hoo!
- Umm, me either.

- We're really behind now.
- We're never gonna make it.

We gotta make it.

Alright, good God.
There, I love it, I love it.

Alright, you Duke boys,
get out of the vehicle and--

Hey, Rosco.

- That ain't the Duke boys.
- Yeah, they ain't Duke boys.

Hi, Cletus.

'Daisy, you look real good
in that bar wig.'

Thank you, Cletus,
you like it?

Will you hush,
you dip stick.

We've been decoyed,
let's get back to the bank

before the Boss
is gonna skin us.

Well, Rosco's elevator don't
quite make it to the top floor.

'Get that vehicle out!'

We don't need that ladder.
Drop the ladder.

Give me the hose,
bring me some water.

Wait for me! Wait for me.
I'm comin', I'm comin'.

Dang it, Jesse Duke,
I ain't the fire.

Sorry, J.D., if you ask me
you're close to hot air.

Alright, alright,
I'm the fire chief.

I'm takin' charge.
Go there, go till there.

Clarence, get in here.

Hit it!

What on Earth
is goin' on in there?

- Somebody make a report.
- Ain't nothin' at all, chief.

Somebody just started the fire,
an ol' stove was on, no damage.

Well, the volunteer
fire department was called out

so that means a $100
of lawmen fee which I get.

Uh, I mean, which
the firemen's pension fund gets.

Wait a minute,
Homer, Bib, you're here.

Well, who's gaurdin' the bank?

- Oh.

You numbskulls, my vault's
about to open in a minute

and them Duke boys are scoopin'
up my unguarded money right now!

It's almost eight o'clock.
Right on time.

We're not out
of this yet.

Jesse, what are you
plannin' to do to me?

I'm sorry, J.D.,
I didn't see you comin'.

Oh, no, weren't you waitin'
for me one little bit?

You're in on
this whole scheme.

And you'll get
your just desserts.

Oh, what time is it?
What time is it?

Eight o'clock,
eight o'clock, eight o'clock.

Open up them pearly gates.

Let's get that money
in there, Mr. Stovall.

It's past eight o'clock,
It's past eight o'clock.

8:03 to be exact.

Past eight o'clock.

Ah, ain't them Duke boys.

What are you doin' here?
I know what you doin' here.

Stole all my money, didn't you?
You two, where have you been?

Well, the Duke boys
decoyed us away from the bank.

Yeah, past openin' time?

- Right.
- Well, it is past openin' time.

It is past openin' time.

Yeah, dangs,
the vault could be open

and the Duke boys
stole my money.

Well, you clap 'em in irons
while I check it out.

My money.

Where do you think
you're goin'?

Oh, we figured since we're
facing bank robbery charges

we might as well be at
the scene of the crime.

We're gonna watch.
After you.

What are you talkin' about?
Get in there.

- After me, Cletus.
- Oh, sorry, after you.

I got it, I got it.
I got it!

'All my beautiful green money.'

Looks like there's
no robbing to me.

- Got nothin' on the Dukes.

You know he's right, we don't
have anythin' on the Dukes.

- No, we sure do.
- Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they still
haven't accounted for

what they was doin'
in this here bank

the other day
when it was closed.

And I call that breaking in
and entering.

- Boss, we was just testin'.

We was testin' if your bank
was burglar proof.

It is burglar proof,
look at that.

Well, not the other day,
it wasn't, Boss

seems you failed the test.

Wha-what-what.. Don't..
Don't you fast talk me.

Look, you boys,
are in a mess of trouble.

And, Clarence Stovall,
what are you doin' here?

- Why, you're a fired employee.

Boss, if you don't
reinstate Clarence

I think we'll start spreadin'
that heart stoppin' story.

Wha

About your bank vault not bein'
burglar proof like you say.

There you go again.

- We walked in clear as day.
- Even into the vault.

Seems to me that on the right
hand side as you walk in

there's a table that's got
eight stacks of small bills

that amounts to $30,000,
isn't it?

That's where I found this money.

You were in there.
Don't tell anybody about it.

People will come in here,
they'd want the money back

there'll be a run on the bank
You know, I can't afford that.

Bo, we'd better go to Boars
Nest, tell all our friends

and neighbors about
the bank bein' unsafe.

Don't tell anybody about it.
Don't tell anybody.

Maybe we can work
some sort of deal.

Like gettin'
Clarence here unfired.

- Gettin' him his pension.

- That's right.
- Didn't say it's definite.

- Yes, you did.

- No, I didn't
- No, he did not.

- Let's talk it over.
- Clarence, just come over..

And that's the way the Duke boys got ol' Clarence

hired back for one more day to qualify him for his pension.

The Boss, bein' the sentimental sort, got all mushy.

Alright, Clarence, I got a watch
for you here someplace, uh..

...tell you what..
The damn thing broke.

How do you like that? Look at
this thing, it broke in two.

I'm gonna give it
to you anyhow.

This is thing just
snaps back in, I guess.

Well, you can get it fixed.
You know that.

Alright, good luck to you.

Put that clock away
'cause we want you

to have this fishing pole.

And you're not gonna be worried
about the time no more.

Now I ask you, wouldn't you
like to have friends

who'd break into a bank
to keep you out of trouble?

Sort of makes you
wanna move to Hazzard.

Don't.