All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E18 Find Loretta Lynn_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ Well, that's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
two modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

Almost everybody goes to work
the same way every day.

But in Hazzard County just gettin' to work is an adventure.

Bo Duke, will you quit horsin'
around? I'm late for work.

What's the rush, Daisy?
We're still early, ain't we?

Luke, did you forget?

Today's the day Loretta Lynn's
comin' by the Boar's Nest.

Boss wants us in early.

He's got this big ol' shindig
planned for Loretta's arrival.

Flags, banners--

Peanuts, popcorn,
get your program.

You can't really believe
Loretta Lynn's gonna show up

at the Boar's Nest, can you?

It's just another
one of Boss' scams.

The paper said that she'd be
on her way to the state fair.

You know that road's miles
from the Boar's Nest.

Well, I don't know, with
all the stuff he's ordered

I'd say there's somethin'
up his sleeve.

Yeah, an arm.

With an outstretched palm
at the end of it.

Remember what I said
about driving to work

being an adventure?

I bet you'll listen
next time.

Daisy, mud's good
for the skin, ain't it?

Sure it is, Bo. What
fashion-conscious pigs wear.

Bubba, you almost killed us.
Now, just slow down.

Cindy's right. Last thing we
need is a run-in with the law.

Just now before we pull the job.

'Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!'

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Yay!

Yay!

Step right up, folks!

This is a historic day
in Hazzard County.

And ya'll don't wanna miss
one second of it.

Ms. Loretta Lynn's
own private bus

is gonna pass this very spot.

And I see there are just
a few front row seats

in the grand stand
left over here.

What will it be, folks?

Front row seats in the stands
for three bucks?

Or little bitty ol' side a creek
to stand on for 50 cents?

Oh! Front row seats,
they're right over there.

Go ahead. He he.

Now, about the last thing
Loretta Lynn has planned

is a stop in Hazzard County.

But then she ain't never
heard of Boss Hogg

who can mess up
anybody's plans.

Unit one, are you in position?

'Unit one, you listenin'?
Are you in position?'

Uh, that's a big 10-4,
little buddy.

Rosco P. Coltrane here,
come on.

Unit two's in
position too, Mr. Hogg.

Possum on a gum bush!

Ms. Loretta's bus
just passed checkpoint Charlie.

Oh, good, good.
And she's on time, too.

Unit one, put stage two
of the plan into action.

That's a roger.

I'm gone.

'Oh, terrific. A detour.'

Just when we were
starting to throw oil.

Take the detour, maybe you'll
find a truck stop or somethin'.

'A detour?'

- It's a omen.

A omen. It means we shouldn't do
the job, we're gonna get caught.

That detour
leads to Hazzard, Squirt.

I know.

But our plans are set
to do the job on this road.

Yeah, but maybe this
is a lucky break.

Hazzard's even better.
They only got two cops.

Not many people around.
Drive on, Bubba.

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Loretta! Loretta! Loretta!

Yay!

Just a lil' more, folks,
it won't be long now.

Ms. Loretta Lynn's bus
is gonna pass here so close

you're gonna be able to count

everyone of her
beautiful eyelashes.

Oh, and meanwhile, splash
your neck down with a cold beer.

And special Loretta Lynn Day
draught beer.

Now, how about treatin'
the missus

to an official
Loretta Lynn wig?

Imported at great expense
direct from Hong Kong.

Now, let me show you.

Ain't this a thing of beauty?

Hush, hush.

Why, I declare it, Boss.

I never realized you were such
a looker. Ain't he cute, Luke?

You know, I still ain't got
a date for that church picnic.

That ain't funny, Dukes!

And now, you move that car
from over there.

Or I'll have Sheriff Rosco
to arrest you for litterin'
on Loretta Lynn Day.

Boss, you know dang well
that Loretta Lynn
ain't comin by here.

Would you please quit
puttin' the folks on?

Oh, my goodness!

I knew she was gonna drive by

but I had no idea
she was gonna stop.

How they did it.
It's her.

Howdy. Hey, you folks
got a garage here?

Yeah, I got a garage,
but it's uptown.

I think we're throwin' oil.

Well, I got my tools
in my truck. I'd fix it
for you right here.

- Ya'll give me a hand.
- Sure thing.

Driver, I wonder if you'd be so
kind to just ask Ms. Loretta

if she'd join us
for a cooling refreshment
while she's waiting.

I'll ask her.

Enos, go get
a camera. Quick.

I want my picture took
with Ms. Loretta.

Oh, Ms. Lynn!

All I can say is..

...my Boar's Nest
is your Boar's Nest.

Why, thank you Mr., uh, Mr..

Hogg, ma'am.

Mr. Hogg.

J.D. Hogg, ma'am.

Mr. J.D. Hogg.

Jefferson Davis Hogg, ma'am.

At your service.

Sorta looks like
y'all knew I was comin.

With the detour
and all, you know.

Yeah, yeah, that's right,
that's right.

'Uh, see, when we saw that
little detour sign go up'

we knew you just might
have to pass this way.

As the folks down here
are real big fans of yours

and they wanted to give
a right proper welcome.

That's right, Ms Lynn. You see,
we don't get many celebrities
around here.

'Especially not
celebrities like you.'

Welcome to Hazzard County,
ma'am.

Thank you very much.

I wanna thank you boys,
and you're really polite

and besides that,
you're cute, too.

This is my road manager,
Leona Haye.

Oh, I'm very pleased
to meet you, Ms. Leona.

Yes, I'm glad
to meet you too, Mr. Hogg.

And now if you ladies
will accompany me

we can get shelter from the sun
in the Boar's Nest.

Our famous tavern over yonder.

Name's
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

- I'm a whip in this county.
- Oh.

Just tear and a spring loose.

I think about, uh,
nine-sixteenths ought to do it.

I'll have this thing
outta here in no time.

Here. You got it.

Hey, neighbor, where'd you get
your license

You ran us off
the road this mornin'.

Hey, run along.
Will you, honey?

I don't wanna run along.

I'd rather stay here and listen
to you say you're sorry.

Look, you wanna
make somethin' out of it?

No, she don't, mister.

At least not till you stand up.

C'mon, Daisy, get your picture
took with Ms. Loretta.

Uh, you better move
your car, stranger.

That's the loadin' zone.
Come on, Daisy.

Now, you listen
to me, farm boy.

You lookin' for trouble,
like your lady friend here?

How about you and me
step inside this building?

Hey, mister,
I'm just lookin' after my kin.
I ain't lookin' for trouble.

But if you got some
you're handin' out..

Bubba. Bubba, how about taking
care of our good friend
behind this building here.

Aw, Squirt, I don't wanna.

Bubba.

Now, you really should not
do this, friend.

You know, you might
get yourself hurt.

Don't worry
about me, King Kong.

You just pick the spot
you wanna land.

I really wish you hadn't
done that, friend.

Lucas!

Luke, were are you? We ain't
got time to play hide and seek.

Luke, where are..

What?

Hey Luke, come on.

What happened to you?

I ran into them three that
sideswiped us this morning.

Last thing I remember was
takin' a swing at this big one.

He's about the size
of a Mack truck.

What you hit him with?
Your eye?

I hope I hurt his hand
with my face.

- Yeah, let's go find the dude.
- I'm drivin'.

Ms. Loretta, Cooter and me got
your bus all fixed up for ya.

Hey, that's terrific, fellas.

Yes, ma'am,
and it is good as new.

I really do appreciate that.

As soon as I get that bus driver
man outta the washroom,
we've to be going.

Ms. Loretta, there ain't
no charge on the bus

'but I was wonderin' if I might
have one of your pictures, eh?'

'Oh, certainly, this one here..'

'Thank you, ma'am.'

I wanna thank y'all--

Well, thank you.

'Ms. Loretta, I have
a farewell..'

'Ever since the Hogg family
settled in Hazzard County--'

Thanks very much, Mr. Hogg, but
we've really got to be goin'.

- 'Yeah, miss--'

- I love everyone of you.
- Yeah.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

That's the blue car that was
parked in that loadin' zone.

Yes, sir, I told him
about it, too.

Well, did you take
his license number?

No, sir.

Enos! How you gonna
ticket a car

if you don't take
the license number?
Well, take the license number.

Now, Rosco and Enos were
entangled in a little
Hazzard bureaucracy.

Ms. Loretta was having
some serious entanglement
of her own.

Do what you're told.
Nobody will get their self hurt.

And now I'm gonna
share with you

a little memento
of the occasion.

The glass Ms. Loretta
drunk out off..

...right here
in The Boar's Nest.

Yee-haw!

Alright then, what amount
bid for this piece

of Hazzard County history?

Do I hear 10 bucks?

Ten bucks for the glass.

Get help. They-they
took Loretta Lynn!

They can't have
much of head start. Come on!

They've been doing
their homework.

Except we're just gonna have to
use Daisy's car. Let's get it.

Look here!

I want them Loretta-nappers
in jail by sundown. Do you hear?

So what are you two standing
here for? Get moving.

Come on, let's go.

Come on get moving, I say.

The Duke boys are
behind this whole thing.

Did you see the way
they leave out from here?

Rosco, get moving!

Go on, get in your cars
and go get them Duke boys.

Dang it!

Thunderin' tarnations.
I say it, get moving!

Rosco P. Coltrane,
your job is in jeopardy.

Well, this time those
Duke boys have gone too far.

What a time for them
to pull a fool trick.

It's Halloween.

Enos, you, you dipstick.
Halloween's in November.

Or is it October?

'You idiots!'

The Duke boys are
in on this whole kidnappin'

and you get movin'.

I want them boys in jail before
the sun hits the Hogs.

Well, orders is orders.

Now, while ol' Rosco and Enos

were solving their
basic problem in physics

Bo and Luke were hot
on the chase.

They gotta be on this road.

Bo, you better keep
both eyes peeled

'cause I can only got
partial use of this one.

If I put any dings in Daisy's
car, I might not be so lucky.

There they are.

'If they get to
that junction before we do'

'we ain't gonna know
which road they took.'

We just have
to cut 'em off. Hold on.

'Yee-haw!'

Danged if them boys can't
pick some pretty country
to chase on.

Bo, that haystack,
go around it.

'No time for that.'

You know somethin', Luke,
when Daisy sees this car

she ain't only gonna
blacken my eye

but I think she's gonna pull
out all of my teeth.

And gums.

'You don't have
to be nervous, Ms. Loretta.'

We just gotta do
what we gotta do.

- Get some money.

Well, how much do you need?
I can give it to you.

Oh, no, Ms. Loretta,
we couldn't take your money.
That wouldn't be right.

'No, no, this is between us
and someone else.'

As soon as he coughs up,
we're gonna let you go.

Well, you know,
I've got a show to make.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Look, while we work this out,
why don't you go

in that little bedroom there
and rest yourself up.

Well, that's a good idea.

I'll tell Bubba to drive
nice and slow over the bumps

so as to not
to disturb you, huh?

It's the least we can do bein'
that we're such fans of yours.

Bye!

I'll tell you what, you start
tanglin' with a country girl

then you better have
all your smarts workin'.

And I want every ping and ding
taken outta my car

till it's smooth as
a frog's tummy, Bo Duke.

Uncle Jesse, Uncle Jesse,
you gotta talk to these fellas.

- They go and wreck my car--
- Now, Daisy, just settle down.

The boys got some dents
in their own reputation

they gotta get
taken care of first.

You know, Boss Hogg
is tellin' everybody

you fellas did the kidnappin'?

You never should've
come back here.

Uncle Jesse, we had
to get some decent wheels.

Bo!

Sorry. Nobody's gonna
think we took Loretta Lynn.

Bo, the way things
are goin' right now

if we don't find her before
Rosco and Enos finds us

you're gonna be sayin' that
from behind bars.

Here. Put this on your eye.

Uncle Jesse,
what is in that thing?

That there is grandma Duke's
famous recipe.

'Boiled hickory leaves,
smashed toad liver'

and a scoop of Bear Grease.

- Oh, it's good for the eyes.
- It's bad for the stomach.

- Yuck!
- Just hold that thing.

Come on, Bo,
let's get trackin'.

There ain't that many buses
in Hazzard County.

We oughta be able
to find some tire marks.

- Here.
- Just hold that.

Somehow my eye feels
a whole lot better.

Rosco..

...them Duke boys
have got poor Ms. Loretta

out there somewhere.

- And I want her.
- And you'll get her.

- No, I won't.

- You get her.
- I-I'll get her.

- You better.
- I will.

Sheriff, I got a make on that
license from motor vehicle.

Let me see that. I can read.

Belongs to a Will Jason.
Also known as Squirt.

Lives over in Leadville,
works in a feed store.

Plays guitar
in the church band.

Stands five foot three?

Wait a minute, that must be
the little dude

I saw Luke talkin to
outside the Boar's Nest.

- 'Yes, sir.'

Well, good.

That's more evidence we can use
to tighten the noose

around the Dukes' necks.

Now, Mr. Hogg,
I don't think, Bo and Luke

would do somethin' like that.

'Enos, just hush.'

You're not paid to think,
you're paid to take orders.

Well, what are my orders?

Y

What are his orders?
Well, what do you think?

- Same as yours.
- Them orders.

- Uh, get Loretta Lynn.

And catch them Duke boys.

Yeah, Enos, catch 'em Duke boys.

Luke, you see anythin'?

No, not so much
as a possum track.

Hell, we've been lookin'
on this dang road for hours.

Yeah.
Doggone it!

Trouble is you can be sure
as shoot in

they got her hid away by now.
Probably real good too.

'This ol' barn makes
darn good hideout, don't it?'

It won't be long now, Ms. Lynn.
Squirt's makin' the call now.

As soon as we get the money,
we can set you loose.

Is there anythin' you want
while you're waitin', you know,
some soda pop or some coffee?

How about some grits?

That's right. We want you to
feel at home with us, Ms. Lynn.

Home? Y'all have been
in the smokehouse too long.
Do you know that?

'You know, in cases like this'

they usually post a reward.

- And I mean a big one.
- Big.

- A big reward.
- Big, big reward.

So we got a chance now for
a perfect three corner shot.

Save Ms. Loretta,
put the Duke boys in jail

and make a bundle to boot.

I love it,
I love it.

Yeah, now, remember.

Just keep quiet
about this whole business.

- Yeah.

We don't have to split
that reward with nobody.

Nobody.

N-nobody.

♪ Old blue da, diddy-das ♪

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane here.

We got Loretta Lynn.

You do as you're told,
and she won't get hurt.

Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

And you're not
to contact the police.

Uh, no, what do..

I am the police!

I mean the..
I mean the big city police.

Now, look, you call up
Platter Records up in Nashville.

'You tell 'em to put $1136
and 15 cents in a sack.'

'Small bills too.'

'Put that sack in a brown
mailbox at the junction'

'of route 6
and Swift Creek route.'

Uh, uh, uh, would
you repeat that?

$1136 and 15 cents in a sack.

Hey, Bo, that car back
there, that's it.

Hold on, General,
here we go again.

Now, remember, don't
you call nobody, hear?

Bye.

'He's a crafty lil' sucker,
ain't he?'

'Come on, Bo, if you can't run
him off, at least cut him off.'

'Come on.'

You know, sometimes
gettin' through

a typical Hazzard day is
tougher than crossin' hell

or a rotten rail
in a snowstorm.

Y'all stick around now.

- Come on.
- 'Whoo!'

I'm telling you, Bo,
that's some kind of drivin'.

- Yep.
- Come on.

- Well.
- Get up.

Phew. Whooh!

He would have planned
it that way.

Sure. Oh, geez.

Five-to-ten,
I'll bet you that

there ain't no air
in that spare either.

- Yeah. Well, you're on.
- Come on, let's go.

I sure hope ol' Cooter
gets here

before they hurt
somethin' important.

Now, there's a familiar sight.

$1136 and 15 cents?

Why, I'll pay that.

Ms. Lynn comes first.

We gotta save
my country music dream

'and retrieve the honor
of Hazzard County.'

Besides, I'd get back triple
my money from that reward.

Uh, Boss, I don't think
that'll work exactly.

You see, they won't take
any money except from that
Platter Record Company.

- I'll tell what you gonna do.

'You and Rosco are gonna
scour Hazzard County
for 'em Duke boys.'

You're gonna search and comb
every square inch of it
till you find 'em.

Right, right.
And when we do, then we're gonna
arrest 'em proper, right?

Wrong! You're gonna
follow 'em, stupid.

So they'll lead you
to Ms. Loretta.

Yeah, yeah,
and-and-and then we arrest 'em

and then we get the reward
and split it 50-50.

- Wrong again. I get it.
- You get it.

Um, Boss, that doesn't
seem exactly fair.

You see, it's Enos and me
who does all the searchin'

and the combin'
and the scourin'.

It seems to me
it oughta be at least 50-50.

Rosco...50-50

would make you

a pea-brained sheriff

and me, your boss

equal.

Wouldn't it?

Mm-mm.

Uh..

Well, well,
let's say 60-40.

No. No.

Uh, 80-20 is a good..

N-ninety-ninety..

♪ Bom-bom b-bom-bom-bom ♪

♪ I'm headin' down to Nashville
sweet Nashville, Tennessee ♪

♪ 'Cause everythin' I am
I owe to Nashville ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪

♪ I've bumped across.. ♪

I found the make-up case.

Oh, just set it down at the bar.
Would you, honey?

Hilda put in some new powder.
She thought you'd try--

- Oh.

♪ Now I gotta get to Nashville
'cause that's my destiny ♪

♪ You're never big
until you're big in Nashville ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪

♪ I could've gone to Vegas,
New York or Hollywood ♪

♪ But it just didn't feel
them town's real ♪

♪ Only one place
I'll be good ♪

♪ So I sang my song
for Nashville ♪

♪ Where God meant me to be ♪

♪ And when I die
they'll bury me in Nashville ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪

♪ Nashville wait for me ♪♪

Hey Cindy, you know,
you and these big time
kidnappers are pretty good.

- Yes, I do.

Squirt, Bubba and me,
we got our own group,
the Pine Valley Rockers.

We play church socials
and barbeques.

Last month we played in
the American Legion Picnic
over in Tyler.

Course, we gonna play
the big time once we cut that

demonstration record sent on
down there to Nashville.

If y'all are any good,
why maybe I can help you

because I have a few connections
in Nashville, you know?

Oh, you're already
helpin' us, Ms. Loretta.

♪ B-bom-bom-bom bom bom ♪

If we don't do somethin' soon,
I'm gonna miss the fair show.

I know, but what can we do?

Well, I'll try to create
a ruckus and if I do

you slip out
and go for the law.

Hey, Cindy, you know,
that's soundin' really nice.

Oh, thank you ma'am.

Except, Bubba, I believe
you're comin' in
just a little bit flat.

Oh, see, Bubba, I told you.

No, you always say I'm flat
even when I'm sharp.

Look, I'm the leader
of this here group.

And when I hear flat,
you're flat.

'I'm sick and tired of you
tellin' me what to do
all the time.'

Well, what you gonna
do about it?

I'll show you what
I'm gonna do about it.

'Oh, Bubba, you shouldn't
oughta have done that. Mm-mm.'

Bubba, Bubba, Bubba.

Squirt!

- 'Stop it, both of you.'
- 'Well, he started it.'

Look, you messed up
Ms. Loretta's make-up.

Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Loretta.
Hey, where is Ms. Leona?

Bubba, Bubba, you go out there
and you get her, bring her back.

Ah!

Better back off the pedal,
Bo, some fool's walking

in the middle of
the road up ahead.

- Take me to the police, quick!
- Now, slow down a second.

You're Loretta's
road manager, right?

Yes, and I need help.
They're holding her for ransom.

Let's go get her.

It would help if
we knew where she was.

Now, let's plan this right, so
nobody gets hurt. Okay? Come on.

I tell you, they couldn't have
just disappeared into thin air.

We flat covered half
the county, Mr. Hogg
and still can't sight 'em.

Half the county?

- Yes, sir.
- Hmm. Hmm.

Boss, so what do we do?

What do we do?

- We--

You're gonna hightail it
over to the Dukes' place

and set up a 24-hour lookout.

They gotta come home sometime.

Yeah, good, good.
They got to.

Ahem.

You take the first 24 hours.

Enos, you're sittin'
on my foot.

- My foot's asleep.
- So is your brain.

Now, you match on both ends.

Oh, oh, there's
Loretta Lynn's manager.

That means she's in there.

Leona, now think hard.

Don't you have any hint or clue

as to where
they're hiding Loretta?

Well, I-I couldn't see anything.

The shades of the bus were down.

Well, did you hear anything?

Uh, say, say animals
or running water?

- Ham.
- Ham.

I smelled
the most delicious ham.

Smokehouse.

They gotta be somewheres
near that smokehouse.

That's a good a place
to start as any.

- Enos, I know what I see.

Oh, great, Rosco and Enos
are watchin' the house
from the old oak tree.

Enos, get up here!

You've got six toes,
you ought to be able
to get up like a squirrel.

How are y'all gonna get down
to the smokehouse

without them followin' ya?

Well, you're gonna help us,
Ms. Loretta.

Ha. Loretta?

- No.

We don't rush 'em until,
until we talk to Boss anyway.

Uh, this is Rosco P. Coltrane
callin' the Boss.

Got your ears on?
Come on.

You mean, you're unit one,
don't you? Over.

Uh, Boss, Loretta Lynn's manager

is in the Duke house,
shall we rush it or not?

'Don't you rush in until you're
sure Ms. Loretta is there too.'

B-but, Boss,
I-I-I think we should. Over.

Don't but me..

Listen, them Dukes are clever.

We gotta be sure
Ms. Loretta is in there, too.

'Cause we can't get any reward
unless we get her.

I love it, I love it.

As long as Daisy
don't start singin'

she might just
get away with it.

- Daisy, you look terrific!
- Well, thanks, Leona.

Oh, Loretta would get
a real hoot out of this.

I think it's gonna work. Now,
we all got the plan straight?

Sure, nothin' to it.
I just take Dai...Ms. Loretta.

Walk to the pickup truck
and drive away.

And then Enos and Rosco'll
follow y'all just like ants
to a picnic.

So we can slip away
just like we planned.

You ready, Ms. Loretta?

Wait a minute, fellas,
I'm a star now.

You're gonna have
to speak to my manager.

I'll star you
right upside the head.

That's her! That's her!
Let's get down here.

'That's her.
That's Loretta Lynn.'

Enos, help me down here.

Hey, sheriff, you look
just like a poor little

ol' crippled sparrow
with a hurt wing. Aw.

I'm gonna hurt your wing, Enos.

Will you help me down,
you dipstick?

Yes, sir.

I told you
this wasn't gonna work.

Oh, Bubba...Bubba, would you
get hold of yourself?

That lady's gonna come back
and she's gonna bring
the law with her.

Bubba, that's why we gotta
find ourselves another hideout.

It was a crazy idea, I never
should've listened to you.

Now, we're gonna go to jail.

Bubba, we're not going
to go to jail.

Now, would you get in there
on the bus, clean it up

wipe off the fingerprints.

I'll keep lookout on the route
till it's time to go, get.

Three times up and down
the smokehouse road

we can't even find a clue
that tells us we're
on the right track.

We better find
somethin' in a hurry cousin

or we're gonna be makin' tracks
in Hazzard County jail.

Hey, wait a minute, Bo,
take a look at this.

That's one
of Loretta's pictures.

Yeah, it sure is.

I gotta feelin' it ain't here
by accident either.

Hey, easy now.
Here's one right up here.

She sure left
a heck of a trail.

Better than breadcrumbs.
No doubt Loretta don't only

sing like gangbusters,
she's sly as a fox.

Oh, this road heads right down
to the Hazzard County Stockyard.

You know, where they had
them cattle auctions?

I'd bet you a half-pint
of Jesse's finest

that's where they got her hid.

Look, give Rosco
a call on the CB

and have him there
if we need him.

Breaker, breaker 1-9 for Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane. Come in.

'You got Bo and Luke Duke
on this end.'

'We're followin' a trail
that we think is gonna lead us'

'right to where
Ms. Loretta is, come back.'

Listen now, don't tell me
Loretta is at

the Hazzard County
Stockyard barn.

I got her in my sights
right now

and she's right there
in Jesse's truck. Come on.

Rosco, that ain't Loretta Lynn,
that's Daisy made up to look
like her, that's all.

You think I'm gonna fall
for another one of your dumb
Duke trick, huh?

Well, it's just so happens,
I'm Loretta Lynn's biggest fan

and I know her when I see her
and I see her. I'm gone.

He's just hopeless,
I give up.

Well, I guess, Bo and Luke
have had about enough time.

Oh, I just started to like being
Loretta Lynn, Uncle Jesse.

You wouldn't wanna be
in her boots right now.

Nah, I guess not.

Well, let's call
this chariot race off.

Ms. Loretta. Ms. Loretta

Enos.

Daisy Duke! You mean
to tell me I saved you.

Does this mean you don't want
my autograph, Rosco?

I do, Daisy.

I'll-I'll give you an autograph
right between the eyes.

Alright,
here we are.

- Come on, pull over up there.
- Yeah.

'Yeah, that's got
to be the place.'

Ain't nowhere else around here
that could hide a rig that size.

Reckon we oughta go
check it out?

- Let's get out of here.

- We'll pick him. Get the car.

Now, I don't believe I'd try
to stop that with my body.
Would you?

Bubba, Bubba, wait.

Wait for me, Bubba.

Bubba, slow down.

'You can't cruise around
without me.'

You know, they don't learn
too quick, do they?

Bubba, can't you get
this thing goin' any faster?
They're gainin' on us.

That's right, Rosco.
We got them.

We're hot on their tail.

We're heading south
down the Abernathy road.

'We just passed
the Spencer place.'

Listen, Luke, now,
you said they was over here

at the Hazzard County
Stockyard

and that's where
we're at. Over.

Now, forget it. I'm telling you
where they are now.

I'd be much obliged
if you come on here
and give us a hand, okay?

- I'm gone.
- We're gone. Over.

Alright. Let's get going.

Why we goin'? It's just
another wild goose chase.

We're going, Enos, because we
ain't got nothing else to do

you turkey head.

Now, just follow me.
You know, monkey see, monkey do.

Looks to me like Bo and Luke
are caught like a rabbit

between the fox
and the hounds.

Hey, look, why don't
y'all just give up?

Not until I get my $1136
and 15 cents.

Eleven hundred? Is that all
you think I'm worth?

I figured y'all will go
for more than that.

That-that's what
that phony record producer

from Platter Records charged,
just to make a demo.

And he never even made it.

Why you holding me? I don't
even know Platter Records.

- Yes.

- All the same to us.

Then you know you're
crazier than an old mare
full of dynamite too.

'Bo, there's ol' Rosco
coming right up behind us.'

Rosco, I can never remember
being quite so happy
to see you before.

Well, you won't be
when I get my hands on you.

Now, quit horsin' around
and give yourself up
peaceful like. Over.

Rosco, you've set
the record for the slows.

Now, get this through
your thick skull.

We ain't the kidnappers. We're
tryin' to help you catch 'em.

I might be able to get
a little more juice out of this
if you lighten the load.

Enos, what the heck
are you doin' here?

You're supposed
to be followin' those people
that stole Loretta Lynn.

Well, you said
to follow you, ain't that right?
Monkey see, monkey do.

I'll monkey see, monkey do
to you, you dipstick.

- Hold it good and steady, cuz.
- You got it.

That's taken care of.
Get that bus.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go cut it off.
- Uh-uh, it's too dangerous.

Ms. Loretta
is still inside.

You just pull up,
just as close as you can.

You got it.

Ha ha ha. Look, man,
no hands. Yee-haw.

What's wrong, Squirt?
This thing is startin' to drag.

I thought we had
it fixed back in Hazzard.

'Fella shouldn't tailgate
like that, could get hurt.'

I can't seem to shake him,
it's like they were tied to us.

You, I'm gonna kick you.
that's what I'm gonna do.

Now, don't do nothin' stupid,
big boy, you won't get hurt.

- Permission for what.
- Hey, put me down.

No-no, stop, stop this.
Now, put me down.

'What do you think
you are doing?'

- Hey!
- There you go.

How am I gonna..

Look I..
I'm a person, not a picture.

'Let me down, let me down.
Get me off here.'

Put me down,
Let me off here.

'Get me down,
come on, get me down.'

'Stop laughing, Ms. Loretta.'

Come on, beached whale, I got
a score to settle with you.

Alright, alright.
I deserve it.

I never should've listened
to that little Squirt.

Go ahead, bust me.

Right there.

Ain't you gonna bust me?

Let me off, let me down.
Let me down, will you?

'Stop laughing, Ms. Loretta,
it's not funny.
Please let me down.'

Remember me sayin' a while back that we like happy endings.

Well, ol' Bo and Luke got
a big smack of appreciation
from Ms. Loretta.

And they ain't gonna be forgettin' that none too soon.

And after a real tongue lashin' by the state police

our little villains
were set free as the wind.

Ms. Loretta refused
to press charges.

And she's gonna see
if she can give 'em a hand

in makin' that record,
y'all be listenin' for it.

Rosco and Enos
got enough pictures

for all their cousins.

And Boss made a few bucks.

He sold clean out
of Loretta Lynn wigs.

Well, uh, all exceptin' one.

Hey, really, really.
Le-let's get serious though.

If it hadn't been for y'all..

You know there's
an ol' country sayin'

that the best gift is what
a person gives of themselves.

Well, watch what this girl
is a-fixin' to do.

Maybe I could do you a little
song. Would that, would that..

And maybe we could help
you sing that, too.

- Yeah, we'll try.

Let it rip, Cliff.

♪ When you live in the country
everybody is your neighbor ♪

♪ Well, that's one thing
you can rely ♪

♪ They'll all come to see you
and never never leave you ♪

♪ Sayin' y'all come
to see us by and by ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Yee-hoo ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ And the kinfolks
are comin' ♪

♪ They're comin' by the dozen ♪

♪ They're eatin' everything
from soup to hay ♪

♪ And right after dinner ♪

♪ They ain't looking
any thinner ♪

♪ And here's
what you'll hear 'em say ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Well, now grandma's
a wishin' ♪

♪ They'd come to the kitchen ♪

♪ Help her do the dishes
right away ♪

♪ But they all start leavin' ♪

♪ Even though she's a grievin' ♪

♪ You can still hear
grandma say ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come now ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

One more time.

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come now ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪

♪ Y'all come ♪♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Y'all come♪ Y'all come ♪

♪ Well, y'all come
to see us when you can ♪♪

'Them Dukes! Them Dukes!'