All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E07 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough_track3_[eng]

But for Cale Yarborough

it could be
a turbocharged nightmare.

Cale Yarborough.

These good ol' boys
are alright.

We ain't never gonna
find Cale Yarborough.

- Greed.
- We're in trouble, cuz.

Hang on!

- Ah!
- I'll paint the flag.

I'm gonna adopt you two.

We got 'em.

'Yee-haw!'

[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
two modern day Robin Hoods ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

What's Rosco chasing us for?

We ain't done nothing
wrong today, have we?

It's hard to say.
What day is it anyhow?

Keep goin', keep goin'.

Oh..

Dang sheriff.
I ain't never seen one yet

that could drive a straight line
without being tied to it.

You wanna do me a favor?

Shut up.

Now, Rosco don't chase
the Duke boys for practice.

Where the Dukes are concerned, he's all business.

We don't want Rosco to nail us
for going across the state line.

You best pull off some road
here before he get to it.

'That's ten-four.'

I mean, there ain't
nothing he won't do

to cause the Dukes trouble.

It worked, it worked.

Ah, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

'calling the Boss.'

'You got your ears on,
little buddy? Come on.'

Rosco, how many times do I have
to tell you not to disturb me

while I'm meditating
at my shrine?

Well, well,
this is good news, Boss.

Those Duke boys
went over the state line

'just like we figured,
come on.'

Well, that's a crying shame.

They broke the terms
in their probation.

'I want you to arrest
them Duke boys on sight.'

Now, that's one for their side.
We're in trouble, cuz.

Yeah. Why should today
be any different?

Where are we?
I never seen this road before.

'That's 'cause we ain't
never had to use it before.'

If anybody wanted to get lost,
this is the way to go.

Well, I'll be.
Check it out.

'Who is that puttin'
the pedal to the metal?'

Let's go get a look
at that dude close-up.

Woo!

'Well, Luke,
what do you think?'

I think we're invading
somebody's privacy.

- We better cut out of here.
- Not just yet, fellas.

- Howdy.
- Uh, hi.

You boys got a good excuse
for being out here?

I didn't think
we needed one.

You're trespassin'.
You know that, don't you?

The last we heard,
this track belonged

to Pawtucket County
before it was sold.

They got an answer
for everything, Cale.

Cale?

Luke, do you see
who I see?

I sure do.
It's Cale Yarborough.

Y'all snoopers
put on a good act.

No, sir. We-we ain't
no snoopers.

We just come from across the
state line in Hazzard County.

- They got a nice story too.
- Hold it, Chet.

Hazzard? I knew
a fella there once.

Taught me a lot about
cars when I was young.

His name was,
uh...Skeeter.

'
- Yeah. We know him.

Used to work with
Uncle Jesse on black tilly

when he's running shine.

- 'He's a heck of a mechanic.'
- Relax, Chet.

- These good ol' boys are okay.
- Okay.

Fellas, I'm sorry. But we
just can't be too careful.

Shoot, no problem. My name's Bo,
Mr. Yarborough. Bo Duke.

- This here's my cousin Luke.
- Luke.

- Pleased to meet you, Cale.
- Chet Garvey.

Owe you boys
an explanation.

- Come on over here.
- Yes, sir.

Well, it seems
Mr. Cale Yarborough

has been doin' a little
shadetree mechanic work.

They come up with
a real live thingamajig.

'It's a computerized
servo-operated'

'pop-off design wastegate.'

It's a what?

Well, that's just, uh,
technical talk for turbocharger.

It can be a real
barn-burner on a little car.

We've been testing out here
for about a week now.

It's a nice old track. It's out
of the way. NASCAR approved.

And now, we hope nobody
knows about it 'cause

it's a perfect place
to test this little baby

and win the Illinois 500.

Oh, what's the problem?

Keeping the Jethro brothers
from stealin' it.

- Ah.

- 'That's right.'
- I'm afraid we heard of them.

Yeah. All of it bad.

Well, there's no sense
in the Jethro boys

or anybody else
stealing it the way it is now.

It's still got
a kink in it.

Ah, Mr. Yarborough.

I know a wrinkle or two about
straight turbochargers myself.

Uh, you mind if we give her a
couple of laps around the track?

Make some dust, boys.

Yeehoo!

Uh...thank you.
Thank you, sir.

- The ol' boys aren't bad.
- No, they aren't.

Now, listen up now.

When the red light
on the dash comes on

hit the red switch
and run it again.

'
- Ten-four.

You got it.

Now, ain't that
some thingamajig?

That's nice.

Come on, boys.

- Looking good. Looking good.

- Woo! Ha ha!

- That was nice. That was nice.
- Nice drivin'.

- Oh, I loved it!

I could see what you're talking.
Felt that compression droppin'.

If I could regrind that
poppet valve just a bit

it'd make a whole
lot of difference.

I think you got the answer.

Where are we gonna get
a milling machine here?

Ol' Cooter oughta be able
to mill you one up custom.

- Well, sure he could.

- Thank you, Daisy.
- That's my move.

Simon, we ain't never gonna
find Cale Yarborough.

We've been all over
this territory.

Not all of it.
He's out there somewhere.

We're gonna find him.

We're gonna be $100,000 richer.
Think about that.

Mate.

Looks like you're gonna have
to wash and iron them bed sheets

for another week,
Uncle Jesse.

Cooter, I am not
your Uncle Jesse.

Yes, sir.

Uh, pardon me, ma'am.
We were just passing through--

We were hopin', uh, you could
answer couple of questions.

House rules are,
I can't talk to strangers

unless they order a beer.

How about two beers,
two questions?

You got it.

Sir? We've lost a couple of pals
and I wonder if you've seen 'em.

One's drivin'
an 18 foot camper

and the other one's
in a white two-door.

I've, uh, seen a lot of what
you're looking for, mister.

'What I mean is, uh..'

18 foot camper
and a white two-door

ain't that unusual
around Hazzard County?

Thank you.
Keep the change, huh?

Okay, thanks.
Enjoy your beers.

We'll walk into town
and ask around.

We gotta get going, Simon. The
Illinois 500's two days away.

I know that.

We're bound to get a break.

- Ah-h!
- Whoo.

- Oh, alright.
- Good morning.

- I'll bet ya, Cooter's in here.
- Yeah, okay.

Cale Yarborough's here
and we're gonna find him.

We just found him.

Lookie, here.

Hey, y'all.
Hey, Cooter, Uncle Jesse.

Our old pal Garvey.

I want you to meet
Mr. Chet Garvey.

Hey, Chet.
How're you doing?

Good to see you, Chet.

Don't y'all tell nobody

that he is Cale Yarborough's
pit boss. They're in town.

Cale Yarborough!

Didn't you hear the man say
he didn't want nobody to know?

- What--

You gotta keep it quite until
Cale leaves for Illinois 500.

We tail Garvey and he'll lead us
right to Mr. Yarborough.

That's it.

Hey, sheriff.
This here is Enos.

I just spotted General Lee
out here at the Boar's Nest.

Oh, that's good news, Enos.

Now listen, you put them
Duke boys under apprehension.

I'm on my way now.

Sheriff, they ain't
done nothin' wrong.

Can't we just
give 'em a warnin'?

Enos, hush.
You ignoramus.

They crossed over
the state line

that means they violated
their probation.

Now, do your duty!

Yes, sir.

Bo, Bo, I think
it's time we's leavin'.

Cooter, you work with Chet here
and we'll lose Enos.

- Y'all hold it, Enos.
- Hey, Uncle Jesse.

Where did he go?

I castled.

We just found him, we just
lost him. I don't believe this.

Y'all come back here, now.
Come on back.

I'll get 'em, I'll get 'em.

You gonna outrun 'em on foot,
you dipstick?

I'll just take a shortcut down
Woodchuck Road and cut 'em off.

Rosco wasn't that far behind us.
Where do you suppose he is?

I don't know.

- Ask me again.

I once had a hound
that would do that.

Just about the time he figured

that he couldn't find his
tail...he'd tree a possum.

'Simon, ain't those the boys
we saw with Garvey?'

Alright. Get out.

Come on now.

Well, they sure can't
lead us to Garvey.

Not where they're going.

Let's sound out
the local police. Come on.

I'm a busy man. I ain't
gonna mess with, keep on.

- Excuse me, officer.

Mind giving us
a little help?

We're looking for
couple of buddy-buddies.

- We know they're here.
- 'We just don't know where.'

One's a medium height,
solid-built, blonde.

The other's black, might be
wearin' a little cap.

I'm afraid not.

Well, much obliged
to you, sir, anyhow.

Service is my life.

Did you notice
them two guys outside

asking about
Cale and Chet?

Yeah, you, uh, you suppose
them are them? Jethro brothers

that Cale's talking about?

I reckon they are.

Have to get that poppet valve
out to Cale quickly.

Rosco loves to take
fingerprints.

He don't file 'em, he just throws 'em away later.

But it sure makes
him feel big-time

just going through
the motions.

- Now, just..
- 'Rosco!'

- Mash 'em on there.

- Oh, B-Boss..
- Ah-h!

You got 'em, didn't you?

Good work.

I couldn't have done it
without you, Boss.

Yeah.

Yeah, ah. You, don't..

Is that,
you get ink on me?

It'll come out.

I'll tell you
what will come out.

Money out of your pay.

Now, get me a new jacket
or clean this one.

- Enos, book 'em!
- Yes, sir.

Half of my salary's already
used up on your wardrobe.

Y'all heard what
sheriff said, fellas.

Let's get them
fingerprints done now.

Now, look, Enos.
We'll make a deal.

Give us one phone call,
we won't give you no trouble.

It ain't like
I don't trust y'all, but..

Last time, you hung me
on the wall.

Look, Enos, we are entitled
to one phone call

to call our loved ones,
ain't we?

- Yeah.

Oh, that's real nice, Bo.

Well, y'all go right ahead.
Help yourself.

Thanks, buddy.

Loved ones.

How's it coming, Cooter?

Well, I'm afraid it's gonna take
about another hour or so, Chet.

You just can't rush art.

Cooter's garage. Crazy Cooter
coming at ya, come on.

- Crazy Cooter, Luke here.

You got Chet
with you there?

Yeah, he's right here.
Watching genius at work.

- Hey, Chet.

- Yeah.
- It's Luke.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, this is Chet here.

Yeah, Chet,
we got ourselves jailed.

But them two brothers
are definitely in town

and are definitely looking
for, uh, our mutual friend.

Oh, no.
Uh, thank you, Luke.

I'll be right there.
You hang loose, ya hear?

Huh?

I wonder where Yarborough's
hid out, Simon.

Hold it.

Lookie, there's Garvey again.

Let's go.

You got a jack?

No, sir. Go fish.

Enos, you don't go fish
in rummy, you dummy.

- I just, I just..
- Uh, excuse me.

What?

You got a Luke
and Bo Duke in custody?

I have. Guess the word's out on
how good a sheriff I really am.

- 'I love it.'

Uh, it's, it's $200.

$200?

- Well, I like to bail 'em out.

I'm a little pressed for time,
if you don't mind.

Get down.
Here he comes again.

The same two the sheriff
just pulled in.

I tell you, Mr. Garvey,
we can't thank you enough

for bailing us
out of jail.

- Don't mention it.
- Alright.

Hey, I bet that
poppet valve's ready.

Let's head on over
to Cooter's.

Simon. They work
for Yarborough too.

Probably.

Might as well get the electronic
ears and bug both them cars.

The one the sheriff towed in
and the white one.

Who knows,
we might get lucky

and find us a supercharger
under the hood.

Be my guest.

Well, that makes both of 'em.

Sweet.

But I still gotta get
that supercharger.

Now, the question is,
Rosco..

Who is this Garvey fella?

What is he doin'
in Hazzard County?

And since when are the Duke boys
worth $200 to him?

- Answer me that.
- Well, uh..

Hello.

Oh, hello, cousin Maybell.

What?

Really.

Well, now,
Maybell Tillingham.

You know you
shouldn't tell anybody

what's in other
people's telegrams.

So you read it to me,
but don't you listen.

"Cale Yarborough
in Hazzard County

"testing turbocharger, stop.

"We'll wire you when
we get our hands on it. Stop.

Start counting first place
money in the Illinois 500."

Signed, Jethro brothers.

Well, thank you,
darlin'.

And you can look
for somethin' extra

in your pay envelope
come the end of the month.

- But don't look too hard.
- Bye.

Now, Boss could smell
the ink on a dollar

like a bird dog huntin' quail.

And when he heard the words
turbocharger and money

and Cale Yarborough

Boss came to point.

Alright, Simon.
Now we'll be able to hear

a tick on a hound dog
in both cars.

I gotta get this
poppet valve to Cale

if we're gonna make
the Illinois 500 by tomorrow.

Is there a quicker
way out of here?

Sure, but you can't
find it by yourself.

- Not unless you follow us.
- That's fine. Lead the way.

- Just make time.
- You got it.

Duck.

'Easy, cuz. We gotta
get back to Cale quick.'

You hear that?

All we gotta do is follow them
boys right to Cale Yarborough.

That's it.

I got ya.
I got ya.

You're under arrest.

- You boys done messed up.
- I don't get it, sheriff.

Well, your friend here,
he just, he just threw a cigar

out here on a public
thoroughfare.

And now that is litterin' and
creatin' a possible fire hazard.

It didn't take Boss long
to let these two ol' boys

know that they'd been violating a few blue laws that's been

on the books since
way back before

they'd whooped the British.

Here is a city ordinance,
7763B that definitely states

that when you cross a street,
you gotta ring your cowbell.

You're coming up with some legal
lulus here to suit your purpose.

What's your purpose?

My purpose?
Ain't it obvious?

- Greed.
- Yeah, greed.

Now, ain't there some way
that we can strike up

some kind of a business
arrangement, Mr. Hogg?

- Sure.

- Boss, you and I--
- Can shut up.

- Can shut up.
- 'That means you!'

I never deal on a dry mouth,
don't you know?

- Daisy.
- 'Yeah, Boss.'

Bring in some champagne
and glasses, will you?

'Domestic or imported?'

Both! Domestic champagne,
imported glasses.

Nice girl, that Daisy.

Unfortunately, she comes
from a very annoying family.

Alright.
What do you want?

Well, now, I ain't
totally unreasonable, fellas.

Let's just say..

I want what I deserve.

- $15,000, coin to the rim.

In return for which we'll drop
all charges against you fellas.

'You get full services
in my sheriff's department'

'to confiscate Cale Yarborough's
turbocharger'

'so you fellas can win
the Illinois 500.'

The winner of which, I believe,
receives 100,000 simoleons.

It's worth it.

- Alright, you got it.
- Yeah.

Fifteen thousand, after..

...we get the turbocharger.

Fair enough, yeah!

I get 15,000, you fellas
get the turbocharger

win the Illinois 500,
and I get a bonus.

The Duke boys in jail.

'Now, where's that girl
with that champagne?'

With the new poppet valve
set into the turbocharger

the boys and ol' Cale
was about to go out

and make a trail run,
once around the track.

Go!

Woo!

Now, even if the boys
get out of this mess

and Cale gets out of his,
they still got Boss Hogg

and the Jethro brothers
to deal with.

Now, how do you like
that on your plate?

Yahoo!

Now, that's just about
how I'd put it.

This is it!
Let's hit it!

- Hey, yeah.
- Woo-hoo!

Good run!

- Hey, man!
- Man, you were flyin'.

Bo, Luke, thanks to you two.

I got myself a winner
in that turbocharger.

Why don't you two
join my pit crew?

- Whoa!
- Ha ha. Well.

'Luke, Bo.'

'This is Daisy, come in.'

'Luke, Bo. Now, come on.'

Oh, Luke here, Daisy.
What's up?

Boss and some brothers
by the name of Jethro

'are planning on stealin'
his turbocharger'

'and win in the
Illinois 500 with it.'

'Are you boys in trouble?'

'No more than usual
I guess, Daisy.'

'Thanks a lot.'

That must be them
two guys with Boss.

Yeah, we race against
them often enough.

Yeah, they drive just like
they play, dirty.

You naughty boys.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Over.

Uh, Bo here, Uncle Jesse.
Anything wrong?

I should have said
Shepherd to black sheep.

Now, I want you two
back here right away.

We got a lot of plain talking
to do. You got that?

- 'Uncle Jesse, we're tryin'--'
- 'Don't you Uncle Jesse me.'

'The two of you
get here, pronto!'

Yes, sir.

Sorry about this, Cale.
We'll be right back.

Gentlemen, them Duke boys
just put themselves

out of circulation
for a while.

Enos, Deputy Enos Strate.
You out there? Come in. Come in.

'Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
I'm right here.'

I know all of that and I think
it's nice that you boys

wanna help Mr. Yarborough.

But not at the expense
of jeopardizing your own

probation by crossing over
the state line.

But it was just a risk that both
Luke and me felt we had to take.

Boss Hogg and 'em
Jethro brothers

are trying to steal
that turbocharger.

If we don't help Cale--

I don't care nothing
about no turbocharger.

I just care about
you two boys.

Now, you don't
really mean that.

That ain't the way
you brought us up.

No. You said that the Dukes
should never turn their back

on somebody who needed help
fightin' the system.

Especially,
J.D. Hogg's system.

I, uh...I said that?

- You said that.
- Sure you did.

Well, alright.

You go ahead and help
Mr. Yarborough

but be careful,
do you hear?

- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

- Well, I don't know.

We're out on bail,
ain't we?

I sure thought we were.

I guess we're about
to find out.

- Hey, Enos.
- Howdy, Uncle Jesse.

- Hey, Enos.
- Enos.

Hey, Bo, Luke.
I, uh..

Dang, it's hard, fellas, but..

I'm afraid I got a warrant
here for y'all's arrest.

Arrest?

- 'Wait a minute, Enos.'

We're out on bail,
remember?

I surely do, Bo,
and I pointed that fact out

to the sheriff
and Judge Hogg.

Judge Hogg?

Well, that there warrant's
issued by him.

He's the justice
of the peace, Luke.

This here warrant's no good.

It don't even say what
they're to be arrested for.

Yes, sir, I pointed
that fact out too.

Judge Hogg said he'll fill
that in later, Uncle Jesse.

I hope you boys are gonna
come along real peaceful like.

Now, just a minute, Enos.

Sit down over here.

I need your opinion
on something.

Now, then, Enos..

Do you think
these boys is guilty?

- Well, of anything.

No, sir.

'Did you see 'em do
anything outside the law?'

No, sir.

Ever hear a tale of 'em doing
anything outside the law?

No, sir.

When J.D. Hogg made out
this warrant here

did he say he had proof they'd
done somethin' outside the law?

No, sir.

Do you believe
in arrestin' people

that you don't have
any proof against?

No, sir. No, sir.

Well, now then,
if you was on the jury

and you heard the evidence

that you just came down
with right here.

Would you find these
boys guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty.

Well, there you are,
you can step down.

Boys, you can go ahead on.
Case dismissed.

- Congratulations, Bo.
- Thank you, Enos, buddy.

Congratulations, Luke.

- We'll see ya' all later.
- Bye-bye.

Now, hold on, boys.

Enos, those boys
will be back. He he.

But you snookered me,
Uncle Jesse.

Well, yeah.

But, uh, I kinda think you
wanted to be snookered, Enos.

Because you know something,
what I think?

I think that deep down inside,
you wanna fight the system

just as bad as we do,
now isn't that right?

It just could be,
Uncle Jesse.

But I still gotta do my duty
as a sworn in lawman.

I'll see you, Uncle Jesse.

Sworn in lawman.

Sorry we had to run
out on you guys.

Yeah, but everything's fixed.

Cale, you know,
we're sitting ducks out here.

We better get on to the
Illinois 500 if we can.

That ain't gonna be easy,
considering Boss Hogg's gonna

have all the roads
around here blocked.

In that case,
we'll never make the race.

Unless we find a way
to throw him off the trail.

We can pull that turbocharger
off the engine and carry it.

Yeah, yeah.

Then figure out a plan
to decoy them Jethro brothers

and make 'em think
we're some place else.

'I got an idea.
It's gonna work.'

'We can find another charger,
we're gonna have it easy..'

Step one, the Cale Yarborough's white car

is out in the open for
the whole world to see.

Step two, you send ol' Garvey
on the road out of town

hopin' them other guys
will follow him.

And step three was real clever.

Drop Cale Yarborough
at the bus stop.

You let him
take a thingamajig

and slip out of town
real quietly.

That was one slick plan.

And it didn't work
worth a pitcher of spit.

I don't believe it.

We got 'em, Enos.
We got 'em.

Go, go, go.

And we got orders to confiscate
anything that they're carrying.

How did Rosco and Enos know
we're going to the bus stop?

'Lucky guess.'

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

'Where to now?
Back to the bus stop?'

'Nah, too obvious. Let's head
for the train depot.'

'We'll sneak Cale out
on the 2:10 to Hotlanta.'

That's what he thinks.

Rosco, can you hear me?

Now, you and Enos

get yourselves over
to the train depot..

You see what I see?

Luke, you're gonna
call Rosco and Enos

being at the train station
just another lucky guess?

I don't know what
to tell you, cuz.

Is there no other way
out of town?

No, not unless
we grow wings.

- Well, that's it.

Amos Stigger.

Howdy, Luke.
Howdy, Bo.

Hey, Amos.

Amos Stigger, I'd like you
to meet Cale Yarborough.

- Cale Yarborough.
- Howdy, Amos.

What're you boys
doing out here?

Amos, we got us
an emergency.

Oh, you got Boll Weevil.
You got Locust?

No, it ain't nothing
like that, Amos.

We need you to take
Mr. Yarborough to Washington

so he can get
another plane.

Oh, I'd be happy to.

Whoa! Alright.

But I can't do today.

I got a crop-dusting job to do
for Boss Hogg right away.

- Yeah.

I said it once
and I say it again

there are just strange
things happenin' today.

There sure are. Now, I don't
mind dustin' Boss' crops

but they sure is
a waste of time.

- Oh, Boss don't have no crops.

- It's Rosco and Enos again!

Don't know. I'm starting to feel
like we're on candid camera.

Which way we gonna go now?

'Dealer's choice.'

We got 'em, Boss.
We got 'em.

Yes, sir.
We got them.

Yeah, we got them.

Hang on back there, Cale.
They ain't got us yet.

'Hit it, Bo.'

Ain't that pretty hanging
there like that?

Y'all stick around

'cause we'll be getting on
with it in a minute.

- 'Yee-haw.'
- 'Yee-haw.'

You boys do this often?

You know how it is when you get
a country boy behind a wheel.

Whoo!

- 'Oh.'
'

Ooh. Ooh..

Rosco, if I'm
translating you right

you lost them again,
didn't you?

I just don't know
what to make of it.

Boss and Rosco are..

- They're one step ahead of us.

As if they were right there
in the car with us.

Maybe they were.

A bug.

We ain't getting nothin'.

They must have stepped
out of range.

Boss, this here's Luke Duke.
Got your ears on?

Me and Bo got a personal
message for you.

'Just for your ears only.
So listen up, you hear?'

Yeah, yeah,
I'm listenin'.

A-ah!

Patience, fellas.
Patience.

I personally guarantee
that Cale Yarborough

wouldn't get out
of Hazzard County.

And I'm a man of my word.

That is when the price is right,
and $20,000 is just fine.

The price was 15,000.

Well, the cost of roadblocks
is going up every minute.

Not to mention the wear
and tear on my bones.

Rosco, come in!

'You're wall-to-wall, Boss.
So go ahead and squall.'

Now, here's what
we're all gonna do.

Now, there's running
out of time and ideas

at about the same rate.

Nah. Bo, get on the horn and get
a hold of Jesse and Daisy

and have 'em
meet us at Cooter's.

- Alright.
- I'll explain everything there.

You don't need
to explain to me.

For once,
I'm right ahead of you.

Hey, when all this is over,
I'm gonna adopt you two.

That might not be
a very good idea.

He'll eat you
outta house and home.

Now, first Luke and Bo brought Cale's white car to Cooter's.

Then he explained the situation to Jesse and Daisy

and told them
what they'd have to do.

Next came Cooter.

Now this was a might tricky.

Y'all, lemme get
this straight now, here.

Y'all want me to take
Cale's car here

and do a paint job so it
matches up with the General?

- Plus one more car.
- One more car.

It don't have to be exact
as long as it's the same model.

We'll help with the painting
so it won't take that long.

I'll paint the flag,
I just love that flag.

But the question is, where do we
find another car this model?

If you can find one more,
we'll be in debt to you.

Gentlemens,
you are in high cotton.

I happen to have in the rear
of my establishment

the very thing.

'Now, it does have
a busted radiator.'

If you run it
for more than 50

it's gonna...like
ol' faithful.

- Let's do it.
- Done.

Yes, sir.
Thank you.

This is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

at barricade one,
calling Deputy Enos Strate

at barricade two.

'You got your ears on,
dipstick?'

- 'Come on.'
- Right back at you, sheriff.

I hear you loud and clear.

Well, do you see
anything, come on?

Out on the hill, I think
I see a sheep with a bloat.

Enos, I don't give a dang
about no sheep with a bloat.

Do you see the Dukes,
come on?

Seems like Rosco and Enos
have been busy

while the boys have been
working at Cooter's garage.

That's two roads
blocked up already.

Will you two mushmouths
shut your bazoos?

Uh, make that three roads.

This ain't gonna be
an easy situation.

We got 'em bottled up for sure

so long as you mule heads
do your job.

Roadblock number three
over here.

And why my roadblock is number
three and not number one

I'll never know.

Anyhow, we're all set
and ready. What about you?

Number one is fine as wine,
little fat buddy, come on.

Roadblock number two
is good as buttermilk

'Mr. Hogg and sheriff.'

Well, alright.

Then let them play their game.

If there's still time.

Now, Boss is gonna get
what he's waiting for

'cause here comes General Lee, and it's not alone.

Now, just to keep y'all
from getting confused

old Jesse is
driving General A.

Daisy is at the
wheel of General B.

And in C, in the middle,
in the real General Lee

now that's Bo and Luke
with Mr. Yarborough, I think.

Luke's plan was
to confuse the enemy.

And he did a pretty fair
job of confusin' me.

It's the General,
it's headed right for us.

He won't get through
without totaling himself.

He'll have to stop.

We got them.
They've turned tail.

And they're headed west
on Sumner Road.

Right, Mr. Hogg.

I'll go back
and head 'em off.

I should sight 'em
up ahead any second.

Ding-dang!
There they are behind me.

Behind you?

If they're behind you
then they can't be going west

they gotta be
going east, you..

We got 'em in plain sight
and they're still moving west.

West? No, it's a-a south.
No, it's east. No, uh..

They took the turnoff
at Sutton's Crossing.

It'll bring them out
on the North Fork.

'I repeat it, North Fork.'

Balls of fire, Mr. Hogg.

I don't know y'all is chasin'

but the General I'm after headed
back towards the crossing.

Make up your mind, will you?

'Dipstick!'

Now, I got you.
He he.

You don't got anything,
you numbskull. We got 'em.

'And they're heading right for
the North Fork. You got that?'

It's the West Fork
that they're heading for.

- North Fork.
- It's the West Fork, you..

Boss, it's,
it's the West Fork.

And I've got them in my
sight as plain as day.

Sun comes up in the east
and sets in the west.

Thirty days that's September,
April, June, and November.

Ah!

Come on, get him.
We got 'em this time.

Get 'em out of there.
Get them out. Come on.

It sure don't
take much to draw

a crowd in Hazzard County
no more, does it?

Jumpin' jehoshaphat!
They're in another General Lee--

Come on, go get the others.
Come on, you two. Come on.

Surprise, Enos.

You have to hover back to your
car and call this one in.

Are you disappointed?

I ain't never disappointed
seeing you, Daisy.

Oh, Enos.

Now comes the good part.

Ooh.

'Yeah, alright. Stay here now.
We got 'em trapped.'

Damn. A-ah!

Rosco, you dodo.

Get that vehicle back
blocking the road.

Well, I hate to say it,
but I'm clean outta aces.

Hey, what about this?

'Ten-four.'

While boss was waiting
for the General

Luke was fixin' to give him
the biggest surprise of all.

They'll never get through
this time, partners.

They're as good as
sealed off.

Here they come.

Rosco, shoot if you have to.

Aim for the tires.
Just stop 'em.

- We got the light.
- Then, hang on.

Oh-h!

Yee-hoo!

Boss and Rosco had
a heart-to-heart talk.

All about what went wrong.

That's how the Dukes
helped one of the world's

greatest race drivers
win the Illinois 500.

- Alright.
- Yeah.

The Jethro brothers
came in last

which was a lot better
than they deserved.

But don't y'all
just love happy endings.