All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E05 Road Pirates_track3_[eng]

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Who wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
two modern day Robin Hoods ♪

♪ Yee-yee-haw ♪♪

Now if y'all are wonderin'
why that sheriff's car

is cuddlin' up to General Lee

instead of chasin' him.

Remember
this is Hazzard County.

And when things are quiet,
some of the chasers

and the chasees
are downright friendly.

'Yee-haw!'

And this is reserve
deputy cousin, Cletus Hogg..

...called to active duty
when Doc Petticord decided

to separate Enos
from his appendix.

Cletus! That was fantastic!

You beat out
the General Lee by 20 feet.

Hot dang!

Boy, this little gizmo
you fellas attached

to my carburetor
just beats everything.

I just hit this little ol'
switch and...zow!

I took off like a load
of double aught buckshot.

Cletus, you catch
sight of them hijackers

you been havin' trouble with,
you just give her

a shot of that
there nitrous oxide.

You'll be all over their backs
before they got time to spit.

But, Cletus, I want you
to promise me one thing, now.

I don't want you
usin' that nitrous oxide

if you're gonna
chase against us.

Oh, now, boy, you know
I can't promise that.

Cousin Boss and Rosco'd
just have my hide.

Somehow, I knew
he was gonna say that.

Cletus, what would you do
if I was drivin'?

Aw, shoot, Daisy.

If you was drivin', I couldn't
get anywhere near your car.

I'd be too busy chasin'
all the fellas chasin' you.

Cletus' shyness around women
is plumb terminal.

But he's an expert on women

compared to the way
he's eat up with stupid

when he's tryin' to do his job.

Which makes him a perfect
substitute for Enos.

Now, then,
accordin' to this invoice

you,
Marty Garbade are sellin' me

J.D. Hogg,
a shipment of color TV sets

worth $100,000..

...at an even ten cents
on the dollar.

That's right.

These city slickers
aren't so smart.

Sounds like a fair price to me.

Hundred thousand dollar shipment
for ten thousand dollars.

Cash on the barrelhead.

Oh, I wonder if you could make

that checkon the barrelhead.

I haven't really got
10,000 in cash here.

Sure, you do, Boss.
It's in the safe right there.

Except what I got
here in the safe.

Thank you, Rosco,
for remindin' me.

I don't know what
I'd do without you.

Eh, if you gentlemen would
mind turnin' around, please

'and shuttin' your eyes?'

And don't you go listening

for these little dial clicks.

You can turn around now.

Hey, that's quite
a hefty sum, huh?

Uh, you know..

...I ain't seen so much
as a tube on them TV sets.

Look, call the TV company.
Check it out.

There's the number,
right there on the invoice.

Well, so I will.

Uh, Rosco,
give me that telephone.

- Tri-Counties Video.
- 'Oh, hello.'

'This is J.D. Hogg
over in Hazzard County.'

I'm sorry to trouble you, but
I wondered if you might confirm

a shipment of color TV sets

for a Mr. Marty Garbade.

No trouble at all.
Mr. Garbade's shipment.

I'll have to check
the records for you, honey.

That gal up there's got
a right pretty voice, now.

Here it is, there's a $100,000

worth of merchandise
on that truck..

...headed for Mr. Garbade's
warehouse in Nashville..

...by way of Hazzard County.

Yeah.

Alright.

Looks like everything's
on the up and up.

Here you are..

...$10,000.

Cash on the bell here.

Ain't you going
to count that money?

Why should I?

The Boss trusts me,
I trust the Boss.

And that's the way
I like to do business.

Well, I'll see you boys
in church.

- Bye-bye!
- Okay, bye.

This is the deal of the year.

Hey, Marty to Wolf Pack.
You got your ears on, boys?

'Yeah, read you 5 by 5.'

That sanctimonious old crook.
He made the payoff!

Now let's see what we can do
about gettin' our hands

on the goods
that we just sold him.

'Meet you
at the regular place, boss.'

Good old smoky.

Always there..

...except when you need him.

What can I do for you, sheriff?

Keep your eyes and mouth shut
and stand right where you are.

Cops on a hijack?

You catch on quick, don't you?

Now keep that cap
over your eyes for ten minutes.

Cousin, take that truck
on down to the warehouse.

I thought this shipment
was for Boss Hogg.

Well, not anymore, it ain't.

We already got the money.

Then, why should we be wasteful?

That's right!

Boy, I tell you, Uncle Jesse..

...when Cletus pushed
that nitrous oxide trigger

he took off
like a bat out of hell.

You watch your language.

More like a cuckoo, you mean.

I don't know who is stupider.

Cletus, for lettin' you two

put that injector on his car..

...or the lie you used to do it.

Now, Uncle Jesse,
we was just tryin' to give him

a hand catchin' them hijackers.

Yeah, this way,
he's really gonna have

a chance of nailin' 'em.

Don't you realize that..

...putting that nitrous oxide
injector on Cletus' car

is like giving a baby a new toy?

'He'll probably use it all up'

'going home for supper'

'or draggin' main street.'

Well, I guess we never
thought of that, Uncle Jesse.

Bo

Alright, alright.
Don't say another word.

We'll get right down there

and pull that injector
off his car

before he gets into trouble.

You don't care nothin'
about no injector.

You just wanna get out
of doin' your work.

What, uh, did them
hijackers take from you?

Hundred thousand dollars
worth of TV sets.

Hundred thousand dollars
worth of TV sets.

Hundred thousand dollars
worth of TV sets?

- Mm-hmm.

Uh, Boss, aren't they
the ones that--

Jeez!

Just don't sit there lookin'
as stupid as you are!

Put out an all-points bulletin
on them hijackers!

Uh, yeah.
That's-that's what I'll do.

I'll just put out
an all-points bu..

Uh...you know,
it would sure help

if I knew
what these guys look like.

Well, I'm not sure
about the top dog..

..but he was drivin'
a Hazzard County sheriff's car

and he was wearing

a Hazzard County
sheriff's uniform.

Well, that's not possible.

We only got
two sheriffs hereabouts..

...and Rosco here has an alibi.

Which one was that, Boss?

You were here with me
during that hijackin', numskull!

'And our deputy, Enos Strate..'

...has been laid up
all this time

having his appendix removed.

'And that's all
the sheriffs we got.'

With the exception
of your cousin, Cletus

who's taking over for Enos
while he's in the hospital.

Mm, with the exception
of my cousin, Cletus..

Ooh.

Ooh, great bags of turnips!

Cousin Cletus.

My own kin.

Make him my deputy
and five minutes later

he's hijacking my jee-uh..

...um, Mr. Garbade's TV sets.

Oh, Boss, you don't really
believe it was Cletus?

Would you rather
I believed it was you?

No. No.

I'll put out
an all-points bulletin

and have Cletus arrest himself.

Thanks a lot
for the ride, Daisy.

Yeah, we'll get Cletus
to give us a lift home

after we pull
that injector off his car.

Okay!

Hey, how come Boss
gets a new walkway

to the courthouse every month?

Uh, probably 'cause he owns
the concrete company.

This concrete's designed
to self-destruct in 30 days.

Which one of them people
in that lineup..

...looks like the hijacker?

I ain't got much of a choice.

So it's gotta be him.

Cletus!
The shame of it!

My own kin.

I trusted you
like the son I never had.

- But, Boss--
- Ah!

Don't you try to pull the wool

over my eyes, boy!

You know damn well
that you hijacked

'a cargo of color TV sets'

worth a $100,000
on the state highway

exactly two hours
and 14 minutes ago.

Cousin Boss, I was up on
Possum Hill around that time.

And I can prove it.

You knew, didn't you, boy?

You can be court-martialed
for lyin'?

Of course I do.
But I ain't.

Lie number one.

You are a disgrace
to your country!

Uhh!

Now then..

...where are my TV sets?

- I don't know!
- Lie number two!

You are a disgrace
to your county too!

'Now..'

...where is the money you got

for stealin' them TV sets?

- I never got a dime.
- Lie number three!

I never thought
I'd live to see the day

when a man would sink so low

as to even be a disgrace

to his own hat!

There! Boof!

Furthermore..

...don't you ever
call me cousin again!

From now on,
you and me is disrelated!

Rosco, do your duty. Arrest him.

Ain't you.. Ain't you even gonna
let me call my witnesses?

No need, Cletus.
We're right here.

That's right, Rosco.

I'm afraid you done treed
the wrong possum.

Cletus was with us
all the mornin'.

Wa-a-it a second.

If they was with him,
they must have been the two

that sneaked up behind me
and then drove off in a truck.

Ah. That sounds like
a typical Duke trick.

Rosco, slap the cuffs
on 'em and arrest all three!

Now, wait a minute, Boss.
You can't be serious.

It's my own ex-kin.

You always were a mite
too friendly

with these no-account
Duke trash.

Sheriff, you haven't even
read us our rights!

Will you hush? Now just hush!

No, no. He's right! He's right.

You didn't read 'em
their rights.

And I want everything
done legal-like.

You gotta read 'em their rights
before you jail 'em.

- Well, I will.
'

- No, I did have 'em.

Well, I know part of 'em.
I know the first part--

What-hey-hey-hey!

Now, look, what you done!
They're gettin' away!

- Well, you--
- Oh!

Get out, will you?

Hey, fellas, wait a minute! I'm
in enough trouble already, stop.

'Don't go down there,
you dumb dipstick!'

Hold on there. Hold on!

- Let's go.
- 'Stop! Wait a minute!'

Get out of the way,
out of the way.

It's a matter
of life or money!

- My money!
- My life!

Come on! Come on!

Aah!

Thank you, sir,
for a perfect day.

You know, the Boss' paving company mixes

the only cement that's thin enough to fish in.

- Come on!
- No, wait-wait, fellas.

- Oh, he's out.

I sure hope he's easier
to carry than he was to drag.

'Alright, you-you,
I see ya. Freeze!'

'Freeze!
Now I'm not kidding ya.'

Rosco..

...if you don't
catch them Duke boys--

Don't worry, Boss.
I'll get 'em.

They messed up this time.
I'm serious this time.

You hear me now?
You.. Aah!

Uh!

Aah!

We're pulling away from 'em.

Well, maybe weare,
but I ain't.

Quit...Cletus.

What'd you go and do that for?
Give me the key.

Because if I don't turn
myself in

Ex-Cousin Boss will even have

mama drummed clean
out of the family.

Well, how do you figure
to turn yourself in

without turning us in too?

Which we ain't
about to let you do.

Well, it's liable to be hard
like trying to milk

a cow with a pair
of cold pliers.

Oh, good, good. I got 'em.

I got 'em! This time,
I really got 'em!

Look, I got an idea,
let's solve this

the old American way, by voting.

- Okay.
- Alright.

All in favor
of surrendering say "yep".

- Yep!
- Alright.

All opposed
to surrendering say no.

- No!
- No!

No's got it. We win, you lose.
Give him the key.

- Come on.
- Oh, alright.

Only because I was outvoted.

- Fair and square.
- Oh, let's go, cousin.

I swear Cletus
is the only man I know

who'd be wrong
if he voted maybe.

- Bo, hit that nitrous oxide.
- Yeah. Good idea.

Ya-hoo!

That was pretty
fancy flying, Bo!

But these two cars are same
as two grits in a gizzard.

Stand back and watch a pro fly.

I'm coming.

O-o-o-h!

I'd like to see you do that one.

I ain't gonna
do it again, either.

Alright, if you'll
just hang on a minute..

...I'll get you jailbirds loose.

Ah, I wish you wouldn't
talk like that, Uncle Jesse.

It's liable to hurt
my image with Daisy.

I wouldn't worry
about my image with Daisy

if I was you.

You're just a typical

Hazzard County jailbird..

...arrested for a..

...uh, a crime
you didn't commit.

Well, he ain't the only one.

Don't remind me.

You two jackasses

are worse than he is.

Do you realize that..

...Rosco could give you
ten years for taking

an official car?

And, uh, another ten years

for helping
Cletus here...escape.

But I didn't escape.

You could say
I was sort of..

...kidnapped.

Oh, great. That way
all Rosco can give us is life.

Yeah, unless we get
to them hijackers first.

Oh, but that ain't gonna be easy

considering the state police
have been combing

Hazzard for weeks
without any luck.

You either got to catch
the hijackers in the act..

...or find out
where the stuff is hid.

It might be simpler to find out

where that stolen stuff came
from and start from there.

Oh, a shame I still
ain't on the force anymore.

We got all that information
right there

in the sheriff's
office in the files.

I writ it up myself.

Cletus..

...how'd you like to become

one of the first men ever

to break into
the Hazzard County jail?

Uh-huh! No.
No way, no how!

No! Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh.

'Shh!'

'Hazzard County sheriff office.'

'Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
talking at ya.'

Oh, Sheriff Coltrane.
I'm so relieved it's you.

I-I wanna file
a missing person's report.

'My little Jethro's been missing
for two whole days!'

Oh, he's been gone for two days

and you're just now
reporting it?

Oh, well,
that's naughty, naughty.

Uh, listen, uh, let me take down

some vital statistics here.

Now-now, give me-give me
one of your vitals.

Cletus, where you keep them
hijacking reports?

Uh, fourth file, top drawer

under "M" for miscellaneous.

Why do you file a hijacking
report under miscellaneous?

I put everything
under miscellaneous.

You'd be surprised
how much time I save.

Oh, now let-let me
get this straight.

Now you say the subject
is four years old.

Well, how about
his height and his weight?

Well, I ain't
hefted him up recently

but I reckon
he's average weight

for his size, sugar.
I mean sheriff.

Wait a minute.
Aha, here we go.

Well, here's three
of them, anyway.

Let's see here,
"washing machines

motorcycles, TV sets."

Nothing them guys can't take
their time getting rid of.

'Cletus, you notice anything
special about these reports?'

- 'No.'
- Look.

All three cargoes originated
in the same place.

United Shipping Terminal,
Colonial City.

Huh, I'll be darned.
You're right.

- Just fine.

- Come here.
- Daisy's got him on the phone.

Uh, what kind of spots?

You know,
like measles or chicken pox

or

Oh, I don't think
it's none of those.

But they stretch from his nose
clear on down to his tail.

Oh, good, from his nose..

...to his tail, uh..

...nose to his tail?

Uh, it sounds like
your Jethro's a dog.

He is a dog.
And this is Daisy Duke.

You're shucking and jiving me
and this is a decoy!

I'm gone.

Freeze!

Okay, Rosco, you're froze.

You folks stick around 'cause
we're gonna be right back.

Freeze!
That goes for everybody!

Anybody?

- Just freeze!
- Uh! Oh, listen, boys.

Freeze now.

I'm not kidding with ya,
not this time.

You hurt me.

Come-c-come.

- 'Help.'
Come on.

- 'Help, Cletus!'
- Come on, Cletus.

Cletus!

That wasCletus.

- 'Now, get in here.'
- 'Quit fighting me.'

'Would you quit
standing on my foot?'

'Cletus, get in the car.'

Ooh! Aah!

- Ah, time for seconds.
- 'No doubt.'

Y-you...freeze!

There's Daisy Duke
and that's the boys

and Cletus with her.
Follow her.

Rosco, you god-darned road
apple.

While you're drowning me,
they're escapin'!

Oh, give me that. Oh.

Seeing as how all
the hijacked trucks

started out
from the same town.

Luke figured they'd best start checking out

the shipping terminals
in Colonial City..

...looking for a lead
on the road pirates.

Now the boys had really
thought things out.

They even dressed up decent..

...so nobody'd recognize them.

You know, slicked up,
they don't look half-bad.

Morning.

Can't you guys read?
The sign says "No admittance."

I reckon you're gonna
have to make an exception.

State Department Of Highways.

That's right.

And it seems
we've had a few complaints

about some of your shipments
to Nashville

being just a smidgen overweight.

Overweight?

So we're gonna
have to run a check

on your current manifests.

Okay. Help yourself.
Over there on the top drawer.

I got work to do.

Luke, I think we're barking up
the wrong tree.

He didn't even
give us an argument.

Maybe that was because he was in
such a hurry to get out of here.

Now you take a look
at them manifests

and I'll keep an eye on him.

'No, I'm not blowing my cool.'

'Somebody's on to us.'

'These two guys down here'

say they're from
the Highway Department.

Well, they're phonier
than $3 bills.

I think we oughta
call off the hijack.

You're not getting paid
to think.

I've already lined up
buyers for them goods.

And I've already
lined up the necklace

you promised
to buy me with the profits.

You heard me.

If we're gonna
rip off that shipment

it has to pass
through Hazzard County

today, on schedule.

Now let's talk
about the bracelet

to go with the necklace.

Alright, we can talk about it.

I think I hit the jackpot.

Well, I'm afraid
I'm one up on you, cousin

'cause I just hit
on two of them.

While the boys
was hittin' the jackpot

ol' Boss was rollin'
snake eyes.

Oh, of course I'm sure
of the number, operator.

"Tri-Counties Video."

- "555--"
- Yeah.

"555-4357

in Colonial City."

Disconnected?
That...can't be disconnected.

I was talking to them
only yesterday!

Hello

Aah! Dag blast it!

Listen, Boss, you
don't happen to think

that-that Garbade fella
double

Well, whether he did
or whether he didn't

is beside the point.

The point is,
you got three choices.

You can either get
me back my TV sets

or give me back my $10,000

or you can get it
taken out of your hide!

Meanwhile, the Dukes' plan
to catch the road pirates

started to fit together
like biscuits and gravy.

The best way to find
the pirates was to ride

in the truck
that they was gonna hijack.

Which was slick thinking,
except there was two trucks

scheduled to pass through
Hazzard County that day.

So, Bo and Luke figured to
split up and take one apiece.

Now all they needed
was a surefire way

to stop that truck
and hitch a ride.

'Damn! Look at those legs!'

And that's one surefire way
to stop a truck.

Anybody home?

Why don't y'all come in
and find out?

I knew this would be
my lucky day.

Can I give you a hand?

Well, you sure can, sugar

but only with the car.

'Now this muffler
is rattling something fierce.'

'I'm afraid
it's gonna fall off.'

'Reckon you can tighten it up
for me a bit?'

'Honey, I reckon I can do
just about anything for you.'

'Aren't you sweet?'

'You knights of the road
are okay by me.'

Mm-hmm. I just don't know
how to thank you.

I do!

On second thought,
I do know how to thank you.

Next time you get stopped by
the Hazzard sheriff for speedin'

just mention my name..

'...on account of
he's my daddy.'

- Papa.

Well, what's the difference?

Either way,
he'll be packing a shotgun

and carrying a nasty grin.

So I guess
I'll just be moving on.

Have a nice day, sugar.

Come back!

Now what works once
will work again..

...especially if it's a driver with healthy hormones.

And Daisy looking
like a swanky hood ornament.

And it worked.

Thanks, Daisy.

You better get ahold
of Jesse and Cooter

and have 'em keep an eye out

for that truck
that Bo's hiding in.

Will do.

And you remember,
we'll be following

right behind you all the way.

Alright, but not too close.

You got it, cousin.

Come on, Cletus!

- Ha-ha!
- 'Let's go!'

Oh, Daisy, you little dickens!

You can charm the hickory nuts
out of a squirrel's mouth too!

Stereo city.

- Thar she blows.
- Yeah, and it's about time.

I've been sitting here so long

I'm about to take root.

Uh, this is Shepherd
to Black Sheep One.

- Yeah, I sure can.

Y'all must be right on my back.

And stay there
'cause I'm sitting

on a whole mountain
of stereo equipment.

This shipment's gotta be
the one they're after.

Ah, well, you heard the boy.

Let's go.

- I'm right here, cousin.

I'm laying
about a half-mile back of you.

Good.

I can't run in to that branch.

Some tree!

Hold it!

Daisy, I think this is it.

Them hijackers are taking
over the truck.

What do you want us to do?

Well, Jesse and Cooter
can't be too far ahead

so give them a call
on the horn

and have them turn around
and come back to meet us.

And stay out of sight
of this truck

till we can find out
where it's going.

'Okay. That's a 10-4.'

Over and out.

Daisy, I think
we just took a right turn.

I-I'm-I'm gonna go up front
and see if I can see

through that vent
and see some kind of landmark

that-that'll let you know
where we are.

Luke!

Come in, Luke!

Luke, can you hear me? Come in!

Damn! Something's gone wrong.

Sounded like some kind of crash

'just before
his radio went out.'

Uncle Jesse, Cooter..

...we just lost contact
with the other truck.

Ah, don't you worry none, Daisy.

We'll get Luke out of that mess.

Ah, did you hear that, Bo?

Yeah, that's right, Uncle Jesse

but, uh..

...first y'all have
to get me out

of this mess
so I can help you.

Look, this truck
ain't gonna stop

so why don't y'all get close
enough to pick me up?

That's a big 10-4, good buddy.

We're gonna be nibbling on your
tail feathers in no time now.

Hang on, Uncle Jesse.

Now hold her as steady
as you can, Cooter

and-and-and get up there close.

A little closer.

Easy, easy.

Back off! Back off!

There ain't no use, Bo!

I can't hold it close
enough for you to walk it!

Look, Cooter, who said
anything about walking?

Just hold her steady.
I'll be right over there.

No.

Sorry to leave
you hangin', Bo..

...but this won't take long.

You alright, Bo?

Yeah, I'm fine, Uncle Jesse,
but how's Luke?

Well, last thing he said

before his walkie-talkie
went out

was he was taking a right turn

'off the highway.'

Cooter, would you give me
the CB, please?

Uh, Daisy?
Look, this here's Bo.

Uh, where were you
when you lost contact with Luke?

Just inside the county line.

Daisy, there ain't
no crossroads there.

Exceptin' that old, uh, cow path

that leads up
to the old Hobson spread.

'Course, that place
has been deserted for years.

But the barn is still standing,
and it's a big..

Get in here, Bo!

That's good enough
for me, Uncle Jesse.

Listen, Cletus,
you might've got a point there.

Uh, we'll meet you at the Hobson
farm and take it from there.

You got it, Bo.

Well, now, y'all hang on
'cause I'm gonna have

to take us a little shortcut.

Hold on, sugar.

Not to me.

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's!

Boss, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your ears on?
Come on.

'Course I got my ears on.

Also my chin, my nose,
and what's left of my hair.

Can't you just quit
that idiot CB jivin'

and talk to me
in good American talk, over?

Oh, uh, well,
that's a 10-4, little buddy.

Listen, I just saw
Daisy driving Cletus

down a cow path
toward old Hobson's place.

- Come on.

Well, that means them
Duke boys can't be far away.

Not to mention all my TV sets

and everything else
they done hijacked

the last few weeks, over.

Well, don't you worry
about a thing, Boss

'cause I'm gonna catch 'em.

I'm gonna catch 'em

up to their eyes in evidence!

'Over.'

Not their eyes, you hear me?

You ain't taking anything
above their ankles.

Everything higher
than that's gonna be mine!

Now, just so you don't
mess things up as usual

you stay right where you are
till I get there.

You read me, Rosco?

'Don't you move an inch!'

That's a 10-4..

...you...you!

Oh!

Aah!

'Watch those horses.'

'I see 'em,
I see 'em, Uncle Jesse.'

- Cooter, the horses!
- I see 'em, Uncle Jesse!

'They sure are pretty.'

Powers, get that forklift!

'Okay, boss, I'll get it!'

'Come on, let's go, Powers!'

'Hurry up, hurry up!'

'You act like you never
done this before!'

'Come on, now get
that truck unloaded!'

'Hey, don't drop that stuff!'

'Powers, you drive
like an old lady!'

'Get that forklift moving!'

'Move it up in there!
Get those boxes out of there!'

'Alright, get
that pallet ready.'

'I'm coming back.'

'Now don't try
to take it all at once.'

'Just take one at a time
and get 'em in there.'

- 'Easy, easy.'
- 'I got it, alright.'

'Powers, get that thing moving!'

'Watch behind you, man.
Watch out.'

Better check it out.
I'll give you a lift.

Garbade, you better get in here!

We got trouble!

He's up in the loft.

You take the stairs.
We got him trapped.

We gotta get that guy!

He can blow our whole setup!
Come on!

Rosco, wake up!
Wake up, now!

Uh, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
here.

'Uh, is that you, Boss?
Where you been?'

Y-your driver get lost
or something?

What's your 10 Come on.

I'm sitting right next
to you, numskull!

- Oh!
- Now you find them Duke boys!

Go on!
Get movin' or else!

I'm-I'm going!

Or else!

Alright, then! Aah!

Ol' Luke could escape,
but he couldn't run away.

He had to keep circling like a tail chasing coon hound

to keep everybody there
till the reinforcements came.

- That's Luke!
- Yeah!

'These guys
must be the hijackers.'

'What are they doing
chasing Luke?'

'I thought it was supposed
to be the other way around.'

Well, I don't know, Cletus

but I think
we better catch this act.

Uh!

Oh.

Uh.

Oh!

You really had
your bell rung, didn't you?

You okay?

Good, 'cause I'm making
a citizen's arrest.

Whoa!

Well..

...well, lucky boy,
aren't you a mess?

- Can't take you anywhere!
- 'Oh.'

It's gonna be
a little crowded in Daisy's car.

At least you'll have
a friend to talk to.

Bo Duke, I got you!

Rosco, we ain't got
no time for this.

We think Luke's over
at the old Hobson place

and he might be in trouble.

Well, not as much trouble

as you're in, Bo Duke.

Until I can make a charge
of hijacking stick

I'm arresting you
for violation of parole!

And I'm paroling him
for violation of parole.

Hmm?

There's a regular
gold mine up ahead..

...and we can't waste time here
with these cotton choppers.

Get to the merchandise!

I'm going!

You fat little kumquat.

Let's get out of here. Come on!

You boys comfortable back there?

Jeez! Ohh!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Well, that's one of
your better catches.

Yep.

That's right neighborly of y'all
to drop in on us like this.

Come on, honey.

Well, hi, sheriff.
Got a little present for you.

- It's not even your birthday.
- Oh, hush, Cletus!

Just cuff him and stuff him!

'Hey, Boss..'

...that dipstick
that fell out of a tree

is he the man
that sold you them TV sets?

Yeah, sure he is.

I'm gonna claim
those TV sets right now!

All $10,000 worth!

'And you'll get
them sets too, Boss..'

...unless the state police have
to confiscate 'em for evidence.

State police?

Oh, they don't even know
them sets are here.

- Oh, yeah, they do.
What?

Well, yes, you see..

...I had to call 'em on the CB

when I was getting close
to the hijackers.

You what?

But you're gonna get them sets.

Well, alright!

Unless you were dang fool enough

to buy stolen property
in the first place.

Huh

Hey, Bo!

I sure am glad
y'all could make it.

Another couple of laps
around that barn

and she'd have been
running on the fumes.

Well, Cletus, you're a hero.

You catched all those hijackers

and I'm realproud of you.

That's right, now I think
you oughta give him his reward.

Reward

Oh, you betcha.

Come on, Daisy. Show him
a little Duke gratitude.

My pleasure.

And that's the story of how the Duke boys

rounded up the road pirates.

Let's go.
Move it on in there.

Go on, go on.

Boss lost $10,000

that he paid
for them stolen TVs

and threatened to take it
out of Rosco's pay.

All of which called for
a little fun ceremony..

...to get Cletus reinstated.

Which the Dukes set up to kind of rub it in on old Boss.

Everybody figured
Cletus was squirming

'cause Daisy
was so close to him..

...all breathy
and sweet-smelling.

The truth is he was just
too bashful to tell her

that she was pinning that badge

right through his shirt
to his skin.

And, gosh, that's bashful.

But that's what you'd expect
in Hazzard County.