All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E03 The Rustlers_track3_[eng]

[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]

♪Just the Good Ol' Boys♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm

♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born

♪ Straightenin' the curves

♪ Flattenin' the hills

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will

♪ Makin' their way

♪ The only way they know how

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin hood ♪♪

Yee-haw!

♪ Amazing Grace

♪ How sweet the sound

♪ That saved a wretch like me

♪ I once was lost

♪ But now I'm found

♪ Was blind

♪ But now I see ♪

Now, you'd think just lookin'
at Bo and Luke

that they ain't got
a care in the world

this lovely morning
at Hazzard County.

And they don't.

Can't say the same for Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane though.

Rosco just keeps waking up
in the morning

on the wrong side of the bed.

Mainly 'cause his bed
don't have no good side.

Not till that day comes
when he can catch

the Duke boys with somethin'.

What makes you think the Dukes
are up to something, sheriff?

You can tell
the way they're driving.

Doesn't that tell you something?

It's no different
than they ever do.

Heck! They even drive
to church that way.

Enos, they sure as heck are not
driving an old choir practice.

They got mesh in that car,
and that means one thing.

It means that they're
making moonshine.

And this time I'm gonna
catch 'em right in the act.

O-oh, I love it.
I just love it.

Right here.

Now, this is fine. This is good.
Shut her down.

- 'Well, good morning.'
- 'Hey, Burl.'

Why we gotta haul,
feed around in this thing

when we got a perfectly
good pickup truck?

Hey, Burl.

- Alright.

Brought your feed.

Hey, man, I appreciate you guys
hauling this up here.

I owe y'all.

Well, let's see.
Would three beers be too steep?

Oh, howdy, Uncle Jesse.

- Bo, Luke.
- Hey, Sherry Tolliver.

- Good to see you again.
- Yeah.

- Ah, we heard about, uh..

Well, it didn't work out
with the hill of beans.

Well, you know
what they say.

"At first you don't succeed,
you could always.."

Aw-w!

Uh, Burl, you said besides
bringing the feed out

you had something
you wanted to show us.

On the phone
you called it, "A miracle."

That it is. And your eyes are
gonna...bug outta your head..

...like the little..

...like the little boy
who swallowed the bull frog.

'Come on, and I'll..'

...I'll show you.

All they're doing is talkin',
sheriff. Just plain talkin'.

Enos, they're not just talking.
That's called conspiracy.

That can get 'em
from two to five years.

I'll just bet
my bag of marbles

they've got a steal
in Tolliver's barn down there.

Come on, we'll get
a little closer look.

- Oh, yes.

Come on.
Enos, around the tree.

Oh, you dipstick!

Coming, sheriff.

- Here's the miracle.
- Wow..

Possum on a gumbush, sheriff!

That ain't no steal.
That there is a young horse.

Enos, I'll possum up your
gumbush, if you don't hush.

'Em Duke boys have gotta be
up to something low down.

And I'm gonna find out what.

Is he a beauty!

And fast, too.

Yeah, I've been raising...
horses now for a long time.

And breeding some
of the scrappiest stock

in Hazzard County.

Well, no..

No question
about that, Jesse

but...this time,
I got all for lucky.

Me and Burl want Manases
in the big race this year.

You mean
the Hazzard County Fair?

With Mrs. J.D. Hogg's
Stakes Race?

Yeah, Bo, old Boss Hogg, he
gives away ten thousand dollars

every year to the winner.

Boy, with that kind of money,
I could pay off all my bills.

And-and-and leave
this old world the same..

...the same, the same way
that I came in.

Dead even.

Burl, you know the entry
fee is $500 for that race.

Yeah, where you're gonna
get that kind of cash?

Jesse, and boys.

Twenty years I've sweat

and dreamed of owning...a horse
like old Manases here.

- And if I don't get your help..
- Dream is gone.

That's right, and all
that-that's left is the sweat.

Get on him,
and give him a try.

If you don't think Manases
ain't something, forget it.

Alright.

Yeah, you got something
to time him with?

Not on me.

We could use the General and run
him against the speedometer.

- That'd give us some idea.

- Go get your car.
- Alright.

- Follow me.

Okay.

Now, here is
the starting gate, okay?

And way up down
to that elm is a sign post

'and that is exactly
a quarter of a mile.'

It's all yours, fellas.

- Yeah.

- Yes, sir.

Go.

Yee-haw!

Go!

I knew General Lee's
gonna win, sheriff.

Well, Boss is gonna
give me a bonus

when he finds out about this.

Well?

That horse was flying. We were
doing forty miles an hour.

'And in-in-in a track
to talk about'

is two...furlongs
in nineteen seconds.

Nineteen seconds!

You gonna put
in with us, or not?

Well, I don't know.

Uncle Jesse,
the General could do

without the new rear end
for another couple of weeks.

And that spare tire..

This baldy will still get us
to Cooter's just fine.

Yes, sir.

Well, howdy, partner.

- Oh, Luke.
- Ooh.

Manases, we're going
to the fair.

'Yeah.'

Now, Boss Hogg
is close to his money.

Some say he sleeps with it

and some say
he has his underwear

knitted outta
ten dollar bills.

But either way, he ain't
about to give up any of it.

So instead of gamblin'
on the Lulu Hogg Stakes

he's buying himself
a guaranteed winner.

Uh-huh.

'Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.'

You quit uh-huh-ing me, J.D.

Now, this time you better
be hot damn sure.

Lulu, honey pot,
of course I'm sure.

'You can just get your pretty
self ready to have your picture'

'took in the winner circle.'

- Yeah, I am, sugar plum.

I'm buying him
right this second

from a man who's
in my office, right now.

'Your winnin' horse.'

'In your Mrs. J.D. Hogg's
Stakes Race.'

Bye.

Put that woman
in the winners circle

and somebody will slap
a saddle on her.

Now, then, Mr. Dunlap

how much did you say
that was again for that horse?

Uh, $7500, sir.

7500 big ones.

Whoa!

Well, for a great horse,
Mr. Hogg. A sure winner.

He better be.

Boss, listen.

I got somethin' to tell ya,
but you ain't gonna like it.

You're gonna run
for sheriff again?

Rosco, I'm in the middle
of big business.

I'm buying me a winning race
horse off of Mr. Dunlap here.

No. Boss, no you ain't.

'Cause I just saw
the winning race horse

out at the Tolliver place.

Rosco, you wouldn't know
a race horse from a paddlefish.

Well, if that was a paddlefish

I just saw him paddle a quarter
mile in nineteen seconds flat.

Mr. Dunlap, you wouldn't mind
coming back a while, would you?

The sheriff here, why, he went
out in the hot sun

without his hat, and I think
he's having a nervous breakdown.

Why, not at all, gentlemen.

I understand.

But, Boss.

I hope you're feeling
better, sheriff.

'Well, I'm sure he'll recover.'

'I'm sure he will.'

'Bye.'

'You better.'

What's goin' on?

'Now, now, now,
let me get this straight.'

You seen Burl Tolliver's horse,
a real horse

do a quarter mile
in nineteen seconds?

Well, Boss,
I ain't lied to you in months.

That ain't possible.

Ah, let me see, let me see.

Tolliver, Tolliver, Tolliver..

Burl Tolliver.

Ha, just as I thought.

Why, I hold a mortgage
on that horse farm of his

and that dead bead
ain't paid me a penny in years.

What Boss don't know,
Mr. Dunlap and his buddy here

are in the business of getting horses for nothing.

That is when nobody's lookin'.

They call themselves,
"Travelling Horse Traders"

but "Travelling Horse Thieves" is the way I'd put it.

- To see us that horse.

If he's really that fast,
I know a Mr. Harvey Halsey

in Memphis, who'll pay
a top dollar for him.

Boss Hogg and the sheriff.

What do they want?

I don't know, but when you
see J.D. smilin' like that

you keep one hand
on your wallet.

Well, how do, Burl?

Sherry.

Afternoon, Mr. Hogg.

What can I do for you, Boss?

'Oh, nothing
to really speak of.'

Whoa, whoa, Manases.

Stop.

Well, I got
the thing hooked up here.

Manases.
Easy, boy. Stay.

Come on, boy.
It's okay.

Stable.

Look at that horse go.

Well, they say there's a right
way and a wrong way

to hold on to a horse,
when it's just standing still

but this way, your guess
is just as good as mine.

Don't go away, you hear?

Yeah.

- He got her.
- Whoa!

'Shoot, Bo.
I'm glad to see you.'

Are you okay?

Does okay include
being scared?

Oh, what a horse!

When do we take him?

Just as soon as we get
back to camp

and get our horse trailer.
Come on.

Now, Burl.
You got me all wrong.

I don't wanna buy your horse.

- Manases.

- But you were saying--
- No, no, no.

What I meant was, I want
to see Manases in a time trial.

A real time trial,
on a real track.

You'll see him
at Mrs. J.D. Hogg's Stake Race.

As I was saying, if this
time trial proves out good

well then, I'll not only
forgive your mortgage

with back interest,
penalties, etcetera

but I'll pay for your entry
fee for the race

and I'll even give
you a piece of my bets.

How about that, huh?

We'll all end up
fat and happy.

But, Boss, you're already..

I don't like it.

I don't like it, either.
And I don't even know why.

I'll tell you
what I don't like.

This here Manases
is a valuable animal.

And what, with this here
run down place

why, anything could happen
to the critter.

Now, I'll tell you
what I'd be willing to do.

I'd be willing to take him
over to my place, right now.

Where he'd be well protected
under lock and key.

Your lock and your key?
No way, J.D.

Alright, then let's stable him
at the Dukes place, tonight.

'I mean, I can see they
sure care good about him'

and then tomorrow,
we'll have that real time trial.

That ought to settle
all our doubts, won't it?

Not really.

Well, where Manases is concerned
I'd trust them Dukes.

- Yeah, yes, sure.

- Sure.

Well?

Well, our place it is.

Rosco, I'm gonna get me that
fantastic horse Manases for free

and in return for
a certain amount of dignity

I'm gonna nail them Duke boys
right into State Prison.

How you gonna do that, Boss?

Tomorrow morning
first thing

we are gonna pull
the old bait and switch act

starring my cousin Cletus.

Here is Cousin Cletus.

So, this being the next morning

it don't take much to realize that old Bo and Luke

best keep their eyes open.

- That's Cletus.
- He's crazy.

- Or drunk.
- Or both.

Looks like we're in for a real country head

I don't know why Boss
asked me to do these things.

I don't know nothing
about high-h-h explosives!

What do you suppose
caused him to do that?

- Let's make sure he's alright.
- Yeah.

Y'all are watching
Boss Hogg's version

of the old bait and switch.

Bait the Dukes
with a distraction

while Rosco switches horses.

Oh, boy.

Cletus, you done that before,
are you alright?

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

Come, come on.

I'm sorry about what happened
back there.

Well, you always use both
lanes when you drive?

Oh, no, not usually.

Neither does my car, but
all of a sudden the steering

just went out, and I was
along for the ride, you know?

Cletus, you sure we can't
give you a lift back into town?

No. No, thanks. I better stay
here with my fire.

- I mean, my car.
- Well, alright.

- We'll CB ahead for help.
- Okay.

- We better fly, Bo.
- Yeah.

- Take it easy, Cletus.
- Thank y'all.

Cletus.

I want you to take this horse
over to Kitrich Mine

and take real good care of him.

I'm gonna catch myself
a couple of rustlers.

I just plain hate
being the Boss' cousin.

'Now, listen here, J.D.
You hear?'

'My life is just nothing,
but aggravation with you.'

Mm.

Now, Lulu, honey pot.

You disappoint me this time,
and you'll wish you hadn't.

Now, you hear me?

'I told you before'

'you definitely
are gonna get a winner.'

Which is more than I got
when I married her.

I have had nothing,
but aggravation as I told you.

Now, you remember what happened
with the Rolls Royce.

It was melted down into
a little bitty cube of metal.

And then that mink coat,
remember what happened to that?

It was nothing but possum.

When I went out in the rain

it stunk up
the whole Hazzard County.

Hey, here they come.

Mm. Here, Alex. You listen
to her for a while.

Manases give you any problem?

No, Burl, but you do owe us
a half a bushels of carrots.

- No, Luke and I did.

'Burl, this ain't Manases.'

That's right. It ain't Manases.

- It's not the same horse.

Why, I've been peddlin' 'em
all my life.

Burl, Sherry,
whatever is happened here

you gotta believe
that me and Bo

didn't have nothing
to do with it.

Well, what's goin' on?

I'm not sure.

But if J.D. Hogg's involved,
it ain't legit.

Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Burl, you're claiming
that this critter ain't Manases?

Well, I would know
Manases anywhere.

Just like a mama
would...know her baby.

There's just got to be a logical
explanation for all this.

Are you sure you never let
this horse out of your sight?

No, sir, Uncle Jesse,
not even once.

Yes, we did, Bo.

We stopped at Pine Creek Road
for Cletus'...accident.

Rosco, you got any report
today on an accident

on Pine Creek Road?

Shoot, no.

How about you?

I'm sorry, fellas.

Me neither, sheriff.

Yeah, well, that figures.

Burl, these Duke boys

have pulled the
old horse switch on you.

You know, I think
it's just about time

that I called a certain buyer
in Memphis and make us a deal.

You're gonna sell a horse
you ain't even got yet?

Why not?

I've been doing it
all my life.

Come on.

We know the Duke boys
wouldn't do anything to hurt

Burl and me.

Or Manases.

Looks to me like a clear
case of rustling.

J.D., you know these boys
wouldn't do a thing like that.

They just couldn't.

Couldn't, couldn't?
Did!

Rosco, arrest them
in the name of the law.

You know it's getting,
so you'd think

Rosco by this time
would've had handcuffs

made with the boys
names on 'em.

Things look bad,
but they could get worse.

And probably will.

Cuff 'em, at least you can
do that. Can't you, dipstick?

Yes..

Alright, Enos.
Cuff 'em.

Hey, hey, what'd you do?

What is this?

- Enos, Rosco.
- Freeze!

You just come back
with those keys.

'Woo-hoo!'

Well, it's business as usual
for the Duke boys.

No sooner that they tried
to help a friend

and they find themselves
hip high in trouble.

Cousin, I'm afraid, Boss really
took us for a ride this time.

Yeah, well, he's getting
better with age.

Yeah, so is Rosco.

No kiddin'.

If we plan to find
that horse sometime this year

we gonna have to do it
without our escort.

Check.

Now, watch this.

Ooh, mornin', widow Baxley.

Nice day, ain't it?

Well, cousin, what's
your great idea this time?

Ah, we best take it on home.

It's gonna take
a team effort to find Manases.

Uh, Boss Hogg, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Boss, them Duke boys
done give me the slip.

Along with a petticoat
and a pair of long johns.

- 'Over.'
- You, numbskull.

You couldn't catch a cold
in a flu epidemic.

Now, you listen,
and listen good.

I still got myself attached
to your dipstick deputy

and he can't find a key
yet that works.

Not even a hair pin.

You get right over here,
as soon as you do that other job

I told you about.

- 'Over.'

Making sure my little pet,
you know what, is well fed.

So you get some hay
to him and feed him pronto.

Out, you know where.

Over and out.

That's a big 10-4,
little buddy.

I found the key, Mr. Hogg.

Well, take the cuffs
off, then, lame brain.

Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

I didn't know
you like pets, Mr. Hogg.

Hmm?

What kind is it?

A Bengal Tiger.

Oh, they're cute.

'Well, it's $30,000,
Mr. Halsey.'

'Not a penny less.'

When you'll see this beauty run,
you'll understand the price.

Why, you've got
yourself a horse, sir.

Uh, we'll have him down there
in two days, no more.

Yes, sir.
See you then.

Just great.

You better know somethin' more
about finding this horse

than I do.

I don't have to find him.

Someone else will do
that little chore for us.

Well, that maybe true, Luke.

But according to Cooter here..

...you two boys ain't in as much
trouble with Burl Tolliver

as you think you are.

- Well, I talked to old Burl.

He knows good and well that
y'all didn't swipe his horse

and he ain't gonna
press no charges.

Why, that's the best news
we've had today.

- Whoo!
- Well, not really.

You know as well as I do,
that Rosco and J.D. Hogg

arenot gonna rest
until they get you two boys

charged with
rustlin' or somethin'.

I got me a hunch

that Boss has got Manases hid
around here, somewhere close.

That's what I think, too.

And we're sure not going to find
him sittin' around on our butts.

- Amen.
- No, sir.

Let's get huntin', y'all.

Now, this must be serious. Nobody even got the watermelon.

We'll all keep in touch

on the emergency
frequency, alright?

'You got it.'

Uncle Jesse checked all the old stables in Hazzard County.

Daisy checked the Bigelow place at the old Parker Barn.

And Cooter checked the ancient Choctaw Indian Caves.

The Choctaw's don't live
in 'em caves no more

but somethin' hairy
and hungry does...now.

And no question about it

finding a stolen horse
ain't gonna be easy.

Except for Rosco.

Now, he knows
where the horse is.

Nice horsey-horsey!

'Cause he put him there.

Brought you some dinner.

This is the best
that the Boss' money can buy.

Here you go.
Make yourself at home.

Take a slurp of water
if you get thirsty.

I'll be back later
and bring you some dessert.

Wished I'd had a pony
when I was a kid.

There's our money ticket.

But how'd you know
to follow the sheriff

instead of Boss Hogg?

Well, my daddy
taught me

never follow the possum when
the dogs will lead you there.

- Get the van and the trailer.

Uncle Jesse,
you checked out that silo

on the old Sheridan place yet?

I sure did, and every other
place that looked big enough

to...hold a horse.

How about you two?

Nothing.

- Howdy, sheriff.
- Enos.

Here's your handcuffs.

Enos, never mind the handcuffs.

Just clean out
the back of my vehicle.

I got business with the Boss.

Sheriff, my goodness,
look at all that hay.

Looks like a scarecrow
has been riding back there.

Never mind what's been ridin'
back there. Just clean it out.

And your logbook don't say where
you been.

- No, Enos.

I don't want you
to fill it out.

If I wanna go out
to Kitrich Mine

it ain't nobody's
business, but my own.

And especially yours,
you got that?

- Yes, sheriff.
- Alright.

Here's your handcuffs, sheriff.

Give me the handcuffs,
you dipstick.

- Hey, Enos.
- Hiya, Daisy.

What's all this hay doing in
the back of the sheriff's car?

Oh, it's none of my business

what he's doing with hay out
at the old Kitrich Mine.

Maybe, he's feedin' the tiger.

Oh.

Well, I gotta run, hot cakes.

- Bye, Daisy.
- Bye.

Bye, Daisy.

- Enos.
- Argh!

Enos, Enos, watch what
you're doin', you dipstick.

What did Daisy Duke want?

She wondering why anybody
would wanna take hay

out to the old Kitrich Mine?

- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I swear, I didn't say a word
about Kitrich Mine, did I?

It must have slipped out.

Oh, you dang, cowbell.

If Daisy Duke knows,
then they'll all know.

Where's my car?
We got to get out there.

Uncle Jesse, Bo, Luke.

Y'all got your ears on?
Come on.

Bo and Luke here,
Daisy. Come on.

Rosco, just delivered
a load of hay out

to the old
Kitrich Mine, fellas.

Well, that's it.
That's got to be it.

That's some nice work, Daisy.
Now, you and Jesse head on home.

We'll take it from here.

But you better stay close
on the CB, just in case.

You boys be careful,
now, do you hear?

Easy, Cowan, we got a horse back
there, not a fire engine.

Yeah.

Watch it!

Dunno about
you friends and neighbors

but I gotta catch my breath
from all of this.

I'll see you in a bit.

Dunlap Horse Ranch.
Does that ring a bell with you?

No, but wish I had time
to stop and teach

them dudes
some driving etiquette.

Well, there was a horse here.

'Yeah, and it could have
been Manases.'

Well, if Boss brought that horse
here, and ain't here now..

...who you suppose took it?

- The Dunlap Horse Ranch!
- ...horse ranch

Come on.

This here is an APB going out
to Daisy, Jesse, Cooter

and all the rest of the elves
in the forest.

We're looking for a blue
colored van with a horse trailer

saying "Dunlap Horse Ranch."

It should be heading south
on Route 110

heading towards Cedar Valley.

Listen, we'll look for it, too,
but if any y'all spot it

just keep
your eyes on it, alright?

We'll be talking to you later.

Alright! Alright!

- I'm not kidding.
- We ain't moving, Rosco.

Freeze!

You boys are gonna
get life for this.

- At least.

- For rustling.

Again.

Well, getting arrested
twice in the same day

for the same thing, rustling.

You kinda get the feeling
that you are in Texas.

Terrific, just when we are
about to cut out of this town.

I've been seen
by enough people in Hazzard.

I'll stay here with the horse.

You go and get the van fixed
and meet me back here.

And talk to no one.
Get it?

Talk to no one. Got it.

Now, now, now, Lulu,
my little praline.

I promised you
the winning horse.

Promise, promise, promise.

You've been promising me
things all our married life.

You know I can't have
my picture took with no promise.

Now, you get me that race horse.
Do you hear?

You'll get it, sugar plum.

I've got to go now,
but you remember

'I've always kept
my word to you.'

Ha ha. That's a hot one.

Except what I said
at the wedding.

Alright, now, you boys

are you gonna tell me where
you hid that horse or what?

Rosco, we told you
we don't know where it is.

But we're ready to make a deal.

What kind of deal?

Well, we know
who really rustled that horse.

You gotta let us out
to find them

or else you stand to lose
a whole lot of money, Boss.

Do you expect me
to let you go and trust you

to bring me that horse?

Bulls breath!

Well, you need us, Boss.

You ain't gonna
find him and that horse

was took by some real operators.

Operators?

You're the only operators
around here.

Bo, I told you we should've
took this thing

straight to Lulu.

I know, I was trying
to save Boss the trouble

of having to break the news
to Lulu that he don't have

'the winning horse.'

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

- You wouldn't.
- We would.

We're entitled
the one phone call.

We might as well
make it to Lulu.

- That's blackmail.
- That's right.

That horse did disappear
into the ozone.

And I was counting on making a
pile of money by betting on him.

You sure were.

The deadline for entering
a horse in that race

is 5 o'clock this afternoon.

Alright, alright.

But if you boys don't make
that deadline..

...you just gonna come right
back here and let yourselves

get arrested again, right?

- Deal.

I know I'll have to regret it.

Let 'em go, Rosco.

But, Boss, they ain't gonna
turn themselves in.

Rosco, you heard
what he said now. Let 'em go.

'We'll be right back, Rosco.'

- And no calls to Lulu.
- Scouts honor, Boss.

We promise.

If she learns the truth,
she'll punish me.

By moving into my bedroom.

Yeah, watch. You don't..

What do you think?
How long?

Well, about an hour,
I gotta drain it out.

Clean all this
red clay and mud off it.

What you've been driving up
to Bronson Canyon?

- I was just wondering.

I'll get right on it.

Okay, this machine
shoot cold drinks over here?

'Sometimes.'

Burl, you ain't lost your dream.

We'll get Manases back.
You'll see.

Burl, we Dukes
ain't horse people.

You gotta think hard.

You never heard of
the Dunlap Horse Ranch before?

Now, Burl, that's what
it said on the van.

Well, I thought I knew 'em all.
But I never heard of that one.

'Breaker, breaker,
crazy Cooter comin' at you.

The cousins Dukes home
on the Hazzard net? Come on.

Yeah, Bo here, crazy C.
Go ahead.

Y'all know that van you want me
to keep an eye out for?

- 'Yeah!'
- He just split outta here.

'I'd have called
y'all soon, but the dudes'

'stuck to me like tar.'

Cooter, does the van say
Dunlap Horse Ranch on it?

No, but it used to.

- Hey, I don't know.

But from the red clay and
the mud all over the radiator

I'd figure
that can only be one place.

Bronson Canyon. Cooter,
we're gonna need your help.

Only if it's gonna be a fight.

You got it, crazy C.
Meet us at Pine Tree Crossing.

Burl , Sherry,
head down to fair grounds.

We might just be
in that horse race yet.

- Alright.
- Yaa-hoo!

In Hazzard County you can be
arrested for everything

with loud pipes.

Even if we do get Manases,
there is no way

we're gonna outrun them dude.

I mean, not even I can drive
a horse trailer that fast.

Sure you can.

Ain't no law says the horse
has to be inside, is there?

No, it ain't.

'Four hundred and fifty.'

Sixty, seventy, eighty,
ninety-five, hundred.

Hard earned dollar.

Thank you, Mr. Hogg.
And there's your receipt.

Oh, where's your entry?

Well, my entry
is slightly delayed.

It's delayed.

Now, you do realize that if
your horse doesn't arrive

to register by 5 o'clock,
you forfeit this money.

I realize that, sir.

I just wish
you wouldn't remind me.

Oh, Burl, if anything
happens to Manases

I don't know what I'll do.

Oh, honey, don't fret.

Bo and Luke are going
to be here with Manases.

You'll see.

- Sure, Burl. They'll be here.

We still got two hours
before registration.

I ain't worried.

Cooter. You're right.
That's them.

Looks like
they're breaking camp.

How's that
hunk of hemp coming?

- Oh, hi-yo, silver.
- Great.

Well, let's get booking.

- Got you covered.

Okay, let's do it.

Well, you got
the next one, cousin.

There ain't gonna be
a next one.

- Put him down.
- Rosco, don't shoot!

Strike one!

Strike two!

Strike three, you're out.

Come on down, Cooter.

Come on.

That's supposed to be you.

- Yeah.

'They're waking up,
let's go.'

Come on, Manases.
Come on.

Yee-hoo!

Now, pounding down.

Looks like one to me.

Come on.

Manases, you and me got a
5 o'clock registration to make.

I'll warm you up on the way.

Come on, come on.

It's 4:15, Mr. Tolliver.

I hope your horse is here
before 5 o'clock.

Manases is going to be here.
Don't worry.

They're probably any minute now.

Oh, my goodness!

All these things
make me so nervous.

Yeah, me too.

I sure hope that horse
gets here on time.

The thought of losing
all that entry fee money

just affected my appetite.

Well, I could help you--

Aah, Rosco, I only brought
a couple of these here fish.

Next time, bring your
own picnic stand.

- Don't let him get away.
- I won't.

Can't go too fast
pulling a trailer.

Still looks like one to me.

♪ I'll bet my money
on the bob-tail nag ♪

♪ Somebody bet on the bay ♪

Never mind them.
We got to get that trailer.

We been had.

There was no other way
to get that horse out of camp.

Except ride him.

Turn around, take off
to those fields over there.

They're going where
I think they're going.

We can still stop.
Come on.

Cooter, tell you what,
why don't you cut through

Dobrow south 40.

Alright.

Boy, only..

...only eight...minutes to go.

Now, just hold on. They'll be
along. I know those boys.

- Y'all got to believe.
- I'll try.

Mmm, something's comin', Rosco.
You hear?

Sounds like a car.

No, Boss, that's just
my stomach growling.

It always does that when I'm
on the verge of starvation.

- Oh.
- Ooh-h!

There. There.

We got company.

Yeah, look good and don't worry.
You meet us at the fair grounds.

- You got two minutes.
- Okay. Hup.

'Yee-haw!'

I know, Sam, I know.

One minute.

A whole lot
can happen in a minute.

Well, I hope so.

Well, that's it.
Let's go home.

Look.

It's Luke.

That's him.

Luke's got the critter.

I always did like that boy.

Hold it.

It's cops.
Let's get out of here.

[General Lee's
Dixie horn blowing]

Alright, freeze.

Freeze. No, don't freeze.
Get out of that car.

Get out, alright, get out.

Ten seconds.

- He made it.
- Yahoo!

Whoa, whoa, Manases.

I'm so proud of you, cousin.

Steward, Steward.

I have the pleasure
to present my..

...our entry.

- The great horse, Manases.
- Yeah.

Yup, you made it.

Dunlap with the rest
of his horse thieves

got five years in State Prison.

Next Saturday, Manases won
the Lulu Hogg Stakes

by five lengths.

And Lulu Hogg lost the chance to be there when she come down

with the gout
from eating pig knuckles.

Burl Tolliver won enough money to pay off his...mortgages

to Boss.

Rosco almost lost his head
and his job when he admitted

to Boss that he forgot to place Boss's bets on Manases.

Someone once said that
nice guys finish last.

Well, not always.

Not in Hazzard County.