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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,870 --> 00:00:03,786 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,383 [music continues] 3 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,545 [music continues] 4 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:36,531 As mayor of West Rome, it gives me 5 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,881 great pleasure to welcome you. 6 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,710 And to introduce our first citizen. 7 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:44,756 Warren Finley Cooper. 8 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,107 Thank you, mayor. 9 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,718 Friends, Romans, countrymen. 10 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,633 Lend me your ears. 11 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,896 You see, I know my Roman history. 12 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:55,680 [laughter] 13 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:57,856 In fact, I have humbly donated 14 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:02,948 this expensive, magnificent temple of Roman art. 15 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:06,517 That the citizens of West Rome may become familiar 16 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:10,130 with the citizen of historic Rome. 17 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,740 Come, ladies. 18 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,222 [indistinct chatter] 19 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,615 Now, uh, this room, ladies 20 00:02:17,702 --> 00:02:19,182 is chiefly devoted to the period 21 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,271 in which Rome invaded Britain. 22 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,621 Over here we have a particularly interesting.. 23 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,971 [gasping] 24 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,583 - Fox. - Yes, sir? 25 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,367 Is that your hat? 26 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:31,586 No, sir, I, uh.. 27 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,066 Careless fool. 28 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,068 Now over here, we have.. 29 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,898 How did that get there? 30 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,639 - You see, sir, I-- - Take it away. 31 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,250 Yes, sir. 32 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,646 [laughter] 33 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:58,134 I-I-I'll remove it at once, sir. 34 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,222 Yes, you'd better 35 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:00,963 before I have you removed. 36 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:04,184 You'll hear more about this later. 37 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:07,491 And over here we have the statue of Empress Agrippa. 38 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,451 [alarm ringing] 39 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,810 - Oh! - Eddie! 40 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,203 Why, what's the meaning of this? 41 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,944 - You can't sleep here. - It is a bit noisy. 42 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,164 You see, sir, he has no place to sleep. 43 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,253 - Why you-- - It isn't his fault. 44 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,734 This is the first morning he forget to wake me up. 45 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:36,564 The idea, using the statue of a Roman Empress for a bed? 46 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,696 Well, it's the only statue lying down, sir. 47 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:40,829 You see, I can't sleep standing up. 48 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,700 The fellow is crazy! Call the wagon! 49 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,746 - Yes, sir. - You can't arrest him, Warren. 50 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,661 - It's Eddie. - I know who it is. 51 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,639 But he has no right to be around town doing nothing. 52 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:49,968 He works for everybody. 53 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,232 Just now he's helping out in Keep's Grocery. 54 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,364 Oh, please forgive him, Mr. Cooper. 55 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,714 He has such honest eyes. 56 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,890 Where did you get those big eyes? 57 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,414 Well, they say before I was born 58 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,981 my mother was always looking for my father. 59 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,114 That's why my eyes are so big. 60 00:04:05,201 --> 00:04:07,290 Oh, isn't that too bad? 61 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,727 Tell me, did she find your father? 62 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:12,643 I don't know. I can't find my mother. 63 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:16,343 Oh, the poor dear. You must forgive him, Mr. Cooper. 64 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,432 Well, alright. 65 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,172 Get your clothes on. Get out of here. 66 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,174 [all gasping] 67 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:28,050 Well, a character like Eddie happens in every town. 68 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:31,880 He knows nothing. Absolutely nothing. 69 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,535 Here we have a statue of one of the last of the Caesars 70 00:04:34,622 --> 00:04:36,580 'the Emperor Valonius.' 71 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:37,973 Valerius. 72 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,498 Valonius and don't interrupt me. 73 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,718 But Mr. Cooper, it's Valerius. I know. 74 00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:47,112 The Empress Agrippa, the one I was sleeping with is his wife. 75 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:50,159 - Idiot. - But, Mr. Cooper, he's right. 76 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,335 - It's Valerius. - Really? 77 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:57,122 Why, of course. You were right. 78 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,689 But if I hear another word out of you 79 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,212 I'll have you locked up. 80 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,997 Yes, sir. 81 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,565 [clears throat] Let us proceed. 82 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,966 Well, this is the last straw! 83 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:16,881 No, sir, this is my hot water bottle 84 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,709 I've been looking all over for it. 85 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,973 If you say another word, I'll have Fox call the wagon. 86 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:24,193 The wagon. Yes, sir. 87 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,675 Ladies, this statue has the most interesting history. 88 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,198 It's the Empress Silvia. 89 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,721 - Unh-unh. - Of Gaul. 90 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,158 - Unh-unh. - Who captured Valerius. 91 00:05:33,245 --> 00:05:35,335 - And later married him. - Unh-unh-unh. 92 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:38,381 What is the matter with you? I suppose I'm wrong again! 93 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,731 No, no, no, no, you're right, Mr. Cooper, except 94 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,343 it wasn't the Empress Silvia, it was the Princess Silvia. 95 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,736 She didn't from Gaul, she came from Britain 96 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:48,435 She didn't capture Valerius, Valerius captured her 97 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:51,263 and didn't marry Valerius, she married Josephus 98 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,918 and your name is Mr. Cooper and Bob.. 99 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,877 - Yes? - The wagon. 100 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,232 I wanna talk with you. 101 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:06,714 Now, Eddie, if you wanna keep on making deliveries for me 102 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:09,891 you got to stop giving my groceries away for nothing. 103 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,372 Well, you charge it against my salary, don't you? 104 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:16,245 Sure I do. That's why you never have any salary coming. 105 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:19,248 Do you realize that last week you gave away.. 106 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:21,946 Wait, I give it to you black and white. 107 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:24,775 $2. $4.90. 108 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:33,828 Look! You gave away $14 and 50 cents worth of groceries. 109 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,875 This is $12 and 50 cents more than your salary. 110 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,399 What are you gonna do about it? 111 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,749 Couldn't you raise my salary? 112 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,229 - You're lucky I don't fire you. - Yes, sir. 113 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,623 - Is this my property?" - Yes. 114 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,582 The city condemned that entire block. 115 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:49,887 Why aren't those people out? 116 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,169 Well, the sheriff served notice on them 117 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,673 but they refused to move. 118 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,259 But they know that I'm gonna build a new jail 119 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,608 and donate it to the city, don't they? 120 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,547 - Yes, but-- - There are no buts. 121 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,594 Civic progress. Have them evicted at once. 122 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:02,639 By the way, boys 123 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,728 we came out alright on the museum. 124 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:06,251 I donated the land 125 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,055 but I'll split with the contractors making us 126 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,299 just three times what the property cost. 127 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,302 Here's your check, Charlie. 128 00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:14,564 - Harry. - Thanks. 129 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,697 We really don't need a new jail, Warren. 130 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,874 [Warren] 'Well, you can fill it, a smart chief of police like you.' 131 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,746 You, uh, think it's safe to give us these checks? 132 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,792 Well, I own the bank, don't I? 133 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,054 [laughing] 134 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:32,669 Look at that, Julia, my fourth seven in a row. 135 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:35,716 I owe myself $265. 136 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,152 This is my lucky day. 137 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:40,111 [crashing] 138 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,988 Oh, so, it's you again, eh? 139 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:49,120 Now I oughta put you in jail for reckless driving. 140 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,819 Don't arrest him, chief, Eddie's harmless. 141 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,429 He never really had a chance. 142 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,823 Well, have I had any more chance? 143 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:59,000 I started in this town with nothing, but my brains. 144 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,828 It was a bad start. 145 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,351 Why? 146 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,919 Well, we haven't got time to bother with you now. 147 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,355 Come on. 148 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:13,841 [engine revving] 149 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:21,283 Oh, chief! 150 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,161 [instrumental music] 151 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,949 Well, I guess they finished our job. 152 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:37,168 They're all moved out now. Come on, Bill. 153 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,387 Okay, chief. 154 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,309 What is this? 155 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,026 What are you doing? Waiting for an earthquake? 156 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,182 The city's taking away our home. 157 00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:52,488 The city? Why? 158 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,855 They're gonna build a jail here. 159 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,143 - A jail? - Yeah! 160 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,884 What are we gonna do, ma? 161 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,408 I don't know, darling, we can't very well live in the street. 162 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,671 Why not? It seems to be well furnished. 163 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,456 Look, the city put you here, well, you stay here 164 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,111 until the city put you somewhere else. 165 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,635 What's he sayin'? 166 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,159 He said the city put us here and we should live here. 167 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:14,031 He said the city put us here and we should live here. 168 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:17,034 Come here, everybody. Come here. Listen to me. 169 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:18,558 Why not live out here? 170 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,472 What's the matter with the sky for a ceiling? 171 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,562 But Eddie, how can we live out here? 172 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,954 Just as you lived inside. 173 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,217 But out here you'll have more fresh air 174 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,176 more help and more flies. 175 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,917 But it could be done. 176 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,266 Look! 177 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:32,963 Don't you believe in signs? 178 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:36,010 You see? Even Mr. Cooper says it's a good idea. 179 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,882 Build a little home. You have everything here. 180 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,842 ♪ We always have a roof above us ♪ 181 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:46,324 ♪ As long as there's a sky ♪ 182 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,371 ♪ And if we have someone to love us ♪ 183 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:54,289 ♪ We're sure of getting by ♪ 184 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:57,901 ♪ You don't need a lot of log and stone ♪ 185 00:09:57,988 --> 00:10:00,643 ♪ Build a home on happiness ♪ 186 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:05,430 ♪ Alone ♪ 187 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:09,086 ♪ With a million little stars ♪ 188 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,655 ♪ We can decorate the ceiling ♪ 189 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:16,050 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪ 190 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:19,357 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 191 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:22,839 ♪ Every single little dream ♪ 192 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:26,277 ♪ Is a single roll of rafter ♪ 193 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,672 ♪ We can paint the house with laughter ♪ 194 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:33,067 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 195 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,591 ♪ It's not a palace ♪ 196 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,375 ♪ Or a poor house ♪ 197 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,770 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪ 198 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:44,165 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪ 199 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,602 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪ 200 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,127 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪ 201 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:53,740 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪ 202 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,960 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪ 203 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,484 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 204 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,922 Look, I'll show you! 205 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,532 This can be the dining room 206 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,229 this can be the living room. 207 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,362 Come on, help me with the couch, will you? 208 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,887 ♪ With a million little stars ♪ 209 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:14,325 ♪ We can decorate the ceiling ♪ 210 00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:17,720 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪ 211 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,679 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 212 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,684 ♪ Every single little dream ♪ 213 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:28,122 ♪ Is a single roll of rafter ♪ 214 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,559 ♪ We can paint the house with laughter ♪ 215 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,431 [baby cooing] 216 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,522 ♪ It's not a palace ♪ 217 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,263 ♪ Or a poor house ♪ 218 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:42,527 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪ 219 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:45,922 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪ 220 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,490 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪ 221 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:51,972 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪ 222 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:55,453 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪ 223 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,805 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪ 224 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:02,330 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 225 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:05,289 [instrumental music] 226 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,808 [music continues] 227 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,806 ♪ With a million little stars ♪ 228 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,374 ♪ We can decorate the ceiling ♪ 229 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,682 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪ 230 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:37,033 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 231 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,645 ♪ Every single little dream ♪ 232 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,953 ♪ Is a single roll of rafter ♪ 233 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,478 ♪ We can paint the house with laughter ♪ 234 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,917 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 235 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,528 ♪ It's not a palace ♪ 236 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,312 ♪ Or a poor house. ♪ 237 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,838 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪ 238 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,276 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪ 239 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,974 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪ 240 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,630 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪ 241 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,938 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪ 242 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,332 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪ 243 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:18,814 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 244 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:26,953 Here, here, what's going on here? 245 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,563 - You can't do this! - Why not? 246 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,478 - We're only building a home. - A home? 247 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,872 Sure, everybody is doing it, come on and join in. 248 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,004 ♪ It's not a palace ♪ 249 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,832 ♪ Or a poor house ♪ 250 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,835 ♪ But the rent is absolutely free ♪ 251 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,665 ♪ This is my house but it's your house ♪ 252 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,450 ♪ If you come and live with me ♪ 253 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:49,889 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪ 254 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:53,370 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪ 255 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:56,765 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪ 256 00:14:56,852 --> 00:15:00,116 ♪ When we build a little home ♪♪ 257 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,945 Stop this nonsense! 258 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,705 Mr. Cooper, you're just in time for dinner. 259 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,341 I warned you to keep out of my way. 260 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,647 My good friends 261 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,999 I sacrificed to buy this property and why. 262 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,871 A year from now, where those buildings stand 263 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,961 you'll see a grand new jail. 264 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,460 Say, the old jail was good enough for your father 265 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:21,398 it ought to be good enough for you. 266 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,965 What? 267 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,769 You think you're a great man, but look what you do. 268 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,926 You built homes for statues and criminals 269 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,425 and put these people out on the street. 270 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,016 Mr. Cooper, you're, you're.. 271 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,279 [clock chiming cuckoo] 272 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,368 You took the words right out of my mouth. 273 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:37,327 That's enough, this time it's final. 274 00:15:37,414 --> 00:15:40,026 - Call the wagon. - Never mind. 275 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:42,811 - I can walk. - Alright, you walk. 276 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:45,422 Walk him to the city limits, and throw him out. 277 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,033 Come on. 278 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,734 Can I please say goodbye to Julian? 279 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,910 Go ahead. 280 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,477 Goodbye, Julian. 281 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:58,484 They're throwing me out because I told the truth. 282 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,265 Cooper, that big floor flusher. 283 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,833 He compares West Rome to ancient Rome. 284 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,966 Rome, that was a real place. 285 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,453 They knew how to treat people there. 286 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,060 Well, here we are. 287 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,018 Where am I going? Where am I going to live? 288 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,802 Why don't you go back to ancient Rome. 289 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,128 You're always talking about it. 290 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:20,457 I wish I could. 291 00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,807 They didn't put people out on a street in Rome. 292 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,679 Send us a telegram when you get there. 293 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,073 Sure, we'll come up and see you some time. 294 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,596 Get going. 295 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,430 [instrumental music] 296 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,043 Rome. There was a city. 297 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,698 Rome. Rome. 298 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,396 Rome. Rome. 299 00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:50,009 Rome. Rome. Rome. 300 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,968 [instrumental music] 301 00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,037 Hey! Why don't you blow your horn? 302 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,175 Hail, brother. 303 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,524 Hello, fellas. 304 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,356 Where's the circus? 305 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,576 Down this road and straight ahead. 306 00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,796 Oh, I thought for a minute.. 307 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,235 - What circus is it? - The Circus Maximus, of course. 308 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,542 Maximus.. Not Ringling Brothers? 309 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:46,978 Are you bound for Rome? 310 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,937 No, I was just thrown out.. 311 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,808 I mean, I just left there. 312 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,550 Have they heard of our glorious victory over the Bretons? 313 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:57,076 - They lost their shirts. - Yeah, but they got your pants. 314 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,643 Look, why don't you boys run back into the dressing room 315 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,905 and put them on, huh? 316 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,388 Is it thus you greet the soldiers of Emperor Valerius? 317 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,738 Me thinks thou art a spy. 318 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:11,046 - Me thinks thou art nuts. - Nuts? 319 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,266 Yes, I'm giving you the raspberry. 320 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,530 Nuts, raspberry, perhaps he's a food vendor. 321 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,749 Well, I used to help out at Keeps grocery 322 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,534 but when Cooper saw me with Agrippa. 323 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,189 The Empress Agrippa? You know her? 324 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,712 Do I know her.. 325 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,192 Where do you think I sleep nights? 326 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,758 What? 327 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,543 He insults Her Imperial Majesty. 328 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:33,547 And by the Gods, he shall die. 329 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,940 Hey, this guy is alright, he can act. 330 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,441 Hey, look out with that thing, you know you almost cut me then? 331 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,076 - Stop! - Let him die like a Roman. 332 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,819 With steel in his hand. 333 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,951 - And steel in his heart. - Listen you! 334 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,388 Keep on playing with those knives 335 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,930 the first thing you know you'll hurt somebody. 336 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,739 Look at the point of that thing. Look at it. 337 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,946 How would you like to have me poking at you like that? 338 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:56,309 Huh? Here. 339 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,137 You play with him. And we'll watch. 340 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,142 The coward will not fight. 341 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,970 Boil him in oil. 342 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,930 - Cut his head out. - Let him go. 343 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,367 Hold your tongue! 344 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,239 Well, it seems kinda silly but if you want me 345 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,544 to do it, I'll do it. 346 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,111 Tie him to that stake. 347 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,418 He will make a worthy target for our arrows. 348 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,377 - A good laid plan. - Yeah, what's so good about it? 349 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,640 Wait a minute, you can't now, get me around like this. 350 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,252 What do you think you're doing? Wait a minute. 351 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,949 You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. 352 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,733 Big boys like you playing Indian. 353 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,128 If you guys are trying to scare me.. 354 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,651 Yes. 355 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,044 You're going fine. 356 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,569 Oh! 357 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,092 Don't worry, whiskers. I can fix it. 358 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,094 See, I've got some string here in my pocket. 359 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,274 My pockets are gone. My pants are gone. 360 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,583 Good heavens! Help! 361 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,412 You mean, this is no fooling? 362 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,241 I'm really living in Rome? 363 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,330 Yes, but not for long. 364 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,027 But wait a minute! 365 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,570 If this is really Rome, you can't kill me. 366 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:05,856 Oh, no? 367 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,815 No, 'cause I haven't been born yet. 368 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:11,122 It would not only be murder, it would be birth control. 369 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,560 Say! Wait a minute! 370 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:16,606 Well.. Help! Help! 371 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:17,912 Help! 372 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:31,230 Hail, Josephus, friend of the people. 373 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,014 Well, what manner of game is this? 374 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,061 It ain't post office, friend of the people. 375 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,237 This fellow is a spy. 376 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:43,154 - He is a traitor. - It's your turn now. 377 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,852 This dog maligned the Empress Agrippa. 378 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:47,222 Oh, I did not, all I said was I used to sleep beside her at-- 379 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,292 Enough! This is blasphemy! 380 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,077 Death is too good for him. Take him to the slave market. 381 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,055 I'd be much much more useful around the fish market. 382 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,517 - I used to work for-- - Silence! 383 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,997 You will be sold to the highest bidder. 384 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,956 Perhaps, I'll buy you myself 385 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,784 if only to let you feel my whip. 386 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,655 Save your money, I can feel it here. 387 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,091 At the slave market! 388 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,839 - Hah! - Yuu, ya, ya! 389 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:20,888 Well, what am I bid for this sturdy little captive? 390 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,629 What am I bid? 391 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,716 Ladies, please don't touch unless you're gonna buy. 392 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,156 And don't buy. 393 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,853 Isn't anybody gonna bid? 394 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,072 What, nobody? 395 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:32,421 Well, if nobody wants me 396 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,467 I might as well go home. 397 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:37,731 Slaves who are not sold are thrown to the lions. 398 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,820 To the lions? 399 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,493 Well, what are you waiting for? Let's have a bid. 400 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:43,302 Yeah. Come, come, citizens. 401 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,999 What am I offered for this slave? 402 00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:47,306 Well, somebody say five dinars? 403 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,959 Do I hear five dinars? 404 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,265 I don't even hear four dinars. 405 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,745 What's the matter with you people? 406 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,549 'Don't you know a bargain when you see one?' 407 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:54,922 Well, somebody make a bid. 408 00:21:55,009 --> 00:21:57,228 Look at me. I can cook a little. 409 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,100 I can take care of the children. 410 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,581 If there are no children, I can take care of that 411 00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,104 by being a son to you. 412 00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:04,627 Doesn't anybody want him? 413 00:22:04,714 --> 00:22:07,674 Doesn't anybody want me? 414 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,632 It looks like you're going to the lions. 415 00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:12,243 Oh, come people, you may never get a chance like this again. 416 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,636 I can sing. 417 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:15,203 ♪ All of me ♪ 418 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,988 ♪ Why not take all of me ♪ 419 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,555 - What about this - Look, I can dance. 420 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:22,471 [scatting] 421 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,172 - Take him to the lions! - 100 pifix. 422 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,826 100 pifix. 423 00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,916 You, oh, mister, you'll never be sorry for this. 424 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,483 Tell me, how much is the 100 pifix. 425 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,355 One tenth of one gold dollar. 426 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,879 Why that's ten cents, what do you think this is, wool wear? 427 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,925 Silence! 100 pifix has been bid. 428 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,798 - Do I hear more? - One gold dinars. 429 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,669 Say, one gold dinars, that's more like it. 430 00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:48,845 The dinars is bid by Josephus. 431 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:49,933 Who? 432 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:53,957 Oh, please, mister, don't sell me to him. He wants to whip me. 433 00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:55,156 He told me so. 434 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:56,853 One dinars's bid, one dinars's bid. 435 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,440 Why don't you sell me to the man with the pifix 436 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,248 after all he spoke first. 437 00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,424 - Pifix are not bad. - One dinars's bid. 438 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:04,295 - Do I hear two? - Look! 439 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,404 Look, people, look what you can get f-for two dinars. 440 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,995 Look at these skins, imported. 441 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:09,842 - All the way from Russia. - One dinars's bid. 442 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,627 One dinars, one dinars. One dinars, one dinars. 443 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,088 If I throw in two pair of pants, will you take me? 444 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:16,220 Going to Josephus for one dinars. 445 00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:19,136 - Going, going.. - 'Two dinars!' 446 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:23,227 Two dinars! Who bid that? 447 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:25,926 - Somebody over there. - Two dinars a bid! 448 00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:28,581 - Three dinars! - Three dinars a bid! 449 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,409 - Four dinars! - Four dinars.. 450 00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:35,022 - Who bid that four dinars? - Same fella. 451 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,546 - Four dinars a bid! - Five dinars! 452 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:41,332 Five dinars! Now let me hear another dinars. 453 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,379 ♪ Dinar is there anything finer? ♪ 454 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,990 - Silence! - Ooh! Ooh! 455 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,296 What do I hear? 456 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,559 You just heard me saying dinars. 457 00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:53,432 Going to Josephus for five dinars! 458 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:56,609 - Going! Going!-- - Six dinars! 459 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:58,872 Wrap me up. 460 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,222 - Who bid that? - I did.. 461 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,658 [male #1] 'Six dinars a bid.' 462 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,878 But, lady, you're just throwing your money away. 463 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,706 I'm weak, I can't do any work. 464 00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:08,708 I'm not buying you for work. 465 00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,536 That's just what I was afraid of. 466 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,078 [male #1] 'Six dinars's a bid, do I hear seven?' 467 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,017 Listen, buddy, why don't you bid seven dinars? 468 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,542 Why the gold in my teeth is worth more than that, see? 469 00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:18,413 - Seven dinars. - 'Seven dinars a bid.' 470 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,284 - Eight dinars. - 'Eight dinars a bid.' 471 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,635 'Eight dinars a bid, eight dinars a bid, do I hear nine?' 472 00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,854 No more bid? Alright. 473 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:26,334 Going to the lady for eight dinars. 474 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,815 - Going! Going! - What about you. 475 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:32,253 Or you? Mr. Josephus, please, buy me. 476 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:33,776 You can even whip me on my day off. 477 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,475 - Ten dinars! - Ten dinars! 478 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,912 Going for ten dinars! Going! 479 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:40,957 Going! Going.. 480 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,917 Gone. 481 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,746 [clamoring] 482 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,929 You understand, Olga? 483 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:59,193 Yes, I understand. Wait for me below. 484 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:06,896 [instrumental music] 485 00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:15,383 ♪ Through the ages ♪ 486 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,865 ♪ Comes a cry ♪ 487 00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:23,130 ♪ A woman's cry of despair ♪ 488 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:31,704 ♪ Others know it so do I ♪ 489 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,882 ♪ Oh why did you ♪ 490 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:40,713 ♪ Make me cry? ♪ 491 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:46,980 ♪ No more sun ♪ 492 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:49,373 ♪ In the sky above ♪ 493 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,507 ♪ Clouds are all I see ♪ 494 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:56,467 ♪ There's no more love ♪ 495 00:25:56,555 --> 00:26:01,342 ♪ In your heart for me ♪ 496 00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:06,173 ♪ No more birds ♪ 497 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,176 ♪ Sing their melody ♪ 498 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:12,440 ♪ In the willow tree ♪ 499 00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:16,705 ♪ There's no more love ♪ 500 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:20,840 ♪ In your heart for me ♪ 501 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:26,802 [instrumental music] 502 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:45,342 ♪ No more arms ♪ 503 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:49,956 ♪ Hold me tenderly ♪ 504 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:56,049 ♪ You are a memory ♪ 505 00:26:56,136 --> 00:27:00,488 ♪ There's no more love ♪ 506 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,666 ♪ In your heart ♪ 507 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:09,845 ♪ For me ♪♪ 508 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,893 [trumpet blowing] 509 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:18,027 [instrumental music] 510 00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:01,810 [music continues] 511 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:30,970 [instrumental music] 512 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:04,438 [music continues] 513 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:34,468 [music continues] 514 00:30:04,237 --> 00:30:07,109 [women vocalizing] 515 00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:55,810 [screaming] 516 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:02,425 ♪ No more arms ♪ 517 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,736 ♪ Hold me tenderly ♪ 518 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:13,436 ♪ You're a memory ♪ 519 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:19,181 ♪ There's no more love ♪ 520 00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:22,184 ♪ In your heart ♪ 521 00:31:22,271 --> 00:31:26,536 ♪ For me ♪♪ 522 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,847 Have you ever been lashed before, slave? 523 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,501 Oh, yes, when I was a kid. 524 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:35,894 Where was that, slave? 525 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:38,722 In the regular place, you know? 526 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:41,421 Well, do you want me to cross your knees? 527 00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:43,553 No, I'm not going to whip you. 528 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,294 - You're not? - No. 529 00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,993 Oh, well, then I won't need this. 530 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,342 [laughing] 531 00:31:49,429 --> 00:31:52,519 - Hail, Majordomo. - Hail, Marcius. 532 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:54,608 You are a strange fella. I like you. 533 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,088 I like you too. 534 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,351 But maybe you better let me hold the whip. 535 00:31:58,438 --> 00:31:59,830 Oh, that's my chariot whip. 536 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,310 Watch. 537 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:04,313 [whip cracking] 538 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,534 Say, you're a good whipper snapper. 539 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:09,710 Look, could you please let me try it once? 540 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,668 - Go ahead. - I just like to try it once. 541 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:14,541 [whip cracks] 542 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,937 Now you are in trouble. That's the emperor's Majordomo. 543 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,394 You dog, I'll have you whipped without an inch 544 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:23,506 of your life for this. 545 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,073 I assure you it was an accident. 546 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,510 Do you never tire feeding the cause of others? 547 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,034 I'm afraid not. 548 00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:31,427 Well, the emperor is tired of it, Josephus. 549 00:32:31,514 --> 00:32:32,863 If you can take a warning. 550 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,348 Gee, thanks a lot. 551 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:40,543 You know, I couldn't have hit him with this thing 552 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:41,872 if I wanted to. 553 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,179 All I tried to do was to crack it like this. 554 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:46,834 [whip cracks] 555 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,316 Well, what are we waiting for? 556 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:56,931 Josephus, our friend. 557 00:32:57,018 --> 00:33:00,108 See, everybody seems to be crazy about you here, you know. 558 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,719 I like being your slave. 559 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:04,721 You are no longer my slave. 560 00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:06,680 No? 561 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,377 I guess I'm just a failure, I can't even 562 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:09,857 keep a job as a slave. 563 00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:12,033 Oh, I bought you to set you free. 564 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,339 Don't throw away the price tag 565 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,746 you won't be able to get a refund. 566 00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,431 Tell me what's your name? 567 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,781 - Eddie. - Oh, there's no such name. 568 00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:23,784 - I'll call you Oedipus. - Alright, I'll call you Joe. 569 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,613 [instrumental music] 570 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:31,357 Make way for the emperor! 571 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,837 Hail! Hail! 572 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,841 Hail! Hail! 573 00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:41,280 Hail! Hail! 574 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,456 When are they going to say "The gang's all here?" 575 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:48,200 Hail! Hail! 576 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:53,466 [crowd cheering] 577 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,382 What good are these conquests? 578 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,645 - They only mean higher taxes. - Yeah. 579 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:01,169 [clamoring] 580 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,479 Josephus, it's an outrage. 581 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,568 The emperor parades while we starve. 582 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:11,223 Be patient, my friend. Our day will come. 583 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,660 We'll put an end to his tyranny if necessary by force. 584 00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:18,360 Look, Joe, a girl. Who is that? 585 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:22,364 It's the Princess Silvia of Britain. A prisoner of war. 586 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,758 Why doesn't the emperor let her ride? 587 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:26,934 Only the emperor can ride in the emperor's chariot. 588 00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:30,285 Yeah, why doesn't he get a chariot with a rumble seat? 589 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:33,245 [people cheering] 590 00:34:44,821 --> 00:34:47,302 Hey, Valerius, you can't treat her like that. 591 00:34:49,261 --> 00:34:50,784 Valerius! Valerius! 592 00:34:53,003 --> 00:34:55,615 - Take him to the dungeons. - Yeah, take him to the dungeon. 593 00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:00,272 Who's got the boar? 594 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:09,672 [instrumental music] 595 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,505 These wars exhaust me, Domo. I need some relaxation. 596 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:18,246 Have Olga come and sing for me. 597 00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:20,814 Olga was sold today in the slave market 598 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,381 by your Majesty's command. 599 00:35:22,468 --> 00:35:25,166 No, no, Domo. I said depose her. 600 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:26,950 Not dispose of her. 601 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,389 Olga has long been my favorite, Olga loves me. 602 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:34,001 True, she has slipped a little, but we must not be ungrateful. 603 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:35,872 You must find some reward for her devotion. 604 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,700 Yes, Your Majesty. 605 00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:41,400 I have it, she should be made slave to my new favorite. 606 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:44,751 Who better than Olga can tell her what to do? 607 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,188 Or more important, what not to do. 608 00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:49,538 Meaning, of course, the Princess Silvia. 609 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,323 Don't hurry me, Domo. 610 00:35:55,631 --> 00:35:58,504 [man laughing] 611 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,612 - I know you. - You do? 612 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:23,790 Yes, you are the man I just saw the soldiers bring in here. 613 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,357 I know you very well. 614 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:27,272 Too bad you didn't see them arrest me 615 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:28,751 we might have been relatives. 616 00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,624 [laughing] 617 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:34,061 Who are those guys? 618 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:36,803 They are the emperor's torturers. 619 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:41,634 They twist your spine and bend your bones. 620 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,592 Oh, chiropractors. 621 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:47,379 They torture their victims with hot irons 622 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:48,989 and fire. 623 00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:50,730 [laughing] 624 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:55,082 Oh, come, come, come it isn't as funny as all that. 625 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:58,303 Oh, to me, all life is comedy. 626 00:37:00,870 --> 00:37:05,135 I have found the secret of eternal laughter. 627 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:17,322 There is a legend of the gods that a volcano 628 00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:20,368 is but a mountain bursting with laughter 629 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,848 at the world. 630 00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,154 I suppose an earthquake is just a giggle. 631 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,679 [laughs] Yeah, from such a mountain 632 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:31,597 I have gathered what no one else in the world possesses. 633 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,990 I have lava gas. 634 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:35,340 Oh, you'll be alright. 635 00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,298 Take a little bicarbonate of soda-- 636 00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,431 Uh, no, no, no. 637 00:37:39,518 --> 00:37:42,347 One whiff of this lava gas 638 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,566 and you will roar with laughter 639 00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:46,351 even though you're suffering. 640 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,483 You mean to say if I just take one whiff of this 641 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:49,770 I'll burst right out laughing. 642 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:51,269 - Yes. Yes. - I'd like to try, then. 643 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,620 No, only when you are suffering. 644 00:37:54,707 --> 00:37:56,099 Oh. 645 00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:59,015 [roaring] 646 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:04,585 What's that? 647 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:06,196 Hungry lions 648 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,676 in the next cell. 649 00:38:07,763 --> 00:38:10,375 Oh, I'd like to feed them. 650 00:38:10,462 --> 00:38:11,462 You will. 651 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:14,379 [laughing] 652 00:38:24,693 --> 00:38:26,869 I guess he laughed himself out. 653 00:38:31,657 --> 00:38:33,528 This cell is empty. 654 00:38:33,615 --> 00:38:35,530 Wait here. The rest go down there. 655 00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,967 Stop. Why can't I go with my people? 656 00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:40,056 It's the emperor's command. 657 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,537 Princess, I'm frightened. 658 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,757 Yes, I know. 659 00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:46,759 But we mustn't let the Romans know it. 660 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:49,457 In there. 661 00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:55,811 [instrumental music] 662 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:03,036 Princess, Princess! 663 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:05,778 [lion roaring] 664 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:08,694 Don't be afraid. 665 00:39:08,781 --> 00:39:10,609 I'm not afraid. 666 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,139 Wasn't it you who tried to save me? 667 00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:22,055 Well, I did kinda wanna talk to Valerius about you. 668 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,622 Then it's my fault you're here. 669 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:26,886 No, Princess. I'm always in trouble. 670 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,367 But don't worry, we won't be here long. 671 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,890 Josephus will get us out. 672 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,500 Josephus? Who is he? 673 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,329 He's my boss. 674 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:38,158 Remember during the parade when you were looking at me? 675 00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,029 Yes. 676 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:42,249 Well, he was standing right next to me. 677 00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:43,444 But I guess you didn't see him 678 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:45,687 on the account of looking at me. 679 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:51,127 - Oedipus! - Joe! 680 00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,197 Quick, Your Highness, there's no time to lose. 681 00:39:58,221 --> 00:40:00,267 - I've come to free you. - It's Joe, Josephus. 682 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:02,095 The man I've been telling you about. 683 00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:03,313 What about the guard, Joe? 684 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,750 A bribe has made him a friend. 685 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:06,229 Why are you doing this for me? 686 00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:08,231 To gain your favor, I'd give my life. 687 00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:10,059 - Merely for my favor? - Willing. 688 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,411 Take it. It's a bargain. 689 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:14,692 You must hurry, Your Highness. 690 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:15,717 Come, Oedipus. 691 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:23,508 Joe, I can't go with you. 692 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,249 I've gotten sort of attached to this place. 693 00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,468 Get the the key for this. 694 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,644 [trumpet music] 695 00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:31,603 Josephus! The emperor. 696 00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:33,169 - Tell him we're out. - You must go. 697 00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:34,388 I'll be back. 698 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,697 Josephus. 699 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,002 Your Majesty. 700 00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,197 You did not tell me that Josephus 701 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,396 was my prisoner. 702 00:40:42,483 --> 00:40:44,224 Your Majesty, I'm here to see my slave 703 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:45,747 who has been unjustly imprisoned. 704 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:48,620 You've crossed my path to often, Josephus. 705 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,187 I advise you to leave unless you care to stay here permanently. 706 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,917 Are you quite comfortable here, Your Highness? 707 00:41:05,941 --> 00:41:07,290 Quite, Your Majesty. 708 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:08,640 I only hope that someday 709 00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:10,555 I shall be able to entertain you 710 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,121 as comfortably. 711 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,341 I believe you'll find my palace more restful. 712 00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:16,212 I prefer it here. 713 00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:17,823 So be it. 714 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:20,260 I take pride in my conquest of the heart. 715 00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:22,654 I cannot desire you unless you desire me. 716 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:24,830 Therefore, I should keep you imprisoned here 717 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:26,701 until you do desire me. 718 00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:28,050 [Oedipus] 'What a lover!' 719 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,662 Who said that? 720 00:41:30,749 --> 00:41:32,272 I did. 721 00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:33,882 And that's not all I'm gonna say. 722 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:35,381 I want to tell you a few words, perhaps.. 723 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,059 [groans] 724 00:41:39,714 --> 00:41:40,714 Who is this slave? 725 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,021 He is the dog that tried 726 00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:43,346 to attack you during the procession. 727 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:44,763 - I didn't. I merely-- - Silence! 728 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,392 Before that, he attacked me with a whip. 729 00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:48,549 - A horse whip! - That was only one I had. 730 00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:49,916 [Emperor Valerius] 'Gag the dog!' 731 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:51,857 And now, my dear. 732 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:53,336 Doesn't it flatter you to know 733 00:41:53,423 --> 00:41:55,382 that of all the lovely ladies in the Rome 734 00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,602 I have chosen the Britain for my favorite? 735 00:41:57,689 --> 00:41:59,299 I prefer your alliance. 736 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,257 I wonder if your countrymen down the corridor 737 00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:02,520 have the same preference? 738 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:03,869 - You wouldn't dare.. - Why not? 739 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:07,655 - Come, Domo. - Wait. 740 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:11,920 If I got to your palace.. 741 00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:14,749 ...do you promise no harm will come to my countrymen? 742 00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:15,968 On my honor. 743 00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:22,496 Domo, escort the princess to the palace. 744 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:29,764 And now, put this dog to the torture. 745 00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:31,200 And when he's screaming in agony 746 00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,463 I should come back and enjoy his suffering. 747 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:43,255 You boys leaving? 748 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,483 Nice development. 749 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,616 - The hot iron! - Make mine cold. 750 00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,840 [gasps] Oh! 751 00:43:01,927 --> 00:43:03,798 - Much hotter. - Listen, boys. 752 00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,800 Why can't we talk this thing over? 753 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:07,497 Please, sit down. Just sit dow. Let's-- 754 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,369 [groans] Oh! 755 00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:12,024 [groans] 756 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:13,765 I'll tear you to pieces for this. 757 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:15,723 Honest, mister, I didn't mean it. 758 00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:17,029 [whimpers] 759 00:43:17,116 --> 00:43:18,508 I feel terribly sorry 760 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:19,727 if I hurt you. 761 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:22,338 [laughs] 762 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:23,905 Think it's funny, huh? 763 00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,211 We'll show you. 764 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:27,082 [laughs] 765 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:29,519 [laughs] Oh, boys! You're killing me. 766 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,696 Oh, you're breaking my arm. 767 00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:33,436 Suppposing, I was your own brother. 768 00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:34,699 I have no brother. 769 00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:38,441 [laughs] 770 00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:39,965 He died last week. 771 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:41,401 [laughs] 772 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,272 Let's chain him and put the hot irons.. 773 00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:45,274 [laughing] ...against his feet. 774 00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:47,233 [all laughing] 775 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,104 I bet it'd be horribly painful. 776 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:52,542 It will probably cripple you. 777 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,545 [all laughing] 778 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,726 What is the meaning of this.. 779 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,269 I come to watch a slave suffer torture and I hear him laughing. 780 00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:06,165 But I am suffering, Your Majesty. 781 00:44:06,252 --> 00:44:07,732 [all laughing] 782 00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:08,950 Enough of this nonsense! 783 00:44:09,037 --> 00:44:10,125 Give him the hot irons! 784 00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:13,085 [all laughing] 785 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:15,174 But slowly. 786 00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:22,485 [all laughing] 787 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:25,488 [Emperor Valerius] 'Closer. Closer.' 788 00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:27,142 Now, we'll get some screaming. 789 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,537 [screams] 790 00:44:30,624 --> 00:44:32,321 [all laughing] 791 00:44:32,408 --> 00:44:34,541 You fools! You'll die for this. 792 00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:37,152 We are sorry, Your Majesty. 793 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,545 [laughing] You sat down on the.. 794 00:44:39,981 --> 00:44:41,287 You dare laugh.. 795 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,682 ...when your emperor is wounded? 796 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,596 [laughing] 797 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,990 But Valerius, you're laughing too! 798 00:44:49,077 --> 00:44:50,644 [laughing] 799 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,602 So I am. 800 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,517 It's the first time in years. 801 00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:57,738 Release him! 802 00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:00,698 [all laughing] 803 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,749 You shall live, slave. 804 00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,533 Did you hear that, boys? 805 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,318 - As long as you can amuse me. - Yeah. 806 00:45:12,405 --> 00:45:13,493 Don't go away, fellas. 807 00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:15,016 I might be back any minute. 808 00:45:15,103 --> 00:45:17,976 [all laughing] 809 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,201 You have a nice war, Valerius? 810 00:45:26,288 --> 00:45:27,855 Hmm, rather dull. 811 00:45:27,942 --> 00:45:29,117 The weather was warm 812 00:45:29,204 --> 00:45:31,032 and the mosquitos were terrible. 813 00:45:32,381 --> 00:45:33,513 It's wonderful, my dear 814 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:34,862 having you home again. 815 00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:38,910 Thank you, Agrippa. 816 00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:40,215 Come, let us drink 817 00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:42,261 to our undying love. 818 00:45:44,654 --> 00:45:45,830 By all means. 819 00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,706 - Your health, me dear. - My health? 820 00:45:52,793 --> 00:45:54,839 May I keep it always. 821 00:45:54,926 --> 00:45:56,057 Always. 822 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:02,107 Food taster. 823 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:19,211 Oh, Valerius! 824 00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:20,473 This is horrible 825 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,040 to think 826 00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,302 it might have been you! 827 00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:26,696 There, there, my dear. 828 00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:29,264 Do not let it disturb you. 829 00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:31,179 Pehaps you'll have better luck the next time. 830 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,052 [laughs] 831 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:45,715 - Has there been an accident? - No. 832 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,543 Something he ate, no doubt. 833 00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:02,471 Oh, you'd love America. 834 00:47:02,558 --> 00:47:04,082 And have we got a traffic system 835 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,040 with all kinds of lights. 836 00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:07,302 Take for instance 837 00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:09,522 a man wants to cross the street 838 00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:12,177 but he can't do it because the red light is against them. 839 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:13,526 Well, he couldn't do it anyway 840 00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,310 two policemen are watching him. 841 00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:17,312 They've got burglars all over towns 842 00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,140 speakeasy, people are killing each other 843 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,446 but the police have got to see 844 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,317 that he doesn't cross the street. 845 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:24,537 Well? 846 00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:26,191 When the police aren't looking 847 00:47:26,278 --> 00:47:28,410 he sneaks over as far as the safety zone. 848 00:47:28,497 --> 00:47:30,021 What's that? 849 00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:31,737 That's where the people wait for a street car. 850 00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,783 They have a white line. It's called the safety zone. 851 00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:35,417 And is that a good idea! 852 00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:37,985 Phew! If an automobile should hit you 853 00:47:38,072 --> 00:47:40,509 while you're within the safety zone, that doesn't count. 854 00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:42,990 It's gotta go all the way around and hit you again. 855 00:47:43,077 --> 00:47:44,905 Yes, but what about this man? 856 00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,733 Oh, he gets hit in the front 857 00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,735 by a truck, in the back by a street car. 858 00:47:48,822 --> 00:47:51,477 But he gets there, even if he has to go in an ambulance. 859 00:47:51,564 --> 00:47:52,826 [Agrippa] 'Where is he going?' 860 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,828 To the movies to see "Mickey Mouse." 861 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:56,699 - "Mickey Mouse?" - 'Sure.' 862 00:47:56,786 --> 00:47:58,745 'Mickey Mouse and his sweetheart, Minnie.' 863 00:47:58,832 --> 00:48:01,443 A mouse has a sweetheart? 864 00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:03,010 'And is she a mouse too?' 865 00:48:03,097 --> 00:48:06,231 Sure. Otherwise it would be very inconvenient. 866 00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:08,102 And when Mickey goes to see Minnie 867 00:48:08,189 --> 00:48:10,975 what do you think Minnie is doing? 868 00:48:11,062 --> 00:48:12,150 Well, what is she doing? 869 00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:13,803 ♪ There was Minnie ♪ 870 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,066 ♪ Kicking the gong ♪ 871 00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,632 ♪ Around ♪♪ 872 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:18,938 Oh! 873 00:48:20,245 --> 00:48:21,289 See, give me those. 874 00:48:21,376 --> 00:48:23,335 - They're my lucky dice! - Lucky? 875 00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:25,337 Let me see those cubes. 876 00:48:25,424 --> 00:48:27,078 Do you mean to, you've, uh 877 00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:28,906 never seen a dice before? 878 00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:30,124 Never. 879 00:48:30,211 --> 00:48:33,432 Oh, emperor, are we going to have fun? 880 00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:35,303 Come on, I'll shoot you for five dinars. 881 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:37,131 You'll shoot your emperor for five dinars? 882 00:48:37,218 --> 00:48:38,828 Alright. I'll shoot you for three dinars. 883 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,613 - Why-- - I mean with the dice. 884 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:42,397 - Oh, oh! - Come on now. 885 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:44,008 Let's see if you're lucky. 886 00:48:44,095 --> 00:48:46,619 If-if I win, that's a good sign. 887 00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,577 If you win, that's a miracle. 888 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:49,664 [blows] 889 00:48:51,363 --> 00:48:53,234 Come on, seven! 890 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,411 'It's a natural.' 891 00:48:57,673 --> 00:48:59,240 'Oh, dice' 892 00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:00,415 'be good to me.' 893 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,200 [Emperor Valerius] 'Huh!' 894 00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:13,646 Twelve is my point. It's a little tough. 895 00:49:13,733 --> 00:49:14,864 But I'll make it. 896 00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:19,913 - I win. - Oh, no, no. Just a moment. 897 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,523 You lose. 12 was your point. 898 00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:23,090 You threw a three and a four. 899 00:49:23,177 --> 00:49:25,092 Well, three times four is 12. Isn't it? 900 00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:28,443 [Oedipus humming] 901 00:49:30,358 --> 00:49:32,839 Well, now let's see how we stand. 902 00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:34,188 You owe me the colosseum 903 00:49:34,275 --> 00:49:36,538 and the forum and the Major Domo. 904 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,932 Remember? I won him when I rolled a nine. 905 00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:40,629 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 906 00:49:40,716 --> 00:49:43,110 I'll give you back everything.. 907 00:49:43,197 --> 00:49:44,197 ...that I've won. 908 00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,547 You will? 909 00:49:45,634 --> 00:49:46,698 And I'll tell you what're you gonna do for me. 910 00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:47,810 What? 911 00:49:47,897 --> 00:49:49,247 You can free the Princess Sylvia. 912 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:55,557 You seem much interested in my prisoner. 913 00:49:55,644 --> 00:49:56,950 I am, Your Majesty. 914 00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:58,908 I'm crazy about her. 915 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:01,389 Oh, you are? 916 00:50:01,476 --> 00:50:03,652 [indistinct chatter] 917 00:50:03,739 --> 00:50:07,004 'How would you like to be the official food taster?' 918 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:09,963 I find myself in need of a food taster. 919 00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,506 You mean all I have to do is just eat? 920 00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:12,748 Exactly. 921 00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:14,359 You eat the same food I eat. 922 00:50:14,446 --> 00:50:15,795 Only you eat it first. 923 00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,363 [Oedipus] 'Say, that job sounds alright.' 924 00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:19,775 But I'd like to ask you one question. 925 00:50:19,799 --> 00:50:22,236 - What's that? - Do you like spinach? 926 00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:24,803 No. 927 00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:26,936 Well, in that case 928 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,026 I can go to work right away. 929 00:50:29,113 --> 00:50:31,202 Ah, the wine! 930 00:50:31,289 --> 00:50:33,421 Your Majesty, this is the last glass 931 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:34,640 of your favorite wine. 932 00:50:34,727 --> 00:50:36,337 Hmm, that's a pity. 933 00:50:36,424 --> 00:50:39,166 This wine has given me much pleasure. 934 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:41,299 - Taste, Oediphus. - Alright. 935 00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:42,561 I don't mind if I do. 936 00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:48,567 I would say, uh.. 937 00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:50,395 Well, well? 938 00:50:50,482 --> 00:50:51,657 Don't hurry me. 939 00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,402 I may be right. 940 00:50:57,489 --> 00:50:58,489 [hiccups] 941 00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:00,970 And then.. 942 00:51:04,017 --> 00:51:05,149 ...I may be wrong. 943 00:51:12,591 --> 00:51:14,419 I was wrong. 944 00:51:14,506 --> 00:51:15,550 It's good stuff. 945 00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:16,725 [hiccups] 946 00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:22,818 - Josephus! - Shh. 947 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:25,212 Find Sylvia. I've come to take her away. 948 00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:26,431 Wait here. 949 00:51:38,921 --> 00:51:40,532 - Sylvia! - This is madness. 950 00:51:40,619 --> 00:51:42,490 - You must go. - And you're coming with me. 951 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:43,970 I can't let you do this. 952 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:45,972 If you're caught, it means certain death. 953 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:48,192 Oh, Josephus, I love you. 954 00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:49,410 If you love me 955 00:51:49,497 --> 00:51:50,629 come with me. 956 00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:01,204 [Sylvia gasps] 957 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:10,431 Double the guards about these gardens. 958 00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,041 And the next time, shoot to kill. 959 00:52:14,392 --> 00:52:15,871 Manius 960 00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:18,831 bring me Oediphus, the new food taster. 961 00:52:18,918 --> 00:52:20,398 What do you want him for? 962 00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:23,140 He's in love with the Princess Sylvia. 963 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:25,185 And therefore, should hate the emperor. 964 00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,753 'Valerius must be poisoned.' 965 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,015 He could be very useful 966 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:32,497 Hello! 967 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:34,586 [hiccups] 968 00:52:34,673 --> 00:52:35,761 Hello! 969 00:52:35,848 --> 00:52:37,415 [hiccups] 970 00:52:37,502 --> 00:52:38,502 Hello! 971 00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:40,374 [hiccups] 972 00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:41,462 [hiccups] 973 00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:45,031 Are you the new food taster? 974 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:46,511 [hiccups] 975 00:52:46,598 --> 00:52:48,469 You want something tasted? 976 00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:51,429 The empress wants to see you in her chambers. 977 00:52:51,516 --> 00:52:53,387 Does the emperor know about this? 978 00:52:53,474 --> 00:52:55,607 What the emperor doesn't know won't hurt him. 979 00:52:55,694 --> 00:52:58,000 Yes, but what he will know might cripple me. 980 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:00,088 Come. 981 00:53:02,701 --> 00:53:05,530 [instrumental music] 982 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:25,940 Oediphus. 983 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,204 'Oediphus.' 984 00:53:34,907 --> 00:53:36,082 'Don't be afraid.' 985 00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:40,173 What's the matter, empress? 986 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:42,393 Don't you feel well? 987 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,611 I don't feel so good myself. 988 00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:44,786 [hiccups] 989 00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:46,223 I've got hiccups. 990 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:47,963 Sit beside me, Oediphus. 991 00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:59,758 - Let me hold your hand. - No. No. 992 00:53:59,845 --> 00:54:01,455 You'll start out by holding my hand 993 00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:03,805 and pretty soon you'll wanna shuffle the whole deck. 994 00:54:09,463 --> 00:54:11,248 Why are you so cold? 995 00:54:11,335 --> 00:54:12,553 Maybe it's these clothes. 996 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:13,641 I'm not used to 'em. 997 00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:14,990 [hiccups] 998 00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:16,077 Excuse me. 999 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,254 [moans] 1000 00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:23,477 [whispers] Oediphus. 1001 00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:29,091 You'll wear something out doing that. 1002 00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:31,833 Have you ever been fired by passion? 1003 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,096 No, but I've been fired by everybody else. 1004 00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:37,709 Tell me about your country. 1005 00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:38,840 What do they know about.. 1006 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,408 ...love? 1007 00:54:41,495 --> 00:54:43,889 Well, enough to keep things going. 1008 00:54:43,976 --> 00:54:46,065 We're still building schools. 1009 00:54:48,937 --> 00:54:51,810 Show me... show me. 1010 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:52,897 [hiccups] 1011 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,510 I'm sorry. 1012 00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:57,816 I'll tell you what. 1013 00:54:57,903 --> 00:54:58,904 You scare me. 1014 00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:00,558 That'll stop it. 1015 00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:01,820 Listen to me, Oediphus. 1016 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:07,695 Tonight the emperor is going to be poisoned. 1017 00:55:07,782 --> 00:55:08,957 Why should that scare me? 1018 00:55:09,044 --> 00:55:11,525 [hiccups] See? 1019 00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:15,616 He's going to be poisoned... by you. 1020 00:55:19,707 --> 00:55:21,535 That did it, you notice? 1021 00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:23,102 It stopped. 1022 00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:24,799 [hiccups] 1023 00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:27,846 No. It didn't work. 1024 00:55:27,933 --> 00:55:30,109 - See here, Oedipus. - Wait a minute. 1025 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,632 I think I can scare myself better. 1026 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:32,719 [scoffs] 1027 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:37,812 Boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie. 1028 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:39,118 Here. 1029 00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:40,728 [growling] 1030 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,428 They got me. I've been attacked. 1031 00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:46,560 - We're amongst enemies. - Oh, Oedipus. 1032 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:51,260 Look, no more hiccups. 1033 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,175 I scared myself good, huh? 1034 00:55:53,262 --> 00:55:55,787 Well, thanks for trying. 1035 00:55:55,874 --> 00:55:56,875 Wait. 1036 00:55:57,963 --> 00:55:59,312 What about the poison? 1037 00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:00,855 Look, you don't have to scare me anymore. 1038 00:56:00,879 --> 00:56:03,708 - They're gone now. - Stop wasting time. 1039 00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:07,364 Listen, in a few hours the Princess Sylvia 1040 00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:08,843 is dining with the emperor. 1041 00:56:08,930 --> 00:56:10,802 The princess is in great danger. 1042 00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:13,282 You can save her, Oedipus.. 1043 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:16,068 ...by poisoning the emperor at the banquet. 1044 00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:20,942 Your own husband? 1045 00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:22,727 Why, that's murder, isn't it? 1046 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:25,512 Listen, Mrs. Valerius, of course, it isn't my business 1047 00:56:25,599 --> 00:56:27,296 but you're not being a very good wife. 1048 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:28,994 - You dare? - Yes. 1049 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:30,691 Your husband works hard all day 1050 00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:32,780 to give you a nice house and fine clothes 1051 00:56:32,867 --> 00:56:34,826 he comes home at night tired and hungry 1052 00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:37,698 and what does he get for his supper? Poison. 1053 00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:42,355 Five food tasters are dead 1054 00:56:42,442 --> 00:56:45,053 because they were afraid to carry out my plans. 1055 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:48,274 I'm... not afraid. 1056 00:56:48,361 --> 00:56:51,320 - I think you are. - No. 1057 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,018 Really. I'm not scared. 1058 00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,106 [hiccups] 1059 00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:55,759 See? 1060 00:56:58,284 --> 00:57:00,895 I command that you leave Rome by tomorrow never to return. 1061 00:57:00,982 --> 00:57:03,898 At Ostia, a boat will be waiting to carry you to Carthage. 1062 00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:06,379 See that you do not miss that boat. 1063 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:07,554 Take him away. 1064 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:14,953 Joe! 1065 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,737 May I say goodbye to my friend? 1066 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,524 Goodbye? 1067 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:23,004 Why, you haven't said hello yet. 1068 00:57:23,091 --> 00:57:25,398 Oedipus, I'm leaving Rome forever. 1069 00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:27,531 You're leaving? Do you have to? 1070 00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:29,271 The emperor has banished me. 1071 00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:30,882 Well, he can't get away with that. 1072 00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:33,101 The people love you, Joe. They won't stand for it. 1073 00:57:33,188 --> 00:57:35,147 The people will do nothing against Valerius 1074 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:37,628 until they have definite proof of his dishonesty. 1075 00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,795 Oh, I'd give my right arm if I could find such proof. 1076 00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,501 Your right a.. 1077 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:44,373 Joe, you're hurt. How did it happen? 1078 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:46,027 The emperor. 1079 00:57:46,114 --> 00:57:48,029 I'm lucky he spared my life. 1080 00:57:48,116 --> 00:57:49,920 Wouldn't it have been wise, Your Majesty, to have 1081 00:57:49,944 --> 00:57:51,424 had Josephus killed? 1082 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:55,341 The people love him far too much. 1083 00:57:55,428 --> 00:57:57,822 In the present temper, it would have been dangerous. 1084 00:57:57,909 --> 00:58:01,347 But do not worry, I've forgotten nothing. 1085 00:58:01,434 --> 00:58:04,002 Josephus will not bother us again. 1086 00:58:04,089 --> 00:58:05,414 If they're going to serve poisoned food 1087 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:07,396 then Sylvia's in danger. 1088 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,485 Oh, yeah. 1089 00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:09,636 I must get to her and warn her. 1090 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:10,835 Wait. 1091 00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:12,160 I can't let you do it for me, Joe. 1092 00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:13,664 You'd be caught. 1093 00:58:13,751 --> 00:58:17,972 Besides, I, well, you know, Sylvia and I.. 1094 00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:20,932 But I must, Oedipus, you see, I love her. 1095 00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:25,197 You... love her? 1096 00:58:25,284 --> 00:58:27,112 Yes. My heart throbs for her. 1097 00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:29,157 My blood tingles, my head's in a whirl. 1098 00:58:29,244 --> 00:58:31,203 Say, you ought to be in bed. 1099 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:32,900 You've got the flu. 1100 00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:34,511 [male #2] 'Time's up, Josephus.' 1101 00:58:36,034 --> 00:58:37,383 But Sylvia.. 1102 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:40,299 Don't worry. I'll get to her. 1103 00:58:40,386 --> 00:58:44,433 Tell her I'll be waiting outside the palace with my chariots. 1104 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:47,088 If the plot succeeds, bring her to me quickly 1105 00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:48,829 the three of us will leave Rome together. 1106 00:58:48,916 --> 00:58:50,788 If it fails, I'll come for her myself. 1107 00:58:52,006 --> 00:58:54,313 - And, Oedipus. - Yes? 1108 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,054 Tell her I love her. 1109 00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,363 Have you seen the Princess Sylvia? 1110 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,757 - She's in the royal bath. - Through the gardens? 1111 00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:06,630 Wait! If you go in there, it means death. 1112 00:59:06,717 --> 00:59:10,895 Doesn't anybody around here ever die of old age? 1113 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,853 You were told to let no man into these gardens 1114 00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:16,465 yet Josephus got in. I warn you, don't let it happen again. 1115 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:17,728 To your posts! 1116 00:59:31,002 --> 00:59:32,002 Help! 1117 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,092 Let go, will you? 1118 00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:35,746 Hey! 1119 00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,182 You've caught me.. 1120 00:59:37,269 --> 00:59:38,313 [grunting] 1121 00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:41,229 You've caught me by the foot. 1122 00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:47,018 Hello, major. Fancy meeting you here. 1123 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:48,585 I'll kill you for this. 1124 00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:56,288 It was Oedipus. Get him. 1125 00:59:57,855 --> 01:00:01,206 I found him trying to get over the garden wall. 1126 01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:03,991 I've waited a long time for this opportunity. 1127 01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:06,211 Give him a 100 lashes across the back. 1128 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:08,866 But, Your Excellency, it's no use whipping him. 1129 01:00:08,953 --> 01:00:11,129 He can't be hurt, you know how he laughed 1130 01:00:11,216 --> 01:00:12,913 when the emperor had him tortured. 1131 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,481 He's right. You'd just be waiting your time whipping me. 1132 01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:17,352 Why, when I'm hit all I do is laugh. 1133 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:18,963 So you can't be hurt, eh? 1134 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:20,138 No. 1135 01:00:20,225 --> 01:00:22,531 Well, we'll see. 1136 01:00:26,144 --> 01:00:27,754 See? Ha-ha. 1137 01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:29,538 I didn't feel anything. 1138 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,323 - No? - No. 1139 01:00:31,410 --> 01:00:32,672 Well, I'll try again. 1140 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,718 Certainly. Help yourself. 1141 01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:36,763 And this time I'll make sure. 1142 01:00:40,245 --> 01:00:43,683 Well... when are you gonna hit me? 1143 01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:46,251 - What? - I told you it was no use. 1144 01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:48,557 It must be black magic. 1145 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,951 Black magic. That's what it is. 1146 01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:52,257 Black magic. 1147 01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:53,606 But how do you do it, slave? 1148 01:00:53,693 --> 01:00:55,216 Oh, just plain everyday magic. 1149 01:00:55,303 --> 01:00:57,654 I've got a certain magic word. 1150 01:00:57,741 --> 01:00:59,873 - Yes? - Yes. 1151 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,658 If I say that magic word 1152 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:03,877 would it mean that I too could never feel pain? 1153 01:01:03,964 --> 01:01:05,574 Well, I, uh, no, no.. 1154 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,838 - What is that magic word? - Oh, I couldn't tell you. 1155 01:01:07,925 --> 01:01:09,274 You'd go around telling everybody. 1156 01:01:09,361 --> 01:01:11,363 No, I promise you, I'd never tell anyone. 1157 01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,279 Oppo mopo dopo. 1158 01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:16,847 Oppo mopo.. Wait! We'll try that. 1159 01:01:16,934 --> 01:01:19,545 I'll say the magic word and you strike me. 1160 01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:20,851 No. No, no, no, no thanks. 1161 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:22,461 Do as I say! 1162 01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:24,637 Alright, if you insist, but honestly 1163 01:01:24,724 --> 01:01:27,205 I wouldn't do this for my own mother. 1164 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:29,555 [spitting] One, two. Ready? 1165 01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:31,513 Oppo mopo.. Ah! 1166 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,385 You hurt me. 1167 01:01:33,472 --> 01:01:35,300 - I felt that. - Sure you felt it. 1168 01:01:35,387 --> 01:01:39,086 You see, I said "Oppo mopo dopo" and what did you say? 1169 01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,566 - What did I say? - You see? 1170 01:01:40,653 --> 01:01:42,263 You don't even know yourself. 1171 01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:44,178 Come, come, come. I'll get it this time. 1172 01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:46,528 Yeah? You'll get it. 1173 01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:49,357 One, two. Ready? 1174 01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,925 Oppo mopo.. Uh! Why, you! 1175 01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:54,188 I know just exactly what you're gonna say. 1176 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:55,799 You felt it again, sure you did. 1177 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:57,539 You see? You put the accent on "Oppo" 1178 01:01:57,626 --> 01:02:00,020 instead of putting it on "Mopo," you dopo. 1179 01:02:00,107 --> 01:02:01,718 - Yes? - Yes. 1180 01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:03,205 Well, perhaps I'd learn more quickly 1181 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:04,721 if I saw you struck again. 1182 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:06,026 Oh, no, no, no, no-- 1183 01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:07,553 Guard, you strike him while I listen. 1184 01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:09,029 And strike him as hard as you can. 1185 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:11,075 Oh, but, but listen, it-it-it's silly. 1186 01:02:11,162 --> 01:02:13,164 How can you learn if I'm gonna do the practicing? 1187 01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:16,080 Besides, I don't feel anything. 1188 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,211 Strike him! 1189 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,171 [grunts] 1190 01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:23,130 See? I didn't feel a thing. 1191 01:02:37,536 --> 01:02:40,408 [instrumental music] 1192 01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:58,818 Sylvia? 1193 01:02:58,905 --> 01:02:59,950 [screaming] 1194 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:12,005 Oh, yes. This mud is absolutely wonderful. 1195 01:03:12,092 --> 01:03:15,617 Take this little girl right here. 1196 01:03:15,704 --> 01:03:17,794 Why, she's only had two treatments 1197 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,404 and already you wouldn't recognize her. 1198 01:03:19,491 --> 01:03:21,406 A man in here? 1199 01:03:22,363 --> 01:03:24,191 I must find him. 1200 01:03:24,278 --> 01:03:26,628 There, it's all finished. 1201 01:03:26,715 --> 01:03:28,587 Now keep perfectly quiet. 1202 01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:33,810 [music continues] 1203 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:39,816 Who are you? 1204 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,818 - You don't know who I am? - No. 1205 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:45,386 Oh, am I glad... to meet you. 1206 01:03:45,473 --> 01:03:48,259 Oh. Aren't you the Ethiopian.. 1207 01:03:48,346 --> 01:03:50,454 - Ethiopian. Beauty. Specialist. - Beauty. Specialist. 1208 01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,393 You sure guessed it, that's what I is. 1209 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,830 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1210 01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,396 And the emperor sent me down here 1211 01:03:55,483 --> 01:03:57,877 to kinda look after the Princess Sylvia. 1212 01:03:57,964 --> 01:04:00,053 Oh, I see. 1213 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:03,317 Slave. I'll have you taken to her. 1214 01:04:03,404 --> 01:04:06,668 Show the doctor to the Princess Sylvia's compartment. 1215 01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:09,584 Thank you, miss. 1216 01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:21,031 Sylvia, I have an important message 1217 01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:22,293 for you from Josephus. 1218 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:24,034 From Josephus? Oh, quick, give it to me. 1219 01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:25,949 Don't eat anything at the emperor's banquet. 1220 01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:27,036 - Why not. - Never mind. 1221 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,125 Just lay off the food 1222 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,276 I'll bring an ice-cream soda later. 1223 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:30,867 What of Josephus? Is he safe? 1224 01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,801 He's okay, and he's waiting to take you to Ostia 1225 01:04:32,825 --> 01:04:33,913 right after the banquet. 1226 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,480 Oh, thank the gods. 1227 01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:36,960 I almost forgot. 1228 01:04:37,047 --> 01:04:39,484 - He told me to tell you.. - Yes? 1229 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,399 He said he loves you. 1230 01:04:41,486 --> 01:04:44,228 And I think he means it because he was feeling terrible. 1231 01:04:44,315 --> 01:04:47,013 [indistinct chatter] 1232 01:04:48,493 --> 01:04:50,277 Doctor, we just heard you were here. 1233 01:04:50,364 --> 01:04:53,541 Yes, doctor, can you give us some beauty hints? 1234 01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:56,196 Well, all I can tell you is.. 1235 01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:58,372 ♪ Athletics cosmetics a weighing machine ♪ 1236 01:04:58,459 --> 01:05:00,809 ♪ Are part of the feminine routine for what? ♪ 1237 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,421 [instrumental music] 1238 01:05:03,508 --> 01:05:05,466 ♪ An ocean of lotions and potions you take ♪ 1239 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:08,165 ♪ To keep that old something or other awake why not ♪ 1240 01:05:08,252 --> 01:05:11,168 [music continues] 1241 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:16,216 ♪ Even after you grow old baby ♪ 1242 01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:22,657 ♪ You don't have to be a cold baby ♪ 1243 01:05:22,744 --> 01:05:25,704 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1244 01:05:25,791 --> 01:05:28,141 ♪ It's your duty to be beautiful ♪ 1245 01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:30,361 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1246 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:32,058 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1247 01:05:32,145 --> 01:05:35,844 ♪ Da da da da don't fail to do your stuff ♪ 1248 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:38,412 ♪ With a little powder and a puff ♪ 1249 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,762 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1250 01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,939 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1251 01:05:43,026 --> 01:05:45,376 ♪ If you're wise exercise all the fat off ♪ 1252 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,769 ♪ Take it off of here off of there ♪ 1253 01:05:47,856 --> 01:05:50,381 ♪ When you're seen anywhere with your hat off ♪ 1254 01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:53,558 ♪ Have a permanent wave in your hair ♪ 1255 01:05:53,645 --> 01:05:56,213 ♪ Take care of all those charms ♪ 1256 01:05:56,300 --> 01:05:58,693 ♪ And you'll always be in someone's arms ♪ 1257 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:00,957 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1258 01:06:01,044 --> 01:06:03,437 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1259 01:06:03,524 --> 01:06:06,223 ♪ Be sure and get your man ♪ 1260 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,834 ♪ Wrap your body in a coat of tan ♪ 1261 01:06:08,921 --> 01:06:11,097 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1262 01:06:11,184 --> 01:06:13,708 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1263 01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:16,494 ♪ You'll always have your way ♪ 1264 01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:18,800 ♪ If he likes you in a negligee ♪ 1265 01:06:18,887 --> 01:06:21,325 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1266 01:06:21,412 --> 01:06:23,631 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1267 01:06:23,718 --> 01:06:26,156 ♪ Oh a slim little waist is a pleasure ♪ 1268 01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:28,723 ♪ And a trim little limb is divine ♪ 1269 01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:31,291 ♪ Oh a sly little eye is a treasure ♪ 1270 01:06:31,378 --> 01:06:34,207 ♪ It'll get him drunker than wine ♪ 1271 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:37,210 ♪ You'll drive him half-insane ♪ 1272 01:06:37,297 --> 01:06:39,343 ♪ In a bathing suit of cellophane ♪ 1273 01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:42,041 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1274 01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:44,609 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1275 01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:47,307 ♪ Each wrinkle in your skin ♪ 1276 01:06:47,394 --> 01:06:49,744 ♪ Rub it out and rub a dimple in ♪ 1277 01:06:49,831 --> 01:06:52,399 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1278 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:54,749 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1279 01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:57,274 ♪ In using or choosing a lipstick ♪ 1280 01:06:57,361 --> 01:07:00,016 ♪ Use the kind that won't leave any mark ♪ 1281 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,583 ♪ Use the kind that'll make both his lips stick ♪ 1282 01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:05,934 ♪ When he kisses you in the dark ♪ 1283 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,459 ♪ Get him to hold you tight ♪ 1284 01:07:08,546 --> 01:07:10,374 ♪ Let him get a whiff of Christmas night ♪ 1285 01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:13,377 ♪ And keep young and beautiful ♪ 1286 01:07:13,464 --> 01:07:15,770 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1287 01:07:15,857 --> 01:07:18,773 [instrumental music] 1288 01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:33,484 ♪ If it's not very hot in the steam room ♪ 1289 01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:35,790 ♪ Then you've got to get hot in the cold ♪ 1290 01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:38,402 ♪ There is heat to the beat of the music ♪ 1291 01:07:38,489 --> 01:07:41,144 ♪ If they'll let their bodies unfold ♪ 1292 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:44,277 ♪ Shake well to slenderise ♪ 1293 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,497 ♪ Roll your eyes around for exercise ♪ 1294 01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:49,152 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1295 01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:51,719 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1296 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:54,679 [music continues] 1297 01:08:24,361 --> 01:08:26,754 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1298 01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:28,713 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1299 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,672 [music continues] 1300 01:08:41,552 --> 01:08:42,552 [clapping] 1301 01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:04,705 [music continues] 1302 01:09:34,866 --> 01:09:37,738 [music continues] 1303 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:59,760 ♪ Keep young and beautiful ♪ 1304 01:09:59,847 --> 01:10:01,719 ♪ If you want to be loved ♪ 1305 01:10:07,899 --> 01:10:10,771 [music continues] 1306 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:22,914 ♪ Oh death where is thy sting ♪ 1307 01:10:23,001 --> 01:10:25,438 ♪ I don't care 'cause I've seen everything ♪ 1308 01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:28,833 ♪ Keep young and beaut.. ♪♪ 1309 01:10:35,143 --> 01:10:37,624 But, Your Majesty, these taxes will amount to 1310 01:10:37,711 --> 01:10:40,323 millions of dinars more than your palace will cost. 1311 01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:42,629 Exactly, if the bill is passed 1312 01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:44,065 you will share in those millions. 1313 01:10:44,152 --> 01:10:46,416 You promised us that when we voted 1314 01:10:46,503 --> 01:10:47,741 on the taxes for the Colosseum. 1315 01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:48,896 And the Circus Maximus. 1316 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,985 And we're still waiting for our money. 1317 01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:53,510 This time I promise it before the gods. 1318 01:10:53,597 --> 01:10:55,903 I should be for it before we pass the bill. 1319 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:58,776 The emperor can do no wrong. 1320 01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:01,387 So great a truth should be in writing. 1321 01:11:01,474 --> 01:11:02,867 Also your promise. 1322 01:11:02,954 --> 01:11:04,434 Then you shall have it in writing 1323 01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:06,958 for after all, don't we trust each other? 1324 01:11:08,046 --> 01:11:10,962 [instrumental music] 1325 01:11:15,358 --> 01:11:16,359 Oh. 1326 01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:19,275 [grunting] 1327 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:20,537 - Oh.. - Who are you? 1328 01:11:20,624 --> 01:11:21,799 - Idiot. - A fool! 1329 01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:23,104 I'm pleased to meet you. 1330 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:25,193 Have you no respect for senators? 1331 01:11:28,632 --> 01:11:30,895 Say, boys, you dropped something. Say.. 1332 01:11:32,984 --> 01:11:35,943 Just like all senators, never listen to the people. 1333 01:11:41,340 --> 01:11:45,213 Say... Joe might be able to use this. 1334 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:50,131 [instrumental music] 1335 01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:55,920 Goodbye. 1336 01:11:56,007 --> 01:11:57,704 It's been fun knowin' you. 1337 01:11:59,097 --> 01:12:00,228 Come, Oedipus. 1338 01:12:04,929 --> 01:12:07,845 Your Majesty, my kitchen is honored. 1339 01:12:07,932 --> 01:12:10,195 - Is everything in readiness? - Yes, Your Majesty. 1340 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:18,812 - Mm, squabs, I love 'em. - Careful. 1341 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:20,747 There's enough poison in one of those nightingale 1342 01:12:20,771 --> 01:12:23,730 to kill 50 men. 1343 01:12:23,817 --> 01:12:25,993 No wonder the poor little thing is dead. 1344 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:28,256 At the banquet, Oedipus, you will be able to eat 1345 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:30,302 oneof these nightingales. 1346 01:12:30,389 --> 01:12:32,304 Thank you very much, but I'm on a diet. 1347 01:12:32,391 --> 01:12:34,262 My doctor has forbidden me any poison. 1348 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,830 Only one contains the poison. 1349 01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,484 And that one.. 1350 01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:40,007 ...is for the emperor. 1351 01:12:40,094 --> 01:12:43,794 - The emperor. - The emperor. Long may he live. 1352 01:12:45,535 --> 01:12:47,188 Listen closely, Oedipus 1353 01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:49,558 for the banquet, the emperor has ordered these nightingales 1354 01:12:49,582 --> 01:12:51,410 his favorite food. 1355 01:12:51,497 --> 01:12:53,107 When the dish is passed 1356 01:12:53,194 --> 01:12:55,414 you would take the one without the pasley 1357 01:12:55,501 --> 01:12:58,939 for the one without the pasley is the one without the poison. 1358 01:12:59,026 --> 01:13:02,682 In a few hours, I should be the supreme ruler of Rome 1359 01:13:02,769 --> 01:13:05,119 and you, Oedipus, will be the most popular man-- 1360 01:13:05,206 --> 01:13:07,818 In the cemetery. 1361 01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:10,908 When I'm ruler, you shall have a province at Egypt. 1362 01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,650 [gasps] Egypt. 1363 01:13:13,737 --> 01:13:16,609 What I have always wanted. 1364 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:19,133 Remember, Oedipus, the one without the pasley 1365 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:21,832 is the one without the poison, there must be no mistake. 1366 01:13:21,919 --> 01:13:24,051 You're telling me 1367 01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:26,663 the one without the pasley is the one without the poison. 1368 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:29,492 The one without the pasley is the one without the pasl.. No. 1369 01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:32,408 The one without the pasley is the one without the poison. 1370 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:33,757 Come, Oedipus. 1371 01:13:33,844 --> 01:13:34,932 The one without the pasley 1372 01:13:35,019 --> 01:13:36,847 is the one without the poisley. 1373 01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:39,284 The one without the p.. The one without the pa.. 1374 01:13:39,371 --> 01:13:40,285 The one without the pa.. 1375 01:13:40,372 --> 01:13:41,393 The one without the poison 1376 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:42,853 is the one without the pasley.. 1377 01:13:44,594 --> 01:13:47,510 Egypt. Egypt. 1378 01:13:47,597 --> 01:13:51,992 There, I can feed my wife to the crocodiles. 1379 01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,865 The one without the pasley.. 1380 01:13:54,952 --> 01:13:56,823 The one without. 1381 01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:01,848 The one without the pasley is the one without the poison. 1382 01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,589 The one without the pasley is the one without the poison. 1383 01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:05,773 The one without the pasley is the one without the poi.. 1384 01:14:07,225 --> 01:14:10,097 Let the banquet begin. 1385 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:12,056 Where is my food taster? 1386 01:14:12,143 --> 01:14:14,058 Where is Oedipus? 1387 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:16,582 - Oedipus! - Oedipus! 1388 01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:18,192 - Oedipus! - Oedipus! 1389 01:14:20,847 --> 01:14:22,545 Did, uh, someone call me? 1390 01:14:24,068 --> 01:14:26,984 Am I late? I must be late. 1391 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:28,899 - You going to bed already. - Oedipus, I-- 1392 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:30,727 I know just what you gonna say. 1393 01:14:30,814 --> 01:14:32,772 I'm fired and you're absolutely right. 1394 01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:34,470 If a fella can't get to work on time 1395 01:14:34,557 --> 01:14:36,472 he doesn't deserve to hold the job. 1396 01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:39,257 I hope this will teach me a lesson. Good bye. 1397 01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:42,042 Wait. I forgive you, Oedipus. 1398 01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:44,654 What's more? I have a special treat for you. 1399 01:14:44,741 --> 01:14:47,134 Double nightingales. 1400 01:14:47,221 --> 01:14:48,440 I don't deserve it. 1401 01:14:48,527 --> 01:14:51,095 Double nightingales is my favorite dish. 1402 01:14:51,182 --> 01:14:53,314 Somehow I never seem to get enough of them. 1403 01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:55,534 You'll get enough of them. 1404 01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:57,318 - What's that? - My lunch. 1405 01:14:57,405 --> 01:14:59,930 A hot dogs and the pickle. Domo, get the mustard. 1406 01:15:00,017 --> 01:15:01,975 You are my food taster and you eat what I eat. 1407 01:15:02,062 --> 01:15:03,542 Oh! 1408 01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:05,718 What are you doing? Hey, wait a minute. 1409 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:08,068 That frank would've cost me four pifix. 1410 01:15:09,722 --> 01:15:13,596 Oop! Oww! Oh! 1411 01:15:13,683 --> 01:15:15,641 - Now what? - He wanted to bite me. 1412 01:15:15,728 --> 01:15:17,248 - How do you know? - Because he bit me. 1413 01:15:17,295 --> 01:15:18,470 She won't harm you. 1414 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:20,385 That's Cleopatra, the royal crocodile. 1415 01:15:20,472 --> 01:15:22,518 Well, Cleopatra's made her mark. 1416 01:15:22,605 --> 01:15:26,347 She almost tore my toga. Go away. Shoo! Scram. 1417 01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:29,437 Careful, slave, Cleopatra's of royal descent. 1418 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,222 Well, she doesn't behave like it. 1419 01:15:31,309 --> 01:15:33,050 Biting people's togas. 1420 01:15:36,793 --> 01:15:39,665 - The nightingales. - The nightingales. 1421 01:15:39,752 --> 01:15:41,272 - The nightingales. - The nightingales. 1422 01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:42,886 - The nightingales. - The nightingales. 1423 01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:44,278 'The nightingales.' 1424 01:15:52,852 --> 01:15:53,852 Egypt. 1425 01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:02,558 Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! 1426 01:16:07,171 --> 01:16:09,652 [whispering] The one without the pasley.. 1427 01:16:09,739 --> 01:16:12,219 The one without the pasley is the one without.. 1428 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:21,707 We'll wait here, Lucius. 1429 01:16:21,794 --> 01:16:24,623 Banquet must've started by now. If the plot fails.. 1430 01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:27,495 By the God to save Silvia, I'll kill the emperor myself. 1431 01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,502 - After you, major. - Drink. 1432 01:16:46,079 --> 01:16:47,690 [crying] 1433 01:16:47,777 --> 01:16:49,537 - Oedipus, what's wrong? - What's the matter? 1434 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:52,651 Oh, I've got a pain, maybe it's something I'm gonna eat. 1435 01:16:52,738 --> 01:16:53,976 Is there a doctor in the house? 1436 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,262 - No. - Well, alright then. 1437 01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:56,457 I'll run down to his office. 1438 01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:58,178 It'll be a little cheaper anyway. 1439 01:16:58,265 --> 01:16:59,702 Taste the nightingales, Oedipus. 1440 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:02,443 [chuckles] You call those nightingales? 1441 01:17:02,530 --> 01:17:04,228 Look, look how tough they are. 1442 01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:06,491 But don't worry, we have got a dish here 1443 01:17:06,578 --> 01:17:09,146 that you'll be crazy about. 1444 01:17:09,233 --> 01:17:11,278 - Cheese blintzes. - Well, I.. 1445 01:17:11,365 --> 01:17:13,716 - One cheese blintzes. - We have no cheese blintzes. 1446 01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:16,370 Oedipus, taste. 1447 01:17:16,457 --> 01:17:17,676 That's food for your stomach 1448 01:17:17,763 --> 01:17:19,417 but is the food for your soul? No. 1449 01:17:19,504 --> 01:17:22,550 - Food for the soul? - Yes, food for your soul music. 1450 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:23,987 That's what you need. 1451 01:17:24,074 --> 01:17:25,989 ♪ Listen friends and Romans ♪ 1452 01:17:26,076 --> 01:17:28,513 ♪ Let me have your ears ♪ 1453 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:32,299 ♪ Would that I were home for just a day ♪ 1454 01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:36,564 ♪ I could settle all my country's cares and fears ♪ 1455 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:41,482 ♪ I'd call up my president and say ♪ 1456 01:17:41,569 --> 01:17:43,876 ♪ Tax your food your coat and hat ♪ 1457 01:17:43,963 --> 01:17:46,313 ♪ Tax your income tax your flat ♪ 1458 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,968 ♪ We can't do away with that ♪ 1459 01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:51,144 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪ 1460 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,669 ♪ Taxi cab will have a clock ♪ 1461 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:56,106 ♪ That will register the shock ♪ 1462 01:17:56,193 --> 01:17:58,717 ♪ Of the kisses on each block ♪ 1463 01:17:58,804 --> 01:18:01,154 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪ 1464 01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:03,635 ♪ Every time you go and steal ♪ 1465 01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:06,072 ♪ A moonlight kiss ♪ 1466 01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:10,686 ♪ Mark it down because you're gonna pay for this ♪ 1467 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:13,253 ♪ Love a little love a lot ♪ 1468 01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:15,691 ♪ Love that's true and love that's not ♪ 1469 01:18:15,778 --> 01:18:18,171 ♪ No excuse that you forgot ♪ 1470 01:18:18,258 --> 01:18:20,696 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪ 1471 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:23,133 ♪ Break your frigid there and then ♪ 1472 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:25,875 ♪ Let's go back when men were men ♪ 1473 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:28,312 ♪ Bring the iceman back again ♪ 1474 01:18:28,399 --> 01:18:30,444 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪ 1475 01:18:30,531 --> 01:18:32,882 ♪ Married couples have no fear ♪ 1476 01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:35,275 ♪ Though at first your tax is dear ♪ 1477 01:18:35,362 --> 01:18:37,887 ♪ It gets less and less each year ♪ 1478 01:18:37,974 --> 01:18:40,367 ♪ Put on tax on love ♪ 1479 01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:44,850 ♪ Crooners on the radio must understand ♪ 1480 01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:50,073 ♪ The both of them have pasley not on yat yat yat ♪ 1481 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,771 ♪ Here's a law that love is in the land would be endorsing ♪ 1482 01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:55,600 ♪ This is bound to stop a lot fighting and divorcing ♪ 1483 01:18:55,687 --> 01:18:58,646 ♪ Sofas in the palace will need lots of reinforcing ♪ 1484 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,040 ♪ Put a tax on love ♪♪ 1485 01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:04,304 Stop. I am not amused. 1486 01:19:04,391 --> 01:19:07,438 - Taste the nightingales. - Alright, if you insist. 1487 01:19:20,712 --> 01:19:23,236 - What are you doing there? - She's hungry. 1488 01:19:23,323 --> 01:19:26,022 You see I am your food taster and Cleo is mine. 1489 01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:29,112 How dare you risk the life of a royal crocodile? 1490 01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:30,567 Don't you realize that might be poisoned? 1491 01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:32,811 Do I realize.. 1492 01:19:32,898 --> 01:19:34,595 It's an even bet. 1493 01:19:34,682 --> 01:19:36,597 Are you going to eat? 1494 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:43,300 [chuckles] Of course, I'm going to eat. 1495 01:19:43,387 --> 01:19:44,910 I like nightingales. 1496 01:19:44,997 --> 01:19:47,130 Why I can eat nightingales all day long. 1497 01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:49,088 You would never make any.. 1498 01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:56,226 There's something strange going on here. 1499 01:19:56,313 --> 01:19:58,073 - What do you do about it? - Nothing, I'm a stranger. 1500 01:19:58,097 --> 01:20:00,230 - Yeah, I just came to-- - Send for the chef! 1501 01:20:00,317 --> 01:20:03,494 Valerius. Valerius. Don't touch those nightingales. 1502 01:20:03,581 --> 01:20:06,453 - They're poisoned. - What? 1503 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:08,673 He did it. He, Silvia and Josephus. 1504 01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:10,675 They wanna murder you. The chef just confessed. 1505 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:13,504 - Oh, for heavens.. - I can believe of Josephus. 1506 01:20:13,591 --> 01:20:16,376 And this fool would do anything. 1507 01:20:16,463 --> 01:20:18,683 But I'm sure you must be mistaken about the princess. 1508 01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:21,947 You're right, she didn't do it. She didn't even know about it. 1509 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:23,949 - Just as I thought. - It is true. 1510 01:20:24,036 --> 01:20:25,733 I wanted you to be destroyed. 1511 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,518 You and your whole rotten empire. 1512 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:28,887 Don't believe her. She had nothing to do with it. 1513 01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:30,173 Hush! Hush. 1514 01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:31,565 The child is hysterical. 1515 01:20:31,652 --> 01:20:33,176 Olga, take her away. 1516 01:20:36,527 --> 01:20:38,746 You're the bravest man I've ever known. 1517 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,139 Goodbye, Oedipus. 1518 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:48,365 The stairway. 1519 01:21:00,594 --> 01:21:02,640 Where are you taking me? 1520 01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:04,598 To Josephus. 1521 01:21:04,685 --> 01:21:05,817 Oh, Olga. 1522 01:21:09,212 --> 01:21:12,345 Well, Oedipus, we come to you. 1523 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:13,694 Couldn't you skip me? 1524 01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:15,305 Your Majesty, oughtn't we first 1525 01:21:15,392 --> 01:21:17,152 to capture Josephus before he leaves the city? 1526 01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:19,352 I've told you, I've forgotten nothing, Domo. 1527 01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:21,093 Orders have been given to kill Josephus 1528 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,878 and anyone who accompanies him. 1529 01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:24,765 The moment they set foot on the boat in Ostia. 1530 01:21:24,836 --> 01:21:26,925 You did that to Joe, you double-crossing-- 1531 01:21:27,012 --> 01:21:28,579 - Silence. - Let them speak. 1532 01:21:28,666 --> 01:21:29,841 These out his last words. 1533 01:21:29,928 --> 01:21:31,799 Alright, I know all about you, Valerius. 1534 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,845 You and your racket, you put up palaces 1535 01:21:33,932 --> 01:21:35,736 and the people put up twice as much as they cost. 1536 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,936 - And I've got the proof. - Enough! 1537 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:39,807 I commend this very day 1538 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,785 that the food taster, Oedipus, be thrown to the lions 1539 01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:44,073 and torn limb from limb until he's dead. 1540 01:21:46,379 --> 01:21:48,555 Now have you anything to say? 1541 01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:51,558 No, I guess that covers everything. 1542 01:21:51,645 --> 01:21:52,951 Take him away. 1543 01:21:55,954 --> 01:21:56,954 Forward! 1544 01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:00,741 March! 1545 01:22:00,828 --> 01:22:03,744 [instrumental music] 1546 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,323 Forward! March! 1547 01:22:27,464 --> 01:22:30,771 Wait here, Lucius, if Olga succeeds bring Oedipus with you. 1548 01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:33,339 Goodbye, Olga. May the gods protect you. 1549 01:22:36,603 --> 01:22:38,388 The paper was taken from us by force. 1550 01:22:38,475 --> 01:22:41,130 Oedipus attacked us in the corridor. 1551 01:22:41,217 --> 01:22:43,741 So that's where he got his proof. 1552 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,004 Oedipus. 1553 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:47,658 Where's Joe? We've gotta stop him. 1554 01:22:47,745 --> 01:22:48,983 He and the Princess Silvia have started for Ostia. 1555 01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:50,487 Silvia too? Oh! 1556 01:22:50,574 --> 01:22:52,160 We've gotta stop 'em before they get on that boat 1557 01:22:52,184 --> 01:22:53,707 or they'll be killed. 1558 01:22:53,794 --> 01:22:55,405 - How far is it, Ostia? - Fourteen miles. 1559 01:22:55,492 --> 01:22:56,972 Quick. Step on the gas. 1560 01:22:59,235 --> 01:23:00,235 Oh! 1561 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:09,430 Say, how do you stay in this thing? 1562 01:23:09,462 --> 01:23:11,551 Chain him to the chariot. 1563 01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:13,205 - Chain me? - Yes. 1564 01:23:13,292 --> 01:23:14,511 - Your Majesty? - Yes. 1565 01:23:14,598 --> 01:23:16,208 - Oedipus escaped. - What? 1566 01:23:16,295 --> 01:23:18,471 Get him immediately. Catch him dead or alive. 1567 01:23:18,558 --> 01:23:20,386 Take my fastest charioteers, Domo. 1568 01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:22,473 And remember, your emperor's honor depends upon it. 1569 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,958 [instrumental music] 1570 01:23:30,179 --> 01:23:31,789 Oedipus the food taster has escaped. 1571 01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:33,636 One thousand dinars to the man who brings him back 1572 01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:36,446 dead or alive. Preferably dead. After him! 1573 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:37,534 [clamoring] 1574 01:23:37,621 --> 01:23:40,493 [intense music] 1575 01:23:50,199 --> 01:23:52,375 Faster. Faster. We must get to Ostia. 1576 01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:02,994 Help! Oh, help! 1577 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,056 Oh! 1578 01:24:25,582 --> 01:24:26,757 [sighs] 1579 01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:40,075 They're after us. Quick! 1580 01:24:42,599 --> 01:24:44,035 Faster! Faster! 1581 01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:52,130 Ram him to the wall! 1582 01:24:58,484 --> 01:24:59,790 Look out! Look out! 1583 01:25:05,274 --> 01:25:06,274 [moans] 1584 01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:11,888 [sighs] 1585 01:25:15,414 --> 01:25:17,112 - After him! - Come on! 1586 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,383 We've got to stop Joe and Silvia. 1587 01:25:32,649 --> 01:25:34,346 There they are! Silvia and Joe. 1588 01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:43,312 Hey, Joe, don't go to Ostia. 1589 01:25:43,399 --> 01:25:45,879 The emperor, you'll be killed. They're after us. 1590 01:25:51,363 --> 01:25:53,626 Stay off the road. I'll follow. 1591 01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:19,348 Lucius? Oh! Oh! 1592 01:26:20,914 --> 01:26:23,308 Oh-oh! 1593 01:26:23,395 --> 01:26:25,005 [groaning] 1594 01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:29,532 [whip cracks] 1595 01:26:31,664 --> 01:26:33,536 [indistinct chatter] 1596 01:26:36,365 --> 01:26:37,888 Hey! Look out! 1597 01:26:39,933 --> 01:26:41,848 [quacking] 1598 01:26:55,340 --> 01:26:56,340 Oh! 1599 01:26:57,255 --> 01:26:58,387 Ow! 1600 01:27:01,825 --> 01:27:02,825 Whoo! 1601 01:27:05,655 --> 01:27:06,786 [whip cracks] 1602 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,230 Hey! Hey! 1603 01:27:20,278 --> 01:27:23,194 [quacking] 1604 01:27:30,897 --> 01:27:32,029 [whip cracks] 1605 01:27:38,078 --> 01:27:39,254 [splash] 1606 01:27:52,136 --> 01:27:54,094 Faster, faster! 1607 01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:56,923 [whip cracks] 1608 01:28:01,667 --> 01:28:04,540 [music continues] 1609 01:28:39,792 --> 01:28:40,792 Oh! 1610 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,410 Oh-oh! 1611 01:29:03,512 --> 01:29:04,556 Help! 1612 01:29:04,643 --> 01:29:05,905 [whip cracks] 1613 01:29:10,954 --> 01:29:11,954 Oh! 1614 01:29:15,132 --> 01:29:16,132 Oh! 1615 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:47,294 [dramatic music] 1616 01:29:53,170 --> 01:29:56,086 [instrumental music] 1617 01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:01,221 - What hit me? - You're alright. 1618 01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:03,572 The wagon hardly touch you. Come on. 1619 01:30:03,659 --> 01:30:05,574 Oh, no. Let me go. I forgot something. 1620 01:30:05,661 --> 01:30:07,053 - I've gotta catch Josephus. - Hm. 1621 01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:08,580 I have the evidence against Valerius. 1622 01:30:08,664 --> 01:30:10,492 - Here in my toga. - In your what? 1623 01:30:12,145 --> 01:30:15,105 It's gone. But I had a toga. 1624 01:30:15,192 --> 01:30:17,107 And I had the letter written by the emperor 1625 01:30:17,194 --> 01:30:18,195 bribing the senators. 1626 01:30:18,282 --> 01:30:19,892 What are you talking about? 1627 01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:23,809 Here. Here is Valerius bribe to the senators. 1628 01:30:23,896 --> 01:30:25,202 Here it is. 1629 01:30:26,638 --> 01:30:28,335 No. No. 1630 01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:30,686 It's Cooper's bribe to the chief of police. 1631 01:30:30,773 --> 01:30:33,123 Let me look. 1632 01:30:33,210 --> 01:30:36,082 Eddie, you're coming back to West Rome with me. 1633 01:30:37,649 --> 01:30:39,434 - 'Twenty years.' - 'He deserves it.' 1634 01:30:39,521 --> 01:30:41,000 'It serves him right.' 1635 01:30:41,087 --> 01:30:42,872 The town oughta be pretty thankful for Eddie. 1636 01:30:42,959 --> 01:30:44,264 Eddie oughta get a medal. 1637 01:30:44,351 --> 01:30:45,657 Yes, Sara. 1638 01:30:45,744 --> 01:30:47,746 We'd still be living in the street 1639 01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:49,356 if it wasn't for Eddie. 1640 01:30:51,924 --> 01:30:54,666 Pa! Eddie's coming! Pa! 1641 01:30:54,753 --> 01:30:56,538 Eddie's coming! Ma! 1642 01:30:56,625 --> 01:30:58,801 [commotion] 1643 01:30:58,888 --> 01:31:02,544 ♪ With an optimistic feeling ♪ 1644 01:31:02,631 --> 01:31:06,156 ♪ When we build a little home ♪ 1645 01:31:06,243 --> 01:31:09,812 ♪ With a carpet on the floor ♪ 1646 01:31:09,899 --> 01:31:13,511 ♪ Made of buttercups and clover ♪ 1647 01:31:13,598 --> 01:31:17,384 ♪ All our troubles will be over ♪ 1648 01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:23,347 ♪ When we build a little home ♪♪ 1649 01:31:23,434 --> 01:31:26,350 [instrumental music] 109926