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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,472 --> 00:00:23,307 Oh. 2 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,906 Oh, why are you stopping? Keep it going. Keep it going. 3 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:30,640 - Wait! No, wait! - Keep it going. 4 00:01:30,774 --> 00:01:32,809 - Hold on. Sequoia, wait. - Ah. 5 00:01:32,944 --> 00:01:34,711 - What? - What is that thing? 6 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:38,648 Uh... groovy little crab. 7 00:01:39,749 --> 00:01:41,484 Well, let him watch if he wants. 8 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:45,423 Whatever floats your boat, little dude. 9 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,858 - Yeah, you know... - Ah, what the fuck? 10 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:51,929 Yeah, yeah. 11 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:59,236 - That's disgusting. - Don't freak out. 12 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,905 It's dead. 13 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,341 Babe, you gotta take a picture with this. 14 00:02:03,473 --> 00:02:06,243 - No, I don't want to touch it. - Come on. Just do it. 15 00:02:07,011 --> 00:02:08,245 Hmm... 16 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,579 - Fine. - Yeah. 17 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,282 - Just be quick. - Okay. 18 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:12,416 Ugh. 19 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,651 Wait for a second. 20 00:02:15,785 --> 00:02:17,922 - Okay, okay, okay. - Come on. 21 00:02:24,362 --> 00:02:26,163 Babe, you better put that down. 22 00:02:34,171 --> 00:02:36,140 Ah, babe. 23 00:02:37,274 --> 00:02:39,110 Come on, babe. Babe. 24 00:02:54,624 --> 00:02:56,927 Hon, are you okay? 25 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,595 Babe? 26 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:03,267 I'm sorry. 27 00:03:42,739 --> 00:03:45,109 Hey, watch it. You are the fucking kids. 28 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:19,276 Oh, come on! 29 00:04:19,977 --> 00:04:21,811 Come on. Fuck you, you little crab. 30 00:04:21,946 --> 00:04:24,148 Sucker! 31 00:04:24,281 --> 00:04:25,782 Ha-ha! 32 00:04:25,916 --> 00:04:29,153 Oh, no, no, no shit. 33 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,621 Hey, Deputy. 34 00:04:32,089 --> 00:04:34,724 Put your damn game down and dig up over. 35 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,096 - Sheriff, I'm here. - I'm about to swing 36 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:41,798 by Johnny B's and pick your brother up. 37 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,567 - Do you want anything? - Same for me. 38 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,169 Hey, Mr. West? 39 00:04:45,302 --> 00:04:46,470 Hey, Mr. West. 40 00:04:46,604 --> 00:04:48,272 Oh, no, Mr. West. 41 00:04:48,838 --> 00:04:50,174 Oh, not again. 42 00:04:50,574 --> 00:04:52,809 Damn it! Mr. West, I did a breakfast burrito. 43 00:04:52,943 --> 00:04:54,078 Please slow down. 44 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:08,725 Damn it, Hunter! 45 00:05:10,995 --> 00:05:12,596 Maddy, would you mind taking that down? 46 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,931 Thank you. 47 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,366 De nada. 48 00:05:22,705 --> 00:05:24,408 Hay, Maddy... 49 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:26,843 ...remember that thing I was telling you about? 50 00:05:26,977 --> 00:05:28,711 Yes, is that it? 51 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:30,014 Ah! 52 00:05:30,147 --> 00:05:31,982 Do you want to try it out? 53 00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:34,285 - Let's do it. - Good. 54 00:05:35,785 --> 00:05:37,288 This changes everything, Maddy. 55 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:39,657 All my effort is finally going to pay off. 56 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:42,593 - Our effort. - You know, that's what I meant. 57 00:05:42,725 --> 00:05:45,529 - Do you really think it'll work? - It better. 58 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,899 I had to convince Flannigan to bribe four customs agents 59 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:50,733 just to get it into the country. 60 00:05:50,868 --> 00:05:53,170 - Uh... really? - Oh, yeah. 61 00:05:53,304 --> 00:05:55,573 See what's in this box could theoretically fuel 62 00:05:55,705 --> 00:05:59,577 a military grade giant robot, ten stories tall for weeks. 63 00:05:59,709 --> 00:06:02,346 Phil, just in case it doesn't work. 64 00:06:02,479 --> 00:06:05,115 You know, life will go on either way. Right? 65 00:06:05,249 --> 00:06:07,117 - Whether you're able to walk... - It'll work. 66 00:06:07,418 --> 00:06:09,253 - Trust me. - I do. I'm just saying. 67 00:06:09,386 --> 00:06:11,222 Don't forget, you always have two left feet. 68 00:06:11,355 --> 00:06:14,892 - Hey, Maddy. Would you mind, um... - Oh. You want them? 69 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:16,627 - Yeah. - You want them? 70 00:06:16,759 --> 00:06:18,996 - Yes. - Then stand up and get them. 71 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,932 That's not cool. 72 00:06:25,269 --> 00:06:27,938 - Thanks. - No, problemo. 73 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,549 It does see a shit in here, Phil. 74 00:06:38,682 --> 00:06:40,718 Yeah, it's a barn. 75 00:06:43,087 --> 00:06:45,256 I hope you're ready for this. 76 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,662 Oh. Get this. 77 00:06:51,794 --> 00:06:54,865 It is only mapped to my thumbprint. 78 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,903 - Whoa. - There we go. 79 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:04,141 Wow. 80 00:07:06,744 --> 00:07:09,179 All right. Oh. 81 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:15,319 Amorium Clustergram. 82 00:07:16,553 --> 00:07:18,989 In all of her beauty. 83 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,059 Ready? 84 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,528 Okay. 85 00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:32,336 Yeah! 86 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:39,777 - Bloody Barton Jesus! - Flannigan. 87 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:42,413 What the hell was that, Phil? 88 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,682 Damn near blew my nuts off. 89 00:07:44,814 --> 00:07:47,351 - Not like you get much use out of them anymore. - Yeah, now, 90 00:07:47,484 --> 00:07:50,020 it's that's a nice thank you for me bringing you supper. 91 00:07:50,154 --> 00:07:51,689 - Oh, thanks. - Hi, Flannigan. 92 00:07:51,821 --> 00:07:54,858 Maddy, man, you're not encouraging him now, are you? 93 00:07:54,992 --> 00:07:58,128 Says the man who helped him procure the damn thing. 94 00:07:58,262 --> 00:08:01,365 - Is that what that was? - Maybe. 95 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,268 Hey, how come why don't we just use your old man's shop 96 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,071 instead of holding yourself up in your little cubby, huh? 97 00:08:07,204 --> 00:08:08,806 I have everything I need in my cubby. 98 00:08:10,607 --> 00:08:12,076 Well, I'm just saying it's a shame 99 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:14,411 to let all that stuff go unused. 100 00:08:15,112 --> 00:08:18,048 Doesn't matter. Hunter's gonna sell it all anyway. 101 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:23,354 You might ought a patch that hole up though before your brother gets back. 102 00:08:23,987 --> 00:08:25,856 Oh, you're fucked. 103 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,461 Howdy, partner? 104 00:08:31,195 --> 00:08:33,464 Sheriff. 105 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,403 Phil, will you quit ripping up the damn signs? 106 00:08:39,536 --> 00:08:40,871 I'm not. 107 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:42,940 You're not? 108 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:45,309 Then who is? 109 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:49,546 - Maddy. - Hey, you told me to. 110 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,449 You know, we can't afford to keep this place. 111 00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:57,654 Take it easy, Deputy. 112 00:08:58,188 --> 00:09:00,324 - Yeah. - All available units. 113 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:04,495 We have a 19-243 down on Lunar Beach. 114 00:09:05,864 --> 00:09:08,732 What? A 19-243? 115 00:09:08,867 --> 00:09:10,401 That's a cat in a tree. 116 00:09:12,871 --> 00:09:15,038 Marjorie, we've talked about this. 117 00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:16,907 Nobody else is on these channels. 118 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,743 So stop using the freaking codes. 119 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,578 Ain't got time for it. 120 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:24,314 Sorry, Sheriff. A dead whale washed up 121 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:26,717 with a nasty slice in its belly. 122 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:29,486 Bunch of folks called it and they all freaked out. 123 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:31,188 Cat in the tree, huh? 124 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:36,693 - Let's roll that, Deputy! - Phil, please go hang this up. 125 00:09:44,903 --> 00:09:46,136 You okay? 126 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:48,705 Yeah, I am okay. 127 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,009 See you tomorrow. 128 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,278 Sure. 129 00:09:55,312 --> 00:09:57,681 Not like we had plans or anything. 130 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,689 That is one big ass dead mother fucking whale. 131 00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:09,760 Smells like fresh asshole, too. 132 00:10:13,464 --> 00:10:16,834 All right. Sure as hell wasn't no shark done that. 133 00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,735 Yeah, I'm guessing not. 134 00:10:20,671 --> 00:10:22,239 Giant squid, maybe. 135 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,208 Those aren't real. 136 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:26,176 Are they? 137 00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:28,880 How the fuck would I know? 138 00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:32,082 Look like a guy who knows jack about fish. 139 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,084 Fish sticks maybe. 140 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,120 I've been working out. 141 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:41,291 I'm gonna poke it with a stick. 142 00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:44,929 - Hey, don't be poking it with the stick. - It's a scientific observation. 143 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:48,098 - I saw it in the movie. - Don't be poking and shit. 144 00:10:57,508 --> 00:11:00,210 - You know what I think did it? - What? 145 00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:02,446 Aliens... 146 00:11:03,982 --> 00:11:05,148 ...for sure. 147 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,651 The truth is... 148 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,521 ...something's out there. 149 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,589 That's for damn sure. 150 00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:17,896 - This thing stinks. - Let's get out of here. 151 00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:21,598 - Yeah, I'll buy you some fish sticks for lunch. - No. 152 00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:10,180 Yeah? 153 00:12:11,415 --> 00:12:13,650 - It's me. - Don't come in. I'm jerking off. 154 00:12:13,784 --> 00:12:16,820 Shut up, I am coming in. 155 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,593 Can I help you? 156 00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,462 - Breakfast pizza? - Gross. 157 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,232 So, dude, uh, what the hell happened to the door? 158 00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:31,768 I don't know what you're talking about. 159 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,172 Don't be difficult. 160 00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:38,575 Just fix it, Okay? 161 00:12:44,949 --> 00:12:46,050 Right. 162 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,584 Good talk, Phil. 163 00:13:12,743 --> 00:13:14,012 Ugh. 164 00:13:14,144 --> 00:13:16,914 Um, that is gross. 165 00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:19,349 Well. 166 00:13:41,772 --> 00:13:43,875 - What's up? It's late. - Hey, Maddy. 167 00:13:44,008 --> 00:13:47,177 - I'm sorry I got... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. 168 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,449 My only demand is unquestionable rights to the movie choice next week. 169 00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:55,719 - Okay, but I refused to watch... - Uh-uh, no, no, no. 170 00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:57,287 No exceptions. 171 00:13:58,122 --> 00:13:59,322 Fine. 172 00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:03,127 You know, you can wait for me at the top, 173 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,729 - like, I can do this myself. - Hmm. 174 00:14:05,863 --> 00:14:08,832 Pushing your lazy ass around is the only workout I can handle. 175 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:10,834 Seriously, fuck running. 176 00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:11,768 Next. 177 00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:35,459 Next. 178 00:14:38,395 --> 00:14:39,964 No heads-up this morning? 179 00:14:40,098 --> 00:14:42,299 Oh, hey, we're going to be playing with dead things today. 180 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,301 Maybe don't wear your favorite shirt. 181 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,269 No? 182 00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,572 - Thanks, Mom. - Have fun. 183 00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:52,709 All right. Now everyone has one specimen for group, right? 184 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:55,113 If you look at the diagram 185 00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:57,215 in your lab packet, you'll see the instructions... 186 00:14:57,347 --> 00:15:00,817 It's a... a mighty fine pussy you got there. 187 00:15:00,952 --> 00:15:03,787 - Ew! - I am so sorry. That was... That was awful. 188 00:15:03,921 --> 00:15:06,823 Oh, please be careful with the scalpel 189 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:09,526 and make sure you pin down the... 190 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,395 Oh, Radu. 191 00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:14,431 I thought you were going to warn me next time. 192 00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:16,333 I, I am sorry, Miss Menrath, 193 00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:18,903 but these things, I mean, I cannot. 194 00:15:19,036 --> 00:15:21,005 The, the garbage is three feet away. 195 00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:22,907 You used to think he was cute. 196 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,741 Aw. 197 00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:27,912 Is someone feeling jealous? 198 00:15:28,045 --> 00:15:31,414 Well, you know where the health office is. Come on. 199 00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:33,918 Leave it. 200 00:15:36,753 --> 00:15:37,989 Feel better, all right. 201 00:15:38,122 --> 00:15:39,489 Thanks, Mindy. 202 00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:42,960 What's going over here? 203 00:15:43,094 --> 00:15:44,996 Fine, Mom. Go away! 204 00:15:45,129 --> 00:15:47,965 Hush, daughter. Maybe I wanted to talk to McCalister. 205 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:50,367 Oh, if this is about the Geiger counter incident, I... 206 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,069 Oh, no, no, no. I see that you didn't sign 207 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:53,637 the registration sheet for the dance yet. 208 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:56,073 - And I know Maddy doesn't... - Mama. 209 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:58,575 Ferme la bouche. 210 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:01,012 Seriously, go away. 211 00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:02,579 Alright, Fine. 212 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,148 Get over yourself. 213 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:21,331 What up, Filibuster? 214 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,035 I got to ask you something. 215 00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:26,570 Good after lunch time, my classmates Philip. 216 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:30,340 - Hi, Radu. - Hey! Good after lunchtime to you too Madeleine. 217 00:16:30,473 --> 00:16:32,043 I am have begging your pardon, 218 00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:35,612 but Radu is in this time not having a lady partner 219 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,682 for the disco evening in days coming, uh, 220 00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:41,351 Radu have asked many of my classmates 221 00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:44,989 and have many female classmates said to Radu, "No way." 222 00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:48,092 Thanks, Radu. But I already have a date. 223 00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:50,460 - You do? - Yes, you. 224 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,362 But he cannot walk. 225 00:16:57,201 --> 00:17:00,137 Uh... but then serious, this fellow cannot 226 00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:03,307 for the life of him, this go simple, hokey-pokey. 227 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,009 You'd be surprised. 228 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,018 You smell like a mermaid. 229 00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:28,698 America. 230 00:17:45,615 --> 00:17:47,385 This is super fucked up. 231 00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:50,321 Stop messing with the evidence, Deputy. 232 00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,957 I was just... Sorry, sir. 233 00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:56,294 Well... 234 00:17:56,426 --> 00:17:58,029 ...goes that way. 235 00:17:58,396 --> 00:17:59,663 Shall we? 236 00:18:01,631 --> 00:18:03,167 What do you think could've done it? 237 00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:04,634 Well... 238 00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,972 - I think it's a seal. - A what? 239 00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:13,144 - A seal. - If it was a seal, there'd be flapper tracks. 240 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,745 Yeah. I guess that's right. 241 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,050 Maybe covered them up, though. I hear they're highly intelligent. 242 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,152 Ever heard of a man eating seal? 243 00:18:21,285 --> 00:18:23,486 Don't rule it out. I heard they can be vicious, man. 244 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,056 Think again, dumb ass. 245 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,191 Okay. All right, fine. I'll drop this. 246 00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:29,894 Watch your step. 247 00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:33,496 - Tide hasn't washed away the blood yet. - Yeah. 248 00:18:34,631 --> 00:18:36,033 All right, then... 249 00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:38,668 ...get on up in there. 250 00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:41,571 I'll cover you from back here. 251 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,840 Fine. 252 00:19:38,329 --> 00:19:39,729 Ah. Fuck! 253 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,099 What the fuck? 254 00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:47,138 Oh, God. What the fuck is this? 255 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:02,286 Excuse me. 256 00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:03,921 Miss? 257 00:20:04,522 --> 00:20:05,688 Miss, you all right? 258 00:20:05,822 --> 00:20:07,491 Miss. 259 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:09,559 Excuse me, Miss. 260 00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:12,762 Crabs! 261 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:17,902 Crabs. 262 00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:25,076 Sheriff? 263 00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:27,511 Sheriff? 264 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:32,216 And then his mother shook the goat and said to Radu, 265 00:20:32,349 --> 00:20:36,820 "Radu, now you must clean father's dirty hole." 266 00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:40,558 Can friends guess what Radu do after this? 267 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,526 What the fuck you talking about, dude? 268 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,563 The question I was asking is 269 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:50,633 what do Radu do and choose after his mother said to Radu, 270 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:54,838 "Radu, you put the goat back in the goat house. 271 00:20:54,972 --> 00:20:58,808 Are you cleaning the dirty hole of the father?" 272 00:20:58,943 --> 00:21:03,114 - Dude, why do we invite him? - Come on. He's funny. 273 00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:04,781 Ew. 274 00:21:06,383 --> 00:21:08,052 - Shrooms? - Sweets? 275 00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,687 - Something like that. - Here. 276 00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:15,960 Oh, my boy, my boy. 277 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:23,968 - What was that? - Do not be afraid. 278 00:21:24,101 --> 00:21:27,770 His only badger, Radu, good fight. 279 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:34,345 He's not badger. 280 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:45,256 Holy fuck. 281 00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:50,793 Mommy! 282 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,177 Hey, Maddy, come on in. 283 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,278 Door's open. 284 00:22:07,945 --> 00:22:09,280 - Hey, Phil. - Uh. 285 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,882 Hey, I'll, I'll fix the door tomorrow. 286 00:22:14,351 --> 00:22:15,319 Whoa. 287 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,189 Did you build all these? 288 00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:20,324 Yes, I did. 289 00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:36,739 - What you're working on? - The same old stuff. 290 00:22:38,808 --> 00:22:40,110 Can I see? 291 00:22:40,978 --> 00:22:43,447 Problem with my last iteration 292 00:22:43,581 --> 00:22:47,218 was that I neglected to take into account the increase in power consumption 293 00:22:47,351 --> 00:22:49,920 when I changed out the radio carbine undulator 294 00:22:50,054 --> 00:22:51,422 with the new Kanako brand. 295 00:22:51,555 --> 00:22:54,358 Lux pistons that I got from that Korean website. 296 00:22:54,491 --> 00:22:57,294 But then I got this. 297 00:22:58,562 --> 00:23:00,197 A fancy D battery. 298 00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:01,565 Hey! Whoa. 299 00:23:01,699 --> 00:23:04,468 That's like comparing a firework to an atom bomb. 300 00:23:05,069 --> 00:23:08,672 Now this it's the Amorium Clustergram, 301 00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:11,075 piece of tech way ahead of its time. 302 00:23:11,675 --> 00:23:15,246 This thing can rapidly convert joules of energy 303 00:23:15,379 --> 00:23:18,082 into bit fueled streams of particles. 304 00:23:18,215 --> 00:23:21,318 Phil, you know I don't speak nerd. English. Please. 305 00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:26,056 Careful. Grab the legs. 306 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:28,125 - Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 307 00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:30,294 Now that... 308 00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:33,430 Nice and tight, Nice and tight. 309 00:23:33,964 --> 00:23:37,167 - Hunter, that's not my leg. - Oh, I'm sorry. 310 00:23:38,569 --> 00:23:42,239 - Now what? - Uh, well, pass me the Amorium Clustergram 311 00:23:44,441 --> 00:23:46,310 The shiny dude. 312 00:23:46,644 --> 00:23:48,912 Oh, yeah, it's... Yeah. 313 00:23:50,381 --> 00:23:51,814 Okay. 314 00:23:53,651 --> 00:23:56,786 - You know the hole in the door? - Yeah. 315 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,189 Yeah, I would take a step back. 316 00:23:59,323 --> 00:24:00,790 - Aah... - This shit is for real. 317 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:03,961 Phil, you know, maybe we shouldn't... 318 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,396 - Seriously, Phil. Just stop, okay? - And to right... 319 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:07,731 Oh, God. Careful. 320 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,300 Are you okay, Phil? 321 00:24:09,832 --> 00:24:11,669 - I'm good. Good. - Here, let me here... 322 00:24:11,801 --> 00:24:14,772 - No. Don't. I need to do it myself. - Okay. Okay. 323 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,344 - Can I, can I just help? - No, just... 324 00:24:25,848 --> 00:24:28,218 Oh, my God. 325 00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:30,087 - Phil! - It's working. 326 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,556 - I can't believe it. - Easy, okay, okay. 327 00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:34,824 Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps -I am walking. 328 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:36,627 I'm walking. 329 00:24:39,363 --> 00:24:41,065 Phil! 330 00:24:41,865 --> 00:24:43,767 - Calm down. - Stop. Fuck. 331 00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,835 - Stop. - Fine. Okay, okay. 332 00:24:46,437 --> 00:24:48,038 Fine, I'm sorry. 333 00:24:50,441 --> 00:24:53,410 Hey, come on. At least you didn't blow your leg off. 334 00:24:54,712 --> 00:24:57,047 Phil, come back. Philip. 335 00:25:01,185 --> 00:25:02,353 Philip? 336 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,021 Where's he going? 337 00:25:04,655 --> 00:25:06,623 - I don't know. - I'll be right back. 338 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:10,194 - We'll be here. - -Phil, hey, Phil, wait up! 339 00:25:10,327 --> 00:25:13,297 Deputy... everything under control? 340 00:25:13,731 --> 00:25:16,867 - Obviously. - Sorry, this was a bad time. 341 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,803 She told me that she borrowed his English notebook or something. 342 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,573 Yeah. I think it was an excuse just to come by. 343 00:25:22,706 --> 00:25:25,242 Ah. Hormones and all of that. 344 00:25:25,376 --> 00:25:27,311 Yeah. 345 00:25:34,418 --> 00:25:36,019 They might be gone a while. 346 00:25:36,153 --> 00:25:37,554 I just, um... 347 00:25:38,689 --> 00:25:41,191 ...if you, if you want to come inside. 348 00:25:45,662 --> 00:25:46,597 - Why not? - Yeah? 349 00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:49,099 - Yeah. - O... okay. Um... 350 00:25:51,435 --> 00:25:52,503 Watch your step. 351 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,741 Make yourself at home. 352 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:03,981 Do you want a beer? 353 00:26:04,515 --> 00:26:08,085 I am fine with this if you are. 354 00:26:08,685 --> 00:26:10,254 Um, yes. 355 00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:13,757 Very much so. 356 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:17,027 - This is wild. - What is it? 357 00:26:18,462 --> 00:26:22,433 I just never thought I would be getting high with one of my old teachers. 358 00:26:23,902 --> 00:26:26,236 - Old? - No, I didn't, 359 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:27,971 I didn't mean like that. I just mean like... 360 00:26:28,105 --> 00:26:30,641 I never thought you'd end up being a cop. 361 00:26:32,276 --> 00:26:33,644 What's that supposed to mean? 362 00:26:35,712 --> 00:26:36,881 Nothing. I just... 363 00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:41,251 You always seemed a bit too... open minded. 364 00:26:41,385 --> 00:26:43,554 At least to get stuck around here. 365 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:45,556 I'm not stuck. 366 00:26:46,891 --> 00:26:49,026 Everyone's still here is stuck. 367 00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:53,697 I'm guessing these aren't yours. 368 00:26:54,631 --> 00:26:56,200 Uh, no. 369 00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,569 Those are my dad's. 370 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:02,739 Phil's read them although, so they might as well be his now. 371 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,076 "The molecular response to non-dimensional... 372 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,912 ...tubular optics and their effect 373 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:09,847 on postmodern orbital theories." 374 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,283 I knew he was smart, but damn... 375 00:27:13,918 --> 00:27:15,319 Is this... 376 00:27:16,653 --> 00:27:19,223 Oh, let's... Let's not... 377 00:27:19,356 --> 00:27:21,391 This is from when you graduated, right? 378 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:24,661 Oh, my God. I remember how pissed they were. 379 00:27:24,795 --> 00:27:26,597 - It's got to be in here. - I really hope it's not. 380 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,732 It has to be in here somewhere here. 381 00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:29,968 Oh. 382 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:32,603 Oh, my God. 383 00:27:33,504 --> 00:27:36,139 It's better than I remembered. 384 00:27:36,807 --> 00:27:40,811 Does young and stupid count as a good excuse? 385 00:27:41,111 --> 00:27:45,182 - If you ignore my nerd glasses... - Oh, yeah, um, I don't think that's this year. 386 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,050 No, it... 387 00:27:47,684 --> 00:27:49,586 Oh. 388 00:27:50,889 --> 00:27:54,424 - Did someone have a little crush on teacher? - F... whatever. 389 00:27:54,558 --> 00:27:57,728 Bobby Lutz drew that. So, like, whatever... 390 00:27:58,997 --> 00:28:00,197 Liar. 391 00:28:09,072 --> 00:28:10,774 Oh, um... 392 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,844 I don't want my daughter to smell the weed on you, 393 00:28:13,978 --> 00:28:16,380 so let's, uh, go for a walk? 394 00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:18,715 Yes. 395 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:25,389 Um... yeah, okay. 396 00:28:28,392 --> 00:28:30,494 Dude, wait up. 397 00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:32,663 Fuck! 398 00:28:33,063 --> 00:28:34,298 Let it out. 399 00:28:36,099 --> 00:28:37,768 Fuck. 400 00:28:38,569 --> 00:28:40,038 Cock. 401 00:28:40,972 --> 00:28:43,707 I'm sorry. I'm just in a really shitty mood. 402 00:28:44,074 --> 00:28:46,710 Wait. Really? I couldn't tell. 403 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:48,679 Shut up. 404 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:53,383 - Do you want me to leave you alone? - No. I am okay. 405 00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:57,621 Do you want to go watch homeless people have sex on the beach? 406 00:28:58,522 --> 00:28:59,356 I guess. 407 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:02,559 All right, Then come on, Debbie Downer. 408 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:16,306 Our friends is food for the ocean demon. 409 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,875 What the fuck did he just say? 410 00:29:19,978 --> 00:29:23,714 I says American children is yum-yum for the... 411 00:29:24,082 --> 00:29:28,151 - Are you all right? - Please I is needing of alcohol. 412 00:29:28,285 --> 00:29:31,089 - How old are you? - Radu? 413 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:34,257 No, Radu is twenty-one years of age. 414 00:29:34,391 --> 00:29:37,794 - Legal drinking for the United States government. - I smell a lie. 415 00:29:39,162 --> 00:29:42,332 I smell you was dirty poop hole. 416 00:29:42,466 --> 00:29:44,167 Bullshit. 417 00:29:44,301 --> 00:29:46,136 Get the hell out of my bar 418 00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:48,672 - before I call the sheriff. - Yes. 419 00:29:48,805 --> 00:29:51,341 Yes, call the law enforcement, please. Yes. 420 00:29:51,475 --> 00:29:55,145 Man, don't make me get up and kick your ass. 421 00:29:55,278 --> 00:29:57,714 - Yeah, okay. Okay. - You need to leave. 422 00:29:57,848 --> 00:29:58,916 All right. Be it so. 423 00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,717 But if Radu die tonight, 424 00:30:00,851 --> 00:30:03,988 the blood of Radu is on your wet hands. 425 00:30:04,621 --> 00:30:07,224 - Wet Radu blood. - Get out. 426 00:30:07,357 --> 00:30:09,027 Get the fuck out of here. 427 00:30:09,159 --> 00:30:11,461 Boy, we get all kinds, huh? 428 00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:19,803 Curse you. Curse you and your many children. 429 00:30:19,937 --> 00:30:21,405 Hey! 430 00:30:23,373 --> 00:30:24,574 What was that? 431 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:35,019 Did you try adding a defibrillating layer to the inner knee shock module? 432 00:30:35,153 --> 00:30:37,587 The legs keep breaking around the inception point anchor. 433 00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:39,356 - I don't think adding it... - Exactly. 434 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,291 The defib would help control the force output 435 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:43,027 and stop the Clustergram from overloading. 436 00:30:43,161 --> 00:30:46,797 - Would that really work? - Yeah, I'm genius. Remember? 437 00:30:46,931 --> 00:30:49,033 Fuck. 438 00:30:49,167 --> 00:30:51,135 Thank God, you Jesus fuckers. 439 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,104 We are needing to be running. 440 00:30:53,236 --> 00:30:55,605 Radu is flesh from attack. 441 00:30:55,739 --> 00:30:58,375 Listen to Radu and do this shit, okay? 442 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,277 'Cause we are about to go poofed out. 443 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:04,648 - Wait. What? - Call number for American Imperial Forces. 444 00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:08,685 - Who is attacking you? - Piss off, Radu. Don't encourage him. 445 00:31:09,486 --> 00:31:12,823 Shut your dirty chair face. 446 00:31:12,957 --> 00:31:15,425 I am trying to help you right now. 447 00:31:15,559 --> 00:31:17,661 I run to you. I give you a tip 448 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,629 and you tell me to piss off. 449 00:31:19,763 --> 00:31:22,232 Why people say to piss off to Radu? 450 00:31:22,365 --> 00:31:27,038 I warned about the ocean Demon and, no, "Just piss off, Radu." 451 00:31:29,073 --> 00:31:31,008 Radu is sick of America. 452 00:31:34,946 --> 00:31:36,313 We are going to die. 453 00:31:37,181 --> 00:31:38,682 It's kind of cute. 454 00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:45,156 - Monster that eats skin is cute? - Hey, Maddy, please be careful. 455 00:31:45,288 --> 00:31:47,959 Guys, come check this out. 456 00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:52,596 I can taste clouds. 457 00:31:55,967 --> 00:31:59,170 Hey there, little guy. 458 00:31:59,302 --> 00:32:00,837 What exactly are you? 459 00:32:00,972 --> 00:32:03,975 Oh, your face is about to go. Bye-bye. 460 00:32:05,009 --> 00:32:08,678 - Well, poor thing is injured. - Kill it with fire. 461 00:32:08,812 --> 00:32:11,581 - Kill it. - You guys are scaring it. 462 00:32:11,715 --> 00:32:14,484 Fucking kill it. 463 00:32:15,253 --> 00:32:16,620 Don't be afraid. 464 00:32:22,826 --> 00:32:24,294 Game over. 465 00:32:24,427 --> 00:32:25,997 Radu? 466 00:32:29,033 --> 00:32:30,001 I'm not gonna hurt you. 467 00:32:30,567 --> 00:32:32,335 There you go. 468 00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:35,639 Come on. 469 00:32:37,275 --> 00:32:39,643 Come on. 470 00:32:51,421 --> 00:32:54,558 Madeline, slaughter are your demons. 471 00:32:54,691 --> 00:32:56,526 She has the magic thoughts. 472 00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:58,896 When this shit start hitting the fan, 473 00:32:59,030 --> 00:33:03,067 Radu is putting his last on the girl. 474 00:33:04,268 --> 00:33:06,570 What the hell did I just see? 475 00:33:09,974 --> 00:33:12,310 Radu, you should go home. 476 00:33:12,809 --> 00:33:14,578 I hope you find your friends. 477 00:33:18,548 --> 00:33:20,084 Okay, bye. 478 00:33:29,026 --> 00:33:29,894 Great. 479 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,562 You want me to help from the dance? 480 00:33:32,964 --> 00:33:35,867 - Seriously. - Come on. It'll be really fun. 481 00:33:37,134 --> 00:33:38,336 Let me check my calendar. 482 00:33:38,468 --> 00:33:41,005 - You don't have a calendar. - Hmm. 483 00:33:41,705 --> 00:33:44,141 See, I think I can move 484 00:33:44,275 --> 00:33:47,111 - some things around and squeeze you in. - Oh, really? 485 00:33:48,246 --> 00:33:49,579 - Uh-oh. - Oh. 486 00:33:49,713 --> 00:33:52,016 Hi, sweetie cakes. 487 00:33:52,149 --> 00:33:55,119 Oh, Philip, are you excited about the dance? 488 00:33:55,418 --> 00:33:58,755 - You already told your mom? - Oh, don't read into it. 489 00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:03,160 - Ready, Mom? - Sure, sweaty cake. 490 00:34:03,294 --> 00:34:05,930 - Got lots of papers to grade. - Goodnight, Maddy. 491 00:34:06,563 --> 00:34:07,831 Good tonight. 492 00:34:08,531 --> 00:34:10,667 Good night, Mrs. Menrath. 493 00:34:11,168 --> 00:34:14,571 - It's Miss Menrath. - Mama, ew. 494 00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:21,811 - Mom. - Yeah. 495 00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:25,316 I need your help with something really important. 496 00:34:26,384 --> 00:34:29,220 What? Anything, my obnoxiously cryptic daughter. 497 00:34:29,353 --> 00:34:32,189 - You're freaking me out a little. - Okay. 498 00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:33,991 Come on. 499 00:34:37,228 --> 00:34:39,796 Mom, duck, don't be dumb. 500 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:42,099 Don't talk to your mother like that. 501 00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:43,800 Don't hit your daughter like that. 502 00:34:43,935 --> 00:34:47,104 - Where are we going? - Shush. 503 00:34:47,437 --> 00:34:49,073 - Are we playing a game? - No. 504 00:34:49,206 --> 00:34:51,943 I think that is locked. - Oh, is it now? 505 00:34:53,177 --> 00:34:56,414 - Ye of little faith. - What? 506 00:34:57,048 --> 00:34:59,383 Honey, where did you get that key? 507 00:34:59,516 --> 00:35:01,319 I borrowed it. 508 00:35:01,785 --> 00:35:03,820 - Come on. - If I wasn't aggressively high 509 00:35:03,955 --> 00:35:05,957 right now, you would be grounded. 510 00:35:06,090 --> 00:35:10,394 - But is this a mini nuclear reactor? - Mom, don't touch that. 511 00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:12,529 - I... - Just don't touch anything. 512 00:35:12,662 --> 00:35:15,099 - Is that even legal? - Mom, we have work to do. 513 00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:18,501 These legs aren't gonna build themselves. 514 00:35:21,872 --> 00:35:24,574 You are Poseidon's mistake. 515 00:35:25,276 --> 00:35:26,177 Did you know that? 516 00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:27,811 Poseidon, he wake up 517 00:35:27,945 --> 00:35:30,381 every morning and he looked at you 518 00:35:30,513 --> 00:35:31,748 and say, "I fuck up." 519 00:35:31,882 --> 00:35:34,418 You know, know that Radu is ninja. 520 00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,521 You are dead and I'm a ninja. 521 00:35:38,655 --> 00:35:41,791 You look like my grandmother's neck. 522 00:35:41,926 --> 00:35:44,996 You killed my friend. Why did you do that? 523 00:35:45,129 --> 00:35:49,200 You have more legs than you need, you greedy piece of shit. 524 00:35:49,333 --> 00:35:52,602 You think you're tough because you have spine and you have the tail? 525 00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:56,374 You know who else have spine and tail? Bitches. 526 00:35:56,506 --> 00:35:59,743 Radu is warrior, and he's not afraid of you no more. 527 00:35:59,877 --> 00:36:02,579 Going to cut you up into little pieces. 528 00:36:02,712 --> 00:36:05,883 I'm going to cook you and make a stew and then throw it out 529 00:36:06,017 --> 00:36:09,120 because orphans don't want to eat you. 530 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,988 Radu is so... 531 00:36:14,325 --> 00:36:16,726 Fuck you. Radu. 532 00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:19,096 Fuck you. 533 00:36:19,562 --> 00:36:21,798 What? 534 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:26,904 Oh, this is not okay. 535 00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:31,574 What the fuck is that? 536 00:36:51,395 --> 00:36:55,366 ♪ Sweet Mary Jane you've been good to me ♪ 537 00:36:55,933 --> 00:37:00,037 ♪ At least my mind set me free ♪ 538 00:37:02,073 --> 00:37:05,608 ♪ Got a line in the water with nothing to do ♪ 539 00:37:05,742 --> 00:37:11,015 ♪ Just growing my own and smoking it too ♪ 540 00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:19,990 ♪ Just growing my own and smoking it too ♪ 541 00:37:22,193 --> 00:37:23,160 It's a hit. 542 00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,133 Hey, dude, you almost ready? 543 00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:30,334 Yeah, I'm getting there. 544 00:37:30,468 --> 00:37:33,170 - Do you need any help? - No, no, I got it. 545 00:37:33,571 --> 00:37:36,273 - Here, let me help you. - Okay. 546 00:37:40,344 --> 00:37:43,948 Oh, uh, your lady friend left you a little present outside. 547 00:37:44,081 --> 00:37:47,617 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. I'll give you a hint. 548 00:37:48,085 --> 00:37:51,255 It's not a bag of dog poop. 549 00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:55,960 - Come on. That was funny. - It was terrible. 550 00:37:56,093 --> 00:37:57,694 - That was fun. - That was awful. 551 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:10,167 Hey, you're gonna do great. 552 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:12,169 Thanks, Hunter. 553 00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:29,987 - Okay. - Wish me luck, 554 00:39:34,892 --> 00:39:36,060 Here's a hint. 555 00:39:36,826 --> 00:39:38,095 Go find your date. 556 00:40:03,921 --> 00:40:08,058 - Hey... Hunter said. Your mom... - Oh, deserves partial credit. 557 00:40:08,192 --> 00:40:10,760 I'm the brains behind the operation. 558 00:40:12,696 --> 00:40:14,031 Thank you, Maddy. 559 00:40:17,134 --> 00:40:20,204 You're tall... 560 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:25,909 So, what was that about 'two left feet'? 561 00:40:38,989 --> 00:40:40,591 No, not like that. 562 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:43,793 Here, try like this. 563 00:40:50,768 --> 00:40:52,835 Oh, sorry. 564 00:40:53,270 --> 00:40:54,305 For what? 565 00:40:54,905 --> 00:40:56,407 I stepped on your foot. 566 00:40:57,608 --> 00:41:00,344 So? I can't feel anything. 567 00:41:03,113 --> 00:41:05,249 I'm gonna like dancing with you. 568 00:41:21,065 --> 00:41:23,133 Oh, hello? 569 00:41:25,569 --> 00:41:26,503 Annalise? 570 00:41:34,378 --> 00:41:35,112 Annalise? 571 00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:57,868 Hello? 572 00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:19,556 Ha. 573 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,495 Whoa, whoa! Okay. Not cool. 574 00:42:24,995 --> 00:42:26,130 What the hell? 575 00:42:26,897 --> 00:42:29,566 - Oh! Fiddlesticks! - Hunter. 576 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:32,436 - Hi. Sorry. Um... - Were you? Did you... 577 00:42:32,569 --> 00:42:35,572 - Did you just follow me to the bathroom? - Yeah. 578 00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:38,175 You did? 579 00:42:38,877 --> 00:42:40,778 What? No. 580 00:42:40,911 --> 00:42:42,146 I, um... 581 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,282 - Sorry. Did you see that thing? - What thing? 582 00:42:45,416 --> 00:42:48,118 Like, uh, like a badger or, or something? 583 00:42:49,787 --> 00:42:51,522 Badger? 584 00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,957 Sorry, never mind. I... 585 00:42:54,091 --> 00:42:56,693 Hi. Again. 586 00:42:57,394 --> 00:43:01,465 I, I, I saw you leave and I just want to come and say... 587 00:43:01,598 --> 00:43:03,167 Nice pink shirt. 588 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,402 Oh, God, you think it's stupid, don't you? 589 00:43:05,536 --> 00:43:08,205 No way. I, it looks really... 590 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:11,074 It's pink. It, it's very pink. 591 00:43:11,876 --> 00:43:13,410 I... Oh. 592 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:22,119 -Uh, -Sh... should we head back 593 00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:25,589 to the gym and... chaperone? 594 00:43:29,493 --> 00:43:30,394 Yes. 595 00:43:30,828 --> 00:43:31,962 Right. 596 00:43:32,897 --> 00:43:35,699 I... I am... 597 00:43:38,569 --> 00:43:40,537 Where's the gym again? 598 00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:42,272 Come on. 599 00:43:48,445 --> 00:43:52,182 Oh. Holy cow, looks so happy. 600 00:43:52,316 --> 00:43:55,319 All right, come on. I can't let that boy show me up. 601 00:43:55,452 --> 00:43:58,222 - Come on? - Let's dance. 602 00:44:02,092 --> 00:44:03,527 - Let's go. - Okay. 603 00:44:11,702 --> 00:44:15,038 ♪ Like what I see I know what I need ♪ 604 00:44:15,839 --> 00:44:17,107 ♪ Looking at her ♪ 605 00:44:17,241 --> 00:44:18,609 ♪ Looking at me ♪ 606 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:22,914 ♪ You're turning away like you're gonna leave ♪ 607 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,817 ♪ I already saw what I needed to see ♪ 608 00:44:26,951 --> 00:44:28,385 ♪ You closed the door ♪ 609 00:44:28,819 --> 00:44:31,788 ♪ Won't let me in but I can tell ♪ 610 00:44:31,923 --> 00:44:34,491 ♪ Broke through that shell this ain't the end ♪ 611 00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:36,393 ♪ She's taking off ♪ 612 00:44:36,995 --> 00:44:38,462 ♪ But she's on track ♪ 613 00:44:38,595 --> 00:44:40,999 ♪ Just give it time you do your thing ♪ 614 00:44:41,131 --> 00:44:45,202 ♪ Oh, you'll be back back back ♪ 615 00:44:45,335 --> 00:44:47,704 ♪ I shoot hands in the air ♪ 616 00:44:47,838 --> 00:44:49,540 ♪ Long hair, don't care let me stare ♪ 617 00:44:49,673 --> 00:44:51,341 ♪ I will take you out tonight ♪ 618 00:44:51,475 --> 00:44:53,945 ♪ 'Cause I know what I like ♪ 619 00:44:54,077 --> 00:44:55,679 ♪ I shoot hands in the air ♪ 620 00:44:55,812 --> 00:44:57,548 ♪ Long hair, don't care, let me stare ♪ 621 00:44:57,681 --> 00:44:59,383 ♪ I will take you out tonight ♪ 622 00:44:59,516 --> 00:45:02,286 ♪ 'Cause I know what I like ♪ 623 00:45:02,419 --> 00:45:05,957 ♪ La, la, la, la, la la, la, la ♪ 624 00:45:06,557 --> 00:45:09,928 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 625 00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:11,996 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 626 00:45:39,122 --> 00:45:41,025 ♪ Oh, you can tell broke through that shell ♪ 627 00:45:41,158 --> 00:45:42,426 ♪ There is no end ♪ 628 00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:44,361 ♪ She's turning on ♪ 629 00:45:44,929 --> 00:45:46,263 ♪ She saw the track... ♪ 630 00:46:25,235 --> 00:46:26,203 That's the thing I saw before 631 00:46:26,336 --> 00:46:28,171 - Uh? - In the hallway. 632 00:46:34,778 --> 00:46:35,746 Shit. 633 00:46:45,489 --> 00:46:47,591 Come on, everybody head for the door. 634 00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:48,692 Back, back. 635 00:46:51,361 --> 00:46:52,629 Shit. Back! 636 00:46:53,898 --> 00:46:55,399 Come back. Come back. 637 00:46:56,233 --> 00:46:57,834 Maddy, look out! 638 00:47:07,544 --> 00:47:09,780 - You okay? - Yeah. 639 00:47:12,182 --> 00:47:13,617 Oh! 640 00:47:52,589 --> 00:47:55,392 - Come on, move your asses. - Hunter, look out. 641 00:48:03,767 --> 00:48:06,236 - Phil, I'm glad you're right. - Hunter. 642 00:48:09,473 --> 00:48:11,641 Guys. Did we do it? 643 00:48:12,143 --> 00:48:14,778 I can't believe Radu was right. 644 00:48:15,278 --> 00:48:16,513 I think they're dead. 645 00:48:16,646 --> 00:48:18,281 I think we did it. 646 00:48:18,415 --> 00:48:21,718 I think it's all over. They are all dead. 647 00:48:32,596 --> 00:48:35,265 What the fuck is that? 648 00:48:38,268 --> 00:48:40,004 Did it just molt? 649 00:48:41,105 --> 00:48:44,508 No, no, no. What the fuck is that thing? 650 00:48:58,789 --> 00:49:01,725 - We got to get out. - Go, go, go. 651 00:49:09,934 --> 00:49:11,368 Go, Phil, go. 652 00:49:13,070 --> 00:49:15,006 Maddy, check the doors. 653 00:49:15,806 --> 00:49:17,674 - The gears are locked. - It's locked. 654 00:49:17,808 --> 00:49:21,411 - Let's go, buddy. You're almost there. - They're malfunctioning. 655 00:49:21,545 --> 00:49:24,081 Hunter, they're locking up. I can't run. 656 00:49:27,684 --> 00:49:29,386 Phil. Let me help. 657 00:49:29,519 --> 00:49:31,923 - I got him. I got him. Go. - Guys, I found one. 658 00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:35,692 - Damn, fucking wheel. - Phil, what kind of space bumper is this? 659 00:49:36,194 --> 00:49:37,727 - Look out! - Shit. 660 00:49:40,330 --> 00:49:41,966 Hunter, just go. 661 00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:43,834 It's okay. 662 00:49:44,367 --> 00:49:45,903 - Go now! - Hunter! 663 00:49:46,037 --> 00:49:47,305 Damn it! Get out of here! 664 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,309 - Don't be stupid! Run! - Get Phil! 665 00:49:51,441 --> 00:49:55,445 No! Hunter, no. 666 00:50:16,499 --> 00:50:17,734 Thanks for that. 667 00:50:22,206 --> 00:50:24,641 Thanks, Radu. 668 00:50:24,774 --> 00:50:26,110 Where'd you get the sword? 669 00:50:26,244 --> 00:50:29,813 Who does not have a ninja sword? 670 00:50:30,714 --> 00:50:32,682 - Come on. We gotta go. - Okay, come on, let's go. 671 00:50:32,816 --> 00:50:36,020 - Maddy, don't forget the Clustergram. - Two steps ahead of you. 672 00:50:41,025 --> 00:50:43,526 - Maddy, get me that chair over there. - Got it. 673 00:50:44,028 --> 00:50:47,265 - Here. - -I'm so glad you're not dead with the others. 674 00:50:47,397 --> 00:50:50,433 - Radu, what the hell is going on? - Here's to Radu. 675 00:50:50,567 --> 00:50:53,170 He has been on front line fighting war 676 00:50:53,304 --> 00:50:56,806 - mother fuck on ocean demons. - What are these things? 677 00:50:56,941 --> 00:51:01,678 - My guess is some unknown species of Limulidae. - What's a Limuli... like, what? 678 00:51:01,811 --> 00:51:04,648 Look, they're called horseshoe crabs, and they've been totally harmless 679 00:51:04,781 --> 00:51:08,685 for the last four hundred and fifty million years. Until today, apparently. 680 00:51:08,818 --> 00:51:11,188 I, I'm no expert, but I've never seen a six foot tall crab. 681 00:51:11,322 --> 00:51:14,859 These are more closely related to spiders or scorpions, not crabs, so... 682 00:51:14,992 --> 00:51:19,063 Well, I seriously doubt these things are closely related to jack or shit anymore. 683 00:51:19,196 --> 00:51:20,597 Can we just move on? 684 00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:23,067 Oh, Radu have attempt to escape. 685 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,535 But bridge to rest of America is poof! 686 00:51:25,669 --> 00:51:28,705 - No more. - Miss Menrath, something's wrong. This thing is really hot. 687 00:51:28,838 --> 00:51:31,375 Yes, it keeps Radu nice and toasty. 688 00:51:31,508 --> 00:51:33,210 But arthropods are cold blooded. 689 00:51:33,344 --> 00:51:35,578 Exactly. And that's just the exoskeleton. 690 00:51:35,712 --> 00:51:38,182 - Of course. - Miss Menrath, do you still have my Geiger counter? 691 00:51:38,316 --> 00:51:41,986 - I was thinking the same thing. - Radu glad we are on same page. 692 00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:45,722 - Phil, what's a Geiger counter? - It detects and measures 693 00:51:45,856 --> 00:51:48,159 the amount of radiation, and it's just a hunch. 694 00:51:48,292 --> 00:51:51,162 But it might tell us why this thing is hot. 695 00:51:56,133 --> 00:51:59,136 - Oh. - Oh, shit. I'm not gonna get cancer, am I? 696 00:51:59,270 --> 00:52:00,603 Well, I wouldn't touch it again. 697 00:52:00,737 --> 00:52:03,640 No, no, no, Radu do not get cancer. 698 00:52:03,773 --> 00:52:06,476 Real talk. Radu now get cancer 699 00:52:06,609 --> 00:52:11,148 - to grow or transform... - These measurements are off the charts. 700 00:52:11,282 --> 00:52:13,516 - What could have caused it to be so irradiated? - Uh... 701 00:52:13,650 --> 00:52:16,020 These things wouldn't happen to have an uncle, would they? 702 00:52:16,153 --> 00:52:19,223 - Like the size of a jumbo jet? - What do you mean, Hunter? 703 00:52:19,957 --> 00:52:21,993 Flannigan and I found a beached whale yesterday, 704 00:52:22,126 --> 00:52:24,694 and it had a bite taken out of it that was huge. 705 00:52:24,828 --> 00:52:28,466 - Can you show us? - Uh, yes. Um... 706 00:52:33,404 --> 00:52:35,439 Looks like we have three different types. 707 00:52:35,572 --> 00:52:38,009 First, you've got the little bastards that fucked up prom. 708 00:52:38,142 --> 00:52:40,177 And then... Uh... 709 00:52:40,311 --> 00:52:43,881 This one right here just chased us down the hallway. 710 00:52:44,015 --> 00:52:46,516 And then there's the one that eats whales. 711 00:52:47,885 --> 00:52:49,819 Something like that. 712 00:52:49,954 --> 00:52:52,957 All the fucking no. Radu is out. 713 00:52:53,090 --> 00:52:55,592 - We need to call the army. - And tell them what? 714 00:52:55,725 --> 00:52:58,062 That we're being attacked by a man-eating crabs? 715 00:52:58,195 --> 00:53:01,132 Oh, and by the way, there's some giant Sea Monster 716 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:02,799 - out there as well. - Yes. 717 00:53:02,933 --> 00:53:04,834 Perfect plan. 718 00:53:05,403 --> 00:53:09,507 No, they is not believing, are, are they? 719 00:53:09,639 --> 00:53:11,775 No, Radu, they is not believing. 720 00:53:12,143 --> 00:53:14,544 So what do we do? 721 00:53:22,652 --> 00:53:24,687 Hold on, Hunter, bring me the projector. 722 00:53:26,656 --> 00:53:28,725 Thank you. Okay. Um... 723 00:53:28,859 --> 00:53:30,593 You said these Limuli... 724 00:53:31,162 --> 00:53:32,897 - The damn crabs are ancient, right? - Right. 725 00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:34,198 Okay, let's just assume 726 00:53:34,331 --> 00:53:35,966 that the radiation has caused them 727 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:38,202 to evolve for the first time in millions of years, 728 00:53:38,335 --> 00:53:41,272 that, that they are forced to adapt to a new environment, 729 00:53:41,405 --> 00:53:43,773 a radiated environment that would make them, uh... 730 00:53:43,908 --> 00:53:44,875 - Faster. - Yes. 731 00:53:45,009 --> 00:53:45,809 - Stronger. - Leaner. 732 00:53:45,943 --> 00:53:47,577 - Blue. - No. 733 00:53:47,710 --> 00:53:50,713 Wait. So these perfectly adapted animals 734 00:53:50,847 --> 00:53:53,317 are now supercharged in attacking our town. 735 00:53:53,451 --> 00:53:57,787 Yes. And what can stop something so jacked up? 736 00:53:57,922 --> 00:54:00,590 Another perfectly evolved predator. 737 00:54:00,723 --> 00:54:03,327 Yes, supercharged. 738 00:54:05,662 --> 00:54:07,831 - Oh, shit. - Everybody, head -Come on, Maddy. 739 00:54:07,965 --> 00:54:09,632 - Come on. Let's go. - Radu, let's go. 740 00:54:56,881 --> 00:54:58,848 This is not good. 741 00:54:58,983 --> 00:55:00,351 Mr. Norbert? 742 00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:05,322 What the fuck? 743 00:55:05,856 --> 00:55:08,092 Oh, there is them. Run! 744 00:55:08,225 --> 00:55:11,061 Oh, he is going to be the deadest. 745 00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:18,835 - So close. - -Get us safe to your home. 746 00:55:20,837 --> 00:55:22,406 Oh, God. 747 00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:25,109 We can't let this happen. We have to stop them. 748 00:55:25,242 --> 00:55:27,844 Oh, they see us. 749 00:55:28,778 --> 00:55:31,282 Go back to it, oh, that's better. 750 00:55:33,984 --> 00:55:35,920 - Thank you. I have to get out of here. - Mr. Beckett. 751 00:55:36,053 --> 00:55:39,356 Thank God, Jesus Christ and all the saints 752 00:55:39,490 --> 00:55:41,859 - and all the - Mr. Beckett, look out. 753 00:55:50,134 --> 00:55:54,271 And then I put this song out of a tree stop and the bird, bird say 754 00:55:54,405 --> 00:55:57,942 - "You are the king. - " -Radu, shh, I'm trying to listen. 755 00:55:59,677 --> 00:56:02,079 Reports are coming in. Fisherman all along the coast... 756 00:56:02,213 --> 00:56:04,114 - Stay in the car. - ...ocean liner sized... 757 00:56:04,248 --> 00:56:06,951 Phil, is this crazy plan even stand a chance? 758 00:56:07,084 --> 00:56:09,053 It will work if we build it together. 759 00:56:09,186 --> 00:56:11,088 - Trust me. - ...and can we stop them? 760 00:56:11,222 --> 00:56:13,591 - Okay. I trust you. - These are the questions we're 761 00:56:13,723 --> 00:56:15,758 still asking here at WSQK News. 762 00:56:15,893 --> 00:56:18,162 - Next up, Carol with the weather. - -Um... 763 00:56:18,295 --> 00:56:20,431 Come on. Come on. We have a lot to do and not enough time. 764 00:56:20,564 --> 00:56:23,733 ...raining crabs. Why are we still here? 765 00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:42,286 Here's the. - Thanks. 766 00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:54,031 Where are you going? 767 00:56:54,598 --> 00:56:57,468 - I need to go check on the sheriff. - But, Hunter, I... 768 00:56:58,801 --> 00:57:00,104 I need your help. 769 00:57:05,775 --> 00:57:07,011 No... 770 00:57:08,879 --> 00:57:09,747 ...you don't. 771 00:57:19,757 --> 00:57:20,858 Come on. 772 00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:22,792 He'll be okay. 773 00:57:23,927 --> 00:57:25,162 Let's get inside. 774 00:57:28,432 --> 00:57:29,366 Yeah. 775 00:57:30,467 --> 00:57:31,502 Let's do this. 776 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,642 Radu cannot see. 777 00:57:38,776 --> 00:57:40,377 Where is Radu? 778 00:57:43,514 --> 00:57:45,082 Phil, this place is amazing. 779 00:57:45,215 --> 00:57:48,152 - Radu give thanks. - Yeah. Thanks. 780 00:57:49,987 --> 00:57:50,854 Okay. 781 00:57:53,057 --> 00:57:55,159 Here's what we gotta do. 782 00:57:58,595 --> 00:58:00,130 Oh, fuck. 783 00:58:11,675 --> 00:58:13,043 Pirate ship. 784 00:58:13,677 --> 00:58:15,346 Oh. 785 00:58:15,779 --> 00:58:18,582 - Radu, no, put that down. - Eh. 786 00:58:18,716 --> 00:58:20,818 Hell, yes. 787 00:58:20,951 --> 00:58:23,153 Bang, bang. 788 00:58:23,721 --> 00:58:25,155 You are different. 789 00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:28,359 Right here. 790 00:58:28,992 --> 00:58:30,527 Um, Phillip. 791 00:58:30,961 --> 00:58:32,062 - Here. - Let's try it. 792 00:58:32,196 --> 00:58:33,564 Just keep it there. 793 00:58:34,698 --> 00:58:36,900 Aren't you supposed to be a genius? 794 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:45,342 Okay, I got it. 795 00:58:45,809 --> 00:58:48,512 - No. Uh-uh. No. - Come right off. 796 00:58:48,645 --> 00:58:52,383 Okay. Yeah. Unlike your legs, my hands have feeling in them, so... 797 00:58:53,050 --> 00:58:54,551 I have feelings. 798 00:58:56,587 --> 00:58:58,188 Faucet handle. 799 00:58:58,889 --> 00:59:00,057 Speedometer. 800 00:59:00,190 --> 00:59:01,592 It's looking great. 801 00:59:14,438 --> 00:59:15,038 Success. 802 00:59:15,172 --> 00:59:16,273 Much better. 803 00:59:16,407 --> 00:59:17,808 Radu. 804 00:59:17,975 --> 00:59:19,410 Propeller blade. 805 00:59:19,543 --> 00:59:20,711 Flotation device. 806 00:59:20,844 --> 00:59:21,712 Knot. 807 00:59:21,845 --> 00:59:23,747 CB radio. Over and out. 808 00:59:23,882 --> 00:59:25,549 Saw and... 809 00:59:26,784 --> 00:59:27,651 ...stuff. 810 00:59:32,055 --> 00:59:34,258 Amorium Clustergram. 811 01:00:27,578 --> 01:00:29,480 Hey, Flannigan, are you here, buddy? 812 01:00:39,790 --> 01:00:41,191 Shit. 813 01:00:49,099 --> 01:00:50,300 Sheriff. 814 01:00:53,837 --> 01:00:55,339 Oh, fuck. 815 01:01:20,631 --> 01:01:24,701 Fuck you, you little crab. 816 01:01:34,278 --> 01:01:36,014 Sherriff? 817 01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:37,814 Flannigan, is that you? 818 01:01:41,084 --> 01:01:42,519 Oh, no. 819 01:01:46,189 --> 01:01:47,291 What the fuck? 820 01:01:51,863 --> 01:01:53,063 I am sorry, buddy. 821 01:01:59,069 --> 01:02:01,171 I am sorry, Flannigan. 822 01:02:30,068 --> 01:02:31,435 Let's fucking do this. 823 01:02:37,008 --> 01:02:40,210 I am sorry, Miss Menrath, 824 01:02:40,344 --> 01:02:42,346 I, I give this to you 825 01:02:42,479 --> 01:02:45,482 - as the, the present. Do you know? - Thank you. 826 01:02:47,018 --> 01:02:50,754 This for the price of marriage for your daughter. 827 01:02:51,121 --> 01:02:53,156 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - It is done now. 828 01:02:53,290 --> 01:02:54,926 No, she needs more than a wrench. 829 01:03:19,117 --> 01:03:21,652 Shitty balls. 830 01:03:23,453 --> 01:03:24,821 What was that? 831 01:03:26,090 --> 01:03:28,325 Big bad crab monster? 832 01:03:31,461 --> 01:03:34,164 Radu know his purpose. 833 01:03:35,465 --> 01:03:39,336 Radu save females and little robot boy from evil. 834 01:03:39,703 --> 01:03:43,807 Radu, I'll be back. Most likely scenario. 835 01:03:57,155 --> 01:04:00,058 Hey, bottom feeders. 836 01:04:00,190 --> 01:04:02,759 What the fuck? No. 837 01:04:50,007 --> 01:04:51,808 Smarty bitch. 838 01:05:16,433 --> 01:05:17,701 That's everywhere. 839 01:05:21,571 --> 01:05:23,306 Come on. We gotta get outside. 840 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,442 - Where is Phil? - Just go. 841 01:05:25,575 --> 01:05:27,711 Phil, get it now. 842 01:06:03,181 --> 01:06:04,815 What the fuck? 843 01:06:52,029 --> 01:06:53,865 Hey, turd licker. 844 01:06:55,266 --> 01:06:58,468 You just fucked with the wrong handicapable. 845 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,728 Oh! 846 01:07:27,064 --> 01:07:31,002 Oh, no, he beat you like uncle beat the dog. 847 01:07:31,135 --> 01:07:35,172 Kick that crab bitch's ass! 848 01:07:35,306 --> 01:07:38,009 Make him your friend and then back stab him. 849 01:07:38,142 --> 01:07:40,577 Make him your friend and then back stab him. 850 01:07:41,345 --> 01:07:43,446 Back stab that bitch. 851 01:07:46,384 --> 01:07:48,852 - Fucking cool violent. - Come on. 852 01:07:50,654 --> 01:07:52,056 - Philip. - Come on. 853 01:07:53,823 --> 01:07:54,859 Come on. 854 01:07:58,229 --> 01:07:59,931 No, come on. 855 01:08:18,049 --> 01:08:19,582 -Come on, Philip, -It's okay. 856 01:08:19,716 --> 01:08:21,651 - It's going to be a okay. - Mom. 857 01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:38,802 Philip, Philip, set the victory out this shit hole. 858 01:08:40,004 --> 01:08:41,072 All right. 859 01:08:41,571 --> 01:08:43,673 Really? 860 01:08:44,108 --> 01:08:45,176 Fuck. 861 01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:50,381 Okay, All right. 862 01:08:50,513 --> 01:08:52,582 Red to yellow, um... 863 01:08:52,716 --> 01:08:54,051 Which damn wire is it? 864 01:08:54,185 --> 01:08:56,354 I can get this right. I wish Maddy was here. 865 01:08:58,722 --> 01:09:01,092 Okay. You think this is it? 866 01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:04,996 Got it. 867 01:09:23,014 --> 01:09:27,817 - Yes. Yes, this is a good step. - Yeah, that was awesome. 868 01:09:29,586 --> 01:09:31,989 All right. Come on. Come on. 869 01:09:35,393 --> 01:09:38,029 Where did Philip get the sword? 870 01:09:40,131 --> 01:09:42,299 Who doesn't have a ninja sword? 871 01:09:52,776 --> 01:09:54,111 She looks pissed. 872 01:10:05,056 --> 01:10:06,924 Oh, that's not good. 873 01:10:09,726 --> 01:10:12,930 So it's like that, huh? 874 01:10:15,698 --> 01:10:16,800 Okay. 875 01:10:17,535 --> 01:10:18,568 Come on. 876 01:10:27,744 --> 01:10:28,913 Let's play. 877 01:10:38,489 --> 01:10:39,957 Friends. 878 01:10:41,959 --> 01:10:44,028 Fuck. 879 01:10:50,534 --> 01:10:51,902 Fuck. 880 01:10:53,871 --> 01:10:57,341 Philip! Philip! Do like this! 881 01:11:18,996 --> 01:11:21,698 No. No. No, no, no. 882 01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:35,446 - Philip. Mom. - No, no, no. Be careful. 883 01:12:08,045 --> 01:12:10,847 I got some drawn butter in the trunk. 884 01:12:11,781 --> 01:12:13,816 - And now I'm hungry. - Hunter. 885 01:12:14,552 --> 01:12:18,522 Don't mess with my little brother, you ugly fuck! 886 01:12:22,359 --> 01:12:24,761 Holy shit! 887 01:12:40,843 --> 01:12:42,745 Oh! Yes. 888 01:12:46,250 --> 01:12:48,686 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 889 01:12:49,752 --> 01:12:52,656 - Come on! Punch it, Philip! - Pun... punch in the tit. 890 01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:54,892 Punch in the tit, Philip! 891 01:12:55,025 --> 01:12:56,694 - Do it! - Come on, Philip. 892 01:12:58,462 --> 01:13:01,232 You know, I'm getting really tired of this shit. 893 01:13:01,731 --> 01:13:05,669 Today was shaping up to be the best day of my life. 894 01:13:05,970 --> 01:13:08,138 Then your ugly ass showed up. 895 01:13:09,473 --> 01:13:11,408 You're not going to take that away from me? 896 01:13:11,542 --> 01:13:13,077 Not some wheelchair, 897 01:13:13,210 --> 01:13:15,346 not some damn crabs. 898 01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:18,315 And definitely not you, piece of shit. 899 01:13:18,449 --> 01:13:24,021 This is my home and you can just get the fuck out. 900 01:14:37,428 --> 01:14:40,964 Come on. Let's go, let's go. 901 01:15:49,433 --> 01:15:51,001 Holly shit. 902 01:15:51,735 --> 01:15:52,603 You did that. 903 01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,195 All right, Filibuster. 904 01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:20,431 You are up. 905 01:16:38,248 --> 01:16:41,452 Guys, we have arrived. Walk us through this. 906 01:17:08,712 --> 01:17:10,747 Hello, watchers at the Crab Movie. 907 01:17:10,882 --> 01:17:14,451 It is Radu, the handsomeness lead character of the movie film. 908 01:17:14,585 --> 01:17:17,754 Producer man offer Radu 40 American dollar 909 01:17:17,889 --> 01:17:19,289 to make song for the credits. 910 01:17:19,423 --> 01:17:21,225 Let's to be doing it. 911 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:24,027 ♪ When it is to be midnight ♪ 912 01:17:24,161 --> 01:17:27,264 ♪ And a moon bright as lamp ♪ 913 01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:30,434 ♪ You hear scary monster noise ♪ 914 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:33,604 ♪ Like the grandma but more damp ♪ 915 01:17:34,271 --> 01:17:36,975 ♪ It could not be big werewolf ♪ 916 01:17:37,107 --> 01:17:39,978 ♪ It could not be a big cat ♪ 917 01:17:40,544 --> 01:17:42,981 ♪ Big, big claws instead of the paws ♪ 918 01:17:43,113 --> 01:17:48,118 ♪ You better run and never to be looking back ♪ 919 01:17:48,252 --> 01:17:50,120 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 920 01:17:50,254 --> 01:17:51,522 - ♪ Crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 921 01:17:51,655 --> 01:17:54,124 ♪ From deep, deep down below ♪ 922 01:17:54,391 --> 01:17:56,460 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 923 01:17:56,593 --> 01:17:57,896 - ♪ Crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 924 01:17:58,028 --> 01:18:01,064 Are they nice? No. 925 01:18:01,198 --> 01:18:04,134 ♪ Better get big sword and swing it fast ♪ 926 01:18:04,268 --> 01:18:07,337 ♪ Then Philip going to give it the laser blast ♪ 927 01:18:07,471 --> 01:18:08,873 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Is crabs ♪ 928 01:18:09,007 --> 01:18:10,641 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Is crabs ♪ 929 01:18:10,774 --> 01:18:12,309 ♪ Is crabs ♪ 930 01:18:13,744 --> 01:18:16,981 ♪ They look in kind of cute when they're little ♪ 931 01:18:17,114 --> 01:18:20,083 ♪ But they are gonna have a big change ♪ 932 01:18:20,517 --> 01:18:23,253 ♪ If they do the jump on you ♪ 933 01:18:23,387 --> 01:18:26,223 ♪ Your face going to rearrange ♪ 934 01:18:26,690 --> 01:18:29,626 ♪ They grow as big as the grizzly ♪ 935 01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:32,529 ♪ And they look like ocean mold ♪ 936 01:18:33,063 --> 01:18:35,832 ♪ If you don't stop them super quick ♪ 937 01:18:35,967 --> 01:18:40,771 ♪ They're gonna kill you and your dirty shit hole ♪ 938 01:18:40,905 --> 01:18:42,773 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 939 01:18:42,907 --> 01:18:44,374 - ♪ Crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 940 01:18:44,508 --> 01:18:46,878 ♪ From deep, deep down below ♪ 941 01:18:47,411 --> 01:18:48,913 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 942 01:18:49,047 --> 01:18:50,681 - ♪ Crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 943 01:18:50,814 --> 01:18:53,952 Are they nice? Not, not, not really 944 01:18:54,084 --> 01:18:56,921 ♪ Better shoot them right dead in the face ♪ 945 01:18:57,055 --> 01:18:59,958 ♪ Spread the blue blood all over the place ♪ 946 01:19:00,090 --> 01:19:01,692 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Is crabs ♪ 947 01:19:01,825 --> 01:19:03,360 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Is crabs ♪ 948 01:19:03,493 --> 01:19:05,162 ♪ Is crabs ♪ 949 01:19:05,696 --> 01:19:07,197 Guitar solo. 950 01:19:32,122 --> 01:19:33,925 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 951 01:19:34,058 --> 01:19:35,525 - ♪ Crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 952 01:19:35,659 --> 01:19:37,895 ♪ From deep under the sea ♪ 953 01:19:38,228 --> 01:19:40,497 - ♪ You know, is crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 954 01:19:40,631 --> 01:19:42,199 - ♪ Crabs ♪ - ♪ Crabs ♪ 955 01:19:42,332 --> 01:19:43,433 ♪ Growing through the size ♪ 956 01:19:43,567 --> 01:19:45,135 ♪ Of a fuck damn tree ♪ 957 01:19:45,268 --> 01:19:47,939 ♪ Better shoot them right dead in the face ♪ 958 01:19:48,072 --> 01:19:51,308 ♪ Spread the blue blood all over the place ♪ 959 01:19:51,441 --> 01:19:52,843 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Is crabs ♪ 960 01:19:52,977 --> 01:19:54,711 - ♪ Is crabs ♪ - ♪ Is crabs ♪ 961 01:19:54,845 --> 01:19:56,580 ♪ Is crabs ♪ 962 01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:58,883 ♪ Crabs ♪ 963 01:19:59,349 --> 01:20:01,919 Wow, Radu is so talented. 964 01:20:02,053 --> 01:20:04,956 All of the ladies is to be loving him now. 965 01:20:07,524 --> 01:20:09,192 Uh, maybe not.68687

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