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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:07,799 [RHYTHMIC BASS BEAT] 3 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,092 [WATER RUNNING] 4 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,711 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 5 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,315 [CONTINUOUS KNOCKING] 6 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,693 [KNOCKING INTENSIFIES] 7 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,282 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 8 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:40,999 ["GOTTA GET UP" PLAYING] 9 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,128 [INDISTINCT CHATTING] 10 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,296 Yeah. Yeah. 11 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,339 Hey, happy birthday. 12 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:51,760 ♪ Gotta get home ♪ ♪ Before the morning comes ♪ 13 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,595 - [NADIA] Oh, hey. - Hey, baby. 14 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:56,639 ♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪ 15 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,391 Hey, happy birthday. 16 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,351 ♪ Got a big day ♪ ♪ Sorry, can't stay ♪ 17 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,811 [NADIA] Cool jacket. 18 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,230 ♪ Yeah, gotta get home ♪ ♪ Pick up the phone ♪ 19 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,857 - [NADIA] Hi. - Hey. 20 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,358 ♪ I'm gonna be late ♪ 21 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,486 [NADIA] Hi. How are you? 22 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:16,534 ♪ There was a time when we could dance ♪ ♪ Until a quarter to ten... ♪ 23 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,330 Hey, birthday baby! 24 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,917 It's laced with cocaine like the Israelis do it. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Oh. 26 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,420 ♪ Carry on and drink ♪ ♪ And do the rock and roll ♪ 27 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,755 Are you having fun? 28 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,174 Fun is for suckers, Max. 29 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,884 Two minutes ago, I turned 36. 30 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:36,805 Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun. 31 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,723 Don't be morbid. This is your party, 32 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,142 and I'm making you a fucking birthday chicken. 33 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,019 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 34 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,231 Oh, my God, that bathroom, so killer. That door... 35 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,817 - Oh, yeah. - Straight fire. 36 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,860 I'm the artist and you're the factory. 37 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,779 Lizzy, you made that door? 38 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,572 - No, she made it. - She built it. 39 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,826 - Congrats. It's terrifying. - [LIZZY] Thank you. 40 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,828 You having fun, birthday buddy? 41 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,956 Fun straddling. Hey, you're a good person to ask this. 42 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,750 Do, uh... Do ladies have midlife crises? 43 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,418 Why? 'Cause I'm dating a younger woman? 44 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,878 - Younger? - Dating? 45 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,880 Fine, fucking a 22 year old. 46 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,465 Does she know what 9/11 is? 47 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,633 Does anyone? 48 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,469 Aren't you a little young for a mid-life crisis? 49 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,353 [NADIA] I mean, I smoke what? Two packs a day. 50 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,640 I have the internal organs of a man twice my age. 51 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,768 If I make it to my low 70s, I'll be shocked. 52 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,313 My cat's gone. 53 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,357 - Oatmeal, no. - What do you mean, gone? 54 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,486 Well, you know, not gone gone, but he hasn't been back in three days. 55 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,072 Usually if he wanders off, he's back at my place or the deli 56 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,449 within 48 hours max. 57 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,534 Oh, he's dead. 58 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,077 No. No, he's not dead. 59 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,079 It's New York City. You can't let a cat outside. 60 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,331 - You can't. - [NADIA] Fundamentally, he's a deli cat. 61 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,877 He has survived more than the three of us can imagine. 62 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,463 Okay, maybe you should consider making Oatmeal a strictly indoor cat... 63 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,882 to be safe. 64 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,508 Man, okay. You know what? 65 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,260 I don't believe in dictating 66 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,054 the boundaries of a sentient being's existence. 67 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:04,309 For you, it's safety. For me and Oatmeal, it's a prison. 68 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:08,146 However old you feel, Nad, you definitely sound 22. 69 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:11,232 Thank you. It's my bad attitude that keeps me young. 70 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,195 All right. 71 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,696 Let's make some choices. 72 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,867 [MIKE] So when people say working class, 73 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,703 what they really mean is people who can't afford to go to college. 74 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:27,081 So these people, they feel sidelined by the American dream, right? 75 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,459 So they resort to xenophobia and the bigotry, 76 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,711 which the right stokes with pundit bullying, 77 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,838 which is why we're in the situation we're in now. 78 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,762 It's people voting against their own interests. 79 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,383 - They don't know... - You got kids? 80 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,179 - What is that? Your pick-up line? - [SIGHS] Well... 81 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,264 Hasn't failed me yet. 82 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,266 - [NADIA CLEARS THROAT] - Yeah, I've got a son. 83 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,019 - I don't want to see a picture. - It's not a picture, it's a text. 84 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,395 Oh, from your wife? 85 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,522 His mother and I split up last year. 86 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,606 Huh. 87 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,984 I have a cat. 88 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:57,612 Your place is great. 89 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,198 Oh, it's not my place. It's just my party. 90 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,036 You know, this whole building used to be a school for Jews. 91 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:06,954 Right. 92 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,373 [NADIA] Seriously. 93 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:13,002 Yeshiva students used to study the Talmud right where you're standing. 94 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:16,964 What do you do? 95 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,300 I'm a software engineer. 96 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,428 You know, I freelance. 97 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,931 Uh, I used to work for Rock n' Roll games. 98 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,014 [MAN] No shit. 99 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,351 I play Dark Justice all the time. 100 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,896 Battleground Blackout too. What's your handle? 101 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,314 - I don't play. - You don't play. 102 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,398 Uh-uh. 103 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,449 Jesus, you're wet. 104 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,996 I know, right? It's like, don't go chasing waterfalls. 105 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:52,625 Lisa Left Eye Lopes was always my favorite because she burned down... 106 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,918 That guy's house. 107 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,130 [SIREN WAILS IN THE DISTANCE] 108 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:06,973 Hi, do you have a quarter? 109 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,977 - Hi, do you have a quarter? - No. 110 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,561 You all right? 111 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,274 I think I know that guy. 112 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,901 Okay, here you go. Take it easy. 113 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,528 [MAN] Worries me a bit. 114 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,198 Let's get some provisions. 115 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,662 I'm telling you, my sister, you should go for her. 116 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,540 She's fucking hot. She's fucking hot. 117 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,543 - I text her a lot. She doesn't... - This is great. 118 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,795 [LAUGHS] I feel like I'm choking you, but I'm not. 119 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,631 Okay, big boy. All right. 120 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,051 All right. Yes. Yes. 121 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,219 - See... - That's lambskin. 122 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,679 Now, that's a good call, 123 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,098 'cause my little pussy lips are allergic to latex. 124 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,933 Well, good, then. Where's the guy? 125 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,770 - [DOOR CHIMES OPEN] - Wait for me in the back. It's okay. 126 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,899 Hey, Farran, how's it going? 127 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,526 Hey. Ah, it's been better. Came to get smokes? 128 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,738 - You seen Oatmeal? - Uh, not for a while. 129 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,991 Um, I leave the Meow Mix back there, but, uh, nothing. 130 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,746 - What's up with your friend? - He's having a rough night. 131 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,923 [MAN 1] Dude, I'm telling you. She's into you. 132 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,543 [MAN 2] Okay, 'cause I just texted her. 133 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,922 [MAN 1] I talk to my sister all the time, and she thinks you're hot. 134 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:23,341 - [MAN 3] Just text her. - Hey. Hey, legs. 135 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,927 Where's Clockwork Bar? 136 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,346 You want to take a left at Disneyland, dipshit. 137 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,265 Oh, come on. We're new to the neighborhood. Where can we party? 138 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:35,103 - Avenue D and 8th Street. - All right. Thank you. 139 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,229 [NADIA] Yeah. Yeah. 140 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,522 Was that so hard? 141 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,982 Fucking seriously, bro? 142 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,984 - [MAN LAUGHS] Okay. - Jesus. 143 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,319 Nice. 144 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,488 [MAN LAUGHS] 145 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,490 Hey, muchos, bro. 146 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:49,157 [REGISTER DINGS] 147 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,077 [DOOR CHIMES OPEN] 148 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,746 - [MAN 1] I think that guy's fucking her. - [MAN 3] All right. 149 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:54,997 Where did you send them? 150 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,334 A hardware store that closed in 1996. 151 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:07,427 [MIKE] I don't know why anal play is still so taboo for straight males. 152 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,762 It's almost parodic at this point, but... 153 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,056 It's like I tell my students... 154 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,202 Hey, I don't want to hear about 155 00:07:13,203 --> 00:07:15,852 you fucking your students. I don't like that. 156 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,084 This whole thing's for your cat? 157 00:07:17,085 --> 00:07:19,772 A tree at the top, cat's at the bottom. 158 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,858 He's a climber, I guess. 159 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:25,278 That's bold, assuming that my cat is male. 160 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:28,739 I mean, I get it, right? I'm single and I choose to foster a pet, 161 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,951 so it must be a pathetic attempt to fill the hole in my soul 162 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:33,276 that would otherwise be filled by what? 163 00:07:33,277 --> 00:07:36,622 A penis? No, thanks. I'm full up. 164 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,417 So what do you want me to do? Call you a sad cat lady 165 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,169 so you could say you aren't one? 166 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,252 Oh, come on. 167 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:47,842 I mean, being a feline lover is not and has never been sad. 168 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,895 I mean, the one, in practical application, 169 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:54,390 just means the one I'm gonna die with. 170 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,351 You know, to take care of me when I'm infirm and shit. 171 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:01,981 So, my move is gonna be to wait till I'm in like my late 60s 172 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,733 and then seal the deal. 173 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:08,196 That is, of course, assuming I don't die between then and now. 174 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,324 Why didn't you talk like this before we fucked? 175 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,409 I didn't know you liked this type of shit. 176 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,794 I thought you were a real sick fuck, 177 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,163 but I see you're pretty deep, actually. 178 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,458 Why don't you come over here and sit on my face right now? 179 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,667 [NADIA] I would... 180 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,336 - but... - [PHONE CHIMES] 181 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,755 I just called you an Uber. 182 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,925 ♪ The rain came down ♪ 183 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,052 ♪ Down, down, down ♪ 184 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:32,178 [KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING] 185 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,972 ♪ And the rain came down ♪ 186 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,809 ♪ Down, down, down, down, down ♪ 187 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,248 [NADIA] Hey, little one. 188 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,583 Come here. 189 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,337 - [MAN] Fuck! - [WOMAN 1] Oh, my God. 190 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,673 - [WOMAN 2] Holy shit. - [WOMAN 3] Are you okay? 191 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,967 - [CAT MEOWS] - [INDISTINCT CHATTING] 192 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,094 [KNOCK ON DOOR] [KNOCK ON DOOR] 193 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:26,607 [WATER RUNNING] 194 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,149 [RAPID KNOCKING] 195 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,195 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 196 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,322 [RHYTHMIC BASS BEAT] 197 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,658 ["GOTTA GET UP" PLAYING] 198 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,747 [KNOCKING CONTINUES] 199 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,257 ♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪ 200 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:54,719 ♪ Gotta get home ♪ ♪ Before the morning comes ♪ 201 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,846 ♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪ 202 00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,266 ♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪ 203 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:02,393 ♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪ 204 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:05,354 ♪ Sorry, can't stay ♪ ♪ I gotta run, run, yeah ♪ 205 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,898 Sweet birthday baby! Having fun? 206 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,026 ♪ I gotta let it people know I'm gonna be late ♪ 207 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,612 It's laced with cocaine like the Israelis do it. 208 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,280 Max. 209 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,074 You're not having fun? You hate your party? 210 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,618 What was I just doing? 211 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,745 What? What do you mean? You were in the bathroom. 212 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,664 - You mean before that? - Do you ever think it's weird? 213 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,667 You know, just, like, partying in an old Yeshiva school? 214 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:27,918 Why would it be weird? 215 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,965 Because this was once, you know, a... sacred place. 216 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,967 [MAXINE] It's New York. Real estate is sacred. 217 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,135 What's up with you? 218 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,847 Oatmeal... is gone. 219 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,433 Gone? No. He always comes back. 220 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,686 ♪ What if I'm late? Got a big date ♪ 221 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:49,273 ♪ Gotta get home before the sun comes up ♪ 222 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,192 ♪ Up and away, got a big day ♪ 223 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,695 ♪ Sorry, can't stay ♪ ♪ I gotta run, run, yeah ♪ 224 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,739 ♪ Gotta get home, pick up the phone ♪ 225 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,033 ♪ I gotta let the people know I'm gonna be late ♪ 226 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,368 What's up with the baby? 227 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,702 I don't know. 228 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,956 But if nobody eats my chicken, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. 229 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,251 - Max, the bathroom looks straight killer. - Oh, thank you. 230 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,378 Is it vaginal enough? 231 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,047 Okay, let it go. Let... Let that go. 232 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,256 It's a party. 233 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,883 Come on. We're dancing. 234 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,346 [MIKE] It's like John Updike said, 235 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:24,642 "Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant... 236 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,144 of a teacher and a learner." 237 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,231 Since my ex has tenure at... 238 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,524 You got kids? 239 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,902 [MAN] What is that, your pick-up line? 240 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,029 A son. You have a son. 241 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,157 Have we met before? 242 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,784 I think I have amnesia. 243 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,640 [MAN] But you just remembered something. 244 00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:45,830 Amnesia means you forget stuff. 245 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,085 You know, it's a myth that fish have no memory. 246 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,923 Some fish... they can remember months. 247 00:11:56,507 --> 00:12:00,177 And a channel catfish can remember hearing a human announcing food 248 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,972 up to five years after last hearing it. 249 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,353 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 250 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,149 Hey. 251 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,317 - Didn't you used to have more fish? - What? 252 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,695 No. I have two, Ketchup and Mustard. 253 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,364 Are they right-side up? 254 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,450 No, they're alive. 255 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,870 [RUTH COUGHS] The fucking stairs almost killed me. 256 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,707 Nothing in this world is easy... 257 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,709 except pissing in a shower. 258 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,962 - Hi, Ruth. - Happy birthday, muffin. 259 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:39,175 And, no, no, I am not late. No, it's only 11... ish. 260 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,136 I don't know what I'm doing. 261 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,057 I was gonna go home and fuck this guy, 262 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,269 but now I just feel so profoundly empty. 263 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,317 Do you know when menopause starts? 264 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:01,781 Uh, why don't we... sit crooked and talk straight? 265 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,324 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 266 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,660 I don't know. I was having the most intense déjà vu, 267 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:10,247 like I've done this already, you know? This night, this party. 268 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,415 This conversation? 269 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,878 No, this... This feels... new. 270 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,338 I think this is new. 271 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,841 So that makes me think that, uh, you know, maybe I'm okay. 272 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,969 This was always gonna be a tough birthday. 273 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,837 Ruth, you know, you're a great shrink and everything, 274 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:28,891 but you're not my shrink. 275 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,978 And not everything is about Mom. 276 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,065 But I think she would've been proud you made it to 36. 277 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,902 Mmm. I don't know. I mean, she was pretty competitive. 278 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,489 Eh, ipso facto, maybe she would've been pretty excited 279 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,242 that I was actually finally older than she ever was. 280 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,077 There you have it. [LAUGHS] 281 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,455 Okay, I'm gonna make another chicken. 282 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,374 Will you guys eat another chicken? 283 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,417 Top ten idea. Top ten chicken. 284 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,753 Maxine, what is this? 285 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,046 Oh. 286 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,050 I got this at a Circuit City liquidation sale, 287 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,010 but I put my own projections onto it. 288 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,848 It's a little geeky, but... I think you guys are gonna like it. 289 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,931 Yeah? 290 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,183 - [MAN] Yeah. - Fine. Okay. 291 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,727 Let's... Let's get into it. Okay. 292 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,064 This is a safe space. 293 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:23,279 I'm looking for a communal experience and not a solo performance. 294 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,405 Lights, please. 295 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,408 ["MORNING AFTER" PLAYING] 296 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,677 - [HORN HONKS] - [TIRED SKID] 297 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:53,434 ♪ Here it comes, a cure for the night ♪ 298 00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:58,063 ♪ I've been waiting to let you inside ♪ 299 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,357 What the fuck? Oh, hey, Nad. 300 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,984 I think I'm gonna throw up. 301 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,986 - [LIZZY] Are you okay? - [NADIA EXHALES] 302 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,364 Lizzy, does this bathroom seem weird to you? 303 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,409 - You drink too much? - [LAUGHS] Me too. 304 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,994 No. No, no, no, no, no. 305 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,622 - Not more than usual. - You smoke too much? 306 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,598 Uh, I can't remember the last time I ate, 307 00:15:17,599 --> 00:15:19,209 but then other things are so clear. 308 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,503 Like they already happened and I'm doing them again. 309 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,298 I think I'm dead. 310 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,092 We're all dead. 311 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,053 Sees a Fellini film once. 312 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,055 Hey, are you okay? 313 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,891 John, yeah, we're all good. Nad's just a little under the weather. 314 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,685 No, no, no. I'm okay, I'm okay. It's okay. 315 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604 It's okay. I'm okay. 316 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,772 Are you fucking kidding me? 317 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,083 There are people hopping up and down on one leg out here. 318 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,044 Oh, well, she's the birthday girl and he's her ex, 319 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,070 so if I were you, I'd get a backup plan. 320 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,658 You guys aren't out in 20 minutes, I'll tell the line to wait longer. 321 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,117 [NADIA] Okay, thanks, Lucy. 322 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,995 [NADIA EXHALES] 323 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,537 Hi. 324 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,956 Hi. 325 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,294 ♪ All the troubles... ♪ 326 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,464 [NADIA] Honestly, I think I'd feel better if you just told me, 327 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,132 "You sound like a crazy bitch." 328 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,218 No, I just want to understand. So... 329 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,304 you think you were hit by a car while you were chasing your cat, 330 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,908 and now you're reliving your birthday? 331 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,059 No, I don't think. I'm telling you it actually happened. 332 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,895 Okay, well, let's say that you were actually hit by a car. 333 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,440 Again, not hypothetical. Just a fact is what I'm trying to tell you. 334 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,694 So somebody who was actually struck by a vehicle 335 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,060 maybe would have marks or something. 336 00:16:28,061 --> 00:16:29,989 But you, right now, look fantastic. 337 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,407 In fact, you look beautiful. 338 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,927 Thank you, but I feel like we're talking about something else. 339 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,661 I'm grateful that you're complimenting me. 340 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,097 - I'm not... - You're not hearing me. 341 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,707 I'm just saying it didn't seem like it affected you, 342 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,792 whatever this thing that happened... 343 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,671 Oh, I see. So now it's just a metaphor for our relationship. 344 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,840 [SIGHS] My point is, is that you're okay. 345 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,592 Ah, yeah, I did smoke one of Maxine's joints, 346 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,679 and I think that, uh, maybe it's just, yeah... 347 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,473 Me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar. 348 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,727 I just think I'm not good at mixing substances. 349 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,062 Or metaphors. 350 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,146 [LAUGHS] 351 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,401 Did I not say like oil and vinegar? Is that not a fucking simile? 352 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,238 Okay, how are you? 353 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,615 - You really want to know? - I do. 354 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,494 Well, my divorce is straight up harrowing at this point, 355 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,244 and... the last six months of my life 356 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:22,500 have been an onslaught of personal failure 357 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,127 and, uh... other people's misery. 358 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,005 In a fun way? 359 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,089 Sorry. 360 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,342 How is Lucy? 361 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,761 She's gonna be fine. 362 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,261 But... 363 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,807 I miss you very much. 364 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,938 Don't use your kid to try to guilt me to get back together. 365 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,443 Don't use my kid to ease your guilt. 366 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,989 I lost my cat. 367 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,284 What do you mean? What happened to Oatmeal? 368 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,912 Doesn't he go out down to the park and to the deli, 369 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,705 - like stuff like that? - [NADIA EXHALES] 370 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,415 It's been... 371 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,375 three days. 372 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,629 You want to go find him? 373 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,173 - Really? - Yeah. 374 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,884 Remember littering? 375 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,094 Remember Dinkins? 376 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,177 [NADIA] Eh. 377 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,224 I think I know this guy. 378 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,392 Hey! 379 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,521 Do I know you? 380 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,147 What? 381 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,274 Do we know each other? 382 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,692 Fuck off! 383 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,403 Sounds like you guys have a lot in common. 384 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,364 - [CAT MEOWS] - Oatmeal. 385 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,826 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 386 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:39,909 [JOHN] Hey! 387 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,547 What are you doing? Did you not see that car? 388 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,124 That was Oatmeal. Let's go. 389 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,379 No, we're not going anywhere, okay? 390 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,047 I'm taking you home. You need sleep. 391 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,807 You're not gonna help me look for Oatmeal? 392 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,606 I thought Oatmeal was a line you were using 393 00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:52,732 to get me to go home with you. 394 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,091 Oh, you think I need a line. 395 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,634 This is you we're talking about. 396 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,190 I wouldn't have known it was your birthday party 397 00:18:57,191 --> 00:18:58,791 if Maxine hadn't texted me. 398 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,807 Do you know who gets mad about not being invited to birthday parties? 399 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,309 Little girls. Grow up. 400 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:05,894 Jesus. 401 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:10,977 - [HONKING] - Uh-oh, cars. Fucking Christ. 402 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,193 ["OLD FASHIONED GAL" PLAYING] 403 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:20,450 ♪ If you're going home one evening ♪ 404 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,494 ♪ And you run into ♪ 405 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,108 Oatmeal. Fuck. 406 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,627 ♪ Someone with whom you ♪ 407 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:34,214 ♪ Used to rendezvous ♪ 408 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:44,766 ♪ If the moonlight and the memories... ♪ 409 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,976 Oatmeal. 410 00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,144 [OATMEAL MEOWS] 411 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,437 ♪ Carry you away ♪ 412 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,520 Oatmeal. 413 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,525 Come here, my little fucking baby. 414 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,319 My little maniac. 415 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,279 Who's a little lost boy? 416 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,282 Yeah, you're the fucking one. 417 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,367 You're the one, baby. 418 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,535 I love you. 419 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,123 [OATMEAL PURRS] 420 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,176 Did we do it? 421 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,259 [OATMEAL MEOWS] 422 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,889 Yeah, we fucking did it. 423 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,974 [OATMEAL CONTINUES PURRING] 424 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,606 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 425 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:41,989 Oatmeal? 426 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,951 The fuck? 427 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,370 [EXHALES] Fuck, fuck, fuck! 428 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,204 [SCREAMS] 429 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,507 [WATER RUNNING] 430 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,301 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 431 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,053 Oatmeal. 432 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,429 - [KNOCKING ON DOOR] - Fuck. 433 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,682 ["GOTTA GET UP" PLAYING] 434 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,017 ♪ Gotta get up ♪ 435 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,061 Fuck. Excuse me. 436 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,438 ♪ Before the morning comes ♪ 437 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,399 Sweet birthday baby, having fun? 438 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,193 The universe is trying to fuck with me, 439 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,362 and I refuse to engage. 440 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,699 Do you hear me? I won't do it! 441 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,577 And I don't give a fuck if you disappear my cat. 442 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,789 Nadia, you're acting a little... 443 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,165 What is in this? 444 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,293 It's laced with cocaine, just like the Israelis. 445 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,379 No, man, no. I've tried cocaine many times, 446 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,840 and nothing has ever fucked me up like this did. 447 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,718 - Yeah, you haven't even smoked it yet. - All right, Maxine. 448 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,638 If there is a chance, I mean any chance, 449 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,891 that there is something in here other than cocaine, 450 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561 I really need you to just tell me. 451 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,731 Come on, Nads. Stop acting like such a victim. You're a cockroach. 452 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,525 I am not a cockroach. 453 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:01,028 Why would you call me a cockroach? 454 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,911 What does that even fucking mean, a cockroach? 455 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,032 You can eat anything, take anything, do anything. 456 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,535 It's impossible to destroy you. You'll never die. 457 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,704 [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 458 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,459 I am dying constantly! Ouch! 459 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:17,752 [SIGHS] 460 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,216 Nads, if you're gonna act like this, 461 00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:23,091 then maybe you should just leave, okay? 462 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,845 ♪ Down by the sea, she knew a sailor... ♪ 463 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,680 Don't bail on my party for you! 464 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,518 Look, I'm at a work thing, so just call me when you get back into town. 465 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,397 I miss you, too. Okay, bye. 466 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,962 - [NADIA] Ow! - [MIKE] Oh, whoa, whoa! 467 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,276 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 468 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,528 You almost took us both down. 469 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,032 - Thanks. - Be careful. 470 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,160 Fuck you. 471 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,626 [SIGHS] Fuck. 472 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:06,927 Be careful. 473 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,720 ["SHALLOW TEARS" PLAYING] 474 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,269 ♪ Like a storm ♪ 475 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,775 ♪ Lightning striking black and white ♪ 476 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,653 ♪ You were born ♪ 477 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:30,075 ♪ Out of this darkness and light ♪ 478 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,994 ♪ To this world ♪ 479 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:38,041 ♪ With a thorn stuck in your side ♪ 480 00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,836 ♪ I'm a girl ♪ 481 00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,338 ♪ You're a boy ♪ 482 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,383 ♪ We're left outside ♪ 483 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,095 ♪ And will ♪ 484 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,432 ♪ Will you meet ♪ 485 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:58,603 ♪ Me by the river's edge ♪ 486 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,356 ♪ As I lay ♪ 487 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:07,654 ♪ Low down my head? ♪ 488 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:09,573 ♪ Until they ♪ 489 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:15,370 ♪ Hold to thy breast ♪ 490 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,414 ♪ Just to be ♪ 491 00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:22,415 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 36679

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