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♪ And, oh, you're gonna love me ♪
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♪ You're gonna wanna hug me ♪
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♪ And squeeze me ♪
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ZOEY: So, dropping the design class
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I was taking with Luca
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seemed to lift the pressure
off of me, my relationship,
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and honestly life in general.
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I may not have found my genius yet,
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but Luca and I finally found our stride.
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♪ Ooh, baby ♪
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♪ Hey, baby ♪
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♪ For the love that I give to you ♪
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- Hi!
- LUCA: What's up, baby?
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I have a surprise for you.
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I have a surprise for you, too.
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Aww! Okay.
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Then let's do it together. Same time.
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- One... two... three.
- We're counting?
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- I got you a ring holder...
- Michelle Obama is coming...
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- ... for when you sleep over!
- ... to our design class.
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What'd you just say
about Michelle Obama?
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- You got me a ring holder?
- Yeah. Um...
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What is this? Velvet? Look
at the craftsmanship.
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- This is crazy.
- Luca...
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what did you just say
about Michelle Obama?
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You know, Michelle supports
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independent designers, like Jason Wu,
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and she was gonna stop by the lab
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to see if any of our projects
really caught her eye.
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Michelle?
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- A-Am I saying it wrong?
- [SIGHING] Okay.
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So, she's visiting the
class I just dropped?
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Yeah. Kinda hyped.
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But I would love to have
you come by the lab
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and help me get my designs together.
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This is... crazy.
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I know. It's fire.
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Yeah, fire.
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Like super, flamethrower.
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Like, opportunity of a lifetime for you.
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It's official. I've just ruined my life.
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♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Did you just finish my banana bread?
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- No.
- Oh.
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- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Maybe.
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We might have more coming.
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So it might not be done entirely.
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- That was so good.
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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_
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- _
- Mmm.
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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
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- Okay, guys.
- Mm?
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You will never guess what happened.
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- You're pregnant.
- You're pregnant.
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- Jinx!
- Jinx!
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No! Just that I have
totally ruined my life.
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Yeah, babies tend to do that.
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Aww, you guys are gonna have
the most self-absorbed baby
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with the most luxurious head of hair.
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Guys, I am not pregnant.
But you are trying?
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No. Are you guys high?
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- Maybe.
- Maybe.
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- Jinx again!
- Jinx again!
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I'm being serious.
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I literally made the
biggest mistake of my life
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by dropping that design lab.
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Like, at first I thought I was
gonna be okay with my decision,
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but now I'm totally
regretting everything.
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But didn't you drop the lab
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because you didn't want
to design anymore?
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Yeah, but that was before
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Michelle Obama was coming to the class.
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Oh, my God. My forever-FLOTUS
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- is coming here?
- Yes.
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She's coming to anoint the
next hottest designer.
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And you know all she has to do
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is, like, give them one IG shout out
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and they become an instant success.
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Wait, so you're just regretting
dropping your design class
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because there's a chance for notoriety?
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No, it's that I'll be
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helping my boyfriend on his rise to fame
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instead of attaining said
notoriety for myself.
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Got to be honest, this sounds
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a little like your ego talking.
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- Mm.
- How?
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All I want to do is meet Michelle Obama,
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or, you know what, more importantly
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have her meet me so she knows that I am
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the best thing that has
ever happened in her life.
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How is that ego?
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Personally, I think you need
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to rip a page out of Michelle's book
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- and go support your man.
- Mm.
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This is an incredible
opportunity for Luca.
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Help him shine.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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♪
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My friends are as right
as they are high.
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Which means they're very right.
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I have to step out of
my ego, go help my boo,
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and, you know, roll
confidently with my decision.
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You have to let me back
into the design lab!
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Now, you know I would
do anything for you.
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You've done nothing for me.
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Well, all that's gonna change.
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But not today.
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The add/drop period is over.
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This is a very serious university.
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Hey, my man, you, uh...
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you brought the Tend Skin, right?
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- Yep.
- Okay, cool.
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Your boy gets bumpy sometimes.
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Gross.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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All right, look, if I knew that
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the former First Lady was coming,
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I would have never dropped the class.
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And if I'd have known the future
Mrs. Obama-Telphy was coming,
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I would've got lined up sooner.
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[CHUCKLES]
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She will be my wife.
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Hey, my man, you think you can
give me a line in the back?
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Yeah.
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Oh! Oh! Or... Or... Or...
a Chicago Bulls logo.
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My girl... she's from Chicago...
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- so I know she's gonna appreciate that.
- [CLIPPERS BUZZING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Now, she's still kickin'
it with dude, right?
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President Obama?
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AARON: [LAUGHS]
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- Sorry, guys.
- She looks thirsty as hell.
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Ugh.
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I'd trample any of you
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- to get her a glass of water.
- Oh, yeah.
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What's the point of us waking
up at 4:00 a.m. to train
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if all the school needs to sell tickets
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- is a THOT in a jersey?
- AARON: Wait a second.
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How do you know Chastity Decas
doesn't wake up at 4:00 a.m.?
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[SCOFFS] Please, if she
was a serious athlete,
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she'd be worried about her jump shot
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- and not her damn double D's.
- Mm-hmm.
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Female athletes already
have to fight so hard
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to be taken seriously
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and now you got a skank
licking a basketball.
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Wait. So, you have zero issues
with Vaseline-faced Cash,
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but have a problem with this beautiful,
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Black, bottle-shaped queen?
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It just sounds like a
double standard to me.
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You mad.
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Like, shouldn't you support her ability
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to be able to play ball
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and use her sexuality
in an empowered way?
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You know what? Matter of
fact, instead of clowning,
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you guys should come with
us to the game later.
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Y'all are going to a
women's basketball game?
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No, no, no. We're going to
Chastity Decas' basketball game.
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- That's...
- All of that.
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I mean, don't you guys want to support
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your fellow female Black athlete?
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- Oh, you play dirty, bitch.
- Fine.
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I mean, I'm sure we can
sit through a few hours
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of some boring-ass lay-ups
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and poorly executed pick and rolls.
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[CHUCKLES]
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What, only guys are
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allowed to make fun of
women's basketball?
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Well, at least it's not
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- one of your track meets.
- Yeah. [LAUGHS]
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- Up top!
- [SCOFFS]
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No?
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- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Pfft, you mad!
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- [ERYN ALLEN KANE'S "PIANO SONG" PLAYS]
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♪
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- _
- Mm.
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♪ Sometimes clinging to a cloud ♪
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It felt bittersweet to be
back in the Cal U design lab.
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I hadn't been back since
I dropped the class,
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and I forgot how magical it was.
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♪ But we try and we try ♪
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♪ And we try ♪
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Look at my old workspace.
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[SIGHS]
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Sitting there... all
abandoned and dusty.
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You know what? No. No. No.
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I am not doing that,
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because I have come to
terms with my decision,
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and I'm here to support my man.
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♪
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Just look at him.
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He's so in his element.
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How could I not want to support that?
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Hey, babe!
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Got your favorite... dirty chai latte.
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Did you forget the rules?
There's no liquids in here.
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Uh, yeah. No, sorry. I... guess I did.
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No need to apologize.
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It was a sweet idea. Thank you.
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I haven't even been here for one minute,
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and he's already throwing
my ideas in the trash.
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Dope.
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While suppressing my envy
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of Luca's chance to
have his designs seen
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by America's Queen, Michelle Obama,
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I was trying my very best to let
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the supportive-girlfriend
side of me shine...
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But Luca's attitude was
making it very, very hard.
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Can you go right to left, please?
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I'm sorry, what?
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The way you're steaming... I
need you to go right to left.
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Like Arabic?
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♪
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Can't take it personal.
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He is under a lot of pressure and,
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in his defense, the Arabs
did invent steaming.
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♪
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They're beautiful.
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It almost reminds me
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of Alexander McQueen's 1997 collection.
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Was it Plato is Atlantis?
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Are you calling me derivative?
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Uh... no. Of course not.
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But everybody's inspired by somebody.
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I mean, wasn't it Picasso who said,
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"good artists copy,
great artists steal"?
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Okay. So, now I'm a thief?
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That's not what I said.
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Zoey, please...
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help me...
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help you... help me.
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♪
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It's all good.
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It is all good,
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'cause when he goes low, I'll go high.
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There's actually a good
number of people here.
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Way more than our track meets.
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I get a bigger line of
people outside my door
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- on Shroom Sunday.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- [WHISTLE BLOWS]
- ♪ Bad... ♪
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- ♪ Bad, bad... ♪
- AARON: See? Look.
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Just another player doing her thing.
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- Gotta go slo-mo mode for this.
- ♪ Bad, bad... ♪
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♪ Bad... with some bad... ♪
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♪ Know you wanna... honey,
just don't... around ♪
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Mm! Look at that. The
woman has got skill.
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You got to admit, she has skill.
260
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One jumper with no one guarding her
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means nothing.
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♪ Roll up with some dimes ♪
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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♪ We love gettin' dirty, take
your man and make a mess ♪
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- [MEN CHEERING]
- Oh! That... That is something.
266
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This is some bullshit.
267
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These thirst buckets are going crazy,
268
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and the game hasn't even started yet.
269
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Yes, yes, but we...
270
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We have already won.
271
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How do I do the slo-mo?
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♪ Bad... with some bad... ♪
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♪
274
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It's coming, but something's
not quite right yet.
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♪
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I feel like a dog that won't
stop chewing its own butt.
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Hey, uh, babe, sorry,
but don't you think
278
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this collar/dress combo may
be a little avant-garde
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for Ms. Michelle Obama?
280
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- Meaning?
- Meaning...
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Okay, you have to remember
that this is a woman
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who wore J. Crew to an inauguration.
283
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So you may want to adapt a little
284
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to fit the taste of your audience?
285
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Make it more straightforward?
More simple?
286
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Hmm.
287
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Right.
288
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You want me to mass-produce
289
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some Mercantile cap-sleeve Midi dress
290
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in a goofy-ass dragonfly print
291
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and sell it for $74.99 to sorority girls
292
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who can't afford Michael Kors?
293
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Well, you know that's not what I meant.
294
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I'm not here to pander to the mainstream
295
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or give off a two-bit
department store vibe.
296
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- I want to be original.
- I just think it's important
297
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to give people what they want.
298
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I'm not here to give
people what they want.
299
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I'm here to give people what they need,
300
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and I'm not gonna be thinking small.
301
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Wow.
302
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,140
Just as soon as I thought
Luca and I hit our stride,
303
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he shows me a side of him
I've never seen before,
304
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and this side sucks.
305
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I get you're trying to help...
306
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but I think I need some alone time.
307
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Mm, happily.
308
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How do I...
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♪
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♪
311
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It just feels so much
better to go low sometimes.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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- [BUZZER SOUNDS]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
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ANNOUNCER: Chastity!
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Good "D."
316
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Do you see what I mean?
This isn't about talent.
317
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The girl with the
ittie-bitties got 27 points,
318
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and the girl with the tig ol'
bitties got four points,
319
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but she's the one with the banner.
320
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Damn. This girl's making bank.
321
00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,680
I mean, she's got sponsors
for Flat Tummy Tea,
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Fashion Nova, and what?!
And The Container Store?
323
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[CLICKS TONGUE] This is
easily a 10K-a-month feed.
324
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Ugh. We get it.
325
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You a ho at the beach,
the gym, and Petco.
326
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Why is she even playing basketball
327
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when she's making this type of bank?
328
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,659
Social media is a living organism.
329
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,380
You know, one thing
feeds off the others.
330
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Basketball is part of Chastity's image,
331
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,140
and these days, my friends,
everything is about brand.
332
00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:15,250
And your guys' Insta feed
is literally pictures
333
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,570
of you and your dad eating donuts.
334
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,440
So what? I'm supposed
to be like Chastity
335
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and straddle a hurdle?
336
00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,160
Yeah, there is no way I'm going to Petco
337
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just to press my ass
cheeks on some fish tanks.
338
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,380
Oh, real life, though, that'll
get you a lot of likes.
339
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,950
- Give me my phone!
- What the idiot is trying to say here is,
340
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,560
a little more sexy gets
you a few more followers,
341
00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:31,860
which brings a few more spectators,
342
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,959
which then gets you the
banner above the library,
343
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then brings endorsements
from... you guessed it...
344
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wait for it... The Container Store.
345
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You know what I mean?
346
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So...
347
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[LAUGHING] I was aiming for my mouth.
348
00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,280
My mouth.
349
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,700
- Well...
- [LAUGHS]
350
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Oh, my God!
351
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:53,580
What are you doing here?
352
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,059
I live here, and also,
353
00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:58,799
how can you two possibly
still be this high?
354
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,120
I thought you were supposed
to be helping Luca.
355
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,840
Or was that yesterday?
356
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,840
I left because, apparently,
357
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,519
not only am I not good at design,
358
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,020
well, I'm also not good at
being a supportive girlfriend.
359
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:10,139
I mean, at this point, I'm wondering,
360
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:12,260
"What the hell am I good at?"
361
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,600
Well, you're getting pretty
good at quitting stuff.
362
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,820
Yeah, you should play to your strengths.
363
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,419
I'm being serious.
364
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,620
He found fault in everything I did.
365
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,579
I chewed my gum too loud,
366
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,140
my head wasn't tall enough,
367
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:28,060
and I didn't steam in the
direction of the Qur'an.
368
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,100
But Lil Luca's under a lot of pressure
369
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,000
- right now, Zo.
- And he is the moody, genius artist
370
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,260
you signed up for.
371
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,940
Well, I'm going to
give that moody genius
372
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,660
as much space as he needs
373
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until after Michelle Obama
sees his old, wack ass
374
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,520
Elizabethan pet cone dress,
375
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,840
which would be more appropriate
for "Bo," their dog,
376
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,440
not the greatest first
lady this... this country
377
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,360
and world has ever known!
378
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,250
Here. Come here.
379
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,750
[WHIMPERS]
380
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,600
We'll be your supportive girlfriends.
381
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,090
Yeah, let's do it.
382
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,080
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
383
00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,759
♪
384
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,199
_
385
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,080
What are you gonna do?
386
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,540
I guess I'll go see if my cone fits.
387
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,460
Hey...
388
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,190
♪
389
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,940
Oh, my God.
390
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,840
What happened?!
391
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,600
[SIGHS] I quit.
392
00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,740
Luca, you cannot quit.
393
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,800
I mean, come on. That's... my thing.
394
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,120
Fine.
395
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,319
You can sit here and pout all you want,
396
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,920
but this is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity,
397
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,739
and there's only one
genius in this class,
398
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:38,040
and it's you.
399
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,420
[SIGHS]
400
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:41,040
I hate that word.
401
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,560
"Genius"? But... [CHUCKLES] you are.
402
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,659
Just stop saying that.
403
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,620
It's the label that's got me messed up.
404
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,090
Okay, well, whether people
call you that or not,
405
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,600
it's true.
406
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,200
And, I mean, dude,
407
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,360
I get that you're overwhelmed right now,
408
00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:01,280
but watching you work... it's inspiring.
409
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,600
Your passion,
410
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,660
your love of design... all of it.
411
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,880
I mean...
412
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,030
I wish I had something
that flows out of me
413
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,180
as naturally as that does for you.
414
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,180
I appreciate that.
415
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,280
I mean, it's not flowing right now.
416
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,700
Well, that's because
you're in your head,
417
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,300
which is what happens
to all great artists.
418
00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:25,440
[DEEP VOICE] You... You gotta gift, you.
419
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,560
- Yes, you do.
- What are you doing?
420
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,520
[NORMAL VOICE] My best De Niro.
421
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,900
[CHUCKLES]
422
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,460
You're mad goofy.
423
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:36,199
Okay, well, seriously, the
one thing I actually do know
424
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,770
are my designers,
425
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,500
and you're a great one.
426
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,800
So, how about we get this done?
427
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,480
Let's get it.
428
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:50,920
♪
429
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:57,400
♪
430
00:15:57,460 --> 00:16:04,080
♪
431
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,600
[SIGHS]
432
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,680
Something's still missing.
433
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,320
Maybe just sleep on it.
434
00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,000
Thanks for your help tonight.
435
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:16,960
Yeah. Of course.
436
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:23,280
♪
437
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,570
You coming?
438
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,200
Uh, yeah, in a sec.
439
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:32,760
♪
440
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,540
Girl, you are obsessed.
441
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,960
Chastity has over 200,000 followers.
442
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,660
So do all those other Insta hoes.
443
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:41,360
All I see now is opportunity.
444
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,379
I mean, come on. We're
just as cute as her.
445
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,879
Plus, there's two of us. It's just math.
446
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,400
I want to be recognized
for my athletic ability.
447
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,180
Not... my perfect... body!
448
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,430
Well, we're not getting
recognized for either right now,
449
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,019
so we might as well switch up our image.
450
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,029
Not doing it.
451
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,600
There's literally nothing you could say
452
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,860
that'll make me change my mind, so...
453
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,740
YG follows her.
454
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,659
You play dirty, bitch.
455
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,680
[CHUCKLES]
456
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,320
♪
457
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,660
Uh... w-what are you doing?
458
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,800
Hi.
459
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:12,980
Good morning.
460
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,160
So, um, I had a little
inspiration last night.
461
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,940
If you hate it, all easily removable.
462
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,620
The... The... The... The jacket,
the tulle, all of it...
463
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,780
can take it right off.
464
00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:26,800
But I just thought it was
cool, so I, um... yeah.
465
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,019
- This is you?
- Yes, and I...
466
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,470
I shouldn't have styled it without you,
467
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,180
so I'm sorry about that.
468
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,660
No. It's...
469
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,260
[CHUCKLES]
470
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,439
It's perfect.
471
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,480
Oh, my God! Thank you!
472
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,760
While Michelle Obama was
checking out students' design,
473
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,080
those of us on the outside
474
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,579
were trying to catch a glimpse of her.
475
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:49,560
[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING,
INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
476
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,780
Mrs. Obama!
477
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,640
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
478
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,640
[SIGHS, STAMPS FOOT]
479
00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,780
♪
480
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,540
I was really happy for Luca. I was.
481
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,279
I was sure he'd shine in there,
482
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,260
and I couldn't have been prouder.
483
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:10,640
But also, if I was being
completely honest with myself,
484
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,800
I couldn't help but feel
like I'd missed out.
485
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,840
- [SIGHS]
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
486
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,200
- _
- ♪
487
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,060
Showtime.
488
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,360
♪
489
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,400
Here we go.
490
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,260
Hey.
491
00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:32,560
[CHUCKLES]
492
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,420
So?
493
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:36,620
[INHALES DEEPLY]
494
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,250
She loved it.
495
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,099
Oh, my... I knew she would.
496
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,620
I knew she would!
497
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:43,840
I am so happy for you.
498
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,500
[SIGHING] You deserve it.
499
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,920
All right, what?
500
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,930
Okay. What's that?
501
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,940
- I got a surprise for you.
- Yeah?
502
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,640
Oh, how sweet. My left shoe.
503
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,160
Needed that... I was
gonna wear it tomorrow.
504
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,160
Turn it over.
505
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:06,600
"Zoey, fantastic work!
Best, Michelle... "
506
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,860
Michelle?
507
00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:13,410
[QUIETLY] What?
508
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:16,020
Yeah, she loved the
dress, which was fire,
509
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,000
but she immediately pointed out
the styling, which was you.
510
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,820
Luca, thank you.
511
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,270
I know you really wanted to meet her,
512
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,080
so I hope this is...
513
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,240
a decent consolation until you do.
514
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,010
I genuinely don't know what to say.
515
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,670
How about you say you're a genius,
516
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,800
'cause your styling was...
and 'cause you are.
517
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,799
I thought you hated that word.
518
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,930
When it fits, it fits, you know?
519
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:41,180
Oh, my God. Thank you.
520
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,520
These are for you.
521
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:50,040
Obviously, roses were, of
course, too predictable,
522
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,950
so I opted for red tulips...
523
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,419
with a black, heart-shaped stigma
524
00:19:56,420 --> 00:20:00,500
in the center to symbolize my heart...
525
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,920
darkened by passion.
526
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:08,720
Passion for you, Ms. Michelle Obama...
527
00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:10,210
Telphy.
528
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:12,780
And only you.
529
00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,020
Now, I hear that
530
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:18,100
you're already in some
kind of "relationship,"
531
00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,460
but when I heard that you were coming
532
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,970
to our school,
533
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,080
my school,
534
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:30,150
I was smart enough to... intuit
what your arrival meant.
535
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,280
A new day...
536
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,610
a new dawn...
537
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,060
for us.
538
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:39,860
How was that?
539
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,479
Are you serious?
540
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,620
She left yesterday, man.
541
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:43,980
What do you mean, "she left yesterday"?
542
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,020
Thankfully, because... if
she heard that, oof...
543
00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,480
What are you doing with these?
544
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,200
Sh-She went back with dude?
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