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A fossil is formed
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when an organism,
preserved in sediment,
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undergoes physical compression
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over millions of years.[thunder crashes]
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Less than one
ten-thousandth percent
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of living organisms
will become fossils.
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Isn't it amazing
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that something so fragile
can defy those odds,
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only to have this
happen to it...
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I don't think
you did that right.
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All right, everyone,
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we'll pick it up here tomorrow.
I-If we're lucky,
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we may find a fossil as old
as lunch lady Phyllis.
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You people don't know
what's funny.
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Cooper!
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Will you put these away for me?
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Sure.
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You better watch yourself.
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I will,
I-I really will.
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'Cause you know what's
gonna happen if you don't.
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Who was that?
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No one.
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Why did he push you?
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None of your business.
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But that was
a clear violation
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of the student
code of conduct.
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We need to tell on him.
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We're not telling on anyone,
stay out of it.
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But the student code
of conduct...
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Drop it.
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So I did drop it...
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...for six whole minutes.
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Excuse me, sir.
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When you're done urinating,
I'd like to ask you
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some questions about
social dynamics, intimidation,
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threats, et cetera.
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Finish up, no hurry.
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Nobody else
is stronger than I am
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Yesterday I moved a mountain
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I bet I could be your hero
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I am a mighty little man
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I am a mighty little man.
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What is your problem?
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Oh, I don't have
a problem.
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You should probably
wash your hands.
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I just witnessed
an altercation
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between you and Georgie Cooper.
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Altercation?
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A confrontation,
a tussle. Anyway,
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I'd just like to gather
more information
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for sociological purposes.
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Oh, I heard about you,
you're that smart kid.
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I'd like to be humble in this
moment, but yes, that's me.
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Sheldon Cooper, at your service.
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So Georgie's your brother?Correct.
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And you're trying
to protect him?
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Incorrect. I'm just curious
what he did to incur your wrath.
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Also, kudos on the hand washing.
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Your brother's a punk.
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I'm not familiar
with that terminology.
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He tried to hit on
my girlfriend.
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Interesting. So he openly
pursued your mate,
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and to re-assert dominance,
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you threatened him
with physical violence.
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Hell yeah, I did.
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I understand that.
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I often intimidate people
with my intelligence.
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Well, one of us scared him.
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All right.
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Next. Missy Cooper.
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Just a heads-up,
this is my good side.
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Okay...
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Do your parents know
you're wearing that makeup?
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Oh, yeah, my mom knows.
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You sure? Because typically
it's not allowed.
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If you don't believe me,
you can ask her.
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Okay, we're gonna
give her a call.
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Really?
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Good news, I just spoke
to Tommy Clarkson.
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What? Are you crazy?
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Nope, Mom had me tested.
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And Tommy's actually nicer
than you think.
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I told you to stay out of it.
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True, but what you
didn't tell me
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was that you were overly chummy
with his girlfriend,
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which is why he wants
to kick your bottom.
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I'm about to kick your bottom.
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I don't think so.
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H-Hey, Tommy.
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How you doing?
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You got a problem with him,
you got a problem with me.
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And just to make
his logic clear,
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you do have a problem with me.
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Don't listen to my brother,
I don't have
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a problem with anybody.
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You need to apologize.
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I-I'm very sorry.
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To him.
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I'm very sorry, Sheldon.
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Later, kid.
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See? He's nice.
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What were you even thinking?
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I was thinking
I look hot.
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You know you're not allowed
to wear makeup.
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That's why I didn't tell you.
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And who gave it to you?
Heather B.? Heather M.?
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Meemaw.
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So your grandmother was okay
with you looking like this
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in your school pictures?
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If you don't believe me,
ask her.
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Oh, I'm going to.
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Really?
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These are the plaintiffs,
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Valerie and Anthony Sines.
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Valerie claims she was
sitting on the front steps
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of her condo
with her cat Scampi,
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and that's when his dog went
after Scampi, injuring her.
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What are you watching?
Go away.
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Are you angry with me?
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I don't want to see
your face right now.
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Very well, but I'd like
to watch Professor Proton.
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Did you hear me? Go away.
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Well, did you hear me?
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I'd like to watch
Professor Proton.
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Too bad.
Interesting.
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I wonder how my new friend
Tommy Clarkson
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would feel about this.
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Well, he's not here, is he?
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No, he's not.
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I guess I'll just
have to call him.
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You're kidding.
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...the case of
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a taste of Scampi
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after these messages.
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Are you going to put on
Professor Proton?
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No.
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Hmm.
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Okay, okay.
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Thank you.
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I didn't hear
a "you're welcome."
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Shut up!
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We'll work on that.
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It's time for science!
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Hello.
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Well, don't you
look like Madonna?
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Thank you.
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I was actually trying
to look like you.
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Thank you.
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Why would you give her makeup
without talking to me first?
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I didn't give her any makeup.
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Well, then, one of you is lying.
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She is.
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Time to come clean little lady.
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I ain't taking the hit
on this one.
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I took the makeup
from Meemaw's bag.
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Oh, Missy, you are
in a world of trouble.
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Calm down,
it's not that big a deal.
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It is so a big deal!
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She stole from you,
and then she lied about it.
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I know, but come on,
she's only ten.
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She's gonna do way stupider
stuff when she's older.
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Guaranteed.
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I don't care.
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She is my daughter
and you will be punished.
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Sorry, kid.
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I wish I was your daughter.
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Is that so?
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Well, guess what?
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You're sleeping here tonight
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because I don't feel like
being around either one of you.
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Great!
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Yeah, great.
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Georgie, be a lamb
and get me a Yoo-hoo.
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Get your own.
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Are you sure
you want to speak to me
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in that tone of voice?
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Sheldon, I'm getting
real tired of this.
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That's too bad.
I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
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Still waiting on that Yoo-hoo.
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You think you're so tough now,
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I swear, one day I'm... Hey.
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What's going on?
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Sheldon's being a jerk.
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That true?
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All I did was ask for a Yoo-hoo.
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He's leaving out
the part where he...
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Forget it.
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Great. Done.
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Georgie,
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at the risk
of repeating myself...
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And one from the back,
so it's cold.
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So when, exactly,
did you swipe my makeup?
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While you were
at bowling league.
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You don't have a key
to this house.
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How'd you get in?
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Can't tell you that.
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I might need to do it again.
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Unbelievable.
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And for future reference,
go lighter on the blush,
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or you'll end up looking
like Raggedy Ann.
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She got Raggedy Andy
looking like that.
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He's her brother.
Oh.
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I've been playing
with those dolls all wrong.
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All right, that'll do it.
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How old was Mom when
you let her wear makeup?
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I don't know, I didn't really
have rules like that.
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See? How come you're so cool
and she's such a dud?
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Well, I wouldn't call her a dud.
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What would you call her?
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Point is, she wasn't
always like that.
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What was she like?
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When she was a teenager,
she was just wild.
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Really? Oh, yeah.
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She used to wait
until I went to sleep
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and then she would sneak out
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and get into trouble
with her friends.
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My mom?
Your mom.
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And then she would
climb up the tree
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on the side of the house
and sneak back in.
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Amazing.
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Is that how you're getting in?
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I will never tell you that.
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Everything okay?
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I'm getting tired of being
the bad guy around here.
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You're not the bad guy.
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Kids need boundaries.
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That is easy
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for you to say.
I am the only one doing it,
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and then everyone
resents me for it.
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Hey, you're not the only one.
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Just today, Georgie and Sheldon
were fighting,
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and I totally took care of it.
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Really? What was going on?
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They... you know, boy stuff.
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I...
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Don't worry. I got your back.
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Thank you. That means a lot.
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Teamwork, babe.
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Look, right...
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here.
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That's my mom?
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Yep, the little queen
of darkness.
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Is she smoking
a cigarette?
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Yep. Probably stole it from me.
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When did she stop being cool?
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Well, first of all,
smoking is not cool.
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You do it.Yeah, well, next time
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I'm hocking up some black goo
out of my lung,
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I'll call you over
and you can see how cool it is.
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Awesome.It is not awesome.
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And as far as your mom,
I think things started
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to turn around for her
when she gave birth to you.
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You mean me and Sheldon.
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No, I mean you.
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I mean, Sheldon was born fine,
but you were a different story.
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Why?
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Okay.
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Well, there was a point
where the doctors didn't know
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if you were gonna make it.
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And your mom got so scared,
and she made a promise to God
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that if you were okay,
that she would start reading
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the Bible, going to church...
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you know, that kind of stuff.
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So I'm the reason she's a dud?
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Your takeaway should be
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that you are the reason she's
such a good mom, which she is.
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And the next time
you hurt her feelings--
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which you will--
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you might remember
how much you mean to her.
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Now I feel bad.
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Good.
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News of my friendship
with Tommy
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had apparently spread.
274
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,768
So much so,
the student body was finally
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treating me
with the respect I deserved,
276
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even when Tommy wasn't around.
277
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,084
This must be
how Carl Sagan felt,
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walking through
the halls of PBS.
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Like Superman in a phone booth,
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I was no stranger to undressing
in my gym locker.
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But not today.
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Thanks to Tommy,
I was invincible.
283
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,411
All right, get your butts
out to the gym.
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Wind sprints in one minute.
285
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,334
Come on, Jason,
I'm gonna be late.
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Poor baby.
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Excuse me.
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00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,821
I'd like to ask you
some questions
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about your use of intimidation
to dominate others.
290
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,962
Are you trying
to get your ass kicked?
291
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:12,835
No, I was just looking to open
a spirited dialogue.
292
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,663
And you might want to unhand me.
293
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,839
I'm friends with Tommy Clarkson.
294
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,014
Is that so?
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00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,450
Yes.
296
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,279
Hello, Tommy.
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00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,020
I have some unfortunate news.
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00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,717
What's that?I boasted
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00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,502
to Jason Davies
that you're my friend,
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00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,330
and things took
an unexpected turn.
301
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,853
You're scheduled to
fight him at 3:00 p.m.
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00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,724
on the basketball court.
303
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,163
I don't want
to fight Jason Davies.
304
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:39,035
I don't think you have a choice.
He was pretty adamant.
305
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,517
Fine, I'll deal with it.
306
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,128
You do have the option
of simply not showing up.
307
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,391
That's not
how fights work, Sheldon.
308
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,177
Why? Do they take attendance?
309
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,928
What on Earth did you say
to Missy?
310
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,408
Why? What'd she do now?Nothing,
311
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,757
she was an angel.
312
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,063
I dropped her off at school,
313
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,761
and she hugged me
in front of her friends.
314
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,502
Really?And not just
any friends.
315
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:15,245
Heather M. was there,
and that is a big deal.
316
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,552
I just gave her
a little life advice.
317
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,945
Like what?
318
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,904
Nothing, just grandma stuff.
319
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:26,691
There you go again,
being the good guy.
320
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,520
Mary, you need to know
321
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,741
you're doing a fantastic job
with those kids.
322
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:35,135
You really mean that?
323
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,920
I really do.Thanks.
324
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:42,533
I can't remember the last time
someone said I was a good mom.
325
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:47,364
It's not a job that gets
a lot of compliments.
326
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:55,068
TAM: Look at this, my
mother left me a note.
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00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,941
"You can do better. Mom."
328
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,683
Not "Love, Mom,"
not "XO, Mom,"
329
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,337
just "Mom."
330
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,686
While Tam prattled on
331
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,079
about some family nonsense,
332
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,776
I couldn't help
but think about Tommy.
333
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:11,780
At 3:00 pm, he was going to
engage in a schoolyard battle
334
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,869
that was entirely my fault.
335
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,176
I had to find a way
to intervene, but how?
336
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,352
Ooh, a Nutter Butter.
337
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,093
Maybe she does love me.
338
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,837
Face-punching time!
339
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,056
Jason, let's do it!
340
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,015
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
341
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,668
Fight! Fight!
342
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,107
Come on, Jason. Kick his ass.
343
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,637
I didn't have
the physical stature to assist
344
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,161
Tommy in a brawl,
but I did have something
345
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337
far more lethal:
346
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,036
my once in a generation brain.
347
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,605
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
348
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,963
I didn't think you'd show up.
349
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,704
Well, I did.
350
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,793
Let's do this.
351
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,665
Stop!
352
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,800
You're not fighting Tommy,
you're fighting me.
353
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,368
Oh, boy.
354
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,804
Unless you want to shake hands
355
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:23,286
and we all laugh about this
over a glass of milk.
356
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,985
I think I'd rather kick
both your asses.
357
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,030
I was afraid you'd say that.
358
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,727
Are you familiar with the story
359
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,643
of David and Goliath
from the Bible?
360
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,993
Yeah.
361
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,820
That's too bad.
362
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,997
I had a nice speech prepared.
363
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,825
I'll say it anyway.
364
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,350
You may have
the size advantage,
365
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,134
but like David and his sling,
366
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,355
I also possess an
air-based weapon.
367
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,055
So I'll give you
one more chance.
368
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,057
Are you willing to step down?
369
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,321
I'll tell you what:
370
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:02,369
you take the first shot,
then it's my turn.
371
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,458
Very well.
372
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,417
Three...
373
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,072
...two...
374
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,642
...one.
375
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:25,566
Ow! Son of a bitch!
376
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,662
I'm going to run.
377
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,541
Conventional wisdom tells us
378
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,891
that when one stands up
to a bully, the bully
379
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,198
will inevitably back down and
respect you for your courage.
380
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,331
My experience
suggests otherwise.
381
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,595
Hello? Hello?
382
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,249
When Jason finally caught me,
383
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,078
he had the good sense not
to commit assault and battery.
384
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,601
This did not, however,
prevent him
385
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,733
from imprisoning me
in his locker.
386
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,388
Anybody?
387
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,303
That was a very long night.
388
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,566
It doesn't smell good in here.
389
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,785
Very long.
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00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,313
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