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A fossil is formed
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when an organism,
preserved in sediment,
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undergoes physical compression
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over millions of years.
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Less than one
ten-thousandth percent
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of living organisms
will become fossils.
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Isn't it amazing
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that something so fragile
can defy those odds,
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only to have this happen to it...
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I don't think you did that right.
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All right, everyone,
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we'll pick it up here tomorrow.
I-If we're lucky,
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we may find a fossil as old
as lunch lady Phyllis.
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You people don't know
what's funny.
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Cooper!
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Will you put these away for me?
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Sure.
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You better watch yourself.
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I will, I-I really will.
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'Cause you know what's
gonna happen if you don't.
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Who was that?
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No one.
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Why did he push you?
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None of your business.
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But that was a clear violation
of the student code of conduct.
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We need to tell on him.
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We're not telling on anyone,
stay out of it.
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But the student code of conduct...
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Drop it.
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So I did drop it...
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...for six whole minutes.
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Excuse me, sir.
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When you're done urinating,
I'd like to ask you
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some questions about
social dynamics, intimidation,
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threats, et cetera.
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Finish up, no hurry.
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What is your problem?
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Oh, I don't have a problem.
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You should probably
wash your hands.
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I just witnessed an altercation
between you and Georgie Cooper.
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Altercation?
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A confrontation,
a tussle. Anyway,
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I'd just like to gather more
information for sociological purposes.
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Oh, I heard about you,
you're that smart kid.
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I'd like to be humble in this
moment, but yes, that's me.
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Sheldon Cooper, at your service.
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- So Georgie's your brother?
- Correct.
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And you're trying to protect him?
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Incorrect. I'm just curious
what he did to incur your wrath.
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Also, kudos on the hand washing.
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Your brother's a punk.
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I'm not familiar with that terminology.
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He tried to hit on my girlfriend.
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Interesting. So he openly
pursued your mate,
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and to re-assert dominance,
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you threatened him
with physical violence.
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Hell yeah, I did.
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I understand that.
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I often intimidate people
with my intelligence.
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Well, one of us scared him.
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All right.
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Next. Missy Cooper.
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Just a heads-up,
this is my good side.
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Okay...
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Do your parents know
you're wearing that makeup?
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Oh, yeah, my mom knows.
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You sure?
Because typically it's not allowed.
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If you don't believe me,
you can ask her.
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Okay, we're gonna give her a call.
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Really?
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Good news, I just spoke
to Tommy Clarkson.
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What? Are you crazy?
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Nope, Mom had me tested.
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And Tommy's actually nicer
than you think.
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I told you to stay out of it.
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True, but what you
didn't tell me
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was that you were overly chummy
with his girlfriend,
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which is why he wants
to kick your bottom.
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I'm about to kick your bottom.
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I don't think so.
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H-Hey, Tommy.
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How you doing?
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You got a problem with him,
you got a problem with me.
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And just to make his logic clear,
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you do have a problem with me.
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Don't listen to my brother, I don't
have a problem with anybody.
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You need to apologize.
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I-I'm very sorry.
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To him.
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I'm very sorry, Sheldon.
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Later, kid.
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See? He's nice.
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What were you even thinking?
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I was thinking I look hot.
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You know you're not allowed
to wear makeup.
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That's why I didn't tell you.
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And who gave it to you?
Heather B.? Heather M.?
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Meemaw.
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So your grandmother was okay
with you looking like this
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in your school pictures?
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If you don't believe me, ask her.
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Oh, I'm going to.
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Really?
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These are the plaintiffs,
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Valerie and Anthony Sines.
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Valerie claims she was
sitting on the front steps
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of her condo with her cat Scampi,
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and that's when his dog went
after Scampi, injuring her.
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What are you watching?
Go away.
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Are you angry with me?
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I don't want to see
your face right now.
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Very well, but I'd like
to watch Professor Proton.
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Did you hear me? Go away.
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Well, did you hear me?
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I'd like to watch Professor Proton.
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Too bad.
Interesting.
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I wonder how my new friend
Tommy Clarkson
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would feel about this.
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Well, he's not here, is he?
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No, he's not.
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I guess I'll just have to call him.
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You're kidding.
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...the case of
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a taste of Scampi
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after these messages.
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Are you going to put on
Professor Proton?
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No.
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Hmm.
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Okay, okay.
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Thank you.
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I didn't hear a "you're welcome."
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Shut up!
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We'll work on that.
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It's time for science!
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Hello.
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Well, don't you look like Madonna?
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Thank you.
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I was actually trying to look like you.
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Thank you.
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Why would you give her makeup
without talking to me first?
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I didn't give her any makeup.
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Well, then, one of you is lying.
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She is.
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Time to come clean little lady.
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I ain't taking the hit on this one.
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I took the makeup from Meemaw's bag.
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Oh, Missy, you are in a world of trouble.
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Calm down, it's not that big a deal.
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It is so a big deal!
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She stole from you,
and then she lied about it.
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I know, but come on,
she's only ten.
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She's gonna do way stupider
stuff when she's older.
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Guaranteed.
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I don't care.
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She is my daughter
and you will be punished.
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Sorry, kid.
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I wish I was your daughter.
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Is that so?
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Well, guess what?
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You're sleeping here tonight
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because I don't feel like
being around either one of you.
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Great!
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Yeah, great.
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Georgie, be a lamb
and get me a Yoo-hoo.
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Get your own.
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Hmm. Are you sure
you want to speak to me
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in that tone of voice?
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Sheldon, I'm getting real tired of this.
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That's too bad.
I'm enjoying it quite a bit.
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Still waiting on that Yoo-hoo.
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You think you're so tough now,
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- I swear, one day I'm...
- Hey.
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What's going on?
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Sheldon's being a jerk.
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That true?
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All I did was ask for a Yoo-hoo.
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He's leaving out the part where he...
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Forget it.
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Great. Done.
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Georgie,
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at the risk of repeating myself...
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And one from the back, so it's cold.
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So when, exactly, did you swipe my makeup?
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While you were at bowling league.
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You don't have a key to this house.
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How'd you get in?
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Can't tell you that.
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I might need to do it again.
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Unbelievable.
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And for future reference,
go lighter on the blush,
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or you'll end up looking
like Raggedy Ann.
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She got Raggedy Andy
looking like that.
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He's her brother.
Oh.
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I've been playing
with those dolls all wrong.
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All right, that'll do it.
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How old was Mom when
you let her wear makeup?
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I don't know, I didn't really
have rules like that.
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See? How come you're so cool
and she's such a dud?
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Well, I wouldn't call her a dud.
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What would you call her?
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Point is, she wasn't always like that.
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What was she like?
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When she was a teenager,
she was just wild.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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She used to wait
until I went to sleep
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and then she would sneak out
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and get into trouble
with her friends.
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- My mom?
- Your mom.
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And then she would
climb up the tree
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on the side of the house
and sneak back in.
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Amazing.
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Is that how you're getting in?
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I will never tell you that.
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Everything okay?
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I'm getting tired of being
the bad guy around here.
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You're not the bad guy.
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Kids need boundaries.
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That is easy
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for you to say.
I am the only one doing it,
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and then everyone
resents me for it.
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Hey, you're not the only one.
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Just today, Georgie and Sheldon
were fighting,
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and I totally took care of it.
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Really? What was going on?
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They... you know, boy stuff.
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I...
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Don't worry. I got your back.
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Thank you. That means a lot.
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Teamwork, babe.
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Look, right...
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here.
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That's my mom?
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Yep, the little queen of darkness.
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Is she smoking a cigarette?
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Yep. Probably stole it from me.
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When did she stop being cool?
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Well, first of all,
smoking is not cool.
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You do it. Yeah, well, next time
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I'm hocking up some black goo
out of my lung,
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I'll call you over
and you can see how cool it is.
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- Awesome.
- It is not awesome.
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And as far as your mom,
I think things started
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to turn around for her
when she gave birth to you.
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You mean me and Sheldon.
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No, I mean you.
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I mean, Sheldon was born fine,
but you were a different story.
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Why?
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Okay.
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Well, there was a point
where the doctors didn't know
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if you were gonna make it.
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And your mom got so scared,
and she made a promise to God
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that if you were okay,
that she would start reading
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the Bible, going to church...
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you know, that kind of stuff.
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So I'm the reason she's a dud?
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Your takeaway should be
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that you are the reason she's
such a good mom, which she is.
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And the next time
you hurt her feelings...
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Which you will...
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You might remember
how much you mean to her.
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Now I feel bad.
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Good.
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News of
my friendship with Tommy
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had apparently spread.
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So much so,
the student body was finally
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treating me
with the respect I deserved,
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even when Tommy wasn't around.
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This must be how Carl Sagan felt,
walking through the halls of PBS.
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Like
Superman in a phone booth,
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I was no stranger to undressing
in my gym locker.
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But not today.
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Thanks to Tommy,
I was invincible.
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All right, get your butts
out to the gym.
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Wind sprints in one minute.
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Come on, Jason,
I'm gonna be late.
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Poor baby.
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Excuse me.
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I'd like to ask you
some questions
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about your use of intimidation
to dominate others.
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Are you trying
to get your ass kicked?
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No, I was just looking to open
a spirited dialogue.
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And you might want to unhand me.
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I'm friends with Tommy Clarkson.
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Is that so?
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Yes.
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Hello, Tommy.
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I have some unfortunate news.
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What's that?
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I boasted to Jason Davies
that you're my friend,
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and things took
an unexpected turn.
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You're scheduled to
fight him at 3:00 p.m.
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on the basketball court.
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I don't want to fight Jason Davies.
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I don't think you have a choice.
He was pretty adamant.
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Fine, I'll deal with it.
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You do have the option
of simply not showing up.
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That's not how fights work, Sheldon.
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Why? Do they take attendance?
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00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:57,053
What on Earth did you say to Missy?
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- Why? What'd she do now?
- Nothing, she was an angel.
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00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:02,188
I dropped her off at school,
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and she hugged me
in front of her friends.
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00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,627
- Really?
- And not just any friends.
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00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:10,370
Heather M. Was there,
and that is a big deal.
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00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,677
I just gave her
a little life advice.
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00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,070
Like what?
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00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:17,029
Nothing, just grandma stuff.
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00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:21,816
There you go again,
being the good guy.
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00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,645
Mary, you need to know
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you're doing a fantastic job
with those kids.
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You really mean that?
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I really do.Thanks.
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00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:37,658
I can't remember the last time
someone said I was a good mom.
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00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:42,489
It's not a job that gets
a lot of compliments.
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00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,193
Look at this, my
mother left me a note.
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"You can do better. Mom."
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Not "Love, Mom," not "XO, Mom,"
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just "Mom."
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00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:01,204
While Tam prattled on
about some family nonsense,
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00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:02,901
I couldn't help
but think about Tommy.
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00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,905
At 3:00 pm, he was going to
engage in a schoolyard battle
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00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,994
that was entirely my fault.
324
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,301
I had to find a way
to intervene, but how?
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00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,477
Ooh, a Nutter Butter.
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00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,218
Maybe she does love me.
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00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:20,962
Face-punching time!
328
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,181
Jason, let's do it!
329
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,140
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
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00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,793
Fight! Fight!
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00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:29,232
Come on, Jason. Kick his ass.
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00:15:35,629 --> 00:15:37,762
I didn't have
the physical stature to assist
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00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,286
Tommy in a brawl,
but I did have something
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00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,462
far more lethal:
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My once in a generation brain.
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00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,730
Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,088
I didn't think you'd show up.
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00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:01,829
Well, I did.
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00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,918
Let's do this.
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00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,790
Stop!
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00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,925
You're not fighting Tommy,
you're fighting me.
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00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,493
Oh, boy.
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Unless you want to shake hands
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00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:18,411
and we all laugh about this
over a glass of milk.
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00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,110
I think I'd rather kick
both your asses.
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00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:23,155
I was afraid you'd say that.
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00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,852
Are you familiar with the story
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00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,768
of David and Goliath from the Bible?
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00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,118
Yeah.
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00:16:29,161 --> 00:16:30,945
That's too bad.
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00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,122
I had a nice speech prepared.
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00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,950
I'll say it anyway.
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00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,475
You may have the size advantage,
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but like David and his sling,
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00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:43,480
I also possess an
air-based weapon.
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00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,180
So I'll give you
one more chance.
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00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,182
Are you willing to step down?
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00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,446
I'll tell you what:
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00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:57,494
You take the first shot,
then it's my turn.
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00:16:57,537 --> 00:16:59,583
Very well.
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00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,542
Three...
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00:17:03,717 --> 00:17:05,197
...two...
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00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,767
...one.
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00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:20,691
Ow! Son of a bitch!
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00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,787
I'm going to run.
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00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,679
Conventional
wisdom tells us
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that when one stands up
to a bully, the bully
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00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:42,573
will inevitably back down and
respect you for your courage.
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00:17:42,617 --> 00:17:44,706
My experience suggests otherwise.
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00:17:44,749 --> 00:17:47,970
Hello? Hello?
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00:17:48,013 --> 00:17:49,624
When
Jason finally caught me,
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00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,453
he had the good sense not
to commit assault and battery.
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00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:53,976
This did not, however,
prevent him
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from imprisoning me
in his locker.
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00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:58,763
Anybody?
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00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,678
That was a very long night.
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00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:02,941
It doesn't smell good in here.
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00:18:02,985 --> 00:18:04,160
Very long.
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