All language subtitles for The.Romanoffs.S01E02

♪♪♪

[ classical violin playing ]

[ rock music ]

TOM PETTY:
♪ We got something,
we both know it ♪

♪ We don't talk
too much about it ♪

♪ Ain't no real big secret ♪

♪ All the same,
somehow we get around it ♪

♪ Listen ♪

♪ It don't really
matter to me, babe ♪

♪ You believe
what you want to believe ♪

♪ You see, you don't have
to live like a refugee ♪

THE HEARTBREAKERS:
♪ Don't have to live
like a refugee ♪

♪ No! ♪

♪♪♪

[ music fades ]

SHELLY: I was watching this
movie about these people
falling in love.

The guy said something like,

"We have so much in common."

Then later in the movie,
they get in a fight,

and the girl says,
"Opposites attract."

And I mean, I don't know.

Which one is it?

Well, I suppose both are true.

Still, those are just
lines from a movie.

Sometimes I just think
we're too different.

Is that the way
it's supposed to be,

or are we supposed to like
doing the same things?

Michael?

I think she should do
what she wants to do.

I do.

But it's just that you
don't want to do anything.

I mean, you don't
like dancing,

you don't want to go
to my family's lake house,

uh, or go for a hike

or to the movies
or to see friends.

Well, you don't understand
because you work at home,

and I have to go into
that office every day.

But isn't that more reason
to go out and have fun?

I'm never at home.

I don't care what we do.

I would do anything you want.

But you do care
because you make
all the decisions--

what I do with my spare time,
how many hours I work,

- how much I get paid.
- The business is both of ours.

Okay, but we both know

that you're the boss
and I'm the employee.

- Why do you always say that?
- Because it's true.

Shelly, we try not
to say people always
say anything. Right?

Michael?

I'm just curious.

What do you enjoy?

I like lots of things.

I can't read his mind.

I surprised him
with this vacation

because he joined this
society to learn more
about his family history,

and they sent us
these brochures,

and I distinctly heard him
say, "That looks cool."

It does look cool.

Michael, why don't you
tell Shelly something
you'd like to do?

Um...

You know what? You're right.
I can't think of anything.

I'll do whatever you want.

♪♪♪

[ car alarm chirps ]

I know she's expensive.
I'm not trying to waste it.

- Do you have to
do that right now?
- Don't. I deserve this.

[ car key beeps ]

♪♪♪

[ car engine starts ]

♪♪♪

[ car alarm honks ]

- [ knock on door ]
- Yeah?

Thanks.

Hey, I got Esther to cover
your SAT session tomorrow.

Why? I'm not leaving
till Friday.

The schedule says
you have jury duty.

Fuck.

My dad says you, uh,
just have to convince them

you're a racist
to get out of it.

Well, I'll just
tell them the truth.

There is no justice.

Dumb shit or hard on?

He's got a 4.4 from St. Pat's,
so probably both.

Michael Romanoff.

Great to meet you, Andrew.

Ahem.

I like to start
with you telling me
in your own words

what your goals are,
your dreams, your interests.

I need a 1600.
I want to go to Harvard.

What would you say
if I told you

there might be other options
that are better for you?

I would say
I want my money back

because you have a guaranteed
satisfaction policy.

Okay.

So can you tell me
why you want to go to Harvard?

[ sighs ]
Uh, so I can do
whatever I want

instead of staying here forever
and getting a shitty job

and being a loser.

Uh-huh.

Because people
who stay here are losers.

Well...
[ chuckles ]
I don't know.

You help people
get into Harvard.

It's pretty cool.

I can give you
your money back right now

because wanting something
and getting it

are two very different things.

Not if you go to Harvard.

Keep saying "Harvard," Andrew,

is not gonna make it happen.

You have to accept the reality

and try to be happy
with whatever you get.

- Yale?
- You're not listening, Andrew.

The big secret...

is nobody's happy.

I just came here
for test prep.

Well, we're gonna find
a good second,

maybe third tier school
for you

where you can party
and enjoy the next four years,

'cause they're gonna be
the best ones of your life.

That's a guarantee.

[ beeping ]

[ video game noises ]

[ yawning ]

Oh, can you go online
and stop the Sunday paper?

I don't want it sitting
in the driveway
while we're gone.

Can we just stop it forever?
I mean, we just recycle it.

I like the crosswords.

You can do it online.

It's not the same.

But you know what?

Yeah, go ahead.

Guess we're going to bed now.

You can still
play your game.

[ video game noises ]

♪♪♪

[ sighs ]
This is taking forever.

[ rattling ]

No, thank you.

What's that game?

Excuse me?

Are those fish?

Uh, baby pandas.

They're trapped in bubbles,

and you have to bounce
these bubbles into those
bubbles to free them.

- Mm-hmm.
- And if you don't
free all of them,

the mama cries.

And what if you do?

Then you go on
to the next level.

It's a little bit different,
usually harder.

[ snickering ]

You should explain that
to the judge.

They'll never take you.
[ snickering ]

I'm Darryl.

Michael.

♪♪♪

Yeah. How about her?

♪♪♪

Are you kidding me?

Honey, I really tried.

You know we leave on Friday.

I don't know what to tell you.
They said it would be quick.

They're going to have
a murder trial in two days?

Shelly, it's not
the way it is on TV, okay?

That's what they said.

[ sighs ] I don't think
I can get our money back.

Look, it's the law.
There's nothing I can do.

And moreover,
it's my civic duty.

Okay. I'll try to change
the flights to the redeye.

♪♪♪

WOMAN: Raised in poverty,

Sarah Elkins lived
most of her 76 years

on a fixed income.

Her husband Larry left her
an apartment building,

hoping it would
take care of her.

Unfortunately, her desire
to give a home

to a troubled young man
brought death to her doorstep.

April 19th was
warmer than usual.

Kurt Davis, the defendant,

went to his local bar,
the Irish Rose,

to enjoy six shots of Old Crow
and four bottles of Budweiser.

Little did Sarah know that,
around 8:30 that night,

he would break down her door,

crush her skull
with a table lamp,

and shoot her
three times point blank

before shooting himself
in the thigh,

claiming they had been,
quote, jumped by two spics,

end quote.

Well, you could have been
out in the street,

they were yelling so loud,
and I mean cussing.

Was this the only
interaction you witnessed?

No. I remember once
Mrs. Elkins complained to him

and left him a note.

And then I saw
that he left her a note.

Is this the note you saw?

Yes.

Can you read it?

"Fuck you, bitch.
My dog does what my dog does."

[ chuckles ]

Please tell your client
he's not helping himself.

Hey, there.

Hello.

I left mine in the car.
Do you mind, uh...

These are good.

I guess we're the only
two smokers in there.

You know, I know we're not
supposed to talk about it,

but it's fascinating,
isn't it?

It is.

Have you done this before?

No. First time.

But I've always wanted to.

Why?

I suppose
I have this nightmare

that I'll get
caught for something

and it'll be good karma.

Guilty conscience.

I guess.

And I just love murder.

You do?

Everybody loves
true crime.

I don't know.
My whole family was murdered,

so I guess it always seems
a little close to home.

Wait. Your family?

Well, how did they
allow you on the jury?

Oh, it was a while ago.

That's horrible. How?

Bolsheviks.

[ chuckling ]

- Really?
- You're not even American.

How'd you get on the jury?

I'll see you inside.

♪♪♪

As the diagram indicates,

the victim suffered
three bullet wounds

and a severe fracture
to the skull,

resulting in a brain contusion
and eventually fatal hemorrhage.

The position of
the body on the floor,

along with
the bullet exit wounds,

indicates that the victim
had already collapsed

prior to being shot.

Despite the initial
head injury

and blood loss
from additional bullet wounds,

[ voice fading ]
the autopsy concluded
that the cranial bullet wound

was in fact
the cause of death.

♪♪♪

[ no audible dialogue ]

♪♪♪

Holy shit.

Yeah. What a bloodbath.

I think this one
is open and shut.

You think so?

Mm. I got to get home.

Oh. Me, too.

- [ car alarm beeps ]
- Have a good night.

You, too.

[ tires screech ]

[ car alarm beeps ]

Okay, so you can
write off Borderlands
and Assassin's Creed,

but these other ones,
I don't know, it's too much.

[ door opens ]

[ rock playing on
sound system ]

Hello.

How was it?

I'm not allowed
to talk about it.

I thought you weren't
gonna smoke in the house.

Oh. Well,
we have a deal.

I do his taxes,
he gets me high.

Ah. Cool.

Want some?

Uh, no. I'm beat.

Mm.

[ strained voice ]
We have a pizza coming.

I'll bet you do.

[ snickering ]

SHELLY:
Oh. Michael. They let me
change the flight tomorrow,

so don't worry.

Great.

So, really, uh,

who has not been
in the defendant's position?

Wrongfully accused,

trying to prove
something didn't happen.

It's like trying to show
what's not there.

The defense rests?

If we can please
clear the courtroom
so I can instruct the jury.

That's it?

DARRYL: It's 11:00.

According to the judge,
we can take a vote,

submit our verdict,
and then begin sentencing,

and hopefully be
out of here by dinner.

Agreed. He's guilty as fuck.
Let's vote.

So, by a show of hands,
how many people believe

that Mr. Kurt Davis is guilty
of murder in the first degree?

Michael?

W-We're voting now.

It seems really fast.

You heard the judge.
He got his fair trial.

His rights were observed.

Yeah, come on.
He's horrible.

I don't know
that she was a saint.

So she deserved
to be brutally murdered

because she was an old woman
no one cared about.

I'm not saying
it doesn't look bad.

But we are talking about
putting a fellow human being

in prison for the rest
of their life.

- [ jurors groan ]
- This is an incredible
responsibility.

And I for one...

believe in this country.

And I believe in due process

and fairness.

And in the interest of...

fairness,

I would like to
revisit a few things.

Don't be a dick.

- Hey, hold on.
- Thank you.

So, um...

the defense was
clearly incompetent.

I mean, the prosecution
took an entire day,

and that 12-year-old
who defended him
took 30 minutes.

Because the guy's
a fucking liar,

and they had a U-Haul
full of evidence.

But how do we know
he definitely killed her?

Hmm? How is doubt
not reasonable here?

She was robbed.

What about the fact that he
painted the room with his DNA?

The whole building
heard everything,

and they found her stuff
with his bloody fingerprints

right below her window.

All right,
let's try this again.

I get it.
I'm the only one.

Hey, it's not like
we're sentencing
a man to life in prison

just so we can
enjoy the weekend.

[ jurors sigh ]

♪♪♪

5 grand. It was 5 grand.

Hold on.

What?

I think you should still go.

What? I'm not going
on a cruise by myself.

Why not?
It'll be fun.

Alone?

Get some sun,

play some blackjack,
drink some cocktails.

You work so hard,
you deserve it.

You know what?

I do. And you know
what you deserve?

You're gonna miss the boat.
I love you.

[ tires screech ]

Shelly?

[ sighs ]

[ video game noises ]

[ calypso music ]

You're on the Murano Deck.
You'll want to remember that.

It's first class,
so you'll have

all your meals
in the Palace Dining Room,

including Sunday brunch
with the captain.

- Is he nice?
- Absolutely.

♪♪♪

You should go up on deck
when we leave the port.

That's the best part.

- Oh, um...
- Please.

It's my pleasure.

[ door closes ]

[ pop ]

Ahem.

"Prosecutor Dion:

Was there any
activity on his phone?

Ms. Fuchs
[ pronounced "Fucks" ]:
Yes.

We found one Google search
at 8:41 p.m.

Prosecutor Dion: And what was
the nature of that search?

Ms. Fuchs:
Let me consult my notes.

'Where can I shoot myself
and not get killed?

K-I-L-T'."

It's Fuchs
[ pronounced "Fyooks" ].

Ms. Fuchs.

♪♪♪

[ elevator dings ]

Hello, there.
Uh, checking in for Romanoff.

We're gonna need
a first name, darling.

Oh. Of course. Shelly.

- With a V?
- Two F's.

Hmm. Dimitri.

What is it?

I can't seem to find her name.

It's because you're too vain
to wear your glasses.

What the name?

Shelly.

Two L's and two F's.

It's probably under
my husband's name. Michael.

I see. By marriage, then.

Yes.

Where is he?

Can't I still check in?

Of course you can, dear.

I've got this, Dimitri.

He couldn't make it.

You'll have more fun
without him.

[ chuckles ]

There are brochures in there
for events,

some fascinating lectures.

You can attend
almost everything
without your husband.

Oh, there is
a breakout session

on reparations
from the Russian government.

But it's just for
direct descendants.

Really? Okay.

Thank you so much.

Oh, wait.

♪♪♪

Uh...

We'll see you
at the Grand Duke's Ball.

♪♪♪

Alexandra wrote to her husband,
the Czar, in 1916.

"Dearest Nicky,
Russia loves to feel the whip.

It's their nature--tender love

and the iron hand
to punish and guide.

How I wish I could pour
my will into your veins."

And don't forget,
they married for love.

[ audience chuckles ]

You know the characters.

You've heard the stories
of ruthless violence--

[ whisper ]
Is this taken?

...bloodshed--

- [ whisper ] Excuse me.
- ...and cunning.

Shh.

Patricide, matricide,
fratricide, infanticide.

Torture elevated
to almost medical precision.

The saying goes, "The Volga
runs red with the blood
of the Romanovs."

[ murmuring ]

Yet these very qualities
are what allowed
the Romanovs to endure

as one of the longest reigning
dynasties in history.

They resisted democracy.

They enforced feudalism
until nearly the 20th century,

They ruled with an almost
pagan absolutism.

That means the king and queen
had direct contact with God.

And then it ended, suddenly,

traumatically.

That, too, is your heritage.

Some combination
of the grandiose
and the terrified.

♪♪♪

BLONDIE:
♪ The tide is high ♪

♪ But I'm moving on ♪

♪ I'm gonna be your number 1 ♪

♪ I'm not the kind of girl
who gives up just like that ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ It's not the things you do
that tease and hurt me bad ♪

♪ But it's the way you do
the things you do to me ♪

♪ I'm not the kind of girl
who gives up just like that ♪

- Sorry to bother you.
- ♪ Oh, no ♪

Are you saving this seat?

No, I'm not.

♪ The tide is high,
but I'm moving on ♪

♪ I'm gonna be your number 1 ♪

They're so efficient.

I think they cleaned my room
while I was in the shower.

Well, this is
a pretty demanding crowd.

Ivan, by the way.

Shelly.

Do you want a drink?
I could use one after that.

After what?

The lecture.
I saw you leave early.

You know, I like history.

I just don't think
I like that history

as much as some people do.

You married in, too.

Didn't you say
your name was Ivan?

Yeah, Ivan Novak.

My family's Polish.

I guess you can say
that I'm "passing."

- Who are your people?
- Oh, I don't know,

Scottish, Irish, whatever.
Who gives a shit?

Exactly.

Well, I'm getting a drink.

Are you sure
you won't join me?

I'm gonna read.
Thanks, though.

Okay.

Well, then promise me
that we can have a drink
tonight,

at the ball.

You know, with you
and your husband.

Okay.

♪♪♪

♪ Every girl wants you
to be her man ♪

♪ But I'll wait, my dear,
until it's my turn ♪

Hell of a way
to spend a Saturday.
Thank you, sir.

All right,
I'll see you Monday.

So you mad at me, too?

I just don't see
how you're still not convinced.

I just think some things
don't add up.

Name one thing.

I feel like I want to
go over there and take a look.

Is that crazy?

Where?

We don't know
what that bar is like.

It sounds like
he never paid his tab.

Maybe the bartender
was out to get him.

And the neighbors, could
they really hear everything?

What if you get caught?

Am I breaking any laws?

I have no idea.

Do you want to come?

I mean, unless you have
somewhere to be.

I know you're usually in
a rush to get out of here.

No. I'm kind of
on my own this weekend.

Me, too.

Meet me back here in an hour?

[ doorbell chimes ]

Jesus, you've just cleaned it.

Uh, Andreas,
I didn't order anything.

No, Madame. Please.

Oh, wow.

Thank you.

Until this evening.

Ohh.

So this is where it happened.

Yep.

We should go in.

It's too dangerous.

I'll go.

Wait.

Text me if anybody comes.

Brilliant.

[ typing ]

[ ominous music ]

[ engine starts ]

Go. Go, go, go, go, go!

[ tires screech ]

- What happened?
- Someone came out.

I'm pretty sure it was
that witness, the old guy.

- Mr. Clarence?
- Yeah.

He came down the steps
with his garbage.

Just keep going.

Got it.

[ tires screech ]

[ both breathing heavily ]

[ tires screech ]

- Where now?
- I don't know.

Where are we?

I don't know.

Hold on.

Look.

Bingo.

[ laughs ]

[ waltz plays ]

[ indistinct chatter ]

Oh, good evening, dear.

You look
absolutely marvelous.

Oh, thank you.

This is so impressive.

You're at Table 6.

You'd better be careful.
This lot's not known

for its scruples with
unaccompanied women.

Dimitri, really.

Enough.

What's happening?

ANNOUNCER:
What a beautiful summer
we're having on the Black Sea.

Such delights we've prepared
for your aristocratic pleasure.

♪♪♪

[ violin plays ]

[ applause ]

[ "Green Eyes" plays ]

[ clapping in rhythm ]

[ whistling and applause ]

[ cheering ]

Sabrage!

[ Tchaikovsky's
"Nutcracker Theme" plays ]

Hi.

I'm Shelly.

Nicholas Romanov, with a V.

- And...
- This is my wife.

I'm Joan.

We're from Sarasota.

And I'm Olga Romanov-Carlson.

- This is Albert.
- Al.

Uh, these are very good seats.

They cost twice as much
as last year.

And how are you related?

Uh, my husband.

I see.

Do you have children?

Uh, I don't.

Oh. You must.

Unless it's too late.

The society will disappear
in a generation.

What a tragedy
that'll be.

Hi.

You look incredible.

Oh, thanks.

Uh, you look
nice, too.

I owe you a drink.

Where's your
husband... Michael?

Well, he's actually
at jury duty.

On the boat?

No. Uh, he couldn't
get out of it.

Wow.

Do you mind?

Where's your wife?

Horse show.

Not on the boat.

She didn't think
she would make it

to the finals,
but she did.

Oh, you must be
very proud.

Uh, how long
have you been married?

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen
of the royal family,

I present to you
the Grand Duke!

We will now be serving
the most sumptuous of feasts

to my esteemed guests.

And in exactly 35 minutes,

I will provide entertainment
fit for a czar!

[ "Green Eyes" plays ]

Look at Mount Rushmore
over here.

Is that what your
in-laws look like?

Exactly.

Want to wait around
for them to fuck that horse?

[ clapping in rhythm ]

Could I have a cosmo?

Nonsense. You'll have vodka,
and you'll have it with me.

-Nazdorovya.
-Nazdorovya.

[ glass shatters ]

Sir, you have to
stop doing that.

Again.

Uh, I think we're gonna
take these to go.

Son, I hope you
appreciate that bosom.

Do you know him?

[ fanfare plays ]

In the tradition of
the Russian Court,

and in the interest
of our familial bond,

we present the Czar, Czarina,
Czarevich, Olga, Tatiana,

Maria, and Anastasia Romanov!

[ applause and cheering ]

[ processional music ]

Ah, but danger lurks.

The mystic, the madman,

the monstrous monk himself

has come to destroy
their happiness.

Rasputin!

[ booing ]

[ hissing ]

[ processional music ]

[ booing and hissing continue ]

[ cheering and applause ]

[ Khachaturian's
"Sabre Dance" plays ]

[ cheering ]

This looks like it could
go on for a while.

I think I've had enough.

Ah.

Ciao, baby.

[ "Sabre Dance" continues ]

[ hard rock plays ]

So? What did he say?

He said it's not usually
this crowded.

So I guess that kind of
kills your alternative
theory of the case.

You disappointed?

No.

I don't mind
being thorough.

No, I took care of it.

Shut up.

[ song on jukebox ends ]

[ coin clatters ]

♪♪♪

Come on.

COWBOY JUNKIES:
♪ Anyone who's ever
had a heart ♪

♪ Wouldn't turn around
and break it ♪

♪ And anyone who's ever
played a part ♪

♪ Wouldn't turn around
and hate it ♪

♪ Sweet Jane ♪

♪ Sweet Jane ♪

♪ Ah, sweet, sweet Jane ♪

♪ You're waiting for Jimmy
down in the alley ♪

♪ Waiting there
for him to come back home ♪

♪ Waiting down on the corner ♪

♪ And thinking of ways
to get back home ♪

♪ Sweet Jane ♪

♪ Sweet Jane ♪

♪ Ah, sweet, sweet Jane ♪

♪ Anyone who's ever
had a dream ♪

♪ Anyone who's
ever played a part ♪

♪ Anyone who's ever
been lonely ♪

♪ And anyone
who's ever split apart ♪

I'm driving, buddy.
This is my car.

No, you're not.

♪ Heavenly wine and roses ♪

♪ Seem to whisper to me
when you smile ♪

I want you.

I know.

♪ Heavenly wine and roses ♪

♪ Seem to whisper to me
when you smile ♪

I mean, I can't blame her,

'cause her whole life,
people hear the name,

and they do get excited.

And it's not just
the way she was raised.

It's constantly being...

I don't know.

I'm so drunk.

Validated.

That's a therapist word.

I thought we were there
to work on our problems.

Then I wondered if
we were there for his problem.

And now I realize
that I'm there for my problem.

Which might be him.

Yeah.

I hope the... stars are
giving us points for trying

because you know what?

I'm a basically happy person.

I mean,
as much as anybody could be.

Me, too.

I thought this would
just be an excuse
to get away for a bit.

I didn't think
there was a chance

that there would be anything
actually... good about it.

You're freezing.

Let's go inside.

♪♪♪

Where are we?

Get out.

I don't even know you.

Yeah?

You came all the way
out to the woods with me.

What do you think?

I think I walked
right into your trap.

Do you want to
make a break for it?

Stop it.

- Let go.
- Or what?

No one can hear you.

No. Stop it.

Really?

[ breathing heavily ]

[ violin plays ]

♪ Once upon a time
there was a tavern ♪

♪ Where we used to
raise a glass or two ♪

♪ Remember how we laughed
away the hours ♪

♪ And think of all
the great things we would do ♪

♪ Those were
the days, my friend ♪

♪ We thought
they'd never end ♪

♪ We'd sing and dance
forever and a day ♪

♪ We'd live
the life we choose ♪

♪ We'd fight and never lose ♪

♪ For we were young
and sure to have our way ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la
la la ♪

♪ La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la
la la ♪

♪ La la la li li li ♪

[ elevator dings ]

[ woman laughing ]

Wrong room.

[ Ivan chuckles ]

What's wrong?

I'm not gonna answer that.

He's a lucky man.

♪♪♪

[ sighs ]

I can't believe
the way you dance.

I was a professional.

Pittsburgh Ballet Company.

- You're a ballerina?
- Mm-hmm.

That makes sense.

Pittsburgh is a bit
of a surprise,

but I should have known it
from the accent, I guess.

It's a great company,

and it often
leads to New York.

But then I broke my ankle,

and I had to figure out
what to do,

and I got married.

So that's your job.

- Sounds pretty good.
- Mm. I try to keep busy.

I definitely didn't want
to get out of jury duty.

Thought it would kill
a couple of weeks.

And you love murder.

Yeah.

I mean, it should
definitely be illegal.

I mean, that's just
a part of civilization.

But sometimes
you wonder. I mean...

if you want something
and someone's in your way...

how hard can it be?

I don't think
it's hard at all.

Just hard to
get away with it.

Only because people
are so dumb.

So how would you do it?

Well, I mean,
if I was just into killing,

I'd pick a complete
random stranger.

Untraceable.

That's a rare breed.

Okay.

What about all the rest?

You have to make it
look like an accident.

And you can't do
all that stupid shit
when you're planning it,

like writing stuff down,
trying to make money off it,

jacking off afterwards
'cause you're excited.

People just
want to get caught.

So what's stopping you?

No motive.

I mean,
I have a nice life.

And I still get...

a little taste of freedom
every now and then.

♪♪♪

Good morning.

This is so beautiful.

Yeah.

I love it here.

I could stay here forever.

That's a really
good idea.

I should get home.

My husband's
coming back soon.

We should clean up.

What do you mean?

Ashtrays, sheets, coffeepot.

Right.

♪♪♪

I really have to go.

See you tomorrow?
Deliberation's at 9:00.

You can text me.

[ tires screech ]

[ line ringing ]

[ ring ]

[ ring ]

Recorded voice:
Hello. This is Michael.
I can't come--

♪♪♪

[ door opens ]

So...

after our extensive
revisiting of the evidence,

I think we're ready
to deliver the verdict,

following a vote.

Any objections, Michael?

I was just wondering
if we could look at
the crime scene photos.

- [ groaning ]
- Are you serious, man?

I'd like to say something.

I am so proud of this group,

and I don't think that anyone
ever got more consideration

than this defendant.

We've been thorough.

We debated what was
basically undebatable.

And now...

it's time to
bring this to a close

and move on with our lives,

comfortable in
our resolution

that we were here
to serve justice...

and that we were all
enriched by this experience

as citizens and as people.

[ calypso music ]

[ door opens ]

[ door closes ]

Welcome home.

Hi.

I really missed you.

I missed you, too.

How was it?

Were you sequestered?
I tried to call you.

No. Uh, we were deliberating,
but it's over now.

And?

Guilty.

I got you something.

Wow.

I love it.

And I just have to show you
some of this shit.

It was crazy.

That was the room.

And look at that guy's monocle.

[ snickers ]

That is a horse on a boat.

Wow.

Oh. And they had
a little people version
of the royal family.

- They really used to do that.
- Yeah, I read that somewhere.

And the little Rasputin,

he hooked up with an old lady
across the hall.

And those are
Cossack dancers.

Wow.

[ line ringing ]

Recorded voice:
This is Michelle.
Leave a message.

[ beep ]

Hi. It's Michael.

Are you coming in?
We got a session.

Call me.

So, was this time
apart constructive?

I mean,
I can only speak for me,

but yeah.

I saw all those
people there,

and it opened my eyes
about Michael.

Tell that to Michael.

Michael, there are
so many people out there
with your background,

and I guess
they're proud,

but they're
really fucked up.

I think I finally understand
why you are the way you are,

and that it's
not your fault.

Michael?

I've been thinking, too.

I never thought it was
possible for someone
to really know me.

You meet someone,
and you want to

have that feeling
and that passion.

And you'll risk everything
to be with them.

I don't want to
live without that.

I'd rather die.

Forget about
everything else.

I know what's important now.

[ sobbing ]

[ sniffles ]

[ beep ]

[ line ringing ]

It's Michelle.
Leave a message.

- [ beep ]
- Fuck.

[ line ringing ]

It's Michelle.
Leave a message.

[ truck horn honks ]

[ line ringing ]

MICHELLE: Hello.

Hi. I'm so
happy you picked up.

You can't keep
calling me like this.

Well, if you answered,
I wouldn't have to keep calling.

[ man's voice on TV ]

[ TV muted ]

There's a reason for that.

I can't stop
thinking about you.
I have to see you.

That's not possible.

I didn't even get
to say goodbye to you.

You just blew
out of the parking lot.

I just want to
see you for a second.

Where are you?

I'm at the 7-Eleven
by the courthouse.

Get in.

- [ engine starts ]
- No.

- [ engine off ]
- No.

You look great.

What do you want?

What do you think
I want?

Stop.

Why?

Michael, I'm married.
You're married.

We had a great time together,

and now we go
our separate ways.

That's the way it works.

Says who?

Oh.

You've never
done this before, have you?

No.

But isn't that
a good thing?

I don't know
how to explain it to you,

but I'm happy.

Then why did you do that?

Because it was fun.

And that's real.

But my husband was married
when I met him.

I've been the homewrecker.

Doesn't feel good.

I don't plan on
doing it again.

And look at you.

You have a life.
You're happy.

You could be, now that you
let off some steam.

I'm not happy.
I told you that.

I've never been happier
than I was last weekend.

And I know
you felt that, too.

I don't know
what to tell you...

but I'm not getting divorced.

I'm certainly not
gonna break up your marriage.

What if I were single?

Goodbye, Michael.

♪♪♪

KENDRICK LAMAR:
♪ I got, I got,
I got, I got ♪

♪ Loyalty, got royalty
inside my DNA ♪

♪ Cocaine quarter piece,
got war and peace
inside my DNA ♪

♪ I was born like this,
since one like this ♪

♪ Immaculate conception ♪

♪ I don't contemplate,
I meditate ♪

♪ Then off
your fucking head ♪

♪ This that put
the kids to bed ♪

♪ This that I got, I got,
I got, I got ♪

♪ Loyalty, got royalty
inside my DNA ♪

♪ I know murder, conviction,
burners, boosters ♪

♪ Burglars, ballers,
dead, redemption ♪

♪ Scholars, fathers
dead with kids ♪

♪ And I wish I was dead,
forgiveness ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Soldier's DNA,
born inside the beast ♪

♪ My expertise checked out
in second grade ♪

♪ And I'm gonna shine
like I'm supposed to ♪

♪ Antisocial, extrovert ♪

♪ And pessimists
never struck my nerve ♪

♪ And that's a riff,
gonna plead his case ♪

♪ The reason my power's
here on earth ♪

♪ Salute the truth
and the prophecy ♪

Where were you?
You were gone for so long.

I was just watching TV.

Okay.

You know what
we should do tomorrow?

We should go for a hike.

Really?

Yeah.

But we should go early
like we used to.

Oh, I'd love that.

♪♪♪

Oh, my God,
what a beautiful tree.

I bet you could make
a great table out of it.

Guess you'd have
to cut it down.

Yeah, probably.

You doing okay?

Yeah.

I'm so glad
we did this.

Isn't it great?

I don't know
why we don't do it more often.

It gets a little harder
after this,

but we can go back
if you want.

- No, I want to go to the top.
- Good. Me, too.

- Want--
- Ah.

[ grunts ]

Ah. Wow.

♪♪♪

Aah!

Fuck!

[ grunts ]
What the fuck, you fucker!

You pushed me!

No. No, I didn't.
You fell!

You fucking asshole!

What the fuck
were you thinking?

I don't know, I don't know!
I slipped!

Don't move!
I'll come and help you!

[ grunts ]

Honey! Honey, be careful!

Ow. Oh...

[ groaning ]

What the fuck!

[ groaning ]

Okay.

Okay. [ sobbing ]

I'm okay.

- Okay.
- Honey!

- Honey.
- Okay.

Honey?
Shelly, oh, my God.

Oh, good,
you're okay.

Just stay away!
Don't you dare come near me!

I don't know what happened.
You have to believe me.

I know exactly
what happened.

Honey!

Shelly!
Shelly!

Honey?

- Honey, listen to me.
- [ car alarm chirps ]

Wait. Wait.

Don't you come near me.

I don't know what you think.

You know what I think?

I think you tried
to fucking kill me.

I didn't.

I don't know
what I was doing.

I've been crazy.
I'm sorry.

You tried
to fucking kill me!

I can't believe
it took that

to make me realize
that this is over,

but it is over!

- Shh.
- Stop.

Aah!

Oh! Ohh!

[ coughing and wailing ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! God!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ohh! Aah!

Oh, Shelly.

♪♪♪

CAKE:
♪ At first I was afraid,
I was petrified ♪

♪ I kept thinking
I could never live
without you by my side ♪

♪ But then I spent
so many nights ♪

♪ Just thinkin'
how you done me wrong ♪

♪ I grew strong ♪

♪ I learned how to get along ♪

♪ And so you're back
from outer space ♪

♪ I just walked in
to find you here ♪

♪ Without that look
upon your face ♪

♪ I should have changed
my fucking lock ♪

♪ I would have made you
leave your key ♪

♪ If I'd have known
for just one second ♪

♪ You'd be back
to bother me ♪

♪ Oh, now, go ♪

♪ Walk out the door ♪

♪ Just turn around ♪

♪ Now you're not
welcome anymore ♪

♪ Weren't you the one
who tried to break me
with desire? ♪

♪ Did you think
I'd crumble? ♪

♪ Did you think
I'd lay down and die? ♪

♪ Oh, not I ♪

♪ I will survive, yeah ♪

♪ As long as
I know how to love ♪

♪ I know I'll be alive ♪

♪ I've got
all my life to live ♪

♪ I've got all my love
to give ♪

♪ I will survive ♪

♪ I will
survive ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, uh-huh ♪

[ electric guitar playing ]