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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,823 --> 00:00:26,823 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 2 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:09,669 Whew! I think that's everything. 3 00:01:10,869 --> 00:01:12,205 Come here. 4 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,747 Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. 5 00:04:12,751 --> 00:04:14,084 Oh, come on. 6 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,395 Shit. 7 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,612 - Fired? You're firing me! - Get the fuck outta here. 8 00:04:42,614 --> 00:04:45,482 Oh, fuck you, Manny! I quit! How 'bout that? 9 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:47,651 - Give me my fuckin' shirt. - You want your shirt back? 10 00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:50,821 Great news. You can have your piece-of-shit shirt back. 11 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,489 Here ya go, dude. Choke on it. 12 00:04:52,491 --> 00:04:55,593 Hey, where's my stuff? You guys have my stuff in there! 13 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,694 Oh, great, you too, Gary? 14 00:04:57,696 --> 00:04:58,965 Fuckin' dick. 15 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,965 Hey, what do you need? 16 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,134 - Um, a mechanic. I'm looking for a mechanic. - Great. 17 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:06,871 You just found the best goddamned mechanic in town! Let's go. 18 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:08,872 I'm driving to LA and my car broke down. 19 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:11,042 - Those guys would've fuckin' ripped you off. - Really? 20 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,710 - Oh, okay. - Eat shit, Manny! 21 00:05:13,712 --> 00:05:15,780 - Richard, by the way. - Oh. Nathan. 22 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:16,782 Everyone calls me Nat. 23 00:05:24,556 --> 00:05:28,259 Hey, you mind if I, uh, take a couple of, uh, pictures of you? 24 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,660 - You wanna take a picture of me? - Yeah, yeah, of you. 25 00:05:30,662 --> 00:05:33,730 You're uh... you're interesting, you know? 26 00:05:33,732 --> 00:05:35,266 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 27 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,901 I mean, don't get me wrong, dude. I'm interesting as fuck. 28 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:40,004 - Yeah. - If you wanna take a picture of the real deal, 29 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,771 like, you came to the right place. Let's do this. 30 00:05:41,773 --> 00:05:43,206 - Yeah? - Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 31 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,576 - Awesome. Great. - This is crazy. 32 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,578 - Okay. - Fuck, yeah. 33 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:50,848 - Nice. - Yeah, right? 34 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,249 - Okay. - Yeah. 35 00:05:52,251 --> 00:05:54,020 This is America at its purest, dude. 36 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,690 Oh, nice. Okay. 37 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:00,090 Yeah. 38 00:06:00,092 --> 00:06:02,093 - Cool, man. Let me see 'em. - Huh? 39 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,896 - Let me see 'em. - No, this is... It's a film camera. 40 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,263 - It's film. - Oh, yeah. 41 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,999 - Cool, man. Wow. - Developing and everything. 42 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,533 Yeah. That's old school, huh? 43 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,701 - Yeah, yeah. - Crazy. 44 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:13,271 What are you, an artist or something? 45 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,773 I'm gonna start art school. That's why I'm driving to LA. 46 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,107 - Fuck. - Yeah. 47 00:06:17,109 --> 00:06:18,211 - Good for you. - Thank you. 48 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:22,112 - What's your philosophy? - My philosophy? 49 00:06:22,114 --> 00:06:23,881 Yeah, like, your artist's philosophy. 50 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,083 What's your outlook on the world? What do you got to say? 51 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:29,886 Uh... I don't know. 52 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:31,855 I mean, listen, I'm not an artist. 53 00:06:31,857 --> 00:06:34,759 I'm like a fuckin' piece of shit, you know. I'm a zero. 54 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,727 - But even I've got a philosophy. - Uh-huh. 55 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,728 Three things matter in life. 56 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:42,198 Friends, shelter, and a little bit of food in my belly. 57 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,737 Everything else, bro... is fuckin' bullshit, and I'm at war with bullshit. 58 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,105 - Everyone hates bullshit, right? - Yeah. Right? 59 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:53,009 If there's one thing I learned in my 35 years on this planet, 60 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:56,013 it's that this world is full of fuckin' bullshit. 61 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:58,949 Hey! Here we go. Get ready. 62 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,218 - Start it up. - Oh. Oh. You sure? 63 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,823 - Yep. Start it up. - Okay. 64 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:08,859 - You ready? - Yeah. 65 00:07:10,028 --> 00:07:11,597 - Boom! - Oh, my God, yes! 66 00:07:13,732 --> 00:07:14,732 Thank you. 67 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,367 How 'bout that? 68 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,102 I really appreciate it. 69 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,170 Yeah, don't worry about it. Just a loose hose. Nothing. 70 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:22,372 Yeah. Thank you. I never would've found it myself. 71 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:25,076 Listen, it's just, like, I don't know, maybe a hundred bucks? 72 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,145 Yeah, yeah. Of course, man. Uh... 73 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,848 - I'm fuckin' with you, man. - What? What the...? 74 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,383 I'm fuckin' with you. Don't worry about it. 75 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:35,953 Oh, my God, dude, that's so generous. Thank you. 76 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,756 - I wish there was something I could do for you. - Oh. There totally is. 77 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:42,893 I'm going about 45 minutes up the road, town called Alpine. 78 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:45,162 - Okay. - If you wouldn't mind just giving me a ride. 79 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,665 You can drop me on the side of the highway near the town. That'd be fine. 80 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,232 I just need to get there pretty quick. 81 00:07:49,234 --> 00:07:53,069 Um... I don't... I don't know, man. 82 00:07:53,071 --> 00:07:54,905 Yeah. 83 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:57,040 - I don't know you... - Enough said. I get it. You don't know me. 84 00:07:57,042 --> 00:07:59,944 You know, I'm a stranger. You don't want me in your car. 85 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:03,179 But look. Look in my eyes, man. I have very kind eyes. 86 00:08:03,181 --> 00:08:04,984 - Mm-hmm. - I'm a good guy. 87 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,322 - What d'ya say? - Um... 88 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,391 You know what? Yeah. Yeah, hop on in. 89 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:17,263 - Come on. - Fuck, yeah! Yes! You just made my day, man. 90 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,365 You want a road brew? 91 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:25,735 No-no, I'm good. I, I don't, uh... not while I'm driving. 92 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:27,705 - But you're more than welcome to do it. - All right. 93 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:33,276 You know, keep it low, just in case there's any, uh, cops or anything. 94 00:08:33,278 --> 00:08:36,847 Don't worry about it. I'm pretty much at professional level at drinking and driving. 95 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:40,317 Well, good thing you're not driving. 96 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,286 So what's your story, you party? 97 00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:45,322 Yeah. I mean, I go to parties often. 98 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,060 - What? - Nah. 99 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:52,762 I don't mean, do you go to parties, like a sweet 16. 100 00:08:52,764 --> 00:08:54,765 I mean, do you party, like, do you do drugs? 101 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:56,800 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 102 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:59,469 - Cool. Fuck, yeah. - Yeah. Weed and drink. 103 00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:01,038 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 104 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,473 - Well, that's good news. - Yeah? 105 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:06,376 'Cause I happen to have a pretty rad jazz cigarette. 106 00:09:06,378 --> 00:09:08,245 - Wow, that's awesome, man. - Yeah. 107 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,448 - You wanna piece of this? - No, I'm driving. I don't smoke... 108 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,253 - Mind if I smoke it? - No, not at all. Please, go for it. 109 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:15,955 So, where you headed, man? 110 00:09:17,989 --> 00:09:19,990 - Vegas. - Vegas. 111 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:23,194 Yeah. Bright lights, beautiful women. 112 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,295 - Cool. - It's the perfect place to start over. 113 00:09:25,297 --> 00:09:27,131 - That's awesome, man. - Yeah. 114 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,766 Yeah. I've never been to Vegas. 115 00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:31,935 - You've never been to Vegas? - No, no, no, no, no. Never. 116 00:09:31,937 --> 00:09:34,271 - Oh, dude, you gotta go to Vegas. - Yeah. I know. 117 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,439 I wanna go for my 21st birthday. 118 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:38,375 I know it's cliché and all that, but, you know? 119 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,044 - Dude, that's smart. - Right? 120 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,346 - All of the best stuff in Vegas, you gotta be 21. - Yeah. 121 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:45,982 The bars, the casinos, gambling, strip clubs. 122 00:09:45,984 --> 00:09:48,352 Dude, all the best hookers are at strip clubs. 123 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,520 - Good to know. - Yeah. 124 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,122 - Uh, good to know. - Oh. 125 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,790 Thank you. 126 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:56,160 Maybe if I'm there, I'll look you up and we can hang out. 127 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,465 Yeah. Sure. 128 00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,366 Tell you what. 129 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,068 I'm done with all this bullshit. 130 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:07,237 Nothing for miles, small-town nonsense. 131 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,039 Fuckin' assholes at work. 132 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,940 Shitty jobs. 133 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:12,345 Fuckin' terrible people. 134 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:17,017 Vegas, baby. From that movie? 135 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,955 So, it's this building right here. 136 00:10:25,957 --> 00:10:27,091 - Oh, awesome. - Yeah. 137 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,226 - Pull up right here on the right. - Great. 138 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,227 Thank you so much, Nat. 139 00:10:31,229 --> 00:10:33,396 This is... You really did me such a solid. 140 00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:34,899 - I appreciate it. - No problem. 141 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,133 - You take care of yourself. - You take care of yourself. 142 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:39,336 This baby's gonna get you to LA no problem now. Don't you worry. 143 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,938 Thanks to you, man. 144 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,806 Keep your dick dry out there. You know what I'm saying? 145 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,940 - Okay. - Wrap it up. 146 00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:46,045 All right. I will. 147 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:57,356 Fuck! 148 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,234 Hey, man, what's up? 149 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,534 The whole thing's closed. 150 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,502 I don't even think the fuckin' busses come here anymore. 151 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,271 - What the hell? - What? 152 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,306 Yeah. Fuck me. 153 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:20,578 Oh, shit, man. Well, uh, what're you gonna do? 154 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,514 I-I'll probably just stay here the night, and hitch in the morning. 155 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,118 It's, like, not a big deal. 156 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,122 You know what? Um, I'm staying in Marfa tonight. 157 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,324 If you wanna join... I don't know if they have a bus station, 158 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,593 but it's closer to Vegas. 159 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,294 - You wouldn't mind, for real? - Yeah, man. 160 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:38,616 It'd be nice to have some company. 161 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,165 Okay. Here's one. 162 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,333 What's your favorite movie of all time? 163 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,901 The Graduate. Done. 164 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:45,870 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 165 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,203 - Never seen it. - Really? 166 00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:48,939 I don't even know what it is. The Graduate? 167 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,607 - Dustin Hoffman. You know... - I'll check it out. 168 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,476 What about you? What's your favorite movie? 169 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:56,213 Uh, Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift. 170 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,083 - Really? - Oh, yeah. That movie is crazy. 171 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,184 It's about these guys and they race all these cars. 172 00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:03,554 And they, like, they drift the cars. 173 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,290 I mean, they're... they're all right... those movies, to be honest. 174 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,324 - I mean... - Fast and Furious One and Two? 175 00:12:08,326 --> 00:12:10,227 Fuckin' the best movies I've ever seen. 176 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,663 I mean, they, like, they lost their steam, 177 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,631 like, by the time they got to, like, six. 178 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,333 I think they're on, like, eight now. 179 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,334 Wait. 180 00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:20,036 There's more of those fuckin' movies? 181 00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:21,572 Yeah. There's, like, eight more. 182 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,107 Are you fucking... Oh, my God! 183 00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,642 - Yeah, they added... - That's fuckin' amazing! 184 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,343 They got Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 185 00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:28,646 - The Rock... - Yeah. 186 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,747 - ...from wrestling... - Yeah. 187 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,282 - ...is in The Fast and Furious? - Yeah, I mean, yeah. 188 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,918 Fuck. He's like my favorite wrestler... 189 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,319 It was sad when the guy died, the main guy. 190 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,253 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't tell me. 191 00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,290 - Who... In the movie? - No, no, not in the movie. 192 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,190 - Vin Diesel? - Not Vin Diesel, the other guy, 193 00:12:41,192 --> 00:12:42,525 - but in real life. - Brian? 194 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,295 - Yeah. - Brian died in real life? 195 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,229 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. Wow. 196 00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:49,466 They CGI'd his face 'cause he, like, only shot half of the movie, 197 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:52,202 and they did the rest with his brothers. 198 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,469 Very touching. 199 00:12:53,471 --> 00:12:55,475 - Dude, you are fucking blowing my mind. - Yeah. 200 00:12:57,575 --> 00:12:59,443 We need some tunes up in this bitch, right? 201 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,977 Yeah, oh, totally. 202 00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:02,478 - Let's get it goin'. - My girlfriend... 203 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,982 Well, ex-girlfriend, gave me this iPod as a going-away gift. 204 00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:08,218 - All right, let's see what we got. - Yeah, check it out. 205 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,987 Any Aerosmith on here? 206 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,488 Uh, I don't know. I haven't actually looked at it. 207 00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:15,125 Well, I hope there is, because I'm in the mood for Aerosmith. 208 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,694 - Ooh. I have an update. - What? 209 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:20,229 Your ex has shit taste in music. This is garbage. 210 00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:21,564 Yeah. No, I know. 211 00:13:21,566 --> 00:13:23,633 There's, like, three Indigo Girls records on here. 212 00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,202 Is that why you dumped her? 213 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:26,703 - 'Cause I get it. - No. 214 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,439 No, no, no, no, no. She, uh, she dumped me. 215 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,407 Or, well, no, it was kind of mutual. 216 00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:33,043 She made the decision. Um... 217 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,179 Ew. This is not sounding good. 218 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,647 No, no, no, no, seriously. It was the right decision. 219 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:39,382 So I'm-I'm totally fine with it. 220 00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:41,017 Say no more. I get it. 221 00:13:41,019 --> 00:13:44,320 I'm just excited to start this new phase, this new path. 222 00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,189 Yeah. You should be. 223 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:47,757 You're going to fuckin' art school, dude. 224 00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:49,593 'Cause you know what art school is full of? 225 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:53,130 Hot girls, who, like, have those weird, chunky, black glasses 226 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:56,532 - and, like, black bangs and all this shit. - Yeah, it's... 227 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:59,569 All they're into is, like, doing threesomes and being lesbians for a minute. 228 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:01,271 - Wow. - Like, you're gonna get crazy-laid. 229 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,573 You eat pussy, dude? 230 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,242 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 231 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:09,579 If there's one thing you walk away from this conversation with is, you've gotta eat that pussy. 232 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:12,549 You know, it's like, my-my last girlfriend, she didn't really like getting eaten out... 233 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,550 Okay. Time out. Time out. 234 00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:16,520 Time out. I'm gonna stop you right there. 235 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,323 She likes getting eaten out. You're just bad at it. 236 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,757 Well, here's the thing, okay? 237 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,327 The honest truth, you want the honest truth right here? 238 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,194 She's the only person I've ever been with. 239 00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,131 Oh, dude, that's not embarrassing. 240 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,032 You're fuckin'... What are you, 19 years old you said? 241 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,601 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's fine. 242 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,535 Fuck, I wish I had that. 243 00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:35,417 I fucked a bunch of dummies before I fucked the one true love of my life. 244 00:14:36,441 --> 00:14:37,441 Shit, man. 245 00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:42,746 This is embarrassing. Fu... Fuck. I can't even believe I'm about to tell you this. 246 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,580 No, come on, tell me. 247 00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:47,785 I'm still, like, hung up on this girl from when I was 15 years old. 248 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,554 - I'm talkin' like 25 years ago, man. - Wow. 249 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,723 My high school sweetheart... Sharon was her name... 250 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,426 Ooh. She had, like, this beautiful angelic face. 251 00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:00,130 - We just got each other. You know what I mean? - Yeah. 252 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,299 I feel like in an alternative universe, 253 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:06,670 - we'd be married and have kids and be real happy, you know? - Yeah. 254 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,073 It's, like, there was this fork in the road, 255 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,775 and on one side was this beautiful paradise with Sharon, 256 00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:18,582 and on the other fuckin' side, is just, like, 25 years of fuckin' shit. 257 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:23,120 And I don't know why, but I fuckin' chose the 25 years of shit. 258 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,722 And sometimes I'm laying in bed, trying to fall asleep, 259 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,391 and I just think about that universe with her, 260 00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:31,328 where it's just us and we're happy. 261 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,131 And I don't know what the fuck happened, man. You know? 262 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,535 Wow. 263 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,329 Dude, is this the hotel? 264 00:16:06,331 --> 00:16:07,798 Yeah. I rented out one of those trailers. 265 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,766 Oh, no. I spent my whole life trying to get out of a fuckin' trailer park. 266 00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:12,736 Now you're gonna make me sleep in one again? 267 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:17,406 What is this, some kinda fake poverty bullshit your generation's into? 268 00:16:17,408 --> 00:16:22,179 I know it's corny and all, but, you know, it's just fun. 269 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,881 Hey, I gotta check in. Do you wanna come in with me, or do you wanna wait out here? 270 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:29,152 Uh, no thanks. I saw a bar couple blocks back. 271 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,324 - Why don't you meet me there in 30. - Uh, okay. 272 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,723 - Richard. - Hey. 273 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:09,225 - Hey, how's it goin', man? - Good. What, did you get lost? 274 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:12,495 Oh, no. That ex I was telling you about, she called. 275 00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:16,232 - Dude, you gotta cut her loose. - I know. 276 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:19,269 - You're over 21, right? - Mm-hmm. 277 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,470 What'll you have? 278 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:24,840 - We'll, uh, we'll get two whiskeys. - Yep. 279 00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:28,214 - Holy shit, I didn't get carded. - Yeah, okay, be cool. 280 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:31,380 - Thank you so much. - Yeah, thank you. 281 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:33,719 - Cheers. - Cheers. 282 00:17:35,853 --> 00:17:37,523 Oh! 283 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:42,291 - We'll do two more of these. Make 'em doubles. - Yeah. 284 00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,293 Thank you. 285 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,797 - Mmm. - Fuck. 286 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,800 - What? - I'm sorry, dude. 287 00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:53,669 - I just did a real fuckin' dick thing. - No, what did you do? 288 00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:56,373 I ordered a bunch of drinks, and I've only got ten bucks in my pocket. 289 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,308 Oh, come on, don't worry about it, man. I got the drinks. 290 00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,443 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 291 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,777 You've already been so fuckin' nice to me. 292 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:02,945 Giving me a ride, and all this other stuff. 293 00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:04,513 It's all good. Don't worry about it. 294 00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:05,915 - No, no, no. - What? 295 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,617 Don't flash that kind of money in a place like this. 296 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,319 - What'd you do, fuckin' rob a bank? - No. 297 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:11,887 Jesus Christ. 298 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:14,523 - Are you fuckin' rich? - No. 299 00:18:14,525 --> 00:18:15,695 Oh, thank you. 300 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,427 Your parents are rich. 301 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:21,365 - Well, I mean, they're like upper-middle class-ish. - Right? 302 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,635 I fuckin' nail... I nailed it, man. I got your number. 303 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,404 So, I've had, like, a pretty sheltered life. 304 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,606 Everything's planned out for me. 305 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,309 You do well on your SAT's. Graduate high school. 306 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,043 You go to college. You get a job. 307 00:18:34,045 --> 00:18:36,379 You get married. Blah, blah, blah. 308 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:41,885 And that's fine for some people, but that type of life doesn't interest me at all. 309 00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,587 Yeah, I get it. 310 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,422 No one had a plan for me. 311 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,990 Nobody fuckin' expected anything out of my life. 312 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,424 Yeah. And-And see? That's-That's my point. 313 00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:53,430 You're one of the realest people I think I've ever met in my entire life. 314 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,831 And I-I guess that's what I'm trying to do with my photography. 315 00:18:55,833 --> 00:19:02,472 I'm trying to get to... to the-the heart of real America, you know? 316 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,741 And I feel like being in here in this place 317 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:07,944 with you right now, with all these people around, that this is real America. 318 00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:09,479 Nat, I have an update. 319 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,915 I think this might be the asshole of real America. 320 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,483 You're a good kid, Nat. I like you. 321 00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:16,653 - Thank you. - Yeah. 322 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,922 I think the universe brought us together for a reason, you know? 323 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,456 - Yeah? - Yeah. 324 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,059 I will fuckin' rip the condom off of your mind, dude, 325 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:26,797 so you can fuck this world raw. 326 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,700 I wanna see you fuckin' raw-dog this world, man. 327 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,934 That's what you're doing. 328 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,080 Fuck the world raw. 329 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,116 Did you guys just fuckin' see that? 330 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,818 - Fuckin' kid just took our photo. - That's funny. 331 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,387 Hey. You just take my fuckin' photo? 332 00:19:51,389 --> 00:19:53,357 What the fuck are you thinkin'? 333 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,058 I-I'm sorry, yeah. 334 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,626 What the fuck are you doin'? Erase that. 335 00:19:57,628 --> 00:19:59,463 Got any fuckin' manners? 336 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,831 This is a film camera. I can't erase it. 337 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,633 - Give me the fuckin camera. - No, stop! 338 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,869 Hey, leave the kid alone, okay? He didn't mean anything by it. 339 00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:09,138 What the fuck are you gonna do about it, huh? 340 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:12,943 Okay. Just go back to your game and play pool with your bros. 341 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,845 Uncle Joe, Ryan, come here. 342 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,746 You wanna meet my boys? 343 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,548 Hey, Richard. Come on. Let's go. Let's just leave. 344 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,849 Oh, no, no. Hang on, Nat. 345 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:22,586 I'm about to meet Uncle Joe and Ryan. 346 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,889 You are. 347 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,559 Richard. 348 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,596 Richard, come on, let's go. Please. I'm so sorry. 349 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,667 Richard, please? I'm so sorry. 350 00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:40,837 Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna go. 351 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:44,107 - What do you mean you're gonna fuckin' go? - I'm sorry. 352 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,410 Thank you, ma'am. 353 00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:50,414 - Sorry for the disturbance. - Fuckin' pussy. 354 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,781 - Ooh. One sec. - Li'l fuckin' baby. 355 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,984 What? 356 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,090 - Oh, my God! - Run! 357 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:00,657 Go, go, run! 358 00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,664 I think we lost 'em. 359 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,032 Oh, my God. 360 00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,135 Did you see that guy's face when I hit him? 361 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,604 Oh, fuck, man. 362 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,740 - That... That was... That was cra... - Did you get your camera? 363 00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,474 Yeah, I got it. I got my camera. 364 00:21:18,476 --> 00:21:19,876 That was crazy though. 365 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:22,979 That was not crazy. That was just a bar fight. 366 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:25,080 Come on. You've never been in a fight before? 367 00:21:25,082 --> 00:21:26,549 How are you so calm right now? 368 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,917 How are you not? 369 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,220 You know what? Drink the rest of this, okay? 370 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,455 - You need to relax, buddy. - Yeah. 371 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,991 I'll be back here, taking a piss! 372 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,461 Hey, don't come back here unless you wanna see my dick. 373 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,801 I don't wanna see your... Ha ha! I'm so drunk right now. 374 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,703 Hey, you think those guys are gonna find us? 375 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,805 The guys from the bar? 376 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,674 Fuck, no. And by the way, if they do, guess what. 377 00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:52,842 We'll just kick their fuckin' asses. 378 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,109 - Yeah? That's right. - Boom! 379 00:21:54,111 --> 00:21:57,617 - You fuckin' hit him so fuckin' hard. - Yeah. 380 00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,753 Whoo. 381 00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:05,989 I'm pretty fuckin' hydrated today. 382 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,125 Hey, man, you ever thought of getting in touch with that girl 383 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,761 - that you're still in love with? - Who, Sharon? 384 00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:14,830 - Uh, Sharon. - Fuck, no. Why would I do that? 385 00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:17,032 Well, because you're still in love with her. 386 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:19,168 You haven't tried to contact her once? That's crazy. 387 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:24,139 I've looked her up. But we had a pretty bad falling out, so what's the point? 388 00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:26,242 You know where she lives though, you looked her up. 389 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,877 - Yeah, I looked her up. - You looked her up. 390 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,180 - Fine. Yes, I looked her up. - So you know where she lives. 391 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,182 Where does she live? 392 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,716 Where does she live? 393 00:22:33,718 --> 00:22:38,187 227 Lojitas Lane. Las Cruces, New fuckin' Mexico. 394 00:22:38,189 --> 00:22:39,556 Okay? You happy now? 395 00:22:39,558 --> 00:22:41,124 That's right off the I-10. 396 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:43,760 - We should go visit her. - No. 397 00:22:43,762 --> 00:22:45,962 Yes. Yes! It's on the way to Vegas! 398 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:48,665 No matter what, you're gonna drive by there, so why not say hi? 399 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,534 Why? Because I was a piece of shit back then, okay? 400 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,738 And, yes, I'm still a piece of shit, but a very different piece of shit, 401 00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:56,572 one I would rather she didn't see. 402 00:22:56,574 --> 00:22:59,778 - Just hit this and stop bothering me, okay? - Okay. Here. 403 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,215 You're bumming me out. 404 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:09,919 I don't know, man. 405 00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:14,624 - You think I'm ugly? - What? 406 00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:15,992 - I'm ugly. - No! 407 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,793 - I'm ugly now. - No, no, no. 408 00:23:17,795 --> 00:23:22,699 When she knew me, I looked like a good-lookin' kid, you know? 409 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:27,604 I look in the mirror now and there's a old, ugly-ass man staring back at me. 410 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:31,174 I'm balding, my hair is going gray. 411 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,096 I'm shocked I get laid as much as I do, which is, by the way, quite a bit. 412 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,080 I don't think women like me for my face. 413 00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:41,017 I think they just like the danger. 414 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,652 - Oh, that's real sensitive... - Can't breathe! 415 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:44,154 You know what? You're a fuckin' dick. 416 00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:47,257 You know what? Fine. Fine! 417 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,924 Fine, We'll go, we'll see Sharon, 418 00:23:48,926 --> 00:23:50,260 then we'll see who has the last laugh. 419 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,794 So funny. 420 00:23:51,796 --> 00:23:53,632 All right, done. We're done here. 421 00:23:54,632 --> 00:23:55,732 Time for bed. Shut up. 422 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,771 Wow. 423 00:24:02,773 --> 00:24:04,010 Oh, that's beautiful. 424 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:09,311 - Oh, fuck. Birds? - What? 425 00:24:09,313 --> 00:24:11,848 - What's wrong with birds? - Oh. Nothing. 426 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,283 No, no, Richard. What's wrong with birds? 427 00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:15,719 Let's just go. Come on. 428 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:19,289 No, no, no. Richard. Tell me. Come on, dude. 429 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,390 Birds like that usually means a storm's coming. 430 00:24:21,392 --> 00:24:23,827 It's an old Hopi legend. Let's just go. 431 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:27,864 Storms. Storm? I don't see any storm. 432 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,699 Yeah, well it doesn't have to be a literal storm. 433 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,768 It can be a metaphorical storm or some shit. 434 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,039 Let's just get on the road. 435 00:24:35,907 --> 00:24:38,241 Goddamn it. Come on! 436 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:39,611 All right. 437 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,184 It's really cool 438 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,654 that you know all about the Hopi legend and stuff like that. 439 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,289 Yeah, you're not doing your duty as a goddamn citizen of the United States 440 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,357 if you don't know all the old Indian legends. 441 00:24:55,359 --> 00:25:01,397 Hopi, Apache, Sioux, Iroquois, Choctaw, Cherokee. 442 00:25:01,399 --> 00:25:05,100 I mean, come on, these are the people whose land we stole, whose women we raped. 443 00:25:05,102 --> 00:25:08,871 Not my ancestors. I'm one-eighth Jewish. 444 00:25:08,873 --> 00:25:11,674 Besides, I don't think you're supposed to call 'em "Indians" anymore. 445 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,944 I think the proper term is "Native American." 446 00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:18,818 Your generation is 100 percent pussies. 447 00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:48,174 - Think we're here. - Fuck. 448 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:54,944 All right, let's slow down with those, all right? 449 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,479 - Oh. - How many... 450 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:58,947 Oh, dude, I'm fuckin' nervous, okay? 451 00:26:58,949 --> 00:27:01,853 I'm in a real vulnerable state right now. I need your support. 452 00:27:10,561 --> 00:27:12,962 - How do I look? - You look great. 453 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,799 You look fantastic. You got your good shirt on. 454 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,067 You... You're doing great. 455 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:20,203 - You mean that? You're not just saying it? - No, I'm not just saying it. 456 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:21,206 You look good. 457 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,541 Fuck. Did you just see that? She just walked past that window. 458 00:27:25,543 --> 00:27:27,409 - Did you see that? - Yes. Yes, I did. 459 00:27:27,411 --> 00:27:28,978 And what are you waiting for? Come on. 460 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,512 Come on, big guy. 461 00:27:30,514 --> 00:27:31,783 - Okay. - You got it. 462 00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:34,082 Here we go. 463 00:27:34,084 --> 00:27:35,385 Whoo. Wish me luck. 464 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,419 - All the luck. - Okay. 465 00:27:37,421 --> 00:27:38,421 Oh, boy. 466 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,359 Oh, God. 467 00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:49,199 - I can't do it. Let's just go. - What? 468 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,500 What are you talking about? 469 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,001 Let's get out of here! 470 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:54,904 - No. You gotta do it. - Come on, man. 471 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,505 I don't wanna be here anymore. 472 00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:59,442 This is... What're you doing? What're you doing? 473 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,411 - Oh! - Richard, you're making me do this. 474 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,946 Do not go in... Do not touch that door. 475 00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,248 - Fuck! - For your own good. 476 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:06,616 Dude. 477 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:07,618 No, I... 478 00:28:13,157 --> 00:28:15,261 - Who are you? - I'm Ashly. 479 00:28:17,294 --> 00:28:19,328 - Do you know Sharon? - Yeah. She's my mom. 480 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,330 Oh. 481 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:26,637 Is she here? 482 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,177 No, actually, she's, um, she's dead. 483 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,378 - Fuck. - Oh, shit. 484 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,348 Yeah, she died last year. 485 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,617 Fuck. How? 486 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:44,153 - She killed herself. - What? 487 00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:46,521 Slit her wrists in the bathroom and I was the one who found her. 488 00:28:46,523 --> 00:28:47,557 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, fuck. 489 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,892 I'm so sorry. 490 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,559 Hey, who's at the door? 491 00:28:50,561 --> 00:28:51,930 Oh, hi, Mom. 492 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,899 - Hi. - Sharon? 493 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,568 Wait. You're not dead. 494 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,435 Dead? Oh, what the fuck? Ashly. 495 00:29:00,437 --> 00:29:02,507 - Whatever. - Can I help you? 496 00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,542 It's Richard. 497 00:29:07,378 --> 00:29:09,078 - I'm sorry. I think... - Wait! 498 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,413 I think you have the wrong person. 499 00:29:10,415 --> 00:29:11,481 No, no, no! 500 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,219 It's Richard, from high school. 501 00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:20,290 Richard. Oh. Wow. 502 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,024 - In the flesh. - It's you. 503 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:23,626 - It is. - And who's this? 504 00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:25,094 This is my friend, Nat. 505 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,596 - Uh... - That's Sharon. 506 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,063 Nathan, but I go by Nat. 507 00:29:28,065 --> 00:29:30,666 - Yeah. - Nathan, hi. Hello. Come in. 508 00:29:30,668 --> 00:29:33,403 Uh, you sure we're not bothering you or anything? 509 00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,038 No. Come on in. Please. 510 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,040 - Hi. - Hello. 511 00:29:37,042 --> 00:29:39,078 - This is a surprise. - Very nice to meet you. 512 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:41,511 Wow. Is everything okay? 513 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,212 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 514 00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:45,949 No, we were just, you know, driving through town, 515 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,717 and, you know, Facebook sent me a message that you lived near here, 516 00:29:48,719 --> 00:29:52,120 so I figured I'd stop by and see if you wanted to catch up. 517 00:29:52,122 --> 00:29:55,023 - Facebook doesn't do that. - Ashly, go do something. 518 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:57,193 Well, I'll be in my room, if you care or whatever. 519 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,162 I'm sorry my daughter's such a fucking brat. 520 00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:01,563 - Oh, that's okay. - You know what? 521 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:04,402 I was actually about to open up a bottle of wine, if you want some. 522 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,569 - Yeah. - Yeah? 523 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:08,370 - That sounds great. - You want some too? 524 00:30:08,372 --> 00:30:11,340 Uh, ye... No, no. I'm fine, thank you. 525 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,309 So, wait. He's not your son? 526 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,411 Him? No. 527 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:18,114 - Richard, hey, I'm gonna just be in the car. - Yeah, I don't care, Nat. 528 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:19,118 Yo! 529 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,387 Come here. 530 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,259 Shut the door. 531 00:30:35,399 --> 00:30:38,134 - Uh, ca... Should I? - Yeah, totally. 532 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:39,672 Just throw all that shit on the ground. 533 00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:41,706 Okay. 534 00:30:49,747 --> 00:30:51,380 You smoke? 535 00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:52,583 Uh, no. No, I'm fine. 536 00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:56,386 - What do you think they're talking about? - Huh? 537 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:59,355 What do you think they're talking about? 538 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,522 Uh... 539 00:31:00,524 --> 00:31:03,059 - Who's this? - That's my husband. 540 00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,061 Oh. 541 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:08,630 - Seems like a real asshole. - What? 542 00:31:08,632 --> 00:31:12,601 Uh, he's a lucky guy, huh? Have all this. 543 00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:14,569 - That's great. - Yeah. 544 00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,138 What's goin' on over there? 545 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,609 That is, I am studying for my real estate license. 546 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:20,579 Really? 547 00:31:21,812 --> 00:31:23,646 Yeah, really. Why? 548 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:25,580 Come on. That doesn't add up. 549 00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:28,617 Not the Sharon I knew. 550 00:31:28,619 --> 00:31:32,655 Sharon with purple hair, whose favorite phrase was "fuck off." 551 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:35,090 Who gave me a hand job under the bleachers at the homecoming game. 552 00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:36,626 Oh, my God. I cannot believe. 553 00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:39,428 - I haven't thought of that in so long. - But you remember, right? 554 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,731 Isn't it so funny when you look back at the past, 555 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,267 and you're, like, "Oh, my God, I thought that was intimacy." 556 00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,836 You just, like, stabbing me with two fingers over and over again. 557 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:49,204 You were always like, "Cut your fingernails," all that shit. 558 00:31:49,206 --> 00:31:50,740 I was like, "This hurts!" That was... 559 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,311 - The greatest. - ...weird. 560 00:31:57,648 --> 00:31:59,248 So, you from around here? 561 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:02,085 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm from Texas. 562 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,653 But I'm moving to LA. 563 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:08,156 I cannot wait to get the fuck out of here the second I turn 18. 564 00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:10,225 Yeah, really? Where you gonna go? 565 00:32:10,227 --> 00:32:11,596 Anywhere. Just not here. 566 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:15,697 I'm so sick of my dumb friends 567 00:32:15,699 --> 00:32:19,868 and my dumb parents and my dumb teachers 568 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:22,871 and my dumb job down at The Cone Zone. 569 00:32:22,873 --> 00:32:25,407 Maybe I'll go to LA too. 570 00:32:25,409 --> 00:32:29,148 I'll be an actress or on a reality TV show or something like that. 571 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:34,183 Hey, can you stay, like, right there? 572 00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:36,118 Um... 573 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,319 - Oh, yeah, totally. - Yeah? 574 00:32:37,321 --> 00:32:39,288 Everyone always tells me I should model. 575 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,459 Oh, okay. Great. 576 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:51,434 - How old are you, again? - Fifteen. 577 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:52,804 Well, I will be in two months. 578 00:32:53,804 --> 00:32:54,806 Mm-hmm. 579 00:33:00,677 --> 00:33:02,147 - Thanks. - I'm on Instagram. 580 00:33:03,548 --> 00:33:07,549 Ashly Richards 42069. Tag me. 581 00:33:07,551 --> 00:33:10,685 Can I get some more of that? 582 00:33:10,687 --> 00:33:12,521 - Richard. - Oh, man! 583 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:13,825 Why are you here? 584 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:16,595 Oh. 585 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,298 Of course. Why am I here? 586 00:33:22,300 --> 00:33:24,533 Uh... 587 00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:27,138 I just... 588 00:33:28,805 --> 00:33:31,440 - I feel like I never... - You don't have to... 589 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:34,242 ...said it then, and it's what you always wanted to hear, but... 590 00:33:34,244 --> 00:33:36,614 - No. You did say it. - I love you, Sharon. 591 00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:40,348 I've always loved you. 592 00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:44,723 You know, you're the... 593 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,424 You're the love of my life, you know? 594 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:49,724 - Richard... - And... 595 00:33:49,726 --> 00:33:50,893 Oh. 596 00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,761 When I see you here now, 597 00:33:52,763 --> 00:33:58,201 I realize this is the life I was supposed to have. 598 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:00,502 - You know, don't you ever feel like that? - Richard. 599 00:34:00,504 --> 00:34:04,339 That, like, in another world, you and me would be living in this house, 600 00:34:04,341 --> 00:34:07,342 and we'd have kids, and we'd have a happy life. 601 00:34:07,344 --> 00:34:08,911 Richard, I think you should go. 602 00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,246 Wait. Because I said I loved you? 603 00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:12,748 No. I... That... Uh, sorry. 604 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,884 That... I'm-I'm try... I'm trying to explain myself. 605 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:18,353 - Wait-wait, no. I don't... I don't wa... - I want you to take this... 606 00:34:18,355 --> 00:34:20,389 - What's that? - ...and just go. 607 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,857 What the fuck is that? 608 00:34:21,859 --> 00:34:23,826 - This... I'm just trying to help you. - What the fuck? 609 00:34:23,828 --> 00:34:26,295 - Dude, I don't want your fucking money. - Richard. Okay. Calm down. 610 00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:29,398 That's not why I'm here! I'm trying to tell you I'm fucking in love with you. 611 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,233 - I don't want your fuckin' money! - Okay, Richard, 612 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,802 I want you to... No, no, no! Richard. 613 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,737 No, please don't... Don't touch me, okay? 614 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,304 No. No, I'm not touching you. 615 00:34:36,306 --> 00:34:37,840 - If you kiss me, you'll remember. - What? 616 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:38,940 You'll remember what we had! 617 00:34:38,942 --> 00:34:40,275 When we were laughing! 618 00:34:40,277 --> 00:34:41,744 Please get out of my house, Richard! 619 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,478 Seriously, you're scaring me. Okay? 620 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:47,949 - Out of my house. - Don't worry, I'm leaving. 621 00:34:47,951 --> 00:34:49,784 - Nat, let's go. - What? 622 00:34:49,786 --> 00:34:53,422 You're a fuckin' bullshit person, living a bullshit life. 623 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,824 Your shitty little house and your bullshit husband, 624 00:34:55,826 --> 00:34:58,628 - and your fuckin' mean tricks-playing daughter. - Okay. 625 00:34:58,630 --> 00:34:59,895 You know what? 626 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,563 When you're tired of your fucking plastic life, 627 00:35:01,565 --> 00:35:03,699 just remember out there, there's a man who fucking loves you, 628 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,270 who'll always love you. 629 00:35:07,804 --> 00:35:09,340 I-I'm so sorry. 630 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:13,942 Don't tell your father. 631 00:35:13,944 --> 00:35:15,780 Oh, my God. 632 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,319 Fuck... me. 633 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:26,755 I need a fucking drink. 634 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:28,891 Why is there no fucking booze in this car? 635 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:31,860 Okay, just calm down, and then tell me what happened, okay? 636 00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:33,962 - What happened in there? - What happened was it didn't work, Nat! 637 00:35:33,964 --> 00:35:35,665 It didn't fuckin' work! 638 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,969 Your big idea, it didn't fuckin' work! 639 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:41,904 I never would've come here if it wasn't for you. 640 00:35:41,906 --> 00:35:43,973 Look, I-I feel awful. 641 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,608 Just tell me what I can do, okay? 642 00:35:46,610 --> 00:35:48,811 - You wanna make it up to me? - Yes, I wanna make it up to you. 643 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,681 You can get me a hamburger, and a 12-pack of beer. 644 00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:53,883 - Okay. Sure. - Make it a case. 645 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:01,389 I haven't eaten fast food in, like, ten years. 646 00:36:01,391 --> 00:36:05,427 My school made me watch this animal cruelty video and, oh, I think it... 647 00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,462 - Hello? - No, hey. 648 00:36:07,464 --> 00:36:08,831 Don't fuckin' yell at them. 649 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,733 I'm not even yell... I just said, "Hello." 650 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:13,668 When they're ready, they'll say what's up. Don't yell at them. 651 00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:15,971 - I literally just... - Thank you for choosing Bob's Burgers. 652 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,773 Would you like to try our famous taco burger? 653 00:36:17,775 --> 00:36:19,407 Yes, we would. Thank you. 654 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,909 Uh, let's see. 655 00:36:20,911 --> 00:36:24,679 Two taco burger combos, one Frito pie, 656 00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:28,516 and then, uh, six-piece chicken nuggets. 657 00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:31,587 - One four-piece chicken nuggets... - No-no, six... six-piece chicken nuggets. 658 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:33,121 Hey, hey, hey. Be nice. 659 00:36:33,123 --> 00:36:35,056 Six-piece, please. 660 00:36:35,058 --> 00:36:37,559 Okay, your total's gonna be $15.27. 661 00:36:37,561 --> 00:36:39,661 - Please drive to the second window. - No, stop! Stop! Thank you! 662 00:36:39,663 --> 00:36:41,764 - What the fuck, dude! - What? 663 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:45,768 He wasn't fuckin' done. You don't fuckin' just take off. You say fuckin' "Thank you." 664 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:47,802 I'm gonna say thank you right now. The second window. 665 00:36:47,804 --> 00:36:49,704 No, you don't know it's the same guy! 666 00:36:49,706 --> 00:36:53,141 You've never worked at one of these places before, Nat, I'm sorry. I have. 667 00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:55,744 Sometimes it's one guy taking the order, and another guy gives you the food. 668 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,980 You say fuckin' thank you. You have fuckin' manners. 669 00:36:58,982 --> 00:37:01,884 - I'm sorry this isn't your dad's country club, okay? - Oh, my God. 670 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,052 But when a guy takes your order and fuckin' does your food, 671 00:37:04,054 --> 00:37:06,755 you say fuckin' thank you, you say fuckin' please, 672 00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:10,159 because all day long they're getting shit from fuckin' assholes like you. 673 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:12,994 - Goddamn it. - Okay. Sorry. I didn't mean to be an asshole! 674 00:37:12,996 --> 00:37:13,996 - Hi. - Hi. 675 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,898 - $15.27. - Yep. 676 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,800 Feel like I have to fuckin' apologize for your behavior. 677 00:37:18,802 --> 00:37:19,971 Okay. Fuck. 678 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,806 They're fuckin' human beings back there, man. 679 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,708 Fuckin' human beings making the food 680 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:28,080 that you're gonna shove into your stupid fuckin' mouth. 681 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,585 Thank you. 682 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:37,956 Thank you so much. 683 00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,192 Catch. 684 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,862 Whoa, you blew it. 685 00:37:47,464 --> 00:37:50,866 Mm! You should come to Vegas with me. 686 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:52,668 - Right? - Um, sure. 687 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,703 We're fuckin' driving there already. 688 00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:56,505 Like, fuck art school, man. 689 00:37:56,507 --> 00:37:58,139 We can have drinks with show girls. 690 00:37:58,141 --> 00:38:00,074 We can go to the casinos. 691 00:38:00,076 --> 00:38:02,811 It'd be so fuckin' fun. We'd have the best time. 692 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:05,748 I... I bet we would. 693 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:09,083 Just two fuckin' hustlers taking over the-the city and desert. 694 00:38:09,085 --> 00:38:10,585 I'm not a hustler. 695 00:38:10,587 --> 00:38:12,621 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 696 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,956 - You're an artist, right? - Yeah. 697 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:17,559 Yeah. What's a fuckin' artist but a hustler, dude? 698 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:21,663 Get used to it, 'cause that's what you're gonna be doing for the rest of your life. 699 00:38:21,665 --> 00:38:23,998 - Okay. - Plus, you know what? 700 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,802 Anybody who wants a piece, guess what they're gonna get? Boom. 701 00:38:27,804 --> 00:38:29,003 Dude, what the fuck? 702 00:38:29,005 --> 00:38:31,040 I'm gonna protect you. Okay? 703 00:38:31,042 --> 00:38:32,942 - You're gonna hurt yourself. - I'm not gonna hurt myself. 704 00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,043 - Put the knife away! - If anybody fucks with you... 705 00:38:35,045 --> 00:38:38,179 - Okay. Yep. - I'm gonna fuckin'... I'll fuckin' slit their throat. 706 00:38:38,181 --> 00:38:40,081 - Put the knife away! - Slit their fu... Okay! 707 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:42,817 - Jesus. - Jesus Christ. 708 00:38:42,819 --> 00:38:45,186 Such a fuckin' baby about the knife. 709 00:38:45,188 --> 00:38:49,895 I'm just showing you that I'm like, like a big brother, I'm gonna... 710 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:55,500 'Cause you're like... I can tell. You're like... 711 00:38:57,567 --> 00:38:58,636 scared. 712 00:39:07,777 --> 00:39:10,712 I'm gonna sleep for, like, ten minutes. 713 00:39:10,714 --> 00:39:13,849 And then I'll drive and then you can sleep. 714 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:14,817 - Okay. - Okay? 715 00:39:14,819 --> 00:39:15,817 Okay. 716 00:39:15,819 --> 00:39:16,951 You're doing a good job. 717 00:39:16,953 --> 00:39:18,987 - You're a good kid. - Thank you. 718 00:39:18,989 --> 00:39:21,790 You're a good kid, Nat. You're a good kid. 719 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:25,596 Just my little brother, who I'm teaching everything to. 720 00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,730 Shit. 721 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:16,311 Come on. Okay, come on. 722 00:40:16,313 --> 00:40:17,712 It's time to go. 723 00:40:17,714 --> 00:40:19,315 What's going on? What time is it? 724 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:23,251 It's late, uh... It's early morning. 725 00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:25,054 - Okay. - Yeah. 726 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,121 - Why aren't we driving? - Because I need to sleep. 727 00:40:27,123 --> 00:40:28,958 - Fuck it. Come on. - Okay. 728 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,159 - I'll drive. I can drive. - Nope. Let's, uh, 729 00:40:31,161 --> 00:40:32,830 let's put you to bed, bud. 730 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:35,934 This way. 731 00:42:27,911 --> 00:42:28,911 Fuck. 732 00:42:35,018 --> 00:42:36,851 What's the matter, won't start? 733 00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:38,454 Uh, no. 734 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:40,822 - Fuck. - Yeah. 735 00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:43,925 I'll take a look at it after we eat our free breakfast. 736 00:42:43,927 --> 00:42:46,395 Right? They got a waffle bar, you know. 737 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,895 Come on, let's go. 738 00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:49,764 I'm fuckin' starving. 739 00:42:49,766 --> 00:42:51,002 Whoo! 740 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,944 - You know you left this on the table upstairs? - Oh. 741 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,811 You don't have to tip maids at motels. 742 00:43:03,813 --> 00:43:05,447 They're not actually cleaning anything. 743 00:43:05,449 --> 00:43:07,252 All they do is make the bed again. 744 00:43:30,406 --> 00:43:34,543 Shit, man, I'm sorry I couldn't fix it this time. 745 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,779 But, good news is, 746 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:39,447 the universe just handed us a day off in a pretty cool city. 747 00:43:39,449 --> 00:43:41,785 So, let's enjoy it, right? 748 00:43:46,556 --> 00:43:49,491 Get a picture of me with this barbed wire. 749 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:51,862 - Uh... - It's fuckin' tough as shit, right? 750 00:43:54,998 --> 00:43:56,301 Yeah, sure. 751 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,904 Oh. Oh, boy. Here we go. 752 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:04,208 Classic. 753 00:44:09,078 --> 00:44:11,248 - I know what'll fuckin' cheer you up, bro. - What? 754 00:44:12,348 --> 00:44:14,148 Fuck Vegas. I'm not goin'. 755 00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:15,317 Why? 756 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,518 Because I'm gonna go to LA with you. 757 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,355 - Right? - Yeah. That's great. 758 00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:23,058 - I can't believe it didn't occur to me before. - It's fuckin'... 759 00:44:26,529 --> 00:44:28,329 Hello? 760 00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:30,234 Yeah, hi, this is Nat. 761 00:44:33,002 --> 00:44:34,002 Okay. 762 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:39,376 Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. 763 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,344 Bye. 764 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,579 Fuck. 765 00:44:44,581 --> 00:44:46,581 It'll cost more to fix the car than it's worth. 766 00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:49,351 Yeah. I'm not surprised. 767 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:52,119 I'm so fucked. Classes start in, like, three days. 768 00:44:52,121 --> 00:44:54,989 You know what? I'm just gonna... 769 00:44:54,991 --> 00:44:57,592 I'm gonna go back to the hotel and call my parents, okay? 770 00:44:57,594 --> 00:44:59,962 Seriously? 771 00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:03,197 Things get a little hard and you fuckin' bail and go call Mommy and Daddy? 772 00:45:03,199 --> 00:45:05,567 - What would you do? - What would I do? 773 00:45:05,569 --> 00:45:09,503 I'd go to the fuckin' bar, have a couple drinks, fuckin' chill out, 774 00:45:09,505 --> 00:45:13,574 and then tomorrow, I swear to God, I will put you on a bus to LA myself. 775 00:45:13,576 --> 00:45:16,878 - Yeah, but what about all my stuff in my van? - Fuck that stuff. 776 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,947 - You don't need it. - I need some of it. 777 00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:21,884 Great. Take that and leave the rest. Who cares? Come on. 778 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:23,985 Come on, what're you doing? Come on. Let's go. 779 00:45:23,987 --> 00:45:26,454 You got this. You got this. 780 00:45:26,456 --> 00:45:30,358 To LA, man, where everything's gonna go fuckin' great for us. 781 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,659 If we ever make it there. 782 00:45:31,661 --> 00:45:33,464 Oh, we're gonna make it. Don't you worry. 783 00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:37,299 You need to be more Zen about how things happen. 784 00:45:37,301 --> 00:45:38,869 You know, you get real down and... 785 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,938 Can I have a tequila soda, please? 786 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,139 Can I have a beer, please? 787 00:45:45,141 --> 00:45:47,476 - Hey. - What? 788 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:49,047 Check out these girls over here. 789 00:45:51,648 --> 00:45:54,081 That girl just smiled at me. 790 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:55,650 What about Sharon? 791 00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:57,953 Sharon? Come on, man. That was yesterday. 792 00:45:57,955 --> 00:45:59,353 I'm moving forward with my life. 793 00:45:59,355 --> 00:46:01,223 I'm trying to do something new now. 794 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:02,927 Where they goin'? 795 00:46:04,328 --> 00:46:06,328 - Let's go talk to them. - No. 796 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:08,029 - Come on, come on, come on. - No, no. I'm good. 797 00:46:08,031 --> 00:46:09,563 I'm gonna just stay right here. 798 00:46:09,565 --> 00:46:11,699 I don't feel like talking to anyone right now. 799 00:46:11,701 --> 00:46:13,668 What's the matter with you, dude? Come on. 800 00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:16,371 - No, I'm sorry. I just... - There are cute girls here and they smiled at us. 801 00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:18,507 - I'm sorry. - That's a signal. 802 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,509 - Mm. - You know what? Fine, forget it. 803 00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:22,610 You sit here and mope while I go talk to those girls. 804 00:46:22,612 --> 00:46:24,947 I'm just saying... 805 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,549 It'd be a lot more fun if you were there. 806 00:46:32,188 --> 00:46:33,422 Hey. 807 00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:34,655 Nice. 808 00:46:34,657 --> 00:46:36,391 - This is so stupid. - I know, right? 809 00:46:36,393 --> 00:46:38,563 Let's do it. 810 00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:43,098 Ladies. 811 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,532 - How ya doin'? - Hey. 812 00:46:44,534 --> 00:46:46,335 I'm Richard. This is Nat. 813 00:46:46,337 --> 00:46:47,735 - I'm Nina. - Hey. 814 00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:49,170 - Hey. - Rebecca. 815 00:46:49,172 --> 00:46:50,471 You mind if we join you 816 00:46:50,473 --> 00:46:52,074 and maybe get you a drink or something? 817 00:46:52,076 --> 00:46:53,675 - Absolutely. - Oh. 818 00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:55,744 - Fuck, yeah. - Great. 819 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:59,250 Nat, why don't you go, uh, why don't you get us those drinks. 820 00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:03,150 I'll come with you. 821 00:47:03,152 --> 00:47:04,286 Oh? Yeah. 822 00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:05,490 Okay. 823 00:47:08,257 --> 00:47:10,092 - Hi. - Four shots of whiskey. 824 00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:11,229 Thanks. 825 00:47:12,628 --> 00:47:14,395 - Is that okay with you? - Yeah. 826 00:47:14,397 --> 00:47:15,565 Yeah, yeah, of course. 827 00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,136 Mmm. 828 00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:22,471 - You guys live around here? - No. 829 00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:24,206 We're just traveling through. 830 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,474 - Oh. - Yeah. 831 00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:27,742 What about you guys? 832 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,212 Just doing a little road trip with my sister. 833 00:47:30,214 --> 00:47:31,712 Nice. Where you guys headed? 834 00:47:31,714 --> 00:47:33,148 You can keep the change. 835 00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:35,183 - We're driving back to LA. - Really? 836 00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:37,052 No way. That's where I'm headed. 837 00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:38,619 Uh, starting college, art school. 838 00:47:38,621 --> 00:47:41,255 Shut the fuck up. I'm finishing art school. 839 00:47:41,257 --> 00:47:43,090 - Really? - Going into my last semester. 840 00:47:43,092 --> 00:47:45,159 - Dude, that's hilarious. - That's cool. 841 00:47:45,161 --> 00:47:47,262 I know, right? Uh... 842 00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:49,563 - Yeah. I go to Cal Arts. - What kind of art do you do? 843 00:47:49,565 --> 00:47:51,800 I can't believe you guys are staying in the same motel as us. 844 00:47:51,802 --> 00:47:53,501 - I know. Isn't that crazy? - That's insane. 845 00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:55,404 - You are? - Yeah. 846 00:47:55,406 --> 00:47:58,706 - Guys, this is like fate or some... - Fate. 847 00:47:58,708 --> 00:47:59,808 - Whoa. - What the fuck? 848 00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:02,277 This is weird. This is now officially... 849 00:48:02,279 --> 00:48:03,744 - We... Guys, a toast. - Oh, my God. 850 00:48:03,746 --> 00:48:06,650 All right? A toast to fate and new friends. 851 00:48:08,284 --> 00:48:10,187 - Cheers. - Cheers. 852 00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:14,822 Arrrr! Ooh! 853 00:48:14,824 --> 00:48:17,192 - Whoo. - Ooh-wee! 854 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:19,360 Oh, uh, so to answer your question. 855 00:48:19,362 --> 00:48:20,561 Yeah. 856 00:48:20,563 --> 00:48:22,297 Um, I take a cross-disciplinary approach. 857 00:48:22,299 --> 00:48:25,433 So like, the work exists between paintings and performance. 858 00:48:25,435 --> 00:48:26,835 - Oh. - I don't know. 859 00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:29,137 I don't want it to be any one thing, you know? 860 00:48:29,139 --> 00:48:31,306 Becs, no one understands what the fuck you're talking about. 861 00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:34,543 What she does is she makes paintings based on her dreams. 862 00:48:34,545 --> 00:48:36,177 - That's her thing. - Whoa. 863 00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:38,480 - Oh. Okay. - I mean, no, it's not that simple. 864 00:48:38,482 --> 00:48:39,848 It's an easier way of saying it. 865 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:40,849 No, it's not. 866 00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:41,851 Whatever. 867 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:47,422 Okay, she's mad at me because she takes everything very seriously. 868 00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:50,324 He's the exact same. 869 00:48:50,326 --> 00:48:53,762 He gets all uptight about stuff all the time. 870 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:58,300 This might be weird, or like some junior high shit or something, 871 00:48:58,302 --> 00:48:59,800 but this is a great song. 872 00:48:59,802 --> 00:49:01,235 - May I have this dance? - Yeah. 873 00:49:01,237 --> 00:49:02,837 Fuckin' right on. 874 00:49:02,839 --> 00:49:05,773 I promise I'll bring her back in one piece. Maybe. 875 00:49:05,775 --> 00:49:06,842 Hey! 876 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:09,110 Uh-oh. 877 00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:11,381 I like you. You're feisty. 878 00:49:12,882 --> 00:49:15,784 - I'm gonna go get us another round. Okay? - Yeah. Okay. 879 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:18,520 Uh, sure. Do you... 880 00:49:18,522 --> 00:49:20,123 Do you need... 881 00:49:35,538 --> 00:49:36,737 - Oh... - Okay, here we go. 882 00:49:36,739 --> 00:49:38,907 Sorry. I should've helped you. 883 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:41,476 Oh. No, it's okay. I still have a tab open. 884 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,710 You wanna take one? 885 00:49:42,712 --> 00:49:43,814 Sure, yeah. 886 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,853 - To art. - To art. 887 00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:03,331 I have no idea why I agreed to let her drive with me. 888 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,866 I'm going crazy. 889 00:50:04,868 --> 00:50:07,369 I feel the same way. 890 00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:09,674 It's the grind of the road, you know? Takes its toll. 891 00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:12,607 Yep. 892 00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:17,179 Oh, my God. I love this song. 893 00:50:17,181 --> 00:50:22,349 Do you wanna dance to it, the song, uh, with me? 894 00:50:22,351 --> 00:50:23,817 Yeah. 895 00:50:23,819 --> 00:50:27,221 Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 896 00:50:27,223 --> 00:50:28,790 Okay. 897 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:31,226 Milady. 898 00:50:55,851 --> 00:50:57,487 Ow! 899 00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:08,395 Hey, Nat, Richard told me about your car. 900 00:51:08,397 --> 00:51:10,864 You guys should just come with us. 901 00:51:10,866 --> 00:51:13,634 They're not listening to you. 902 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,567 You are going to have so much fun in college. 903 00:51:43,967 --> 00:51:45,900 I really hope so. 904 00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:47,534 You will. 905 00:51:47,536 --> 00:51:49,371 I know it's hard to imagine, 906 00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:51,505 but especially since you're going to art school too. 907 00:51:51,507 --> 00:51:56,346 It's... It's an entire school filled with weirdos, like us. 908 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:01,786 Hey, can I... Can I take your picture? 909 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,887 - Right now? - Come on. 910 00:52:06,889 --> 00:52:08,790 Come on, just stand right there. It'll be fine. 911 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,458 Uh, but I hate having my picture taken. 912 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:12,726 - Oh, why? You're beautiful. - Oh! 913 00:52:12,728 --> 00:52:15,764 - You're gorgeous. You... You... - You're... 914 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:18,703 You are the prettiest girl I've ever met. 915 00:52:19,703 --> 00:52:21,703 - Okay, fine. - Yeah? 916 00:52:21,705 --> 00:52:23,273 Okay. 917 00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:29,744 Amazing. 918 00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:31,715 That was such hard work. 919 00:52:36,652 --> 00:52:37,855 Ooh. 920 00:52:39,522 --> 00:52:40,755 All right. 921 00:52:40,757 --> 00:52:42,924 Into my room, we go. 922 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:45,927 Into my room... 923 00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:46,927 Whoa! 924 00:52:46,929 --> 00:52:49,730 Come on! In or out, guy? 925 00:52:49,732 --> 00:52:50,998 Wow! 926 00:52:54,971 --> 00:52:56,637 - Ew! Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh! 927 00:52:56,639 --> 00:52:58,440 - That's incredible! - I guess we should go to my room. 928 00:52:58,442 --> 00:52:59,844 That's... Oh, my God. 929 00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:05,616 Can I kiss you? 930 00:53:06,949 --> 00:53:08,418 Yeah. 931 00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:20,762 Hey, Nat, get out here. 932 00:53:20,764 --> 00:53:22,663 Wait. Do you hear that? 933 00:53:22,665 --> 00:53:24,965 N-No. 934 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:29,040 No, I... I think there's someone there. 935 00:53:31,674 --> 00:53:32,674 Okay. 936 00:53:34,643 --> 00:53:37,679 - What do you want, Richard? - Hey, come here. It's an emergency. 937 00:53:37,681 --> 00:53:39,581 - What? - Hey. 938 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:42,550 Don't be a dummy, okay? Wrap it up. 939 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:43,918 - Thanks, Richard. - Hey. 940 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,420 - I'm proud of you, kid. - Okay. 941 00:53:46,422 --> 00:53:47,792 Okay. 942 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:51,893 What did he want? 943 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:54,465 Uh, who knows? 944 00:53:55,464 --> 00:53:57,667 - Hey. - I'm so tired. 945 00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,438 I'm gonna shut the light off. 946 00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:07,110 - Wait, come here. - Yeah. 947 00:54:08,677 --> 00:54:11,779 Boop. 948 00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:13,850 - Good night. - Good night. 949 00:54:38,107 --> 00:54:40,074 - Hey. - Hey. 950 00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,476 Took you long enough. 951 00:54:41,478 --> 00:54:43,076 - Well, well, well. - Hi. 952 00:54:43,078 --> 00:54:46,648 Look who decided to join the living. 953 00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:49,650 - Hey. How ya feelin'? - Hi. I'm all right. You? 954 00:54:49,652 --> 00:54:51,886 - You were talking so much in your sleep last night. - I was? 955 00:54:51,888 --> 00:54:53,788 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. I just remembered. 956 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,790 I had the fucking craziest dream last night. 957 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:57,659 Yeah. Uh, I'll tell ya in a second. 958 00:54:57,661 --> 00:55:00,661 Right now, Nat, would you please join me at the waffle bar? 959 00:55:00,663 --> 00:55:02,197 Great, thanks. 960 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:03,730 - Uh, oh. - Hey! 961 00:55:03,732 --> 00:55:05,132 Watch it, you. 962 00:55:05,134 --> 00:55:07,134 - Don't start something you're not gonna finish. - Ha ha. 963 00:55:07,136 --> 00:55:08,936 - So, yeah. - So, how'd it go? 964 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,871 Did you use that condom I gave you, or what? 965 00:55:10,873 --> 00:55:12,105 - No. - No? 966 00:55:12,107 --> 00:55:13,608 - No, I didn't. - Too bad. 967 00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:16,710 I didn't use anything. 968 00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:19,547 We made out, a little. 969 00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:20,681 - Yes. - I know. 970 00:55:20,683 --> 00:55:21,916 - That's awesome, dude. - Oh, my God. 971 00:55:21,918 --> 00:55:23,518 - It was so nice. - Nice work. 972 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,920 So, listen. I, uh... 973 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:28,523 I'm gonna need your help with something right now, man. 974 00:55:28,525 --> 00:55:30,058 Yeah? What do you need? 975 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:34,165 Well, I'm about to ask Nina to marry me, right here, right now. 976 00:55:36,665 --> 00:55:38,233 Oh, wait. You're... You're serious. 977 00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:39,967 Fuckin'-A right on, I am, dude. 978 00:55:39,969 --> 00:55:41,503 I'm in love with this girl. 979 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,505 I have been since the second she walked into that bar. 980 00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:46,007 Okay. Plus, check it out. 981 00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:48,041 - I got her this sweet ring at the gas station this morning. - No, no. 982 00:55:48,043 --> 00:55:50,143 - She's gonna love it. - Buddy, I think you're being a little impulsive. 983 00:55:50,145 --> 00:55:51,880 - It's happening. - No, no. You do it at a later time. 984 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:52,980 Ladies. 985 00:55:54,784 --> 00:55:58,552 If I could interrupt your adorable giggling for a second, 986 00:55:58,554 --> 00:55:59,924 I have an announcement. 987 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,826 Nina. 988 00:56:04,828 --> 00:56:07,027 I know that we haven't known each other that long, 989 00:56:07,029 --> 00:56:11,032 and this might seem like it's coming outta the blue, but... 990 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:13,034 - What're you doing? - Richard, hey... 991 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,136 - Shh. Nat, hang on. - Buddy, nope. 992 00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:17,538 - Hold on. Shh! - Not right now. I'm in the middle of something. 993 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:21,009 You know the phrase, "Sometimes when you know you just know"? 994 00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:23,277 Well, I know. 995 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:26,213 I love you. And I can tell you love me. 996 00:56:27,817 --> 00:56:33,087 So will you do me the honor of marrying me? 997 00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:37,592 Oh. Oh, my God, you got me the special ring. 998 00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:40,661 It's so cute. Did you get this at the gas station? 999 00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:42,098 Don't laugh. 1000 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,233 - Get up! Come on. Don't be silly. - No. 1001 00:56:46,235 --> 00:56:48,835 I'm serious. 1002 00:56:48,837 --> 00:56:50,170 This is real. I... 1003 00:56:50,172 --> 00:56:51,875 Come on, get up. 1004 00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:57,045 Yeah. No, you know what? 1005 00:56:57,047 --> 00:56:58,779 You don't have to decide now. 1006 00:56:58,781 --> 00:57:01,918 I'll-I'll just hold onto this until you decide. 1007 00:57:09,859 --> 00:57:12,730 Wait. What about, uh... what about your dream? 1008 00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:15,866 Oh, yeah, your dream. 1009 00:57:18,067 --> 00:57:19,366 Oh. 1010 00:57:19,368 --> 00:57:21,703 Yeah. Right. 1011 00:57:21,705 --> 00:57:24,137 Okay. 1012 00:57:24,139 --> 00:57:26,306 It's pretty fuckin' crazy. 1013 00:57:26,308 --> 00:57:32,246 So, in the dream, I'm on tour with The Rolling fuckin' Stones. 1014 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:35,616 - Oh, I love The Rolling Stones. - Of course you do. 1015 00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:39,052 Anyway, so, I'm hitchhiking on the highway, no cars, 1016 00:57:39,054 --> 00:57:42,924 and then all of a sudden, huge black tour bus pulls up, right? 1017 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:46,094 Door opens, so fuck it. I get in. 1018 00:57:46,096 --> 00:57:47,929 And I come face-to-face with the guys. 1019 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:50,163 Keith fuckin' pulls out a guitar, 1020 00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:53,067 hands it to me, 'cause he wants to jam. 1021 00:57:53,069 --> 00:57:58,239 Which is crazy, because I know how to play every single Rolling Stones song, 1022 00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:00,208 even though A, I don't play guitar, 1023 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:04,811 and B, I probably haven't listened to The Stones in like, 15 years. 1024 00:58:04,813 --> 00:58:06,413 Why, you don't like them or something? 1025 00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:09,416 Are you kidding? I fuckin' love The Rolling Stones. 1026 00:58:09,418 --> 00:58:12,753 They're the fuckin' best rock band in history. 1027 00:58:12,755 --> 00:58:14,788 And before you say anything about The fuckin' Beatles, 1028 00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:16,357 you can shut your goddamn mouth, 1029 00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:19,793 because they'd be a hack pop band without George Martin, okay? 1030 00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:22,797 I just don't like what The Stones stand for, at this point. 1031 00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:25,933 What do they stand for? 1032 00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:30,137 They stand for the fact that my generation, your generation, 1033 00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:33,273 - and their shitty generation has utterly failed to produce... - Whoa. 1034 00:58:33,275 --> 00:58:36,177 ...a rock band the caliber of The Rolling Stones. 1035 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:39,880 There is no band that people remember now, never mind in 30 years. 1036 00:58:39,882 --> 00:58:42,416 Are you fucking kidding? Fuck The Stones. 1037 00:58:42,418 --> 00:58:44,117 So let me get this straight. 1038 00:58:44,119 --> 00:58:48,021 Because you hate every band but The Stones, you hate The Stones. 1039 00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:49,824 See? You get it. 1040 00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:53,293 And believe me, I'm so fuckin' tired of women saying 1041 00:58:53,295 --> 00:58:56,230 they still find these old men sexy. 1042 00:58:56,232 --> 00:58:58,166 Like Mick's strutting up there, and they're like, 1043 00:58:58,168 --> 00:59:00,134 "Oh, I'm still fuckin' turned on by him." 1044 00:59:00,136 --> 00:59:02,103 No you're not. No you're fuckin' not. 1045 00:59:02,105 --> 00:59:04,038 These are old geezers. 1046 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,940 And even if you found yourself in some groupie situation with them, 1047 00:59:06,942 --> 00:59:08,711 their dicks wouldn't even fuckin' work. 1048 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:11,945 I'd still fuck Mick. 1049 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,029 - Fuck you, cunt. - Whoa. 1050 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,496 Rebecca, wait. Please don't go. 1051 00:59:29,498 --> 00:59:33,000 Rebecca, is there any way I can still go with you guys? 1052 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:34,402 - Unlock the car. - I did! 1053 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,503 - Rebecca, please. - Nina, wait. 1054 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:38,239 - Richard, don't! Please. - I'm sorry. 1055 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,308 - I'll do whatever you need. - Nat, just call me. 1056 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,110 - I don't have your number. - Becca, just go. 1057 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:43,878 - Nina, I'm sorry. - Please. 1058 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,512 - Hey! I love you. - Rebecca, please. 1059 00:59:45,514 --> 00:59:47,782 - Get away from the car. - I love you. I'm sorry. 1060 00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:50,117 - Just open the door. Talk to me. - Get away from the car! 1061 00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:51,288 Fuck! 1062 00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:57,525 You can't call women the fuckin' C-word. 1063 00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:59,259 Yeah, well, she just broke my heart, Nat. 1064 00:59:59,261 --> 01:00:00,862 So I think "cunt" is the appropriate word. 1065 01:00:00,864 --> 01:00:02,429 I'm gonna go find my way to LA. 1066 01:00:02,431 --> 01:00:04,532 Oh, you're just pissed because Rebecca wouldn't fuck you. 1067 01:00:04,534 --> 01:00:06,467 Don't take it out on me, bro. 1068 01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:09,137 I'm the one who's brokenhearted here. I'm the one that just got hurt. 1069 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:11,938 You don't think I see right fucking through you? 1070 01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:14,007 That you're fucking using me? 1071 01:00:14,009 --> 01:00:18,813 I'm paying for your hotel room, your food, your fuckin' drinks, 1072 01:00:18,815 --> 01:00:21,482 which, by the way, if you don't know, you're a fucking alcoholic! 1073 01:00:21,484 --> 01:00:23,416 Shut the fuck up, dude. No, no, no, no, no. 1074 01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:26,420 'Cause you're not paying for jack shit, little rich boy. 1075 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,123 - Mommy and Daddy are paying for everything. - Whatever! 1076 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:31,324 Have fun finding your way to fuckin' Vegas, 1077 01:00:31,326 --> 01:00:33,795 'cause you're not fuckin' coming with me to LA. 1078 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,797 And you think I'm using you, dude? No. 1079 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,299 You're fucking using me. Okay, my image! 1080 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:41,201 Everything I fuckin' stand for, for your bullshit fucking art. 1081 01:00:41,203 --> 01:00:42,837 Fuck you. 1082 01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:45,005 And what you don't even get is that I have feelings, dude. 1083 01:00:45,007 --> 01:00:47,241 I have feelings just like you. Okay? 1084 01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:49,944 But you don't even see that because to you, I'm just some weird dude 1085 01:00:49,946 --> 01:00:52,512 you're slumming it with on the road, that you can fuckin' use 1086 01:00:52,514 --> 01:00:55,148 for stories to get your fuckin' dick sucked in art school. 1087 01:00:55,150 --> 01:00:57,284 - Fuck you, dude. - What the fuck are you talking about, Richard? 1088 01:00:57,286 --> 01:00:59,387 Come on, man! 1089 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:01,087 You're fuckin' handsome. 1090 01:01:01,089 --> 01:01:03,023 You're rich. 1091 01:01:03,025 --> 01:01:06,159 You're on your way to becoming some fuckin' big artist or whatever. 1092 01:01:06,161 --> 01:01:09,262 And what am I? I'm just some fuckin' poor, ugly piece of shit 1093 01:01:09,264 --> 01:01:11,199 on his way to an early grave. 1094 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:13,534 And here I was gonna help you out of a jam 1095 01:01:13,536 --> 01:01:15,936 so you wouldn't have to go running back to Mommy and Daddy again. 1096 01:01:15,938 --> 01:01:17,572 - Please, tell me how you were gonna help me. - How? 1097 01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:19,574 - I would love that. - How? I happen to have a friend 1098 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:21,442 who lives not too far from here named François. 1099 01:01:21,444 --> 01:01:24,344 I snap my fucking fingers and he'll show up here, 1100 01:01:24,346 --> 01:01:26,346 - and he'll do whatever it takes to get you to LA. - Oh. 1101 01:01:26,348 --> 01:01:29,150 Pretty soon, you'll be in art school all safe and sound, 1102 01:01:29,152 --> 01:01:31,418 - while I'll be on the road fuckin' dying in a ditch. - Good luck with that. 1103 01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:33,621 I'm gonna take the bus. Have fun. 1104 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:35,088 Joke's on you, asshole. 1105 01:01:35,090 --> 01:01:36,490 There's no bus station in this town. 1106 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,234 Fuck! 1107 01:01:46,235 --> 01:01:47,567 Fine! 1108 01:01:47,569 --> 01:01:50,036 Call Francis or whatever the fuck his name is. 1109 01:01:50,038 --> 01:01:51,271 His name's François. 1110 01:01:51,273 --> 01:01:52,639 I don't give a fuck. 1111 01:01:52,641 --> 01:01:55,375 Okay, cool, I just... I need your phone. 1112 01:01:55,377 --> 01:01:56,476 What? 1113 01:01:56,478 --> 01:01:58,045 I need your phone to make the call. 1114 01:01:58,047 --> 01:01:59,850 I don't have a phone. 1115 01:02:10,493 --> 01:02:12,061 What's your code? 1116 01:02:13,295 --> 01:02:15,061 Couple things about François. 1117 01:02:15,063 --> 01:02:17,331 - What? - One, 1118 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:20,101 don't call him Francis or Frank 1119 01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,501 or any shit like that, okay? 1120 01:02:21,503 --> 01:02:23,304 He doesn't like it. 1121 01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:25,172 Number two, 1122 01:02:25,174 --> 01:02:28,541 guy thinks he's some sort of fuckin' hard-core badass or whatever. 1123 01:02:28,543 --> 01:02:29,677 He's not. 1124 01:02:29,679 --> 01:02:31,244 He's a fuckin' pussy, 1125 01:02:31,246 --> 01:02:33,346 so don't listen to anything he says, okay? 1126 01:02:33,348 --> 01:02:35,516 Sounds just like you. 1127 01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:38,119 You know, you're becoming a real fuckin' asshole. 1128 01:02:38,121 --> 01:02:39,590 Well, I'm learning from the best. 1129 01:02:42,991 --> 01:02:44,558 - Minivan? - Yep. 1130 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,626 All right. 1131 01:02:46,628 --> 01:02:51,168 So, just as soon as I have you sign here... 1132 01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:55,969 And here. Yep. 1133 01:02:55,971 --> 01:02:58,542 I can go ahead and take that car off your hands for ya. 1134 01:03:00,643 --> 01:03:02,212 All right. 1135 01:03:04,346 --> 01:03:05,512 All right. 1136 01:03:05,514 --> 01:03:07,516 Pleasure doing business with ya. 1137 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,427 Really need all that? 1138 01:03:20,429 --> 01:03:22,262 I mean, I can't just leave it all. 1139 01:03:22,264 --> 01:03:23,431 Right? 1140 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:24,935 Whatever, man. 1141 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,509 Is that him? 1142 01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:34,476 What the hell? 1143 01:03:37,714 --> 01:03:41,282 Oh, I guess some things just never change, huh? 1144 01:03:41,284 --> 01:03:42,750 François? 1145 01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:44,420 It's good to see ya, man. 1146 01:03:46,556 --> 01:03:48,958 - What are you wearing? - Clothes. 1147 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,192 - Hey. - Hi. 1148 01:03:51,194 --> 01:03:52,460 - You must be Nat. - Yes. 1149 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,594 Yeah. 1150 01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:55,462 Heard a lot of great stuff about you. 1151 01:03:55,464 --> 01:03:57,398 Oh. Good things, I hope. 1152 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,000 - Good things, yeah. - Great. 1153 01:03:59,002 --> 01:04:00,701 Um, by the way, thank you so much for doing this. 1154 01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,436 No, problemo. De nada. 1155 01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:06,139 - That's a nice camera. What is that? - Uh, Pentax K1000. 1156 01:04:06,141 --> 01:04:07,574 - K1000? - Yeah. 1157 01:04:07,576 --> 01:04:10,043 - Where'd you get that? - Oh, my grandfather gave it to me. 1158 01:04:10,045 --> 01:04:11,746 Whoa! What the fuck, dude? 1159 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:13,581 Yeah. That's Jacqueline. Watch your mouth, brother. 1160 01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:16,516 Yeah, miracle of life. 1161 01:04:16,518 --> 01:04:18,518 Pretty cool, right? Let's get the party started here. 1162 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,221 Get your shit in the back. 1163 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:22,456 Since when do you drive a Prius? 1164 01:04:22,458 --> 01:04:24,791 Since the Earth began to die. 1165 01:04:24,793 --> 01:04:28,094 What happened to the GTO, man? 1166 01:04:28,096 --> 01:04:30,576 I get 45 miles per gallon in the city in this thing. 1167 01:04:36,572 --> 01:04:38,204 Buckle up, dude. 1168 01:04:38,206 --> 01:04:39,773 What? 1169 01:04:39,775 --> 01:04:41,478 There's a kid in the car. 1170 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:04,067 So Richard, uh, you've been unusually quiet. 1171 01:05:06,502 --> 01:05:08,205 What the fuck happened to you, man? 1172 01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:12,206 This guy basically taught me everything I know. 1173 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:15,208 Literally, I wouldn't even be able to wipe my own ass if it wasn't for this guy. 1174 01:05:15,210 --> 01:05:17,411 You don't know how to wipe your own ass, you dumb shit. 1175 01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:19,413 Well, that is kind of true. 1176 01:05:19,415 --> 01:05:21,415 But seriously, what happened? 1177 01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:24,217 Hey, life goes on. People change, man. 1178 01:05:24,219 --> 01:05:26,122 You're looking at the new me. 1179 01:05:32,728 --> 01:05:34,527 Hey, Nat, will you hand me my backpack? 1180 01:05:34,529 --> 01:05:36,065 Uh, yeah, sure. 1181 01:05:49,444 --> 01:05:51,311 What the fu... Hey, have you seen my knife? 1182 01:05:51,313 --> 01:05:53,279 Your knife? 1183 01:05:53,281 --> 01:05:55,282 Yeah, my knife. 1184 01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:56,750 My fuckin' dad gave me that knife. 1185 01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:59,219 It's the only thing I have from him. It's not here. 1186 01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:02,123 Um, no. No, no, no, no. I haven't seen your knife. 1187 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,393 Your knife, no. 1188 01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:06,293 That's weird. 1189 01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:08,596 Yeah, weird. 1190 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:11,534 When's the last time you were in Albuquerque, Richard? 1191 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,268 You're too good for us now. 1192 01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:18,239 More like, Albuquerque's too good for me. 1193 01:06:18,241 --> 01:06:22,442 Hey man, again, I just wanna say thank you so much for this. 1194 01:06:22,444 --> 01:06:24,177 I really, really appreciate it. 1195 01:06:24,179 --> 01:06:26,246 Yeah. Hey, it's Richard we're talking about, right? 1196 01:06:26,248 --> 01:06:28,848 I can't tell you how many times this guy's gotten me out of a jam. 1197 01:06:30,552 --> 01:06:31,654 Uh... 1198 01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:37,157 the sign says straight for Albuquerque. 1199 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,927 - Huh? - The sign back there, it said straight for Albuquerque. 1200 01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:41,231 No. 1201 01:06:42,632 --> 01:06:44,230 We're, uh, taking a shortcut. 1202 01:06:44,232 --> 01:06:45,632 We're gonna go around the traffic. 1203 01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:46,869 Oh. Okay. 1204 01:06:50,873 --> 01:06:52,672 Everybody's got Chlamydia. 1205 01:06:52,674 --> 01:06:55,342 - Fuckin' everybody's got Chlamydia. - Yeah. 1206 01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:57,344 I'm talking to François about it, and he goes... 1207 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,380 - Dude, I can't believe you're bringing this up. - "My bad." 1208 01:06:59,382 --> 01:07:01,215 - You remember that? - Yeah. I do, I do. 1209 01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:02,916 'Cause he was the one who had it. 1210 01:07:02,918 --> 01:07:05,219 He gave everybody the same Chlamydia. 1211 01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:07,454 Anybody else need to piss? 1212 01:07:07,456 --> 01:07:09,790 Oh, man, we had some good fuckin' times together, man. 1213 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,192 - Oh, shit, we sure did. - Oh, shit. 1214 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:14,460 - Get out of the car. - Holy shit. What are you doing? 1215 01:07:14,462 --> 01:07:16,663 - Oh, fuck. - Get out of the car. Get the fuck out of the car. 1216 01:07:16,665 --> 01:07:19,433 - Go stand over there. - Fuck me. 1217 01:07:19,435 --> 01:07:21,634 How did I not see this coming? 1218 01:07:21,636 --> 01:07:23,639 You, give me your shit. 1219 01:07:24,739 --> 01:07:26,674 - What? - Your shit. 1220 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,942 I want your wallet, I want your phone, and I want that sweet-ass camera. 1221 01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:31,244 Put it on the seat right now. 1222 01:07:31,246 --> 01:07:33,279 Hey, ándale. Let's go. 1223 01:07:33,281 --> 01:07:34,484 Come on. 1224 01:07:36,985 --> 01:07:39,453 If you want my shit, you're gonna have to come get it. 1225 01:07:39,455 --> 01:07:41,422 What shit do you have? You don't have any shit. 1226 01:07:41,424 --> 01:07:42,922 That's not how friends treat each other. 1227 01:07:42,924 --> 01:07:45,358 I just told that great story about how you gave me Chlamydia. 1228 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:46,826 That doesn't make us friends. 1229 01:07:46,828 --> 01:07:48,795 The only reason I'm here is 'cause you said 1230 01:07:48,797 --> 01:07:51,264 you're with a little rich kid with a wad of cash. 1231 01:07:51,266 --> 01:07:53,833 Now look, you're not gonna say anything about this to anybody 1232 01:07:53,835 --> 01:07:59,273 because if you do, I'm gonna take a little fuckin' visit to Enfield Lane, 1233 01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:01,976 and I'm gonna curb-stomp your fuckin' mom and dad. 1234 01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:03,978 Shh. I know, honey. 1235 01:08:03,980 --> 01:08:05,846 It's okay. 1236 01:08:05,848 --> 01:08:08,349 I will kick your mother the fuck over, dude. 1237 01:08:08,351 --> 01:08:09,916 Is that what you want? 1238 01:08:09,918 --> 01:08:12,518 So you go ahead, you call the cops. 1239 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,290 I'll take it out in pain. 1240 01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:17,326 Adios, motherfuckers. 1241 01:08:37,045 --> 01:08:38,979 I am so sorry. 1242 01:08:38,981 --> 01:08:40,951 - If I had any... - I'm done. 1243 01:08:47,923 --> 01:08:49,426 Hang on, Nat. 1244 01:08:51,727 --> 01:08:56,266 This is my fault, like, almost all of it. 1245 01:08:58,301 --> 01:08:59,569 Where are you going? 1246 01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:02,606 Nat, hang on. 1247 01:09:06,475 --> 01:09:09,445 Yeah, that's right. You-You lead the way, I'll follow you. 1248 01:09:12,748 --> 01:09:15,448 Nat, I fucked up. 1249 01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:16,783 Shut up, Richard. 1250 01:09:16,785 --> 01:09:18,985 Okay. Good. You're talking to me again? 1251 01:09:18,987 --> 01:09:21,788 Oh, thank God. This has been the longest three hours of my life. 1252 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:23,791 - Oh, my God. - You know, if I had my knife, 1253 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:25,626 I totally could've stabbed that asshole. 1254 01:09:25,628 --> 01:09:27,594 I threw your knife out the window! 1255 01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:28,828 - What? - Yeah. 1256 01:09:28,830 --> 01:09:31,899 So fuck you and fuck your knife. 1257 01:09:31,901 --> 01:09:33,434 Oh. Well, I guess we're even, now. 1258 01:09:33,436 --> 01:09:34,935 - Richard. - Huh? 1259 01:09:34,937 --> 01:09:36,502 - Shut up. - Oh. 1260 01:09:36,504 --> 01:09:37,970 Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1261 01:09:37,972 --> 01:09:40,440 You got it. 1262 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,988 I think I figured the whole Nina thing out. 1263 01:09:54,990 --> 01:09:57,757 I think the mistake I made was I-I came on too strong. 1264 01:09:57,759 --> 01:10:01,494 I just... I fall in love too quick. 1265 01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:03,816 You know, that's like... that's my cross to bear. 1266 01:10:10,740 --> 01:10:12,706 Hey. 1267 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,608 Hey, little guy. 1268 01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:16,476 You still mad at me? 1269 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:17,513 Shut up. 1270 01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:22,916 You hear that? 1271 01:10:22,918 --> 01:10:23,920 Hey! 1272 01:10:25,521 --> 01:10:27,054 Hey, hey! 1273 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,657 Hey! 1274 01:10:30,759 --> 01:10:31,927 Huh. 1275 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,801 - Hi. - Hey. 1276 01:10:41,803 --> 01:10:43,770 Thank you so much for stopping. 1277 01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:46,073 What the heck are you doing out here? 1278 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:47,741 Uh, it's a long story. 1279 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:49,710 Uh, do you mind giving us a lift? 1280 01:10:49,712 --> 01:10:52,112 Well, I'm going as far as Silver City. You wanna go there? 1281 01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:53,980 Uh, yeah, that'd be great. Please. 1282 01:10:53,982 --> 01:10:55,815 Okay, guys. Hop on in. Come on. 1283 01:10:55,817 --> 01:10:57,587 Okay. Great. Thank you. 1284 01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:02,989 Here we go. 1285 01:11:02,991 --> 01:11:05,859 I've been up in Gila for the last few days. 1286 01:11:05,861 --> 01:11:07,860 I volunteer with the Park Service. 1287 01:11:07,862 --> 01:11:09,662 - Cool. - Yeah, cool. 1288 01:11:09,664 --> 01:11:11,131 - It is cool. - It's cold. It's freezing. 1289 01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:12,866 Here, take this sweatshirt. 1290 01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:14,100 - Here, put it on. - Are you sure? 1291 01:11:14,102 --> 01:11:15,668 Yeah, sure I'm sure. 1292 01:11:15,670 --> 01:11:16,972 Thank you. 1293 01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:19,907 What's going on with you guys? 1294 01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:22,643 What're you doing out on the road like that? 1295 01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:25,479 - Uh, we just got robbed and were stranded up here. - What? 1296 01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:27,613 - What, you got robbed? - Yeah. 1297 01:11:27,615 --> 01:11:30,516 - Oh, my God. - Friend of mine, who was supposed to be giving us a ride... 1298 01:11:30,518 --> 01:11:31,984 - A friend! - Well. 1299 01:11:31,986 --> 01:11:35,055 Some friend. 1300 01:11:35,057 --> 01:11:37,791 - Yeah. - Jesus Christ. 1301 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:39,760 Well, you're lucky it's January. 1302 01:11:39,762 --> 01:11:42,662 It could've been worse. The bears are all napping. 1303 01:11:42,664 --> 01:11:45,966 God, I remember three summers ago I was out here, 1304 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:48,469 was on an expedition with a bunch of botanists. 1305 01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:52,238 They were out collecting a bunch of samples out in the field 1306 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,974 and I was back at camp. 1307 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:55,876 And I thought I'd make some... 1308 01:11:55,878 --> 01:11:58,010 some vegetable soup for everybody. 1309 01:11:58,012 --> 01:12:02,216 So I was peeling potatoes and I hear this... 1310 01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:09,256 What's that? 1311 01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:11,658 Yeah, that's what I thought. "What's that?" 1312 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:13,961 And I look up, 1313 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:16,896 and there's a little cub. 1314 01:12:16,898 --> 01:12:19,198 And there's another little cub. 1315 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,902 And behind the two cubs is Mommy. 1316 01:12:21,904 --> 01:12:22,970 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 1317 01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,905 Yeah. And she was not happy. 1318 01:12:25,907 --> 01:12:28,975 And she was not asking me for soup. 1319 01:12:28,977 --> 01:12:31,644 And I remembered, you know, you're supposed to, like, 1320 01:12:31,646 --> 01:12:33,881 get real full of yourself, you know? 1321 01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:37,184 You're supposed to, like, you know, be big, try to be as big as they are. 1322 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,685 Well I'm 5'4", you know. So that's not gonna happen. 1323 01:12:39,687 --> 01:12:44,257 But I just got so full of adrenaline and fear 1324 01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:46,859 that I just started yelling at her. 1325 01:12:46,861 --> 01:12:51,064 And I said, "Get the fuck out of my campground, you crazy bitch!" 1326 01:12:51,066 --> 01:12:55,601 And... And I started throwing my potatoes at her. 1327 01:12:55,603 --> 01:12:57,703 And I startled her. She just... 1328 01:12:57,705 --> 01:13:00,140 I didn't know what was gonna happen, and all of a sudden... 1329 01:13:00,142 --> 01:13:02,208 Oh, thank you Jesus... she ran! 1330 01:13:02,210 --> 01:13:04,810 She ran. Her cubs ran. 1331 01:13:04,812 --> 01:13:07,948 And I just kept throwing. I was just picking up carrots and potatoes 1332 01:13:07,950 --> 01:13:10,317 and everything, and I just went crazy. 1333 01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:13,653 And... And then they were gone. 1334 01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,555 - And... - That's amazing. 1335 01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:17,024 And it was... 1336 01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:18,859 It was such a great feeling, you know? 1337 01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:21,260 It was like... It was like... It was like, you know... 1338 01:13:21,262 --> 01:13:23,997 Those times when you just feel like a penny waiting for a change 1339 01:13:23,999 --> 01:13:26,699 and then all of a sudden, the cash box is full. 1340 01:13:26,701 --> 01:13:29,569 Yeah. It was all right. 1341 01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:33,105 You know, those botanists came back and I-I told them that story. 1342 01:13:34,877 --> 01:13:37,743 Well, somebody else was Big Man On Campus that night. 1343 01:13:37,745 --> 01:13:41,047 I can tell you that. That was the truth, yeah. 1344 01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:43,984 - Yeah. - Somewhere that bear's telling the story 1345 01:13:43,986 --> 01:13:48,725 - about the crazy lady with vegetables. - Yeah. 1346 01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:16,917 Hey, Nat? 1347 01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:19,086 Nat. Wake up, buddy. 1348 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:20,720 Okay. 1349 01:14:20,722 --> 01:14:24,992 I think you should report what happened to the police. 1350 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:27,127 - Um... - Okay? 1351 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,761 - Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah. 1352 01:14:28,763 --> 01:14:30,831 - Um, thank you very much. - You bet. 1353 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,666 - For everything. Really. - You bet. No problem. 1354 01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:34,835 Hey. Hold on a second. 1355 01:14:34,837 --> 01:14:36,339 Hold on a second. 1356 01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:45,811 You guys need this more than I do. 1357 01:14:48,049 --> 01:14:50,050 - Thank you. - Sure. 1358 01:14:50,052 --> 01:14:51,784 - Really, thank you. - It's okay. Yeah. 1359 01:14:51,786 --> 01:14:54,988 You just... You go on in there and just tell 'em everything, 1360 01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:56,355 and they'll take care of ya. 1361 01:14:56,357 --> 01:14:58,091 I've known these guys for years. They're great. 1362 01:14:58,093 --> 01:14:59,393 - Okay, cool. Thank you. - Okay. 1363 01:14:59,395 --> 01:15:01,994 Hey, Richard? Good luck to ya, buddy. 1364 01:15:01,996 --> 01:15:03,199 Thanks for everything, Dotty. 1365 01:15:14,142 --> 01:15:17,245 Well... I guess this is it. 1366 01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:26,886 I don't know about you, but I'm starving. 1367 01:15:26,888 --> 01:15:28,123 Wait. What? 1368 01:15:34,929 --> 01:15:38,200 This is seriously, like, the best food I've ever eaten. 1369 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,134 You've changed, man. 1370 01:15:41,136 --> 01:15:43,436 You're no longer like the baby Nat that I met a couple days ago. 1371 01:15:43,438 --> 01:15:46,372 You're like, real hard-core now. 1372 01:15:46,374 --> 01:15:49,975 - Being held at gunpoint will do that to you. - It's true. 1373 01:15:49,977 --> 01:15:52,378 Hey, so when you go to the cops, 1374 01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:53,913 probably gonna hang out here. 1375 01:15:53,915 --> 01:15:55,881 Me and the police, we don't really mix very well. 1376 01:15:55,883 --> 01:15:59,388 I'm not going to the station. Hitching a ride to Albuquerque. 1377 01:16:00,789 --> 01:16:02,322 To Albuquerque? 1378 01:16:02,324 --> 01:16:03,957 François. 1379 01:16:03,959 --> 01:16:06,393 - You ready to see how it's done? - By all means, please. 1380 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,260 - You ready to see the master in action? - I would love to. 1381 01:16:08,262 --> 01:16:09,962 Show me how it's done please, bud. 1382 01:16:09,964 --> 01:16:11,131 Here we go. 1383 01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:13,433 We're about to go to Albuquerque. 1384 01:16:13,435 --> 01:16:15,868 Ten bucks says I get the first car. 1385 01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:17,203 - You guys need a ride? - Yeah. 1386 01:16:17,205 --> 01:16:19,171 - Yeah, we would love one. - Yeah, come on. Why? 1387 01:16:19,173 --> 01:16:21,006 Yeah, are you going to Albuquerque? 1388 01:16:21,008 --> 01:16:22,842 Real sorry, dude. She's freakin' out. I don't know. 1389 01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:24,877 Fuck you! 1390 01:16:24,879 --> 01:16:26,246 That was weird. 1391 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:28,482 Fuck, man. 1392 01:16:28,484 --> 01:16:30,449 Ah, actually that happens to me all the time. 1393 01:16:30,451 --> 01:16:32,452 - Really? - Yeah. 1394 01:16:32,454 --> 01:16:35,087 You get out here and try it. Maybe your pretty face will change the equation. 1395 01:16:35,089 --> 01:16:37,056 Sure. Should I... So it's blowin' on the thumb? 1396 01:16:37,058 --> 01:16:39,926 - Oh, just get out there, you little shit. - That's... Just blow on it? 1397 01:16:39,928 --> 01:16:41,060 - Yeah. - Like that? 1398 01:16:41,062 --> 01:16:42,394 - Shut up. - Do I shake it? 1399 01:16:42,396 --> 01:16:44,396 - Do I go rad? - You know what? Don't get cocky, okay? 1400 01:16:44,398 --> 01:16:46,800 Oh. Hey, hey, hey. 1401 01:16:46,802 --> 01:16:47,967 - I think I got one. - What? 1402 01:16:47,969 --> 01:16:49,502 - No! - Yes! 1403 01:16:49,504 --> 01:16:52,372 Are you kidding? 1404 01:16:52,374 --> 01:16:54,073 - Amazing! - That's not how it works. 1405 01:16:54,075 --> 01:16:55,876 I want you to know that. 1406 01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:58,244 - You just got lucky. That's beginner's luck. - No. 1407 01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:00,146 Hi. Uh, we're headed towards Albuquerque. 1408 01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:02,181 - Do you mind if you take us? - Get in the back. 1409 01:17:02,183 --> 01:17:04,486 - Get in the back. - I got the car. 1410 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:11,861 Right up here is fine. 1411 01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:17,863 - Thank you so much, Gary. - All right, man. 1412 01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:20,802 - Good luck with getting your kids back. - Thank you very much. 1413 01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:24,304 Okay, listen. 1414 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:26,206 I don't know what you think you're doing, okay, 1415 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:29,842 but this isn't your exact world, okay, crime and so forth. 1416 01:17:29,844 --> 01:17:32,845 So you don't just go barging into some guy's house who robbed you at gunpoint. 1417 01:17:32,847 --> 01:17:34,046 - I think that's the car. - Wait. No. 1418 01:17:34,048 --> 01:17:35,582 It may be, but it doesn't matter. 1419 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:37,317 Are you listening to me? 1420 01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:39,152 You... Nat. 1421 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,987 - Nat! - Shut up, Richard. Come on. 1422 01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:43,989 - You can't sneak around in the middle of broad daylight. - Shh! 1423 01:17:43,991 --> 01:17:45,926 Walk like a normal person. 1424 01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:48,127 You look ridi... Oh, my God. 1425 01:17:48,129 --> 01:17:49,431 You're gonna get us arrested. 1426 01:17:56,271 --> 01:17:58,107 My wallet and stuff are in the back. 1427 01:17:59,907 --> 01:18:01,440 Shit. It's locked. 1428 01:18:01,442 --> 01:18:04,043 What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no! 1429 01:18:04,045 --> 01:18:06,548 Come back. No, don't. 1430 01:18:12,486 --> 01:18:14,153 - God! Fuck! - Shh! 1431 01:18:14,155 --> 01:18:16,989 Goddamn it. That cactus got me right in the fuckin' dick. 1432 01:18:16,991 --> 01:18:19,359 - His keys are right by the front door. - God. Fuck. 1433 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,927 God. 1434 01:18:21,929 --> 01:18:24,197 - Door's locked. - Okay. Well, we tried. Let's go. 1435 01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:25,497 Yeah. Let's go through the back. 1436 01:18:25,499 --> 01:18:27,500 No. We're not going through the back. 1437 01:18:27,502 --> 01:18:29,635 You don't go in the back door of someone's house 1438 01:18:29,637 --> 01:18:33,974 who you know has a gun, and is also inside the house. 1439 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:37,943 You are doing this wrong. It's not like the back door is gonna be open anyway. 1440 01:18:37,945 --> 01:18:38,945 Oh, goddamn it! 1441 01:19:15,049 --> 01:19:19,051 When Turner gives the order, cease fire. 1442 01:19:19,053 --> 01:19:20,953 I'm gonna get his keys. Cover me. Okay? 1443 01:19:20,955 --> 01:19:22,225 Okay. 1444 01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:25,625 You wait for a sign. 1445 01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:51,254 Go. 1446 01:19:58,493 --> 01:20:00,963 Mommy. 1447 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,720 - Hang on. - What? 1448 01:20:26,722 --> 01:20:29,025 I'm gonna take a shit on this guy's front step. 1449 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,395 No one fucks with my friends. 1450 01:20:34,195 --> 01:20:36,195 Hurry up. 1451 01:20:36,197 --> 01:20:38,030 - Richard. - Oh! 1452 01:20:38,032 --> 01:20:39,399 Taking a shit on my steps? 1453 01:20:39,401 --> 01:20:41,467 Monica, get the gun. 1454 01:20:41,469 --> 01:20:43,135 Oh, God. 1455 01:20:43,137 --> 01:20:45,505 You little bitch-ass piece of shit! 1456 01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,007 - François, I can't hear you. - I said, get the gun! 1457 01:20:48,009 --> 01:20:50,710 Don't yell. You'll wake up the ba... Oh, you woke the baby. 1458 01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:52,746 - So, feed her! - Father of the Fuckin' Year. 1459 01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:55,015 - Is that Richard? - Hi, Monica. 1460 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,149 Cool, guys. Awesome. 1461 01:21:01,222 --> 01:21:03,023 You think you're so hard, don't you? 1462 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:04,460 You don't know hard. 1463 01:21:06,261 --> 01:21:07,793 You pussy little bitch. 1464 01:21:07,795 --> 01:21:09,295 - Richard! - Piece of shit. 1465 01:21:09,297 --> 01:21:11,363 You don't know. 1466 01:21:11,365 --> 01:21:13,632 You're a fuckin' joke, Richard. 1467 01:21:13,634 --> 01:21:16,304 You always have been. And you always will be. 1468 01:21:22,811 --> 01:21:24,077 Come on. 1469 01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:25,444 I'll drive. 1470 01:21:25,446 --> 01:21:26,645 - What? - I'll drive! 1471 01:21:26,647 --> 01:21:27,717 Okay. 1472 01:21:34,155 --> 01:21:35,755 He's not getting up. 1473 01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:37,223 - Hurry up! - I'm hurrying. 1474 01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:39,195 It's a fuckin' Prius, dickhead. 1475 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:44,764 Thank you, man. Thank you for helping me out. That was huge. 1476 01:21:44,766 --> 01:21:47,367 - Do you think I hurt him? - Fuck, yeah, you hurt him. Are you kidding? 1477 01:21:47,369 --> 01:21:49,101 - You probably fuckin' killed him. - What? 1478 01:21:49,103 --> 01:21:51,136 I'm kidding with you. Dude, I'm fucking with you. 1479 01:21:51,138 --> 01:21:52,805 - You definitely did not kill him. - Okay. 1480 01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:54,808 At best, he's gonna need some stitches, okay. 1481 01:21:54,810 --> 01:21:58,411 Which he fucking deserves for coming at us like that. 1482 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:01,280 Whoo! Classic François, though. 1483 01:22:01,282 --> 01:22:04,283 I'm glad to know he's still in the game. 1484 01:22:04,285 --> 01:22:06,286 Geez. 1485 01:22:06,288 --> 01:22:07,619 Look good? 1486 01:22:07,621 --> 01:22:08,854 - It's great. - Okay, good. 1487 01:22:08,856 --> 01:22:10,422 - It's good, it's good. - All right. 1488 01:22:10,424 --> 01:22:12,625 - Oh. - Fuck, yeah. We did it, man. 1489 01:22:12,627 --> 01:22:14,627 - We fuckin' did it. - Oh, my God, your head's bleeding. 1490 01:22:14,629 --> 01:22:16,296 - Are you okay? - What? 1491 01:22:16,298 --> 01:22:18,297 Oh, look at that. Yeah. 1492 01:22:18,299 --> 01:22:20,867 Oh, he fuckin' got me. 1493 01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:23,368 You know what though? I got to respect it. 1494 01:22:23,370 --> 01:22:25,404 He had to come at me. 1495 01:22:25,406 --> 01:22:26,738 Makes sense. 1496 01:22:26,740 --> 01:22:29,442 I mean, it's crazy. 1497 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:31,778 - It's crazy. - Nah. You know, it's not crazy. 1498 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,646 - It's François. - I hit him. 1499 01:22:34,648 --> 01:22:36,616 Dude, did you see when I did it? I hit him... 1500 01:22:36,618 --> 01:22:39,219 - Oh, yeah. It was fuckin' badass, dude. - Oh, my God. That's amazing. 1501 01:22:39,221 --> 01:22:41,688 - I've never done anything like that before in my life. - That was fuckin' badass moves. 1502 01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:43,159 - I love that. - Jesus Christ. 1503 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,632 - What's happening? - What's happening is you're getting out. 1504 01:22:53,634 --> 01:22:55,170 - Let's go. - What? 1505 01:22:56,404 --> 01:22:58,137 Okay. Come on. 1506 01:22:58,139 --> 01:22:59,538 We're driving a stolen car. 1507 01:22:59,540 --> 01:23:01,908 You just assaulted somebody. We gotta get you outta here. 1508 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:03,643 What about you? 1509 01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:05,278 What about me? Who cares? 1510 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:06,749 Just take your stuff and go. 1511 01:23:14,655 --> 01:23:16,622 That's it? That's all you're taking? 1512 01:23:16,624 --> 01:23:19,458 Yeah. All this shit doesn't seem important anymore. 1513 01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:21,827 You're welcome to keep whatever you want and throw away whatever you don't. 1514 01:23:21,829 --> 01:23:23,598 All right. Whatever. 1515 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:28,768 This is our third time saying good-bye. 1516 01:23:28,770 --> 01:23:31,290 Yeah, well, you know what they say. Third time's a charm, right? 1517 01:23:35,610 --> 01:23:37,246 All right. Oh, okay. 1518 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:40,988 You take care of yourself, Nat. Okay? 1519 01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,850 You too, Richard. 1520 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:45,385 You're a good kid. 1521 01:23:45,387 --> 01:23:47,319 Thanks, man. 1522 01:23:47,321 --> 01:23:48,720 Keep that dick dry. 1523 01:23:48,722 --> 01:23:50,256 Yep. 1524 01:23:50,258 --> 01:23:51,794 You too, bud. 1525 01:23:58,933 --> 01:24:00,966 Hey, Nat. 1526 01:24:00,968 --> 01:24:02,635 Eat shit. 1527 01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:45,840 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard 116700