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Colonel Whittington for you, sir.

Ah, come in, Dennis.

I'll bring you some tea
and biscuits.

Thank you, Miss Gifford.

I have the results
of the departmental annual reviews.

Ah, of course. Everyone A-OK?

Yes, sir. With one exception.

Oh. Don't tell me.

It's safe to say that in the
27 years we've run these tests,

no-one has failed quite so
spectacularly as Captain Guy Hubble.

Medically, he seems...

Alive? Yes.

His basic health is OK
but he's clearly over the hill.

Perhaps I can draw your attention
to his physical test results.

The endurance exercise
was a three-mile course

designed to be covered
in under 30 minutes.

Unfortunately, Hubble was lapped.

Twice.

As for the obstacle course...

Come on, Hubble! Come on, man!
Put your back into it!

You'll see from the report what
the instructors thought of Hubble.

Go on, down you go.
Ah! Ah!

Who-oa!

And as for the final obstacle...

No, I can do it! I...

I can do it!

It took them half an hour
to cut him out of that tyre.

I won't bother you unduly with the
results of his intelligence test.

Hard to think
that anyone could score zero.

With multiple choice,

even by the law of averages,
you'd expect to get one right.

But, well, that's Hubble for you.

CRASHING

Captain Hubble has arrived.

I'm afraid tea will be delayed
while I find some more cups.

And a new teapot.

Sorry about that.

I've picked up most of the biscuits.

She was right behind the door
when I arrived.

Would you like a biscuit, sir?

Captain Hubble reporting for duty,
sir.

Yes. Sit down, Hubble.

Yes, right...
Over there. Yes, sir, thank you.

You're here to discuss
your recent performance review.

Oh, good. Very good.
How did I do, sir?

Let's have a little look, shall we?

You came bottom
in the firearms drill.

You needed oxygen
after the assault course,

and according to the examiner
in your intelligence test,

you have an IQ somewhere between
that of a goldfish...

and a fruit bat.

Well, to be fair, sir,
I did have a bit of a cold that day.

Some of the things you wrote on your
personal development paper...

You were asked to name areas
you would like to improve.

You wrote, "Lewisham."

Yes, sir. I thought they could do
with a new leisure centre,

and a nice play area, you know,
just for the kiddies.

Look, Hubble, I'm sure you're aware
of these cutbacks we need to make.

Now, regrettably, it does mean we're
going to have to let some people go.

It's not going to be easy but...

What is that on your chest, Hubble?

Oh, that, sir.

It's a George Medal.

Yes, I popped into the Palace
this morning

and picked it up from Her Majesty.

It's for bravery beyond the call of
duty at the Commonwealth Conference.

You remember, sir, when I prevented
the assassination of Her Majesty.

Oh, one other thing, sir.

She did give me this
letter of commendation.

If you'd like to look at it.
Thank you.

"My gratitude...
immeasurable bravery..."

"..looking forward
to many more years of service..."

"..simply irreplaceable..."

"..Her Majesty."

Right. Thank you.

But unfortunately we are still
looking at staff redundancies,

starting with the decrepit,
like you.

Are you implying I'm too old, sir?
I'm not implying, Hubble.

I can still run with the pack.

You were lapped by the pack, Hubble.

Dennis, Dennis, if I may...

what we're saying, Hubble,

is we are going to have to,
erm, reassign you

within the department
to lower level security duties.

Sir, surely this calls
for termination...

No, no, no. Pending a re-evaluation
of this report.

I'd like you to work with
one of the young Prince's team...

until further notice.

Sir, I'd still prefer
to detail Her Majesty.

Hubble, that's an order.

Yes. Yes, sir. Very well.

Thank you, sir.

Dennis, you saw the letter.
What was I supposed to do?

CRASHING AND SCREAMING

Powell, any word from the Prince
about a departure time?

'Imminent, sir.
No sign of Hubble here by the way.'

No, he's meeting us here. Give me
an update when you have it. Roger.

All right, Yates? Good of you
to join us. Where have you been?

I had a private appointment.
All right, what's the latest?

The Prince is having lunch with
some friends. Powell is inside.

He says we're looking at
an imminent departure,

so we should be on our way
very soon.

I've, erm...

I've asked him to keep me posted.

Is there anything else
you want to say, Yates?

No.

Are you sure? Well, I was
just wondering what you feed it.

What?

That small, furry animal you seem
to have perched on your head.

After that meeting, I just thought
I ought to do something.

You're right,
it's a young man's game, this.

I actually think it's a good move.
Do you?

Yeah. Yes, I do.
I mean, it takes years off you.

We have just got to hope
the RSPCA don't catch up with you.

The man in the shop who sold this to
me told me it was top of the range.

It'll stay on even in a hurricane.

So what does it do, then?

Dig its claws into your scalp
to cling on?

Look, my friend Gordon
has got the same model as this.

He even uses it
when he goes out microlighting.

Microlighting?

Yeah, don't you know
what microlighting is?

It's the same as hang-gliding,

except they put a lawnmower
engine on the back.

RADIO: 'Sir.'

Go ahead...

Right. The Prince wants to stop at
a jewellers on Blenheim Square.

No, it's not on the schedule.

He wants a necklace for a friend.

Well, he can't.
It hasn't been cleared.

Do you want to tell him?
Yeah. Give me that.

Press the red one.

HE SCOFFS
Obviously!

Powell, this is Captain Hubble.

We can't keep on
changing the schedule like this.

I mean, good God!

Is it normally this shambolic on the
Prince's detail? I'm taking over.

Powell, we're turning
into the square now.

What's happening
with the Prince?

'He's in the jeweller's now.
It's called Layfield.'

'I can't see you, Powell.
There's a white van double-parked.'

I'll move this bloke along.
You keep your eyes open.

And don't forget,
monitor everything.

You never know what might happen.
Yeah, quite!

All right. Come on, let's go!

Let's do it! Let's go!

You can't park here, sonny.
Come on, move it.

I was only gonna be two minutes.

No, you won't. Come on. Hop it!

You see, Yates, when plans change
you've got to be extra vigilant.

The red one. I know!

Powell, how's it going with
the Prince in the jeweller's? Over.

What's that?

"What's that? Over." Over.

Over?

Yes. "Over". You say "over" so that
I know you've finished speaking.

Powell? Sorry, sir. I didn't know
you'd finished speaking.

You didn't say "over". Over.

I want to know what's
happening in the jeweller's. Over.

'I'm not in the jewellers. You said
you were taking over. Over.'

Yes, I know, when I got there!

In the meantime, the Prince is
in there with no protection. Over.

That's right. Over.

I'm going over.

Going where, sir? Over.

To the jeweller's! Over.

Can we drop the "over" business,
sir?

It's getting very confusing having
to say "over" after everything.

Over.

No, we can't. Over.

We have to observe radio protocols.
Over.

Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir. Over."

Are we just talking now?
Or are we still on the radio?

Of course we're just talking now,
aren't we?

That's because you took so long
to learn the radio etiquette.

And meanwhile the Prince is in
the jeweller's on his own! Over!

ALARM SOUNDS
What's that? What's going on?

Come on, come on. Let's go!!

GUNSHOTS
Let's go back!

Is there anything wrong, Powell?

No. No. Your hair just
looks different. That's all.

Yes, Sergeant!
I'm using a different shampoo.

The red one.
Yes, I know that!

Hubble to HQ.

We need back-up immediately.

Over. I know!

Over!

SIRENS SOUND

Over.

'Special unit are here, sir.'

Send them through now.
Keep going, keep going, keep going!

We have a high security incident
here, please keep moving on.

But I live here. I don't care!
This is an emergency. Now move!

Where?
There! Move! Now, go!

BRAKES SQUEAL, CRASHING

You directed me on! You're supposed
to keep your eyes open!

Well, look at my car!

Powell, this is all your fault.

You told me to send them on!
What the hell were you doing?

Well, it's his fault!
It's not my fault, it's his fault!

Get out of the car.
SHOUTING

Move it!
Powell, sort this out, will you?

HELICOPTER SWOOPS OVERHEAD

There you are, sir.
It's a siege situation

but everything's under control.

I've cordoned the area off
and roadblocks are in place.

Well done. Thank you, sir.

The only teeny weeny
problem is that the third

in line to the throne is
being held at gunpoint.

Yes. How the hell did this happen
on your watch?

I take full responsibility, sir.
That's good. Thank you, sir.

When we come out the other side,
I'll expect your resignation.

What's that on your head?
I'm not paying for the damage.

This is on your insurance.
Sssh. Not now.

Write your insurance details down.
Who is this, Hubble?

He just made me crash my car.

Oh, that's a bit of an exaggeration,
sir.

Yates, deal with this gentleman.

Yes. Yates,
deal with this gentleman, will you?

I'm warning you! Stay there!
Nobody move.

This is Commissioner Baker, sir.

I know, Hubble. We're old friends.

Really? Where did you meet? What?

Sorry. Doesn't matter. Hello, Tim.

Dennis. I've made contact with
the gunmen and the good news is

they don't appear to know that
they've got the Prince in there.

What happened in there?

They only wanted to
rob the place but one

of the shop assistants
set off the alarm,

for some reason their getaway
vehicle had gone and they panicked.

I think I may have been responsible
for that, sir. Quick-thinking.

When I arrived, I noticed that
the Transit van was double-parked

so I got out and told it to move,
move on.

So you've turned what was
a straightforward robbery

into a full-scale siege
with the Prince's life at risk?

They've asked for a car to get them
away from here. It's on its way.

'Can you read me?' Baker.

Permission to make amends, sir.
Permission denied.

Thank you, sir. I've been round
the side of the building, sir,

and I've lifted a manhole cover.

A manhole cover?

Yes, sir. I'm convinced the sewer
runs directly under the jeweller's.

Now, if I could get some
tunnelling equipment, sir,

I could drill underneath
the foundations

and tunnel up into the jeweller's
and rescue the Prince.

Yates, go round the back of the
building. Maintain radio contact.

They've asked for some food.
I think we should oblige.

The first stage of any hostage
situation is to keep everyone calm.

We'll send in some pizzas.

I'd like to take the
pizzas in, sir.

Will you go away?
You've caused enough trouble.

We will need someone to take them
in, Dennis. Yes, but not him.

They won't feel threatened by him.

Having said that, of course,
it could be extremely dangerous,

going into a siege situation,
if things kick off.

We're sending the pizzas in.

If he tries anything funny,
he's dead.

I suppose sometimes, in these
situations, they never come out alive.

We try not to let that happen.
Yes, but surely sometimes...

Not there. Over there.

Yes, yes. Of course.

What's that on your head?

Nothing!

All right, now, who's the Hawaiian?

That's him.

One Hawaiian.

And Pepperoni?

Him. Pepperoni, that's for you.

You must be the Margherita.

I ordered a cheese and tomato.

That is Margherita, isn't it?
I dunno. Open the box.

All right, OK. Open the box.

Ah, there you are, look.
Cheese and tomato. Right.

What's that green stuff on it?

Well, I don't know.
It's probably basil.

I don't like basil.
Is that my fault?

I didn't order no basil, did I?!
All right, I'll take the basil off!

Get your hands out of my pizza, man!
Calm down! Keep your hair on!

Don't tell me to calm down!
You're getting

yourself all worked up,
so just calm down.

If you tell me to calm
down again, I'm going

to start shooting
hostages, all right!

You lay one finger on the Prince's
head and you'll live to regret it!

Who?

Well, done, Hubble.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.

It took guts going in there.
Is the Prince unharmed?

Yes, completely unharmed.

Good. And what about the mood
of the gunmen?

They're a bit jumpy.

But since I gave them their pizzas,
I managed to calm them down, sir.

They're fine now. Everything's fine.

'Baker?' Yes?

We'd like to increase our demands,
now we know we've got a prince.

What makes you think
you've got a prince in there?

The pizza man told us.

'We want a helicopter
to get us out of here, all right.

Have it here in an hour
or we start shooting Royals.

I'll talk to Sir Edward.

We might need authorisation
to use the SAS.

Yates? What happened?

I've just fallen down a manhole
that someone left open.

The pizzas? It's £62.60. You said
you'd pay me when you got back.

Yes, I know, but I'm in the middle
of a siege here.

We didn't charge for garlic bread.

Hubble, pay the man, if it's
not too complicated a job for you.

It's just, you did say...

Yes, all right, all right! Don't go
on about it. Excuse me, sir.

If I knew you were going to be
like this,

I wouldn't have recommended you.

This changes everything, Dennis.

The Prince is in real danger now.
Is Number 10 across all this?

Sir, excuse me, sir.
Have you got £7.40?

What? £7.40. It's for the pizza man.
I'm a bit short. No. Oh.

Yates, have you got £7.40?
Hubble, go away! Yes, sir...

Hubble, I'm standing you down
with immediate effect.

You're off detail! Go!

Yes, sir.

So, what about the £7.40?

RADIO:
'And now, the news.

'It's been reported
that a security blunder

'has led to one of the
young princes being held hostage

'at a jeweller's in London.

'A senior security officer
was said to have allowed the Prince

'to go into the jeweller's
unprotected.

'It seems that one of the Palace's
senior bodyguards

'made the catastrophic mistake
at three o'clock.

'How can you put a man of his age
in charge of royal security?

'Well, he must be a right doughnut!
He's like a mug, innit!

'The guy's a wally!
I mean... who's put him in charge?

'I mean, this is the Royal Family!
The thing that makes Britain... '

Hello, Gordon? It's Guy.

Yes, yes,
I know it's all over the telly.

Listen, I want you
to do me a favour.

Have you still got that microlight?

How's the helicopter coming on?
We ain't heard nothing from you.

It's in hand but trying to get one
here in an hour is too difficult.

We need more time.

Listen! It's four o'clock.
If we don't see the chopper by five,

we start with the ginger fella here.

They're starting to get jumpy.

The SAS have arrived, sir.

Thank God.

We've looked at the plan
of the building and the layout.

The key, gentlemen, is surprise
and complete operational precision.

We need to get men on that roof

without the gunmen hearing a thing

and then down the front and back
and through the windows.

If they hear the slightest noise...

ENGINE WHIRRS

CRASHING

ENGINE STRUGGLES

CRASHING

Baker! What was that?!

It was nothing. Just a...
satellite dish falling off the roof.

I'm standing with
a gun next to the

Prince's head, so you
better not be lying!

Yaargh! Aargh! Ah!

What is going on?! I'm in the middle
of a rescue mission.

Well, who's going to pay for this?
Don't worry.

'Are you still there, sir?'

I've now got a home claim
as well as a motor claim.

By the way,
that chimney needs sweeping.

Come on, give me a hand.

I've got to get
to the window next door

so I can get into the jeweller's.

Sorry to drag you into all this,
sir, but we thought it important.

I've spoken to Number
10 and they've given

authorisation to use
the SAS immediately.

I'm afraid Hubble
has already jumped the gun.

Ah, no! Aah!

GUNSHOT

What the hell's he doing?

Just get across that...
CREAKING

GROANING

Baker? What's going on out there,
Baker? I'm warning you!

Sir, I'd like permission
to shoot Hubble down.

Dennis, we don't shoot our own men.
At least, not on purpose.

He's in breach of my orders,
endangering the whole operation,

and jeopardising the Prince's life.

I'm sorry, no. Well, a court-martial
at least when this is all over.

The man's a walking disaster, sir.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

CREAKING
Aa-aargh!

SMASHING

I'm going to do it!

I'm going to do it!

What the...?!

Put the gun down!
Put it down! Put it down!

Put the gun down!

Hostages all safe and secure, sir.

Well done, Hubble!

Hubble? Hubble, where are you?

Perhaps the impact killed him.

Captain Hubble reporting for duty,
sir!

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