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Morning.
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Another weigh-in for wrestling?
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Yep.
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- What are you doing?
- [Grunts] We're down a wrestler.
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Scotty Butler, our 125,
got mono from his sister,
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so, we need a sub, otherwise
we have to forfeit the match.
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And, just as I suspected,
you are 125 on the dot.
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Okay, first of all,
it's not gonna happen.
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Second of all, I'm still
stuck on the mono thing.
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- Did he kiss his sister?
- Come on, Kenny.
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I'm undefeated this year.
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If we forfeit this match,
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then I don't get to go to finals.
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Jimmy, I would love to help you,
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but I am not a wrestler.
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Uh, yes, you are.
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Don't you remember when we were kids,
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I trapped you and held you down,
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and I threatened to spit on
your face? That's wrestling.
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Okay, well, as appealing
as you make it sound,
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I'm still not interested.
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Okay, fine.
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I'm calling in the favor you owe me.
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I thought it was gonna be
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you giving me your liver
when I use mine up in college.
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I don't owe you a favor.
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Three words, Kenny...
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"West Side Story"...
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sing-along.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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But, don't pretend that you didn't
love every second of that movie.
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- I didn't.
- Oh? Yeah?
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So you didn't feel anything
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when Tony died in Maria's arms?
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- No.
- Okay.
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How about when they first met?
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You mean the first time they
saw each other at the dance?
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And everyone else was out
of focus for some reason,
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and they realized they loved each other?
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[Voice breaking] In an instant?
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Yeah, of course I felt it, Kenny.
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[Voice breaking] How could
you not? It's so beautiful.
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Their love was doomed from the overture.
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- [Normal voice] Maria.
- [Normal voice] Tony.
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[Both snap fingers]
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God, I wish I didn't live with girls.
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Hey, I got your text.
What's the emergency.
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[Groans] I'm going on a
business trip with Clive
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and I need you to get
down the big suitcase.
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That's not an emergency.
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And, by business, do you mean
like, the business business?
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- No, I'm getting my own room.
- [Laughs]
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Besides, it's just a Vice
Principal's conference.
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Oh, so no one's getting laid, then.
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[Scoffs] I can't believe it.
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I haven't stayed in a
hotel in, what, five years?
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I'm gonna take a bath and
a shower at the same time.
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It'll be a perfect storm of luxury.
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I can't believe it's been that
long since we went to the shore.
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[Scoffs]
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Gosh. Remember, you were so
obsessed with collecting those rocks.
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- [Chuckling] Oh, yeah.
- [Laughs]
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Did you ever do anything with them?
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No, I never found them when we got home.
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[Crashes]
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I think I found them.
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And I just threw out my back.
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[Groans]
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- Don't touch me!
- Aah!
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Great. I need it by Friday.
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- Ethan.
- Shannon.
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I have a great idea for
an article in the paper.
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You've already pitched
"Behind The Mascot:
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"Who Really Is The Saint
Barklay's Bulldog?"
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I'm convinced it's Joyce the lunch lady.
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We've never seen them in
the same room together.
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But what I really want
to write is a scathing piece
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on the most antiquated, sexist
organization at this school...
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Mat Maids.
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Yeah, why do wrestlers
get their own cheerleaders?
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My mathlete team gets zero
support and several wedgies.
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Which is why I am
going to infiltrate them
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and take them down from the inside.
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- I love you.
- What?
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I mean, I love your idea.
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Fitzgerald, where is
that political cartoon?
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[Crowd cheers, marching band plays]
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- [Grunts]
- 2! Take-down, red.
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I changed my mind.
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You can have my liver.
I don't want to do this.
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It looks really painful.
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It's only painful if you resist.
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Remember, you're not trying
to win, so just go limp...
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you know, like when you're
falling off a building.
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Jimmy, no one knows how that feels
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because those people are dead.
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All right, little O'Neal,
you're up after this match.
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But, remember, it's like
being mauled by a bear.
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Don't resist, and you'll be fine.
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Again, so incorrect, but I'll do it.
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I just need a second.
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I'm gonna go splash some
water on my face backstage.
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That's gay for "locker room".
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He also calls "halftime,"
"intermission".
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[Water runs]
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Man: Towel?
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Oh, my God.
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Gus Kenworthy and Robbie Rogers?
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You guys are, like, my
favorite professional athletes.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We're here to cheer on Saint
Barklay's first out gay athlete.
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Well, look at me.
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I'm not a wrestler.
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I'm the gay kid.
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Whoa. You can be both.
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I mean, being gay has never stopped me
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from strapping on skis and
dropping into a half-pipe.
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And, it didn't stop me from becoming
one of the first openly-gay athletes
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in major-league sports.
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- Humble brag, Robbie.
- I have an MLS Cup.
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Nobody knows what that is. I have
a silver medal... from the Olympics.
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- Oh, were they out of gold that day?
- [Laughs]
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Okay, gay athletes, stop fighting.
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I mean, have you seen them out there?
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Even if I go limp,
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I-I-I'm gonna die in
front of the entire school.
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That's why you have to try.
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- Don't be a clich?.
- Mm.
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What have you really got to lose?
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Well, my vision, several teeth,
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my short-term memory.
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People can lead very
full lives without teeth.
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Yeah...
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Gus: Make us proud.
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[Water running]
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Mm. Nope.
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This is a horrible indictment of myself,
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but this bed still smells like me.
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Trust me. I've tried everything.
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[Grunts]
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Okay, you're all set.
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You've got a bucket there by the bed.
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I don't have to throw up.
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That's in case you need to pee.
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Kids'll be home in seven hours.
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- Clive: Knockity-knock-knock.
- There's Clive. Got to go.
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But, wait, I'm still hurting.
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I am not giving up my
Courtyard by Marriott
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because of your weak lower back.
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Clive: Everything all right in there?
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- Permission to enter?
- Hey.
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Hey, buddy.
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What are you doing in Eileen's bed?
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Have... have you guys made up?
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Are you back together?
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I-I-I'm just kidding.
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But, seriously, you can tell me.
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He's fine. He just threw out his back.
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Oh, buddy. Poor thing.
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What can I get for you?
What-what-what can I do?
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Well, he's got a bucket.
What else does he need?
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Tender, loving care and
a constant companion.
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We can't go on our trip.
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Eileen, Sheboygan will have to wait.
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Well, but, what about your
Vice Principal's conference?
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I mean, you're the understudy
for the keynote speaker.
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Oh, my understudy will understudy.
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Wait...
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you weren't planning on leaving
Pat here alone, were you?
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[Chuckling] What?
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[Chuckles nervously]
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Wait, you really gave him a bucket?
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I was gonna put soup in it.
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Um, it's the Irish way, you see.
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That's why we call dying
"kicking the bucket," you see?
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Because you run out of soup, so you...
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I'm gonna go to the store
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and get you some homemade soup.
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Diaz: Come on, get him,
Kenny. Let's do this.
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Shake hands.
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Hi.
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Kenny: I don't know if I can do this.
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This guy looks like he's
all muscle and no mercy.
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I'm just gonna take the fall.
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[Yelps]
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Damn you, gay athletes.
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You filled me with athletic ambition.
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I want to win this.
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How am I gonna do that?
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- What is he doing?
- I know this.
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I know these moves. It's...
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it's "West Side Story."
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It's Riff and Bernardo at the rumble.
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Do it for the Jets, Kenny!
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- Referee: 2, takedown. 3.
- Oh!
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2, reversal red.
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[Whistle blows]
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- Whoo!
- Diaz: Yeah, Kenny.
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[All cheering]
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Bulldogs.
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Is it done? Did I do it? Did I win?
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- Yeah.
- You did it. You're done. You won.
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- I won?
- You won!
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[Laughing] What?
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[Crowd cheering]
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Okay, pal, the safest
way to set you down
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is to pull you down on top of me,
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and then I'm gonna
squirm out from under.
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Wait, that's the safest way?
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- [Grunts]
- [Moans]
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Dad?
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You're never gonna believe this.
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Kenny won his wrestling match.
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He's a natural.
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I was supposed to go limp, but I didn't.
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I didn't go limp.
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- Good, buddy.
- Yeah, that's amazing.
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Oh, by the way, that
thing digging into your leg
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- is my phone.
- Okay.
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- Should we ask about this?
- No, let's leave it a mystery.
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Boys, I threw out my back.
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Otherwise, I'd be jumping
up and down with you,
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hugging you right now.
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Kenny, way to go, man.
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I didn't even know you
were on the wrestling team.
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I'm not, but it felt good.
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I mean, I've never
felt this rush before.
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I guess this is why
people play the sports.
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But, maybe I should just...
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you know, maybe I should join the team.
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Yeah, well, you should definitely join.
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It's kind of late in the... the season.
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You'd be more of a sub,
but yeah... but, yeah, sure.
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I'm an athlete.
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I'm an athlete.
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[Chuckles] Less so when you do that,
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but yeah, you go get them, champ.
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You know what? Get me
up. I want to hug my sons.
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All right, but there's
only one way to do it.
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[Groans]
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Take my hands.
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Don't be scared.
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- This doesn't feel right.
- [Grunts]
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- [Bell rings]
- Oh, God,
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I'm gonna be late for class.
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Do you think I could use the jock card
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to, you know, get the
teacher to go easy on me?
254
00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:06,155
Okay, hold up, hold up.
255
00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:08,413
It takes a long time to earn that.
256
00:08:08,438 --> 00:08:10,679
I have it because I'm undefeated.
257
00:08:10,704 --> 00:08:12,829
- You won one match.
- [Girls giggling]
258
00:08:12,854 --> 00:08:14,564
Oh, okay, here come the Mat Maids.
259
00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:15,698
Uh, they're cheerleaders
260
00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,033
who, out of the
goodness of their hearts,
261
00:08:17,101 --> 00:08:18,334
leave us gifts in our lockers.
262
00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:19,903
I get Chloe Perrente,
263
00:08:19,971 --> 00:08:22,663
emphasis on the Perrentes.
264
00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:24,180
I feel like you could
do that with any name.
265
00:08:24,205 --> 00:08:25,741
Oh, no, I can. O'Neals.
266
00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,148
Ew.
267
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,538
Hey, Jimmy. Hey, Chloe.
268
00:08:29,913 --> 00:08:31,062
I take it that's for me.
269
00:08:31,087 --> 00:08:33,056
- Actually, it's for Kenny.
- What?
270
00:08:33,081 --> 00:08:35,313
We drew straws, and I won
the chance to be paired with
271
00:08:35,338 --> 00:08:37,230
- Saint Barklay's first gay wrestler.
- [Girls giggling]
272
00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,036
Oh, thank you.
273
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,327
But... but, you're mine.
274
00:08:40,352 --> 00:08:42,128
The Perrentes were mine.
275
00:08:42,153 --> 00:08:43,452
Who... who do I get?
276
00:08:44,294 --> 00:08:45,751
Hello, James.
277
00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:46,822
Jimmy: You?
278
00:08:46,847 --> 00:08:48,275
I get the O'Neals.
279
00:08:49,286 --> 00:08:50,952
Oh, my God. You have boobs.
280
00:08:50,977 --> 00:08:53,334
Boobs are ruined. Boobs
are ruined forever.
281
00:08:53,403 --> 00:08:55,203
See you, Kenny. [Giggles]
282
00:08:56,548 --> 00:08:57,979
Since when are you a Mat Maid?
283
00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,485
Since when are you a wrestler?
284
00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,576
Touch?.
285
00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:02,577
Ta-da!
286
00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:04,412
Here is the bathing suit I promised you.
287
00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:05,687
Clive's gonna love it.
288
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,891
I said I wanted a one piece.
289
00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:08,007
Technically, it is.
290
00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:10,413
It's called a monokini.
It's extremely unforgiving.
291
00:09:10,438 --> 00:09:12,954
Well, I don't need it, because
we had to cancel the trip.
292
00:09:12,979 --> 00:09:14,855
Oh, no. What happened?
293
00:09:14,924 --> 00:09:16,507
Pat threw his back out,
294
00:09:16,532 --> 00:09:18,874
and now Clive wants to stay
home and take care of him.
295
00:09:18,899 --> 00:09:20,360
It's a horrible color on both of them.
296
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,548
Watch it. Coming through.
297
00:09:22,573 --> 00:09:23,569
Excuse me.
298
00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:26,094
Oh, Eileen, how are you?
299
00:09:26,119 --> 00:09:27,165
What is all this?
300
00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:29,687
Oh, it's got crosswords,
beef jerky, Mad Libs,
301
00:09:29,712 --> 00:09:31,025
Anjou pears... the peak of ripeness...
302
00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,117
Tiger Bomb, some
jasmine-scented Epsom salts.
303
00:09:33,142 --> 00:09:34,476
It's just the bare-bones basics.
304
00:09:34,501 --> 00:09:35,734
I should really get it to Pat.
305
00:09:35,759 --> 00:09:37,202
It seems a little extreme.
306
00:09:37,227 --> 00:09:38,851
I thought it wasn't enough.
307
00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:40,459
They were out of his
favorite saltwater taffy.
308
00:09:40,484 --> 00:09:41,663
I feel like an ass.
309
00:09:41,688 --> 00:09:43,385
He likes saltwater taffy?
310
00:09:43,453 --> 00:09:46,065
That's his favorite non-chocolate candy.
311
00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,488
How do you not know that?
312
00:09:49,558 --> 00:09:51,503
Did you see that look?
313
00:09:51,737 --> 00:09:54,262
He's never looked at
me like that before.
314
00:09:54,330 --> 00:09:55,763
Was he judging me?
315
00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:57,346
Neither one of you is perfect.
316
00:09:57,394 --> 00:09:59,214
Does he think I'm not
a nurturing person?
317
00:09:59,239 --> 00:10:01,065
I'm a nurturing person, aren't I?
318
00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:02,128
Yeah. Totally.
319
00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:03,970
You took care of me after
I had my appendix out.
320
00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,815
That's right. I did.
321
00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,808
I mean, you made me drive
you to the outlet mall.
322
00:10:07,877 --> 00:10:09,284
[Scoffs]
323
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,045
All right, well, obviously,
I need to show Clive
324
00:10:12,114 --> 00:10:13,480
that I can take care of Pat.
325
00:10:13,549 --> 00:10:14,981
You don't have to prove anything to me.
326
00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:17,142
I scored big time with
that blouse from the mall.
327
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:20,253
Although, I did ruin it
when my stitches burst.
328
00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:22,122
329
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:24,057
[Laughter]
330
00:10:24,126 --> 00:10:25,458
Shannon: Chloe, let's chat.
331
00:10:25,527 --> 00:10:27,260
Let me start with an easy question.
332
00:10:27,329 --> 00:10:29,595
Why do you think we have to
wear these super-short skirts?
333
00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:32,409
Uh, well, I guess 'cause
they're easy to move around in.
334
00:10:32,434 --> 00:10:33,633
Okay, sure.
335
00:10:33,693 --> 00:10:35,362
And they show off our legs, right?
336
00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:37,539
- Yeah, that's part of it.
- [Both giggle]
337
00:10:37,564 --> 00:10:38,823
And, I'm just curious...
338
00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,846
how long should I be spending
on my hair before a meet?
339
00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:42,331
Uh, I don't know.
340
00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:44,877
- Uh, mine takes... an hour.
- An hour?
341
00:10:44,902 --> 00:10:47,580
Like, however long it takes to get
through a "This American Life" podcast.
342
00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,495
- [Chuckles] What?
- Oh, my God.
343
00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,750
This morning, when I was
doing my fishtail braid,
344
00:10:51,775 --> 00:10:53,618
there was an incredible piece on NPR
345
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,096
about factory farming.
346
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,122
Riveting. Right, girls?
347
00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:58,642
- Oh, totally.
- Of course.
348
00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,971
You all listen to NPR, too?
349
00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:01,018
- Mm-hmm.
- Girl: Yeah.
350
00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:02,527
It all comes down to GMOs.
351
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,596
Until we properly label our food,
352
00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:07,182
it's like putting a
band-aid on an axe wound.
353
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,103
Hey, do you think I could
pull off purple mascara?
354
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,202
What is happening?
355
00:11:11,227 --> 00:11:12,635
Are you smart? Are you dumb?
356
00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:15,198
Are you insightful? Are you vapid?
357
00:11:15,223 --> 00:11:16,448
Who are you girls?
358
00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:17,538
We're fun.
359
00:11:17,563 --> 00:11:19,321
And, we're fluent in five languages.
360
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,143
Allons-y, Mat Maids.
361
00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:23,221
Sacr? bleu.
362
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,524
- Thanks, Joyce.
- Have a great day.
363
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,417
Jimmy: I don't think Shannon is right.
364
00:11:27,442 --> 00:11:29,300
Joyce the lunch lady
could not be our mascot.
365
00:11:29,325 --> 00:11:30,495
She has a bad hip.
366
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,245
Plus, there's no way she could
do a round-off in a 40-pound suit.
367
00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:36,300
Hey, you never know what
people are capable of.
368
00:11:36,325 --> 00:11:37,737
I mean, look at me.
369
00:11:37,808 --> 00:11:39,474
I surprised the world.
370
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:40,475
It was one match.
371
00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:42,290
So brave, what you're doing.
372
00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:43,806
Keep wrestling for the rainbow.
373
00:11:43,831 --> 00:11:45,813
- What? Pudding?
- Double for wrestlers.
374
00:11:45,882 --> 00:11:47,073
I've never even had a single.
375
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:48,681
I didn't even know this
school had pudding.
376
00:11:48,706 --> 00:11:50,112
- Play it cool.
- Sorry.
377
00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:51,956
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
378
00:11:52,322 --> 00:11:53,454
Don't mind him, he's just a sub.
379
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:54,622
Pudding me, Joyce.
380
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,479
Sorry, Jimmy, those were my last two.
381
00:11:56,504 --> 00:11:58,569
But I'm about to make history
382
00:11:58,594 --> 00:12:01,584
as the only undefeated
wrestler on the team.
383
00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:04,690
I have, um, some loose
mints in my apron.
384
00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:08,376
All right, mint me, Joyce.
385
00:12:08,401 --> 00:12:11,401
386
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,604
Wintergreen?
387
00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:17,040
Do you think I get to
sit with the jocks, too?
388
00:12:17,065 --> 00:12:19,179
It takes a long time to be invited.
389
00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:20,213
Yo, O'Neal.
390
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,745
Pop a squat.
391
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,956
I actually meant little O'Neal.
392
00:12:23,981 --> 00:12:25,079
Really?
393
00:12:25,104 --> 00:12:27,362
- We'll catch you later, Jimmy.
- Okay.
394
00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:28,970
I was wondering if you
could show me that move
395
00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,657
at practice today that
you did at the meet.
396
00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:32,959
It's like it was happening,
and then it wasn't happening.
397
00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:34,446
Man, help me get in your mind.
398
00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:35,962
Let me tell you a little story
399
00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:40,501
about a man named
Joseph Hubertus Pilates.
400
00:12:41,087 --> 00:12:42,335
Here's nurse Eileen.
401
00:12:42,403 --> 00:12:44,148
- Oh, wow.
- How you feeling, Pat?
402
00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:45,727
Actually, I'm feeling a
little bit better, thanks.
403
00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:47,923
Oh, good. Let me just get
a pillow for your head.
404
00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:50,087
- Oh, okay.
- There you go.
405
00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:51,671
Oh, okay, I think that's good.
406
00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:54,593
No, I want you to be nice and comfy.
407
00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:56,220
- Clive: Hey, Eileen.
- No, you can never have
408
00:12:56,245 --> 00:12:57,407
- too many pillows.
- Ohh!
409
00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,921
I think his feet need to
be higher than his head.
410
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,266
Then all the blood's
gonna rush into his head,
411
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,289
- you see? See?
- No, you know what?
412
00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:05,631
- I am concerned about Pat.
- I'm a little concerned about Pat.
413
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,025
- Fine.
- Ohh!
414
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:08,399
[Groans]
415
00:13:08,424 --> 00:13:10,562
- That's my phone.
- [Cellphone vibrates]
416
00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:12,064
[Cellphone beeps]
417
00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:13,625
You got a text.
418
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,236
That ponytail looks so cute on you.
419
00:13:17,304 --> 00:13:18,536
You look just like Gloria Steinem
420
00:13:18,605 --> 00:13:20,858
when she infiltrated
the Playboy mansion.
421
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,022
- You are fascinating, Chloe.
- Thank you.
422
00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:24,075
- Shannon.
- Bye, Shannon.
423
00:13:24,143 --> 00:13:25,877
I just read the latest copy
of the school newspaper.
424
00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:27,741
What happened to the big
take down of the Mat Maids?
425
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,772
Turns out I was stereotyping them.
426
00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:31,921
They're great at discussing
different colors of lip gloss
427
00:13:31,946 --> 00:13:33,233
and the merits of NATO.
428
00:13:33,258 --> 00:13:35,386
So, you did a puff piece
on your brother instead?
429
00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:36,553
It's not a puff piece.
430
00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:37,855
He's doing something historic,
431
00:13:37,924 --> 00:13:39,857
something nobody at this
school has ever done.
432
00:13:39,926 --> 00:13:42,526
Yes, I will achieve
an undefeated season.
433
00:13:42,595 --> 00:13:44,395
Finally, some recognition.
434
00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:47,967
It almost makes up for your
locker gift, which is balls.
435
00:13:47,992 --> 00:13:49,633
Sylvia Plath is many things,
436
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:51,402
but she is not balls.
437
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,749
Also, the article isn't about you.
438
00:13:53,774 --> 00:13:55,578
It's about Kenny.
439
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:59,576
"Local Gay Wrestler Puts
You In A 'Heartlock'"?
440
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,149
[Laughs] Oh, Stop.
441
00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:04,536
Hey.
442
00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:06,127
- Have you seen this?
- Ugh, yeah.
443
00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:08,155
The way my bangs are curling
in the front, it's not great,
444
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,561
but the piece is actually really nice.
445
00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:12,740
No. You're getting articles
and... and pudding and Chloe.
446
00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:14,092
Why do you have to take over everything?
447
00:14:14,117 --> 00:14:15,334
I'm not taking over anything.
448
00:14:15,359 --> 00:14:16,717
You're the one who asked me to do this.
449
00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,529
No, I asked you to take a dive.
450
00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:19,711
And now, we're headed to finals
451
00:14:19,736 --> 00:14:21,328
and all anybody can talk about is you.
452
00:14:21,353 --> 00:14:22,498
What?
453
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:24,601
Wrestling is my thing.
454
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:26,529
And you... you waltz in
and you win one match,
455
00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:28,652
and, all of a sudden, you're
a hero because you're gay.
456
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:30,414
Okay, first of all, that wasn't a waltz.
457
00:14:30,439 --> 00:14:32,656
It was a Jerome
Robbins-inspired dance fight.
458
00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:34,658
And, secondly, I'm
not going to apologize
459
00:14:34,727 --> 00:14:35,993
for being good at a sport
460
00:14:36,018 --> 00:14:38,000
or for being recognized because I'm gay.
461
00:14:38,025 --> 00:14:40,764
Just imagine how you would
feel if I decided to be gay,
462
00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:41,998
and I was really good at it.
463
00:14:42,023 --> 00:14:43,453
And how would you be
"really good" at it?
464
00:14:43,478 --> 00:14:44,644
I don't know.
465
00:14:44,669 --> 00:14:47,604
By, like, anticipating a guy's needs.
466
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,382
I think you're getting
upset over nothing.
467
00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:51,418
The only locker gift I got
468
00:14:51,443 --> 00:14:53,671
was this scrap of paper that says,
469
00:14:53,696 --> 00:14:55,203
"Look behind you."
470
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,712
Sorry I'm late.
471
00:14:56,737 --> 00:14:58,604
I had to get your new
472
00:14:58,629 --> 00:14:59,615
Letterman's jacket.
473
00:14:59,684 --> 00:15:01,617
- Chloe.
- Chloe: [Giggles]
474
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,591
Ooh. [Laughs]
475
00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:06,425
It's just a jacket.
476
00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:08,016
[Tuba plays]
477
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,376
All: Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
478
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:11,997
[Tuba continues playing]
479
00:15:12,022 --> 00:15:13,655
And a tuba.
480
00:15:14,698 --> 00:15:16,298
[All cheering]
481
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:19,301
And confetti.
482
00:15:19,354 --> 00:15:22,321
483
00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:24,486
I'm glad you were strong enough
484
00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,138
to go to Jimmy and Kenny's meet.
485
00:15:26,163 --> 00:15:27,129
Yes, me too.
486
00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:28,120
But the pain meds you gave me...
487
00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,555
I don't think they're really working.
488
00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:30,722
Well, they're old.
489
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,246
I got them in 2001
after Shannon was born.
490
00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:34,450
Turns out I didn't need them.
491
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,732
After your C-section?
492
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,901
I come from hearty stock. You know that.
493
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:40,128
Growing up, my mother hated weakness.
494
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:42,472
Whenever I got sick, she just
put a bucket next to the bed
495
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,541
- and let me tough it out.
- Yes, I remember her saying,
496
00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,008
"Starve a cold, ignore a fever."
497
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,216
Well, it works every time.
498
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:49,372
[Scoffs]
499
00:15:49,397 --> 00:15:50,770
You see?
500
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:53,683
I don't have a caretaking
bone in my body.
501
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:56,151
I'm so worried I'm
gonna blow it with Clive.
502
00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:57,792
Can you teach me, Pat?
503
00:15:57,817 --> 00:16:00,231
Teach me to be soft like you.
504
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,325
- Eh, I can probably show you...
- [Horn honks tires squeals]
505
00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:05,094
Searing pain!
506
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,361
[Horn honks]
507
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:09,531
[Crowd cheering, marching band playing]
508
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:10,632
Referee: Bulldogs!
509
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,201
All: [Chanting] Bulldogs are great!
510
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:14,503
Bulldogs, Bulldogs, Bulldogs!
511
00:16:14,564 --> 00:16:16,145
The Bulldogs are great!
512
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:19,566
Wow. It seems like
there's a lot of tension
513
00:16:19,591 --> 00:16:20,819
between your brothers.
514
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:22,338
"Titus Andronicus" much?
515
00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:24,413
I don't totally
understand that reference.
516
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:26,205
Just get it from the context clues.
517
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:27,782
One, two, three.
518
00:16:27,807 --> 00:16:29,020
- All: Be aggressive,
- Pat: No.
519
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,385
- be, be aggressive.
- It doesn't sound caring at all, okay?
520
00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:32,924
Now, listen, we're gonna try this again.
521
00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:34,690
I'll give you the symptom,
you give me the remedy.
522
00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:35,877
And you can't say, "bucket."
523
00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:38,070
- Throw one at me.
- My tummy hurts.
524
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:40,127
You're a grown man.
You don't have a tummy.
525
00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:42,697
And I'm sorry, but the
answer for that is "bucket."
526
00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,885
Okay.
527
00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:44,987
Uh, I have a headache.
528
00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:46,700
Well, I know you want me to say,
529
00:16:46,769 --> 00:16:48,802
"Do you want an aspirin
and a cold compress?"
530
00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:50,704
But what I really want to say is
531
00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:53,121
"Boo-hoo, walk it off.
Get on with your life."
532
00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:56,191
Well, that is what
you told me to get me here.
533
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:56,973
- [Whistle blows]
- Mm-hmm.
534
00:16:56,998 --> 00:16:58,379
Diaz: All right, Kenny, you're up.
535
00:16:58,448 --> 00:16:59,580
Just do your thing out there.
536
00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,387
You got this, okay?
537
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:03,512
[Cheers and applause]
538
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:05,236
Yeah, Kenny!
539
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,637
Shake hands.
540
00:17:11,393 --> 00:17:12,660
I'd like to forfeit.
541
00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:15,629
Uh, no, I'm replacing the kid with mono.
542
00:17:15,698 --> 00:17:17,830
I know. I read the article.
543
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:20,027
I don't feel comfortable
wrestling someone like you.
544
00:17:20,835 --> 00:17:21,901
Why?
545
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,570
He knows why.
546
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:30,090
Bulldogs. Eagles forfeit.
547
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,478
[Light cheering]
548
00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:33,605
What's going on? Why
isn't Kenny wrestling?
549
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,177
What happened?
550
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:40,279
Nothing. It doesn't matter.
551
00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:42,295
Just go win and stay undefeated.
552
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,986
Not until you tell me.
553
00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:48,709
He didn't want to wrestle
me because I'm gay.
554
00:17:49,597 --> 00:17:51,497
It's whatever. I'm not surprised.
555
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:53,165
This is why I didn't want to
do this in the first place.
556
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:55,834
- [Scoffs] That's crazy.
- No, it's not that crazy, Jimmy.
557
00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,969
Nobody at our school really
cared about me being gay,
558
00:17:58,038 --> 00:18:00,138
but out there, things like
this happen all the time.
559
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,395
Okay, Jimmy, you're up. Let's go.
560
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:08,313
[Cheers and applause]
561
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,584
- I'm not wrestling.
- What?
562
00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:13,719
If they have a problem with
you, I have a problem with them.
563
00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:15,353
Come on, Jimmy.
564
00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:17,513
I've taken your spotlight
enough. Go have your moment.
565
00:18:17,545 --> 00:18:19,107
Oh, I will.
566
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,627
Hey, guys, the other team
won't wrestle my brother
567
00:18:22,696 --> 00:18:24,482
because he's gay.
568
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,298
Well, it turns out
569
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,938
that they're the ones who are gay.
570
00:18:29,963 --> 00:18:32,451
- Jimmy...
- Not now, I'm having my moment.
571
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:36,224
I'm gonna forfeit my match.
572
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,209
Now, I know it seems like a small thing,
573
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:39,700
but it's discrimination.
574
00:18:39,725 --> 00:18:43,115
And I, for one, am
not gonna stand for it.
575
00:18:43,263 --> 00:18:45,850
So you guys can do
whatever you want to do,
576
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,428
but if something happens to Kenny,
577
00:18:47,453 --> 00:18:49,435
it happens to all of us.
578
00:18:49,591 --> 00:18:53,490
If he's gay, then we are all gay.
579
00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:56,536
I'm out.
580
00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:58,379
Now, I'm not gay,
581
00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,696
but I'm not gonna wrestle, either.
582
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:01,521
Kenny: Cool. Yeah, cool.
583
00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,238
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
584
00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:07,771
All: Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
585
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:09,066
Hey, by the way!
586
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:10,917
Don't flatter yourself.
587
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,208
You're not even his type.
588
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,609
All right, guys, come on. We're out.
589
00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:15,623
Let's go. Come on.
590
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,582
What about your season?
591
00:19:19,607 --> 00:19:21,263
It was great.
592
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:23,301
I got to wrestle with my brother.
593
00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:25,855
594
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,967
Okay, you smell. Let's go.
595
00:19:26,992 --> 00:19:28,521
Yeah, I know.
596
00:19:29,494 --> 00:19:31,093
I am so proud of him.
597
00:19:31,162 --> 00:19:32,138
You know what?
598
00:19:32,163 --> 00:19:34,716
They're tough because
you didn't baby them.
599
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,826
They get their strength from you.
600
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,646
[Voice breaking] 'Cause
it clearly isn't me.
601
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,483
Clean yourself up.
602
00:19:43,508 --> 00:19:45,607
- I'll meet you at the car.
- [Sniffles] Okay.
603
00:19:45,676 --> 00:19:47,242
604
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:48,841
[Sighs] Jimmy.
605
00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:53,282
- Whoa!
- You could knock.
606
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:55,207
You're Barklay the Bulldog?
607
00:19:55,232 --> 00:19:56,357
Do not tell anyone.
608
00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:58,559
You'd break a lot of kids' hearts
if they found out it was me.
609
00:19:58,584 --> 00:20:01,254
I've been leaving clues around
that it's Joyce the lunch lady.
610
00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:02,590
Look, I need to talk
with you about something.
611
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,427
Could you put down the... dog head.
612
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,582
Look, I am not the type of person
613
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:11,098
who is going to sit at your bedside
614
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:13,758
and wipe your brow or
any other part of you,
615
00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:16,332
and spoon-feed you soup, and...
616
00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:18,405
I'm not a coddler.
617
00:20:18,474 --> 00:20:20,407
And if that means you can't be with me,
618
00:20:20,476 --> 00:20:22,177
then I understand.
619
00:20:22,478 --> 00:20:24,145
But it's not who I am,
620
00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:26,020
and it's not who I want to be.
621
00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:29,316
It's not who I want you to be, either.
622
00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:31,352
I love how strong and direct you are.
623
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,748
It's a major turn-on.
624
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:37,646
And I would never want you
to change who you are for me.
625
00:20:39,466 --> 00:20:40,861
Now, if you'll excuse me,
626
00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:42,904
the basketball team has
a game in five minutes.
627
00:20:42,929 --> 00:20:44,599
You never saw me!
628
00:20:47,035 --> 00:20:48,935
Why am I into him?
629
00:20:49,004 --> 00:20:50,871
630
00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:53,254
You sure you wanna do this?
631
00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:55,184
One last time to show
you this was not a fluke.
632
00:20:55,232 --> 00:20:58,223
And then, I'm hanging up my singlet
until I take my first gay cruise.
633
00:20:58,248 --> 00:21:01,752
All right, I finally get
to see my boys wrestle.
634
00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:04,324
If one of you breaks an
arm, don't come crying to me.
635
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:05,402
I'm warning you, Jimmy.
636
00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:07,147
The last time someone
underestimated me, I...
637
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:08,847
- [Grunts]
- Aah!
638
00:21:09,511 --> 00:21:11,338
Yeah, that's just how
I thought it would go.
639
00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:13,972
- Well, who's hungry?
- I could eat.
640
00:21:13,997 --> 00:21:15,822
- Kiss it.
- Kenny: [Weakly] I'm an athlete.
641
00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:17,523
I'm an athlete!
642
00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:18,890
Mom, I need a bucket!
643
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:23,490
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