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Kenny: So, after an
exciting year of coming out
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and my parents announcing their divorce,
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the O'Neals were taking it easy.
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Instead of having the big gay summer
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I'd always dreamed of,
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I watched one on TV.
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You know we could've actually
gone to the Gay Pride Parade.
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Yeah, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
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I prefer a hairless chest.
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Together: Mm-hmm.
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My mom had sort of come
around to the idea of me being gay,
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but we still had a ways to go.
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Oh, Kenny, you know I enjoy a good float
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as much as the next person,
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but why all the booty
shorts and nipples?
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Can't you just tell the
others to tone it down a bit?
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Sure thing.
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We all know each other,
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so I'm just gonna hop
on the rainbow Bat-phone
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and call everyone.
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Thanks!
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I do it all night long
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- Do it, do it
- [Telephone rings]
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- Hello?
- Hey, Lance.
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My mom needs everyone to tone it down.
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I'm on it.
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Yell-o.
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Hey, Jane. It's Lance.
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Kenny's mom says we
need to smother the flame.
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Copy that, Lancelot.
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- Hello?
- Hey, haircut, tamp it down.
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- Eileen again?
- We're reining in the unicorn.
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- Tell everybody.
- That'll take forever.
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I know somebody who can
reach the whole gang at once.
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Hello?
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Ru, we need you.
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It's our friend in Chicago.
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Dialing down the gay. Got it.
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I like to do it for you
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- I like to break it down
- [Powering down]
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Damn.
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Rihanna is fine.
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Oh, child.
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[Powering up]
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What was that?
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Ru?
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With summer over and
school beginning again,
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life returned to,
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well, as normal as it
could for my family.
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[Door closes]
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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All right, I won't beat around the bush.
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I got asked to be a super
model in a fashion show!
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Is the person who asked you, you?
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And is the show right now?
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No, I was at the mall, and
the assistant manager
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of a very mid-end
women's boutique approached me.
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The show is in two
days. I have to practice.
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Mm-hmm. Sashay.
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Good God. Are you still cooking
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all that meat you bought
at the store this summer?
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You weren't fooling around.
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Of course I wasn't.
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I never fool around.
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Especially not with meat. [Chuckles]
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It's summer, of all seasons.
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Eileen, I am your almost ex-husband's
brother's ex-wife.
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- You can tell me anything.
- All right, fine.
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You remember how I made out
with the kids' Vice Principal
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at the end of the year and
felt incredible shame?
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Yes.
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Well, apparently,
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that shame wasn't enough to
keep me from meeting him
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in the meat aisle of Watsons Market
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every Tuesday this summer.
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- [Bell dings]
- Oh, Look at that. Flank steak.
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I marinate mine in soy sauce.
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Oh?
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- [Bell dings]
- Veal chops?
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They're better with the bone in.
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[Bell dings]
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[Bell dings continuously]
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But that is over and done with.
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I have told him this is
just a summer "thang."
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And as soon as I
finish cooking this meat,
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he will be completely out of my system.
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Well, your secret is safe with me.
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Model's honor.
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Oh...
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Oh, my God, I'm so late!
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- Oh, take a pork chop! Oh.
- [Door shuts]
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Okay, okay, okay!
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I'm excited, 'cause
today is the first day
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of my new health regimen.
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So I got my little Fitbit
thingy all hooked up,
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- and man, does that look good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Uh, Fitbit, how many steps to
work off breakfast pork chops?
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- Uh, Dad...
- Shh. This is precious.
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Fitbit?
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I don't think I set this thing up right.
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Fitbit?
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Okay. So, I have an announcement.
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You're also afraid of birds?
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What? No.
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In honor of tomorrow being
National Coming Out day,
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I wanted to do something
to welcome the other gay kids
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at our school who are going to come out.
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Blam! [Laughs]
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- Is that a foot?
- I'm so sorry.
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Hate to break it to you, Kenny,
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but after Clearly Gay
Stuart transferred,
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I think you're the lone gay wolf.
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That is not so.
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Studies have shown that 3.8%
of all people are gay.
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So, if there are 460
kids at St. Barklay's,
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that means that 17.5 of them are gay.
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[Scoffs] Can someone
be... point-five gay?
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I prefer sparkling
water, so... probably.
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Kenny, those numbers might be right
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at Fire Island High
School, but not at St. Barklay's.
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No, Mom, they're...
they're true everywhere.
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That's why it's called a statistic.
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Even if your so-called math is correct,
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I still say keep your socks
and your secrets to yourself.
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Okay, you know what?
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If you guys don't understand
why Coming Out Day is so important,
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then I'm obviously gonna have
to do more than just wear socks.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna start an LGBT club at school.
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If I build it, they will come out!
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Nice! "Field of Dreams."
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- Hey.
- What is... I've never heard of that.
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I love it, Kenny.
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I'm all for starting an LGBT club.
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Well, that's excellent. Thank you.
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Yeah, the only hiccup is
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I just gave your sister's
sewing club the last available space.
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But I can move you to the...
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boiler room.
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Yeah, I wonder how that's
gonna look, you know?
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"Vice Principal keeps gays underground."
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Uh...
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I will move Shannon to the boiler room.
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Thank you.
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Oh, um, by the way, how's
your family doing?
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More specifically, your mother?
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Um, you and my mom
[clears throat] at prom,
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that was like a... that was
like a one-time thing, right?
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A thing, a "thang."
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[Laughs]
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Either way, my phone's not ringing, see?
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[Laughs] Wait, is it on?
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Maybe that's been the...
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Nope. It's on.
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I thought for a second it
wasn't on, but it's on.
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- [Sizzling]
- [Cellphone buzzes]
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[Scoffs] Seriously?
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[Laughs] Oh, my...
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Clive wants me to personally deliver
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the kids' vaccination records to him.
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Which is obviously
today's pathetic excuse to see me.
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Are you sure there's
not a small part of you
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that actually likes Clive?
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What? No.
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How could I like a man who
lives with his mother
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and wears bike shorts to run errands?
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Can't get over that
Hootie and the Blowfish broke up.
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When you call the rest
of your band "Blowfish,"
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there's gonna be resentment, Mr. Rucker.
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[Knock on door]
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Entrez-vous.
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[Gasps]
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Oh, uh...
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Mr. O'Neal!
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Hello. Eileen sent me down
with the kids' vaccination records.
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I actually didn't even know
our kids were vaccinated,
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so it's good news.
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Um, I can come back if I'm interrupting.
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No! Nope. Not interrupting.
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Um, this is something I always do
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for parents who bring in documents.
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You always do a floor picnic?
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Yeah.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Hmm.
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[School bell rings]
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Hey, uh, your LGBT club
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pushed my sewing
club to the boiler room.
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I know, and I'm sorry about that,
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but my club is important.
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Look, I even have a question box
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if there are things people
are afraid to ask.
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Well, here's a question...
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Why do you think you're better than me?
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Well, I really prefer the questions
to be written down.
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And also, your club is not real.
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You know, you're
shortening uniform skirts for cash.
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You're basically running a sweat shop.
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- I am not.
- Sorry, Shannon.
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I'm a little behind on my quota,
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but it's really hot in the boiler room
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and thgirls are asking for water.
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No, Claire. Water leads
to bathroom breaks!
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Hey, okay, so, my
college counselor seems to think
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that I need to be in a club,
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and I was thinking I
could just jump into yours.
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Well, I've checked out a
bunch of different clubs.
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Turns out physics is just
a code word for science.
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Okay, look, guys, I'm sorry,
but my club is about more than
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looking good on a college application
or making money.
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It's a club for me and
others like me started by me.
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So, if you'll excuse me,
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I have to go inspire
others to be more like me.
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You have nimble fingers and
a hearty constitution.
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You could be in my sewing club.
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[Scoffs] No, thank you.
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Sewing is for fa-a-a ...brics.
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Yep, maybe I do need to
be in Kenny's club.
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You know, it's nice to
picnic with somebody.
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Haven't done this since my divorce.
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Picnics were kind of my go-to move.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, I know what you mean.
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I mean, not about
picnics, because I'm a man, but...
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I'm actually getting a divorce, as well.
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I think I heard that in
the teachers' lounge.
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Not that I gossip. I
heard it from Mrs. Chavez.
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She's a drunk and
she's losing her house.
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Oh.
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Yeah, it's been tough,
though, I mean, uh...
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been trying to figure
out how to be single again
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after all these years.
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Even bought this fitness tracker
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because I thought it would
help get me in shape.
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[Scoffs] All it's
been is a guilt bracelet.
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$99 down the crapper!
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[Laughs] All right.
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You know what we should
do is link them together
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so we know how much we're
each not walking.
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[Laughter] Yeah, that's right.
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Oh, another gherkin, Pat?
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Oh, I can never say no to
a little pickle, Clive.
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It's 3:29.
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In one minute, the doors will open
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and the gay kids of St.
Barklay's will stream in.
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Will they thank me? Yes.
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Will they carry me on their shoulders?
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Of course. I'm super light,
and I've done a lot for them.
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Talk to me, baby
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I'm going after this sweet,
sweet craving, whoa-oh
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Let's lose our
minds and go crazy, crazy
255
00:09:02,524 --> 00:09:07,593
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping
we'll eat cake by the ocean
256
00:09:08,947 --> 00:09:10,897
Hi.
257
00:09:10,999 --> 00:09:12,365
I'm Allison.
258
00:09:12,434 --> 00:09:14,684
You've probably never noticed me before.
259
00:09:14,769 --> 00:09:16,552
I wear a lot of brown and blend in,
260
00:09:16,638 --> 00:09:19,155
especially in the
classrooms with all the wood.
261
00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:23,676
Unless it's an ash or
a blond pine or an oak
262
00:09:23,761 --> 00:09:27,113
or cedar, which is
reddish, or black walnut.
263
00:09:27,215 --> 00:09:28,414
Or ip?.
264
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,968
Well, I am...
265
00:09:32,086 --> 00:09:34,504
I'm so... so happy that you are here.
266
00:09:34,589 --> 00:09:35,638
[Laughs]
267
00:09:35,757 --> 00:09:37,523
But you didn't happen to bring any like,
268
00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:41,494
slightly, uh, more enthusiastic
friends [laughs] did you?
269
00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:44,847
Al... Allison?
270
00:09:46,384 --> 00:09:48,734
Oh, my, you really do blend in.
271
00:09:50,605 --> 00:09:52,038
Are the questions anonymous?
272
00:09:52,106 --> 00:09:54,624
Um, I mean, it's just you and me,
273
00:09:54,709 --> 00:09:57,143
so, [laughs] so... so no.
274
00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,480
Jodi: Hi, hi!
275
00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:01,697
Eileen: Mm.
276
00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:02,816
This is it.
277
00:10:02,917 --> 00:10:04,867
It's the final piece of shame-meat.
278
00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:06,102
Mm-hmm.
279
00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:07,670
Once I eat this,
280
00:10:07,755 --> 00:10:10,556
I will be completely free of VP Murray.
281
00:10:10,592 --> 00:10:13,259
I just have to wait for
some space in my body to open up.
282
00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:15,361
Okay, well, while you digest,
283
00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:17,063
let's look at what I'll be wearing
284
00:10:17,148 --> 00:10:19,081
in the Chicagoland Fall Fashion Show!
285
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,750
Wait.
286
00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:22,418
I want you to share this with me.
287
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,957
- [Gasps]
- [Sighs]
288
00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:29,709
- I did it.
- [Doorbell rings]
289
00:10:29,794 --> 00:10:30,794
Mm.
290
00:10:30,845 --> 00:10:32,712
I feel like VP Murray never happened.
291
00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:33,846
[Laughs]
292
00:10:35,383 --> 00:10:36,549
Eileen!
293
00:10:36,684 --> 00:10:38,401
What are you doing here?
294
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,386
I ate all the meat. You're gone.
295
00:10:40,522 --> 00:10:42,939
I had no idea this was your house.
296
00:10:43,057 --> 00:10:45,308
I assumed, as any rational person would,
297
00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:47,643
that divorced people
no longer cohabitate.
298
00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:49,061
Then what are you doing here?
299
00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:51,063
There's my Fitbit buddy!
300
00:10:51,199 --> 00:10:52,448
[Laughs]
301
00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,817
Wonder Twins activate!
302
00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:57,954
[Both laugh]
303
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,589
I can't believe nobody
has joined my LGBT club yet.
304
00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:03,403
I joined.
305
00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:05,642
This is the most important
club at St. Barklay's.
306
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,132
We need to make gays more visible!
307
00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:09,017
No, Claire, 27 girls.
308
00:11:09,119 --> 00:11:11,036
No, no, no, Shannon,
309
00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,837
you are not getting this classroom.
310
00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:14,272
We are doing real work here.
311
00:11:14,358 --> 00:11:16,791
Not enslaving underclassmen
for some money-making scheme.
312
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,260
It's... It's all right, Kenny.
313
00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:19,978
It's my fault.
314
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,813
You were saying?
315
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,531
I have an opportunity
316
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,801
to be the voice of an entire
generation of gay kids, Shannon.
317
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,037
If not me, who? If not now, when?
318
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,040
Fine, but I was talking to
the inter-club council,
319
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,479
and you may be interested to know
320
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,644
it takes five members to
make an official club.
321
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,380
And you only have two.
322
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,632
Plus Jimmy. That's three.
323
00:11:40,717 --> 00:11:41,933
Whoa, why, really?
324
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,518
I'm in? [Gasping]
325
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,270
Yes, queen.
326
00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:46,816
I can do that now that
I'm in the club, right?
327
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,840
No.
328
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,025
No. I am fascinated by your culture.
329
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,311
You're on borrowed time, brothers.
330
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,599
Tick-tock.
331
00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,517
So, listen.
332
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,319
We'll see how this bike ride goes,
333
00:12:01,405 --> 00:12:02,754
but just so you know,
334
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:04,956
I have been sitting on a little Groupon
335
00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:07,392
for go-kart racing for months.
336
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,160
Is that something you'd be into?
337
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,495
Hellz yeah!
338
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,464
If they rent helmets. [Chuckles]
339
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,234
Um... [Clears throat]
340
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,471
So, uh, I live with my mother.
341
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,207
And apparently you
still live with your wife
342
00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:23,191
that you're divorcing.
343
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:24,709
Let's dig into that.
344
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,544
Well, there's not much to it.
345
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,647
I can't really afford to
leave right now, anyway.
346
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:29,826
Plus, it's good for the kids.
347
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,483
Yeah, no, totes.
348
00:12:31,568 --> 00:12:33,485
Totes-magotes.
349
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:36,755
So, how would it
work, say, if one of you...
350
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,606
Her more specifically...
351
00:12:38,659 --> 00:12:41,860
Wanted to date somebody, hypothetically?
352
00:12:42,487 --> 00:12:44,357
Listen, it's not my problem anymore.
353
00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:46,364
That's the poor guy who
dates Eileen's problem.
354
00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,033
[Laughs]
355
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,317
Whoa!
356
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:50,552
Oh, nerts.
357
00:12:50,587 --> 00:12:51,781
Why don't you go wash up inside?
358
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,338
Hey, no need, bro.
359
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:54,939
Let's do this.
360
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:55,907
Oh.
361
00:12:55,993 --> 00:12:57,826
- Well...
- Slippery little snapper.
362
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,879
You know what? I am just
gonna go wash up inside. Yeah.
363
00:13:00,964 --> 00:13:02,430
Okay.
364
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:05,367
[Door closes]
365
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,586
May I use the facilities?
366
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,691
I know you're using
Pat to get closer to me.
367
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:14,693
It's not gonna work.
368
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,795
I'm not smart enough to pull that off.
369
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,897
Your rejection was quite clear.
370
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,865
Pat invited me over.
371
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,701
Yeah, right.
372
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,686
You think you can just come over here
373
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,321
in those form-fitting bike shorts
374
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:28,440
and your greasy hands
375
00:13:28,442 --> 00:13:31,042
and that part in your
hair that stays perfect,
376
00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:33,189
even though you've been
wearing that stupid helmet all day
377
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,946
and tell me you're not here to see me?
378
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,332
Oh, I will have you know...
379
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,767
No, woman!
380
00:13:38,835 --> 00:13:40,885
You had many chances to choose me.
381
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,754
You made your bed,
382
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,507
which it seems I'll never be seeing
383
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,208
because, as I'll remind you,
384
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:51,529
what we had was just a "summer thang."
385
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,799
Now, if you'll excuse me,
386
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:57,018
I have a light to moderate bike ride
387
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,154
to take with my new friend, Pat.
388
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,538
[Gasps]
389
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:02,457
[Exhales]
390
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,061
391
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,146
I can't believe I didn't
get one person to come out
392
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,547
on National Coming Out Day.
393
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,893
I mean if I can come out to my mom
394
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,051
and live to tell the
tale, why can't everyone?
395
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,519
I love yo-yos.
396
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,438
Okay, Allison, this is important.
397
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,256
Maybe it's not that easy.
398
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,891
I haven't come out to my parents.
399
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:21,810
Wait, you haven't?
400
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,862
Then... then it's you!
401
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,475
You're the one that's going
to come out to your parents
402
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,579
on National Coming Out Day.
403
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,050
- Today!
- Oh, I'm not sure.
404
00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:31,219
We always go to Granny
Apples on Tuesdays.
405
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,904
- It's taco night.
- Oh, come on.
406
00:14:33,023 --> 00:14:36,341
Allison, be the catalyst that
busts open the closet door
407
00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:38,777
and frees the chains of gay oppression
408
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,112
here at St. Barklay's and beyond!
409
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:43,915
Pick up my torch. Carry on my legacy.
410
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,434
Be this year's Kenny O'Neal!
411
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,372
That's a high-five. Kenny O'Neal!
412
00:14:53,543 --> 00:14:54,843
[Sighs]
413
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:58,079
414
00:15:02,385 --> 00:15:04,769
[Door closes]
415
00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:06,688
Well, I guess I'm not gonna be
416
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,573
the next Tyra Banks after all.
417
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:12,677
Apparently, Tip Tops is
a line for larger gals.
418
00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:15,230
Do I want to march down a
runway and announce to the world,
419
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,615
"Hey, I'm plus-size!"
420
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:19,601
Absolutely not.
421
00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:23,054
Really? You've always been so
comfortable in your own skin.
422
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,857
You never worried about what
other people thought.
423
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:28,543
I've always admired that about you.
424
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,011
Good.
425
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,696
I wish I could say the same.
426
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,931
Okay.
427
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,183
I'll make you a deal.
428
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,502
I'll do the modeling gig
429
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,621
if you go out with VP
Murray on a real date.
430
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,972
And why would I do that?
431
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:43,107
Because it's National Coming Out Day.
432
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,977
And if I can come out as
somebody who's plus-size,
433
00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:48,546
you can come out as somebody
who's got a crush
434
00:15:48,632 --> 00:15:50,648
on a thin man in Lycra.
435
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,884
Couple of dudes taking a ride.
436
00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:58,289
Of all the fabrics in all the world,
437
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,091
he had to wear that one.
438
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,261
I'm telling you, Allison
coming out to her parents
439
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,697
is exactly the spark our
club needs to get kids to join.
440
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,098
Well, I hope so.
441
00:16:07,184 --> 00:16:09,234
Otherwise I don't know who's
gonna answer all my questions.
442
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,452
Are you gonna give up yet?
443
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,004
I'm hearing my girls will unionize
444
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,422
if I don't provide light and air.
445
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:15,508
Sorry to disappoint,
446
00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:17,225
but my club is actually coming together.
447
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,393
Rome wasn't built in a day.
448
00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:20,278
What... That was one of my questions...
449
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:22,280
"How long did it take to build Rome?"
450
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,199
What... this is? What is this?
451
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,751
"What do you do when you want
to come out to your parents,
452
00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:28,197
but you're worried they're
going to kick you out
453
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,232
because they've said things like
454
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,189
'If you're gay, we'll kick you out'?"
455
00:16:31,274 --> 00:16:33,908
[Laughs] I didn't write this.
456
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,727
- Did I?
- No.
457
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,529
Allison must have.
458
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:40,532
[Sighs] I had no idea.
459
00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,867
Wow. That's rough.
460
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:44,819
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
461
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:47,216
The one member of my club, and
I gave her dangerous advice.
462
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,706
How did I get so carried away?
463
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,743
Probably when you started
calling yourself Gay Moses.
464
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,628
Yep, that was the moment.
465
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,748
You guys, we have to stop her.
466
00:16:58,668 --> 00:16:59,668
Jimmy!
467
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,002
Well, I guess I'll never know
468
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,004
what "Lost" was really all about.
469
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:06,905
Um, so, thank you for texting me
470
00:17:06,929 --> 00:17:11,265
that we might be a
multi-seasonal thang.
471
00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:13,417
Well, I thought we should see
472
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,503
if there's more to this
relationship than meat.
473
00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:16,720
[Laughs]
474
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,617
I hope you don't mind
that we're just driving around
475
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,625
and not going
anywhere, you know... public.
476
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,644
This is perfect.
477
00:17:23,746 --> 00:17:26,063
Would you be opposed to a little Hootie?
478
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:27,782
- Very.
- Oh.
479
00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:30,028
- [Police siren wailing]
- Dad, go!
480
00:17:30,052 --> 00:17:32,019
- Step on it!
- Faster! We have to stop her!
481
00:17:32,155 --> 00:17:33,866
- She can't come out to her parents!
- Hurry!
482
00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:36,207
Guys, I'm doing 80 in a school zone!
483
00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:38,058
A third grader just flipped me off.
484
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:39,810
Okay, well, then, um... just pretend
485
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,829
that she's going to get
the last order of nachos
486
00:17:41,881 --> 00:17:43,414
if she gets there first.
487
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,232
Never.
488
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:51,605
Here's a question I
have been dying to ask.
489
00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,308
- Hmm?
- Do you like water parks?
490
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,660
I think they're cesspools of poverty.
491
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:57,878
But go on.
492
00:17:57,964 --> 00:17:58,879
- [Siren chirps]
- Uh-oh.
493
00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:00,731
Uh-oh.
494
00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:02,566
Oh, my God, it's Pat.
495
00:18:02,618 --> 00:18:04,752
He's coming for us! Stay calm!
496
00:18:04,837 --> 00:18:06,887
- Stay calm!
- Clive! Pull over! Pull over!
497
00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:09,206
If I don't make it, tell
Mother I always hated her!
498
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:16,263
Never tell Mother what I said.
499
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:21,101
[Tires screech]
500
00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:26,006
Jimmy: There she is.
501
00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:27,286
- Come on, Kenny!
- I'm going, going, going...
502
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:29,310
- Come on!
- I'm going!
503
00:18:29,445 --> 00:18:31,745
Allison, you forgot your homework.
504
00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:34,014
I'll meet you guys inside.
505
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:35,282
Get me the usual?
506
00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:37,368
Broccoli with a side of rice.
507
00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:41,021
Broccoli, on taco night?
508
00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,606
Oh, Allison.
509
00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:44,992
I know. I'm bland and ordinary.
510
00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:47,611
But I guess that all changes after
I go inside and tell them.
511
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:49,063
Don't.
512
00:18:49,115 --> 00:18:50,147
Or... Or... Or do.
513
00:18:50,233 --> 00:18:51,749
I just...
514
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,350
It was wrong of me to force you
515
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,947
to come out to your
parents before you were ready.
516
00:18:54,971 --> 00:18:57,037
That's... That's not my call to make.
517
00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,456
But you were right. It's
important for the club.
518
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:03,527
No, uh... it was important for me.
519
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:05,880
I got caught up in my experience
520
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:06,830
and how now that I'm out,
521
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:08,060
everyone else should be, too.
522
00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:10,184
But my journey is not yours.
523
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,737
You have to come out when it's... safe
524
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:15,506
and right for you.
525
00:19:15,591 --> 00:19:17,725
You're not disappointed in me?
526
00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:19,360
No.
527
00:19:19,395 --> 00:19:21,111
You know, I guess it's okay that
528
00:19:21,213 --> 00:19:22,891
nobody came out on National
Coming Out Day.
529
00:19:22,915 --> 00:19:23,931
There are other days.
530
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,333
That's not true. I came out to you.
531
00:19:26,435 --> 00:19:28,535
Really?
532
00:19:28,571 --> 00:19:30,131
I was the first person you came out to?
533
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:31,889
Yeah.
534
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:34,541
Your club inspired me. And those socks.
535
00:19:34,644 --> 00:19:37,278
Allison, you're not
wearing all brown! [Laughs]
536
00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:38,640
You should roll up that other pant leg,
537
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:39,830
show 'em off a little bit.
538
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,799
I'm gay, not a whore.
539
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,852
Are you sassy, Allison?
540
00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:47,438
You have no idea.
541
00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:49,623
When I wake up in the morning
542
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,292
I see nothing
543
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:54,628
So National Coming Out Day
wasn't as big as I expected.
544
00:19:54,714 --> 00:19:57,464
But I guess we all have
to come out in our own way.
545
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:01,835
And when I sleep in
the evening, oh Lord
546
00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:04,054
There she goes
547
00:20:04,173 --> 00:20:06,256
Only in dreams
548
00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:07,474
She's only in dreams
549
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,176
You can come out to just one person...
550
00:20:09,228 --> 00:20:11,979
551
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:14,098
Or you can come out to the world.
552
00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:16,567
- [Cheers and applause]
- But however you do it,
553
00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:18,852
just make sure you support each other.
554
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:20,738
Hey, girl!
555
00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:21,939
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
556
00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:25,192
[Cheering continues]
557
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,336
Well, we may not be an official club,
558
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,172
but at least we have a banner.
559
00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:33,077
- I'm so excited.
- Are you?
560
00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:36,331
Hey, Shannon, thanks for
letting us share the room.
561
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,049
Just because I watch my bottom line
562
00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:41,002
doesn't mean I don't have a heart.
563
00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:44,122
All right, ladies, the
gay banner ate up 30 minutes.
564
00:20:44,224 --> 00:20:45,840
I wouldn't plan on being
home for dinner.
565
00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:48,357
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