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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high,
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literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!
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And now you've got
your ConDemNation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke or what?
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Is revolution a word
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found,
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this green and pleasant
land in ancient times,
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yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak!
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It's nottheirsany more.
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This is our England now!
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Paaarty!
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'Age-old question,
answered by many a martyr.
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'Who is the ultimate authority?
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'How many politicians do you trust?
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'How many judges are equipped
with the skills of life
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'to pass just sentences?'
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Bang to rights!
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Oh, Mother Mary!
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'I know where
I used to place my trust.
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'I thought I knew who I could
rely on to do the right thing.'
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Those poor babies.
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Civil war will claim another
hundred thousand,
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and they're not letting aid through.
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Going to be worse than
Live Aid, this one.
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Nothing plumbs the depths
like Status Quo.
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A good famine is the life support
of the British music industry.
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We'll have a chat on pay day.
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Begs the question, though.
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Famine and pestilence
don't prove there's no God.
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Try telling that to
the little pot-bellies.
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If he's up there,
how's it not a fucking disgrace?
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Better off not being born.
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For every claim that God
wouldn't let this happen, I can provide ten arguments
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invoking man's culpability and
abuse of the gift of free will.
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Ah! Free Willy!
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Every Catholic's
get-out-of-jail card.
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What free will have they got?
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Where's God? Right now?
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Living like that?
Worse than no life at all!
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Divine intervention?!
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St Peter's press office
sending the latest spin? >
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Natural selection,
that's all it is
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Selfish genes.
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"We will procreate!
"We will procreate!"
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Yeah, knock a few million
out of the food chain.
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Take care of the rest of us
lucky fuckers
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by giving us
the winning lottery tickets.
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'Course, you lot change
the rules to suit...
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There's no use genuflecting
where truth's involved.
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You just incorporate
intelligent design...
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Come on.
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Into God's master plan...
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'Hiya, this is Alice.
You know what to do, don't you?'
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you live where the sand is,
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move where the food is.
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You'll be fucking guilty
when you get to heaven
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and there's nothing there and all
the money you put in the pot,
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money that goes towards
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the Pope having hand-crafted shoes
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made from the genitals
of Italian street boys.
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Fuck that!
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Thursday, your honour!
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Your honour?
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Corridors of power, Kelly.
Turns me on.
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He's only a magistrate!
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So what?
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Anyone can be one.
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You can't.
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Going out!
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That's not dressing
for Mortal Combat at Macka's!
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Something else came up.
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Are you two-timing me?!
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Look at you.
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It must be love!
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Behave! It's only the second time
we've gone out.
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Open's fine.
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Hey, no chatting to schoolies,
Teesh!
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Don't break her heart!
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Come, then.
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Did you have your chat?
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Can't we do it together?
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No, because that's
even more embarrassing.
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They know more about sex than we
ever will.
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Watching porn on an iPhone
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isn't going to help
her emotional development.
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Were you worried about
emotional development
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when we lay on your tracky top
in Sharston woods?
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You better do it.
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She listens to you.
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No, I said tails.
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I always have tails.
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Avril!
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Avril!
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I hear you!
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Jesus!
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Alice!
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Alice, come on!
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Alice!
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Alice, stop messing about! Come on!
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Alice, come on!
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Alice!
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Alice!
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Fuck, no!
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Alice! Alice!
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Fuck!
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Hey, what's wrong?
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Where've you been?
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Where do you think?
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Teesh!
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What's he done?
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Nothing yet. Really.
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So what's wrong, then?
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Maybe I'd like more than two words
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before he tries to take my top off!
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It's Warren!
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Do you know how many girls would
love to be in your shoes right now?
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Thought we were eating?
We will.
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Just come back inside
and have another drink.
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Maybe another time.
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You don't have to come.
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I'm really sorry.
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You should just
get some sleep now.
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I impregnated a 16-year-old.
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But she lost the baby.
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See you later. All right?
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OK.
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See you later.
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And they wonder why
church attendance is down.
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I'm sorry for texting.
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Oh, no, don't be.
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I'm glad you did.
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I'm glad you got to me.
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Maybe you do care.
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Of course I do. Always.
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There's still a chance for us, then?
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I'm teasing!
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Yeah, I know you were.
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As ever...
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So does being saved mean
I've still got a hope of heaven?
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I know there's a space
with your name on.
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On authority from above.
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Of course.
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You've got direct contact.
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This one was a visitation
in a dream.
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Clear as day.
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Said the plot's definitely yours.
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But it won't be ready until
you're the grand old age of 95.
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So promise me
you'll hang around till then?
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Anything for you.
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I think we would have had
a little girl.
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You will do one day.
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She'd be walking, talking...
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Alice, come on.
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You're going to be OK.
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He says condoms always split on him.
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Eurgh! That bony arse?!
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You better believe it.
Tony Baloney pressed all my buttons.
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Aren't you worried?
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No, I was at the chemist
before it even opened.
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Where his sister works?
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Oh, I know. I forgot.
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She made me feel like a right tramp.
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She can talk.
Exactly!
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What about catching something?
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I made him cover up.
What more can I do?
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Not sleep with him
on the first date?
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People are starting to wonder
what you're into.
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Whether boys are really
your thing.
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Think I care what people think?
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Well, I've gotta go.
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But I'm just saying,
it's the 21st century.
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Forget prim and proper.
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Tony told me
to bring Keisha for Warren.
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You're getting left behind, girl.
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Should have seen
the cuts on her arms.
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Bet she weighs next to nothing.
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So? Who knows what kind of shit
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she's dealing with at home.
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Which started with me
getting her pregnant.
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It took two to tango.
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She played you!
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I saw the gear she used to wear.
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Remember what I used to wear?
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Sending her money every month
is more than anyone else would do.
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Yeah...
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You saved her. Now put it to bed.
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Please!
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Jamie!
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Oi, mate!
No fighting on these premises, eh?
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I was going to visit later.
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There's no point!
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She sneaked out last night.
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Jumped from the top
of the hospital car park.
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No!
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She's all we had!
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Thank you very much, thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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Settling in, Father? Yeah.
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Makes it easy when everyone
makes you feel so welcome.
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Thank you, thanks for coming.
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Beautiful service, thank you.
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Good morning, Father.
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Morning.
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The other kids are laughing at her.
Saying things...
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Forget age! What about
when it happens naturally?
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Right person, right time?
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I just think there's
a way of helping her out.
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Making sure it's not
a disappointment.
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I'm three months younger than you.
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What was so wrong
with your first time?
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It was perfect, Mr Loverman.
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Oi. Cloggsy's clouted
a transit full of laptops.
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Our name's on fifty.
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Over to the divine sisterhood.
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A higher authority...
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Laters.
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My real first time was a spotty
scrote behind the bins after netball.
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Horrible.
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So Jackson thinks he's your...
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Mmm-hmm.
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My first was 25, and I was 15.
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And?
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He certainly knew a thing or two.
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There you go. If it gives Letitia
a better experience,
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what's so wrong with that?
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Well, I always thought
she'd get it on with Aidan.
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No.
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Can I have a beer
and an alcopop, please?
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Have you nailed her yet?
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Like I'd tell you.
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Queer.
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That's a definite 'no', bro!
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Aargh, what you doing?!
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Bang to rights.
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Oh, hello!
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Yes, m'dear.
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My first time was
with someone older.
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There's a lot to be
said for experience.
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What's with the tag-team?
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What are you two getting at?
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Nothing.
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But maybe Warren's
worth a second chance?
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He sells weed and he grunts.
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You're supposed to want
the best for me.
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It'll be easier
when you go to college.
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What will?
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To date an older guy.
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Maybe one of your lecturers.
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Mum!
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Once it's over with, there's no
awkward boundaries. No taboos.
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Are you OK?
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Course.
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Don't worry, yeah?
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The genie is
out of the bottle, mate.
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Kids' heads get battered with sex
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and shagging soon after they've
stopped watching Iggle Piggle.
267
00:15:35,843 --> 00:15:38,242
You've done well
she's lasted this long.
268
00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:40,002
You ever bump into
the first girl you slept with?
269
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:42,842
Erm... funerals, weddings.
270
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,402
Was a second cousin.
271
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,802
Shagged it behind a pile of turf
at my nana's in Kildare.
272
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:48,842
You?
273
00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:49,482
All the time.
274
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:50,682
Where?
275
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,602
Two streets over there.
276
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,362
No way!
277
00:15:54,363 --> 00:15:55,882
Avril was your first?
278
00:15:55,883 --> 00:15:58,682
On my Tacchini tracky. Turned it
inside out to keep it clean.
279
00:15:58,683 --> 00:16:00,962
You've done plenty of
splitting up though, yeah?
280
00:16:00,963 --> 00:16:02,722
Played away once.
281
00:16:02,723 --> 00:16:05,042
You've had...
282
00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:06,802
two women?
283
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,722
Ever.
284
00:16:08,723 --> 00:16:11,682
What, you think there's
something wrong with that?
285
00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:15,682
No, it's, er... very noble.
286
00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:22,042
The last one I got off Coggsy
was riddled with that many viruses
287
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:24,242
I thought I was going to
catch something.
288
00:16:24,243 --> 00:16:25,322
Well they're sweet, them.
289
00:16:25,323 --> 00:16:29,162
Who's wearing the trousers today?
290
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:33,042
Nice one.
291
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:39,482
What?
292
00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:44,122
I didn't know magistrates could
claim blow jobs on expenses.
293
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,242
We can't.
294
00:16:47,243 --> 00:16:49,602
I've told them you're my life coach.
295
00:16:49,603 --> 00:16:51,642
Which is just about claimable.
296
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,642
Like in boxing?
297
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:57,122
No... someone who helps
with strategies
298
00:16:57,123 --> 00:16:59,402
for long-term
psychological happiness.
299
00:16:59,403 --> 00:17:00,962
Jeremy Kyle?
300
00:17:00,963 --> 00:17:03,962
Nothing like Jeremy Kyle.
301
00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:07,962
They want to interview
you about this.
302
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,842
I struggle with words.
303
00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:13,762
Do you know the reason I choose you?
304
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:16,442
My specs?
305
00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:20,202
You're a sensitive soul,
a rare rose,
306
00:17:20,203 --> 00:17:23,482
a delicate speciality.
307
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:27,482
I know... you can rise to this.
308
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,962
Oh. Let me guess - texting
Manchester's biggest gangster?
309
00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:38,922
Not him. He's been sacked.
310
00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:41,802
Did you laugh at his shit car?
311
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:44,682
Mum's treating me to new jeans.
We can get Nando's with the change?
312
00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:45,842
Yeah, defo.
313
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:47,562
Trafford Centre's open till 10.
314
00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:51,202
I can't go tonight. I told Sarah
I'd go pictures with her.
315
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:54,922
No worries. Maybe some other time.
316
00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:58,922
I was thinking nice and tight.
317
00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:34,042
Hey.
318
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:35,882
Insomnia must be contagious.
319
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:39,882
Yeah. Go on, go back to bed.
320
00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:45,482
Dom, what's that about?
321
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:48,522
Sanctioned self-harming.
322
00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:51,722
The church was on to
that buzz centuries ago.
323
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:55,722
It's not funny.
324
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:59,242
Trying to get to where her head was.
325
00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:01,562
To what end?
326
00:19:01,563 --> 00:19:03,242
See what pushed her.
327
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,242
I thought you said she jumped.
328
00:19:07,323 --> 00:19:10,122
Look.
329
00:19:10,123 --> 00:19:14,122
I was mad into him back then.
330
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:18,122
And now?
331
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:22,122
We're having a slight
difference of opinion.
332
00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:27,042
In the name of the father...
333
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:29,482
I order you to bed.
334
00:19:29,483 --> 00:19:33,482
Go on. I'm all right.
335
00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:58,882
Eloi, eloi, lama sabachthani.
336
00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:02,882
Eh?
337
00:20:02,883 --> 00:20:06,882
You don't mind, do you?
338
00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:16,882
You fucked with me
from the very start.
339
00:20:17,003 --> 00:20:18,762
No dad, no role model...
340
00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:22,762
is that how you suck us in, do you?
The vulnerable? The needy?
341
00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:27,802
Like some parasite nonce?
342
00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:39,242
All those years I covered for you,
343
00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:43,082
lying on your behalf...
344
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,522
How often did I dupe
young men and women
345
00:20:45,523 --> 00:20:48,522
struck down in their prime
by incurable cancers?
346
00:20:48,523 --> 00:20:51,882
Reassured them -
pray to you, believe...
347
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:55,882
their journey has a destination?
348
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,682
I was never selfish.
349
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,482
Not once.
350
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:07,042
Cos that's how
it's supposed to work.
351
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,682
You give when needed
352
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:12,682
and I trusted that
you would do the right thing.
353
00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:19,002
Hadn't she suffered enough?
354
00:21:19,763 --> 00:21:23,762
Hadn't she suffered enough?!
355
00:21:31,203 --> 00:21:35,202
Can't you see
I'm done with you now?
356
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:50,082
You're nothing to me.
357
00:21:50,363 --> 00:21:51,645
We're done.
358
00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:07,904
"Surround yourself with...
359
00:22:07,904 --> 00:22:10,903
"..persons most like the
people you want to become."
360
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:14,383
Nearly."..Peoplemost like
thepersonyou want to become."
361
00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:16,583
I told him I'd struggle.
362
00:22:16,584 --> 00:22:18,903
What do life coaches wear anyway?
363
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,343
He told me, smart and casual.
364
00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:23,423
He's paying.
365
00:22:23,424 --> 00:22:27,423
No.
366
00:22:28,824 --> 00:22:30,583
Try another.
367
00:22:30,584 --> 00:22:32,863
"Don't put off being happy...
368
00:22:32,864 --> 00:22:34,943
"..until some later date."
369
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,519
At last!
370
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,519
A lot of this makes
sense, you know?
371
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,319
He called me a delicate rose.
372
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,799
I'll have a glass of your finest
red wine - and one for Frank.
373
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,399
Potius hodie quam cras.
374
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,919
Come again?
375
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,079
School badge - red wine in
the morning, pisspots' warning.
376
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,079
In the name of all wars,
genocide, starvation, floods,
377
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,079
earthquakes, disease,
suicides and pointless slaughter...
378
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,239
I salute you!
379
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,679
Anyone else?
380
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,439
Oh yeah. In nomine patri...
381
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,839
Enough of this sacrilege!
Where's your respect?
382
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:28,839
I am now a born again convert
to the word... of our Frank.
383
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,919
You shall burn in hell.
384
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,719
No, no, there is no hell...
385
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,919
no god other than Eric of Cantona!
386
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,319
Eh-hey-hey!
387
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,039
Georgi Kinkladze is St Peter!
388
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,039
Five tonne now - another
monkey when the job's done.
389
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,639
Take four weeks of spitting
in burgers to earn a grand...
390
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,639
Should be an easy decision, then?
391
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,239
Go on.
392
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:57,999
I need assistance.
393
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,999
With?
394
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:02,999
Who?
395
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,159
Me.
396
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,399
What?
397
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,639
Suicide. You were right all along...
398
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,839
Whoa...! Don't you blame this on me!
399
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,999
Oh, there's no blame, but...
there's no god for me anymore.
400
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,959
And like you said - living a certain
way is worse than no life at all.
401
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,039
I was speaking about
little immigrants!
402
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,399
Spend it on a flight to Zurich - get
a professional service! Frank...
403
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,839
At least have a think about it.
404
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,839
Go on.
405
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,359
So how long are they away for?
Just one night.
406
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,839
She's on her own?
No brothers or sisters?
407
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,679
They're with her mum and dad.
408
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:46,439
Smashed it!
409
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,799
Our man's going to
rattle it all night!
410
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,479
She told me to come prepared...?
411
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:54,239
Scrub up proper. After shave -
you can use my Aramis...
412
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,839
wash your bellend...
413
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,519
She means condoms!
414
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,199
I'll sort it -
on the house.
415
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,359
I want details, yeah?
Size of her nipples,
416
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,639
if she's shaved her poonani
or if she's got spider's legs...!
417
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,639
Yep - hear, see,
and speak plenty of evil.
418
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,079
Hey, bro, did you see that, bro?
419
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,079
She was checking you out!
My man's on fire!
420
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,799
We used to hang
around here as kids.
421
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,679
Lovely.
422
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,679
Exploring round here was
like a journey to a lost world.
423
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,439
Huh! I remember once,
424
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,879
a proper sunburst came
through an 'ole in the roof
425
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,879
and lit Jimmy H like an angel.
426
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,239
I was up there, looking down.
427
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,439
It was beautiful. I felt
warm, connected to it all.
428
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,399
Glorious.
429
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,399
Truly. Ten years old -
my first mystical experience.
430
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,999
My first holding hands
in my love affair with God.
431
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,599
Mmm.
432
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,479
So why end it now?
433
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,199
I never gave doubt any space.
434
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,919
You know, once you do, the...
435
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,679
the questions on questions on questions,
you're just... dragged into a vortex.
436
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:19,439
So, drink, take enough gear,
437
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,439
block the lot - get so twatted,
no coherent thought gets through.
438
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,879
Ha-ha!
439
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,599
Now you can start living!
440
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:32,599
Yeah. I admire you, Frank.
441
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,319
I'll leave a note for our
Gloria to pay you the rest.
442
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,319
But why do you need me?
443
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,399
You kick these away, you
make sure that I'm dead.
444
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,839
If you get it wrong, I could end
up a cabbage in a wheelchair.
445
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,839
Phwor - enough of them
hanging round my neck already.
446
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,679
Up there?
447
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,679
Full circle.
448
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,039
Watch it!
449
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,959
You're the one who said you wanted
to be like "grown-up friends".
450
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,599
Ooh, touche!
451
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,119
You want me to go out with
someone who's experienced?
452
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:26,999
I just don't want you
to be disappointed.
453
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,079
What if he's
experienced, but younger?
454
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,759
As long as he's legal.
455
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,079
He's 16 in a month.
456
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,399
It would be like going
with your brother!
457
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,159
As an only child, that
means nothing to me.
458
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,799
How do you know he's done
more than even kiss her?
459
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,079
Are you still a virgin?
460
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,119
No, I lost it when I was 12.
461
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:52,639
It doesn't follow
that he's experienced.
462
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,519
Suppose that confidence has
got to come from somewhere.
463
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,519
It's just a little matter
of where and when.
464
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,839
Way I see it...
465
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,559
got no faith, you
only got two choices...
466
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,119
live with no hope,
467
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,159
which brings us here. Or...
468
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,399
live with no fear!
469
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,279
i. e....
470
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,039
There! You see that?
471
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,199
Just...
472
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,199
Just do it.
473
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,239
Ugh!
474
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,559
That's a sign!
475
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,519
That fucking hurt!
476
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,039
You've been given a sign!
477
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,399
From who, Frank?
478
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,799
Well, I don't fucking know!
479
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,319
A sign, you know!
480
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,119
Well on the road to Golgotha now.
481
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,359
There's no backing out.
482
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,359
Living a healthier life
will enable me to...
483
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,399
live longer, live more happily,
484
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,799
have better energy...
485
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,999
and...
486
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,479
Be more...
487
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,839
Oh, it's gone.
488
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,759
Comfortable with myself.
489
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,359
Christ, how hard can it be?
Sorry, I...
490
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,839
I...
491
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,079
I...
492
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,519
Ah...
493
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,959
Woah, woah, woah!
494
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,679
Take it easy. Come on.
495
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,679
Deep breaths now, come on.
496
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,439
Now close your eyes...
497
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,039
imagine you're
somewhere special,
498
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,359
and you're doing something
that makes you happy.
499
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,159
Now think of someone with you...
500
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,919
someone who calms
and soothes you...
501
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,679
'Who do you want that to be?
502
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,679
'Now, this person is going to
help you through this task.
503
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,599
'With this person beside you...
504
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,159
'..you can accomplish anything!'
505
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,439
Open your eyes.
506
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,119
You feel better?
507
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,239
Yes, thank you.
508
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,239
You can do this.
509
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,079
No, I couldn't hang meself,
anyway, I'm a physical coward.
510
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,719
Er...
511
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,719
Frank? Get me the biggest bottle
of paracetamol that they've got.
512
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,639
There's no need!
513
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,599
That raspberry in ours, she's got
her own pharmacy...
514
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,399
paracetamol, diazepam,
tramadol...
515
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,479
Get on our settee.
516
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,999
Makes sense to do it
somewhere safe and comfy...
517
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,999
familiar face holding your hand
518
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,719
as you drift gently
into that good night.
519
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,039
Yeah. Are you sure?
520
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,319
Yeah, course. Just
give us, you know,
521
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,559
half an hour to fuck Patty off
522
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,559
and check that Aidan
and Stella are out.
523
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:16,079
Non-prescription -
these don't come cheap.
524
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,239
Oh, what cost your Christian soul?
525
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,999
What's the point
if they won't kill him?
526
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,079
He'll still be pissed
and fall asleep!
527
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:24,839
And then what?
528
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,679
I don't fucking know!
529
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:30,599
Just buys us time to work on him -
just talk him out of it.
530
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,599
Let him get on with it.
Never feckin' liked him anyway.
531
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,679
Emo's ruin - good old paracetamol.
532
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,839
Even if they get there
in time to save you,
533
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,399
your liver'll pack up
within six months.
534
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,599
Thought everyone was out?
535
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,119
Must be Stella's new... cat.
536
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,719
Fuckin' playing at?!
537
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,719
Start thinking like
a manager, not a doer.
538
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,039
It's Lillian's randomness
that I find most effective.
539
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,079
Visualise your own success.
540
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,799
I'd recommend her to anyone
with a busier than average life.
541
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,839
"If you can't make it good,
at least make it look good."
542
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,319
Bill Gates.
543
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,839
Pissing and shitting
everywhere, it's...!
544
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,839
Brought some more - in case.
545
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,359
DIY paracetamol?
546
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,359
One's misfortune -
two's fucking carelessness!
547
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,679
Oh, God, what are
the chances of that?
548
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,759
All right, Dom. Dom,
come on, come on, come on...
549
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,519
Get off!
550
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,519
Come on! Watch the... cat!
551
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,079
You're taking the piss!
552
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,639
Who do you think you're talking to?!
553
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,319
You're the gobshite
taking the overdose!
554
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,319
Have you any idea what that
does to those left behind?!
555
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:54,159
Those boards should
never have broke!
556
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,479
Who can I trust?!
557
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,959
Me!
558
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,159
Come on - this is
where it all starts!
559
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,879
Two of us - afraid of nothing!
560
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,079
Get a grip, shithouse!
561
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,879
Why doesn't that appeal?
562
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,199
Look, you... think I want
my dabs on these bottles?!
563
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,199
You go to jail for this shit!
564
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,800
Dom...!
565
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,599
I don't know how to say it.
566
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,759
He hasn't even got a bike.
567
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,199
He has.
568
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,359
I don't want to sound like a slag.
569
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,799
You're asking him to come round,
not speak,
570
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,319
just in case talking
"ruins the moment",
571
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,359
shag you on a one-night stand,
then go back to the way it was.
572
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,159
It's pretty difficult to dress
that up any other way.
573
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,959
Give it here.
574
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:54,959
Something like this?
575
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,159
Maybe.
576
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,039
It's perfect. Just send it!
577
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,839
I'm scared.
578
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,839
I don't know why you'd rather
him than Warren anyway.
579
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,039
Gone!
580
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,599
The blue ones are in the wash.
581
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,359
What about the grey?
582
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,119
'Perfect. I'm thinking red or black
for me?'
583
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,359
Yeah.
584
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,239
'Aidan. I really want you.'
585
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,839
Yeah, can I call you back?
Someone's at the door.
586
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,479
Yes! Get in!
587
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,599
What difference does it make if I
land on one of them?
588
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:49,599
Take one of them with me?
589
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,079
What point this life you bestowed?!
590
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,159
This... mind?!
591
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,119
This pointless viscera.
592
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,119
Decaying organs, bones, pumping
blood. It means fuck all!
593
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,439
I'm down to the dregs.
594
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,439
Liquid last supper.
595
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:31,079
Live with no hope,
wither and die.
596
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,599
Or live with no fear. Grab life.
597
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:39,599
Both hands. Squeeze the living shit
out of it.
598
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,639
Slainte.
599
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:04,479
And I can't keep off the toilet.
600
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:06,439
I've noticed.
601
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:09,639
Her skirt shouldn't be too short.
602
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,879
Except a bit of thigh gives
the right signal.
603
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,319
And what is Aidan going to be like
afterwards?
604
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,519
What if he turns into some
psycho-stalker?
605
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,519
What if she does?
606
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,319
How's that helping?
607
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,759
Just softens it a bit.
You don't mind?
608
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,479
Have you thought all this through?
609
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,199
You are joking?
610
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,519
Just... Aidan. I'm not convinced.
611
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,639
It's too late.
612
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,719
And I've ordered the rohypnol
in case he's shy.
613
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,919
Not funny.
614
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,239
I thought this was what you wanted.
615
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,759
Kind of.
616
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,759
Good. Cos I need Gloria to sort out
my bikini wax.
617
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,919
Keisha's done it.
618
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,679
And a little bonus for your
performance earlier on.
619
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,559
You deserve it.
620
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,919
I learnt a lot about myself.
621
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,719
That's all well and good, but this
is still how you earn a living.
622
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,399
Maybe not for much longer.
623
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,399
Good for you. Turn your business
acumen to any number of things.
624
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,439
Throw in your new "life" skills.
Nothing will stop you.
625
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,799
I'm going to miss you though.
626
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,319
There might be no need. You've got
to act if you want something.
627
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,039
That's right.
628
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,599
No point dwelling, thinking what
might have been.
629
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,519
You can stop now. The test is over.
630
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,359
I know you feel it too.
631
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,879
I need to go.
632
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,119
No, no kissing please!
633
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,799
Let me buy you dinner?
634
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,199
Dinner?!
635
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,519
I want to "shape my own destiny".
636
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,999
And I'm happy for you.
637
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,959
Take control. Let your
rare rose fill you with her scent?
638
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,079
We can get to know each other.
639
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,719
Where?
640
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,519
Maldini's Moston.
641
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,479
I better go home. Freshen up a bit.
642
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,999
You smell OK to me.
643
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,999
Look good. Feel good. You want me
on top form, don't you?
644
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,199
Ravioli. Half price before seven.
645
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,399
Oh, ravioli!
646
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,359
Before seven.
647
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,359
I'll pick you up at six!
648
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,519
Mmmm! Nice.
649
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,679
No mum?
650
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,079
All of a sudden she's gone
squeamish.
651
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:28,079
Because it's Aidan?
652
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,399
You OK?
653
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,399
Yeah. Never better.
654
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,079
It's Letitia's first time.
655
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,599
Oh...
656
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,879
And we sanction this do we?
657
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,999
Well, Avril's opted for experience
over true love,
658
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,439
so you need to make yourself scarce.
659
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,839
Right.
660
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:58,119
I think you should get some...
661
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,279
help.
662
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,639
Oh, no. No need.
663
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,919
This bullshit's over.
664
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,919
I'm as clear as I've ever been.
665
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,799
Fuck guilt...
666
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,799
Fuck God.
667
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,119
I'm living for me.
668
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,559
His wife might not like the idea.
669
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,039
Who says he's married?!
670
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,039
Come on! Statistically,
90% of them are.
671
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,599
Even if he is, she can't mess
with what's meant to be.
672
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,559
Oh, aye. Sniffing your pits,
must be serious.
673
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,359
I'm meeting Letitia.
674
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,959
What, round here?
675
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,159
Watch a film or something.
Our DVD's broke.
676
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,399
Gloria said we could.
677
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,159
I wondered why she was here earlier.
She didn't tell you?
678
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,079
That older kid with the souped-up
hairdryer?
679
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,639
Warren?
680
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,919
Yeah, that's him. About an hour ago.
681
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,399
She was a bit unsure but he talked
her into it.
682
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,799
Bit of a smooth operator.
683
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,879
Haven't you got a girlfriend?
684
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,879
If she's still speaking to me.
685
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,519
Well, it can get messy so close
to home.
686
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,239
Once you take that step it changes
everything.
687
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:38,239
Never go back to being mates.
688
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,319
Easy come.
689
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,319
Easy go.
690
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,159
Still no sign of him?
691
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,199
I thought you were going to bed?
692
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,199
Don't worry, I won't intrude.
693
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,959
So what's your dad's take on all
of this?
694
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,959
I don't think he knows.
695
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,039
How long are you going to give him?
696
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,199
Not much more.
697
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,599
That might look a bit keen.
698
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,239
That's what I was thinking.
699
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:30,239
Do I know him?
700
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,119
Aidan.
701
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,439
Well, he's a very lucky lad.
702
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,439
There's got to be some explanation
then, eh?
703
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,399
Probably his girlfriend.
704
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,679
So how come Aidan if it's all about
"experience"?
705
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,599
Mum was the one going on about that.
706
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,959
Sometimes mums knows best.
707
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,479
You reckon?
708
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,479
Yeah. Definitely.
709
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,159
You know, I can tell you some
of the benefits if you really want.
710
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,799
Like not getting stuck
on a bra strap?
711
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,799
The truly experienced man should
always execute that manoeuvre
712
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,799
with his teeth.
713
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,399
Fingers and thumbs are for...
714
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,399
the really delicate stuff.
715
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,399
"Build it and he will come."
716
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,279
I know what I need to do.
717
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,279
Forget all this hocus-pocus
bollocks. Golden rule number one.
718
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,439
If I focus on the future...
Rule number one!
719
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,999
Lillian.
720
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,239
Never fall for a punter.
721
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,519
Never!
722
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,799
My looks won't last much longer.
723
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,799
More than all of us, you know this
isn't the place to find love.
724
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,959
I can tell Malcolm's different.
725
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:07,799
We pretend they're special
for their benefit.
726
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,199
It gets dangerous if we blur
the boundaries.
727
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,479
Let them live with the denial,
728
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,119
live that lie every day,
skulking around
729
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,599
behind their wives'
and girlfriends' backs.
730
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,599
He's the same as all the others.
731
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,759
So why say I'm a rose?
732
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,759
So you'd try your hardest?
733
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,239
I'll show him.
734
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:38,239
Thinks I'm a mug?
Receipt for Malcolm Palmer.
735
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,679
Got it.
736
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:43,759
Visa? Mastercard?
737
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,159
Visa.
738
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,919
4921... 81...
739
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:52,919
Look. The best way,
whether he went...
740
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:02,079
Bloody hell is that?!
741
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,039
Excuse me?
742
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,279
"Dildos"? What's that?
743
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,279
Nobody plays Lillian Tyler.
744
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,039
'40 years of faith and trust
and belief, for what?'
745
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,799
'What good did the sacrifice do?'
746
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:25,639
'What have I contributed to the grand
sum of the human well-being?
747
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,639
'Not a fucking jot.'
748
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,319
'I could mourn the lost time,
say it was a waste,
749
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,159
'but that's not true. I got something
from it, I got me,
750
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,519
'I got the tools I carry, that makes
me the man I am today.
751
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,399
'And that puts me in a good place.
752
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,679
'To wreak some fucking havoc.'
753
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,679
I hope you're gone by the morning.
754
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,479
See? I told you.
755
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,119
I'm good.
756
00:45:21,077 --> 00:45:40,036
757
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:46,819
Morning!
758
00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:49,099
Good morning!
759
00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:52,819
Somebody's popped their cherry!
760
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,499
Front door and back.
761
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:58,499
Baptism of fire.
762
00:45:58,549 --> 00:46:03,099
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