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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally,
taking the grass from its own roots.
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Now you've got your condemnation.
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up.
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke, or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester
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and they charge us for water!?
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant land
in ancient times...
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Fuckin' bastard!
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Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Paaaarty!
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60 seconds a minute,
60 minutes in an hour,
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24 hours in a day,
seven days a week,
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four weeks in a month,
and 1,000 months in a lifetime.
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Dead man walking.
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That's all, if you're lucky.
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Dead man walking.
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Ha ha ha ha! Boo!
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Tick them off on the calendar.
Count 'em down, one by one.
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One life to squeeze in all
the fucking and fighting
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and drinking and loving
and living you can.
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Hiya, sweet cheeks! Ooh, yeah.
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Stick it in me, you fucking wimp!
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Dead man walking.
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But they won't let you live.
They want to smother you...
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...to damn you,
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condemn you to fucking work.
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One thousand measly months
constitute a life,
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and they sentence you
to employment.
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Me, employment?
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Dead. Man. Walking.
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Given your lifetime of
inactivity,
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Feigning mental illness won't work
either, Mr Gallagher.
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Fucking hell. It's immoral.
Thrown to the lions.
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It's going cold!
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I loved my first job.
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Cutie little parlour maid in a big
house off O'Connell Street.
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Pretty uniform.
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The master used to tamper with me
after Mass on Sunday
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while his wife delivered scones
to the poorhouse.
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Means there's one less job
for the school leavers.
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The job he's going to get
isn't one you'll want to do.
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Yeah, cos there's going
to be loads of them about
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Eh!
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Whatever.
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And can you give us two packs of
the green papers? Small ones.
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You're putting away
a lot of weed, aren't you?
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The skins are Mimi's, OK?
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Cos she knows buying them
makes me feel like a tramp.
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Ours is guaranteed to hit
the spot quicker.
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What, in a "Mike Tyson
and foreplay" kind of way yeah?
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Here you are, there's your stuff.
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I'm not looking to date rape you,
this stuff is 100% legit.
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If you feel drowsy, blind
money back.
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You don't know what you're missing,
love.
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You'll come round.
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You have to stop fucking
with the formula.
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You see, that, right there.
That's the difference between us.
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We should be looking to leave
a legacy. Create a work of art.
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How do you think all the timeless
liqueurs got invented, eh?
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Drambuie, Cointreau, Tia Maria?
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One fine day it'll be,
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"a pint of lager
and a Shane and Jackson, please"
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"A Shane and Jackson"?
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Yeah, we'll create a design classic.
Like snakebite and black,
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Sex On The Beach, Black and Tan.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why not "a Jackson and Shane?"
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Alphabetical.
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No, it's not.
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Er, vowels!
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I've got an A in mine.
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Well, I've got both,
A and E. Fuck off.
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Where's the Marmite?
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Oh, fucking hell.
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Oh, here we go, Al Capone with
another crate of Absolut Piss.
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Oh, fucking comedian.
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Fucking hell, that is 'anging.
It's even worse than the last lot.
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Told you. You need patience
to get it right, mate.
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And are you going to sit there
all day, are you?
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Fucking drip, drip, drip, drip?
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I will.
I can't get hurt doing that, can I?
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It's no place for a mammy's boy.
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Such a chore spending time together?
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No, course not. It's just...
stretch my legs now and then.
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We don't need anyone else.
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I say we do.
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What if I cover half his wages?
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Sounds good to me.
Billy, you're on.
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Really?!
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Be careful out there.
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Yes! Ha ha!
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Thanks, Mam.
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Psst! Hey, pssst.
What are you in for, sweetheart?
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Fuck all. I'm wrongly convicted.
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We're all wrongly convicted!
The system's got it in for us.
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Ey, don't lump me in with you.
I'm a political prisoner.
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Direct casualty. Coalition of
the dick-less, Iggle-Piggle Cameron
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and the Last Ever Leader
of the Liberal Party.
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Not an idea nor a sexual organ
between them. I'm different.
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We're all different!
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Life as you know it is over.
You're finished.
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I'll be free any day.
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There's only one way out of here,
mucker.
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Ready...
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...take aim...
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...FIRE!
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Mr Gallagher?
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Mr Gallagher?
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You find anything interesting today?
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Er... yeah, plenty. Y'know, it's
just man in my condition...
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Isn't the measure
of a civilised society
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how well it looks after
its raspberries?
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Compared to most of the world,
we provide exemplary care.
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Yeah, but how can anyone be
100%, eh?
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Except you're deemed fully fit.
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"Empathy and Understanding"
new Government guidelines.
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How we gently nurture the long-term
unemployed back to the workplace.
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You're now my personal mission.
And I'm your champion.
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Just sign there, Francis.
This is to say you're fit for work.
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Frank?
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Why won't you sign?
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You will not defeat me.
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I will not be defeated.
You cannot contain me!
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I am Frank Gallagher.
I am a free man.
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No touching!
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They're going off.
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Well not enough.
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These are the wash,
getting ready for the still.
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Vodka, rum, molasses,
with a Maguire twist of cinnamon,
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cloves and ginger. The barrels
are the volume, the basics,
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where we earn
most of the readies, but...
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These are my fucking babies.
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What's in them?
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Oak chips.
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Ethyl nitrate, lactose concentrate,
yeast enzymes...
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additives.
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Collection commences
between 110 and 115 degrees.
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Keep an eye on the temperature and
burn a sample every other hour.
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But basically, all we need you for
is to stir or shake.
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That every hour.
And froth these babies...
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harder than your bellend.
All of them. Every two hours.
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No problemo.
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Nectar...
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Not bad...
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Yeah. Well drink more than
a thimbleful at this stage
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and your liver'll
shrivel like a walnut.
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You going to be all right?
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Yeah, man.
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Owww, fuck!
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I'll take double this time.
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Not happening, Patty
get too fond of these,
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and before you know it you'll be
clucking like some desperate junkie.
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Huh, like it could
ever come to that.
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Next thing you'll be giving noshes
for a tenner in Whalley Range.
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Chance would be a fine thing.
I'd pay them!
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But if you just give me double now,
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then, if I know I have some in stock
it saves coming here as much.
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You know, in case you're not home...
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One week's worth.
And when they're gone, I'll be here.
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You give Sylvia Staples
twice as much as me.
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She won't see Christmas.
They're easing her past the post.
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I've got the constitution of an ox.
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Mad cow if you don't watch it.
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Glass of water?
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Thank you.
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Melt those stresses away
like a bath of asses' milk.
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I'm keeping an eye on you.
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I've never seen that old
boot in such good spirits.
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Hey, One Direction,
got a proposition for you.
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Your lucky day, me old china.
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Forget it, Frank.
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What, come on,
where's your business instinct?
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Protecting me from you.
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It's not just money... you know?
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It's just produce, you know.
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Skunk, resin, Mary Jane.
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Lay some on us.
I'll pay you tomorrow.
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After you've smoked it? No chance.
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I'm going to sell it, honest...
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Oh come on,
Escobar started somewhere!
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Oh, fuck the lot of you, then.
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I'm dropping out.
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Dropping out of what?
You're not even a part of anything.
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I'm going to live off the grid.
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The steel things in the street?
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No, self-sustenance...
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y'know, solar panels,
grow some spuds,
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chickens for free eggs,
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wind turbines in the garden...
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sell the extra leccy
back to the rapists
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who should never have earned out of
its privatisation in the first place.
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Off the grid? You?
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What choice do I have?
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I am not built to comply.
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I cannot force my soul to...
wage slavery.
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How would I breathe?
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Same as everyone else.
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Exactly my fucking point!
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You're all dead from the neck up...
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slabs of meat, serving the Great Gods
Profit and Progress...
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Oh, yeah, yeah, go on, laugh it up...
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maybe pull out your night-stick
and your gun, anything so you don't
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have to think for yourself.
That's why they give 'em you.
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You'll submit, everyone does.
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Keep the flesh obedient,
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performing, but scour out the man,
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the very soul.
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That's your lot, not mine.
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Anything to avoid
taking responsibility, eh?
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Any straw you can clutch.
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I will leave here.
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Survive on my wits.
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On your wits?
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You almost had me going there...
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your wits!
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I am a survivor.
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I am renegade.
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Booosh!
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Frank!
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That was our tea!
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How does "living off the grid"
translate as "taking what you want"?
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In time, Kelly.
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When has a potato ever
grown under concrete flags?
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So dig them up.
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I'm onto it...
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Irish Macka's lending me a shovel.
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He's taking the piss.
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And a glass of wine.
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I'll fix him!
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This is fucking illegal!
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We're in the middle of nowhere.
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All the more reason to keep it
fucking down, then!
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Shhhh. Benchill Polish Club.
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Could be the biggy.
Ziggy...
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Jak sie masz...?
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How's it going, bud?
Good to hear from you.
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Stress levels that high,
no wonder this is piss.
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Tell me about it.
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Out of ten?
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My own recipe.
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Not bad...
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Fuck me, that's tasty.
252
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,940
Oh, aye...?
253
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,439
Well?
254
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,184
Said it tasted worse.
255
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,098
Philistines!
256
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,688
They don't deserve it anyway.
257
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,251
What about... this?
258
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,519
Which one's this?
259
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,199
Needs to blend a few more days
before we put it in the still.
260
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,259
I told you not to touch anything!
261
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,659
Oi! I'm glad he did. This is mint!
262
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,259
It's fennel, actually.
With a bit of basil and nutmeg.
263
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,044
I told that useless bitch
this would happen.
264
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:09,799
Oh, fuck!
265
00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:15,051
What are you thinking of?!
266
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:16,812
This shite's poison!
267
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,891
Keep it out of reach, then.
268
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,399
I'm a 21st century man,
269
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,599
not designed to live
off the fucking land.
270
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,215
Whatever happened to green belt?
271
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,919
I can't eat me own young.
272
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,799
I'm not a Scotsman, or a Scouser.
273
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,319
I'm a fucking blue,
a league champion.
274
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,094
Welcome to Manchester!
275
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,432
What doesn't kill you...
276
00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:12,757
I'll absolve you for a favour.
277
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,215
I'd rather be grounded.
278
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,650
Get to your room then.
279
00:18:15,989 --> 00:18:16,608
Yeah, right.
280
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,479
It's a really easy favour.
281
00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:22,418
I'll pay you.
282
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,681
Handsomely.
283
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:34,501
Marty!
284
00:18:34,755 --> 00:18:35,976
Come on I'm hungry!
285
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,355
Marty!
286
00:18:40,274 --> 00:18:41,655
Fuck you all, then...
287
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,819
I promise you, honestly.
288
00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,193
Booze For Buttons are
definitely interested.
289
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,119
The bird was all over me.
I'm outside Off Your Box now.
290
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,799
All right...
291
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,199
Spare any change, mate.
292
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,399
Frank...?
293
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,199
By name and nature,
294
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,519
on the grill and griddle.
295
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,519
A pound'll do.
Or buy us a can, the good stuff.
296
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,038
Jesus, Frank.
297
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,999
C'mon.
298
00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:29,002
Give us your hand.
299
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,199
Laters, guys. See ya.
300
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,195
Behave!
301
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,119
Don't think you're
trying anything on.
302
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,094
Don't flatter yourself.
303
00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:43,073
We'll get more done if we split up.
304
00:19:56,389 --> 00:19:57,524
Just dropped my pen.
305
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,319
Why didn't you just ask?
306
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,719
Her and Dad think I'm stupid.
307
00:20:08,819 --> 00:20:10,015
Are they for you or Patty?
308
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,082
Patty.
309
00:20:16,392 --> 00:20:17,674
Err... it costs.
310
00:20:19,874 --> 00:20:21,055
That's all she gave me.
311
00:20:27,197 --> 00:20:29,551
Dead. Man. Walking!
312
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,439
You're shit. Not capable!
313
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,639
You're condemned,
just like everybody else.
314
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,284
Leave me alone!
315
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:50,897
Valiant effort, but you can't
stand in the way of progress.
316
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,799
Sentence will be carried out,
there's nothing you can do.
317
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,056
Oh, yes there fucking is...
318
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,119
At least you're happy.
319
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,039
With you on disability,
we know there's something coming in.
320
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,399
You're sure this isn't easier?
321
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,999
Less pain, but less effective.
322
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,879
They can stitch an Achilles,
tie all sorts of cartilage together,
323
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,439
have you fully functioning
in under a year.
324
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:23,439
But shattering your kneecap
fucks you right up.
325
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,439
Guaranteed to leave a limp.
326
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,435
So it goes through
the back of the knee.
327
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,303
How we took care of
joyriders back home.
328
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,759
When you're re...
329
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,079
Hillbillies!
Who was it?!
330
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,479
She missed.
How could she fucking miss?!
331
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,719
She's passed out!
332
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,329
Where is he?
333
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,439
No! No! Frank! Get off. Frank!
334
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,292
So glad to see you.
335
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,075
Dead. Man. Walking.
336
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,419
I'd neck that all day.
337
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,459
Sarsasparilla's
an aphrodisiac for birds.
338
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:38,739
Mix with a bit of ginseng.
339
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,499
Is your nose extra strong?
340
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,979
Just hyper-sensitive.
341
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,939
Got battered for being
a freak in infants.
342
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:46,979
Kept crying every time this fat,
trampy kid walked in the room.
343
00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,499
Soon learned to keep quiet though.
344
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,438
Does everything smell clearer?
345
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:57,099
Tesco lemon and almond shampoo,
Dove natural for men body wash,
346
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,899
Gillette sandalwood shaving gel,
Lynx Temptation deodorant,
347
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,659
Paco Rabanne after shave,
MacLean ice-white toothpaste,
348
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:05,219
clothes washed in Persil,
forest fresh non-bio...
349
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:09,219
Shirt, two days ago.
Jeans, yesterday...
350
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:13,139
It's alright most of the time,
just breathe through my mouth.
351
00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:16,179
Gets a bit tricky though,
'cause Mimi's loves getting plated.
352
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:19,179
Well, Benchill Polish Club
are back on.
353
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:23,179
Crumpsall Ukrainian Institute
and Hale Barns Irish.
354
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:26,019
Now all we need to do
is work out the percentages.
355
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:30,019
If I take my ball away, you two are
back to selling piss aren't you?
356
00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:42,859
As much you can supply.
357
00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:45,459
Every punter in Manchester's
gonna come my way.
358
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:49,459
That's it. Sample's all gone.
359
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,979
Do you have to sell to anyone else?
360
00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:54,419
Hey! Don't be greedy.
361
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:56,379
Alright, there'll be plenty
to go round.
362
00:23:56,380 --> 00:23:59,659
You've brewed liquid gold.
I knew you'd come good.
363
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,579
Here, deposit on 20 crates.
364
00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:02,619
And me.
365
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,699
Whoa!
366
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,939
Be fair, Shane.
367
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,259
If it wasn't for Billy,
368
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:09,832
these'd be pissing claret instead
of hanging out of each other.
369
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,315
Special edition Ian Brown
pair next month.
370
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:15,979
Eeeeww.
371
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,419
What you playing at?!
372
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:21,219
I'll show the world what filth
is living under my roof.
373
00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,539
Where did she get them?
374
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:26,179
That's my washing,
you mental old bitch!
375
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:29,619
All the bleach in China wouldn't
budge the stains on these.
376
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,731
Do you know how much these cost?
377
00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:34,653
Oh, because,
I regularly buy such garments.
378
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,539
Oh!
379
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:42,539
Get your poison talons off me,
cos I know where they've been.
380
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:46,979
No. You're in it together.
Three of you.
381
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:50,019
See, hear, speak no evil.
382
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:53,779
Think you can rohypnol me?!
383
00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:55,866
Fuck's up with her?
384
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,459
Phone her doctor,
tell him she's taken the lot.
385
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,074
Oh, shit.
386
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:13,286
I'm only interested in your
well-being and getting you a job.
387
00:25:14,448 --> 00:25:16,641
50 positions have been created
388
00:25:16,706 --> 00:25:19,160
with the expansion
of Poundswick Hospital.
389
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:24,819
It's natural to be nervous,
so we'll practise.
390
00:25:25,461 --> 00:25:28,480
Not often we get fish fingers
as a last request.
391
00:25:29,499 --> 00:25:31,136
Folk normally aim higher.
392
00:25:31,285 --> 00:25:32,027
Yeah, well...
393
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:37,459
sound-track of my youth,
Captain Birdseye,
394
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:41,459
old man with hands reeking of tuna,
beckoning kids to follow him.
395
00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,299
He'd be outed by red tops
these days,
396
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:48,139
stoned to death,
next to a paediatrician. Besides,
397
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:51,619
it is not my last meal.
I'm outta here.
398
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,379
I thought you'd given in to
the inevitable?
399
00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:55,539
Fuck all's inevitable, Sparky.
400
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:59,539
Governor's on his way down,
I'm on a last minute reprieve.
401
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,139
On what grounds?
402
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:05,099
On the grounds that you cannot keep
a good man down.
403
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,739
The policy has not been devised,
404
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:11,739
the prison not yet built,
that can contain me.
405
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,859
What the fuck are you two
dressed like?
406
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:37,258
Even more sinister. Cheap gear.
407
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:46,666
Whoa! Stop!
408
00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:57,979
Only a few cockles. What?
409
00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:00,701
Shit job anyway!
410
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,407
Vanilla pod.
411
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,166
Shane, caramelise some sugar.
412
00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:37,339
Forget it!
Normal brown sugar will do.
413
00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:38,454
I'll get it.
414
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,710
Getting there?
415
00:27:51,820 --> 00:27:52,744
More aniseed.
416
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,299
We're out.
417
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,139
Working with amateurs, man.
418
00:27:58,140 --> 00:27:59,500
I'm on it.
419
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,597
Why doesn't Shane go?
420
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,988
Go on! One more fucking word!
421
00:28:04,123 --> 00:28:04,679
Come on!
422
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,980
Bit of fresh air will do you good.
423
00:28:21,398 --> 00:28:26,533
I'll burn your houses down,
you fecking orange shite.
424
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:33,419
Where are we going?
425
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,539
Nowhere.
426
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:38,539
If you don't get me out of here
in ten seconds flat...
427
00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:40,579
It's for your own good.
428
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:41,792
It's what?
429
00:28:45,597 --> 00:28:47,832
I might have known.
430
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,499
I'll have you for false imprisonment
and kidnap.
431
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:55,953
There's plenty of vits, minerals
and natural sustenance.
432
00:28:56,766 --> 00:28:58,659
There's bed pans, blankets
433
00:28:58,923 --> 00:29:01,058
and lots of water.
You're going to be thirsty.
434
00:29:01,586 --> 00:29:04,611
What's more, there's no getting out.
You're locked in.
435
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:07,766
Do your bosses know you're
no better than some low-life,
436
00:29:08,011 --> 00:29:09,216
street-corner drug dealer?
437
00:29:10,902 --> 00:29:12,007
Don't listen to threats,
438
00:29:12,369 --> 00:29:14,783
don't listen to or pay attention
to any promises,
439
00:29:14,872 --> 00:29:16,976
and do not believe a word
that comes out of her mouth
440
00:29:17,076 --> 00:29:18,353
for the next 48 hours.
441
00:29:18,453 --> 00:29:19,218
Aidan...
442
00:29:20,069 --> 00:29:23,232
I'll buy you those new air max
you want, the Derren Brown ones.
443
00:29:23,479 --> 00:29:25,187
Don't even look in her eyes.
444
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:29,351
We'll get United season tickets
and go to Spain for the weekend.
445
00:29:29,639 --> 00:29:31,038
Fuck off, Advil!
446
00:29:33,024 --> 00:29:35,811
Steal one more tablet
and you are next.
447
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:38,579
Your grounding starts once
you help her get through this.
448
00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:39,454
Give us a hand.
449
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:41,614
I'll have your drug...
450
00:29:42,843 --> 00:29:43,886
Get me out!
451
00:29:44,054 --> 00:29:46,050
Inside, now!
452
00:29:47,181 --> 00:29:49,722
There's a law against imprisonment
in this country you know,
453
00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:50,888
it's a criminal of fence!
454
00:30:00,664 --> 00:30:01,704
All right, Mr Governor.
455
00:30:02,138 --> 00:30:04,111
Bags are packed, I'm ready
to fucking roll.
456
00:30:07,927 --> 00:30:09,176
I'm sorry, Mr Gallagher.
457
00:30:10,138 --> 00:30:11,084
It's an election year.
458
00:30:12,752 --> 00:30:13,898
A Chinese election.
459
00:30:18,055 --> 00:30:18,960
Times are hard.
460
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:21,693
Every man must face
his responsibilities.
461
00:30:22,895 --> 00:30:24,803
No reprieves, no exceptions.
462
00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:29,315
This is not how the story
ends for me.
463
00:30:29,448 --> 00:30:31,260
How gutted are you?
464
00:30:31,426 --> 00:30:33,566
Fish fingers was your last meal.
465
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,215
Nah man, I'm telling you!
466
00:30:53,392 --> 00:30:53,782
Shut up.
467
00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:54,981
Billy, Shane and Jacksons.
468
00:30:55,134 --> 00:30:57,662
It's not cool enough.
It's got too many syllables.
469
00:30:57,662 --> 00:30:58,856
Why's my name always last?
470
00:30:58,856 --> 00:31:00,093
Especially if you order it
with lemonade.
471
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,612
How you gonna order that
if you're pissed...?
472
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,779
Fuck!
473
00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:24,339
Artic roll,
dripping in tinned pear juice.
474
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:36,532
I tried.
475
00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:41,097
I really tried.
476
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:44,064
It's just...
477
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:47,031
Circumstances conspiring
against you?
478
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,588
Exactly, circumstances.
479
00:31:49,667 --> 00:31:53,666
I am not fucking wired the way they
want, it's a miscarriage of justice.
480
00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,116
My fucking ball sack.
481
00:31:56,260 --> 00:32:00,259
There are no unique circumstances
or conspiracies.
482
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,539
You sabotage it for yourself.
483
00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,499
Every opportunity, every time.
484
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:07,379
The only thing that stops you
from standing up and being counted
485
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:08,779
is your victim complex.
486
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:12,019
Poor little fucking me.
487
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,978
What the fuck's this?
Tag-team cuntish-ness?
488
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,814
I cannot be a wage slave.
489
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,604
Why everybody else
490
00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:23,909
and not you?
491
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:28,920
I'm doing me best.
492
00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:33,779
I know you are. It's just proving
more difficult than I imagined.
493
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:38,019
Listen, Frank,
if this one goes wrong,
494
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:41,899
there's nothing more I can do.
The state will cut you off.
495
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,819
No benefits ever again.
496
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,065
It's your last chance, Frank.
497
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:04,716
I wish I could tell you
you scrub up.
498
00:33:07,368 --> 00:33:08,802
It's time to make your peace, Frank.
499
00:33:09,174 --> 00:33:10,618
I'm an atheist.
500
00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:13,238
Are you sure?
501
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:18,854
Well, there's no harm
in hedging your bets.
502
00:33:37,026 --> 00:33:38,045
Frank?
503
00:33:40,327 --> 00:33:42,394
It's a miracle
any of you walked away.
504
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:45,217
I still say you should've gone
the 'ossie, to get checked out.
505
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,765
You should've gone last night.
506
00:33:47,368 --> 00:33:48,238
You all right, love?
507
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,010
I'm not sure
we need such a big team.
508
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:52,779
Come on, Billy...
509
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:54,139
Shane brought you into the game.
510
00:33:54,302 --> 00:33:55,919
I knew this little prick
were getting giddy.
511
00:33:56,178 --> 00:33:57,185
He's a liability.
512
00:33:58,051 --> 00:33:59,113
I could've died in there.
513
00:33:59,113 --> 00:34:01,905
Excuse me! If you didn't
have the music so fucking loud,
514
00:34:02,064 --> 00:34:04,148
you'd have heard it ready to blow,
wouldn't you?
515
00:34:04,378 --> 00:34:05,350
Yeah, you bellend. We did.
516
00:34:05,773 --> 00:34:06,818
So you're on his team now?
517
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:08,088
I'm just saying.
518
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,079
I want 70%.
519
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,660
Fuck off!
520
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,823
Good morning, my darling!
I feel great.
521
00:34:24,022 --> 00:34:26,415
And there's no need
to keep a little, harmless old lady
522
00:34:26,462 --> 00:34:27,430
locked up any more.
523
00:34:28,081 --> 00:34:29,247
I forgot my earplugs!
524
00:34:29,672 --> 00:34:31,830
I never told you,
I heard from your mum.
525
00:34:31,931 --> 00:34:33,242
Don't listen to her.
526
00:34:33,402 --> 00:34:34,104
Shut your mouth!
527
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,214
She's been thinking about you.
528
00:34:35,214 --> 00:34:36,310
La-la-la-la-la!
529
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:39,320
Seriously, she and your dad
are getting back together.
530
00:34:41,486 --> 00:34:43,289
They want to be a family again.
531
00:34:43,937 --> 00:34:45,289
You know she's lying.
532
00:34:52,244 --> 00:34:53,038
Out of order.
533
00:34:53,956 --> 00:34:55,872
What's it got to do with you,
you little fecking slag?
534
00:34:57,260 --> 00:35:01,570
Aidan! Come back here,
you motherless piece of shit!
535
00:35:01,994 --> 00:35:04,032
No wonder she left. Fuck you!
536
00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:06,739
He wouldn't have been able
to do it without you
537
00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,419
but it's his recipe
538
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:10,252
and we all want more.
539
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,317
Come on!
540
00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:19,041
Billy? We've sorted it.
541
00:35:24,062 --> 00:35:25,036
No hard feelings.
542
00:35:25,294 --> 00:35:27,468
No, no hard feelings.
543
00:35:29,308 --> 00:35:30,399
Fucking hell! Shane!
544
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,637
I fucking knew it!
545
00:35:35,768 --> 00:35:36,956
Oh me baby.
546
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,727
What have they said?
547
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:41,537
Can you smell that?
548
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:42,674
Does it look like it?
549
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:44,598
Stays on for 48 hours.
550
00:35:44,598 --> 00:35:47,636
48 hours? Let's get you home, love.
551
00:35:47,721 --> 00:35:48,902
Shit mate, you're joking.
552
00:35:51,220 --> 00:35:54,323
The world has changed
these last half-dozen years, Frank.
553
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,840
Every one of us
must bear the burden.
554
00:35:56,860 --> 00:35:58,011
Not me.
555
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:02,124
Half of Europe's bankrupt,
below the poverty line.
556
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:05,490
The easy life is over,
the Baby Boomers spent it all.
557
00:36:05,648 --> 00:36:07,317
They didn't spend mine.
558
00:36:08,445 --> 00:36:10,657
I am not meant to graft
559
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:13,459
and pay bills, and save pennies
560
00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:17,179
and dole my life out in drips
and drops from a fucking pipette.
561
00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:17,939
Why?
562
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:21,539
Because it is fucking dull!
563
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:23,299
Because I am better than that.
564
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,939
Some people are born to obey.
565
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:28,877
I was born to think...
566
00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:33,244
...dream, indulge, absorb.
567
00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:35,379
So you are better
than the working man?
568
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,356
Of course I fucking am!
569
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:41,427
See? Look!
570
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:47,139
Frank. You're a snob.
571
00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:50,419
Let them scurry around. I will not.
572
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:56,619
The tide is coming in,
whether you like it or not.
573
00:37:01,692 --> 00:37:02,562
It's time.
574
00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:16,419
That clock's slow. Shut it, Lillian.
575
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:19,680
His health's more important
than your punters' hard-ons.
576
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:24,219
We wait no less than the 48 hours.
577
00:37:25,772 --> 00:37:26,768
How's it feeling, mate?
578
00:37:27,896 --> 00:37:28,833
Still pretty numb.
579
00:37:41,122 --> 00:37:41,900
Is it working?
580
00:37:42,047 --> 00:37:44,204
Fucking hell. A bit, yeah.
581
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,200
Deodorant?
582
00:37:46,316 --> 00:37:46,807
Lynx.
583
00:37:46,935 --> 00:37:48,755
Scent?
Temptation.
584
00:37:49,632 --> 00:37:50,294
Cool Metal!
585
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,064
At least he got the brand right.
586
00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:53,447
He knows I was wearing it before.
587
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,619
Talk to me. Eh!
588
00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,499
Let her do it! Wait.
589
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,299
I think...
590
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:01,619
There's talc...
591
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,739
Powder?
592
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:03,966
I think so.
593
00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:07,671
Johnson's Baby Powder?
594
00:38:07,993 --> 00:38:10,391
Vagisil. This clown's lost it.
595
00:38:12,155 --> 00:38:13,184
Satisfied?
596
00:38:14,732 --> 00:38:16,056
You remember the recipe, though?
597
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,459
What? Billy?
598
00:38:24,460 --> 00:38:26,059
You remember, or it's working?
599
00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:28,059
Fresh air! In here?
600
00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:29,859
I can smell fresh air.
601
00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:33,059
I don't have to breathe
through my mouth any more.
602
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:35,299
Now you're real-I-lly
in for a treat.
603
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,452
Eh, fucking hell, Mam!
604
00:38:51,099 --> 00:38:52,373
Dead man walking!
605
00:38:57,445 --> 00:38:58,336
Knock 'em dead.
606
00:39:00,879 --> 00:39:01,640
Good luck, Frank.
607
00:39:02,659 --> 00:39:04,220
Dead man walking!
608
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,642
Is there any chance
of a last-minute...?
609
00:39:35,966 --> 00:39:37,084
You know, turn a blind eye...?
610
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:42,140
Your life is over, Frank.
611
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:44,425
I am sorry.
612
00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:57,330
Ready?
613
00:40:02,148 --> 00:40:03,310
Take aim.
614
00:40:06,558 --> 00:40:07,730
Any last words?
615
00:40:09,946 --> 00:40:11,244
Any last words?
616
00:40:13,272 --> 00:40:14,075
W- would...
617
00:40:16,672 --> 00:40:17,412
Would...
618
00:40:19,140 --> 00:40:21,019
Would you like fries with that?
619
00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:22,296
What?
620
00:40:23,124 --> 00:40:24,817
Would you like fries with that?
621
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,397
Sorry.
622
00:40:32,053 --> 00:40:32,874
Sorry, mate.
623
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:35,552
Who's Wesley?
624
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,059
Oh, you must be joking.
625
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,499
My sentiments exactly. However...
626
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:42,219
Late again, first verbal.
627
00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:43,905
Fuck's sake!
628
00:40:43,905 --> 00:40:47,652
How's it my fault if two fat parcels
got stuck in the door on the 105?
629
00:40:48,096 --> 00:40:51,788
Bad language on the premises.
That is your first verbal.
630
00:40:53,339 --> 00:40:54,776
Are you taking the piss?
Come on, mate.
631
00:40:55,002 --> 00:40:57,244
We'll never attain that relationship.
632
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:01,326
I don't like you.
633
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:03,016
What?
I don't want you working here.
634
00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:05,880
You swear again... written warning.
635
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,198
I'd be happy to see the back of you
before you begin.
636
00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:16,385
Darren,
637
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:18,000
would you eat a burger
made with these?
638
00:41:20,802 --> 00:41:22,504
Show Catweazle his locker,
639
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:25,326
get him scrubbed,
then let him loose on the toilets.
640
00:41:25,638 --> 00:41:26,851
Wesley, your hash browns are ready.
641
00:41:26,899 --> 00:41:28,075
Well, box them up, then.
642
00:41:28,891 --> 00:41:30,843
Come on, teamsters!
643
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,152
Back to normal?
644
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:37,590
Of course!
645
00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:41,880
She will be by now.
646
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,779
And you think any of this
was really necessary?
647
00:41:47,780 --> 00:41:49,299
Don't play games, Patty.
648
00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:51,987
I was always in control.
649
00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,179
What?
650
00:41:54,180 --> 00:41:56,019
You don't remember
the things you said?
651
00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:58,459
I told you that wouldn't be
the real Patty, didn't I?
652
00:41:58,460 --> 00:41:59,942
Sounded real enough to me.
653
00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:06,259
I remember asking to be let out.
654
00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:07,779
Kelly's knickers?
655
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:08,979
What about them?
656
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:10,659
Nothing about Aidan's mam?
657
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:12,397
Have you heard from her?
658
00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:15,343
Never again, Patty.
659
00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,431
What are they on about?
660
00:42:20,988 --> 00:42:24,352
You know I'd never hurt a fly.
661
00:42:28,490 --> 00:42:30,538
Look, lot of fuss about nothing.
662
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:36,265
Push me to Chesney's.
We could do with some sherry.
663
00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:43,734
Oh! Here you go.
664
00:42:48,839 --> 00:42:50,460
That's a worthwhile sight.
665
00:42:52,484 --> 00:42:53,285
You reckon?
666
00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:56,029
I'm proud of you.
You're a natural.
667
00:42:56,909 --> 00:42:58,155
What, at cleaning shit?
668
00:42:58,684 --> 00:43:02,466
Work hard, you'll have your face
up there in no time.
669
00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:06,902
Coffee, please.
670
00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:14,727
Another success story.
671
00:43:21,236 --> 00:43:21,950
Cheers.
672
00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:43,631
Yeah, yeah. Pint of lager.
673
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:45,499
And would you like to go
large with that?
674
00:43:46,013 --> 00:43:47,466
Showin' your face at last?
675
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,893
So what's it like in the land
of the straight-goer eh?
676
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:51,733
Yes, boss, no, boss, anything else, boss?
677
00:43:51,831 --> 00:43:53,456
Who you going to shag
at the Christmas do?
678
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:06,840
There's nothing like
a hard-earned pint.
679
00:44:29,027 --> 00:44:31,120
Don't forget,
we're all free up here.
680
00:44:31,548 --> 00:44:33,128
They can never crush the spirit.
681
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:43,340
"Thank you, Uncle Frank!"
682
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:46,547
How long can you rage
against the machine?
683
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,124
Against the dying of the light?
684
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:54,219
No man can live
entirely alone, isolated...
685
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:56,652
maybe two centuries ago,
but not now.
686
00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:02,139
The long arm of "progress",
of the law, is all-pervasive.
687
00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:05,979
So, what to do?
688
00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:09,184
Do we all, finally, conform?
689
00:45:12,258 --> 00:45:13,333
Submit?
690
00:45:17,586 --> 00:45:20,105
Do we fuck. You bring the fuckers
down from the inside.
691
00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:23,188
Let them think they've won
and just when they least expect it...
692
00:45:23,540 --> 00:45:26,486
...we, the people, will rise.
693
00:45:28,281 --> 00:45:30,519
Not that I'm one of you,
you uneducated twats,
694
00:45:30,664 --> 00:45:31,460
but you get the gist.
695
00:45:35,554 --> 00:45:37,663
There's more than one way
to skin a society.
696
00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:41,419
50 quid for a moggy.
697
00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,859
Here, 50 quid!
698
00:45:43,409 --> 00:45:44,842
Wait up, Frank.
You're not on the counter today.
699
00:45:45,225 --> 00:45:46,080
World of Burgers,
700
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,679
chicken deal.
World of Burgers, meal deal.
701
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,799
He's wrecking the place! Look!
702
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:52,219
That one's actually not bad.
703
00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,139
Welcome to management, Frank.
704
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:56,859
So what? You may not be the greatest
mother in the world. Who is?
705
00:45:56,860 --> 00:46:00,299
The second you think you know the answers
is the second you fuck it all up.
706
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:01,379
Cilla! Cilla!
707
00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:04,143
Get on the fucking floor now!
708
00:46:44,981 --> 00:46:47,372
The only thing
a smell test will prove
709
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:49,259
is that you can't tell
shite from sugar.
710
00:46:50,414 --> 00:46:50,910
Ready?
711
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,259
Little hint of vanilla, maybe.
712
00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:55,925
Go on. Dash of lime.
713
00:46:57,238 --> 00:46:58,075
Ready for the next!
714
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,016
Fuck me, that's yeasty.
715
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,008
That is very good.
716
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:02,914
Barley.
717
00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:04,109
Well done!
718
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,396
It's only cabbage.
719
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,818
That was like a fucking sniffer dog!
720
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:14,418
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