All language subtitles for Samantha Who s02e01 So I Think I Can Dance.eng

(samantha) there comes a time
in everyone's life

when they have
to leave the nest.

me--i've had two times,
because after a year

of recovering from amnesia
at my parents' house,

i was ready to either
spread my wings and fly

or fall to the ground
and get swallowed by a snake.

mom. mom.
dad. dad, can you...

regina...

release.

okay.

frank, make sure she uses...
(voice breaks) condoms.

okay.
(car engine starts)

oh, my god. frank, i'm home!
i have my own place.

can you believe it?
i can do whatever i want.

i can sing.
i can run around naked.

you can learn to tip, as long
as you're making a list.

♪ i'd like to find something

♪ i've got my best dress on

♪ and i'll play
from dusk till dawn ♪

(gabriella cilmi)
* and when you sleep tonight (humming)

* i'd hold my pillow tight

* i'd turn all the lights on

* ooh, i say, don't say

* that you're up to nothing

* you're sure up to something

i love this song.
aah! aah!

(music stops)
todd.

(chuckles)
i thought we talked on the phone.

y-you said
you were moving out. i was. i am.

i'm on my way to look
at a few places right now. really? are you sure

'cause you think i'm gonna
change my mind or something?

'cause you know what?
if that's the case, i just--

i feel it's gonna be really
weird for both of us, you know?

apartments.

bay windows.
that sounds nice.

yeah.

hello!

mom? dad?

hello?!

sweetheart, you're home.

hey, you look kind of thin.

she's been gone six hours.
yeah, well, i have to do laundry.

plus, i need
to take your spatula

because todd used mine
to clean hair out of the drain.

what are you guys doing?
we're practicing for the contest

at the walnut valley club
next week. oh. (laughs)

how old are you guys there?
you look so dorky.

that was last year.
oh.

we're using this
as a training film.

look. watch, howard.
there. right there. (rewinds tape)

see, our footwork
is really sloppy. mm.

well, i think
we look pretty good. no, "pretty good" is not

oh, i see
what this is about--

your little rivalry
with paula drake. yes, it is,

she beats me
at everything--

this and best tulips
and best chili cook-off.

oh, and that daughter of hers--
she's a doctor.

she's married.
she has two children.

you know, and you're single
and you're unemployed,

and after your coma,

you had to relearn
how to peel an orange.

hey, i got that in one day.

howard, honey, we've gotta
practice that grapevine,

or we're never
gonna get first place. well, third place is

that's something we could use.
hey, hey. what's this?

it's one
of your college recitals.

i was in a recital,
and you taped over it?

how was i supposed to know
you wanted to see that again?

i mean,
what am i supposed to think

every time i want
to tape an "oprah" that...

(singsong voice)
"oh, sam might get amnesia.

she might want to see
that first birthday party"?

i used to dance.

y-you know, i don't want
to sound conceited or anything,

but i'm pretty badass.

(howard)
yeah, you were incredible. yeah, you take after me.

feel that thigh.
yeah, hard as a rock. feel it.

later.
why didn't you tell me?

i mean, you point out every
lousy thing about my life,

but the one talent that
i do have, nobody mentions it?

we didn't want you
to get a big head.

i want to see it again.
i want to see it again.

shouldn't you be hunting
for apartments?

i set a few traps.
i'll check them tomorrow.

i know your game.

you have no intention
of looking for an apartment.

you're just gonna
keep mooching off sam. i was looking, okay?

you know, i thought
i had all this money coming

from this wedding i shot,
but the bride--

you know,
she didn't like the proofs. so what,

and you're gonna let her
get away with that? no, i left messages, e-mail.

i'm an attorney.
come to my office tomorrow,

and i'll show you
what else you can do. i just told you, i don't

are you slow? look, i get
to bring a bride to tears

and kick you
out of sam's apartment?

i should be paying you.

well, you know what? we should
switch things out before we go.

that paper towel holder
goes home with me.

this spatula goes
back to the city with you.

look at you.

you're all grown up,

got your own spatula.

i did a good job.

oh, crap!
what? what? what?

(lowers voice)
paula drake.

i know i should never
leave the house without a bra. i don't think

to make that a rule, mom.
what are you doing?

putting on lipstick.
she's my nemesis. she's your nemesis?

does she have
an underground lair? regina!

oh. h-hi!

i thought that was you.

what are you doing here?
buying a bra, i hope.

hi, paula.

samantha, hello.

how is your head injury
doing today?

i'm not brain-damaged.

i have my own spat... ula.

oh, regina,
did i see that you signed up

for the dance
at the club again?

oh, yes, you did.
yes, you did.

in fact, i think howard and i
are gonna give you and charlie

a little run for your money
this year. of course you will.

like i said at the chandler's
anniversary party...

oh, faux pas.
were you not invited?

anyway, i told everyone
that no matter how many times

the newlys lose,
they just keep on going.

they may be failures,
but they are not quitters.

hey, they're not failures
either.

of course they're not.

will you have a special seat
to watch your parents lose?

she won't be there.
she's moved back to the city. oh, no. i'll be there.

i'll be there, 'cause we're
gonna kick your butts. we?

yep, that's right. i am your
new partner, and i am excellent.

two women can't dance together
at the club.

oh, yes, they can, thanks
to those two nice gay lawyers

who just moved down the block.

it's a whole new world.
yeah, well, we made them cry, and we'll make you cry, too.

oh, yeah?
you want to see some crying?

'cause we're gonna bring you
to your knees

and not in some
cool dance move way. ah. what just happened?

i don't know, but i got
that same high i got

when i peeled that orange.
(chuckles nervously)

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i don't know
how it came out of me.

it's just that
this paula drake woman

was attacking my family,
and all of a sudden,

i just became like a mother cat
and my mom was my kitten,

and she was being swallowed
by a python or something. oh, a python's gotta eat.

what?
not a kitten person. surprising, i know, but...

excuse me.
dance competition?

why didn't you tell me
about this? oh, because i usually just--

we're in.
i have magic legs. ah!

no, we're not--
we're not dancing.

what do you mean,
we're not--we can win.

you are going down, newly.
i'm gon-- no. we can dance

but the walnut valley
dance competition

is the one night
i get to be on tech crew.

if it makes you
feel any better, though,

my mom and i are
kind of a lock to win. so... two women dancing?

you're thinking about
where the boobs go. anyone would.

so how's your dad, you know,
with you stepping in? i don't know. i don't know.

she's telling him right now.
god, i feel so bad, though,

because he looks forward
to this every year.

thank you, gay lawyer couple!

have fun with sam!

i'm off to the boat show!

ha ha ha ha! whoo!

we're thinking about
doing a cha-cha,

but we haven't
figured it out yet.

and we're gonna get these
little matching gold dresses,

and, oh, god,
it's gonna feel so good

to take this paula drake down.
paula drake, little matching dresses?

i'm just making sure
i have all the details

for when i repeat this story
at work. you are so not interested in this.

mm, no, i'm not interested
in this, and why are you?

i mean, you are
finally out of the sticks.

todd is almost
out of the apartment.

you're healing.
don't open the wound. this means so much

okay, maybe i'm not drinking
enough, because this is unclear.

you don't like your mother. you
don't show up at thanksgiving.

you--you--you send your
assistant to birthday parties.

you don't do christmas.

oh, sweet baby jesus.

where are these judges?
it's freezing out here. well,maybe if a certain shepherd

didn't dress like a $2 whore.
i have a date in half an hour.

oh, no, you don't.

it is christmas eve, young lady.
you get back here right now!

you're a member of this family!
oh, really? well, where do i sign to get out?

do not make me put down
this baby jesus! * silent night

okay, god, i can't wait
to put you into a home.

really. oh, god.
* holy night

(gasps)
there. i just won you a free ham.

♪ all is bright

i like it.
i think it's edgy.

okay, well, now i am
making it up to her,

especially if we win...
mm.

because do you know
how good of a dancer i am? uh, yes, i do.

ah!
we used to go dancing all the time.

oh, you used to shake it,

and you used to have
everyone watching,

and then i would swoop in,
and i would just spank your ass.

i love this song.
(jaconfetti) * we're gonna do it

ooh. yeah.
* hey, step up

* we're gonna do it,
we're gonna do it *

* step on up,
we wanna move until we drop *

* never gonna do it
like a picture crop *

* and play it one more time

* step on up,
we wanna move until we drop *

* never gonna do it
like a picture crop *

well, don't just stand there!
spank me!

* step on up before they do
another press stop *

* we love tue. t hippie hop

* and play it one more time

okay, you can do this.
you know how to dance.

samantha!

get up off the floor.

when your father pulls in,

he doesn't stop until he hits
that tennis ball.

(groans) i talked
to my doctor today,

and i have lost
my ability to dance.

oh, please. i swear, that man
just says things to upset me.

ow. no, mom,
it's the amnesia.

he says it happens
all the time.

he's seen people lose
their ability to play the piano

or to speak french.

last night i tried
to dance at the club,

and i unintentionally raised
$2,000 for my "problem."

samantha, when you were 4,
you couldn't dance either,

until i pushed you,

and i made you practice.

and then when you were 7, you
started bringing home trophies.

a newly never gives up.
oh, it's over, mom.

one good thing about my life,
and it's just gone.

i'm just gonna go get my stuff
and head back to the city.

unless you push me again.

no. oh, no, no, no, no.
that was hard on both of us.

oh, no, no. there were so many
tears, so many vodka tonics.

come on. come on. you just said
that a newly never gives up.

on themselves.

on each other, all the time.

(whispering) come on.

come on.

and turn. and turn.
and turn.

i don't see hips.
i don't see hips. that's my hip.my hip is out.

that's one hip. cha-cha-cha.
cha-cha-cha. it's my hip.

i wasn't ready.
i wasn't ready. all right, ready?one, two, really...

oh, wait!
i just can't--okay, but-- let go!

i don't see a dancer anywhere.
i am a dancer.

you are not a dancer.
i am so a dancer!

i can't hear you.
i'm a dancer!

then show me you're a dancer!
(bell dings)

oh, i'm sorry, honey.
i gotta turn the chicken over. (pants)

and round and round and step
and cha-cha-cha.

(gasps) that was it.
that was it. do that again. do it again. do it again.

i want to go. and back.
step, and that's my girl!

aah!
yes, yes, yes! you did it! you did it! good girl.

i think somebody deserves some ice cream.
i think someone deserves some fresh fruit.

i do have to lift you.

why should i pay some hack
for taking crap photographs

and ruining my wedding?
we really couldn't do any of this through e-mail?

look. jeffrey looks hideous.

he isn't even smiling,
and it's his wedding day.

there's nothing wrong with
these. your husband looks hot.

pay the man.
okay, i don't expect

somebody without a ring
on her finger to understand.

you just resent women like me
because you want what we have.

okay, one--i've probably
already had what you have,

and two--maybe there's
no ring on my finger

because i don't want one.

you don't know me.

oh, really?
career girl by day,

and by night, a long line
of meaningless affairs

with guys
who wouldn't remember you

if they bumped into you
on the street. am i close?

just putting off the day
when you find yourself dancing

next to girls who are
ten years younger than you,

and you realize
you've missed your window.

and you end up in
your lonely little apartment,

curled up in front
of the television,

eating your sad-looking
meat loaf for one

and wearing a sweatshirt

that says, "forget love.
i'm falling in chocolate."

okay. you know what?

i'm gonna take
a 10-minute recess.

no, i-i don't need
ten minutes.

i don't care
if you pay me or not,

because those pictures
are great. the problem is you.

excuse me?
because when i look at these, all i see is

a guy who loves his wife,
and all you see are the flaws.

i mean, you women complain
that there aren't any good guys

out there, and then you find one
who treats you well

and actually remembers that your
favorite flower is a daffodil

and held your hand
while you were in a coma... what?

even after
you cheated on him... okay, i never cheated.

and you still think there's
something better out there,

so you turn to the one guy who
actually loves you, and you say,

"you know what? we're not right
together. you have to move out."

well, you know what?
i am moving out, all right?

i don't care if i have to live in a box!
and for your information, a guy did offer to marry me,

and if that stick
would have turned blue,

i'd be living in scarsdale
by now. uh-huh.

hey, todd. it's me.
um, just wanted to let you know

that i am not gonna be coming
back to the apartment tonight

because i have to rehearse
my dance number

with my mom in the morning.

you know, it's kind of been fun
hanging out with her.

i didn't think that i would
really like--okay, nice beep.

all right. mom?
hey, i got the dresses! mom!

mom!

what are you doing?
it's not what it looks like.

you're practicing
for the contest with dad,

aren't you?
no!

we were smoking marijuana.
i am so hungry. who wants pie? there's pie.

here, dad.
i hope you can pull off

something
with spaghetti straps.

samantha.

you were making
real progress, honey,

but you--you only got
the one step.

now if the competition
was one step long,

that trophy
would have been ours.

oh, no, no, no.
you're right.

i mean, i was
just being stupid, you know?

we would
never have won as a team. oh.

plus, this is--this is
really the push i needed.

i mean, what am i doing
hanging out here all day,

dancing with my mommy,
right?

i'm--i'm an adult.

thanks for doing my laundry.

(inhales deeply) mmm.
that really does smell good.

what is that look for?

she said herself she knew
we couldn't beat paula drake.

she practically
moved back home.

you guys have been out
in that garage ten hours a day.

she did it to be with you.
howard, please. i know my own daughter.

she hasn't wanted
to spend time with me

since she was 12 years old.

can we please go back out there?
we've got a lot of work to do.

you know,
i think i'm done for tonight.

i don't even want any pie.

that bride messengered over
the check this morning.

there's enough here
for first and last month's rent,

plus security.
huh. what i said must have gotten through to her.

no, what you said
scared the crap out of her.

i had to talk her
out of a restraining order. great. so...

now i can move out.

yeah, and sam can get on
with her life. and there we are.

mm-hmm.
thanks, ann-drea.

on-drea.
right. hey.

and hey, listen. um...

you're not gonna end up alone,
making meat loaf for one.

and somewhere out there,

there's a girl
who's just gonna--

sorry. i can't do it.
it's too weird.

we tried.

(whispers)
who is that guy?

(man)
that was drake and romero!

you guys are next.

i will deny that we had
this conversation,

but i'm gonna give you guys
some extra light.

i was just warming 'em up
for you, regina.

where's charlie?
poor thing hurt his knee,

but fortunately,
my good friend mateo,

3-time international
ballroom dancing champion,

was able to be with me.
so when do i get my money?

now please welcome next
to the floor--

newly and newly...
and the cha-cha.

you ready, regina?

hurt your knee.

i think the expression is
"break a leg."

howard, i swear to god, if you
don't hurt your knee right now,

i'll break it with a pipe.

oh! oh!
the pain--it's on fire. oh!

all right, easy, de niro.

flamingo down. flamingo down.
weber and duncan on deck.

we're on!
i don't believe it. (panting)

what's going on?
are you okay?

i'm so happy you came.
oh.

i was afraid that was gonna be our last fight.
no, mom. i want to have lots of fights with you.

it's only been a year
since we started over, right?

what kid leaves home
after a year?

oh, it's getting worse.

it's like a branding iron
searing my flesh.

(under breath)
it hurts. we get it.

(man) so... last chance
for newly and newly?

not on your life. ready?

what? me?
mom, you won't win.

no, samantha, we won't win.

i was hoping you would ask.

here. take this. take this.
okay. oh, good. all right.

positions.
positions.

oh, my god. we're doing it.
head.

* lilly runs
when you look away *

(samantha)
you know when you think

something is going to go badly,
and it goes just okay,

so you think
it's going great?

it's probably worse
than you ever imagined.

(pink martini) * lilly runs
when you look away *

* lilly leaves kisses
on your collar *

* lilly, lilly, lilly, lilly,
stay *

all right, are you sure
you want more light?

because i was thinking
more darkness.

* pressed up
against the glass *

* he prays that she will pass

* now he's living
with his mother *

* lilly comes
when you stop to call her *

you know, we don't have to go
through this to see each other.

just come over.
i'll be there. it's good to know. thanks.

well, call first.
i do have a life. yeah.

(samantha)
okay, maybe i was wrong.

maybe i didn't lose every
good thing with my amnesia.

some things are in there
to discover.

some can be relearned.

and others,
if they're important,???

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