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Having amnesia is like
driving an obstacle course.
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I mean, I guess that's what it's like.
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Since my accident, no
one will let me drive.
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look at you.You could be a model.
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No, last time that I wore this,
mom, you said I looked cheap.
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Well, you do,but in different
clothes, you could be a model.
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You know what? I think I'm just
gonna wait outside for dena.
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I'm serious, honey.
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On sunday, I'm hosting a solution six
party, and I really need your help.
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Beep, beep! Oh! She's here.
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I'm serious. You're gonna love this.
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It's a revolutionary
new clothing system--
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6 pieces give you outfits
for 60 different occasions.
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It's like when jesus fed all
those people with bread and fish.
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Yeah, you know, I know that I don't remember
the bible, but I doubt it was anything like that.
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Well, honey, all my friends are
gonna be there-- even doris janney.
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Come on. Now that
you're back in my life,
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I kinda wanna show you off.
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Mom, that's actually sweet.
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And when doris sees you model,
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I'll finally have something to lord
over her and her "daughter the actress."
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You know what? I'm
gonna have to pass, okay?
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I really don't wanna spend my sunday
making some mother feel bad about her child.
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I don't see why not.
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You do it every other day.
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Ugh.
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come in.
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Hey. How's your dog?
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Well, much better.
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He really perked up
after he puked in my car.
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Ready to party?
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Hmm. You know what?
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I have a better idea.
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Wait here.
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daddy?
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Uh-oh.
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Have you asked your mother?
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No. Silly.
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No. I was just thinking about, you know,
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independence and freedom
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and how those are really keys
to being an american, you know?
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I mean, you like america,don't ya?
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You know who really loves
america? Your mother.
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Dad, can I please
borrow your car tonight?
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Not a chance.
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Yes! Why not? Come on, dad.
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The neurologist cleared me for
driving a couple of weeks ago.
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Great.Then borrow his car.
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Come on, daddy. The amnesia
only affected my memory.
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It did not affect my driving skills.
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You know what your driving
skills have gotten me in the past?
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Two busted garage doors and the death of a
squirrel that was like a little pet to me.
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You don't trust me.
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You don't think I've changed.
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Samantha,trust is not a given.
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It's earned.
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Look, I spend all day
explaining that to people.
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I don't wanna have to
convince my own parents.
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doggone it.
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This is why I said to ask your mother.
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don't be a stinker.Use
the blinker. Okay.
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Ten and two is good for you.
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Speeding's a thrill,
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but it can surely kill.
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And don't ride the damn brake.
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I don't have a rhyme for
that. Just don't do it.
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whoo!
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oh, my god! I'm free!
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I had the car windows down all day.
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You would have barely smelled anything.
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Oh, come on.You should be happy. You
don't have to drive me around anymore.
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I like driving you around. That's
why we're such good friends again.
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Oh, is that why
you're worried--
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that I was just your
friend for the rides?
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I'm afraid of how our friendship
will suffer when we're dead.Slow down!
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Okay, relax. I am in
complete control right now.
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Just being behind the wheel is bringing
back memories of driving and instincts,
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skills--
raccoons!
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Maybe raccoons, too.
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No, raccoons! Oh! Oh!
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oh.
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Raccoons.
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are you--are
you all right?
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Maybe.
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Was I holding a drink in
my lap before the crash?
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No.
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Then not so much.
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this is so not my fault.
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you can't see a raccoon at night.
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I mean, it's--
it's wearing a mask.
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See this speed?
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This is a nice speed. People
don't get hurt at this speed.
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My dad is never gonntrust me again.
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Good-bye, independence.
Good-bye, freedom.
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niCe knowing ya for... 6.2 miles.
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Please don't make me
ride with you again.
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I mean it.I'll do anything you want.
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Anything?
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But I'm scared.
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You said "anything."
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I've never broken the law before. This
seems like an ambitious way to start.
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Well, then you shouldn't
have said "anything."
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Now just quit whining and help
me, or else you're going in next.
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you know,it's not to late to...
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stop before it gets illegal.
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You know, right now we're just
pushing a car around a lake.
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That's good, clean fun.
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Just relax, all right?
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This is good.
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Everyone will assume that the car was
stolen out of the driveway overnight,
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and the insurance will buy a new one,
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and no one gets in trouble,
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and most importantly, my dad
will think that he can trust me.
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even though he can'T.
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you're pretty judgy for someone
who just dumped a car in a lake.
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wait. You are here.
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So where is the car?
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It's not in the driveway?
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I can't believe it.
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It played out
exactly like I said--
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car gone, insurance,
bing-bang-boom. Easy peasy.
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"Dureen"?
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It's dena.
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Did they ask about me?
Was I implicated at all?
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No, no.
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And neither of us will be, as long
as we do not tell anyone else, okay?
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I can do that.Okay. I've spent a
lifetime keeping everything inside.
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"Siddhartha"?
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Oh, it's sama-- oh,
forget it. Thank you.
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I've never done anything
like that before.
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Well, neither have I.
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Yeah-huh.
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Yeah, okay, but that was
old sam. That was bad sam.
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New sam is a good person who,
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just in an isolated incident,
made a rash decision,
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committed a small crime to
save her dear father's heart.
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Okay, because maybe it was
the moonlight or something,
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but you looked like something evil.
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Yes, i looked like,
but i wasn't, you know?
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It's like, um, you know, it's like when
a snake sheds its skin and, you know,
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you look, and the skin looks like it's a snake,
but actually, it's just a, you know, it's A...
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well, it's an empty shell.
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I really need to work on
my examples, but anyway,
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what I'm saying is I'm
not that person anymore.
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Where were you lasnight?
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Oh, my god.
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We didn't meet you at 8.
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We can totally explain.
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I'm waiting.
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Well, see, um...
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we were about to leave,and
I got a phone call.
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From who?
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My dog.
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It was about her dog. She
got a phone call from the vet.
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Are you two keeping something from me?
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No. Why?
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He called on a friday
night?That's apecial vet.
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Well, it's a special dog.
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What'd he say?
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Nothing. He's a dog.
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I meant the vet.
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He said that we should watch the dog.
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Why?
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Because he's special.
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So you should watch him?
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I was talking about the vet.
I was talking about the dog.
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What do you wanna know?
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Why didn't you answer your cell?
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I was on the phone.
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All night?
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With the vet.
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Impressive.
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Like I said--
he's special.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm getting a latte.
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what?
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Thought that went really well.
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ow!
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Oh, for crying out loud!
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Since when do we have an alarm?!
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Since your father spent
a fortune on one...
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but refuses to pay a
professional to install it.
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Well, I'm not gonna pay a professional
to do something any moron could do.
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Well, why are you doing it?
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Criminals were in our driveway,samantha,
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a few feet from where we sleep...
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occasionally in the buff.
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Well, all I can say is they
must have been high on dope.
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There was an entire pallet
of tulip bulbs on the porch,
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and they just left those.
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Well, don't, you know,
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overreact because of just
one s-stolen car, you know?
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I mean, cars get stolen all the time.
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It's--it's practically
a tradition.
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Two stolen cars.
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What do you mean, two?
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Oh, that's right. You have
that forgetting disease.
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My car was stolen four years ago.
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Just thinking about it makes
me need to chill some wine.
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Oh, now this is just the silliest
thing that you guys have ever done.
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That's not the only thing we did.
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Ta-da!
Ta-da!
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No.
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Yes!We got you a new car!
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Oh, guys, this is just
way, way, way too much.
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But you know what?
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It's not unwrapped,so
you can still return it.
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Sammy, this morning when I came
out and the car wasn't here,
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I was afraid you'd been in an accident.
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So there you are, dead,
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and your last thought would have
been, "my dad didn't trust me."
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Oh, no, no, no,don't say that.
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I was wrong.
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You have changed.
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You're not the same
person that you were.
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So here you
go,samantha newly--
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the keys to your brand-new car!
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oh, you sound like that man
on the game show. Say my name.
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Regina newly... let's go
inside and see what you've won.
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Oh! Ooh, look,it gave me chills.
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enjoy it, kid.
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Yay.
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the devil inside
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yeah, yeah
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samantha,What are you
still doing out here?
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Aren't you ever gonna
try out your new car?
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Yeah. Soon.
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Just, um, was it, uh,
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was it "ten and two works for you"
or "nine and three works for me"?
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I just don'T...
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you should see your
father.He is so happy.
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Oh, this morning when he
thought you'd been hurt,
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he told me he'd never been so worried.
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I was offended.
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I said, "what about that time
when I had those polyps removed?
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"I was under general anesthesia. Anything
could have happened.What if I had--"
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I pushed the car into a lake.
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You did what?!
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Some invisible raccoon with a mask
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made me crash into a tree,
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and I didn't want dad to think that he couldn't
trust me, so I panicked,and I sank the car.
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So you lied to us?
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Yeah. But I confessed.
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Did you see that?
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I-I confessed. I mean, old
sam wouldn't have done that.
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Your father felt awful about not trusting
you. This is gonna break his heart.
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No, no, please, please,please,
please don't tell him.
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Please, can trust me, okay?
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I just--I just
made a mistake.
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Look, I couldn't stand
it if I broke his heart.
254
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Well, I guess we've all made mistakes.
255
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,600
Mm-hmm, yeah.
256
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,600
We all have.
257
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,800
And I suppose telling him is
not gonna bring the car back.
258
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:27,900
Oh, no. No, it probably
won't come back at all.
259
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,600
You know how I hate
lying to your father.
260
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,700
But I guess I could...
261
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,500
keep this from him.
262
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,800
Thank you. Thank you.
263
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,900
I just need you to do one thing for me.
264
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,600
Oh!
265
00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:46,600
and this elegant
creation,"monaco nights,"
266
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,300
can be easily accessorized
267
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,800
by sliding the detachable cowl-neck
268
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,800
down into... a belt.
269
00:12:57,700 --> 00:13:00,300
keep smiling.Doris los
like she's gonna be sick.
270
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,500
Ooh, was that a nice walk?
271
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,600
Huh? Did we have a good walk?
272
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,500
andrea,
273
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,900
what are you doing here?
274
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,600
Oh, I just dropped by
to see how your dog is.
275
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,800
Oh. He's good. Thanks.
276
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,800
Yeah.
277
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,700
Don't thank me.
278
00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,400
Thank that special vet.
279
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,700
Okeydoke.
280
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,100
Well, I, uh, I'd love to
talk, but I gotta run, so...
281
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,500
don't worry. It's only
gonna take a minute.
282
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,900
Oh, my.
283
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,100
Probably less.
284
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,200
You can't hurt me. I have dogs.
285
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:38,100
Oh, what is this I have
here? Ah. Lemon cookies.
286
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,600
what do you wanna know?
287
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,500
sorry! Sorry! Close it! Quickly! Sorry!
288
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,900
oh!
289
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,700
What are you guys doing here?
290
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,000
Guess who cracked like an egg?
291
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,200
No, no, no. Oh!
292
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,300
Get, get, get! Dena.
293
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,500
What happened to a lifetime
of keeping things inside?
294
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,100
Her questions were really hard,
295
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:08,300
and plus I really enjoyed her
finally taking an interest in me.
296
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,800
nice scarf.
297
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,200
Thanks.It's also a casual skirt.
298
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,800
I can't believe you kept
a secret from me with her.
299
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,500
I tell you everything.
300
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,000
Okay, well, you know what?I'm sorry.
301
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,400
But you should be happy that I didn't
draw you into this web of deceit.
302
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,500
Honey, I'm an attorney. Web of
deceit is where I get my mail.
303
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,000
samantha.
304
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,000
We've still got 22 outfits left.
305
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,000
Oh, hi, andrea.
306
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,100
Oh, you know, there's a
perfect dress for you in here.
307
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,200
It looks just as good out at night as
it does stumbling home in the morning.
308
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,900
Oh, oh.
309
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,400
What is going on in there?
310
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,500
nothing.
311
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,300
My mother is blackmailing me
to model these stupid clothes.
312
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,400
Blackmailing?
313
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,000
Okay, I cracked, too.
314
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,200
She knows everything.
315
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,200
Everybody knows? We are going down!
316
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:50,900
Shh!
317
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,700
Oh, you're not going down.
318
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,600
Jeez!
319
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,800
Do you remember the night
of the sacrificial shoe?
320
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,200
Is that a nancy drew book?
321
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:58,800
Oh.
322
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,500
No, I don't remember it.
323
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,700
That's not really how it works.
324
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,800
Oh! The shoe.
325
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,300
Oh!
326
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,900
it's not moving.
327
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:17,100
Use your legs. That's why
god gave you those big calves.
328
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,100
Use your legs.It's your car.
329
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,100
You can never just do
something for me, can you?
330
00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:24,600
Why don't you just tell dad the truth?
331
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,300
Because the last time I had an accident,
332
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,100
he made me learn all these
stupid... safety rhymes.
333
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,300
I'm not going through
that again. Besides...
334
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,800
I don't want him to not trust me.
335
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,000
That's the scary face
she made at the lake.
336
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,400
Bad sam is back.
337
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,100
Oh, my god! There's my baby girl!
338
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,700
Oh,it's good to see you!
339
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
samantha!
340
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,000
What are you gonna do?
341
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,500
Right now I'm gonna go in there.
342
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,400
I'm gonna smile, turn this
tube top into a turban,
343
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,900
and then I'm gonna ruin her life.
344
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,900
Yes, mother? I'm coming.
345
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,100
Oh, no ?/
346
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,100
oh, damn it.
347
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,600
Hey, mom?
348
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,700
in here.
349
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,500
Look!
350
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,100
I'm repainting your old birdcage.
351
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,500
I didn't know I had any birds.
352
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,700
Well, you didn'T.
353
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,400
When you were little, we
put you in here to play.
354
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,700
You locked me in a cage?
355
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Well, you loved it.
356
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,900
You'd eat crackers, and you'd
repeat everything I said.
357
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,100
Oh, we had so much fun, till you
chipped your tooth on that seed cake.
358
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,700
Hey, you know what?
359
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,200
Uh, speaking of fun,
360
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:05,300
I was thinking maybe you and I could go down to
one of those places where you decorate pottery.
361
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,400
You know, maybe paint a little piggy
bank shaped like a cat or somethin'?
362
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,500
Oh, my lord. I've
always wanted one of thE.
363
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,300
Well,what are we waiting for?
364
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,000
That would be wonderful.
365
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,600
Oh, yes, and afterwards we could go
to the mall and get our makeup done
366
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,800
so you won't look like a
girl who's trying so hard.
367
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,600
this is gonna be so much fun.
368
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,800
Hey, mom, do you mind driving?
369
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:31,800
You...
370
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,900
mom! Where you goin'?
371
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,700
Don't you want your little cat bank?!
372
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,300
who are you calling?
373
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,200
A tow truck.
374
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,100
Where are the t's?!
375
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,000
Oh, you mean these?
376
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,400
Samantha newly,
377
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,200
you give me those
right now,or I swear--
378
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,000
what?What are you gonna do?
379
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,700
You gonna make me a dress-up doll
for some hideous convertible clothes?
380
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,800
that system is miracle!
381
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,700
No, it is not.
382
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,300
I looked in the bible,and
it's not even close.
383
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,300
I did not tell you to push
your father's car into the lake.
384
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,200
You made that decision
entirely on your own!
385
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,600
Yeah, but I wouldn't have thought
about it if it wasn't for you,
386
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:22,800
and then you knowingly make me
feel terrible and blackmail me?
387
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,800
Which makes you even worse.
388
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,000
Of course I am.I'm your mother!
389
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,300
And my mother was worse than me. You...
390
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,200
there is a streak of evil
391
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,600
that runs back in this family.
392
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,900
I am just praying that
it gets diluted over time.
393
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,600
Yeah, well,based on the parking lot
in lake piedmont, I'd say it's not.
394
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,600
Well, you never met your
great-grandmother ida.
395
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,700
Trust me.
396
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,900
Look, it is every generation's
responsibility to be better than the last.
397
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,200
You're lucky that I'm not
perfect. You'd have nowhere to go.
398
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,700
You know what?
399
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000
You're right.
400
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,700
I should be better than you,
401
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,400
which is why I'm gonna do
something that you could never do,
402
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,500
which is tell dad the truth.
403
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,300
And if you had any guts,
you would do the same thing.
404
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,300
You're kidding.
405
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,700
No. It's all true.
406
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,300
And you did this, too,regina?
407
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,100
I have no idea what she's
talking about.Poor thing.
408
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:31,000
Back to the neurologist, I say.
409
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,200
I'm really sorry, dad.
410
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,900
Please take my car back.
411
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,600
Sammy...
412
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,600
I spend a lot of time not
thinking about my emotions.
413
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,000
It's hard work,
414
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200
but it pays off.
415
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,000
Then the other morning when I thought
about you dead by the side of the road--
416
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,300
it just rushed in how
important you are to me.
417
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,800
So if it cost me a car to remember
that every time I seyou in it,
418
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000
I got off cheap.
419
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,500
So...
420
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,600
then I can keep it?
421
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,700
Yeah.
422
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,700
Yes!
423
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,300
I just need you to do one thr g me.
424
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,000
if my insurance found out
what your mother did, I'd fry.
425
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,300
Now come on.Use those legs.
426
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,800
I love you, dad.
427
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,300
You, too, kid.
428
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,200
so a bonk on the head does make
you free to change who you are.
429
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,600
But there are curves in
the road along the way,
430
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,800
and no matter how far you've
gone to be who you wanna be...
431
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,100
who you were is always behind you...
432
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,200
and closer than they appear.
433
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,100
It's so good
434
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,800
taking the road
435
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,600
and never look back
436
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,800
437
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:15,400
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