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***Coming up,the most successful new
comedy of the season,"samantha who?
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It's come to our attention that
you've accidentally taken home
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a pair of our courtesy flip-Flops,
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and unless you return
these and the last three
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Hi,uh,this is brian.
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I met you at that party,and
you tried on my hat. Remember?
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I said you looked cute
in it,but that didn't mean
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you could keep i fun
fact about samantha newly
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♪♪Before my amnesia,everyone hated me..
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Except a few people,like these two
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A childhood friend and,for
some reason,my ex-Boyfriend.
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So. I haven't seen you since
we were at the hospital
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hanging out,waiting for sam
to wake up out of her coma.
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Yeah.
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Good times,huh?
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I told you i was pregnant in confidence!
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Who does that to another person?
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And restssured,you'll be
hearing from my lawyer!
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They had to drain the entire pool!
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Look,youknew i was allergic to nuts.
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Okay,okay,i get it,i get it.
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Record greeting.
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I'm..
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Sorry!
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Leave a message after the beep.
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I am just not gonna
check the machine anymore.
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I mean,if those people wanna find
me,they can just hunt me down.
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No,no,that's not good.
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But those people don't know the new you.
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I'm having a great time with you.
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You know,hanging out..
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Kickin' it.
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B.F.F.S.
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Step off,beeyotch!I'll cap yo' ass!
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I have no idea where
that just came from.
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I just meant to say,"yes,me,too.
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" Ms. Newly,the tailor dropped
something off for you. I'll get it.
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So how did it happen,anyway?
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I mean,how did How did
you and i drift apart?
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Ohyou know how it is with kids.
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You know,one day you're climbing in each
other's bedroom windows latet night..
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And sharing secrets and drinking cocoa.
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You know,and the next day,one of you stands
up the other one at mccorkle's beef grindery
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to go ice-Skating with the
eighth grade cheerleaders.
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Oh,dena,i'm really
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Don't say anything.
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I'll just..
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Call your machine.
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- Here you are.
- Cool.
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Althea's bridal. Who?
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It's a bridesmaid'dress.
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- I'm a bridesmaid?
- I thinso.
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- In a wedding?
- I think so!
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Oh,who is this?Did the
Did the tailor know?
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Did they say anything at all?
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Only that you should ignore
the warning on the plastic bag.
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Feel free to use it as a toy.
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Somebody likes me!
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Where's all that mail that
i brought back from todd's?
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It's on your bed. Don't run in the house.
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She's a bridesmaid!
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- In a wedding?
- Yeah.
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You mean someone liked her?
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Yes,mother,it is
possible,despite my upbringing.
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Dena,look at this bathroom.
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There's the bathroom that i want.
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Well,we don't need a new
bathroom. Ours is fine.
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But we can afford it.
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And i want one.
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When we built this house,the
plumbing was Was state-Of-The-Art.
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Well,so was yours. Things change.
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I found it!I found the invitation.
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Valerie bromquist and trey wells.
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Who are they?Anyone?Anyone?
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Well,i knew a trevor chadney once.
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So you are cordially inved
to blah,blah,blah,blah,blah..
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Special lodging rates.. Salmon or beef.
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Here. Okay,the date is..
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Of course!
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It's today!
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Well,you're never gonna
make it,sweetheart. Yeah?
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Watch me.
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Somebody likes me,and it
is an honor to be asked
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and i am not gonna let down
my good friend victoria.
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Valerie. Whatever.
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It's at the hyperion hotel.
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Gee,these people must be loaded.
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Look,though. Look at the wedding
party rates. That i really reasonable.
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Holy cow,with
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With my hotel points,it's almost free.
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Oh,i've always wanted to stay there.
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Well,we have to stay
there. We can't afford not to.
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Okay,then we're allonna
go. But you gotta go,gotta go.
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Get ready,get ready.
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Okay,go!Go!
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All right,and,dena,you're
gonna be my date.
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Me?
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If i die tomorrow,i'll die a happy girl!
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Unless it's from something painful..
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Or slow,like being dragged by a train.
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A Champagne Reception
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Oh,good,they haven't started yet.
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All right,i'm gonna go
try to find veronica.
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No,wait,wait.
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Ve-Vee Van Van Vancouver.. Valedictor
Valerie!Valerie.
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All right,you go find a seat.
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And,mom,dad,you two take the
bags up,and i'll see you later.
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All right?
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Have fun.
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I don't know why you won't let
a bellman help you with those.
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No way.
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That's how these places get ya.
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What do i look like,some kinda..
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Rube?
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♪♪ todd.
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Sam.
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Oh,no. We were invited to this together.
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Oh,god,that's so sweet of you to still
come,but,you know,i-I brought dena.
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And,oh,this is so awkward..
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For you.
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I'm the photographer. You
got me this job.
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What are you doing here?
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Sam!Andrea.
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What are you doing here?
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Why does everyone keep asking me that?
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I am obviously in the wedding.
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Now come on. I don't want i
need to find the bride,okay?
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Valerie.
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Buh,bleh,ah.
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Get that bitch out of re.
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I found her.
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Disinvited?
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But she likes me.
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How could she disinvite
somebody that she likes so much?
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Oh,i don't know.
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It might be because you started a little
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wedding pool on how long
the marriage would last.
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Well,that's not very likable.
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Ordinarily,i'd find it hilarious.
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But i've spent way too much time getting
in with valerie to take your side.
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What do you mean,"get in"?
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Well,she's an old friend of yours,and
i finally got you to introduce me.
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Her family's loaded.
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They have a yach i want
friends that have a yacht.
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The fact that i was not disinvited
when you were is a very positive sign.
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In fact,you know,i probably shouldn't
even be seen with you right now.
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Okay,sorry,doll.
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To endure whatever comes..
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Dena?
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Gotta go. Let's ||.
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By taking each other's hand in
marriage,lerie and trey are..
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And their love is so powerful
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That love these two
beautiful people share in..
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- What?
- It allows them to become..
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Is the wedding over already?
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We just orred up an
artisanal cheese plate.
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No,we need to get our bags
because we are leaving.
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You mean quitting.
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Dena,i'm not gonna stay
somewhere where i'm not wanted.
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Well,it'sot that hard.
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You get used to it.
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Hello?
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Guess where i'm calling you from.
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- The bathroom.
- The bathroom!
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It's like the palace of
versailles in there Heated floors.
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- Regina,we have to have heated floors.
- We'll see.
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Why don't you guys just stay and enjoy
the room,and we'll just get a cab home?
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Why are you leaving?What
did you do this time?
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Why is it that you immediately
assume that i've done something wrong?
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I mean,i-I-I did
do something wrong.
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But was the old m and now
the new me has to leave.
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Oh,honey,i wish i could just put my arms
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around you and make
this whole thing go away.
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But it might be easier for everyone
if you just assumed a new identity.
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Yeah,get yourself a wig,not a cheap ||e.
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Can you do any accents?
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What do you think of
the name rose lafleur?
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Okay,stop it.
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She's not going anywhere.
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What are you gonna do?
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You're gonna run away every time
you meet somebody that you hurt?
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Spend five minutes with that valerie,and
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she'll see that you're
not the old you anymore.
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'Cause i'm not,huh?
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No,you're not.
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No. I'm not r.
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Thank you,dena. Thank you.
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You know what?I'm gonna go down there,and
i am gonna make valerie understand that
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and then i'm gonna make her forgive me,
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and then you and i are gonna rock
this wedding,and we are gonna bring it.
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- We're gonna bring it!
- And we are gonna rip it.
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We're gonna rip it!
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And we're gonna sock it to 'em.
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- That's all i got. That's it.
- That's all she's got.
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Sex.
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Well,we gotta hurry. The
cheese is coming.
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I am so sorry about that
wedding pool,but,you see,
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i don't know why i did it because..
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I have amnesia.
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Are you kidding me?
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You used that same excuse four years
ago when you crashed my maserati.
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Amnesia?Yeah.
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And you believed that?
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Security!
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- No,please,just wait
- Hey,it's okay,it's okay.
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- I-I got it. Come
on. Come on. - God.
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What are you doing?
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I am trying to apologize.
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That's what i'm doing.
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What's your angle?
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My angle?
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Oh,i don't know.
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I just really wanna stay for dinner
'cause the salmon looks so tasty.
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Because i've changed,that's
why,and i feel bad about what i did.
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Bad?Like,remorse?Like,"normalpeople"
bad?
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Yes,todd,like "normal people" bad.
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And i'm not gonna give up until she sees
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how thoughtful and
considerate that i can be.
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Daddy!
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Wait,wait.
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You know it is possible she is sorry.
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And you know how relentless she is,so
if you don't want her at your honeymoon,
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just hear her out.
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One minute.
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- Go.
- Okay,thank you.
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Listen,um,can we..
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So are you buying this
"new and improved" sam?
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Do you think she's changed?
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Yes,i do.
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That would be nice.
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Remember thamean clerk
at the hospital gift shop?
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What was her deal?
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Well,you are.
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You're very lovely..
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What's she doing?
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- Apologizing.
- Apologizing.
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What's her angle?
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- No angle.
- No angle.
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Apologizing?
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Crafty.
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Just when you think
she's gosha zig,she zags.
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Sam I want you back in my wedding party.
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You do?
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I do,and you must sit at my table.
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I must?
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Oh,come on,girls.
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We have to fix our makeup for pictures.
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Aw,see?
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Yeah,what did i say?
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I told you not to quit.
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So we're gonna sit at table 7
255
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,230
Oh,oh,actually,i'm gonna beitting
at valerie's table,so i'll
256
00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:47,350
I'll just catch up with you later,okay?
257
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Yay.
258
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:58,000
"And i come out of my tent to see
sam halfway up the trail already,
259
00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,980
not a stitch of clothes on..
260
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,950
Never looked back.
261
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,360
I didn't have trouble
getting a ride home,though.
262
00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,170
Snake!
263
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,510
I'm funny. Did you know i was funny?
264
00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:15,080
Yes.
265
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,330
God,if we were on a yacht right now,
266
00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:19,930
i'd fall overboard from laughing.
267
00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,430
Chew this time.
268
00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:34,360
I'm not gonna save you twice.
269
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:38,510
I went through all that
bridesmaids crap so one time
270
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,730
i wouldn't have to sit
at the losers' table.
271
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,060
Then that one has to show back up again.
272
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,220
Yeah,that one.
273
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,030
I can wait,though.
274
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:48,620
It's happened before,and she
always lets me back in eventually.
275
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,060
How do you know the bride?
276
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She's my sister.
277
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,760
Hi. Uh,i was just hoping i
already sent them something.
278
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- You wanna danc
- i don't know. What's your angle?
279
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Yes!Come on!
280
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♪ i could cry..
281
00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:34,060
♪ among other things,i-I seem
to have forgotten how to dance.
282
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,060
Nah,you're a You're a
quick study. Follow me.
283
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:40,730
♪♪ hey,i'm funny.
284
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Did you know i was funny?
285
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:44,090
Yes.
286
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,430
Yes,and like all great
comics,there's a dark,
287
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evil clown lurking behind the laughter.
288
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♪ what?
289
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,990
Nothing,it's..
290
00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:00,250
I just ki|| of like this new you.
291
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,060
It's sort of the best
of old you without..
292
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- The lying and the
cheating,selfish,high-Maintence - Sam.
293
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But pretty.
294
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♪♪well,you better be
careful,because,you know,
295
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you might just fall
for me all over again.
296
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♪ come on. Time for toasts!
297
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Let the help get back to work.
298
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♪ but wait. Where's valerie?
299
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Oh,she's outside or something.
300
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That hot gomsman went to find her.
301
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♪♪ to the single girl,a vanishing breed.
302
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,210
Another one bites the dust. Oh,god.
303
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,690
Oh,my god,it's paul.
304
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,510
Mmm,look at you.
305
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,460
Paul makes you all tingly,doesn't he?
306
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,670
Uh,he's trey's friend.
307
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,460
That's notn answer.
308
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,770
I'm getting married.
309
00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,730
So it's your last chance.
310
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,410
Not necessarily.
311
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:11,110
You guys are so bad.
312
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,490
No,it's only bad if you get caught.
313
00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:17,030
You'll never tell?Tell?
314
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:19,370
Ho||y,i'm probably not
even gonna remember.
315
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,750
Did valerie do something with
him at the bachelorette party?
316
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:26,810
No.
317
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Gross.
318
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:29,370
They went back to her place.
319
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,220
Saw you two dancing.
320
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,850
Doesn't she seem like a
totally different person?
321
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,600
I was just thinking the same thing.
322
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,540
Yeah,well,she's not.
323
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:51,290
What are you talking about?
324
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,090
Old sam's still right there,
325
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:56,120
ready to dump you if,you know,
326
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:59,050
something better comes
along,ready to ditch you..
327
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,290
Again for the cool kids.
328
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,720
She did that?
329
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,840
Man,she's good.
330
00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,070
I can't believe i got sucked in.
331
00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:09,590
I got sucked in.
332
00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,870
But you?Yeah,you should not.
333
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:14,910
You're a good guy and decent..
334
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,290
Extremely attractive..
335
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,540
And interesting.
336
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,450
Good evening.
337
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,730
Anyway,when i first met this guy,
338
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:44,550
he was thin and fit with rock-Hard abs.
339
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,300
Now the only thing
that's thin is his hair,
340
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,500
and the only thing
that's hard is his liver.
341
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,930
He's all yours,val.
342
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:57,080
Now i want sam to toast us.
343
00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:57,890
- Sam?
- What?
344
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:01,300
- No.
- Yes. No,you have to. It's my wedding.
345
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,410
Sam is so funny,you guys.
346
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,960
Listen to her toast,everybody.
347
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,420
Go ahead,sam.
348
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:16,400
Okay..
349
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,880
Marriage.
350
00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:21,240
What is marriage?
351
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,350
That's not funny.
352
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,020
Shut up,jeanine!
353
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,940
Well,let's just.. Let's,um,break
it down,right?
354
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:32,850
Um,"mare," from the latin meaning "sea..
355
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,340
" And,um,"aige"..
356
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:39,010
It's the edge of the sea.
357
00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:41,570
It's like sailing.
358
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,390
It's like sailing over
the edge of the sea
359
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,690
into uncharted waters.
360
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:52,360
Right?I mean,you're all sailing folk.
361
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,020
It's a new beginning.
362
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,570
And And And you know what?
363
00:16:57,670 --> 00:17:01,390
Who among us doesn't
need a new beginning?
364
00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:02,920
Or forgiveness?
365
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:05,820
I me,if i'm getting
it,shouldn't everybody else?
366
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,480
Right?No matter what they've done,
367
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:13,120
whatever mistakes or
indiscretions or acts of just..
368
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:17,360
Downright betrayal,as long
as they just promise to
369
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,500
To never do it again,i feel
370
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,770
Bitch!I knew you would
pull something like this.
371
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:22,870
- But i'm
- It was valerie's idea.
372
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,260
Paul?She made me do it.
373
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,330
- Val?
- Paul?
374
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,870
- Daddy!
- I slept with trey.
375
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,390
- What?
- We were drunk.
376
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,780
You're always drunk!
377
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,390
- No,i'm not.
- Yes,you are!
378
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,190
On the plus side,at least
i won the pool. Stop it!
379
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,880
All right,first of all,hide that knife.
380
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,420
I'm gonna go find
dena,and i'm gonna go home.
381
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,940
Those people are horrible.
382
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,730
Well,maybe you should
stay. You fit right in.
383
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,900
What?What do you mean?
384
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,830
Ask your friend dena.
385
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,270
Oh,right. She already left.
386
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,570
Mom?
387
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,330
I'm in here,hon!
388
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,050
Mom,where's dena?
389
00:18:11,710 --> 00:18:13,960
Oh,please tell me that she's
taking a shower with you.
390
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,350
Oh,she came and got some of her things.
391
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,510
She said she was taking a cab home.
392
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:20,510
But i brought her some cake
with little adulterers on it.
393
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,460
Oh,god,i ditched her all day.
394
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:28,370
I was so obsessed with making
someone who doesn't like me like me,
395
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,670
that i hurt the one person who does.
396
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,670
And what is this little
potty that i'm sitting on?
397
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,460
Oh,that's a bidet!
398
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,420
Isn't it cute?
399
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,790
I'm gonna get one for our w bathro.
400
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:41,280
All right,well,i-I have to
find her,so can we just leave?
401
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,315
No chance. Checkout isn't
till 12:00 tomorrow,and
402
00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:45,250
we're not giving them one second back.
403
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,790
That's weird.
404
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,150
Climbing into my BFF's window
405
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:05,350
- Sam
- Dena,can i co Can i come in?
406
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,290
No.
407
00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,630
Mr. Cellophane,kill!
408
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:10,940
- Please,justJust open up.
- I can't.
409
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,790
The windowsill's painted shut.
410
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,680
Oh,now that's just bull.
411
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:20,740
You okay?
412
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:27,520
Huckles**
413
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:33,300
Look,dena,i am so sorry about tonight.
414
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,500
I mean it.
415
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,070
There is nobody who
is sorrier than i am.
416
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,030
Well,of course not.
417
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,820
You've had so much more practice.
418
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:44,430
Look,i realize that knowing me is risky.
419
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,840
I mean,you never know when
old sam's gonna come out
420
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:49,200
and just do really horrible things.
421
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,460
Now i'm..
422
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,620
It's like i'm like I'm
like a werewolf,you know?
423
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:56,410
All of a sudden,a full moon
comes out from behind the clouds,
424
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,000
and next thing you
know,i'm all hairy and
425
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,090
And i'm biting out your neck.
426
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:02,090
Okay,you're kinda creeping me out.
427
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:05,470
Look,i'm just trying to say that if
you ever see the old sam come out,
428
00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,460
just tell me..
429
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,250
Or shoot me with a silver bullet.
430
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,660
It's your call.
431
00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,830
I'll put a cap in your ass.
432
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,010
Want some cocoa?
433
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,420
Yes.
434
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,300
Uh,you know what?
435
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:28,070
'S actually kinda Kinda
fun coming in this way.
436
00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,590
Not that fun since all
the tree rats moved in.
437
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,480
Did todd say anything..
438
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:44,300
About anything tonight?
439
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,660
Just that i'm a big old disappointment.
440
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:49,740
So..
441
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,420
Was he a good kisser?
442
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:52,980
I don't know.
443
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:54,920
Why?
444
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,660
Oh,i don't know.
445
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