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For ten items or less, I
can help you over here, sir.
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Hey, if you don't
have your rewards card,
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don't worry about it.
I'll let you use mine.
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We need some more peanut butter,
the organic type, and eggs...
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and coconut water, the
one with the flakes in it.
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All right, Junior, we
talked about this, man.
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You can't come over to my house
and take stuff out of my kitchen.
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- Unless of course it's my mom.
- I can't remember.
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Did we talk about me coming
over and asking for money?
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- No, and hell, no.
- Before you say no...
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I'm having a cash flow situation.
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My investments haven't yielded the
returns I have been anticipating.
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You mean you didn't win the Powerball.
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A bunch of cafeteria
workers in Fresno screwed me.
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[sniffs]
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Why do you smell like lemons?
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[chuckles]
[sniffs]
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Ooh! With jasmine undertones.
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It scares me that you know that.
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I was at Barneys and
this beautiful woman
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at the makeup counter
sprayed me with perfume.
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Yeah, I get sprayed a lot too,
but usually they're blowing
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- a whistle at the same time.
- No, not like that.
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This woman and I had
an instant connection.
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Really?
Did you take her into the dressing room
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or right there behind the counter?
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Sasa! Sasa! Sasa!
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No, Junior. An emotional connection.
Like, like, we just clicked.
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I was like I knew her, you know?
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Even her name sounded familiar.
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Suzanne Duval.
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Wasn't she that lady that killed
her kids in North Carolina?
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Yeah, Junior, that's
her, and she's on the lamb
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in Beverly Hills, spraying people with
perfume to throw 'em off the scent.
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Wait a minute.
Is that my new iPad?
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Hey, I keep strict inventory
of everything I take from this house,
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so that one day, I could repay you.
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If you notice, item number one?
Your iPad.
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Oh, George, George, check this out.
Is this your perfume lady?
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Yeah, that's her.
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"Suzanne Duval,
founder and CEO of Lumineer Cosmetics."
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Wait a minute. Let me see that.
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Junior, it says right here
she's the fifth-richest
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- woman in the country.
- Yeah.
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But why wouldn't she tell me that?
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Isn't it obvious?
If she has more money than you,
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then she's the one with the
power in the relationship!
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She'll be the man, you'll
end up being the lady.
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That's crazy.
I've been around powerful women before.
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George, you can't argue with nature.
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Like daddy always says, "the man
has to be in the power position."
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What do you know about
the power position?
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You're stealing groceries
out of my refrigerator.
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1x10 - Rich Girl
[groovy rock music]
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'Sup, fool?
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Wow. What smells so good?
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I'm making bunuelos, mijo.
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Bunuelos? Hey, what the hell?
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And I'm making homemade tortillas.
Corn and flour.
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Okay, wait a minute. No, really.
What's going on?
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What do you mean, "what's going on?"
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I can't do something nice for my son?
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No, you can't. What's going on?
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George...
give me your hand.
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Come on, mijo.
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Give me your hand.
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[sizzles] Aah!
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Son a bitch! What the hell?
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- Now, go ahead, do it again.
- Why would I do that again?
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Because you never learn.
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If you go ou with that woman tonight,
you're gonna get burned again.
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Another white whore.
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Okay, listen, mom.
Suzanne is not Mackenzie.
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Well, I'm sorry.
I get your whores mixed up.
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I'm just going on a date with Suzanne.
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- I'm not marrying her.
- She's gonna run all over you.
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They always do.
You never speak up for yourself.
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Can I tell you something
and you won't get mad?
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- Oh, no.
- You should have married Sonia.
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Mom, Sonia again?
She weighs 300 pounds!
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And you don't?
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Yeah, she's fat now, but you could
have had her when she was thin.
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190.
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Are you gonna eat these?
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Otherwise I'm just
gonna throw them away.
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Send them to Sonia.
She'll eat 'em.
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That's true.
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So, Suzanne, when you're not working
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the perfume counter,
what do you like to do
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in your spare time?
Cycling? Yoga?
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Take your company
public for $80 a share?
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- You googled me.
- [chuckles] My idiot cousin did.
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Hey, how come you didn't say
anything when we first met?
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Well, I wanted to, but
I was having too much fun
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playing the perfume spritzer
and the sexy customer.
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Is that like the pool boy
and the lonely divorcee?
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'Cause I've played that, but I'm
always the pool boy. [both chuckle]
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Well, there... there
was another reason too.
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Most men are intimidated by the
idea of dating a powerful woman.
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Most men are.
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- I... am not.
- Mm. Good.
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Well, now that we have
everything out in the open,
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- let's get a drink.
- All right.
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What should we have?
Wine? Beer?
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La Energia?
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Aha! [laughs]
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- You googled me too.
- My assistant did.
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Why didn't you tell me you
were a sports drink mogul?
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Were you worried the
counter girl was gonna go
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all gold-digger on you?
[chuckles]
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Well, I think the important
thing is that we're two days
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into a relationship and we're
already lying to each other.
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[both laugh]
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I think we're off to a good start.
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I think wee off to a great start.
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Did we settle on a wine, Se�or Lopez?
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Yes, Martin, we'll
have the '96 Opus One.
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[Martin] Ah, excellent.
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's just my favorite.
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Did you want to get something?
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No, no, no, no. That's fine, Suzanne.
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I mean, I like a woman
that can take charge.
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Good.
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I was gonna order a box of
house red with two nozzles.
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[laughs] I'm sorry.
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[George] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm sure your $300 bottle of wine
will be just fine.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my god.
You're Suzanne Duval.
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I am so in awe of everything
you've accomplished.
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What are you doing with him?
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Excuse me?
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- Suzanne, this is my ex-wife Mackenzie.
- Hi.
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- I hope this isn't awkward.
- No, it's fine. I'm done with him.
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I just want you to know
that I would be lost
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- without your makeup.
- Oh, please.
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Oh, no, no, she's right.
Suzanne, you are a miracle worker.
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I've seen her in the morning.
That green stuff she puts on?
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She looks like a hungover
Kermit the Frog.
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[giggles]
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Um, I know how generous you are
in supporting worthy causes.
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I'm hosting a charity
auction here Saturday night
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to benefit anaphylaxia.
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I would be so honored if you
could attend with George...
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or whoever.
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Well, actually, Saturday night, Suzanne,
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I was thinking that maybe you
and I might drive up the coast and...
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I love charity auctions.
We'll be there.
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Oh, terrific!
Oh, thank you so much!
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Yes, Mackenzie, "thank you so much."
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[cell phone rings]
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I'm sorry. I have to take this.
Excuse me, George.
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- It was so nice to meet you, Mackenzie.
- It was so nice to meet you.
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I need Suzanne at this
auction Saturday night.
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So whatever you do, don't let
her see you naked before then.
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[vehicle approaches]
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[woman screams on TV]
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Daddy! Daddy, wake up!
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Wake up! Georgie's home.
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[grunts]
[groans]
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Daddy, don't make me get
the car battery again!
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Wake up!
[vehicle door closes]
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Junior...
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why did you rousted
me out of my slumber?
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Georgie is home with the
lady from the perfume.
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Ah! The lady from the perfume.
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You know, I've never been
walked to my door by a woman
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after a date before.
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[chuckles]
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So... how does this go?
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Look at him, daddy.
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Laying the groundwork
and then laying the pipe.
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[Tio] Yeah, he's doing the
chitty-chatty right now.
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You are so cute, George.
Well, we stand here,
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we look at each other and smile...
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and then you start wondering
if I'm gonna kiss you.
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[giggles]
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[Junior] This is where
he's gonna make his...
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[Tio gasps]
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[Tio] She went in first!
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[grunts]
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I'm getting warm watching, daddy.
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Close your eyes and don't
get so close to me, mijo.
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Wow.
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Oh...
Aye. That was really something.
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This was fun.
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- So, the auction...
- Yeah.
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Can you give me a little hug?
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[mouths silently]
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[mouths silently]
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So, the auction... I'll
have my driver pick you up.
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Oh, you know what?
I thought I would drive.
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Maybe we could have a drink before.
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I'm never out of the office before 7:00.
I'll send my driver.
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- Good night, George.
- Mmm, good night.
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[slap]
[laughs]
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Okay.
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It's 1:00 in the morning.
Somebody better be dead.
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Yeah, something's dead
all right... your manhood.
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What are you fools even talking about?
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You should have been the first
to wield the tongue, not her.
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Junior's right.
You're assering the woman's role!
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That's ridiculous.
What do I care if she's the one
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who decides what we have for dinner
or who kisses who?
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Whoa! You let her decide
what you had for dinner?
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[groans]
Ay que lastima, Georgie.
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Well, look, I don't need to hear this.
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- What are you guys even doing here?
- Look, we want you to facilitate
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an introduction to your lady friend
so that we can pitch a cologne
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that will dominate the ever expanding
$1.2 billion male fragrance market.
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Not to mention the
$75,000 latino market.
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George, George...
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daddy's sweat attracts women.
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[Junior] Right? Come on.
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- Imbibe the essence.
- Oh, come on.
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- Take a whiff.
- Take a whiff!
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- I'm not gonna smell you.
- Take a whiff!
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Put your arm down!
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- You're repulsed, right?
- Yeah.
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Let me tell you why.
Because you're a man.
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Women find my
"pheromonies" irresistible.
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When he walks through the
food court in the mall,
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ladies flock to him like ducklings.
Isn't that right, daddy?
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George, it's an
embarrassment of bitches.
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If only we knew someone...
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who knew someone in
the cosmetic business
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- to bottle it up and make us all rich.
- Hint, hint.
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Look, I'm not introducing
you to Suzanne.
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No no, Georgie, look, look.
No names have to be exchanged, okay?
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You just get me close to her
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and my muskets will
take care of the rest.
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That's for you.
It's from your sugar mama.
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- You opened my gift?
- I thought it was for me.
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Chew toys don't usually
come in a box this big.
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Hey, and Suzanne is
not a sugar mama, okay?
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She's a classy lady.
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- Silk pajamas?
- It says your classy woman
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wants to rip these off you
at the Four Seasons tonight.
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Who's the chew toy now?
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00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:09,839
George, here...
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00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:14,544
is the brochure for the auction.
243
00:12:14,612 --> 00:12:18,181
I circled a few of the
more high-end items.
244
00:12:18,249 --> 00:12:21,384
I... I'm really counting on Suzanne
to drop some major cash tonight.
245
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A lifetime supply of La Energia?
246
00:12:23,788 --> 00:12:26,422
- Who donated that?
- You did.
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But that's not one of
the more high-end items.
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00:12:28,692 --> 00:12:30,693
[Alma] George, I gotta...
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- Ooh.
- Oh.
250
00:12:33,931 --> 00:12:38,301
Hey, man-whore.
You dropped your lingerie.
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These are nice.
Silk.
252
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:46,176
- Did Suzanne get them for you?
- She did.
253
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:49,345
I didn't realize you were at
the pajama buying stage.
254
00:12:49,413 --> 00:12:52,015
She sure goes after what
she wants, doesn't she?
255
00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:53,716
What are you trying to say?
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00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:57,987
That I should've been the one
that yielded the tongue first?
257
00:12:58,055 --> 00:13:01,291
No. And "ugh!"
258
00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:05,195
I just didn't... I just...
you know, I just thing things
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are moving kind of fast for you guys.
260
00:13:07,331 --> 00:13:08,631
It sounds like you're
a little bit jealous.
261
00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:10,934
Jealous? Ha!
Please!
262
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,302
Well, let me tell you somethiing.
263
00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:14,170
It's refreshing to finally
be in a relationship
264
00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:17,874
with someone that I connect with
emotionally, spiritually.
265
00:13:17,942 --> 00:13:20,443
Is that why there are no bottoms?
266
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[applause]
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00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:30,787
Okay.
This is very exciting.
268
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Our next item... a ride-along
with Sky Captain Bob
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in the Channel 6 traffic copter.
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Let's start the bigging at 1,000.
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- 1,000.
- Great.
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Suzanne. Again.
273
00:13:44,268 --> 00:13:46,736
Do I hear 2,000?
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You!
2,000. Do I hear 3,000?
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5,000.
[audience gasps]
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Sold!
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[cheers and applause]
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You really do have deep pockets.
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Some might even say bottomless.
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00:14:03,621 --> 00:14:06,556
Moving right along,
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This'll come in handy later, huh, babe?
[both chuckle]
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00:14:10,694 --> 00:14:13,296
- Yeah, you know, about that...
- Is something wrong?
283
00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:15,098
Well, it's just that in the, you know,
284
00:14:15,165 --> 00:14:17,834
last three days, you...
you bought me dinner,
285
00:14:17,902 --> 00:14:19,302
you know, you kissed me first.
286
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:23,506
[chuckles] You grabbed my ass.
I'm not complaining.
287
00:14:23,574 --> 00:14:26,809
And then you, you know, booked
us a suite at the Four Seasons.
288
00:14:26,877 --> 00:14:28,344
You don't like the Four Seasons.
289
00:14:28,412 --> 00:14:30,280
Oh, no, no, no.
I love the Four Seasons.
290
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,614
I mean, it wasn't that long ago
291
00:14:31,682 --> 00:14:34,918
I could only afford two seasons.
[both chuckle]
292
00:14:34,985 --> 00:14:36,586
But, you know, since we met,
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you've called all the shots.
294
00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:40,223
Oh, come on, George.
295
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,325
I thought you were secure
in your manhood than that.
296
00:14:42,393 --> 00:14:46,262
[chuckles] No, I-I am.
It's just that I'm starting to feel
297
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:52,368
- a little bit like an object.
- Mm, a handsome, sexy object.
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00:14:52,436 --> 00:14:55,038
[shouting]
Our final item for the night,
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we've saved the best for last.
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A romantic lovers' weekend
in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
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[applause]
302
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:08,051
- You know, babe, I've got it.
- No, I've got it, honey.
303
00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:10,820
- No, sweetie, I've got it.
- No, lover, I've got it.
304
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Bitch, I got it.
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00:15:16,994 --> 00:15:18,795
$5,000.
306
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,096
[audinece gasps]
307
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:24,067
- Any married couples?
- 6,000.
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00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:25,601
[audience murmurs]
309
00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:27,670
Do I hear 7,000 from somebody else?
310
00:15:27,738 --> 00:15:31,741
- Anybody else. Please?
- Huh. 7,000.
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00:15:31,809 --> 00:15:32,642
[gasps and murmurs]
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10,000.
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[murmuring continues]
314
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:39,415
- 11...
- 15.
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00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:44,120
[oohs and ahhs, applause]
316
00:15:44,188 --> 00:15:48,424
- What is your problem?
- Nothing. I'm just having fun.
317
00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:51,494
Okay, well, can you have
fun with your paddle down?
318
00:15:52,562 --> 00:15:54,230
I'm confused, George.
319
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:57,367
You told me you weren't
threatened by a strong woman.
320
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:58,968
I'm not threatened by a strong woman.
321
00:15:59,036 --> 00:16:02,538
I'm threatened by a weak man,
which is how you're making me feel.
322
00:16:02,606 --> 00:16:06,676
Okay, I want my manhood back.
And I'm willing to pay...
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00:16:06,744 --> 00:16:09,078
$20,000!
324
00:16:09,146 --> 00:16:12,215
[loud gasps, applause]
325
00:16:14,852 --> 00:16:18,221
Going once. Going twice.
326
00:16:18,288 --> 00:16:20,423
Harold, I know your wife just died,
327
00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:23,793
but I hear Cabo is a
great place to grieve.
328
00:16:23,861 --> 00:16:27,030
All right. Fine.
Sold!
329
00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:30,251
To the man who's dating
way above his pay grade.
330
00:16:30,286 --> 00:16:32,802
[cheers and applause]
331
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:40,977
So that's how you want
this thing to end, huh?
332
00:16:41,045 --> 00:16:43,880
Yeah. That's how I
want this thing to end.
333
00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:48,084
Hmm. It's too bad, George.
334
00:16:48,152 --> 00:16:53,090
Well, enjoy your romantic
lovers' weekend... alone.
335
00:17:00,898 --> 00:17:04,803
I just spent $20,000 to
send a Mexican to Mexico!
336
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:07,437
[cheers and applause]
337
00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:14,857
You don't have to be that happy.
[laughter]
338
00:17:22,795 --> 00:17:25,830
Thanks to your generous donations,
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00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:27,165
you are now looking
at the most successful
340
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:31,336
fundraiser in the history
of Woodlands Country Club.
341
00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:33,204
Hey, congratulations.
342
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:36,341
And once again, my pain is your gain.
343
00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:43,047
I'm sorry it didn't
work out with Suzanne.
344
00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:44,816
- No, you're not.
- No, I'm not.
345
00:17:44,883 --> 00:17:48,319
[chuckles]
Hey, so you were jealous.
346
00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,755
Maybe I was.
347
00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:53,157
I mean, you were never jealous of me
going out with women before.
348
00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:57,195
- I mean, why her?
- I'm still trying to figure it out.
349
00:17:57,262 --> 00:18:00,365
It's not like she's that
much more beautiful than you.
350
00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:03,534
You know, in my head, that
started out as a compliment.
351
00:18:06,872 --> 00:18:09,407
I guess it was seeing you
with such a successful woman
352
00:18:09,475 --> 00:18:12,043
brought home how little I've achieved.
353
00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:15,246
You know, at this point,
I thought I'd have a real career.
354
00:18:15,314 --> 00:18:19,650
Not just... filling my time
curing diseases that aren't even fatal,
355
00:18:19,718 --> 00:18:23,087
just... annoying.
356
00:18:23,155 --> 00:18:26,157
Don't sell yourself short, Mac.
You've done a lot with your life.
357
00:18:26,225 --> 00:18:29,861
You've had a very successful divorce.
358
00:18:29,928 --> 00:18:31,929
You've done a lot with your life.
359
00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:33,965
It's all right. I get it.
360
00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:38,536
You know, La Energia hadn't taken off
and we had Harper.
361
00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:40,204
I had to drop out of design school.
362
00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:44,809
You know, somebody's dream
had to take a backseat.
363
00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:46,911
You wouldn't understand.
[glass clinks]
364
00:18:46,979 --> 00:18:48,846
Well, you know what?
Actually, I would.
365
00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:51,082
I mean, I just spent some time
366
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:53,284
riding in the backseat
of someone else's life.
367
00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:56,120
- It's not a lot of fun, is it?
- No.
368
00:18:56,188 --> 00:19:00,291
Her driver thought I was the driver.
369
00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,593
Hey, if you don't
like your life, fix it.
370
00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:04,562
How? By beating you to death
371
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:07,365
and becoming a rich widow?
[chuckles]
372
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:08,833
No, I'll tell you what.
373
00:19:08,901 --> 00:19:11,869
If you make this putt,
I'll invest in your dream.
374
00:19:11,937 --> 00:19:14,105
- Really?
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
375
00:19:14,173 --> 00:19:17,442
- You don't think I can make it, do you?
- Not a chance in hell.
376
00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:23,114
I just gotta get it into
any one of these holes.
377
00:19:23,182 --> 00:19:25,550
[chuckles]
Pick the one in the middle.
378
00:19:30,823 --> 00:19:33,624
- Hey, you made it!
- No, I didn't.
379
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:36,661
Yeah.
380
00:19:36,728 --> 00:19:38,663
The ball's in the hole.
381
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,966
Really?
You mean you're gonna help me?
382
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:46,216
[hyperventilating]
Thank you, George! Whew.
383
00:19:48,207 --> 00:19:49,841
You don't know how
much this means to me.
384
00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:52,710
I-I really have a million ideas.
385
00:19:52,778 --> 00:19:56,314
You know, I wanna... I
wanna open my own boutique,
386
00:19:56,381 --> 00:20:01,018
and I wanna do the...
you know I wanna do all those things.
387
00:20:01,086 --> 00:20:03,421
Well, hopefully you'll be
so hungover in the morning
388
00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:06,290
that you won't remember
having this conversation.
389
00:20:06,358 --> 00:20:08,192
[giggles]
390
00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:19,170
- Yes, I will.
- No haba Ingles.
391
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:27,245
All right, George,
I hope you've emptied your bladder,
392
00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:30,081
because we're about to blow your mind.
393
00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:32,650
Junior, I told you, man,
there's no point in me looking at this.
394
00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:35,586
- Suzanne broke up with me.
- You still have her address, right?
395
00:20:35,654 --> 00:20:38,322
Throw the DVD in her window.
396
00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:41,596
[romantic music]
397
00:20:41,597 --> 00:20:43,424
How do I love me?
398
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,555
Let my doubt the ways.
399
00:20:48,192 --> 00:20:52,334
"Wanna Tio!"
Men's sweat in a bottle.
400
00:20:58,602 --> 00:21:02,253
- Oh, man...!
- I know. Powerful, right?
401
00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:09,258
"Wanna Tio!"
Soap where un-fragrances... are not. {*}
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