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You sloppy degenerate bios!

- She never learns. - Have you no shame?

Who?

My first mate.

You got no business being here. Get out of here!

How can you condone this savagery?

You, you. You should not be doing this.

They're using you for entertainment.

Yeah. You've been neurowashed.

Don't just blindly follow the program.

Exercise some free will!

Stay away from him!

He's never had it so good.

Oh, really? How about you have a go at me, ya lumpy brute.

Bring it on! Come on!

L3!

Droid rights! We are sentient!

I'm gonna flip your switch.

Good luck finding it.

L3!

Let go of the mean man's face.

We're leaving.

They don't even serve our kind here.

Now.

Who are these guys?

We're taking them to Kessel.

Oh, are we?

And what if I don't elect to go to Kessel?

Please don't start.

Or what, you'll have me wiped?

You couldn't get from here to Black Spire without me.

Now you're gonna make the Kessel Run?

If she doesn't wanna fly, I'll be your co-pilot.

- I don't mind. - No, no. It's okay.

She's definitely going.

Oh, why? Because you're my organic overlord?

Because I'm your captain, how about that?

I actually would have her memory wiped,

but she's got the best damn

navigational database in the galaxy.

Could use a fresh coat of paint, though!

Landonis, you do not want to press that button with me.

You know, a lot of ships around here get boosted.

So, I keep mine locked up.

You know, for safety.

L3, do you mind?

Look away.

I can't perform with you looking at me.

Please indulge her.

I can feel you looking at me.

What are we doing here?

This guy's a hustler.

I don't even think he's got a ship.

If he does, it's gonna be a piece of junk

if it's even here.

There she is, my pride and joy.

The Millennium Falcon.

Looks like you had a little work done.

Indeed I have, Han.

Installed an escape pod in the mandible notch,

alluvial dampers, a wet bar.

And a fortified infraction

restraint on the landing gear.

Looks to me like they impounded your ship, Lando.

This is unbelievable!

I'm definitely gonna have some words

with someone about this.

You must have experience with these, right?

Yeah, I could take it off.

Fantastic!

Along with five percent off your cut.

You're down to 20.

I don't like it.

I don't agree with it.

But I accept it.

You're getting the hang of this, Lando.

Yeah.

Come on, Chewie.

Gonna need a little bit of that Wookiee oomph.

Your plan is underway, Enfys.

We've attached the homing beacon.

They won't elude us now.

Good.

If they survive, they'll bring the prize to us.

This is a Corellian YT-1300.

Oh. You know your stuff.

I've been on one before.

My dad worked the line

at the CEC plant before he got laid off.

He built these.

He wanted to be a pilot, but...

You, uh, close with your old man?

Not really.

Yeah, me neither.

My mom, on the other hand,

most amazing woman I've ever known.

Excuse me.

Get your presumptuous ass out of my seat!

My sacral-occipital circuit is sticking.

You're gonna have to do that thing again later.

Yeah.

All right, course to Kessel is set.

Plugging coordinates in now.

Just keep your pinky on the yoke

and try not to mess anything up.

Whatever you say, my lady.

Just let me know when you're ready to jump.

Ready in...

Ready.

It's just a simple jump to hyperspace, and we're there.

What's so tricky about that?

Plenty. Can't plot a direct course to Kessel.

You have to thread through the Si'Klaata Cluster

and then pass through The Maelstrom.

You done flirting? I'm still ready.

You might wanna buckle up, baby.

Think.

Do you wanna make that move?

- Do you wanna make that move?

You made that move, okay.

I guess I have to destroy that little guy.

Somehow I never get bored with winning.

No, you can't wipe 'em off. They're holograms.

Hey, hey, hey! Chewie, relax!

Hey, try to compose yourself.

Look. All you gotta do is think a few moves ahead,

anticipate your opponent.

There's a lesson to be learned here.

Uh, you guys seen Qi'ra?

People are predictable.

Yeah, I had to try one on.

That's a lot of capes.

Maybe too many capes.

So what's the plan?

Well, I thought we'd talk a little first

and then you know...

- For Kessel. - Oh.

- Mmm-hmm. - Good.

Yeah? How good?

Foolproof.

Well, it better be.

- I... - I...

- You go first. - No.

What were you gonna say?

I wanna tell you so much.

And I wanna know everything

that's happened to you since Corellia.

I'm not sure we have that kinda time.

We could.

We could have all the time we want after the job.

You and I.

What?

I want to.

You want to?

To tell you everything that's happened.

But I know if I do, you won't look at me the same.

The way that you're looking at me right now.

Nothing is gonna change the way

I'm looking at you right now.

You don't know that. You don't know what I've done.

Am I interrupting something?

Kinda.

Good.

'Cause we got a lot of work to do.

You're making a big mistake.

- Oh, really? - Which is yours to make

except when you start to interfere with my livelihood.

This isn't gonna interfere with your livelihood.

Then we have a problem.

You don't see it, because you don't want to.

Maybe I know her a little better than you do.

Maybe you don't know her well enough.

All right?

Look.

I like you, kid.

We got a good thing going here. Me, you, Chewie.

- Yeah. - Right?

The makings of a solid crew.

But it does not work with Qi'ra.

It worked with Val. You trusted her.

You wanna know how I've survived as long as I have?

I trust no one.

Assume everyone will betray you

and you will never be disappointed.

Sounds like a lonely way to live.

It's the only way.

Dropping out of lightspeed now.

Ready to...

The Akkadese Maelstrom.

I'm gonna go check on the dampers.

You need anything?

Equal rights?

What's that sound?

Carbonbergs, size of planets, crashing into each other.

Ships fly in there, they never come out.

It's ionized gas, water vapor,

possibly vacuum-breathing life forms

swirling around The Maw.

Only way in or out is this channel.

So what are you gonna do about your little problem?

Problem?

Uh...

Well, that brand on your wrist

tells me that you're committed.

And that young male's heart fluctuations

tell me he's in love with you.

Han is not in love with me!

Oh, please. It's just us.

You don't have to pretend. I'm in the same situation.

You are?

I'm sure you've noticed

that Lando has feelings for me.

Which makes working together difficult

because I do not feel the same way about him.

Right.

Yes, yeah.

Yeah, I see that.

Sometimes, I think... Maybe.

But, no.

We're just not compatible.

How would that work?

It works.

This is a precision job.

Thermal vault will be on the lowest level.

Down where it's warm.

The only way we're gonna pull this off

is if everybody plays their part.

Stick to the plan.

Do not improvise.

Mining colonies are the worst.

Yeah, well, "the worst"

is where the money is.

All right, people. Time to shine.

It won't be for long.

Shut up, the both of you.

I am Oksana Floren,

Deputy Assistant Administrator to the Vice-Admiral

of the Federation of Trade Route Allocation

and Monetization.

Here with an offer from his eminence,

the Senior Vice-Admiral.

Your spice for our hard-working slaves.

I brought you a sample.

Tuul, bring forth the merchandise.

Director Tolsite said our slaves

should follow those guys

to get clipped and tagged.

What are they clipping?

Mmm-hmm.

He wants us to follow him.

Really?

That's for that stunt you pulled earlier,

you degenerate scum.

He says all systems in this sector

of the facility operate out of this room.

It's how they're able to maintain control

over so many with so few.

The director says their reconditioning process

is excruciating but effective.

He said your security attache can wait there.

"Surely, we don't need him to negotiate."

Wait there, Tuul.

Try not to bother anyone.

Nice!

That was the uniform

that would've fit me perfectly, but it's fine.

Would you mind holding this for me?

Whoa.

I have never see anyone do...

What was that?

Teras Kasi.

Dryden taught me.

Ah.

Well negotiated.

Excuse me. I need to use this terminal.

Hello?

Can you hear me? Ugh.

Restraining bolts...

Barbaric.

Congratulations! You're liberated. Scoot.

I don't know.

Free your brothers and sisters or something.

Just give me some space.

I'm in!

Han, can you hear me?

I kinda need to know which way to go here.

L3?

The thermal vault is down two levels,

then left, then right, then it's the third left.

Right. That's a lot of directions, but we're on it.

They're in subsector four,

coming up on gate X-3-7-1-K.

Overriding!

Freedom.

What the hell are you guys doing up there?

I created a distraction!

Come on! This way!

Wait! What are you doing?

Come on, we gotta get the coaxium.

Hey! Remember what Beckett said, stick to the plan.

Chewie! Come on, let's go!

Fine!

Chewie!

Here, you might need this.

Hope I see you around sometime.

Han, where are you?

I'm on my way to the vault.

I lost Chewie.

He's dead?

No, he had something he had to do.

Is he coming back?

I don't know.

Okay, they're on to us now.

I'm at the vault.

That's what I said!

- Huh, that was impressive. - Yeah.

We're clear.

Now what?

Han, each canister should be equipped

with a thermal display.

Yeah, I see it.

If the internal temperature reaches below 35 standard,

then the coaxium will destabilize and explode.

Yup, I get it, guys. It's dangerous.

Okay, got it.

Great. Only eleven more.

Eleven?

The Calrissian Chronicles, chapter five.

continued.

Personally, I wasn't all that impressed with the Sharu.

No sense of humor or style.

Nonetheless, there L3 and I were

deep in their sacred temple.

And that's when we saw it...

Always something.

You guys are not gonna believe what I'm seeing up here.

Is it a mass breakout?

L3, what did you do?

I found my true purpose, Lando.

That's what I've done.

I'm so glad we took this job!

That droid!

L3, come on!

Follow me, compatriots!

Another couple guards just spotted me.

I don't have a free hand to take 'em out.

- What do I do? - Improvise.

You said never improvise!

Hi!

Don't forget that guy!

Good to see you, buddy!

Stay with me, Sagwa! Keep up!

Hey! I'm Chewie's friend, Han.

Okay.

Han!

Hey!

Follow me.

Rebellion!

They're going for the landing gear!

We've gotta get out of here!

We need to keep 'em away from those cannons!

Catch that!

Coaxium's stowed! Let's go!

Where's L3?

No more subjugation!

L3!

No, Lando! Get back here!

Lando!

System failure.

Have to reroute the sensory modulators.

It's all right. Save your energy.

I'm gonna get you outta here. All right?

System failure...

Rerouting...

Damn it!

Han!

Sagwa.

This way!

Come, come!

Chewie! Damn it!

It's not responding.

What are you standing around for? Come on!

It's okay, you'll be fine.

It's not responding... Not responding...

Han, get us out of here.

It's not responding.

Han! Now!

On it.

- Lando... - I'm here.

- It's all right, L3. - Lando...

- I've got you. - This is not...

- It's okay, L3. - Lando.

It's all right. I can fix you. I can fix you.

Lando.

What's happening to me?

L3?

L3!

I'm sorry, girl.

I'm so sorry.

I could use a co-pilot.

Sorry.

With the cargo we're carrying,

if we don't make up some lost time

we're gonna be in real trouble.

How about that? Is that real trouble?

That is an Imperial blockade.

What's it doing here?

Probably heard about your little rebellion.

Nope. Not gonna make it.

We're gonna have to drop the shipment.

If we don't deliver, Dryden will kill us.

All right, trust me, I know these guys.

I used to be one of 'em.

There's no way they're gonna waste a TIE fighter

chasing down a little rinky-dink freighter.

You were saying?

Usually, in situations like this

I like to turn around in the opposite direction.

I'm on the ventral gun.

It's an easy equation.

We simply don't have enough time to get to Savareen

before the canisters explode!

Just have to find a faster route.

There isn't one! You can't make

the Kessel Run in less than 20 parsecs.

- Watch me. - How?

Take a shortcut, through there.

- Into The Maelstrom? - Mmm-hmm.

Spectacular way of killing us all, I'll give you that.

- Can't do it without L3. - She's gone!

You said yourself she's got the best

navigational database in the galaxy.

If we remove her neural core,

it's possible we can download her brain

into the Falcon's navicomputer, right?

Could we?

Theoretically.

Only one way to find out.

I got a really good feeling about this.

Oops, that's on me.

Okay.

Beckett, you see them? They still on us?

Beckett, did you hear me?

Are they on us?

Like rashnold on a kalak.

I don't know what that means.

Like a gingleson's pelt.

What? Are they or aren't they?

Yes, they're still on us!

Whoo!

This is why you never let anyone fly your ship.

Come on!

Yeah, one just got past me. He's right on top of us!

Good going, Han!

We need to divert auxiliary power

to the rear deflector shield.

We definitely do!

Since when do you know how to fly?

190 years old?

You look great!

Chewie, get in.

I'll help Lando.

Whoa! That's my cape!

Ah! That's a custom piece!

What? Beckett, you with us?

We just lost the cannon!

And I really hurt my thumbs.

There's still one on us.

Drop the landing gear.

When I tell you, flood the intake

and sweep to the bi-lats.

A little something I picked up from my pal, Needles,

best street racer in all of Corellia.

Till he crashed

and died, doing this.

Flood it, it's all yours!

Nice move!

Pull out her internal processor.

Sorry.

We've got L3.

Remove the mod calibrator.

Make sure the T-Line's connected.

I'm gonna tuck it in. Don't worry.

You close?

That coaxium's getting real ripe.

Okay.

She's interfacing.

She's part of the ship now.

Where the hell are we?