All language subtitles for Running Wilde s01e11 Alienated.eng

PUDDLE:
Andy had been gone for two heavenly weeks

when my mom
finally heard from him.

ANDY:
Baby, I did it.

I got Wilde Oil
off the tribe's land.

EMMY:
Wait, you're in Peru?

I thought you left here
because you were tired of sponging off of Steve.

Weren't you gonna go protest
a Cart-Mart or something?

No, no, no,
I was working there as a greeter.

And then they fired me.

And then I was
protesting that.

But that was actually
more about keeping the vest.

It doesn't matter.
Anyway, I went to those oil jerks

and threatened
full-scale tribal war, and they bought it.

So we did it!

Uh, no, I did it.

You were up there,
gorging yourself on Steve's delicious lap of luxury,

eating buttered croissants.

Well, you know,
I still have causes.

I'm fighting
for immigrants' rights.

And my major cause right now
is helping Steve grow.

I'm getting him
to the next level.

Of what? A video game?
'Cause that's all he does.

PUDDLE: At that very moment,
Steve had just gotten to level four of Alien Stoppers.

VOICE ON GAME:
Aliens are invading.

See, Puddle,
what you want to do is you want to swerve,

hit all those aliens.

It's important to remember
that when you do this in real life,

you can be in
for three weeks of legal hassles.

STEVE: No.

No!

Oh, camel toes!

Migo, I need you
to come fix this video game.

I'm coming.

New video phone.

Lets me keep track
of Migo at all times.

I cannot believe that
this is what you are doing in the middle of the day.

I cannot believe
that I haven't gotten you one of these video phones.

Hey, buddy, can you
just jiggle those wires?

On it.

Maybe I do need
a new cause.

Huh. That's exactly
what you said she'd say.

Puddle!
Puddle is not allowed

to be around
these violent games and video phones.

PUDDLE: For a second,
it looked like I was gonna be my mom's new cause.

Hey, I've been trying
to get off this couch for the last 20 minutes.

These guys are big.

They are big, man,
and I'm holding the guacamole.

No, I'm gonna go upstairs

and work on my
Mavis Beacon Typing game... Book.

It's more fun pretending
to type on a book.

But in my defense,

I am teaching her
important life skills,

like how you can't
step out of a skidding car without ripping your legs off.

And I was saying
that she can.

Things of life that...
Yeah.

He's a lost cause,
isn't he?

Who, Steve?
Well, he's much better than he could be.

I mean, there was a time
when he actually tried to do those crazy stunts for real.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

(SIGHS)

Hey, Migo, we need you
to settle a bet.

I've got to jump out
of a moving car.

I'm coming.
No.

Migo, don't you ever feel
like everybody else is out there accomplishing things

that you once thought
you would?

I mean, come on.
You're still young. You're vibrant.

You still look great
in a pair of skinny jeans.

Yeah, I like
to think so.

But didn't you dream
of more than this?

Like painting.
That's right.

You used to paint
on every blank wall you could find.

Why did you stop?

It was part
of the plea agreement.

But, anyways,
who has the time?

I mean, to really
throw myself into my art,

I'd need,
I don't know, six months,

maybe move
into some garret,

no distractions.

But something always seems
to come up, like...

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Hey, Migo,
how difficult is this?

Open bag, pour chips,
put on helmet, step out of moving car?

Let's go.
I'm coming.

PUDDLE: And that's when
she found a cause.

No, he isn't.

Emmy, what are you doing?

You've probably
never taken a vacation. Do it now.

Do something worthwhile
with your life.

Follow your dream, Migo.

No, I...
I can't leave Steve. He needs me.

Our relationship
is much deeper than it seems.

Now, I have some
flame-retardant gel to go coat myself with.

Why don't you go home
and get your camera?

Yes.
And maybe my gun as well, to shoot out the tires.

It is bad enough
that you have nothing but time to kill.

Do you have to
kill Migo too?

Migo loves this stuff.

No, Migo loves to paint.

And if you
really cared about him,

that's what
you would let him do.

Well, the sports-car garage
could use a yellow line. He can paint that.

No, Steve, you have to
give him time off.

The guy has never
had a vacation.

Here I am,
going to protest this group

that's trying to limit
immigrants' rights,

and we have got
a guy right here who's being mistreated.

Politics begins at home.

Hey, listen,

he is welcome
to take a vacation anytime he wants,

but I'm telling you,
he won't take it. He likes it here.

Okay, folks,
let's get out there before this goo hardens.

Actually, Migo,
Steve has something he wants to tell you.

Oh, no. No helmet?
No.

What I was going
to say is

that I think you should
take a vacation,

even though I know
you're gonna say no.

And obviously no helmet,
we're gonna film this.

What do you think
about that, Migo?

Well, I...
I don't know.

I mean,
maybe I could take a week.

See, he does want a break.

Oh, well,
that's fine with me.

I guess I could get
somebody else to get me some chips.

So, take two weeks.
EMMY: See, Migo.

You're not as essential
as you think.

Well, if you can
find someone else to get chips,

I suppose I might
as well take four weeks.

Looks like he wants
a little more time off than you thought.

Well, take more.
Take two months.

What do you think
about that, Migo?

Maybe I'll take
four months.

You see, Steve.

Take it. Take half a year.
Fine.

I'm done with this phone.
Oh.

You can call
someone else for a year.

PUDDLE: And that's how
my mom broke up a 20-year friendship

for a good cause.

PUDDLE:
My mom was helping Migo pursue his dream.

So what do you think?

I turned Steve's
hunting cabin into an artist's space for you.

Everything
the master needs.

Oh, Steve's here?

You. Master painter.

I don't know, Emmy.
I don't have my painting clothes.

I mean, I don't even know
what to paint.

You're in the middle
of nowhere.

You could paint
in the nude if you want.

Is that something
you want?

My point is
you have privacy.

You're surrounded
by nature.

Look, ducks!
Paint those ducks.

I'm not really
a duck painter.

Yeah, I want to
paint something that I'm passionate about.

Well, you're the artist.
You do what you do.

That's why
I'm not an artist.

I would have
taken my clothes off and painted a duck.

That would be
an interesting painting.

See, it's happening already.

I'm your muse.

Your creative juices
are flowing because you don't have any distractio...

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Is that Steve?

He's unavailable.

But I need
my sparring partner.

Oh, t-that's right.
It's Tuesday.

I'll go grab my gloves
and mouth guard.

No, you won...

He's very busy right now
setting up his artist studio,

and he does not want
any distractions.

Well, who am I supposed to
spar with, Mr. Lunt?

It'd be like putting my fists
through a rotted pumpkin?

Actually,
that'd be kind of cool.

Good-bye, Steve.

And if you're trying
to call him again, I am keeping his phone.

Ugh.

It's taken care of.
He'd rather do it with Mr. Lunt.

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
Huh?

Fine.

I've got some ducks
to paint, you painting.

PUDDLE:
So Migo went to work following his dream,

while Steve found out

that Mr. Lunt was not
the rotted pumpkin he thought he was.

Let go of my arm,
you fetid-smelling cadaver with an expired equity card.

My God,
what happened?

I'm sorry, my instincts
just kicked in.

Father Callahan
taught me how to box.

Then he gave me
someone to fight off.

I'll get some ice.

I don't get it.

Migo always said
I was a gifted boxer.

Was he wearing
boxing gloves at the time?

You don't think
he was doing air quotes in those, do you?

I have a feeling
he was letting you beat him up,

which is why
it's so important

he's looking out
for himself finally.

I think you should be happy
for your friend.

Believe me, if he was here,
I'd be giving him my blessing.

EMMY: Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Steve.

That's what Father Callahan
used to call it.

Hello?

So, Andy, I am making
a difference after all.

I'm inspiring Migo
to follow his dream.

Yeah, well, you know,
it still doesn't compare

to, you know,
being down in Peru inspiring an entire... Naked man.

(MIGO SCREAMING OVER PHONE)

PUDDLE: It turns out
Andy wasn't in Peru after all.

I... Uh...

Ugh!

(STUTTERING) I wandered
into an occupied hut.

This isn't
what it looks like.

This isn't
what it looks like.

PUDDLE:
Andy wasn't hiding in town to keep an eye on my mom.

But my mom was busy hiding
her phone from me.

But she did so exactly
where I was playing video games

while hiding from her.

The next day, my mom
was taking me to the rally to inspire more people

when she saw
that her car was blocked.

You know what,
hop in. I'll move it.

620 Neverwood Lane.
(GASPS)

Oh, we're here.
Good job.

It appears
you never left.

Yeah, I didn't.

I got in the car
and started drinking Scotch,

then suddenly,
there was no more ice.

So I was like,
"Migo, there's no more ice."

Mmm-hmm.

And I thought,
"Oh, wait. Migo's gone.

"So I guess I'll just drink
a bunch of warm Scotch."

And I never actually
went anywhere.

Of course you didn't.
It's like a metaphor for your whole life.

You know what?

Maybe Migo has been
holding you back.

Maybe you've been holding
each other back.

Whoa, whoa,
take it easy there, Siegfried and Freud.

Migo and I
were doing just great until you got here.

No, Migo is doing great now
because I inspired him.

But maybe it's time
I inspire you too.

PUDDLE: And that's how
my mom got Steve to his first political rally.

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

See, Steve? These people
are trying to kick immigrants out of our country.

And we are here to fight
for their human rights.

Some of these workers,
they get paid what you would spend on a cup of coffee.

Well, don't underestimate
what I'd be willing to spend on a cup of coffee right now.

All right,
stay here with Puddle.

I'll see if I can rustle up
some protest signs.

Okay. And coffee!

Even if it means
skipping the signs.

Hey, isn't that
Migo's phone?

Don't tell my mom.

But I've seen too many
hippies get shot with a beanbag at these things

and thought,
"Why isn't that on Funny or Die?"

Hey, do they
have coffee here?

No, just tea.
They've got coffee inside.

You know, where the
white boy rich man's club's having their meeting.

Oh, we're having
a meeting?

Borders without a nation
is a borderless nation.

And before you know it,
our children will be speaking Spanish in school.

Well, I don't want my kids
speaking Spanish

because the last time
I checked,

the name
of this great country is still a...

America.

...America! That's right,
my friend in the back. You are right as rain.

Now, how many of you
have found yourselves

going nowhere because
of some "immigrant"?

Well, I spent the night
in a parked car.

(PEOPLE GASPING)
Exactly.

There are some Americans
who are sleeping in their cars

because some "immigrant"
has taken their job.

Or gone to follow
their dream.

Absolutely!

I am nailing these.
Are you getting me nailing these?

They act
like they're helping us.

But actually
what are they doing?

They are eating our food.

(QUIETLY) I never
got those chips.

They're the reason why
we have to wait in the emergency room.

If he'd been there
to spar with me,

I wouldn't have
ended up there.

But mostly, they are
robbing us of our future.

I have no idea
what I'm doing tomorrow!

We need to find a leader
with deep pockets who's willing to fight this,

who's willing
to send them home!

PUDDLE:
And that's when Steve finally found his cause.

You just have!

(ALL CHEERING)

ALL:
Send them home! Send them home!

Bring him home!
Send them home!

Bring him home!
Send them home!

(ALL PROTESTING)

There you guys are.
I was worried you went home.

Are you kidding?
I've never felt more inspired.

Steve!
I'm so happy.

PUDDLE: Steve came back
from the protest rally with a cause he believed in.

It's like
they were speaking directly to me.

PUDDLE: Unfortunately,
it was the opposite of my mom's cause.

And the great thing is
you did it without Migo.

Are you kidding?

I did it
because of Migo.

Well, and me.
My inspiration?

But I really want to throw
some money at this cause, maybe make an ad.

I can help you shoot it.
Great.

No, honey,
it's an adult thing.

You don't even
have a camera.

Well, I am proud of us.

No, it's not saving a tribe,
but we can't all just run off to Peru.

PUDDLE:
Especially Andy.

Well, come on.
Didn't you save the tribe from the oil company?

Yeah, no,
my participation

was more along the lines
of taking credit for it

once I read about it
in the paper.

I think they just
didn't find any oil.

I don't know.
I couldn't finish the article

without becoming
an online subscriber.

And I'm not about
to put money in their pocket.

Yeah, but don't you feel
like a fraud?

Well, you're not
much better.

You haven't been able
to paint a thing.

I can't find anything
to get passionate about.

But at least
I'm not sneaking around people's houses,

peeking in their windows
to see if they need me.

"Peeking in
their windows"?

I'm not
that pathetic.

That's why
I got these babies.

And they got
night vision too.

Look, sometimes
when you care about somebody,

you do desperate things
to see if they need you.

Those things
got night vision, huh?

PUDDLE:
As it turns out, so does my new phone.

Hey, Migo,
what are you doing?

I can't paint...

Oh.

...because I'm always
worried about Steve.

I know he needs me,
and he's probably angry at me

because he can't get
a hold of me, you know,

and it makes it
very hard to create.

Actually, Migo,
he has never been better.

And he has you to thank.

But I haven't been here.

And it's the best thing
that's ever happened to him.

That's great news.
Yeah.

You know, maybe I do have
my passion back after all.

Hey, since you're here,
I don't suppose you could go inside,

get me a couple
of Odor-Eaters.

Oh, that's so funny.
That's what Andy uses in his hiking boots,

because, honestly,
when he doesn't, you can't even walk into the tent...

Without wanting
to kill yourself. I know.

So you want a break?
Give us a break.

So what's this
mystery film project you want my help with?

Perhaps an action film

(AS ALAN ALDA)
with a modicum of gangster credibility.

No, this is for a political
cause that I've recently become passionate about.

Oh, very good.

Yeah, I've already
recorded most of it,

but I'm gonna need your help
shooting the commercial

that I plan on
running nationally.

PUDDLE:
You know this phone has a camera.

I could make
your commercial for you.

You can do whatever you set
your mind to, Puddle,

just in that sloppy kid way
us grown-ups only pretend is good to encourage you.

No, I'm not gonna let you
destroy my dream.

FA'AD: "Immigrants.

"Even when they're lawful,
they're awful."

Yeah, but there's actually
a subtler version.

"Hey, immigrants,
it's getting pretty late,

"and America
has a really big day tomorrow."

And then we punch it
with, like, a shot of Uncle Sam going,

"So..."

You do realize that
I, myself, am an immigrant.

No, I never really
thought about that.

So...

Well, I'm not
helping you make this film.

It goes against
everything I believe in.

Well, I didn't know
you believed in anything.

Well, neither did I.

PUDDLE: So I guess
my mom kind of gave him inspiration,

but it turned out
Steve's kind of went away.

You're playing
your video games again?

You can't give up
on your cause.

No, actually, giving up
is what I do best.

I could write
half a book about it.

Well, Migo's not giving up.

He stopped by,
and I spoke to him.

He has found
his passion.

Migo stopped by,
and he didn't want to say hi?

I think he just needed
a little bit more of my inspiration.

And so do you.

Listen,
those anti-immigrant nuts

are having
another big rally today.

Apparently, they found
some deep-pocketed donor

who's unveiling
this commercial for them.

That was today?

Well, why didn't
Migo remind...

Oh, right,
'cause of his passion.

Guess who else
just found some.

And it was right
where Migo didn't tell me it was all along.

Good for you.

Damn it.
Now I wish I did make that commercial.

PUDDLE:
But it turns out someone did.

Nice graphics.
Is this gonna be one of those Little Rascal types?

ALL: Send them home!
Send them home! Send them home!

RICH WHITE: They act
like they're helping us,

but actually
what are they doing?

They're eating our food.

I'm coming.

STEVE: How many of you have
found yourselves going nowhere because of some immigrant?

But it's not a game.
It's real.

They take our dreams.

And our food.

And they laugh at us.

(LAUGHING)

Immigrants,
even when they're lawful, they're awful.

I'm coming.

That is really good,
Puddle, and not in a fake kid way.

That is grown-up good.

Why the hell am I paying
half a million dollars to some company

when I could get a kid
to do it for...

Half that.

Deal.

PUDDLE:
But my mom was less impressed.

You have got
to be kidding me.

Uh-oh.

Someone got caught
with the pho-one.

No, Steve,
I am talking about you.

You're on that side
of the cause? You're the enemy?

Hey, you're the one
who told me to support a cause.

There is no way in hell
I'm letting you support that cause.

PUDDLE: And that's how
my mom cost me a quarter of a million dollars.

Steve, the whole point
in taking you to that rally was to protest the rich

who are taking advantage
of unprotected immigrants.

Look, that was
your thing.

My thing is about
how it's not fair

that they get to
follow their dreams

and we have no one
to drive us around.

That's not a thing.
Steve, what is wrong with you?

That is what
I inspired you to do?

I just don't
want them to leave.

In fact, I think that
we should track them with, like, high-tech devices,

like I had on that phone
before you took it away.

Oh, my God,
this is about Migo.

Steve, you can't take
your resentment

about Migo
getting on with his life

out on the entire country.

Hey, politics begin at home.

You said it yourself.

You inspired me,

and you're not gonna
outspire me now.

So I've got a mani-pedi
and a rally to go to.

PUDDLE: But my mom knew
there was one man who could get him to back off.

Okay.

PUDDLE: Unfortunately,
he finally found his own inspiration.

(GIGGLES)

(LAUGHING)

Migo!
Not now.

I'm passionate.

I found my passion.

But you have to stop.
This is important.

I don't understand
what you want from me.

"Paint!" "Don't paint."

"Paint those ducks."
"Take off your clothes." "Get dressed."

You're not a muse.
You're a nag.

But, Migo,
I need your help.

Steve has found his calling,
and he wants to make a difference.

What have you done?

Well, this might upset you.

But he found a cause,
and it has to do

with tracking and perhaps
limiting the freedoms of immigrants in this country.

Oh, my God.

(LAUGHING)
He misses me.

He misses me.

I miss you too!
Oh, Emmy!

I miss you too.

I made such a mess
of everything, Migo.

Andy's down there
killing himself in the Amazon.

I've done nothing
but meddle with people's lives.

Hey, Migs, have you
been into my stash of porn...itas casadas?

I'll let
you two chat.

What?

SUPPORTERS:
Steven Wilde! Steven Wilde!

Steven Wilde!
Steven Wilde!

Steven Wilde!
Steven Wilde! Steven Wilde!

Oh, no,
they're still drying, so...

Thank you, rich white.

Friends, I stand before you,

my pockets
bursting with money

to throw at a cause
I know very little about.

(ALL CHEERING)

But I do know this,
though.

There are places
people belong,

and then there are places
that other people end up

because the people
that are supposed to take care of them

go off to places
they don't belong.

No?

Let's go back to my pockets
are bursting with money, huh?

(ALL CHEERING)

And, yet, money alone
can't overcome a man's dream.

But why must a man's dream
take him so far from where he belongs?

Because a man belongs...

With the people
they care about.

(PEOPLE GROANING)

Migo.

Yes, every man
must follow his dream.

But it takes
a wise man

to know
what his dream really is.

Yeah. And I get it.

It's painting.

It's finding a subject
that you're passionate about.

That's exactly
what I did.

Because sometimes
you have to travel a hundred yards away from home

to realize that
you just wanted to stay home in the first place.

ALL: Aw.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(PEOPLE APPLAUDING)

PUDDLE: And that's how
Migo found out that his purpose in life

was to keep Steve
from having a purpose.

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