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Appearances were
very important to Steve.

Aha!

Fa'ad is here, sir.

Yes, I know.
For fencing.

Yes, but...
I know.

I challenged him last time,
and he humiliated me.

So he called me out
for fencing,

and yet this time, he's the one

who shall look the fool.

En garde, and prepare to...

I'm here to fix the fence.

Meet Mike Russo, owner
of Mike Russo Fencing.

Fixing fences since 1997.

A working man, forced to watch
you prance down the stairs,

making a first impression like
a second-rate John Barrymore

in the three musketeers.

How that must humiliate you.

Thank you, Mike Russo,

fine fencing since 1997.

No work for you today,

but I will pay your paltry
consultancy fee.

You guys are...

Well, I suppose that's
two fencing victories for me.

Well, yes,
i may have been caught

with my codpiece down,

but today I can't help
but feel like a winner.

Migo, get the New York Style
magazine

with Emmy and me in it.

You're in the magazine
together?

That's right... they wanted
a picture because

I'm taking her
to a charity gala.

I made a significant donation
in our names.

Since when has Emmy
ever looked like this?

Well, I didn't have any photos

of Emmy and me
actually together,

so I admit I may have
photoshopped us into that shot.

Steve had enlisted
Migo's nephew to do the work.

Good, good, good.

Let's have some fun
with her hair.

But once he started having

a little fun, he couldn't stop,

and he went a little overboard.

I think we could still go

a little poutier
with the lips.

You want to change
her lips now?

That is a great idea.

Yeah, let's do pouty
on her too.

This photo is as doctored
as the Zapruder film.

I suppose.
But look how beautiful

Emmy looks on my arm.

That looks more like
Mike Russo's arm.

So I suppose that means
that she technically

doesn't know about this.

Well, I technically
haven't asked her

because I was worried
that she might say no.

She will.
She already thinks that

you only care about her looks,

that you're being superficial.

Well, I had to make it look
like I was

taking someone who would
fit into this world.

This, I also think,
is slightly superficial.

But it's all for charity.
If anything, it proves

that I'm the opposite
of superficial.

What's the charity?

It's, um...

Safe water in Africa.

Water safety in Africa.

Which is something I actually
know a little bit about.

Come on, Africa,
let's water ski safely.

Right?

Oh, I think she'll go.

The challenge will be
getting Emmy to look like this.

Well, I'm already
one step ahead of you.

I had Migo do
some shopping for me.

What woman can say no
to a makeover?

The woman who is
already beautiful

and lives in your tree.

Meanwhile, my mom was
reading about the very gala

that Steve was secretly hoping
to take her to.

Now, this is glamour.

The other side of charity.

Not exactly what we did, huh?

Still, it would be fun
to go to one of these just once.

You'd think she'd be happy.

These are some pouty people.

Mom, that's you!

And Steve.
What?

How am I in that dress?

And why is my hair so poofy?

What is this?
It's like a fairy tale.

It's nothing like a fairy tale.

Come down, fair mistress,

and let down your hair.

Those are the hair
extensions, right?

It's very wise you have
that sword on you.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm defending your honor
from this legion of ghosts.

No, wait!

Steve!

Take that, knave!
Stop!

You're tearing up
all my sheets.

Not exactly how I thought
I'd be tearing up your sheets.

I come bearing an invitation.

To the safe water
in Africa gala?

You saw the magazine.

Not only did I see
the magazine,

I saw how you changed
how I look!

Oh, don't worry about that.

Migo, give her the present.
No.

Give her the present.
You know, I...

Give me the present!
Give it to her.

No!
It's mine!

Hair extensions and makeup.

All these people care about
are appearances.

Steve, I would never
go to a party

where all anyone cares about
are appearances.

Oh, it's not like that at all.

Where do you even
come up with this stuff?

Steve, you know,
I actually thought

that we were getting to this...

Deeper place.
Yeah, me too.

But I guess you're just
as superficial

as I always thought you were.

Look, I just thought
it would be good for you

to get out and have
some mindless fun.

And it seems like something
you'd want to do.

What have I ever said
that would make you think that?

Well, you actually...
Aah! Okay.

That's enough, Puddle.
We've all said enough.

Okay, I could not have
foreseen that.

Yeah, that one really
snuck by me.

My mom had just refused
to go to a charity event

she wanted to go to.

And I got a new makeup kit

to dress up my thing with.

Okay, maybe I do want to go.

But the point is, Steve doesn't
care about this charity.

He just wants to
use this to have fun.

It's like he can't
be honest about that.

It would be like me...

Acting like you haven't
been dropping hints

that you wanted to go
to this thing?

But a hint for charity, right?

You can do things for charity

that you wouldn't do
in your normal life

because there's
a greater good at play.

So, like, it would be okay
to suggest to someone

that they glam it up a little
to fit in?

He changed my hair!

Not as much as
he changed his own.

He did sort of look like
a Jonas brother in that picture.

Who?
You know what,

i'm glad you don't know
who that is,

and that you're not tainted
by this superficial culture.

Of course I'm not.

It wasn't a
good time to let her see

that I was dressing up my thing

to look like Justin Bieber.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe this isn't about
how I look.

Maybe he does actually
care about me.

Actually, at that moment,

it was about how she looked,

because he needed
to find someone

to take to the party
who could pass for my mom.

Maybe this isn't about
how I look.

Maybe this is because
he actually cares about me.

I don't think we're gonna
cast anyone closer to Emmy.

Yes, she's attractive
on the surface,

but she doesn't have any
of Emmy's inner qualities,

like her metabolism,
or her teeth.

Excuse me.

Pardon me for interrupting.
Could I?

Let me get this straight.

You're still going
to this event,

but instead of taking
someone else,

you're going to
make it look like...

Like I'm going with Emmy, yeah.

What am I supposed to do?
Our picture's out there.

Yeah, but doesn't that
prove her point

that you're being superficial

and only care about her looks?

You know me.
I'm not shallow.

Hey, Steve,
I owe you an apology.

I don't know why
I thought you were

just focused on my looks.

Yeah, I like this one's mouth.

Throw her on the prettier pile.

Steve!
Just kidding, real Emmy.

Can I try one more time,
now that I've seen her walk?

I'm sorry,
you were apologizing?

Well, I do think
it's still a little creepy

that you weren't honest
with me.

But I wasn't exactly
honest with you.

And I do think that
this is the kind of party

that it's important
to go to, you know?

It's for a great cause,
and I would be proud

to go with you
and show my support.

Look, you've been here
over a month.

There's no reason we can't have

a little bit of fun together.
You're right.

I guess I was just
a little upset

about the fake photograph

and the fake status

and the fake relationship.

I think I was just
a little paranoid

that everything about
this place was fake.

Listen, I can assure you,

the only thing
that's fake around here

is the color of Lunt's hair.

Oh! Oh!
And those apples.

Why are you eating
the fake apples?

Oh, God, I think I broke it.

Oh, don't worry about it.
Doesn't matter.

Migo gets me these things
for, like, $500 a pop.

I'm not talking about the apple.
My tooth, how bad is it?

Oh, it's broken in half.

Oh, God!
Oh, don't worry.

We can get it fixed
by Saturday.

I can chopper in this guy
called Dr. Chopper.

It's what he does.
He choppers in and fixes teeth.

I flew him in last week
for a brightening.

No, definitely not. I'm not
gonna waste money on this.

I'll go to a dental school.
Talk about a waste of money!

What is that, like,
three years?

No, they have students
that do the work cheaply.

You know, it just needs
to be fixed.

It doesn't have to look pretty.
It doesn't?

Yeah, but you can
see it.

Only when I smile.

Oh, God, we have got to
stop you from smiling.

Plus, Robin Williams is
sitting at our table,

and that guy will not rest

until everyone's
pretending to laugh.

So you only care about
the way it looks.

And sounds, tugboat Willie.

Nope. Are you really
this superficial?

You don't care at all
about this cause.

You only care about
the way I look at the party?

Steve knew that
there was only one answer

my mother was looking for.
You're right.

We'll just
skip the party altogether.

Yeah, that wasn't it.

My mom's tooth had been fixed,

but her feelings were
still bruised.

Why can't we just
buy new sheets?

Because unlike some people,
we don't just throw things out

when they have
a slight imperfection.

I can make these sheets look
as good as new.

Look, I know he didn't
express it,

but he was concerned
about your health.

And it's a good thing
you went to the dentist.

You could have had
some nerve damage or something.

Okay, I don't think he was
concerned about my health.

I think he's just
as superficial

as I was worried he was.

Rich guys like Steve
just toss things aside

as soon as the slightest
imperfection appears.

Like the way he threw out

that fancy Italian
cappuccino maker

just because
that little rubber thing

at the end of the milk steamer
got loose.

Not true.

It actually kind of was true.

But Migo had always
benefited from it.

Those are just things...

Except for wee biscuit
and Carla.

I mean, how do I know
he's not gonna toss me aside

the second I get
my first wrinkle?

Well, it would be nice
not to have to

fight with Mr. Lunt
about something.

But listen, I know Steve,

and that's not who he is.

I just wish there was a way
to prove that, you know?

I should have left
my tooth uncapped

and seen if he cancelled
going to that event.

So what are you gonna do,
make yourself hideous

to see how he reacts?

For a person like you,
that would take

a lot of makeup.

And thanks to you,

that's exactly what we have.

No, Emmy...

Migo, I am swearing you to secrecy.
Fine.

But I'm telling you,
the last thing he cares about

are your looks.

He just failed
a little oral test.

Well, then, he's lucky
I'm willing to give him

a makeup one.

How's that tooth look?
You see it in the light?

Come on.

So is it the right shape
and everything?

I mean, how good can these
dental schoolchildren be?

You really don't have a handle

on this dental school thing,
do you?

Do you really care this much

how she looks at this event?
Of course I do.

All my friends are
gonna be there.

I guess that does make me look

pretty superficial, doesn't it?

Yes. It's kind of
the definition of superficial.

Oh, so this is what
you've been trying to tell me.

Your entire life, yes.
It's a horrible quality.

And I always thought
you'd do the right thing,

that you had this hidden
depth you could access.

How do you access that?

Well, you can start
by saying to Emmy

that you're going to
take her to this event

that she's been foolish enough
to accept the invitation for.

I will. Yes, but you
say you're taking her

no matter what, okay?

I don't get it.
I just said I will.

I've already said too much.

You're a good man, Migo.

Hey, do you think
you can give me a hand

getting your desktop computer
into my truck?

It needs to be rebooted.

Well, then, let's
get rid of it now

before it gets worse.
Yeah.

And so my mom set out

to see how superficial
Steve really was.

Oh, hey, Steve.
Let me just sink this.

Three ball, corner pocket.

Good shot.

How do you like this dress?

It's not too revealing
for this event,

now that my tooth's
all fixed up.

I figured you'd still
want to go, right?

Are you kidding?
Of course I do.

That was all just
a big misunderstanding.

And you know what I am?

I'm a big
mr. Understanding.

Well, I'd really love to go
if you'd have me.

Oh, I definitely want
to have you.

Play your cards right,

and you just might.

Seems like we're both
on the verge

of doing something...

Rash!
Oh, is it worse?

Is what worse?
Come on, I know you can see it.

The thing is, it's already
above the waist,

and there is a lot
around my ankles.

I can't even reach it on my
back, but the good thing is,

the dress covers most of it,

so you can just try
to forget it's there.

How did this barely
noticeable thing happen?

Well, when that dental student
pulled my tooth,

he did warn me that there was
a lot of jungle rot

in my abscess.

Apparently, it's something
I picked up in the Amazon.

God, that is so many
awful things together.

They keep telling me
not to scratch it,

but it's so hard
not to scratch something

that's so scabby, you know?

There was one other symptom,
but I can't really remember.

Maybe I could just
comb my hair forward,

and that way no one
could see it.

Yeah, well, you've got
such beautiful hair,

there's no reason
you can't just

pull it forward...
Out of your head.

That was it.
That was the other symptom.

I knew it was something funny.

So what time are you gonna
pick me up,

Mr. understanding?

I really think that we need
to get you to a doctor.

I went. They sent me to this
infectious disease specialist.

He assured me, purely cosmetic.

Just a little virus
trying to leave my body

and take some hair
and eyelashes,

and maybe make my nose
a little runny.

So I should be back to normal
in six months.

Oh, unless you'd rather
cancel the whole thing.

But this time, Steve
did remember Migo's warning,

and he came up
with the right thing to say.

I mean, not right away.

No, I want to go.

No matter what,
I want to go with you.

Oh...Really?

And at that
moment my mom realized

that Steve had more depth
than she thought.

Why is it so dark in here?

Unh! Lunt,
turn off those lights!

Steve had finally
done the right thing

by agreeing to take my mother
to the gala,

despite how she looked.

That's fantastic.
I'm really proud of you.

I had a little feeling
you'd do the right thing.

And now I can tell you
what I couldn't tell you before.

Oh, no, don't worry about it.

I told her exactly
like you told me to.

The only problem now is
how am I gonna get out

of taking her to this thing?

But I thought you said
you would take her.

No, I said I said I would
take her, which I did.

But, Steve, we talked about

how you don't want
to be superficial.

No, I don't.

Look, there are a lot of things

that I don't like about myself.

I drink too much.
I'm too easy on myself.

But it's not like
any of those things

are very bad.

No, they are.

And you can
do something about it.

Well, I'm not gonna
beat myself up

because I don't beat myself up.

Look, I can't take her
looking like that.

Even Lunt would agree because
he got a good look at her.

So we already set up
another casting session.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What is wrong with her?

Well, it's a real rush job
on the makeup.

And we can do more
once she's cast.

Shave off some hair...

Deformed Emmy has already
agreed to go with me,

you ginger-haired corpse...
You've totally missed the point!

Or maybe you've totally
missed the point.

That's very wise,
Mr. Lunt.

Did that sound wise?

I was just being bitchy.

Back to makeup, girls.

Well, I have got news for you.
You're looking for trouble.

Emmy thinks she's going
to this event,

and the doctor said she could.

Well, we'll just find another
doctor who says otherwise.

I doubt you're going
to find one

who says,
"I completely disagree."

I completely concur.

I'd love to play your doctor.

Why do you want
to help me, anyway?

I thought you were hoping
that things would fall apart

between Emmy and me.
I have my reasons.

But I have your
best interests at heart.

His own reasons
were that he wanted

to see things fall apart
with my mom and Steve.

She already knows you.

She's not gonna believe
that you're a doctor.

We already knew Marlon Brando,

but we bought him
as the Godfather

or Colonel Klink
in Apocalypse Now.

Trust me, you'll
never know it's me.

Only 'cause you're
not doing it.

Is that a challenge?
Challenge accepted! No...

How does he get in here?

But I must admit
I do like this idea

that you and he
have come up with

where we hire
a professional actor

to play the part of a doctor.

No, I'm not part of this.
Oh, you're in it, Migo.

And I am swearing you
to secrecy.

Why does everybody
always do this to me?

Lunt, we're gonna need
a new casting list.

You know what, Steve,
you really are a broken man.

Maybe even too broken
for my family

to receive for free.

Thanks, buddy.

The next few days
were a dizzying waste of time.

All right, thank you.

Steve went after actors

that were famous
for playing doctors.

And when none of them
were available,

he went to non-doctor actors.

Matt Damon's office?

Oh, I see, I see.
He's just too busy.

And Mr. fox is with family.
Well, that's very sweet.

After more noes, Mr.
Lunt finally booked the cousin

of a friend who claims
to be an actor on some tv show.

Dr. Maulik Pancholy
is here.

Who is this?
I don't know who this is.

He plays Jonathan
on 30 rock.

From the sun?

No, that is third rock.
I'm on 30.

How many rocks are there?
It's a different show.

It's very popular.
In fact...

I'm a little worried
she's gonna recognize me.

I'm not.

I play Alec Baldwin's
assistant.

Sorry, man, nobody here
is a fan.

But you know your lines, right?
Yeah. One problem.

How am I supposed to know
she's too sick

to go to your event?
Just look at her.

What am I, a psychic doctor?

I knew we should have gone
with Kenneth.

Meanwhile, Migo was
taking us to the appointment.

This isn't a frozen
yogurt run, is it?

Maybe after we get back,
but right now,

Steve wants me to
take you to a doctor.

He's very worried
about your health.

He is? Perhaps you
didn't notice

because I have
my driving gloves on,

but I put worried
in quotes.

I get it.
He's really concerned about me.

And I'm the one
who's so superficial

that I'm playing games.

Not exactly what I meant,

but I've said too much already.

Look, maybe you should
just stay here

and phone in the apology.

No, he deserves an apology
face to face.

He's probably lined up
some famous doctor already.

Yeah. Hopefully
not too famous.

Oh, good.
There you are.

Migo was
relieved when he saw

maulik pancholy
from 30 rock.

But he shouldn't have been
because it turns out

the only show
my mom watches is 30 rock.

So I was telling the doctor
about all your symptoms.

What was your diagnosis,
doctor?

Well, based on nothing,

ah, she is too sick
to go to any events.

Well, it's settled, then.

Can I at least give her
some pills?

Why, do you have some pills?
Yes, I do.

I keep them in
this little mint container.

Oh, yes, I'm horribly sick.

I might need some
assistance.

Whoa, now, what you doin'
in my office?

You're not a doctor here.

No, this is Jonathan
from 30 rock.

From the sun?

And they did all of this
to convince me

that I was sick and could not
go to an event.

Oh, so you're not really sick.
No.

Well, that doesn't make you any
better... you've been lying too.

And what happened to
your little rash?

It was makeup.

Sure is amazing
how people can be fooled

by a little...Makeup.

It is I, Fa'ad.

Yeah, we know. You should have
used me as the doctor

instead of this day player...

She never would have known.

Hey, sorry, guys.
I know you're in the middle

of your little skit here.

I just need to grab
the culture that was here.

It was here.
Did someone drink this? Emmy!

My mom did.

But only to wash down
her fake pills.

Hey, maybe one of you doctors
could help her.

Oh, my God, he thought
I was a doctor!

And that's how my
mom really did get sick.

And in the days that followed,

Steve did everything he could

to take care of my mom.

How you feeling?
The shaking stopped.

Oh, absolutely.
But you know what,

I think it's 'cause
I haven't been grossed out.

I meant me!

I am feeling
a little cold, though.

Do you want me
to take your temperature?

You know it's
in the ear now, right?

Since when? Lunt!

It turns out
that after a lifetime

of being taken care of,
he was pretty good

at taking care of someone else.

I gotta tell you,
I was a nervous wreck.

That was stupid of me
to bring you there.

I can't believe that
you drank that water.

Ironically, I got sick

from the exact kind
of water damage

this charity event
is all about stopping.

Wow. Important.

If those people in Africa
could see you right now,

they'd be hanging up
their water skis

and heading home
to some weird jungle gala

trying to raise money for you.

Hey...

You think you feel well enough

to go to the gala tonight?

Yeah, I think I do.

Migo...

We're going
to the gala tonight.

So glad to hear it.

Oh, God, look at me!

No, no, no, my hair's a mess, I
have big circles under my eyes,

my lips are chapped...No,
a chipped tooth is one thing,

but I cannot go to a gala
looking like this.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I almost got stuck with
bringing her looking like that.

Yeah, you really
caught a break on that one.

So can I have your tickets?
Oh, you bet.

Hey, feel free to take
one of the Emmys.

Lunt!

The casting list!

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