All language subtitles for Running Wilde s01e03 Oil & Water.eng

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Ever since my mom's weird fianc? Andy showed up

Steve's spent all his
time trying to avoid him.

To escaping that
little bearded toad.

I do not know what she sees in him.

Well, he appears to
have devoted his life

To public service and
fighting corruption.

Fighting greed.

I mean, it just doesn't
make any sense.

I do not know what
she sees in him, no.

But maybe she's no better.

I mean, once you remove
her physical beauty--

Take away her intelligence.

Hobble her dancer's grace.

Take away that beautiful body.

Take out that good heart of hers.

Oh, yes, you definitely
have to butterfly the heart.

No, it's hopeless.

And the crazy thing is,

I almost had her
living in the house.

Till that stupid ecoterrorist

Save-the-world nut job showed up.

You have to get rid of Andy.

I know, but I just can't seem
to shake him for a second.

It's like he thinks
I'm gonna lead him

To some sort of wilde oil
conspiracy or something.

Well, maybe you should.

How long have you been there?

The whole time.

This whole thing started

With you taking me
down to the workshop

To help me with my science project.

Well, I think I know a little girl

Who should be spending less time

Spying on grownups and more time

Thinking about getting a husband.

We may have said
something inappropriate.

Like butterflying
my mother's heart?

Would you like a glass
of "forget juice"?

No, that's--

What was that you were saying

About getting rid of Andy?

You said it yourself.

All you have to do is find out when

The next wilde oil atrocity is,

And he'll go run off
to stop that atrocity.

by the way, I learned a
new word in school today.

I don't really know anything

About where the new atrocities are.

Anyway, a vodka cellar

Is no place for sober
little children.

I was a very sober child.

Maybe I'll stay here and
make up for lost time.

Puddle, there you are.

I'm excited to start
our science project.

Oh, Steve offered to help me.

We're working on photosynthesis,

The building blocks of life.

I'm not sure that that's right.

Emmy, please--I won the
school science fair

Four years in a row.

Yes, but you were homeschooled.

'scuse me, missy.

But he was homeschooled by
the most talented tutors

Money could buy.

I had Marvin Hamlisch for math.

Honey, I'm gonna help
you with this, okay?

No, it's okay. I got it.

No, I'm gonna get
some of the r&d guys

From wilde oil on it-
money's no object.

These guys can make things happen.

They can make oil gush from
the bottom of the ocean.

'course, they're not great
at making it stop, but--

Steve, what you don't understand

Is that spending money

Is not the best way to
show someone you love them.

If you'd ever had a job,
you would understand

That it's the sacrifice
that matters.

But in my defense,
I've never had a job.

I know! That's what I'm saying.

You don't buy love, you make love.

Then let's make that.

And that'll be my gift to you.

Believe me, you would be
the one getting the gift.

Isn't this cozy?

Can you believe they
used to make these things

Out of real fur?

That is real fur.

What? No! Oh, come on!

Anyway, I know why you need it.

You need it to keep
you warm up in Alaska.

'cause that's where wilde oil
is planning its next coup.

Alaska? Liar!

I figured out.

You're planning to
pollute the inuits' land,

And then you're gonna coerce
the fat cats in Washington

To remove its protected status.

Then you're gonna offer
to pay for cleanup

Drilling for oil

Because we can't waste taxes
'cause we're "wittle" girls.

little girls would never do that.

That sounds like
another product of your

Left-wing, chewy media,
there, rush lim-bob.

Yeah, Andy,

I don't think Steve
is too plugged in

To the complexities
of the oil business.

Or any business.

Or any complexity, really.

So now you're defending him
and his big oil company.

No, I just accused
him of not working.

I certainly can't give him a
hard time about wilde oil.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to hear it.

It's true.

He's a good guy. Yeah.

And, you know,
he's really been trying.

Yeah, and I said I
don't want to hear it.

You never want to hear anything.

Way to go.

Wilde oil are the people

Who don't want to hear anything!

God, she used to love it when
I was dedicated and angry.

Well, you're welcome to
try ungrateful and happy.

Hasn't worked for me yet.

I don't know, maybe
she's starting to think

I'm a hypocrite.

She just doesn't want to listen

To the conspiracy theories anymore.

Are those take-out menus?

Yes, they were in your mailbox.

I really don't have anything...

Con--concrete.

Steve,

Weren't you just saying

That you wish somebody
would go up to Alaska

To find out if your family
were doing these atrocities?

Yes, but that's when
we were talking about

Getting rid of and-deed! I did.

And-deed I did.

And you should go
and-vestigate that.

You should go up there.

Emmy won't think you're
a hypocrite if you do.

But Alaska is so cold right now.

You can take my coat.

Well, I mean, I guess
it's already dead.

And it is crazy comfy.

Not that one. You can
take my gore-tex one.

It's great for all my drilling.

Drinking! I've got everything.

I'll fly you up there.
I've got a plane.

This is kind of sudden.

Great time of year to go up there.

It's no secret that I like Emmy,

But I'm not gonna stand in your way

Of you doing what you need to do

To knock her off her feet.

Which, in this case,
is revealing this conspiracy.

Wait a minute... He likes Emmy.

Well, migo, pop the champagne.

Steve finally got rid
of my mom's fiance.

All right, what'd you do with him?

Where's Andy?

Alaska.

He insisted on seeing

This wilde oil
conspiracy for himself.

In fact, I even took
care of his travel.

Oh, I guess I should thank you.

And yet, I doubt it.

Actually, I should be thanking you.

You stuck up for me
in front of Andy.

I know that wasn't the
easiest thing to do.

Well, Andy can be a lot of hot air.

I mean, he acts like
he's ready to start

Another French revolution

And push the poor to cut
the heads off the rich,

But he usually ends up just
calling into Larry king

And yelling at Donald trump.

wait...

The poor did that during
the French revolution?

You didn't learn that in history?

I guess bob fosse
didn't want to spook me.

in fact, fa'ad was about
to get spooked himself.

Ahh.

as he realized

That the vodka cellar door

Locked from the outside.

This is inconvenient.

but fa'ad, raised in the desert,

Wasn't worried.

Oh, well... It's not like

Anybody ever froze to death.

but upstairs, my mom

Was warming up to Steve,

Despite what her fiance thought.

Look, even Andy can't deny that.

And I mean this as a compliment.

The fact that you don't
work for your dad's company

Is your best quality.

It's not that I've held
on to my hair after 30?

I picked up your paycheck, boss.

Paycheck? Who's writing
you a paycheck?

I think that would still be carol

In the office. Carol.

What office?

My wilde oil office.

Wha...

Wait, what is happening right now?

Steve, I've just been praising you

For not working at wilde oil!

Now you tell me you
have a job there?

Job? I mean...Yes.

I collect a paycheck

And I have a title and
a suite of offices.

And I do a secret
santa once a year.

And I also have these pretty sweet

Ankle-length gore-tex
drilling coats

That I get from them.

But, I mean, work there?

And here I was,
trying to prove to Andy

What a good guy you are.

He'll never let me
hear the end of it.

Emmy, come on, this job
doesn't mean anything to me.

It's a lousy ten grand a week.

Half the time,
I just give it to migo.

Yeah, I could make it
more than half the time.

I could make it full time.

Well, what do you want me to do?

Quit!

You know, I think we might be doing
some things here

That could be very
self-destructive.

I use a lot of this money

To help fight my
gambling addiction.

I really feel like I'm one big win

Away from finding a cure.

I have to say, I really hoped

You were the kind of guy
that would have the courage

To stand up and do the right thing.

and so Steve realized he
could look like a hero

To the woman who put him
down for not having a job

By saying...

I will quit my job, Emmy kadubic.

And I swear to you,

I will never work
another day in my life.

he may have gone too
far with that one.

And so the next day,

Steve went down to
the corporate office

Of wilde oil.

If I were the quting department,
I would be...

Mr. Wilde.

Did you need to use the men's room?

No, no. No, I'm here
because I work here.

What a treat.

Mr. Wilde is here to work!

Yes, um...

Well, do gather round, work people.

So I've got something I
need to tell you today.

I quit.

Oh, Mr. Wilde, you're so funny.

Actually, I am very funny.

Thank you for that.

Would have been nice to hear that

Before I'd actually quit, but...

Steve wilde.

How's it going, buddy?

Workin' hard? Hardly workin'?

How dare you?

I've never worked a day in my life!

Look, some of the vps and I

Are bringing in a bucket of kfc.

Why don't you come join us, huh?

I don't know, I don't really know

Any of those other guys.

I'm not sure I'd exactly fit in.

I don't know what kfc means.

And, generally, as a rule,

I don't handle my own
champagne bucket.

kfc!

Why, you miserable--

Kfc makes original recipe

World-famous chicken.

The bucket is its iconic
take-out packaging.

And a punch on the arm
is a sign of friendship.

Great. Let's eat, friend.

There's a friend. Ow!

and so Steve stayed
at work through lunch

And was enjoying himself.

Meanwhile, down in the caymans,

I set up some shell corporations,

And I'm driving my own stock down.

So I'm making money both ways.

But, I mean, these are the
reagan years.

Just a great time to be seven.

Man, this chicken is so good!

How have I never heard
of this old chef before?

Steve was starting to have fun.

He was even being liked by people.

And suddenly, it was time to leave

His first-ever day at work.

Hey, carol,
why don't you knock off?

It's already 2:30.

Will I see you tomorrow?
You better believe it.

Denied.

The only bucket being
made on my watch

Is kcf.

Kfc.

That's what she said.

it turns out Steve was a
natural at the office.

while Steve was actually
working at his first job,

He brought in some top talent
to help on my science project.

No, no, no, no. I'm so sor--

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

So this is how Steve is helping you

With your science fair project?

By hiring Paul Shaffer

To write a musical about it?

Wait, this is a

Science fair project?

I made that perfectly clear to you

On the phone, Paul! Perfectly ear?

I'll tell you something.

You know what there's
no such thing as?

An easy ten grand!

They took that away

When they took away
Hollywood sqres!

Hey, what?

What the hell did you
do to Paul Shaffer?

I'll call Howard shore.

Honey, listen,
you and I are better off

Doing this thing together, okay?

It'll be fun.

So how'd the quitting go?
Tell me everything.

First, let me start by saying

The sign that they have
in their break room

Is absolutely true.

You don't have to be
crazy to work there,

But it helps.

did you just make that up?

No, I guess somebody there did.

They also made one that said,

"I hate mondays."

god, Monday, of all the days.

It's like, mondays?

Because it's the
beginning of the work...

Never mind. Forget it.

Well, I'll ask them tomorrow.

They're giving sexual
harassment lessons,

And I think I'll be
pretty good at it.

Tomorrow? You're not
going in tomorrow

Because you quit, right?

Here's the thing on that.

Sometimes in life,

It's harder to get out of things

Than you first think.

Like Afghanistan can be like that.

Or like a cathouse

When it's surrounded
by the atf agents

Can be like that.

Or paternity suits.

I'm trying to think
of another example.

ironically,

He was standing right over one.

Fa'ad woke up a little scared

And started to panic.

He remembered reading
the best thing to do

To avoid frostbite

Is to take off his clothes

And rub himself with ice.

Unfortunately,
he remembered incorrectly.

It was the worst thing to do.

Did I mention he was
raised in the desert?

Wait, so you didn't do it?

This is the example you're
showing my daughter--

That when things get hard,
you just don't quit?

Look, they liked me, okay?

They valued my opinions.

I suddenly got the whole
having a job deal.

It's not a bad thing,
it's just an acquired taste.

Like condor.

Ments. God, I love condor-ments.

Do you need some support?

I mean, this is kind of what I do.

I stand up to big corporations.

Would you like me to come into
the office with you tomorrow?

Are you kidding me?

I have always wanted to
show you where I work.

Migo, guess who's coming
to our office tomorrow?

Down here's where we do birthdays.

Oh, and Friday,
we're having a big party

For something called "to gift.
" I'm excited.

Steve, that sounds fun,
but remember,

We are here to--

I know, I know-- to quit.

Tell me one more time
the reason that I--

The reason I need to give them

That I need to quit
this awesome job.

It's because they're
destroying the planet.

For instance,
we think they are planning

To secretly pollute
inuit waterways...

so that's exactly what
Steve went and told them.

Pollute inuit waterways

In order to have the
government

Drop their protected status

So we can kick 'em
off it and drill.

Now, do I want to be
director of complaints

At a company who does that?

while my mom waited outside.

Is someone gonna
answer that or what?

Hello?

I've called this complaints
line 1,000 times,

And no one's had
the guts to answer.

But do you have the
guts to come clean

About what you're doing in Alaska?

Andy?

no...

This isn't Andy weeks?

I'm sorry, I'll never
bother you again.

No, no, Andy, it's me. Emmy.

What? Emmy?

I don't want you to get upset,

But, heh, and it's aually--

It's sort of funny.

This actually is steve's office line.

He works at wilde oil.

Liar! I knew it!

He's probably lying about what
they're doing in Alaska too.

I'm up here freezing
off my blue man group

Trying to find some proof
of this conspiracy,

And I can't get any proof
unless I have

Insider info from wilde oil.

You mean where I'm
sitting right now.

In steve's office.

Wait, you're in steve's
office right now?

that's what I am saying.

We can get access to all
the information we need

To help the people that
this oil company is hurting.

I've got to stop
Steve from quitting.

Emmy, can I say something?

Okay, so what happened?
Did you quit?

walk and talk.

Here's the thing.
You know how sometimes in life

Things are harder to get out of

Than you thought they would be?

Like, um, orly airport in Paris

When you've got 1,
500 tabs of ecstasy in a hockey bag.

Or east Hampton drunk tank.

Even the west Hampton-
so you didn't quit.

I may have been promoted.

Director of exploration.

It's kind of a Lewis
and clarky vibe.

Are you mad? No, no, no.

If you're head of
exploration, Steve,

We can save the inuit land.

Oh, well, I haven't quite
got the promotion yet.

I mean, I did tell
them about the whole

Pollute the waterways thing.

Here's the thing:

They hadn't actually
thought of that.

But they liked it.

And they kind of
want some more ideas

On how to do it, maybe.

Well, give 'em to 'em.

Wow, that was not the answer

I thought I'd get from you.

Isn't it kind of evil?

Listen, we are pretending to do

A little, small, bad thing

So that we can really do a big,
good thing!

I love this plan.

I get to keep my awesome job.

Let's get some lunch. No lunch.

We're working.

Tell carol to cancel the
rest of your meetings,

Brew a fresh pot of coffee,

And see if she can find a
Bachman-turner overdrive cd.

We've got some tribes to save.

and that's how my mom

Sort of got a job
at an oil company.

God, I hate high-fives.

my mom was trying to
push Steve up the ladder

At the oil company she
was hoping to bring down.

Once the polluted water

Sufficiently ruins
the protected lands,

They can become unprotected,

Which means only one thing.

Drill, baby, drill!

So you made this?

Yeah, I really had to push
the guys in r&d.

They thought the crying
villager was too much.

It kind of does make it
look less fun to play with.

No, no, no. Honey, honey, honey.

It's not yours to play with.
It's steve's.

He's doing some very
important work here.

Yeah, I actually kind of
think it's too much too.

No, no, no!

It's just perfect the way it is.

No one should touch it.

You bring this in on Thursday
and show the board,

They are gonna go berserk!

Oh, and great news-- I spoke to carol,

And I'm gonna start
there as your secretary.

That way, I can keep riding you

So you don't get sof

Boy, that is not how I ever

Wanted to hear you say that.

considering how much my mom
hated the oil companies,

She turned out to be a real
natural working for them.

Hey...So it's, uh,

Kenny in the mail room's birthday.

Wanna go get some cake?

Cake? Cake is for babies.

Of course babies like it.

It's so good.

I set my meeting--

Your meeting with the
board for tomorrow.

I let 'em know a few
of the broad strokes,

And I gotta tell you,

People are really
loving what I'm...

What you're doing.

From now on, when I say "me,
" I mean, "you."

They love me.

Now, I sent a few of
our wilde oil trucks

Up to Alaska to scout
the pollution sites.

We're actually going
through with that?

I thought that was just an example

Of what we could do
just to get in the door.

Steve, I keep telling you,

You want to make an omelet,
you gotta break some eggs.

Yeah, we're gonna screw
over a few inuits.

But it'll help you get this job,

And once you've got the job,

Then we can do some real good.

Okay, I feel like we've
really crossed a line here.

And by "we," I actually
kind of mean "you."

Look, nobody's gonna
kill any pandas.

So stop acting like a little girl.

Now, what are you gonna do?

All the cake's probably gone.

You're gonna go in there tomorrow,

And you're gonna
show them that model,

And you're gonna knock 'em dead,

And you're gonna
get that promotion!

Wear something cute.

mom kept getting more
and more carried away,

Until Steve and I had both had it.

Steve, you're up.

Are you okay?

No, I'm in hell.

It's the third day in a row
I've gotten up this early.

I'm getting to work
before banks open.

Honest to god, banks!

Then why are you still going?

I'm finally getting to spend
some time with your mom.

She actually seems to value me.

Ironically,
it's as an oil executive.

Well, at least she's
working on your project.

She hasn't even started on mine.

Say what you will
about Paul Shaffer,

But he shows up.

and even though he was working,

Steve realized he
hadn't really shown up.

Steve?

Steve, where are you?

but later, my mom
couldn't find Steve

To go to work with.

She looked everywhere.

We've got the
presentation in an hour!

Don't tell me you've got cold feet.

and that's when she
found someone...

Fa'ad?

with cold everything else.

Don't let the door close!

Oh, we'll be trapped here forever!

Migo, can you come get us out
of this weird vodka room?

I'm kind of in the middle of something,

But, yeah, sure, give me a sec.

That's an intercom?

Where are your clothes?
I burned them.

Oh, for god's sakes.
Well, take my shawl.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

No, don't burn it!

Why are you burning everything

That would keep you warm?

Well, it didn't
start as everything.

In fact, it started
out quite small.

I just burned a pair of pants.

A gold bracelet.

Just enough to give me
a quick burst of heat

So I could climb the ice
by that window back there.

Gotta break a few eggs, right?

Well, yeah, I've said that too.

But, you know,
you have to know when to stop.

That's what I thought.

The problem is,
the more I destroyed,

The colder I got.

And the more I had to
destroy to keep warm.

And... It's a slippery slope.

Compromise is, yes.

No, I mean the ice by the window.

Oh, I see.

Well, nothing more
slippery than ice.

Except oil.

and that's when my mom realized

That she was on a
slippery slope too.

But she might have a way out.

Migo! Steve...

He didn't go to the office, did he?

I saw him head to the
garage with your model.

The model. Oh, no.

If he makes that presentation,

Thenilde oil could do
some serious damage.

We've got to stop him.

Don't worry, Emmy.

No matter where he is,
I can find anyone.

well, you found me.

and migo did find us--

On his way to getting
the car to find us.

There he is.

He's standing right
there in front of us.

I found him.

No? Nothing for migo?

Steve, what are you doing here?

I thought you were supposed
to be at the big meeting?

I didn't go. I quit.

You quit? Why did you quit?

Because it was wrong, Emmy.

Because I couldn't
make the compromises

That you were willing to.

and because of this...

Hey, have a great weekend.

Uh, it's Wednesday.

Well, when do weekends
start around here?

And, frankly, I don't
like what happened to you.

Because you--

Turned into exactly
the kind of person

I've been fighting my
whole life against.

Started wearing your hair in a bun.

But, yes, the stuff
you're talking about too.

Plus, somebody needed to help puddle
with her project.

Wait, so you're gonna use this

For your science fair project?

Yeah, Steve and I have
been working on it.

He's been amazing.

I really have. I didn't ev--

Well, I did tell her to say that,

But I have been amazing.

It's called: "
don't let this happen here."

So the inuits are
standing in this area,

So the oil people
can't get into it.

And this little one's
holding a court order.

That was my idea.

I really can't believe you did this.

And, puddle, I'm really
sorry I wasn't here for you.

Well, you could still help.

I would love to.

Okay, all I need to do

Is get these shiny tears
out of the inuits' eyes.

Ooh, are you sure
you want to do that?

Okay, I'll just scratch 'em out.

Boy, it sure is nice to have
the old Emmy back, isn't it?

The Emmy that we all...

Love so much to have in our lives.

I'm so glad no one got hurt.

Ah, me too.

Okay. That's enough.

Okay.

but someone did get hurt.

Now we're gonna fan out,
and remember,

Wilde oil has spies everywhere.

Now, giggling horse,
I want you to run up that tree.

Give us a scout. Eagle eyes.

We're here with the trucks
from wilde oil.

Where do you want us to set up?

What are you asking me for?

I'm here to fight wilde oil!

Then why you wearing
one of our jackets?

He's with the oil company!

Oh, no, no, no, no!

wait, wait!

No, no! Guys, guys, guys!

and when they caught him,

He cried like a little girl.

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