All language subtitles for Running Wilde s01e02 Into the Wilde.eng

Steve was in the middle of a game

when his friend Fa'ad arrived.

eh, Fa'ad...

Fa'ad, pop the trunk so I can hop in.

Why?

I'm playing "$500 If You an Find Me" with Puddle.

It's like a more incentivised "Hide and Seek",

I made it up when I was a kid.

Well, that explains the *

The other twist is that you don't tell
your opponent that you're actually playing...

actually playing.

So they have to figure that out too.

I'd like to play that game with you.

Oh you have.
Many times.

- You're horrible at it.
- Well, you're not much better.

If Puddle sees me talking to the back of my car,

she'll spot you instantly.

We should be safe here until nighfall.

Lotta luggage back here.

mmm, well,

Summer vacation's over and fall is finally here, so

that can only mean one thing.

Fall vacation.

I'll be joining my mothers and father on
a trip to the Gulf.

Always nice to see somebody else's spill.

And of course, you'll be travelling with your family.

I'm sorry.

I forgot that your family has little regard for you.

d-oh, they care about me.

They just choose not to show it with words or actions.

But with Emmy and Puddle here I kind of have a new family.

We all have our own roles to play in our
little psychodrama.

I'm hoping by taking them away on vacation,

I'll finally be able to make love

to the wife character.

How clueless of you.

Don't you think there must be a reason

why she insists on living in that tree house?

Why doesn't Darrin let Samatha use magic?
I don't know!

She finds you and your lifestyle morally repugnant.

Do you think?

Of course.
This is a woman

Who spent all her time
in the jungle.

She probably doesn't
even shave her legs.

That actually came up
the other night.

(puddle)
it was right after mom

Took her first bubble bath
in six years.

[knocks]
emmy.

Emmy,
are you taking a bath?

Emmy.

Of course, she didn't
want steve to know about that.

Are you kidding me? I wouldn't
waste hot water on a bath.

I couldn't figure out
how to use your dishwasher.

Who, oleg?

Oh, just push the dish
into his chest.

He'll take it from there.

Listen, you've been in
the jungle for a long time,

So if you want to just
soak in a hot tub

Or shave your legs
or whatever...

That won't be necessary.

Are you saying that because
they're already shaved, or--?

No, I was saying I don't believe
that one person is worth

The energy it takes to heat
80 gallons of water for a bath.

Oh, well, you may not
be worth it, but I am.

I'm filthy rich.

No, no, no, I wasn't
talking about money.

I was talking about
personal worth.

Yes, and I'm saying

That I have far more
personal worth than you do,

But I'm not
judging you for it.

Steve, I am judging you.

Overruled.

Oh, admit it. You find my
wealth to be emasculating.

I am not a man.

Then shave your legs, sir.

Oh, "stebe," you have
a better chance of romance

With me in the back
of this escalade

Than you do
of getting that woman

To go on a trip with you.

Just so much baggage.

We could move it.

No, I meant
between emmy and me.

Let us out of here.

I was a fool to think

That I could ever
get close with her again.

Ah, [bleep] balls.

Tell your mom I'm going
out of town next week.

On vacation.

Alone.

(puddle)
I was sorry to hear about that,

Although happy
about the $500 tip.

(emmy)
did you see steve?

I found him
curled up in a ball

At the back of fa'ad's car.

Huh.
That can't be good.

Unless...
Did he give you $50?

Uh-huh.

Among 450 other things.

Yeah, that's a game.

He's trying to make it
fun for you here.

He really is a big sweetie,
isn't he?

God, I feel terrible about what
I said the other day to him.

I just--I think
I was feeling guilty

About not staying
in the tree house.

Why are we staying
in the tree house?

We're making a point.
We're making some...Point.

But maybe we do deserve
a little vacation

From the tree house,
right?

It is fall break at school.

Maybe we could stay
in steve's house

While he goes on vacation.

Hmm?

Oh, yeah,
he wanted me to tell you.

He's going alone.

Alone? What?

Oh, okay, I get it.

He's trying to make a point

About how he's worth
more than we are,

And how he deserves
some big, fancy trip

While we live in
this tree like animals.

Where is he?

Been there.

Don't want to go there.
Found you.

I'm not paying you 500 for that.
I'm not playing.

Neither am I.
I can't believe--500?

Did I count that wrong?

I can't believe you're
going out of town alone.

Well, you're obviously
not going with me.

Well, obviously,
because I misunderstood

What's going on here
between us.

Well,
I viously did too.

After all,
I'm not worth a vacation.

Well, I love planning
a great, big trip to go on

All by myself.

Oh, so you prefer
going with puddle and me?

There's nothing
I'd like more.

Well, same here.

Great. So then we're
not actually fighting.

No. We're agreeing.
Then go pack your bags.

You know what?
I will.

I'm really excited.

It's gonna be fun, right?

Yeah.

So you really
talked her into going, huh?

Three weeks of her, me,
and a four-poster bed.

You know, you always
tell me to bring that,

And we never actually
put it together.

At least I'll have a chance
for a little me time,

And I'm finally going to finish
renovating my little cottage.

Wait, isn't that on my land?

Yes, it's the old
hunting cabin.

You gave it to me after
I had my second heart attack.

Well, sure.
I didn't think you'd make it.

(puddle)
for some reason, mr. Lunt was touched by that.

Well, I'm going up there
with a bottle of chardonnay,

Some stenciling,
and a good kitty kelley.

So where are you takg
emmy and puddle

Without feeling guilty
for not taking me?

You know, I thought
I'd just gas up the jet,

Maybe take her to a private
resort in montenegro.

I--you know,
emmy's not really

Not a "gas up the jet"
type of gal.

You want to impress her,

You don't leave
a carbon footprint.

Well,
what am I supposed to do?

Take her to some
shed in the woods

Within walking distance?

Like the old hunting cottage.

Yeah,
that's woodsy and rustic.

She'll love that.

No, no, no, it's not
like that anymore.

I've been redoing it
for years.

It's all slate and seagrass,

And leftover carrara marble
from your pool house redo

You said I could have
after my prostate.

Well, easier to tear down
than to build up, right?

Is it?

Sure. Migo,
you could go over there

With a couple of your guys,

Put some leaks in the roof,

Knock down some
of that gingerbread,

Bring it back
to the skinning shack

It must have been at
the turn of the century, huh?

That okay with you,
lunt?

Well, it's just that I spent
so long fixing it up.

I was sort of hoping
to retire there

When you stopped needing me.

Hey, look at me.

I'm never gonna stop
needing you.

No, the last thing
that you'll see on this earth

Is my tear-stained face

As I shovel dirt onto yours.

I'm going to see this?

We're going to a cabin?

I know.

It doesn't sound
like a huge

Step up
from the tree house,

But he's really trying,
isn't he?

Ey all are.

(puddle)
they were.

Especially migo
and his family.

We found this weird room
filled with china dolls.

I say we leave it.

It's a little creepy.

Steve said
he wanted creepy, right?

Yeah, you know, it's really
not the right kind of creepy.

Get it out.

Well then, let me at least
tissue and box 'em.

So it looks like
we'll need our bed rolls,

And it might
be tight quarters,

So I'm gonna do
a little touchup.

(puddle)
she'd never admit it,

But I think my mom
was really looking forward

To having a man in her life.

(man)
hey.

Until she was reminded

That she already had one.

Can a guy who just traveled
three weeks on a garbage barge

To see you get a hug
around here?

(puddle)
kind of.

(puddle)
my mom's fiance

Had arrived off
a garbage barge from peru.

Oh, dear god, you smell.

Yeah.

So why did you
take a barge and not fly?

Well, you know, I was
in line to get a ticket,

But then I saw
this migrant worker

Who was trying to get back
to his pregnant wife,

And, you know, he was
oppressed and huddled.

Not--not so much a mass,

But, still, I--you know,

I gave him my money, and...

Andy.

Oh. Oh, no, no, no, no.
So bad.

Anyway, now I'm broke.

I got no money,

And the little money
I do have

Is gonna have to go
to hep c shots.

Let that be a lesson to you,
little lady.

See a nice bag
of soft cotton balls

But it's marked
"medical waste,"

You don't use her
as a pillow.

[laughs]

[clattering]

Oh, shy.

But then I got your letter.

And it occurred to me
the light of my life

Has infiltrated the enemy.

Together,
we can bring wilde oil

To its knees from within

And liberate
the oppressed masses.

Well, big plans,

But steve really is
just the son,

And he is letting us
stay here

So puddle can go to school,

So there is that.

I can't believe you're
trading in your principles

For some pampered existence

In some luxurious
mctree mansion.

I mean, look at this.

This is everything
we fought against.

I mean, what kind of deal
did you make with this guy?

No deal.
We hardly even see each other.

(steve)
come on down, girls.

Our family vacation awaits.

Except on trips.

We do see each other
on trips.

Is that him?

Hey, pig.

Who the hell are you?

I'll give you a hint.

It rhymes with candy cheeks.

What? It rhymes
with candy cheeks,

Or it is candy cheeks?

Dr. Andy weeks.

Oh, come on.

I'm the guy
who's engaged to emmy,

The guy she's been
telling you about.

Yeah, well, I've never
heard of you before.

I've mentioned you.
He never listens.

She says you never listen.

Well, why don't you
come down here

And see
if I never glisten.

I'll be on the cover
of men's journal

A hell of a lot sooner
than you will, pal.

I'm coming down.

Great. While you're
coming down, I'm heating up.

(puddle)
for some reason,

It's really hard to hear
under that tree house.

Here I come.
Yeah, no, here I come.

Look where you're at.

Who's glisteni now,
jerk?

What, are you scared

To come up and face me
man to man?

Well, no,
you're in the way.

Well, just--well,
you can come on the side.

I don't know
if my arms can--

Here, I'll--

Well then,
now we're both--

Well, no,
let me come on--

Oh, my god. I don't know why
they call you candy cheeks.

You smell
like a garbage barge.

Hey, you don't think I'm
self conscious about that?

You know, sorry, man.

I didn't expect me to be
sharing a mcladder today.

You guys, stop it.

I'm coming down.

Well, I'm glad
somebody's calm.

I'm calming down.

Would you move?

(puddle)
this continued for a while.

And to make matters worse,

It was gardener day.

You have to do that now?
Come on.

Emmy, you're not--

Get down.

Get off me!

Lunt,
you're grabbing my leg!

(puddle)
and by the time

We all got to the bottom rung
of the ladder,

Our vacation
had been cancelled.

I don't get it.

Why do we have
to cancel our trip?

Because it's inappropriate.

My fiance just got here.

Still can't believe that
that gargoyle in birkenstocks

Is your fiance.

I mean, you're pretty

And beautiful
and attractive,

And he is like
a poor man's...Poor man.

Well, unlike you,

I don't judge people
just by how they look, okay?

I'm more concerned

About their compassion
and their principles.

That is not very compassionate

To those of us
who look fantastic

And don't have principles,
is it?

What? No, look, you can call
andy a poor man all you like,

But you have no idea
what he is really worth.

Wait, is he wealthy?

Oh, my god. Is he, like,
howard hughes rich?

Is that why
he doesn't bathe?

No, he bathes.

He just got off a...

I'm not talking
about financial worth.

Then please stop
using the word "worth."

You know what?

I should go be with my
fiance right now.

What's going on?

I have to deal
with this andy problem.

I'm gonna have
to destroy him.

No, no.

Anything bad you do to him

Is just going to push them
closer together.

Well, what am I
supposed to do?

Act like I like
the jackass? Yeah.

See, the kinder and
friendlier you are to him,

The more he looks like a jerk
when he pushes you away.

Kill him with kind of
being nice to him.

I like the sneakiness
of your people, migo.

I'll share that
with my peoples.

(puddle)
later, my mom was with andy,

But she was still mad
at steve.

Okay, this is ridiculous,
all right?

Just go use steve's bath.

There's, like, 16 different
types of bath salt.

No. Bathing in that
capitalist pig's home

Would just
make me more d--

How do you know so much
about steve's bath?

I'm assuming.

You know, if one were
easily emasculated,

One might think you, uh,

Cared about him,
or something.

I am not a man.

No, I am.
I'm a man.

Oh, I didn't mean to
emasculate you. I...

I'll be all right.

By the way, I do not
care about him, okay?

He's a rich son
of a rich dad.

If you're gonna
go after anyone,

I would concentrate
on the father.

I mean, he's really--

Emmy, that's it.
That's a brilliant idea.

Yes.
We'll kidnap steve,

Use the ransom money
from his dad

To buy back the land from
the tribes he displaced.

See, that's how
you help people.

Okay, but you can't
really kidnap steve.

I mean, among a million
other reasons,

Once he's released,
he'd tell everyone it was you,

And you'd go to jail
for the rest of your life.

What if he didn't know
he was being kidnapped?

Then I guess it wouldn't
be the best kidnapping.

What if he thinks he's going on
a vacation with his friend andy,

Who, unbeknownst to him,

Has sent a letter off
demanding his ransom?

See, rich people have
insurance for stuff like this.

Oh, my god! Oh!

We get to stick it to
the insurance people too.

It's the perfect crime.

But it is still a crime,
you know?

And it's not gonna work,

Because he's not gonna
go anywhere with you.

You've done nothing
but fight since you met him,

And will you please
find a hose?

You're gonna hurt yourself.

Emmy, I did not win
a loose cannon

At the eco terrorist awards

By not knowing
a little something

About water pressure.

Oh!

(puddle)
so andy went ahead

With his fake
kidnapping plan after all.

First by
making a ransom note.

Then by trying to get steve
to like him,

Which he knew
would take a while.

Hey.

I was hoping to see you.

Steve,
I was hoping to see you.

(puddle)
but steve was following migo's advice

To act friendly to andy.

There was a lot of fake
acting nice going on.

I wanted to apologize

For accusing you of not
listening earlier.

I would like to apologize

For not being
more glisteny earlier.

Steve says, "we should
do something sometime.

Let me get to know
the real candy cheeks."

This would be easier

If you gave me
the binoculars.

I happen to have
a backpack right here.

We could hike up
to my family's cabin

As early as--

Right now.

Let's.

(puddle)
and so both men

Headed directly
into the woods.

Won't this be fun?
Great.

Stopping only so andy
could mail his ransom letter.

Come on, new buddy.

I haven't made
a new buddy since never.

And soon we had
a surprise visitor.

(fa'ad)
have you a moment?

I just wanted to know,
not that I care,

Who that gentleman was

That steve went
on vacation with.


vacation? Vacation?

Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm embarrassed to admit

That I sometimes get
my bs and my vs confused.

Bacation.

Not that I wanted
to travel with steve myself.

Plus I could always
go into the woods with him.

They went into the woods?

They went into the woods?

Look, she's right there.

I don't need you
to lip read for me.

It's weird
they would go somewhere

Without leaving a note.

I saw him
making a note.

He was cutting up
magazines.

Oh, no. I think my fiance's
kidnapping steve.

Well, I don't want to rush you
through the grieving process,

But would you like to go
on bacation with me?

(puddle)
my mother was shocked

To find out that andy
was kidnapping steve.

Puddle,
go find migo and mr. Lunt.

Tell them what's going on.

We have to stop that
letter from going through,

Otherwise andy
will go to jail.

Hurry. Go.

(puddle)
I ran as fast as I could

Until they couldn't
see me anymore.

I'm not a giant andy fan.

They must be
going to the cabin.

Fa'ad, can you take me
to the cabin in the woods?

If you're okay
with me taking my s-u-b.

No, we're not
taking a submarine.

What is with these
rich people and--

Oh, you mean s-u-v.

Yes, that's what I said.
S-u-b.

(puddle)
meanwhile, andy and steve

Were growing tired of being
fake nice to each other.

Got anything to drink
in there, friend?

In where, friend?

That giant backpack
of yours, friend.

Oh. I don't think that
there's anything in it.

Just packed with the hiking
paper it came with, my friend.

That's not hiking paper.

That's the filler they use
to make it look fat,

You idiot--friend.

You look fat, you moron.

Ha ha, so you're not
my friend, are you?

Of course not.

And I can't believe that you
want to be my friend.

I don't. I'm kidnapping you,
you twit.

What are you talking about?

I could overpower you
in a moment.

Yeah, that's why
I didn't tell you.

Come on.

Stop saying that.

Just lead us
to that damn cabin

So I can call mr. Lunt

And he can get us
the hell out of here.

Fine. Wait, what do you
mean lead us?

I don't know where
your stupid cabin is?

Well, neither do I.

What, you think I've been
everywhere on my property?

I don't think I've been
everywhere in my house.

Anyway, aren't you some kind
of jungle doctor,

Knows how to track things?

Ouch.
That hurt.

Look, you can't track
anything that doesn't walk

Or leave droppings
for a trail, you know?

Like...Like that.

That's a trail, see?

Comes all the way right up...

Oh. I'm sick.

Candy cheeks!

Oh, I think I'm gonna need
some of that hiking paper.

(puddle)
meanwhile, fa'ad and my mother arrived at the cabin.

(emmy)
steve? Andy?

Where...

What kind of cabin is this?

I know.
Isn't it wonderful?

Used to be
an old hunting lodge,

But now it's sort
of a "haben" for me

Where I can just slow down
and get to know somebody

Recently...Available.

Are you insane?

You were supposed to take me
to steve's cabin.

Oh, "stebe's" cabin.

Yes. We are heading off
a potential disaster here.

I'm so sorry.
I didn't get that at all.

It's hard to hear
under the tree house.

No, I have no idea
where stebe's cabin is.

Are you good at tracking?

Well, I'm okay,

If they've left
some sort of trail.

You look terrible.

I don't feel so great.

I'm leaking like
the exxon valdez.

I think I'm
a little delirious.

These trees were
making fun of me.

Oh, but then I met
a family of raccoons.

They were so delicious.

Quick.
Let's make love.

Oh, no.

God, you are just
a head coming out

A pile of packing wrap.

There's still things
we can do.

What is wrong with you?

I honestly don't know.

I think it might be related
to the medical waste

I used as a pillow,

But don't worry about me.
I'm gonna be fine.

I'm talking
about the kidnapping.

You sent a letter?

Well,
he led me into the woods.

I thought
it was my last chance.

Okay,
so where is he now?

Well, he made this nice
hiking nest for me,

And then he went
to go get help,

Which is weird,
'cause he's such a jerk.

It's because
he's not a jerk, andy.

I'm the jerk.

'cause when you asked me
why I'm staying with steve,

I should have
told you the truth,

Which is...I like him.

He's my friend.

What?

Wait, you're not just
gonna leave me here, are you?

You're a quarter mile
from the tree house.

Oh, come on!

Stop saying that.

(puddle)
my mother finally found the cabin,

Hoping that steve was there,
calling for help.

God, it's grotesque.

Oh.

This is not
what it looks like.

Really? Because is looks like
you're warming yourself

In a dilapidated cottage.

Yeah, the guys did a really
good job with the dilapidating.

But I called mr. Lunt.

He's gonna pick up andy.

Well, you don't look
very kidnapped.

Looks kidnapped to me.

Wonder how long andy's
going to jail for.

Oh, steve, about that,

I just want you to know

I would never condone
something like kidnapping.

In fact, I sent migo
to try to intercept

That letter at your father's,

But he did not
get there in time.

It's okay.
It's great.

I actually think
that it's great

That the money might actually
go to a good cause, so...

My dad has insurance
for stuff like this.

Believe me, how much
did he end up paying?

Well, I think your father
was a little worried

It would up the premiums.

At first.

Which is why he decided
to sit this one out

And not report you missing.

But...
[laughs]

I--I have
nothing else to say.

(puddle)
all of a sudden,

I got why steve
made up a game

To make people
want to look for him.

That's great.

It's good to know
what you're worth.

You know,
let's change the subject.

Migo, you had--

Nothing else to say.

Hey, you mean
a lot to us, okay?

And, you know,
we're already here,

So why don't we take
that family vacation?

Really?
Yeah.

I would love that.

Hey, is there room for
one more on this bacation?

Of course.

Well then,
let's bring stebe.

He's habing a rough day.

Hey, listen.

We can't have people
sleeping on the floor.

What about I bring
that four-poster out

For you and me?

Uh, how about
for me and puddle?

There's nothing I wouldn't do
for you and puddle.

Migo, go do that
for her and puddle.

Sorry about coming on
so strong there. I...

You know, steve,
you talk a big game,

But I think what I really
am to you is a friend.

[dramatic music]

Please take your hand
off my leg.

I get it.
You haven't shaved.

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