All language subtitles for Rules of Engagement s06e08 Scavenger Hunt.eng

[Sighs]

Ugh. Hey, Aud.
Hey...

You.

Jeff, you know Ana.

[Mouths words]

She's been cleaning for us
for six months.

She sure is dusting off
those cookies.

Hola,Mr. Jeff.

I have to apologize
for my socks.

My feet sweat a lot, but...

I, uh...
I guess you knew that.

Anyways, uh...

Cerveza.

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We should get you
and that cleaning lady a maid.

Ana is more
than just a cleaning lady.

She's become a friend.

Oh, here we go.

- What?
- She's here to work.

If anybody should get paid

to sit and listen
to you yammer,

it's me.

First of all,
if anyone should be compensated

for this marriage, it's me.

I should get hazard pay
just for having to share

a bathroom with you.

And honestly,
why do you even care

if I sit and chat with Ana?

I'm just saying that you
don't have to be best friends

with everybody
who works for us.

I don't do that.

Then why am I going
to the doorman's wedding?

I can't help it.
I'm a people person.

Plus, Ana and I have
a very good time together.

You don't even speak
the same language.

Oh, my Spanish is a lot better
than you think it is, Jeff.

[Speaking Spanish]

Si, si.

[Cackling]

Ana.

Hilario.

[Laughing]

Ohhh.

Classic Ana.

She... she kills me.

[Chuckling]

What, uh...
what did she say?

It's kind of a private joke.

It doesn't translate.

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Ah, sir.

I thought you had a lunch.

Well, luckily, I didn't,

or it would be
all over the floor.

Talk about a wood killer.

Implying that you
walked in here with wood.

Always ready to party, Tim.

Ahh.

Whoa, who's the...

hey, what's that stuff
that restores wood

to its natural luster?

- Teak oil?
- Yeah.

Whoa, who's the teak oil?

Stephanie,
this syphilitic hobgoblin

is my boss.

Enchante.
[Chuckles]

Russell dunbar...

Wealthy.

Uh, Stephanie
is my running buddy.

We motivate each other.

I'd run pretty fast too,
if I was being chased

by Mahatma Gumby over here.

Okay.

And on that note,
we really should get going.

I used to run a little bit.

Ahh.

Really?

Yeah.

Got a bum knee
from an old iron man injury.

You did an Ironman triathlon?

Well, I, uh...

I hit a theater seat
really hard

when I went to see iron man.

It was pretty bad.

- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey.

Ah, Mr. rhodes.
This is Stephanie.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

Yeah. Hey, guess what.

I guess she's his
"running buddy."

No air quotes.
That's literally what she is.

Timmy and I are training
for the marathon.

Yes, completing a marathon
has long since been

a personal goal of mine,

which I have so far been
unable to achieve.

Hm. Good luck
tottering around Manhattan

on those slim Jims
you call legs.

Sir, your legs
look like two rolls

of uncooked pillsbury dough.

Hey, the top-selling pastry
in America.

You can't hurt me, Tim.

Hey.

You know, in high school,
I was co-captain

of my cross-country team,
till I pulled a groin.

- Hmm.
- Oh, wow.

Whose was it?
Yours or the other captain's?

Ha, ha.

Nice try embarrassing me,
but it was mine.

I pulled my own groin, so...

Well, if you want,
you should join us.

You know, I might.

I've been meaning
to get back into it.

Well, it might be
a bit late in the game.

The marathon's
less than a month away.

It doesn't matter.

Running is 90% mental.

Anything you believe you can do,
you can do.

- Well.
- Come on, let's go.

- Hm.
- Cheers.

Byebye.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- She really inspired me.
- Yeah, me too.

I'm gonna run a marathon.

I'm gonna nail Stephanie.

- Mm.
- Oh.

Oh, look at that.
You two are hugging now.

We were just
saying good-bye, Jeff.

Muchas gracias,miss Aubrey.

Muchas gracias, Mr. Jeff.

Oh.

I'm, uh...

I'm not much of a, uh...
here you go.

All right.

All right, off you go.

[Exhales heavily]

- Adios.
- Adios.

What's, uh...

what's with all the
"muchas gracias"?

Uh, it means
"thank you very much."

Yes, I knew that,
rosetta stone.

What I meant was,
why is she thanking us?

Well, we just did
something very generous.

The second I saw you two
sharing cookies,

I knew it would lead
straight to my wallet.

Look, Ana needs
an operation, okay?

I mean, you saw the way
she limped out of here.

I just thought her leg
had fallen asleep

from sitting around
listening to you habla.

That, uh...
that means "talk".

Look, we are not gonna pay
for the whole operation.

I had a wonderful idea.

She works for other people
in the building,

so I'm gonna ask them
to chip in.

I am bringing
the whole community together.

Oh, I get it.

Now you just want to show off
to everyone,

make 'em think you're a hero.

Oh, well, forgive me.

Unlike you, I actually like
doing good things

for other people.

Well.

This isn't gonna end well.

How is being the leader
of a charitable endeavor

not going to end well?

I don't know,
but I look forward

to you showing me.

Hey, if charity's your game,

why not throw
a little this way, huh?

Hey, I am happy
to contribute.

I think it is so nice
what you're doing for Ana.

Oh, I've heard
all the adjectives...

nice, noble, generous,
selfless.

But honestly,
I'm just being Audrey.

[Door opens]

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Did you go for a run
or a swim?

Oh, my God, you guys
are not gonna believe this.

Okay? According to my pedometer,

I just ran 30 Miles
in a half an hour.

Adam, you have it
on clock mode.

You didn't run 30 Miles.
You ran for 30 minutes.

Yeah, but in a half an hour.

You know? I mean, that's, like,
my personal best.

Whew.

Whoa.
[Chuckles]

Wha... what's happening
with the band-aids?

He says it's a runner thing.

Yeah, it prevents
nip chafing.

You know how sensitive
they can get.

It's pretty smart, huh?

Agh!

Oh.

Oh! Ouch-less, my ass!

[Groans]

So why did you finally agree
to have dinner with me?

Was it the two weeks
of gentle stalking?

Actually, it was you
emailing me

as my friend Caitlin,

saying, "meet me
at this restaurant."

That was a good one, huh?

Look, you're funny and cute
in sort of an ironic way.

That's what I'm going for.

- Well, it's working.
- Hmm.

But you and I
are very different people.

Listen, we both put
our pants on

one leg at a time.

Hopefully, you'll see
for yourself in the morning.

None for me, thanks.
I got the marathon coming up.

Then you need to be hydrated.

Or, as I like to call it,

"wine-drated".

Look, I-if this was
two years ago,

it'd be a very different story.

Really? I'd like to hear
that story.

Well, I used to be
a real party girl.

Drinking, staying out late...

One-night stands.

Oh, where did it all
go wrong?

I just don't do
anything halfway.

And these days, I'm all about
running and training.

Hmm.

Well, I understand
and respect that.

In fact, let's drink to that.

Oh, you going to the gym?

Move over, mentalist.
There's a new genius in town.

You can't go yet.

Ana's on her way over.

Oh, good.
Well, it's been two weeks.

This place is a dump.

She's not coming to clean.

She wants to thank us
for her surgery.

She said she's still a little swollen,

but she sounded really happy.

Oh.
[Knock at door]

That's probably her now.

Hello, Audrey.

I have my check
for Ana's surgery.

I'm sorry I'm so late with it.

Oh, no, no, no.
That's fine.

I just went out back

and plucked a few more bills
off the money tree.

Yeah, well, I-I just wanted
to say,

I think that it is
so great how you...

- spearheaded the whole thing?

Well, thank you, but seriously,
if I hadn't done it,

some other big-hearted person
would have.

Oh, Ana!

Hola. Como estas?

Muy bien,miss Audrey.

Ohhh.

That... that means she's doing
very well.

I speak Spanish, so...

Ana, por favor.

Ay, si.

What's with the hitch
in her get-along?

Thought we paid
to iron that out.

Maybe it's still healing.

Oh, my God.

I definitely see
some swelling.

Muchas gracias,
miss AudreyyMr. Jeff.

Muchas gracias.

De nada.

Well, you know,
I had my doubts.

But you did good. Hey.
Bring it in.

Bring it in.

[Laughing]
Mr. Jeff.

Oh, my God.

I am so full.

Here's an idea.
Why don't you stop eating?

I'm carbo-loading.

Got the marathon in an hour.

Wait, aren't you supposed
to do that the night before?

Aud, who ran cross-country
in high school?

I did.

That makes this
a little less dramatic,

but so did I.

Hey, Timmy.
Ready for your race?

Actually, I've run into
a bit of a problem.

I haven't heard from Stephanie
in days.

You try looking in me bed?

That's the last place
I saw her.

If she's not there,
try me shower.

If she's not there...

- ugh, okay.
We get it, we get it.

Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
We don'tallget it.

I can't believe
you slept with Stephanie.

Oh, now we all get it.

I should've known
meeting you would tempt her

back to the dark side.

[Chuckles]
You really should've.

Why would you do this
to me, sir?

I don't know, Tim.
Why does anyone do anything?

Why does Audrey want her maid
to have huge boobs?

I don't know.

I didn't want her
to have huge boobs, okay?

I thought I was doing
a good thing.

I thought I was fixing
her limp.

Well, ironically,

with all that extra weight
up top,

uh, that, uh...
that limp is worse than ever.

Mm. Six months of training
down the drain.

Well, why can't you do it
by yourself?

I've tried, miss Morgan,
many a time.

But without someone
setting the pace,

pushing me forward,

I fear I may never reach
this lifelong goal.

I'll be your running buddy.

Well, there's always
next year.

Hey, come on.
Come on, Tim.

You've come this far.

Well, I suppose
I've got nothing to lose.

That's the spirit.

Now let's get
some pancakes in you.

Mr. rhodes,
you do know

that you're supposed
to carbo-load

the night before the race.

Um, Tim,

who ran cross-country
in high school?

I did.

God, I gotta stop
asking that question.

- You ready?
- You tell me.

Whoa. All right, then.

Feel free to leave,
imagination.

Won't be needing you.

Going to go and text Stephanie
one more time.

Hey, Timmy, look, I don't
think she's coming, buddy.

Okay? And if we're gonna
win this thing,

you gotta focus.

I'm sorry... win this?

I'm merely hoping to finish
in under five hours.

We have no chance of winning.

Not with that negative
attitude, you don't.

You know what, Timmy?
I'm sorry, man.

But I'm in it to win it, okay?

And I don't think I can deal
with your bring-down 'tude.

So... Run hard.

Hey, whoa, Tim.
Hey.

Sir.

What on earth
are you doing here?

- I found Stephanie.
- Really? Where is she?

- Okay, she's in Vegas.
- Oh, bullocks.

But don't worry.

We're definitely hooking up
when she comes back.

- Terrific.
- Where you going?

I can't do this
on my own, sir.

I'm giving up.
No, no.

Giving up?
Tim, come on.

You've set a goal.

And if you can dream it,
you can achieve it.

I mean, look at me, buddy.

My goal was to bang
your running buddy.

Was that easy? No.

Were there times
I thought of giving up?

Sure. But I didn't.
And I reached my goal.

Twice.

And you can too.

Reprehensible...

Yet oddly inspiring.

Okay.

Whoa, you're running
on those tootsie rolls?

Good luck.

[Huffing]

What's up, dudes?

Yeah, you guys look like
you're ready

to get your 'thon on.

Hey, mind if I tag along?

You know, I ran cross-country
in high school.

I'm sure you guys did, too.

[Gunshot] Whoa!

You know it's 26 Miles, right?

Please calm down,
Mrs. Morris.

I'm going to refund
everyone's money.

[Sighs]

Wow. Well, that's some pretty
colorful language

for a gal your age.

Well, you definitely brought
the building together.

Everybody agrees.

They hate you.

I just wanted to feel
appreciated.

Well, maybe this will help.

"Dear miss Audrey,
I am very sorry

"about the misunderstanding,

"but please know
that your generosity

"has changed my life.

"I have never been happier
and can't wait

to wake up each morning."

Ohh.

That's so nice of Ana.

It's from her husband Carlos.

You know what?
I'll take it.

Now.

If you're still feeling
generous...

[Thinking] Where the hell

did those Kenyans go?

Oh, God.
Cramps!

[Groaning]

Stupid pancakes.

[People cheering]

Mr. dunbar was right.

I can do this.

I've worked hard.
I've prepared.

I am the only thing
standing in my way.

Oh!

[Crowd gasps]

Oh, my knee!

My knee...
[Groaning]

Hey, Timmy.

Hey.

Don't worry.

I got a band-aid.

Agh.

[Both groaning]

Hey, don't feel bad.

You haven't run a marathon

in over ten years, so you know,

1,100 yards isn't that bad.

Yeah, I guess.

And the Kenyans finished
top three,

so our team had a good showing.

Hmm.

I would've been happy
just to have finished.

Well, if it makes you feel
any better,

when I was with Stephanie,

I finished.

I'm sure she didn't.

That's not really
my business.

You guys got your food to go?

Uh, yeah,
we're gonna eat upstairs

while we watch something.

- Yeah.
- See you, girls.

Mmhmm.

This table,por favor.

Maybe under there.

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