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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, where's Audrey?
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Oh, big surprise, she's
stuck on another work call.
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Lately, all she does
is work.
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She even missed
our girls night last night.
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But we still had fun.
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Say, Jim,
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did you enjoy
your daiquiri?
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The first one.
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Don't remember
the second one.
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[Sighs]
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Anyways, Aud's being
totally slammed at work,
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which means twice
as many work stories.
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So let me know if you have
any trouble sleeping.
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Those things
are a magic bullet.
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Oh, great.
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Mm, what?
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The had store run out of
extra-large square?
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That's clever. How long you
been working on that one?
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Ah, I just thought of it.
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Two days ago.
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[Laughing]
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Ah, I just got
a text from Brenda.
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Who's that?
She's this lesbian.
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Ah, you have
my interest.
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She plays on
my softball team.
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Oh, you lost
my interest.
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Anyway, she's hurt,
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and if you don't have
at least one female,
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your team forfeits.
Jen...
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You're a girl, right?
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Well, if she's not,
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she did some pretty gay stuff
to me last night.
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So come on.
Can you play tomorrow?
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Oh, I'd love to,
but I have a meeting.
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You do?
Yes.
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No, but I thought we were
hanging out tomorrow afternoon.
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No, I have a meeting.
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No, no, no, no.
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You said you had
nothing going on.
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I mean, to quote you,
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"I literally have nothing
to do tomorrow afternoon.
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Boy, would I love
to go outside."
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Nick, I--I just
don't want to play softball.
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Rude.
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Oh, my God,
this is so frustrating.
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We can't use any of the couch
shots from the Hampton shoot.
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They're terrible.
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So now I have to go out
and find a new photographer.
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Don't fret.
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You know I happen to be
a bit of a shutterbug me self.
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This'd be easy for you.
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You won't have to get
the couch drunk
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and trick it into
taking its top off.
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You know what would be
a really fun break for you
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from all this work?
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Come on out to Central Park
and play some softball tomorrow.
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What, did the team lesbian
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have another
gay wedding to go?
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No, Mrs. Stereotyper.
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She dislocated a shoulder
playing field hockey.
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So, uh...
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Come on, you need to get
out of the office.
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Yeah, I--I don't
think I can.
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Oh, listen, it's like
they say on their death bed.
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Nobody ever wishes
that they spent less time
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playing softball.
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[Laughter]
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Uh, I don't know.
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I mean...
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Look at ya.
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Seriously, you got bags
under your eyes.
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Your skin's pale.
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You're all slouched over.
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You look like a corpse.
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Probably just the lighting
in here.
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I don't think so.
Jen looks fantastic.
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It's Central Park.
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It's a sunny day.
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It'll be good for you.
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All right, fine.
Yes, I'll play.
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Come on, you look like
a mole person.
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I said I would play.
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Mmm.
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Wait.
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What are we doing?
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Well, if you're
having to ask,
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I must not be
doing it very well.
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No, I meant us
having sex.
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So much, so soon
after we met.
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I'm not hearing
a problem here.
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Look, Timmy...
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I really like you.
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And I you.
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Here, let me show you
how much.
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No.
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That's the thing.
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I think we should
stop having sex
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and instead focus
on the non-physical part
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of our relationship.
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Hmm? Non-what, now?
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We have to get
to know each other better
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if we want to give our
relationship
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a stronger foundation.
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Says you.
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I don't even know
about your interests,
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your family, your friends.
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Cricket, only child,
Nate and Ramesh.
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Okay, so, uh...
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Do you want
to tell me yours now
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or after we nude up?
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No, I think
we should hold off
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until we create a real
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emotional and intellectual
connection.
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That sounds like
a dynamite idea, really.
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But perhaps we could
implement that plan, say,
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20 minutes from now,
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after we've successfully
formed a human camel.
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We have to be strong
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if we want to give this
the best chance it can have.
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Without distractions.
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Yes, you're quite right.
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Hmm.
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The logical
part of me agrees.
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I'm so glad.
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[Laughs]
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Timmy...
Hmm?
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It feels like another part of
you might disagree.
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Yes, well, uh,
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rest assured,
as soon as I get home,
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I'm going
to give it what for.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you? ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ that I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Oh, no, you guys
still here?
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Yeah, the handyman
set off a bug bomb
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in our apartment.
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Oh, you got bugs?
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No, he just doesn't like me.
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Anyway, what's going on?
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Well, in Timmy's case,
a whole lotta nada.
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I see.
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So now we're sharing
intimate information
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I told you in confidence.
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Heh heh, we're about to.
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So Timmy here
has been getting down
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with that little mousey girl
at work.
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Right in her office.
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[Gasps] Timmy,
I knew you had it in you.
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Yeah, so did she.
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Funny part is,
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now that she
got him hooked,
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she cut him off.
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No more sex.
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Yes, that's the funny part.
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Wow. So she had sex with you,
and then no more?
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Hmm, I heard that happens
to guys who don't look like me.
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I could show you
what it's like.
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Well, if I were this guy,
maybe you could.
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Come on.
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Yeah, Jen,
it's kind of common knowledge
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that you're always
good to go.
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Ouch.
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Insulted by someone
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who looks like
they're in the middle
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of gender reassignment.
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But the question is,
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which was he going?
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Look, Allison
believes that sex
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is not the way to begin
a meaningful relationship.
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And I concur.
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Yeah, good luck running
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that three-legged race
by yourself.
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Of course
that's how you feel.
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Why spend time getting
to know a woman
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when it merely
increases her chances
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of picking you
out of a lineup?
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It's different
for different couples.
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I mean, Jen and I had sex
the first night we met.
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I don't even think
she knew my name.
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But...
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But now we're
totally getting married.
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Adam.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Of course
you know my name now.
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That's not what
I was talking about.
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Oh. Oh! Right.
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Oh. Oh, my God, the cat's
out of the bag.
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Okay, Timmy,
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there's a good chance you're
not coming to our wedding.
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Uh...It's really small--
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wrong again, Adam.
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Oh, hey,
good news, buddy.
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You're back in.
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No, he's not back in.
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm not a human being,
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or some of this
could really sting.
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So he gave me the medicine,
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and I got better
right away.
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Ah...So you're
allergic to ragweed.
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How about that?
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See?
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We're getting
to know each other.
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And that will only
enhance the experience
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when we go back to...
You know.
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Yes, I remember.
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[Elevator bell dings]
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Pardon me.
It's all right.
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[Giggles] Ooh.
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So, uh...
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Any other allergies,
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or is it just
the ragweed then?
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Cat dander.
Uh-huh.
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Pollen.
Oh.
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That's it.
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All right, then.
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[Bell dings]
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Isn't this
where you get off?
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I'm very close.
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Ah, good.
Right, buh-bye.
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[Exhales]
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All right!
Daddy's lunch is here.
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Bring it in.
Uhh! Ow!
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You can keep the cha--
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[change rattling]
Ow!
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I'm not sure lavender's
the right color.
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Audrey, get the ball!
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Atta girl.
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What?
Oh, no, no.
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No, no.
I told her that's not right.
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Audrey, throw the ball!
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No, it has to be lilac,
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and that is final!
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I'm not--
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hold on, I'm getting
another call.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Audrey.
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It's Jeff from softball.
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Yeah, I'm sorry to catch you
at a bad time.
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Uh, some of the fellas
were hoping
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we could get the ball back!
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[Scoffs]
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Um...
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Um, Timmy...
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Timmy, if you have
to do that at work,
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take it in the men's room.
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Russell, I'm only trying
to get the last of the wite-out.
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Yeah, I know.
I've been there.
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Take it
in the men's room, fella.
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So this wite-out.
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Oh.
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Well, still.
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Ever since Allison
cut you off,
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you've been
a little bit edgy.
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Really?
Do you think so?
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Because I feel
pretty damn relaxed!
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I'm just concerned,
that's all.
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Well, don't be.
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Because it's none
of your business.
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Well, it became my business
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when you threw
a sandwich in there
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00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,988
and cracked my sternum.
266
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,523
Well, I'm sorry,
267
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:00,058
but, yes, I'm a bit pent-up.
268
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,727
All right,
well, calm down.
269
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:05,531
Uncle Russell's gonna help you
release the pressure.
270
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,902
Look, I don't care how soft
and ladylike your hands are,
271
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,005
the answer's no.
272
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,258
No, no, no.
No, I didn't mean that.
273
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,127
No, I'm just saying
274
00:11:18,128 --> 00:11:20,245
I've got a phone
full of numbers here
275
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,597
of professional ladies
276
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:26,635
classified by what
they're willing to do.
277
00:11:26,636 --> 00:11:29,638
So let me make this clear.
278
00:11:29,639 --> 00:11:32,474
I only want Allison.
279
00:11:32,475 --> 00:11:34,693
And I don't
patronize call girls.
280
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,364
I don't patronize them,
either.
281
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:42,100
I treat them with respect.
282
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:45,320
And then sometimes,
they let you do extra stuff.
283
00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:47,406
Gratis.
284
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:55,447
Tuna sandwich, please.
285
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,782
Hmm.
286
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:59,168
You guys have popsicles?
287
00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,921
No.
288
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:03,972
Okay.
289
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,291
Do you have
comment cards?
290
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,847
Okay, so I've decided
291
00:12:11,848 --> 00:12:14,600
we need a new, better
story of how we met.
292
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,851
What? Are you kidding?
293
00:12:15,852 --> 00:12:17,403
Our story's great.
294
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,772
Bar, drunk,
did it in the cab,
295
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,806
did it in the park.
296
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,741
It's got something
for everybody.
297
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,809
Not for me.
298
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,661
I mean, I come off
looking pretty slutty.
299
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,363
But I love
that you're slutty.
300
00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:31,867
I know, and we'll
always have that.
301
00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:32,835
Ohh.
302
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,670
But I made up
a new story,
303
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,038
and I would like us
to tell people that one
304
00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:37,289
from now one.
305
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,492
Okay, will it change
what really happened?
306
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,993
No.
307
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,295
Okay, what do you got?
308
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,097
Okay.
309
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,166
So one afternoon, you saw me
disappear into a cabin.
310
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,468
You were so enchanted
by my beauty
311
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,169
that you knocked
a bike messenger off his bike
312
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,389
and rode after me
for 20 blocks.
313
00:12:56,209 --> 00:13:00,512
What happened
to the bike messenger?
314
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,047
What does it matter?
315
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:05,484
Honey, people are gonna
worry about him.
316
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,536
Fine, you gave
the bike messenger
317
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,321
$100 for his bike.
318
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,040
Ooh! How about
you offered him $100,
319
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,376
but he wouldn't take it,
since it was for love.
320
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,078
No.
321
00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:17,713
Honey, honey,
it makes him sound like
322
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,214
a better guy than me.
323
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,533
I mean...
In that version,
324
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,586
it seems like you should
end up with him.
325
00:13:24,587 --> 00:13:26,155
Oh...
326
00:13:26,156 --> 00:13:29,258
What if I'm
the bike messenger?
327
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,849
There we go!
328
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,767
Yeah, nice rip!
Nice rip!
329
00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:39,885
Audrey, you're up.
330
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,237
No, that works
as a feature.
331
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,522
Not as a cover.
Audrey.
332
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,240
Hey.
What?
333
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,659
Gah--what is wrong
with you?
334
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,361
You been on this phone
the whole game!
335
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,729
Well, I'm sorry,
but my job
336
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,731
is a little more important
than your softball game.
337
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,749
Well, first of all,
338
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,900
this game has playoff
implications.
339
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,652
Second,
it's not about the game.
340
00:13:56,653 --> 00:13:58,370
Your job is making you
miserable.
341
00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,071
Oh, it's not that bad.
342
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:02,457
Well, it's making me
miserable.
343
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,177
If you're not working,
you're complaining about work.
344
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,545
Look around.
345
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,931
It is a gorgeous day.
346
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,299
But you don't see any of it.
347
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:12,267
I wish you could
just relax
348
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,353
and have fun,
like the rest of us.
349
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,054
You gotta batter
up there, Bingham?
350
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,891
You shut up!
Shut up, right now!
351
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,429
Come on.
Come on, get out here.
352
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,531
Have some fun.
I know you can.
353
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,115
Yes, I will.
I'm gonna have fun.
354
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,483
Okay.
355
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,954
Eye on the ball.
356
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,105
Eye on the ball.
357
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,574
I hit it!
I hit it!
358
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,442
All right, way to go, hon!
Why don't you run?
359
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,127
You gotta run.
Oh, oh!
360
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,879
That's all right.
361
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,781
My God, she sucks.
362
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,252
[Knock on door]
363
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,286
Uh, Mr. Dunbar?
364
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,388
You wanted to see me?
365
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,289
Uh, yes, Allison.
366
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,393
Um, wanted to talk to you
about Timmy.
367
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,728
Oh, does the company
frown upon
368
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,146
interoffice relationships.?
369
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,148
Oh, no, no.
Not at all.
370
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,601
Except for some of mine,
heh heh.
371
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,353
But that's a big
he said,
372
00:15:04,354 --> 00:15:07,322
the rest of 'em said
situation.
373
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,825
Now, uh, the company
frowns upon
374
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,910
"kind of" relationships.
375
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,978
Pardon me?
376
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,162
You know,
377
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,314
"we're kind of together,
378
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,450
but we're not together."
379
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,119
[Makes squeaking noise]
380
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:25,540
Are you implying
what I think you're implying?
381
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,342
I'm not really implying
anything.
382
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,262
I mean, what kind of
professional would I be
383
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,015
if I were to tell you
to let Tim
384
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,101
ring the old bell
once in a while.
385
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,754
So you're telling me
I should sleep with Timmy?
386
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:42,858
No.
387
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,011
That would be
against the law.
388
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,646
Oh, my God.
389
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,314
I can't believe you.
390
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,667
[High-pitched]
"Oh, my God,
391
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:53,785
I can't believe you."
392
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,821
Alice, what's going on?
393
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,206
Mr. Dunbar just told me
to sleep with you.
394
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,325
Oh, my.
How terrible.
395
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,211
What was your answer?
396
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,630
No!
397
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,964
I see.
I can explain.
398
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,533
You see, um,
because you and I
399
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,585
are not currently
being intimate,
400
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,387
Mr. Dunbar feels I've been
taking out
401
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,705
my frustrations on him.
402
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,174
Are you frustrated?
403
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:17,476
No.
404
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,681
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
405
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,599
And now that we've
gotten to know each other,
406
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:27,753
I was ready to resume
our sexual activities.
407
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,688
But...
408
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,691
We'll see.
409
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,743
Anyway, now I say
we keep waiting.
410
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:37,446
Uh, uh, wh-why do you
now say that?
411
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:39,281
Well, we wouldn't want
your boss thinking
412
00:16:39,282 --> 00:16:40,565
he had an effect on us,
would we?
413
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,535
Well, he is the boss,
now, isn't he, so...
414
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,737
Still, we shouldn't give him
that satisfaction.
415
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,758
For God's sake,
what about my satisfaction?
416
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:53,478
Is what he'll say after hearing
of our excellent plan.
417
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,927
[Cell phone chiming]
418
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,650
[Shuts ringer off]
419
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,074
Audrey!
420
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,962
Audrey!
421
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,383
Audrey, get your head
out of your ass!
422
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,088
Jeff...
423
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,723
Jeff, I need
to talk to you.
424
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,841
What are you doing?
Get back out there.
425
00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,793
I made a decision.
426
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,395
I'm quitting.
427
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,763
Just 'cause I told you
428
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,148
to get your head
out of your ass?
429
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,298
No, no, not the team.
430
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,650
I'm quitting my job.
431
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,268
What? Why?
432
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:53,071
You were right.
It's making me miserable.
433
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,606
Everybody's job
makes them miserable.
434
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,141
That's why they gotta
pay you to do it.
435
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,308
[Laughs]
436
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,693
Come on, there's gotta be
something else
437
00:17:58,694 --> 00:17:59,828
I can do with my life.
438
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,246
Well, it's not
professional softball,
439
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,648
I'll tell you that.
440
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,117
For the first time in years,
441
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,586
I feel light and alive.
442
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,371
Hey, what's going on
out here?
443
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:10,789
It's not game related.
444
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,507
Bob, I'm quitting my job.
445
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,959
Oh, good for you, Audrey.
446
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,161
You looked exhausted the last
several times I've seen you.
447
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,763
Is it that obvious?
448
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,797
Call 'em as I see 'em.
449
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:19,848
Hey, what's
the hold-up, Jeff?
450
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,849
It's nothing, Sully.
451
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,933
Can we just get back
to the game?
452
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,168
Audrey's quitting her job.
453
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,053
Really? You know,
I recently quit my job.
454
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:27,189
Started making
customized bird houses.
455
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,473
Well, you know,
Jeff and I
456
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,892
are working
on starting a family.
457
00:18:30,893 --> 00:18:31,943
No kidding?
458
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,011
You know, my wife
went back to work
459
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,013
full-time after
the twins were born.
460
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,782
She had a really hard time
finding balance.
461
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,817
I can't find balance now.
462
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,819
Then I gotta
respect your decision.
463
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,905
Thank you.
That means a lot, Johnny mo.
464
00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:46,124
[Indistinct chatter]
465
00:18:49,579 --> 00:18:50,996
And there,
466
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,132
standing outside my apartment
in the rain,
467
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,568
was Adam.
468
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,755
Then I walked up to her
and I said, "hey...
469
00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:03,592
"Let me buy you
a cup of coffee...
470
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:07,729
For the rest of your life."
471
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,015
What a nice story.
472
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,900
Hmm.
473
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,403
Really made the most
of that break.
474
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,906
Hey.
There she is.
475
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,392
Hey there's
the future unemployed lady.
476
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,779
Too bad we can't celebrate
with a round of popsicles.
477
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:29,451
So how do you feel?
Are you excited?
478
00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:32,454
I am, I feel like I'm starting
a whole new chapter.
479
00:19:32,455 --> 00:19:34,706
And how do you feel?
480
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,209
Initially, I was terrified
of losing the second income
481
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,211
and Audrey
having so much time
482
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,514
to buy stuff
we don't need.
483
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,682
And now?
484
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,550
That's all.
485
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,278
Oh, hey, Timmy,
is the mail here yet?
486
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,213
What do you think this is?
487
00:19:55,214 --> 00:19:57,833
What...Do...You...Think?
488
00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:06,258
She's still holding out
on you, huh?
489
00:20:07,393 --> 00:20:09,177
So are you ever gonna
tell Mr. Dunbar
490
00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:10,379
we're doing it again?
491
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,431
Hey, Timmy,
would you mind please
492
00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:14,182
getting me a cup of coffee?
493
00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,817
No.
494
00:20:15,818 --> 00:20:17,602
I quite like
the way things are.
495
00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:22,190
Get it yourself,
you spray-tanned dwarf!
496
00:20:22,191 --> 00:20:25,110
I'm off to lunch!
497
00:20:25,111 --> 00:20:26,278
Shall we?
498
00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:28,830
499
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:33,430
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