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Jeff, I found two empty
beer cans in the trash.
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Alright you keep up the good work
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I'll get you your own shopping cart.
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Jeff, these were
in our trash,
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as opposed to
the recycling bin.
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And you didn't rinse them.
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When I finish a beer,
the can is pretty clean.
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Don't do it for the planet.
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Just do it 'cause I asked
you to, and I'm your wife...
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For now.
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Okay, you're right.
From now on,
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I'll do a better job
handling the cans.
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On that subject,
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why don't you shuttle
those puppies over here.
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Boy...I wish
I was wearing sneakers
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so I could
get to you faster.
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Well, to save you the trouble
of changing your footwear...
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Oh, yeah,
'cause I was going to.
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The big dog will
come to you.
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Great read
on the situation, honey.
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I gotta go.
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Oh, come on.
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You said you didn't even want
to go to this thing.
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Stay home.
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We'll go a few rounds.
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Oh, Mr. Shakespeare,
you and your love sonnets.
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It's part your fault
for getting all dolled up
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and looking so hot.
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That was really sweet.
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Not as sweet as--
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no, no.
Let me leave on that.
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Oh, come on!
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Uhh...Really?
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Ah, ah, ah...
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Oh, hey.
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What are you doing back?
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I broke my heel.
I'm already late,
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and it's just drinks
with the girls.
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I'm just not gonna go.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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You got all dolled up
for nothing.
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Well, it doesn't have
to be for nothing.
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Like you said,
I'm looking hot.
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You're clearly interested.
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How 'bout we light some candles,
open a bottle of wine,
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and take this
to the bedroom?
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Oh...Too late.
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What?
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Well, after you left, I...
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Took matters
into my own hands.
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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In the time it took me
to take the elevator
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to the lobby and back?
Yeah.
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That was maybe three minutes.
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If you say so.
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[Ding]
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Oh, my toast.
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you? ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ that I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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so you go with toast
right after?
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Yes.
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And how 'bout you?
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I usually just throw down
a few aspirin
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for my carpal tunnel.
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Would you two animals
just order?
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Uh, I'll just have
a bagel.
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Cheese omelet,
whole wheat toast.
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You're not getting
any toast.
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Misters Dunbar, Bingham.
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Hey, mowgli,
where's baloo?
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Ha, you're Indian.
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A racist spin
on a Disney classic.
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Well done, sir.
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Now, this is the itinerary
for your trip to Miami.
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Whoo.
Going to Miami.
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What is it, the annual
running of the skanks?
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Uh, no, it's fall.
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The skanks are in capistrano.
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This is actually
a business trip.
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Tim, you want to
go along?
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Really?
What's the catch?
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No catch, dude.
Are you in or out?
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Sorry, I just keep waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
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I suspect it will be
a children's size 4
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with a lift in it.
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Ha, you're small!
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No, you're not
my assistant on this trip.
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You'd be my colleague.
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No menial tasks
for you, okay?
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Oh, well, in that case
I accept.
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And thank you
for the opportunity, really.
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Ecch!
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Can you pick these gross
sesame seeds off my bagel?
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We're not on the trip yet.
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Seriously...No toast?
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I saw you come out
of the men's room.
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I guess what's bugging me
is his casual attitude.
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Like he didn't care
if he did it with or without me.
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Well, how's the "with you"
stuff going?
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It's good.
It's all right, I guess.
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Sounds hot.
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We've been married
13 years--it's normal.
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Look, it's hard to compete
with the sick fantasies
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men have going on
in their heads.
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Yeah, and even when
you do all the sick stuff,
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they still go back
to their wives.
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Every now and again,
I give Gary something special
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to remind him how good
the real thing is.
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What I should give Jeff is
sandpaper mittens.
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If you want to get things
back on track,
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you're gonna have
to make an effort.
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Maybe there's
a little fantasy of his
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you could fulfill.
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Oh, I'd give him his fantasy.
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I can't speak for olympic
gold medalist Lindsey Vonn.
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All I'm saying is
use your imagination.
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Surprise him.
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Yeah, maybe I'll
give that a try.
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Oh, one idea might be
to invite a co-worker over
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to watch or participate
in your lovemaking.
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Asked and answered.
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[Clears throat]
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Hey, Jeff, it's Audrey.
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Listen, I was thinking,
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why don't you come over
to my office today for lunch?
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Yes, Audrey Bingham.
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Oh...
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I've always dreamed
of traveling first class, sir.
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It's even better
than I imagined.
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Of course it is.
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You're used to riding
on top of a train
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with a goat
under each arm.
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Oh...
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What's in the bag?
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Oh, my lunch, sir.
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Timmy, they have good food
in first class.
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It's not like that slop
they serve
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back to the losers
in coach.
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Have a nice flight.
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I happen to have certain
dietary restrictions, sir,
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and I was concerned
they may not have
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a gluten-free option.
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[Bang]
Whoa, did you hear that?
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Did a bird fly in the engine?
A goose?
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No.
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Was it a duck?
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No, it was just
the door closing, sir.
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We're getting ready
to take off.
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Yes, yes.
[exhales]
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Heh...
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Is everything
all right, sir?
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What, did you see
another goose?
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No, there's no goose.
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Why are you
so agitated, sir?
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Well, the truth
of it all is, uh,
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[quietly]
I'm not a great flier.
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Half the reason
I brought you here
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was to kind of help me
through the flight.
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What's the other half?
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The flight home.
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Statistics show that flying
is, in fact,
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the safest means
of transportation, sir.
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[Sighs]
Yeah, yeah.
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You know what, you're right.
This is silly.
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There you go, sir.
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I think I'm gonna be okay.
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Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
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Okay...
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[Jet engines powering up]
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Aah, this is it!
I can't take it!
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We will for sure die!
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You're all dying!
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Hey.
Hey. There's my man.
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Mmm...
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Thanks for inviting me
to lunch.
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Sorry about my breath.
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I had a bag of corn nuts
on the way over.
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Let me guess...Ranch?
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First bag was.
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Up next, Chile picante.
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All right, why don't we
put those away?
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Why? What are you thinking
for lunch?
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Oh, I have a lot
of thoughts.
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In fact, let's start--
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Audrey, we need you
in the conference room.
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Really? Right now?
It'll just take a minute.
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All right.
I'll be right back.
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Hi, Jeff.
Oh, hey, Jill.
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It's Tracy.
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Oh, did you get married?
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Tim. Timmy. Timmy!
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Timmy!
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So much for
letters to Juliet.
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Timmy, flying is wrong.
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It doesn't make sense.
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This thing's too big
to be in the air.
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I don't understand.
Sir...
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Sir, would you feel better
if I explained
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speed, lift,
and wind theory to you?
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No, no, no.
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No, the only theory I understand
is that things fall.
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Sorry.
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Everyone had to sing
happy birthday to Ellen.
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You hate her.
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I just mouthed
the words.
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Take that, Ellen.
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Anyway, I managed to wrestle
a little cake away from her.
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She is not small.
Mm.
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We can have this
after lunch.
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Or we can have it
after something else.
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00:10:02,347 --> 00:10:04,582
Seriously?
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Yeah.
In here?
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You like that, don't you?
I do.
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Too late.
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Again?
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Your timing's not great
this week.
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Why on earth
would you do that?
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Well, you were kissing me,
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and you have that
private bathroom.
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So every time
I leave you alone,
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you just immediately
attack yourself?
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Not every time.
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What about after I left
for the gym this morning?
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Look, maybe this is
a discussion for another day.
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I can't believe--
I can't believe you would
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do that in my office!
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Isn't it nice?
After all these years
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I can still surprise you.
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Look, you're the one
who lured me
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to your place of business
for sex.
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That's pretty
unprofessional.
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Oh, and what you just did
is gonna land you
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on the cover of forbes.
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You should have led
with the nooner info,
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and I might have waited.
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Might have?
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So you don't care
whether it's you alone
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or us together.
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No, of course I would prefer
if it was you.
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In fact, you were
in my fantasy.
249
00:11:14,287 --> 00:11:15,387
Was I?
Yes.
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00:11:15,388 --> 00:11:17,823
Unzipping Lindsey Vonn's
parka.
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If Lindsey switches
to velcro,
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you wouldn't need me
at all.
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00:11:21,894 --> 00:11:24,530
No, someone would still
have to take off her--
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wait, what the hell
are we even talking about here?
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Look, I would just
like to think that sex with me
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is a better option
than sex alone.
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And lately,
it doesn't seem that way.
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I always give you first shot
before I get ready to rumble.
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Yes, but first shot
is usually,
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"wanna go a few rounds?"
261
00:11:42,298 --> 00:11:45,467
Should we go back to,
"gentlemen, start your engines"?
262
00:11:45,468 --> 00:11:47,302
It's not about
the sport, Jeff.
263
00:11:47,303 --> 00:11:48,937
I would just like you
to try a little harder
264
00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:50,389
before you throw in the towel.
265
00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:51,423
Okay, I'm sorry.
266
00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:52,924
Maybe I've gotten
a little lazy
267
00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:54,193
in the romance department.
268
00:11:54,194 --> 00:11:56,478
Well, to be fair,
I guess we can both
269
00:11:56,479 --> 00:11:57,563
make more of an effort.
270
00:11:57,564 --> 00:11:59,281
Which is why
I invited you here.
271
00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:01,767
It's too bad
we got cake-blocked
272
00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:04,953
by Ellen the hutt.
273
00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:08,040
I'm gonna make more of an effort
starting right now.
274
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,042
Knock knock.
Oh, I heard Jeff was here.
275
00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:14,046
No. Get out.
Oh, okay.
276
00:12:14,047 --> 00:12:17,416
Sir, just last month
you flew to Las Vegas
277
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:21,119
for the adult video
awards.
278
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,088
How did you manage that?
279
00:12:23,089 --> 00:12:27,359
I don't know, triumph
of the human spirit.
280
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,795
I wish Helga was here.
281
00:12:29,796 --> 00:12:31,013
Your childhood nanny?
282
00:12:31,014 --> 00:12:33,515
She used to fly with me,
and she'd make sure
283
00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:35,234
everything was okay.
284
00:12:35,235 --> 00:12:36,769
Tell me,
how'd she do that?
285
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:39,455
She sang me show tunes.
286
00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:43,942
I'm not singing show tunes.
287
00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:46,645
Fine.
288
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:47,979
I'm gonna tell
the stewardess
289
00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,331
I saw you trying
to light your shoe.
290
00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:52,984
Why--why would you
do that, sir?
291
00:12:52,985 --> 00:12:55,654
Because then they'll
land the plane to arrest you,
292
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,256
and I'll walk off--
it's a perfect plan.
293
00:12:57,257 --> 00:13:00,592
Your perfect plan involves
me being waterboarded?
294
00:13:00,593 --> 00:13:05,297
No, no, no, you'll probably
just be deported.
295
00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:09,668
What are you doing with matches,
foreign-looking person?
296
00:13:09,669 --> 00:13:12,855
♪ The sun will come out
tomorrow ♪
297
00:13:12,856 --> 00:13:17,025
♪ bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow ♪
298
00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:19,862
♪ there'll be sun ♪
299
00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:24,149
♪ tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
300
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,869
♪ I love you, tomorrow ♪
301
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:32,524
♪ you're only a day away ♪
302
00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:38,747
hi there, pretty lady.
303
00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:41,917
And who might those
be for?
304
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:46,672
For you,
just for being you.
305
00:13:46,673 --> 00:13:49,207
'Cause I'm romantic
like that.
306
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,177
Thank you.
307
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,813
You see, your hands can be
used for other things.
308
00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:58,216
And they're about to be.
309
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,557
Ooh, yeah...
310
00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:07,559
Ooh...
311
00:14:14,517 --> 00:14:18,737
I'd love to wrap this up
before the game starts.
312
00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:26,077
Um, thank you
for the flowers, babe,
313
00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:28,630
but I'm not sure
you really understand
314
00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:30,365
this whole
making-an-effort thing.
315
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:32,801
I got you flowers.
316
00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:37,272
Yes, but the only reason
you got them is to get sex.
317
00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:40,309
That's why every guy
buys flowers.
318
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,195
It's sexual currency, Aud.
319
00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:45,430
I mean, I could have just
given you the 15 bucks,
320
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:47,766
but you'd be insulted,
right?
321
00:14:55,625 --> 00:15:00,045
Put your wallet away!
322
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:02,297
Look, instead of thinking,
"how do I get sex?"
323
00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:04,950
Try thinking, "how do I
show Audrey I care?"
324
00:15:04,951 --> 00:15:07,636
Well, if you look down,
325
00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:10,555
there is some pretty
compelling evidence.
326
00:15:16,729 --> 00:15:19,464
You know what...
Forget it.
327
00:15:19,465 --> 00:15:23,402
I'm gonna go Wash my face.
328
00:15:23,403 --> 00:15:27,439
I'm sorry, buddy.
329
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:32,277
♪ Demons will charm you
with a smile ♪
330
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,363
♪ for a while ♪
331
00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:40,569
♪ but in time ♪
[Russell half-singing]
332
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:44,589
♪ Nothing can harm you ♪
333
00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:51,546
♪ not while I'm around ♪
334
00:15:51,547 --> 00:15:53,882
yes! Yes!
335
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:57,302
Oh...Thank you.
Really.
336
00:15:57,303 --> 00:16:00,171
Ever so kind.
So glad you enjoyed it.
337
00:16:00,172 --> 00:16:02,474
Um...Feeng any better
now, sir?
338
00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:07,195
Yes. You're my new Helga.
339
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:08,947
Oh, thank you, sir.
340
00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:10,532
I know those are
big lederhosen to fill.
341
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:14,519
Now, why don't you relax
while I enjoy
342
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,489
a well-deserved meal.
343
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:19,791
Aah, the bump,
bump, bumpy...
344
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,460
Not to worry, sir.
Not to worry.
345
00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:23,829
Just a minor air pocket.
346
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:26,832
You know, it certainly was a
circuitous route to this point,
347
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,884
but for the first time,
I feel I've earned
348
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:30,469
a measure of your respect.
349
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:34,840
[Vomiting]
350
00:16:40,513 --> 00:16:42,898
I stand corrected.
351
00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:14,980
You're emptying
the dishwasher.
352
00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:18,016
Oh, are they dirty?
Sorry.
353
00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:21,887
No, no, they're clean.
Thank you.
354
00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:23,188
Sure.
355
00:17:23,189 --> 00:17:25,607
Is that your third beer?
356
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,526
Uh, fourth.
357
00:17:27,527 --> 00:17:29,594
I had a tallboy
on the subway.
358
00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:34,199
Add that to the list of things
I'm sorry about.
359
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,752
No, no, you don't need
to be sorry.
360
00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:39,955
I just noticed there were
two cans in the recycling bin.
361
00:17:39,956 --> 00:17:42,290
[Sniffs]
And you rinsed them.
362
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,127
Well, we don't want to get
beer rats.
363
00:17:48,331 --> 00:17:51,116
That's how you want me
to do it, right?
364
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:53,718
Yes.
You listened to me.
365
00:17:53,719 --> 00:17:56,755
Thank you.
Mm! It happened.
366
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,174
That's for rinsing out
the beer cans?
367
00:17:59,175 --> 00:18:01,526
Mm, and the flowers,
and emptying the dishwasher.
368
00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:03,395
It's all part
of making an effort.
369
00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:04,629
Oh, okay, I get it.
370
00:18:04,630 --> 00:18:10,102
So all you're asking for
is a little bit of this.
371
00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:16,358
And...
372
00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,527
[Exhales sharply]
373
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,818
Stop teasing.
374
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:29,204
Oh...
375
00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:35,710
That's it,
I have to have you now.
376
00:18:35,711 --> 00:18:39,164
Oh. Hold on, I haven't
finished my chores.
377
00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:46,004
[Moaning]
378
00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:51,509
Uh...
379
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:54,279
Well, that's just...
380
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,732
Unsanitary.
381
00:19:00,653 --> 00:19:03,288
Wow, that was good.
382
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:06,625
Logging that one up here
for future use.
383
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,359
Thank you.
384
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,496
That's creepily flattering.
385
00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:13,748
I feel like I was
a little quicker
386
00:19:13,749 --> 00:19:15,550
than maybe I would have liked,
387
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:19,137
or perhaps you
would have liked.
388
00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:21,389
Come on, Jeff,
it was great.
389
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,707
Are you sure?
390
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,176
'Cause I'd be happy to take you
for another spin
391
00:19:24,177 --> 00:19:26,094
if you want.
392
00:19:26,095 --> 00:19:31,266
That's nice, but...
Too late.
393
00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:37,822
What?
394
00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:41,193
[Ding]
Oh...
395
00:19:41,194 --> 00:19:45,697
My toast.
396
00:19:55,574 --> 00:19:58,126
Thank you again, sir,
for a wonderful weekend.
397
00:19:58,127 --> 00:20:02,080
There you go. Mm...
398
00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,215
Ooh.
399
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:06,634
It was my pleasure, Timmy.
400
00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:11,089
You know, I've been thinking
about music for the way home.
401
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,507
And after Miami,
402
00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:16,811
I'm kind of in the mood
for some fiddler.
403
00:20:16,812 --> 00:20:18,730
Might be fun.
404
00:20:18,731 --> 00:20:22,400
Oh, that won't be
necessary, sir.
405
00:20:22,401 --> 00:20:25,103
I'm quite confident this will be
a much smoother trip.
406
00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:26,988
Why is that?
407
00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:28,823
You see, the thing is...
408
00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:32,277
I was able to procure some
very powerful sedatives.
409
00:20:34,897 --> 00:20:37,565
Excuse me?
410
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:39,834
Did you dose me?
411
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:42,003
What did you put
in the champagne?
412
00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:44,072
Nothing in yours, sir.
413
00:20:48,077 --> 00:20:50,812
Have a nice flight.
414
00:20:53,349 --> 00:20:54,399
No, Timmy.
415
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,553
Timmy...
Wake up!
416
00:20:58,554 --> 00:20:59,738
Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
417
00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:01,756
No!
[engines powering up]
418
00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:04,726
No! Is that a goose?
419
00:21:04,727 --> 00:21:07,846
420
00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:09,247
Timmy?
421
00:21:09,297 --> 00:21:13,847
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