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Uh, yes,
I had a few questions
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about tonight's
Adoption Fair.
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Hey, here's a question.
Will there be food?
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How late will it be going?
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Ah. The Adoption Fair's
from 6:00 to 10:00.
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Great. Thank you.
Dinner hours.
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There's gonna be food,
right?
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Uh, my hus--
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a guy here wants to know
if there's gonna be any food.
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Thank you.
No food.
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Well, a lot of nerve
calling it a fair
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when they're not offering
some sort of meat on a stick.
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Try not to...
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Jeff it up too much
tonight, please.
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If we get serious
about adopting,
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we'll need these people
to like us.
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If they can't like me
for who I am,
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then I'm not gonna buy
one of their used babies.
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Just don't completely
embarrass us.
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I'll find
an appropriate level.
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Good. Let's finish talking
about replacing this rug.
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I thought we finished
last night when I said no
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and then fell asleep.
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Yeah, I know it's shocking,
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but your fake cartoon snoring
didn't fool me.
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It wasn't fake.
It was classic Three Stooges.
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And I don't want a new rug.
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I put a lot of time and effort
into breaking in this one.
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Yeah, you tried that argument
with all your old underwear.
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Come on, admit it--don't you
like your new underwear?
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Nestles in there sometimes,
but...
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This rug is fine.
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It works.
Watch. See?
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My feet aren't touching
the Wood floor.
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Hey, way to go, rug.
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You know, you get to live
in a pretty beautiful apartment
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because I take it upon myself
to make it beautiful.
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Like what I did
with the guest room
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and how I designed
the kitchen,
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and I think a new rug
will make this whole room
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feel a lot fresher and...
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[Loud snoring]
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How many ways
to say I love you? ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ that I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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All right,
so maybe at lunch today
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we'll do a little
carpet shopping.
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Carpet shopping?
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What, did you get
a little carried away
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with the waxing this morning?
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I wish.
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No!
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God, sorry to disappoint you,
Russell.
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And me
you're disappointing.
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You're disappointing me too.
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A-all right,
carpets this afternoon
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and the Adoption Fair
tonight.
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What happened to finding
a new surrogate?
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You mean to replace the old
one that we had and loved
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but then you ruined her for us
by having sex with her?
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Jeez, take it easy.
Talk about holding a grudge.
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It was a week ago!
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It was only five
business days.
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She and I did some...
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A-busin-ess!
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Shoo...
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You're alone on this one.
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Mr. and Mrs. Bingham.
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Hey, Timmy.
Good morning, sir.
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Hey, Timmy, this coffee
doesn't taste as good
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as the coffee
you make at work.
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Fix it.
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Well, in order to do that,
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I'd have to bring it
into the restroom. Ha!
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That's very funny,
chutney dangerfield.
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Fix it.
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Hey, Tim,
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do you know anybody
who can get us a quality rug
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at well below
quality prices?
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Oh, I see.
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So because
I'm of Indian descent,
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I must have a friend or relative
who's a carpet merchant.
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Is that it?
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Well, do ya?
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Yes.
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Little more and...
There.
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Oh, my God, I love this rug.
Thank you.
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Adam, what do you think?
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When I lift the couch,
my guns look huge.
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Tell Audrey thanks again.
The rug looks perfect.
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Yeah, it really
ties all your crap together.
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I'm gonna miss it.
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Well, you can come over
whenever you want
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to visit the rug.
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You start buying
my brand of scotch,
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and maybe I will.
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He said...
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Hoping they'd buy him a bottle
of thank-you scotch.
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Anyway, I am gonna
go pick out
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some new pillows and throws
to go with the rug.
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Is that near
a liquor store?
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Buy me scotch.
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Anyways,
I hope that you and Jen
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have as much fun with this rug
as Audrey and I did.
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And...
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We had some fun.
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Uh, what do you mean?
What--what sort of fun?
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Sex fun.
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You used to have sex
on this rug?
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Yep.
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Yeah, in fact,
just last night
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we threw it a little
"bone voyage" party.
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I'll see ya, Buddy.
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[Quietly]
No. No.
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Who's responsible for this?
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I bet it's Voldemort.
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Yes, it's Voldemort.
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Excuse me, sir.
Timmy.
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You know I don't like
to be disturbed
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while I'm reading pornography.
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Yes. Pornography.
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So it won't bother you
to know
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that Professor Snape
kills Dumbledore.
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Why would that both--
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not Dumbledore!
Why would you tell me that?
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Oh, I don't know, sir.
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Why would you pants me during
yesterday's staff meeting?
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All I know is
everybody laughed but you.
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Actually, you also know
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that Harry marries
Ginny Weasley.
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No! Why are you
telling me these things?
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Timmy, take off your belt
and call a staff meeting.
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I really do wish
I had the time, sir,
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but I have to take
the Binghams carpet shopping.
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Oh, bore.
Okay, fine, fine.
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Now, I've written down
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some emergency
contact numbers for you.
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There's my cell,
the police,
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your "masseuse"...
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And the gentleman
who waits in the lobby
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making everyone
feel uncomfortable
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while your "masseuse"
completes your "massage."
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All right,
enough with the air quotes.
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I don't need you around.
I'm not a child. Go.
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Of course not, sir.
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I've also placed your afternoon
juice box on your desk.
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Stop making yourself
feel so important and beat it.
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Gladly.
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Ah!
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Ooh!
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[Grunts]
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Timmy!
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Tim?
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The brown one is nice,
but, um...
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Can I see the yellow one
down here?
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Mm...
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May I see the brown one
again?
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I hate to be
a Polly push-along, sir...
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But how much longer
do you think
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Mrs. Bingham
will take to decide?
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We might die first.
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You've got that whole
reincarnation thing, so...
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You're fine.
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Look, Mr. Bingham, I--
how does that work?
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You know...
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Do you get to pick
what animal you come back as?
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Sir, it's actually
a deeply personal matter, so...
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See, me--I'd go bird.
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Or combo...Bird-horse.
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So I get to fly...
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And then when I land,
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I got a little something
for the reincarnated ladies.
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Did you ask your Uncle
about giving me
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the "friend of Timmy"
discount?
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Oh, Mr. Bingham, do you
consider us friends?
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Discount friends.
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I had a great time
with you.
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Are you kidding?
I would love to see you again.
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And by the way,
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you don't need to bring
the massage table.
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We're not fooling
♪ anybody ♪
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oh. Okay. Yes.
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All right.
I'll see you soon.
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Bye, hon.
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Ah ow!
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Hey, babe.
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Get the hell off the rug.
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What?
Why?
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It's so plush and soft.
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Jen, Jen, Jen, don't.
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Don't what?
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Oh...Oh!
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Three-second rule.
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No!
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What is wrong with you?
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Okay...Listen.
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Jeff told me
that he and Audrey
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used to do it on this rug.
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Eew!
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I know, right?
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I mean, no way we're
buying him any scotch!
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Oh, they're all over me!
I've gotta go take a shower!
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No! Don't leave me alone
with it!
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Ah-ha!
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Aah!
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00:10:48,797 --> 00:10:51,032
[Grunts]
Gah!
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00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:52,450
Come on!
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Eh!
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The yellow one.
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00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:23,983
Or the brown one.
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00:11:27,013 --> 00:11:29,299
Hey, what do you say
you crank up this thing
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and fly us outta here?
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00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,941
Ah, I'm Aladdin.
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I certainly had that coming,
219
00:11:35,243 --> 00:11:38,395
from bringing you here
and getting you a discount.
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Jeff, can you get over here
and help me?
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We gotta make a choice and then
get to the Adoption Fair.
222
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Well, then pick one.
223
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This should be both
our decisions.
224
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Which one do you like?
225
00:11:46,955 --> 00:11:50,424
Well, this one feels...
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[Laughs]
Wow.
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It's a good thing
I'm already bent over.
228
00:12:00,718 --> 00:12:02,669
Don't pick by price.
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00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,221
Which one do you like better?
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I don't wanna tell you.
Well, I want your opinion.
231
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,258
Oh, fine.
Here we go.
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Um...
I like the brown one.
233
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Really?
'Cause I like the yellow one.
234
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Then let's get
the yellow one.
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No. Now I know
you like the brown one.
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And there ya go.
See? See?
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Fly, Timmy, fly.
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[Grunting]
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[Whistling]
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[Whistling]
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All right. That's as clean
as it's gonna get.
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00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:13,407
Okay. Well...
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Let's take a look.
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Oh!
Whoa!
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00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,778
Ugh!
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00:13:18,779 --> 00:13:20,947
God, that's disgusting!
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00:13:20,948 --> 00:13:25,785
It's like Jeff and Audrey's
marriage in liquid form.
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Ugh...
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00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:30,474
And...And you were
rolling around in it.
250
00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:33,977
Oh. Thanks.
I forgot about that.
251
00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:36,129
You know, I...I still think
252
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we might have to
get rid of the rug.
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00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:42,519
Unless...
We have sex on it.
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Uh...I don't know.
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00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:48,358
I mean,
I've done some dirty things...
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00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:51,027
Yes, we did.
257
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:54,314
And there was
that truck stop bathroom...
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I don't remember that.
259
00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:02,539
The locker room floor.
The locker room?
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00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,341
Yeah. The back
of that taco truck.
261
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:06,993
Okay, please stop.
262
00:14:06,994 --> 00:14:09,696
Look, if we wanna try
to keep this thing,
263
00:14:09,697 --> 00:14:11,798
it's our only chance.
264
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,671
Oh...
265
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:20,023
Ugh.
266
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:21,224
This is gonna be worse
267
00:14:21,225 --> 00:14:24,861
than that time we did it
in the parking structure.
268
00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:27,364
Still not me.
269
00:14:30,818 --> 00:14:32,569
[Audrey laughing]
270
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,738
Oh, wow.
This is great.
271
00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:36,406
All right,
they have information
272
00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,858
on adopting from countries
all over the world.
273
00:14:38,859 --> 00:14:42,295
It's like the international
food court at the mall...
274
00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:44,531
With babies
instead of gorditas.
275
00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:45,749
[Audrey giggles]
276
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,867
Ah. Mr. and Mrs. Bingham.
277
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:51,054
Hi. I'm Tom Wrigley.
I'm the director of the program.
278
00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:53,256
Feel free to ask me
any questions you may have.
279
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:54,508
Oh, thank you so much.
280
00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:56,843
I got a question.
281
00:14:56,844 --> 00:14:58,311
Should we tell him
282
00:14:58,312 --> 00:15:01,314
that there's a dead raccoon
on his head?
283
00:15:01,315 --> 00:15:03,900
When he turned around,
I expected to see a tail.
284
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:05,602
Okay, no more of that.
285
00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:07,487
That guy is very important,
all right?
286
00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:09,689
If we decide to adopt,
all starts with him.
287
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:10,890
Okay.
288
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,744
What did you just eat?
289
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:16,947
It's a mini egg roll.
290
00:15:17,915 --> 00:15:20,700
They had a bunch
at the bar mitzvah next door.
291
00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:23,703
They're really
doing it up for Seth.
292
00:15:23,704 --> 00:15:25,622
You said you wouldn't
embarrass us.
293
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:28,041
No, I said I'd try,
and I planned on eating before,
294
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:30,243
but you took so long
at the rug store,
295
00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:31,761
we didn't have time.
296
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:34,414
I took so long because
I got no help from you.
297
00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:35,715
But why would
I expect my husband
298
00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,934
to participate in a decision
that affects us both?
299
00:15:37,935 --> 00:15:39,719
Hey, I participate
when I care,
300
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,721
and like I told you before,
301
00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:43,423
I don't care.
302
00:15:43,424 --> 00:15:45,308
Then why did you say
you wanted a brown one?
303
00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:46,626
Because you forced me
to choose.
304
00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:48,361
But to be honest,
it could be brown,
305
00:15:48,362 --> 00:15:49,980
yellow, whatever.
306
00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:52,265
Get a black one,
for all I care.
307
00:15:52,266 --> 00:15:54,934
I don't know
how you can be so blase.
308
00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:57,320
I mean, we're gonna have
to live with it for years.
309
00:15:57,321 --> 00:15:58,622
Hey, I was fine
with the old one,
310
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,156
but no, you had to
just give it away!
311
00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:01,741
Didn't even let me sell it.
312
00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:03,460
I beg your pardon.
313
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:05,495
I'm going to have to
ask you to leave.
314
00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:06,946
Huh?
'Scuse me?
315
00:16:06,947 --> 00:16:08,798
Adopting a child
is a very serious decision,
316
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:10,417
and you don't sound
like the kind of people
317
00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:12,719
who should be legally
allowed to do so.
318
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,921
I should call
social services!
319
00:16:14,922 --> 00:16:17,173
What?
O-oh, you thought
320
00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:19,125
we were talking about babies.
321
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:21,261
No, no, no, no, we were not
talking about a baby.
322
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:23,463
We were talking about a rug,
not a baby--a rug.
323
00:16:23,464 --> 00:16:27,967
Not--not your rug.
Not...That you have a rug.
324
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,820
I mean, that...Very well
could be your own hair.
325
00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:33,690
Which is entirely possible,
and if it's not,
326
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:35,158
it's totally undetectable.
327
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,360
Isn't that right, Jeff?
328
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:42,616
We're sorry
to have wasted your time.
329
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,151
Let's go, honey.
330
00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:47,987
Oh, I've never been
so humiliated.
331
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:50,540
Oh, sure, you have.
332
00:16:57,048 --> 00:16:59,015
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
333
00:16:59,016 --> 00:17:02,686
Are you on your balcony
tanning topless?
334
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:07,524
Yeah, way to put the melon
in melanoma.
335
00:17:31,365 --> 00:17:34,067
[Thudding]
336
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,218
[Russell groans]
337
00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:37,554
Mr. Dunbar,
are you all right, sir?
338
00:17:37,555 --> 00:17:39,889
Timmy,
I'm so glad you're here.
339
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:43,426
Can you hand me
those binoculars?
340
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:45,845
Yeah.
341
00:17:45,846 --> 00:17:47,597
Ah!
Got 'em.
342
00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:49,399
All good.
Got 'em.
343
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,267
Thank you.
344
00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:53,052
Whoo!
345
00:17:53,053 --> 00:17:54,654
What on earth
happened here, sir?
346
00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:58,808
Oh, I had a little
trouble adjusting my chair.
347
00:17:58,809 --> 00:18:01,745
Is this chick waving at me?
348
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,079
Was there a fire here,
sir?
349
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,749
Timmy, you seem a little
bit flustered, all right?
350
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,117
This'll perk ya up.
351
00:18:07,118 --> 00:18:08,952
Take a look
at this Lady's Ga-Gas.
352
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:10,537
[Chortles]
353
00:18:10,538 --> 00:18:12,339
No. I don't wish
to violate the privacy
354
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,540
of some poor, innocent woman
355
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:15,575
by ogling her
through binoculars.
356
00:18:15,576 --> 00:18:17,794
Gay-guy-said what?
357
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:20,246
Sir, this place
is an absolute disaster.
358
00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:22,015
You realize that, don't you?
359
00:18:22,016 --> 00:18:23,249
And here you were earlier
360
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,802
mocking me for implying
that you needed me.
361
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:27,437
All right, I'll say it.
362
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,105
I need you...
363
00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:30,807
[Inhales]
364
00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:32,776
Thank you.
365
00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:34,778
To clean all this up.
366
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:36,780
Gotta go!
367
00:18:42,803 --> 00:18:44,954
That was rough.
368
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:49,092
Yeah. And we both were...
369
00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:52,328
Struggling pretty hard
not to be on the bottom.
370
00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:54,047
You know what?
371
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:56,166
I am looking at this rug,
372
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,301
and I am thinking
of what we did.
373
00:18:58,302 --> 00:18:59,969
Not of them.
374
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,254
Yeah?
Yeah.
375
00:19:01,255 --> 00:19:02,889
Let me try.
376
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,793
Yeah...
Yeah.
377
00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:09,462
I really feel like
we made it ours.
378
00:19:09,463 --> 00:19:12,482
Yeah. And honey, someday...
379
00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:15,351
Someone is gonna be sucking
gallons of our sludge
380
00:19:15,352 --> 00:19:17,187
off of that.
381
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:20,973
Aw!
382
00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:23,026
All right, I'm gonna
go get ready for bed.
383
00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:25,662
[Knock at door]
384
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:30,250
Hey.
Hey.
385
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:33,086
We, uh, need the rug back.
386
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:35,988
Why?
387
00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:40,159
Well, Audrey and I couldn't
agree on a new one, so...
388
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,378
Roll her up.
389
00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:44,547
You're not gonna want it.
390
00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:47,967
Jen and I just threw it
a "welcome bone" party.
391
00:19:50,671 --> 00:19:52,188
So...
392
00:19:52,189 --> 00:19:55,842
Now every time
that you look at this,
393
00:19:55,843 --> 00:19:59,179
you're gonna think of us...
Doin' it.
394
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,231
Huh.
What are you doing?
395
00:20:01,232 --> 00:20:05,735
I'm just seeing if I can
edit you out of that picture.
396
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:08,872
And I can.
So roll it up.
397
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:11,875
Oh. Hey, Jeff.
398
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:15,128
[Flirty voice]
Hey yourself, you.
399
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:23,738
Good to have you back,
old friend.
400
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,072
Looks even better
401
00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:26,574
since we got those saps
down the hall
402
00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:28,709
to clean it for us.
403
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,445
And the rug's fine,
but you know what I'm thinking?
404
00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:34,081
Something annoying?
405
00:20:34,082 --> 00:20:35,683
I'm thinking now we should
406
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:37,668
reupholster
the couch and chairs.
407
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,420
Hey, got it right
first guess.
408
00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:41,038
I'll make ya a deal.
409
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,507
You can re-whatever
the furniture
410
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,943
if we re-christen
the rug right now.
411
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:50,264
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm talking about right here...
412
00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:53,150
A little bit over here,
413
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:57,588
possibly finishing up
right about here.
414
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,190
[Loud snoring]
415
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,025
[Stooge voice]
Me-me-me-me-me-me.
416
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,678
417
00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:08,278
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