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Oh, that so good.
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My back feels like jelly.
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Kinda looks like jelly too.
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We can't keep too much
chocolate around the house.
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Oh, what can I say honey.
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I had a great Halloween.
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Something not said by most adults.
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Okay.
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You're half hour's up.
time to switch.
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My shoulders have
been so tight.lately.
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Oh, that feels so good.
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No, wait. What are you doing?
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I think you know.
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No, don't stop the massage.
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Adam, I'm not holding
any tension in those.
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Oh!
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Ten seconds that massage lasted
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bere he started wildly humping me.
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You got a whole ten seconds?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, every man turns
a massage into sex
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as fast as they can.
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Some of Jeff's burps last longer.
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Longer than his massages or sex?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm not buying it.
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I refuse to accept
that a woman can't get
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a simple back rub from
the man that she loves.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey. Doreen. Hmm.
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Your husband ever
give you a massage?
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Sure.
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How do you think I got four kids?
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♪ How many ways to say I love you ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ I can't wait for me and you ♪
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Hey.
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Uh, Russell's not here.
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He should be any minute.
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What's your deal?
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Um...
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How--how do you mean?
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I don't know,
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you talk one way but
you look another, so...
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I don't know what's going on.
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Mr. Dunbar, over here,
please hurry.
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What's going on there, c-3po?
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Chewbacca.
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What's this?
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Oh.
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This is a cricket video
game my cousin sent me
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from South Africa.
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Why, is it not legal in the U.S.?
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You gotta get it
on the geek market?
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Nothing geeky about it.
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Cricket is a tremendously
exciting sport.
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Sport?
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Is it that game that they play
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in all those Harry Potter books?
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No, actually, that's Quidditch
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and you can only play it if
you're a witch or a wizard.
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And it wasn't in all the books.
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It wasn't in the
seventh one at all.
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And I'm the geek.
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I'll have you know,
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cricket is among the most
popular sports in the world.
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The guy on the box
is wearing a sweater.
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Oh, mommy, I'm playing cricket
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and it's ever so chilly.
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Well.
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I see the ugly American
has weighed in.
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At about 20 pounds more than
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most doctors would recommend.
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Kaboom.
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I'm sorry that we can't all have
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that ropey, underfed look.
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A dunk.
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Now look, there's a warning.
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Not suitable for anyone
who wants to get laid.
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Windmill jam.
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So typical.
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You can't do it, so you mock it.
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Oh, I could do it.
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Hmm.
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Well, then, why don't
you come on over...
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And we'll play?
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Oh, I have to see this.
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All right, fine,
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we'll call it America versus...
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Whatever other crappy
countries play cricket.
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The rest of them.
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Are you sure you want to invite
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the wrath of God into your home?
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Two words:
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Bring it.
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And come hungry. I'll make kabobs.
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Wow. Would you look at him.
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How lucky is that mail cart?
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Why, you want that guy to push you?
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Push, pull, lick, his call.
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Oh, my God, I know him.
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He interviewed for a position
as my assistant last week.
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I've got a position
I'd like to offer him.
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I've got to see him every day?
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Hope this isn't gonna be awkward.
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Holy crap, look at him.
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Does anybody have a razor?
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I need to shave my legs.
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I'm looking for Tracy sutter.
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Oh, that's me.
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I won.
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I'm Tracy.
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These are for you.
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Uh, Laura foley.
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Ms. Laura foley, single.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Ryan.
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Let's see I--I know I have
something for you here.
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I am very excited to...
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Receive it.
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Hi, Audrey Bingham.
We met last week.
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I remember.
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Nice to meet you.
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Yeah, you too, thanks. Mm-hmm.
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Bingo!
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Well, okay. So it is awkward.
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Gonna have to do something
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to make things more
comfortable between us.
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I know what I would do to
make things comfortable.
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I can make things real comfortable.
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Oh, ladies, get a grip.
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Hey. Oh, hey.
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Feel like trading massages?
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Definitely.
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I hate reading.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Today I wanna go first.
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Bet you do.
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No, I want a real
massage for a half hour
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with no touching of
my bathing suit areas.
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But that just leaves the rest.
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Look, I like doing all
that stuff with you.
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Ha, ha, yeah.
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But...
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I also love a massage.
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So today, we're gonna try no sex,
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just massage.
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I'd rather read.
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So what do you wanna
do this weekend?
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I kind of want to find a fair.
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One with corndogs.
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You know, Adam,
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the best masseuses don't
talk to their clients.
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They concentrate on
giving the massage.
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Sorry.
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Man on television: And now,
back to shark week.
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Oh, my God!
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You can't do this one thing for me
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without the promise of sex?
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Well, honey, it doesn't
have to be sex-sex.
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It could be the other thing.
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That's still sex.
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Yeah, it is.
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God, Ryan keeps
giving me dirty looks.
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I wish he'd give
me something dirty.
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Would you stop?
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You're at happy hour
with your coworkers,
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not spring break at senor frog's.
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Those were good days.
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All right, this is ridiculous.
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I'm just gonna go over there
and straighten it all out.
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Do you mind if I come with?
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I'd like to smell him.
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Casually mention that
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I have a background in burlesque.
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No.
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Really?
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Get me drunk and
ask me about Tokyo.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Listen, um, we're gonna
be working together
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so I--I'd really like
to clear things up.
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I feel like you're mad at me
because I didn't hire you,
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but the thing is,
it wasn't anything personal.
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It was just there were a
lot of good candidates
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and I had to make a choice.
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I mean, the thing is,
you're young, you're smart,
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you're nice looking.
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You might be in the mail room now,
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but trust me, you're gonna go far.
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You really think so? No, I know so.
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So come on.
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Can we just put everything
behind us and start fresh?
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Well...Okay.
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Come on.
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Uh, there's my beer.
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Oh, hey. Put that on my tab.
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That's okay.
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Hey, don't argue with the boss.
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So how did it go?
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All better.
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I am such a people person.
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He filed a sexual harassment claim?
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Yes. Against me?
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Yes.
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Just this morning,
Tracy and Laura--
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who I'm pretty sure was
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some sort of sex worker in Japan,
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tried to coerce him into
a game of strip poker.
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They weren't mentioned.
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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No.
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I don't do that.
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"Unwanted physical interaction.
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"Uninvited comments
about his appearance.
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"Giving him alcohol
and implying that
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his compliance was tied to
his future at the company."
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That's my gal.
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God, I can't believe
I got called into
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the human resource
director's office.
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It's so humiliating.
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I know, but you know what else?
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I still haven't gotten
a massage from Adam.
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'Cause that's the same thing.
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Why are you getting
a massage from Adam?
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Clearly, Audrey's the
hands-y one around here.
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Thank you for your support.
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It's just so frustrating.
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I mean, I did nothing wrong.
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I'm sure if Ryan and
I could just talk--
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no.
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Yeah, everything would be fine.
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No, it wouldn't.
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Look, this guy is clearly
a vindictive type.
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Just stay away,
let the truth come out.
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Look.
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I can work this whole thing out.
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I'm a people person.
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You are?
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Yes.
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Audrey.
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I think we're overlooking
a valuable resource here.
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We happen to have years of
sexual harassment experience
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right here with us.
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Thanks, Jen,
I'll take it from here.
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Nice cans, by the way.
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The first thing you do
is create a gray area.
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Harassment likes facts, not doubt.
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Next, get your hands
on some hush money.
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Then go to your dad's office,
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tell him you're gonna
lay low for a few weeks.
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My dad doesn't own
the company, Russell.
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Then you're totally boned.
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But on the bright side, nice cans.
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Ooh, that was a wicked googly,
if I do say so myself.
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Don't "say so" yourself,
say real things.
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Get set, here comes
an absolute jaffa.
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Oh, swing and a miss!
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How was that?
You're out for a duck.
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Yeah, you're out for a duck.
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You don't even know
what that means.
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I know I'm not out for a duck.
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Well.
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I don't think we need
to continue this.
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Sorry, America,
but it looks as though
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the rest of the
world has triumphed.
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You've brought so much
shame to our country.
271
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:02,214
But playing this video
game proves nothing.
272
00:12:02,215 --> 00:12:04,516
It's not like we're
playing the actual game.
273
00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:07,252
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
274
00:12:07,253 --> 00:12:08,954
You're saying you would beat me
275
00:12:08,955 --> 00:12:10,455
if we played a real
game of cricket.
276
00:12:10,456 --> 00:12:12,891
If it involves a bat and a ball
277
00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:16,995
and even a hint of testosterone,
278
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:19,464
I win, you lose.
279
00:12:19,465 --> 00:12:21,934
I'll have you know that
back home in South Africa,
280
00:12:21,935 --> 00:12:23,368
I was such a fast bowler,
281
00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,637
I was known as the
cape town express.
282
00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:29,274
Sounds like a stomach virus I had.
283
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:30,776
All right, here's a thought.
284
00:12:30,777 --> 00:12:33,345
Timmy, you're a dork who
actually owns cricket equipment.
285
00:12:33,346 --> 00:12:35,647
Jeff, you're a stubborn blockhead
286
00:12:35,648 --> 00:12:36,882
who would actually play him.
287
00:12:36,883 --> 00:12:38,350
I'd play him. As would I.
288
00:12:38,351 --> 00:12:40,419
Well, this works
out perfectly then.
289
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,653
You two are idiots and I'm bored.
290
00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:44,323
Let's do this.
291
00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:46,225
Then it's decided. Yes, it is.
292
00:12:46,226 --> 00:12:48,894
We'll take this outside
and settle it like men.
293
00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:51,330
Great. Where are we
gonna get the men?
294
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:57,102
We should go? Okay.
295
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:07,379
Are you ready for a
totally legitimate
296
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:11,383
and completely nonsexual massage?
297
00:13:11,384 --> 00:13:12,951
Yes, I am.
298
00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:15,053
I can't believe you did all this.
299
00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:16,521
Well, I realized you were right.
300
00:13:16,522 --> 00:13:18,090
And I want to make up
for all the massages
301
00:13:18,091 --> 00:13:19,858
that I hadn't given you.
302
00:13:19,859 --> 00:13:21,360
I even researched
some great techniques.
303
00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:22,894
Really?
304
00:13:22,895 --> 00:13:24,296
Yeah.
305
00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:28,433
And you know how
much I hate to read.
306
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,636
Here it goes.
307
00:13:36,909 --> 00:13:40,812
Is that okay, baby?
308
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,014
Yeah, it's great,
309
00:13:42,015 --> 00:13:43,615
but maybe you could ease up a bit?
310
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:46,685
Okay.
311
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:52,858
Is there anything you'd
like me to concentrate on?
312
00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:57,896
Not crushing my organs.
313
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:03,735
Well, what do you think's
taking him so long?
314
00:14:03,736 --> 00:14:05,937
Uh, ironing a wrinkle
out of his sweater.
315
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,275
Carb loading on crumpets.
316
00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:15,681
Uh...
317
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:17,883
That's all I got.
318
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,444
Let's do this.
319
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:51,783
Shall we?
320
00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,754
This is based on a
Japanese technique.
321
00:14:55,755 --> 00:15:00,158
I think it's called reiki or "
wreck-you."
322
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:03,328
Feels like the second one.
323
00:15:03,329 --> 00:15:06,598
Now this is gonna be amazing.
324
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:14,172
Ooh! Son of a whore!
325
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:16,375
Why?
326
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,076
Time for the stomach massage.
327
00:15:18,077 --> 00:15:19,277
Please don't.
328
00:15:19,278 --> 00:15:21,913
No, baby, I insist.
329
00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:25,384
Now this will help with digestion.
330
00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,819
You may feel the urge to urinate,
331
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,655
but that's normal.
332
00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:36,695
What are you doing?
333
00:15:36,696 --> 00:15:39,431
Do you have tension in those?
334
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:40,899
No, I just have to have you.
335
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,434
No, but honey, I felt some kidney--
336
00:15:42,435 --> 00:15:44,736
no.
337
00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:46,938
Okay, so I'm going to give you
338
00:15:46,939 --> 00:15:48,940
three chances to get a hit off me.
339
00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:51,143
Now to approximate the
size of the cricket field,
340
00:15:51,144 --> 00:15:53,178
we'll use the homeless
man to the South
341
00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:54,713
and the shopping cart with
the old chicken carcass
342
00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:55,947
to the East.
343
00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:58,116
So. Let's play.
344
00:15:58,117 --> 00:16:00,419
Uh, shall we wait for
the South boundary
345
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,021
to finish taking a leak?
346
00:16:06,893 --> 00:16:10,796
I think we have that kind of time.
347
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:12,731
Let's go. You ready?
348
00:16:12,732 --> 00:16:14,833
To hit a ball with the stick?
349
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,134
I think so.
350
00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:19,004
All right. Here we go.
351
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,074
Big hit, huh?
352
00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:26,178
Come on now.
353
00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,713
Oh-ho!
354
00:16:28,714 --> 00:16:31,550
Nice swing, Lou "gayrig."
355
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,127
Dude, you're gonna get struck out
356
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:46,131
by scooter from the muppets.
357
00:16:49,235 --> 00:16:52,137
This one. This one counts.
358
00:16:55,074 --> 00:16:57,309
Ooh.
359
00:16:57,310 --> 00:17:01,713
Right in the googlies.
360
00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:04,549
You were right.
361
00:17:04,550 --> 00:17:08,587
Cricket is a great game.
362
00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:10,755
Told you.
363
00:17:10,756 --> 00:17:12,924
Wait.
364
00:17:12,925 --> 00:17:17,162
Wait, I didn't come out for a duck.
365
00:17:24,403 --> 00:17:26,972
We just heard what
happened with you and Ryan.
366
00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:28,540
Yeah. Can you believe it?
367
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:31,142
How was he?
368
00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:33,245
Does he smell like the sea?
369
00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:35,714
Oh, my God. Nothing happened.
370
00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:37,849
He is falsely accusing me
of something I didn't do.
371
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,352
Well, that doesn't
sound like my Ryan.
372
00:17:40,353 --> 00:17:42,087
Yeah.
373
00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:44,089
You know, the bar
was the wrong place.
374
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,857
Things were misconstrued, you know?
375
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:48,126
But I feel like if I
just talk to him again--
376
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:49,361
so then say something.
377
00:17:49,362 --> 00:17:51,329
Yeah, Jeff doesn't think I should.
378
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,498
Well, does Jeff know
that Ryan's butt
379
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:56,935
looks like two twinkies kissin'?
380
00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,570
Okay, you know what?
381
00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:01,239
Forget Jeff. I'm gonna fix this.
382
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,507
I am a people person.
383
00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:04,509
You are?
384
00:18:04,510 --> 00:18:06,511
Yes! It is a known thing.
385
00:18:06,512 --> 00:18:07,712
Gosh.
386
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,481
Ryan. Ryan.
387
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:10,649
Oh, come on.
388
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:11,883
Ryan, listen, we need to talk.
389
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,351
I'd like to get on
the elevator, please.
390
00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:16,221
Yeah. First, just hear me out.
391
00:18:16,222 --> 00:18:18,189
All right, from the
first moment I met you,
392
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:20,125
I liked you.
393
00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:22,694
And this situation has
been very hard for me.
394
00:18:22,695 --> 00:18:25,330
Because I have never done anything
395
00:18:25,331 --> 00:18:28,633
to even remotely
sexually harass you.
396
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:29,868
I'm--what the hell?
397
00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:31,403
No.
398
00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:34,773
No. Oh, God, no, no, no!
399
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,643
Don't just stand there,
rip my dress off me!
400
00:18:38,644 --> 00:18:43,114
Tear it off! Get it off!
401
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:46,585
I will give you,
it was an unfortunate incident.
402
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,887
Audrey, you exposed yourself.
403
00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:50,989
It was an accident.
404
00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:52,657
You're the first person
405
00:18:52,658 --> 00:18:54,693
to have this type of accident ever.
406
00:18:54,694 --> 00:18:58,430
Ugh. God, this is so unfair.
407
00:18:58,431 --> 00:19:00,532
And you need some more
tape on your dress.
408
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:03,168
I'm gonna have my own claim soon.
409
00:19:03,169 --> 00:19:04,369
Sorry.
410
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:07,005
The good news is,
because of your spotless record
411
00:19:07,006 --> 00:19:08,807
and no prior flashings,
412
00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,009
all you have to do
is apologize to Ryan.
413
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:14,079
I most certainly will not.
414
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,114
He is the one who should
be apologizing to me.
415
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:18,049
I know, it seems unfair.
416
00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,384
But it won't go on your record
417
00:19:19,385 --> 00:19:22,554
if you apologize and
take a brief suspension.
418
00:19:22,555 --> 00:19:24,889
Oh-- I couldn't care less.
419
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,125
You put it on my record.
I did nothing wrong.
420
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:28,360
Audrey. No, no.
421
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,362
I am standing up for
what is right here.
422
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:32,664
I am a people person, you jerk.
423
00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:35,934
Your suspension is with pay.
424
00:19:39,205 --> 00:19:42,273
I am very sorry that I created
425
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:43,875
a hostile work environment for you.
426
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:45,977
Thank you.
427
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:48,013
I'll be back in a week.
428
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,881
Aloha.
429
00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:52,083
I mean, good-bye.
430
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:56,993
431
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,146
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