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I'm glad you guys finally introduced
us to Ethopian food,
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And now that I've met
Ethiopian food,
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It's time to say good-bye
forever.
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It feels like it's gonna be
a long good-bye.
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I'm rethinking
opening this door.
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So why don't you guys
come over for dessert?
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Oh, we'd love to.
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Good call, honey.
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Coffee or--
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Oh, my God.
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Wow...
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You guys are pigs.
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I don't believe this.
We've been robbed.
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What--the window...
Adam, did you leave it open?
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Did you?
No.
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Then, yeah, I did.
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Wait, wait, wait,
what if they're still here?
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Right, you guys stay here
and, uh, we'll go check it out.
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Hey, honey, I'm home
from the Kung-Fu Studio.
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Yeah, and I'm home
from gun practice.
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Good, now they think we're
a super-violent gay couple.
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Get in there.
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I am so freaked out.
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Has anything like this
ever happened to you?
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Uh, one time at work
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Someone stole a yogurt
with my name on it
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Right out of the fridge.
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So...No.
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Well, it's all clear.
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Yeah, and I checked
your underwear drawer
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Your jewelry is still there.
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I checked it too.
He's right.
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So what did they take?
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I don't know.
It doesn't look like anything.
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Well, maybe when we came in
we scared 'em off.
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Hmm, I don't think so.
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I mean, whoever did this
had time to make
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Toaster waffles
and watch 27 dresses.
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Oh, that was me.
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I took a personal day.
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Well, I guess we got off
pretty lucky, huh?
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I guess.
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Or you could say that
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We don't have anything
worth stealing.
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Huh,
all of your stuff stinks.
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Wait, hold on, jen.
They did take something.
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That bowl
that was on the table.
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The ceramic one
with the turquoise?
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Uh, actually,
that--that's our bowl.
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We--we bought it
in New Mexico.
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But that cost 180 bucks.
Yes, I know.
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We brought over spinach dip once
and they never returned it.
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Oh, bad news, guys.
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Someone stole your bowl.
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-- Sync by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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♪ how many ways to say
I love you ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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♪ Rules of Engagement 4x04 ♪
Ghost Story Original Air Date on March 22, 2010
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Jeff, Jeff,
wake up.
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What?
What, is it the burglar?
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Can you handle it?
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No, no, no,
it's not that.
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Listen,
something just happened,
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Something really intense,
really incredible.
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You're welcome.
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Guess awake or asleep,
daddy knows what mommy likes.
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I--I am serious.
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I really need to talk to you.
Okay.
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Okay, now, first you have
to promise not to laugh.
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Oh, you didn't wake me up
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To try on those bike shorts
again, did you?
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No, this--this is serious.
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All right, I promise
I won't laugh.
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Okay...
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I just saw
my grandmother's ghost.
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Do you mind
if I go laugh in the can?
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I know,
I know it sounds unbelievable,
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But--but I just saw
my grandma Shirley
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at the foot of our bed.
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She was there.
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She was wearing this
garnet dress
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With this beautiful brooch
she use to let me play with
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When I was a kid.
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Gosh, she looks so
lovely and peaceful
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With this sweet smile
on her face.
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Like she was really happy
to see me.
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Probably just psyched
to be out of the urn.
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I'm sorry. Go on.
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I just--I always felt so bad
I didn't make it home to see her
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Before she died,
but now I feel like it's okay.
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You really saw her.
I did.
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It wasn't like
a very real dream,
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Like the one I had
where me and Lee Majors
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Were tracking big foot?
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No, no, no,
I--I was awake!
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I was sitting up.
She was--she was right there.
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It was real.
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Huh.
Do you believe me?
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Yeah, I do.
I...I believe you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Yeah, I'm here for ya.
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I feel so close to you
right now.
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Mm.
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And grandma Shirley isn't
still here, is she, 'cause...
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I'm about to take off
my bottoms.
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Sir.
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I spoke to your gym,
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But they've maintained
their stance.
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You must actually participate
in the cardio hip-hop class.
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You cannot just sit and watch.
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Call my lawyer.
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And I've contacted
the accounting firm
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Across the street,
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But sadly,
no one could put me in touch
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With the stacked lady
in the pink thing.
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What?
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She's right there...
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Pointing at me
and closing the blinds.
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And then finally, sir,
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Here are all
the bathing suit images
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Of the french actress
Audrey Tautou.
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Yeah, ooh...
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, see, this is
one classy girl.
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Ooh, bonjour,
side boob.
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Merci-cup.
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Good job, Timmy.
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I tell you what,
take an extra fiver
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Before you grab me
my juice box.
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Enormously kind of you, sir.
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But, uh, in lieu
of your generosity today,
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May I instead
leave early tomorrow?
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Early, why?
I'd rather not say.
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Say.
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No, thank you.
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No say, no early.
No early, no say.
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Sir, I really would--
♪ say! ♪
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If you must know,
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I'm meeting my fiancee
at the airport.
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Fiancee?
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[chuckles]
well, that's gotta be wrong.
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Um, Timmy,
are you having trouble
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With your english words again?
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No,
english is my first language...
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Of seven.
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I mean, fiancee as in the woman
I am to marry.
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You're engaged?
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How am I just hearing
about this?
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Surprisingly, sir,
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I do have
some personal information
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That you've not as yet
bribed, threatened,
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Or twisted my nipple
to obtain.
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All right, get back here
and take your shirt off.
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Here we go.
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It's an arranged marriage.
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My parents are quite
traditionally indian.
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It's part of my culture.
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Not sure how I feel
about this.
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How big are the ol' fun bags?
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I am not as yet familiar
with the ol'...Fun bags.
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She is coming
to visit relatives,
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And I will meet her
for the first time tomorrow.
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Come on, you haven't even
met her yet?
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My parents met
on their wedding day,
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And they've been happily married
for nearly three decades.
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Ay, carumba...
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Wow, your culture
sure has its quirks.
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It's bad enough they make you
wear the feathery hats
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And talk to the eagles
and stuff.
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It is, in fact,
not that bad, sir,
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Because, once again,
I'm not that kind of indian.
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All right, you don't
have to scalp me over this.
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I just can't believe someone
in this day and age
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Would still go through
with an arranged marriage.
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My marriage to Audrey
was arranged.
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By vodka.
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I gotta find a way
to show Timmy
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He's making a huge mistake.
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I hate to see him forced
to do something
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He doesn't wanna do.
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You do that to him
all the time.
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I know--the other day
I made him touch a dead pigeon.
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I'm just saying
this is New York.
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You can't leave
the window open.
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I burnt my toaster waffles,
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And I couldn't watch 27 dresses
with all that smoke.
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Uh...
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I can't believe we have nothing
worth stealing.
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It's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing.
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Yeah, it's a little
embarrassing.
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Why don't you guys just
get some decent stuff.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you
go 50 miles north of Santa Fe,
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Lay 180 bucks
on an old Navajo broad,
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and get a bowl.
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Hello.
Wow, you look great.
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You're glowing.
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Well,
something really incredible
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Happened last night.
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Guilty.
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No, not that.
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Okay, you guys,
this was truly unbelievable.
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It was like 4:00 in the morning.
Yeah, Audrey.
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And all of the sudden--
Audrey...
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I thought that was
a private thing.
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No, I wanted to share it
with our friends
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and Russell.
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Anyway, so I woke up,
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And I looked
at the end of my bed,
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And I saw my grandma's ghost.
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Hmm...
Wow.
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Jeff, you might wanna hide
the key to the booze closet.
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Come on guys,
we shouldn't make fun of her.
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I met her grandma once.
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If you see her again,
will you tell her I said boo?
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All right, I guess
I should've expected this,
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But I know what I saw.
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Jeff believes me.
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The man who's skeptical
Puerto Rico is real?
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Yes. Tell them.
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I believe that you believe
you saw a ghost.
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What?
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Well, we don't really know
what you saw last night, do we?
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We don't?
No.
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We do not.
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Look at that.
Printed in Puerto Rico.
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I stand corrected.
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Hey, there, pumpkin.
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Wow, you look stunning.
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You don't really know
"what" I saw last night, huh?
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You believe I believe
I saw a ghost.
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I don't believe
I used that tone.
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Do you know how embarrassing
that was for me?
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My own husband
wouldn't even support me
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In front of our friends.
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You know, in my defense,
it caught me a little off guard
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When you told
your kooky ghost story
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Out in public.
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Kooky ghost story?
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Oh, again, I may be
saying these things,
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But you're puttin'
a lot of extra mustard on 'em.
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So you never believed me?
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00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,201
Well, in the moment
I guess I...
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No, no.
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So you just lied...
To what?
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Make me feel better
and get some sex out of it?
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Right, because I thought,
you know,
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Seeing your dead grandmother
would get you all teed up.
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You are unbelievable.
252
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Look, I'm sorry,
but I just can't choose
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To believe something
because you do.
254
00:11:27,318 --> 00:11:29,986
Look, if I said something
that was completely crazy,
255
00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:32,989
Would you believe me
no matter what?
256
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:35,358
I would.
Oh, that's just stupid.
257
00:11:35,359 --> 00:11:37,661
No, no,
you know what's stupid?
258
00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:39,496
Me thinking
I could share something
259
00:11:39,497 --> 00:11:40,797
Important with my husband
260
00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:43,533
And not feel
vulnerable and ridiculed.
261
00:11:43,534 --> 00:11:46,169
[knocking at door]
262
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:51,508
I'm so boned
if that's grandma Shirley.
263
00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:54,010
Huh?
Not even close.
264
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:02,719
[overlapping chatter,
dance music]
265
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,021
Hi.
266
00:12:05,022 --> 00:12:07,891
Hey, you like magic?
267
00:12:07,892 --> 00:12:11,595
Wanna see me pull something
out of my pants?
268
00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:14,364
Come on, it's a scarf.
269
00:12:14,365 --> 00:12:16,466
It's not a scarf.
270
00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:19,336
Hey, there he is.
Have a seat.
271
00:12:19,337 --> 00:12:21,304
Yes, I'm here.
What was so important?
272
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,906
Timmy, I've been
thinking a lot about
273
00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:24,541
Your little
arranged marriage thing.
274
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:26,209
Still?
Yes.
275
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,644
I don't think
you're focusing enough on
276
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:29,980
Exactly what you're giving up.
277
00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:35,018
I give you exhibits
A, B, C and double D.
278
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:38,188
Sir, with all due respect--
279
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,390
And quite frankly,
I'm not sure any is due--
280
00:12:40,391 --> 00:12:43,193
I understand that
you're against marriage
281
00:12:43,194 --> 00:12:44,928
Or any other arrangement
God might have sanctioned.
282
00:12:44,929 --> 00:12:47,964
But I'm not you.
But you can be.
283
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,300
I don't want to be.
284
00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:53,870
I think you ♪ do ♪
285
00:12:53,871 --> 00:12:55,739
I truly do not.
286
00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:59,042
Sir, this has been a custom
in my culture for centuries,
287
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,710
And I will not be
the first person
288
00:13:00,711 --> 00:13:02,779
In my family
to challenge that.
289
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:04,381
Uhh...
Oh, hey, Russell.
290
00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:07,150
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
291
00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,486
What do you mean?
You're paying us 400 bucks.
292
00:13:09,487 --> 00:13:11,788
And no checks this time.
293
00:13:11,789 --> 00:13:13,857
All right, take it easy.
294
00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:16,293
Hey, Timmy, I'd like you
to meet my friends.
295
00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:17,861
This is Monica--
Karen.
296
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:20,096
And Susan.
Jill.
297
00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:23,166
It's so weird
you guys are here.
298
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,735
I think Monica likes you.
299
00:13:25,736 --> 00:13:27,304
I think she
prefers Karen, sir.
300
00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:31,841
Oh, she likes the other one.
♪ jackpot ♪
301
00:13:31,842 --> 00:13:34,944
I will not let myself
be dragged down to your level.
302
00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:37,147
After all,
your life is not exactly
303
00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:39,749
An advertisement
for happily ever after.
304
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,850
Good night.
305
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:43,153
Oh, so that's it.
306
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,287
[sighs]
307
00:13:44,288 --> 00:13:45,855
Looks like your friend's
not into it.
308
00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:48,091
You wanna call this off?
309
00:13:48,092 --> 00:13:50,060
No.
310
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,702
Adam, look.
311
00:13:58,703 --> 00:14:00,637
Oh, my God,
you're right.
312
00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:03,940
My hair is nuts right now.
313
00:14:03,941 --> 00:14:05,842
No, this picture.
314
00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:07,811
You remember the njght we met,
315
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,379
We took that walk
through Central Park,
316
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,648
And you kissed me on the bridge
by that boat pond?
317
00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:14,017
This is that picture.
Oh, yeah.
318
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:17,354
Yeah, and for the record, honey,
you kissed me.
319
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:19,823
Well, I got tired of waiting
for you to make a move.
320
00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:21,024
Tired of--of waiting?
321
00:14:21,025 --> 00:14:24,794
I met you,
like, 20 minutes before.
322
00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:28,365
Hey, let's come back tomorrow
and buy it.
323
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,532
Really?
Yeah.
324
00:14:29,533 --> 00:14:30,867
Yeah, we need to
start accumulating
325
00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:32,235
Some grown-up stuff.
326
00:14:32,236 --> 00:14:33,837
You know, like, that--
that stupid bowl
327
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,905
That Jeff and Audrey
used to have.
328
00:14:35,906 --> 00:14:38,208
Yeah, we're adults.
329
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:41,344
We should start
acting like it.
330
00:14:44,715 --> 00:14:48,051
Starting now.
331
00:14:48,052 --> 00:14:50,086
Starting now.
332
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,860
Aud, aud.
What--what is it?
333
00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:58,695
I just saw her.
I saw grandma Shirley.
334
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:00,196
Jeff!
I'm serious.
335
00:15:00,197 --> 00:15:02,165
She was right here,
just like you described it,
336
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:04,234
With the dress and the brooch.
337
00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,936
All that old lady gear.
338
00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:09,773
All right, it is one thing
to make me feel bad
339
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:12,375
In front of our friends.
And Russell.
340
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:14,844
But waking me up
just to mock me?
341
00:15:14,845 --> 00:15:16,813
I'm not!
I saw her, I swear!
342
00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:18,948
And now I know
that you saw her too.
343
00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:20,683
You do?
344
00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,952
You actually saw her?
Absolutely, it's real.
345
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:24,554
And I'm sorry
that I didn't support ya.
346
00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:26,890
It must have felt terrible.
347
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,025
I'm sorry.
Okay.
348
00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:30,827
I accept your apology.
Thank you.
349
00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:32,896
And you're not just doing this
to get sex out of it?
350
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,864
Absolutely not.
351
00:15:34,865 --> 00:15:36,399
Oh.
352
00:15:44,809 --> 00:15:48,545
We could still have sex
just 'cause, right?
353
00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:52,949
This is so exciting.
I know.
354
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:55,718
I can't wait to get home
and hang it up.
355
00:15:58,589 --> 00:16:00,089
Oh, wait,
allow me.
356
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,892
Oh.
357
00:16:02,893 --> 00:16:06,663
Thank you.
358
00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:22,312
And then Adam turned around,
and it was gone.
359
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:23,646
Well, look on
the bright side.
360
00:16:23,647 --> 00:16:26,015
That's what I've been
trying to tell her.
361
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,985
What is the bright side?
362
00:16:28,986 --> 00:16:30,320
Well, for a brief moment
363
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:32,589
You owned something
worth stealing.
364
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:38,161
Well, looky here.
Does the fun ever start?
365
00:16:38,162 --> 00:16:40,930
Well, isn't this nice
that everyone's here?
366
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,032
Jeff has something
very important
367
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,634
He would like to tell you all
about last night.
368
00:16:44,635 --> 00:16:46,703
Isn't that right, Jeff?
What are you doing?
369
00:16:46,704 --> 00:16:48,071
Hey, if it really happened,
it really happened.
370
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:50,006
You should have no problem
telling them.
371
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,608
What are
you guys talking about?
372
00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:53,109
Come on, you didn't think
your little act last night
373
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:56,112
Got you off the hook, do you?
Okay, I get it.
374
00:16:56,113 --> 00:16:59,649
Well, last night I saw
Audrey's grandma's ghost.
375
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:03,553
And it was scary and...
376
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:06,956
A little bit magical.
377
00:17:06,957 --> 00:17:11,661
I know it's hard to believe,
but I know what I saw.
378
00:17:11,662 --> 00:17:13,963
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
379
00:17:13,964 --> 00:17:17,066
Boy, that just gave me
goosebumps.
380
00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,802
Wait, you believe him?
381
00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:24,374
Um, Audrey, I don't think
Jeff would lie about this.
382
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:28,011
Neither would I.
This is a freaky story, Jeff.
383
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:30,079
I'm never gonna
come to your place again.
384
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:34,617
Deal.
385
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:38,454
Hold on, I saw the same ghost,
and you all made fun of me.
386
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,356
Audrey, Audrey,
don't sponge off Jeff's ghost.
387
00:17:40,357 --> 00:17:42,559
Yeah.
388
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,428
It--it wasn't Jeff's ghost!
It was my ghost!
389
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:47,030
He didn't even believe me.
390
00:17:47,031 --> 00:17:49,866
Well, if your own husband
doesn't believe you,
391
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:51,467
How do you expect us to?
392
00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:53,169
No, he is lying!
393
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,238
He didn't see anything!
I did!
394
00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,874
Sour grapes.
395
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,476
You know, news flash people.
Ghosts are real.
396
00:18:00,477 --> 00:18:01,945
Deal with it.
397
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,146
My friend saw a ghost--
398
00:18:03,147 --> 00:18:05,615
What the hell
is happening here?
399
00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:07,417
Oh, no, this is terrible.
400
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:10,787
What, are they taking
trojan juniors off the market?
401
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,755
Nah, it's Timmy.
402
00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:14,357
He's on his way to the airport.
403
00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:16,726
He's about to make
the worst mistake of his life.
404
00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:18,761
Hey, wait a minute--this
has been bugging me, Russell,
405
00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:20,029
So I gotta ask.
406
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,664
He's okay
with an arranged marriage,
407
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:22,899
So why do you care so much?
408
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,902
It's complicated.
Okay.
409
00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:32,709
Timmy.
410
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:35,278
Timmy.
Sir, what are you doing here?
411
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,046
Listen, you're making
a big mistake.
412
00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:38,214
Come with me, buddy.
413
00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:40,516
I'm very well aware
of your feelings,
414
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:43,419
But now I'd like to meet
my future bride alone.
415
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,089
Okay look,
Timmy, um, I-I haven't been
416
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,791
Totally up front with you
about why I'm against all this.
417
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:53,162
Uh, I know I'm not exactly
known as Mr. Romantic--
418
00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:54,631
Ohh, I would disagree,
sir.
419
00:18:54,632 --> 00:18:55,898
Most women swoon when they see
420
00:18:55,899 --> 00:18:59,068
The "no fat chicks" placard
on your office door.
421
00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:01,337
Okay, okay.
422
00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:02,805
All right, here's the thing.
423
00:19:02,806 --> 00:19:04,407
I actually do believe in love.
All right?
424
00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:06,809
I believe there's
a special person out there
425
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:08,411
For each and every one of us.
426
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:10,613
But that person isn't chosen
by your family.
427
00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:13,616
It's chosen right here
inside.
428
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:16,753
Just kiss him already.
429
00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:21,090
Get outta here, you bat.
430
00:19:21,091 --> 00:19:23,559
Sir, this is
your weakest ploy yet.
431
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,094
It's not a ploy.
432
00:19:25,095 --> 00:19:27,797
Why do you think
I go through so many women?
433
00:19:27,798 --> 00:19:30,533
Maybe it's because my uncle glen
hugged me in the pool too much
434
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,635
When I was a kid--
I don't know.
435
00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:34,070
I think it's because
436
00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:35,605
I'm searching for
that special person.
437
00:19:35,606 --> 00:19:39,642
And that's kind of
what you're giving up.
438
00:19:39,643 --> 00:19:42,145
You're being sincere?
Yes, I am.
439
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:45,081
You deserve to find
your own special person.
440
00:19:45,082 --> 00:19:49,218
Well...Well, I've never seen
this side of you before...
441
00:19:49,219 --> 00:19:53,289
Mr. Dunbar, and to be honest,
for the first time
442
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:56,159
I think you may actually
have a point.
443
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,193
I do.
444
00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:58,795
Don't you want
what everyone wants...
445
00:19:58,796 --> 00:20:00,496
The moment you see her
446
00:20:00,497 --> 00:20:03,499
And you realize
your search is over?
447
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,301
Timmy?
448
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,460
[knocking at door]
449
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:29,209
Huh?
450
00:20:29,210 --> 00:20:32,012
That's tacky.
That's an insult to bowls.
451
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,714
That's more of a plate,
dude.
452
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:35,015
No--
453
00:20:38,419 --> 00:20:39,553
Ahh...
454
00:20:39,554 --> 00:20:40,988
So when are we
gonna tell them
455
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,422
That we found the bowl
at our place?
456
00:20:42,423 --> 00:20:46,393
Oh, when it stops being fun.
457
00:20:46,394 --> 00:20:49,463
It is fun.
458
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:53,733
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