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I love these rolling suitcases.
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It's like
I'm walking a dog
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That's filled
with my underpants.
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What are you doing?
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Getting ready
for Aunt Judy's visit--
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Putting out plenty
of ashtrays.
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Good. Maybe this time
she won't use the carpet,
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The plants, and the guacamole
that I was still eating.
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And actually continued
to eat.
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I can't believe
you're going to Atlantic City
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And leaving me alone
with her all weekend.
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It's a damn shame.
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Hey, how about if I go
with you to the bachelor party?
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I could jump out
of the cake.
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Yes, because it's 1954,
and that's how we do it.
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Come on,
Chuck's just a coworker.
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Can you at least come back
early on Sunday morning?
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Well, I wish I could,
but I can't miss Sunday brunch.
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It's the highlight
of the bachelor weekend.
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Really?
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So then why not just skip
the steaks and the boobs
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And just show up Sunday
for the highlight?
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[sighs] Audrey,
the steaks and the boobs
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Are the foundation
upon which the brunch is built.
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Don't feel bad.
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There's no way
you could've known that.
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Fine.
You owe me one.
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In fact,
you owe me a lot of ones.
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Oh, that reminds me,
I need to bring a lot of ones.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hello?
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No, Aunt Judy, it's, uh, Jeff.
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You accidentally called
my phone.
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Eh, look, it--it's okay.
I'll just tell her.
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All right.
Bye-bye.
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Uh, Aunt Judy
is not feeling her best,
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So she just says to make sure
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That you've got that kleenex
with the lotion
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And, uh--
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And something called
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Metamucil extreme.
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You gals have fun.
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♪ how many ways
to say I love you? ♪
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♪ how many ways to say
that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ with you by my side ♪
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♪ there is no denying ♪
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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Oh, Chuck,
there's the lucky bachelor.
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Getting psyched
for the great weekend, huh?
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Oh, oh-oh, oh.
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[crying]
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Oh, don't worry.
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I wasn't really
gonna hit you.
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No. I-it's the wedding.
I-it's not happening.
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Suzanne called it off.
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Oh, my god.
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Please tell me
this doesn't affect
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The bachelor party.
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You know, it's funny,
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I-I spent my whole life
searching for my soul mate.
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[laughs]
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That is funny.
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Sorry.
Um...
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About the bachelor party...
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When I met Suzanne,
I-I thought my search was over.
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It just breaks your heart
when you discover
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The person you love
doesn't love you back.
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I feel like
you're not listening here.
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So just like that,
a week before the wedding,
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She dumps him.
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Wait, so this guy's
not getting married?
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Ah, I love a story
with a happy ending.
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You know what I also love?
A happy ending.
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Ha ha ha.
Oh, come on.
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You really don't think
you'll ever get married?
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Look, if I wanted sex
with strings attached,
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I'd bang a marionette.
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Well, there's a puppet show
you don't want the kids to see.
81
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Well, either way,
I'm stuck at home
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With Aud and old smokey,
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Who's basically a chimney
with a wet cough.
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You know, someone's really
not using their brain here.
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Is it me?
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No.
It's Jeff.
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What?
What is it I'm missing?
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Have you told Audrey
the bachelor party's canceled?
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No, not yet.
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Ah, genius.
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Let's all go.
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So you're just gonna lie
to Audrey?
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A lie undiscovered
becomes a truth.
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I, for one, would love
to see Atlantic City.
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I've never before experienced
the thrill of gambling.
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Well, I can't go. Jen and I
have movie night tonight.
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And, you know, I'd really
hate to disappoint her.
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Hey, I've been married
for 14 years.
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Trust me, getting them used
to being disappointed
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Is not a bad thing.
101
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Okay, well, look, I mean,
jen loves movie night.
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And besides, I don't want it
to be awkward.
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I don't really know
Chuck, so...
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Chuck's not even gonna be--
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Ah!
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Oh, my god.
107
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You cannot believe
how happy I am.
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My Aunt Judy
has a bacTerial infection.
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Yay. Take that,
old lady who I don't know.
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No, she had to cancel
her visit.
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And since Jeff's in A.C.
all weekend,
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I thought you and I could hit
the overnight spa.
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I have a two-for-one voucher.
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Oh, I am totally in.
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All I had planned
was movie night with Adam,
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And it's his turn to pick.
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Uh-oh.
I know.
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He says
he's gonna surprise me.
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But come on,
we've all seen the billboard
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00:05:01,297 --> 00:05:02,757
For that talking-turtle movie.
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[laughs]
all right.
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So we'll leave
right after work,
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And then we can avoid
the traff--
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Chuck?
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Hi. Uh, Audrey Bingham,
Jeff's wife.
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Oh, hey, Audrey.
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Shouldn't you be halfway
to Atlantic City by now?
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Didn't Jeff tell you?
Suzanne called off the wedding.
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[stifled cry]
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Oh, my god.
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What about the bachelor party?
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That's all Jeff cared
about too.
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What the hell is wrong
with you people?
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So...
Jeff knew the party was off,
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But he went anyway.
Really?
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He thinks he's getting out
of a weekend with Aunt Judy.
137
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So what are you gonna do?
138
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Well, I have
an interesting hand here.
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I have to figure out
how to play it
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For maximum entertainment.
141
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What would you do
if Adam tried to outsmart you?
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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Asked and answered.
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Hey.
I'm in the bedroom.
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00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,068
You ready for movie night?
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You are gonna be delightfully
surprised by my pick.
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Yeah. It's a talking-turtle
movie, and I'm gonna pass.
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Oh, honey,
but his shell is different,
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And that makes him special.
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Oh, my god.
Are you leaving me?
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No. Audrey invited me
for a free spa weekend.
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You're okay if I blow off
movie night, right?
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[scoffs]
whatevs.
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All right,
I'll be back Sunday.
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I'll call you.
Okay.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh!
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Hey, Jeff,
it's Adam again.
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I'm coming
to Atlantic City!
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Another $100
in chips, please.
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Hey, uh, there,
Ken from Tallahassee,
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Uh, keep those 16s coming.
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I want to be completely broke
in the next four secds.
166
00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:12,068
Well, this is very exciting,
isn't it?
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My first casino wager.
168
00:07:15,372 --> 00:07:17,873
Now, where's my cheat sheet?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I don't know if I want
the rookie at our table.
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Yeah. Our luck's been
bad enough as it is, so...
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Blackjack.
Hey.
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And blackjack.
Whoa!
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Hey, did you see that?
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We both had our hands on tim,
and we both got blackjack.
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Maybe the boy's good luck.
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Yeah.
Well, I certainly hope so.
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Chips, please.
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Yeah, no chips for you
right now.
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Listen, just stand there,
and let's test our theory.
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Hit me.
21.
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Ha ha.
Whoa. I'll stay.
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Dealer busts.
Yeah, all right.
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Yeah-ha-ha!
It works, dude!
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Yeah!
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I'll just go
to another table.
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Ha-ah. Mr. Bingham,
you're hurting me.
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Don't let
our lucky charm get away.
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00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:03,686
Ah. I am so happy
to be at a spa
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With someone
who won't crack up
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00:08:05,155 --> 00:08:08,057
Every time he hears
the word "facial."
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[laughs]
"facial."
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Sorry.
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00:08:13,730 --> 00:08:15,431
Anyway, I'm gonna get
a hot-rock massage.
194
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What about you?
Uh, yeah, yeah. In a bit.
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First it's time
to implement phase one
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Of operation
ruin Jeff's weekend.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hey, Audrey, what's up?
Oh, nothing much.
199
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Just, uh, wanted
to make sure everyone got
200
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To the bachelor party okay.
201
00:08:32,223 --> 00:08:33,557
Yeah, no, we all made it.
202
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Uh, we're--we're making Chuck
wear a skirt.
203
00:08:36,594 --> 00:08:41,331
It's hilarious. Hey, buddy,
your junk's hanging out!
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You're cool.
You're cool.
205
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Sounds fun.
206
00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,175
Well, Aunt Judy's just relaxing
in front of the tv,
207
00:08:52,176 --> 00:08:54,678
Trying to figure out
the remotes.
208
00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,781
Hey, you know the rule--
no outsiders touch my remotes.
209
00:08:57,782 --> 00:08:59,149
Oh, no, no, it's fine.
210
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It's just--oh. Oh, no.
No, Aunt Judy.
211
00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,688
Uh, I wouldn't fiddle
with that.
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[gasps]
oh, no.
213
00:09:08,192 --> 00:09:10,193
She erased everything.
214
00:09:10,194 --> 00:09:12,496
Everything?
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00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:14,464
Uh, well, what about that movie
where Teri Hatcher
216
00:09:14,465 --> 00:09:17,100
Goes topless
on the balcony?
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00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:18,869
Oh, Teri's gone, Jeff.
218
00:09:18,870 --> 00:09:22,673
Damn it, Audrey!
How'd you let this happen?
219
00:09:22,674 --> 00:09:24,942
I'm so sorry.
Got to go.
220
00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:26,643
[cell phone beeps]
ha!
221
00:09:26,644 --> 00:09:28,879
That'll teach him
to try to have fun.
222
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,115
Well, my entire
tivo collection was erased
223
00:09:32,116 --> 00:09:34,381
By virginia not-so-slim.
224
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Even Hatcher on the balcony?
225
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I'm afraid so.
226
00:09:38,238 --> 00:09:39,475
Oh.
227
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[cell phone rings]
228
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Uh, hey, Aunt Judy.
229
00:09:46,381 --> 00:09:48,075
No, it's Jeff again.
230
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Ye--
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What?
No, no, no, no.
232
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That's okay.
I'll tell her.
233
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You feel better.
Bye.
234
00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:58,983
Hey.
Oh, my god.
235
00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:00,225
Aunt Judy's not there.
236
00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:03,247
She just called me by accident.
She canceled her visit.
237
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,305
Wait, why would Audrey
make all that stuff up?
238
00:10:05,796 --> 00:10:08,381
Because she wants to make me
feel guilty for ditching her.
239
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,691
Oh!
240
00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:11,647
Oh, she's good.
241
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,625
She is very good,
but she made one major mistake.
242
00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:20,161
She married me.
243
00:10:28,637 --> 00:10:31,344
Okay, I'm ready.
Oh, finally.
244
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,550
[cell phone rings]
oh, that's Jeff.
245
00:10:34,094 --> 00:10:36,970
Sorry. Hold on.
246
00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:37,839
[sighing]
god.
247
00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:38,812
Hey, hon.
248
00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:40,075
You still upset
about your tivo?
249
00:10:40,076 --> 00:10:42,217
No, and I want to make sure
that Aunt Judy
250
00:10:42,218 --> 00:10:43,618
Doesn't feel bad about it.
251
00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:45,053
Put her on.
252
00:10:45,054 --> 00:10:45,884
Let me talk to her.
253
00:10:48,127 --> 00:10:49,553
Hang on a minute.
254
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:52,261
Oh, my god.
He wants to talk to Aunt Judy.
255
00:10:52,455 --> 00:10:53,768
Aunt Judy's not here.
256
00:10:56,485 --> 00:10:58,698
Thanks, I was just about
to look under the bed.
257
00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:03,855
Oh, sweetie,
now is not a good time.
258
00:11:03,856 --> 00:11:05,934
She wasn't feeling well,
so she's sleeping.
259
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,273
Is she?
260
00:11:08,907 --> 00:11:10,985
I'll try back a little later.
Sounds good.
261
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,260
Um, but, hey...
262
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,468
[Chuckles]
while I have you...
263
00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:16,958
Why don't you put Chuck
on the phone?
264
00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:18,163
What?
265
00:11:19,373 --> 00:11:20,957
Yeah.
266
00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,445
I'd like to congratulate
the groom-to-be.
267
00:11:24,628 --> 00:11:27,035
Yeah. Sure. Okay.
Uh...
268
00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:29,649
Oh, shucks,
he just got waylaid
269
00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:32,905
By a cowgirl with tequila
in her holster, so...
270
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,884
Probably gonna be a while.
271
00:11:36,431 --> 00:11:37,755
Oh, well...
272
00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:39,015
I'll just keep trying.
273
00:11:39,397 --> 00:11:40,946
That'll be fine.
We'll talk later.
274
00:11:44,027 --> 00:11:45,652
Why would Audrey
want to talk to Chuck?
275
00:11:45,752 --> 00:11:47,253
I don't feel good
about that.
276
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,718
You know why something bad
happened to you?
277
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:51,512
You took your hand
off of it.
278
00:11:53,455 --> 00:11:54,359
At some point,
279
00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:56,548
We should discuss "it"
having to pee.
280
00:11:57,893 --> 00:11:59,468
Jeff hates Aunt Judy.
281
00:12:00,441 --> 00:12:03,033
Why would he all of a sudden
want to talk to her?
282
00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:04,897
I don't know, Audrey.
283
00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:07,762
Why isn't some hot Brazilian
guy rubbing my ass?
284
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,321
All right, all right.
Easy there, not so rough.
285
00:12:15,499 --> 00:12:17,081
Sir, I assure you
that part is vot lucky--
286
00:12:17,461 --> 00:12:18,379
Not for you.
287
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:22,053
Are you even playing?
288
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,688
A little less
with the chatting
289
00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,314
And a little more
with the not chatting.
290
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:32,903
I am not a rabbit's foot.
This is completely dehumanizing.
291
00:12:33,572 --> 00:12:36,467
All right, it's getting upset!
Somebody get it a drink!
292
00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:38,752
All right, you know what?
That is enough.
293
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,686
I'm--I'm completely--
dealer busts.
294
00:12:40,983 --> 00:12:42,497
[all cheering]
everyone's a winner.
295
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,523
Thanks, buddy.
Hey, this is for you.
296
00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,845
Oh, thank you, really.
There you go.
297
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,305
Oh, thank you all.
This is--this is very kind.
298
00:12:49,549 --> 00:12:50,707
Very well.
299
00:12:50,894 --> 00:12:52,132
All right then,
ken from Tallahassee,
300
00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,238
A little more dealing,
a little less not dealing.
301
00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:56,919
Come on, you gonna bet?
Put a bet down.
302
00:12:56,941 --> 00:12:58,010
I can't focus.
303
00:12:58,213 --> 00:12:59,839
I'm not just gonna sit here
304
00:13:00,164 --> 00:13:01,351
And wait for Audrey
to make the next move.
305
00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:03,001
So I'm gonna go
on the offensive.
306
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,698
[groans] all right, we got
a, uh, open spot on timmy.
307
00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:11,356
Who's it gonna be?
All right, there you go. Get in.
308
00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:14,208
[cell phone rings]
309
00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,810
Oh, it's Jeff calling
for Aunt Judy again.
310
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,137
What do I do?
311
00:13:18,207 --> 00:13:19,182
I don't know.
312
00:13:19,357 --> 00:13:21,344
Continue to ruin
my spa experience.
313
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:23,853
She can't sleep forever.
314
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,110
Oh, you're gonna be
Aunt Judy.
315
00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:28,671
What?
All right, you're 78.
316
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:30,455
You love jeopardy!
You're all backed up.
317
00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:31,255
Get ready.
318
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,636
[clears throat]
hello?
319
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:36,256
I just wanted to check in
320
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,647
And see if aunt jude's
awake now.
321
00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,857
Can I talk to her?
Uh, let me check.
322
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:46,224
Aunt Judy, you want to talk
to Jeff?
323
00:13:46,385 --> 00:13:49,260
[high-pitched, singing voice]
oh, I don't think so
324
00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:54,918
On account
of my achy belly.
325
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,795
You are Aunt Judy,
not Mrs. Doubtfire.
326
00:13:56,796 --> 00:13:59,680
Aud, everything okay?
327
00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,903
Dude, dude...
Uh, yeah.
328
00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:05,275
Listen, you can't talk
to Aunt Judy, 'cause she's, uh--
329
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:07,517
I got to take her
to the hospital.
330
00:14:07,817 --> 00:14:09,380
But don't feel bad.
331
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,401
I mean, just...
332
00:14:10,785 --> 00:14:13,548
Enjoy Chuck's party
with Chuck.
333
00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:16,793
How can I enjoy myself
334
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:19,329
Knowing that she's going
to the hospital?
335
00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:21,131
Hey, how about I come home
right now?
336
00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:23,400
I help you out
with Aunt Judy.
337
00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:25,636
What?
338
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:27,871
Yeah, I'm, uh--I'm heading
to the train station.
339
00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:29,706
[affected conductor's voice]
all aboard!
340
00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:32,843
Next stop, new york city!
341
00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:36,513
I'm heading
to the train station.
342
00:14:36,514 --> 00:14:39,116
Oh, god.
He wants to come home!
343
00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:40,834
What do I do?
344
00:14:40,835 --> 00:14:43,405
Oh, for god sakes,
just tell him the truth.
345
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:44,438
This is insane.
346
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:46,441
He's bluffing.
347
00:14:46,496 --> 00:14:48,621
Audrey, something wrong?
348
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:51,297
All right,
I'm gonna call his bluff.
349
00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:56,122
Her stomach is really bad.
You should come home.
350
00:14:56,123 --> 00:14:57,743
What?
351
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:02,158
Yeah, to help me take her
to the hospital.
352
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,645
Well, now, if, uh, Aunt Judy
needs to see a doctor,
353
00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:06,167
Then you're in luck,
354
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,330
Because Chuck's best man,
uh, Martin,
355
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:11,900
Is, uh, all the way here
from Macon, Georgia,
356
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:14,352
And he's a top
gastroenterologist.
357
00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:17,991
So, uh,
just hold on for a sec.
358
00:15:18,556 --> 00:15:19,675
Martin. Yeah.
You're on.
359
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,354
You just make sure
that Aunt Judy
360
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,811
Doesn't have to go
to the hospital.
361
00:15:23,039 --> 00:15:24,723
Here he is.
Put her on.
362
00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:31,692
[shaky, nasally voice]
hello?
363
00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:35,167
[affected southern accent]
well, hello, there, young lady.
364
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:40,321
This is Dr. Martin...
Pepper.
365
00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:44,165
Hello, Dr. Pepper.
366
00:15:47,861 --> 00:15:51,900
I hear you're having
some, uh, stomach miseries.
367
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:56,151
Oh, yes.
It--it hurts.
368
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,408
I see. I see.
369
00:15:57,661 --> 00:16:00,696
Well, I seen a case
like yours a-once before
370
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,032
Down at Butcher Hollow.
371
00:16:03,555 --> 00:16:05,788
Hey, Colonel Sanders,
you want to dial it down a bit?
372
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,510
[whispers, normal voice]
I can't.
373
00:16:08,783 --> 00:16:09,959
[affected southern accent]
I say, I say,
374
00:16:10,190 --> 00:16:14,893
Yeah, take some bismuth
and sodium bicarbonate,
375
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:17,770
And that should cure
what ails ya.
376
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:19,931
But whatever you do,
377
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:22,605
By all means
do not go to the hospital.
378
00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:24,973
Thank you, doctor.
379
00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:27,285
It's, uh, my pleasure.
380
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:30,536
Hey.
381
00:16:30,651 --> 00:16:32,705
So I guess she doesn't have
to go to the hospital after all.
382
00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:34,283
No sense in me rushing back.
383
00:16:34,349 --> 00:16:37,581
No, no, no.
We--we'll manage for a while...
384
00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:41,197
Based on the advice
of Chuck's best man,
385
00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,893
Dr. Pepper.
386
00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:46,433
Yes, that is what he told
Aunt Judy,
387
00:16:47,026 --> 00:16:49,527
Who's visiting with you
as we speak.
388
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:54,322
Well, sounds like
we've both got a lot going on.
389
00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:56,305
Yeah.
Talk to you later.
390
00:16:58,747 --> 00:16:59,531
[cell phone beeps]
391
00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:02,478
Liar.
Liar.
392
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:04,700
This is weird. Why would she
want me to come home?
393
00:17:04,897 --> 00:17:05,910
She must know something.
394
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:07,898
[normal voice] well,
she didn't get it from my end.
395
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:08,946
I nailed it.
396
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,955
I'm gonna force her hand.
I'm going all-in.
397
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:16,901
[cell phone rings]
398
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,919
Hello?
Hey, thought about it.
399
00:17:19,312 --> 00:17:21,021
Coming home.
What?
400
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:22,940
Yeah, I'll be home
in three hours.
401
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:26,493
Well, that sounds great.
See you soon.
402
00:17:26,757 --> 00:17:28,648
So you want me
to come home.
403
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:29,983
I do.
Fine. I will.
404
00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:31,714
Super.
Give my best to Chuck.
405
00:17:32,098 --> 00:17:32,866
Aunt Judy!
406
00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:39,028
What happened?
407
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,668
I called his bluff,
and he didn't blink.
408
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:43,001
So what now?
409
00:17:43,389 --> 00:17:45,329
Pack your crap.
I got to get home!
410
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,440
Really?
Thanks for inviting me.
411
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,770
We should totally do this
more often.
412
00:17:59,414 --> 00:18:00,696
Whoo.
[coughs]
413
00:18:04,739 --> 00:18:06,244
[coughs]
414
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,822
Hey, I'm home.
Welcome home.
415
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,208
Yeah. I'm all ready
to help out with Aunt Judy.
416
00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:24,256
Oh.
417
00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:27,759
Too late.
She just laid down.
418
00:18:28,722 --> 00:18:30,443
Did she, now?
419
00:18:32,031 --> 00:18:33,031
Just.
420
00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:34,160
[sniffs]
421
00:18:35,132 --> 00:18:36,855
Ah, nice.
422
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,312
Well, darn it,
I should, uh, pop my head in
423
00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:44,176
And see how
the old gal's feeling.
424
00:18:44,345 --> 00:18:45,107
Mm.
425
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,528
She's better now.
426
00:18:47,431 --> 00:18:48,604
No need.
427
00:18:48,813 --> 00:18:51,492
Still, wouldn't feel right
if I didn't just peek in on her.
428
00:18:51,766 --> 00:18:53,424
So that's
what I'm gonna do.
429
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,818
Wait.
Yes.
430
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,224
Is there something
that you wanted to tell me?
431
00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:04,521
There is.
432
00:19:05,308 --> 00:19:06,973
While you're peeking in
on Aunt Judy,
433
00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:09,770
I'm, uh--
I'm gonna call Chuck...
434
00:19:10,748 --> 00:19:12,828
To apologize
for pulling you away.
435
00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:16,602
[number pad beeps]
436
00:19:22,469 --> 00:19:23,418
[number pad beeps]
437
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:27,687
[number pad beeps]
438
00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:35,199
You know what?
I probably shouldn't wake her.
439
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:39,065
Yeah, I probably
shouldn't interrupt Chuck
440
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,314
In the middle of his party.
441
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,049
Funny how you know
Chuck's number
442
00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:43,576
Off the top of your head.
443
00:19:45,656 --> 00:19:48,190
Funny how you were standing
with a stomach doctor
444
00:19:48,616 --> 00:19:49,936
Right when I needed one.
445
00:19:51,504 --> 00:19:53,526
Okay, then,
I'm gonna go to bed.
446
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:56,082
Got to get up early
to take Aunt Judy
447
00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:57,516
To the train station...
448
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,833
Which will all happen
before you wake up.
449
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,953
[remote clicking]
450
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:15,325
[scoffs]
all deleted...
451
00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,158
Nice touch.
452
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:26,551
[affected southern accent]
well, from your description,
453
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:31,099
I'd say you could have
a "declavamacated" hip.
454
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,034
But I would be remiss
if I did not conduct
455
00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:35,203
A more thorough examination
in my office,
456
00:20:35,204 --> 00:20:39,507
Which at this point in time
is room 703.
457
00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:41,943
Hey, buddy. There you are.
I made it!
458
00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:44,779
Excuse me, kind stranger,
I'm with a patient.
459
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,180
Uh, but, Russell--
460
00:20:46,181 --> 00:20:48,816
I said--I said go away, boy.
You bother me!
461
00:20:48,817 --> 00:20:51,619
462
00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:56,219
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