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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,911 I NEED SNEAKERS, MOM! 2 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,412 YEAH, RIGHT. 3 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,414 SO I'M GONNA DROP YOU OFF AT YOUR GAME A LITTLE BIT EARLY 4 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:24,417 AND THEN IF BECKY EVER FINISHES THE LIVING ROOM, 5 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,418 WE'LL ALL GO DOWN TO THE BUDGET CLUB 6 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,919 AND I'LL GET YOUR SNEAKERS, 7 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,422 AND I'LL PICK UP THAT TIRE FOR THE CAR. 8 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,223 YOUR GAME OUGHT TO BE FINISHED BY THEN. 9 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,291 THEN ALLS I'LL HAVE LEFT TO DO 10 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,295 IS GO IN FOR MY BIKINI WAX. 11 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,299 GIVE ME MY PAPER. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 12 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:42,135 I AM RUNNIN' THIS HOUSE WITH NO HELP FROM YOU. 13 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:44,704 AND DOIN' A HELL OF A JOB. 14 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,205 ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 15 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,208 YOU WEREN'T EVEN LISTENING. 16 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:50,343 YEAH, I WAS. WHAT DID I SAY? 17 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:53,279 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING ABOUT TURTLE-WAXING YOUR BIKINI. 18 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,347 ENHHH! I'M SORRY, MR. CONNER. 19 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:56,349 I GUESS THAT HANDSOME DINETTE SET 20 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:59,518 WILL HAVE TO GO TO OUR RETURNING CHAMPION. 21 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,721 WHY CAN'T WE DO ALL THIS ON SUNDAY? 22 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,490 'CAUSE THERE'S A GAME ON SUNDAY YOUR MOM WANTS TO WATCH. 23 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,060 YEAH. 24 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,062 BECKY, PLATE. 25 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,031 HONEY? FEELING A LITTLE TENSE, 26 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,098 IRRITABLE, 27 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,600 PECKISH? 28 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,402 MAYBE IT'S YOUR HAIR COLOR. 29 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,304 MAYBE IT'S MY JOB. 30 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,673 MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT THAT JOB. 31 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:21,740 AND DO WHAT? 32 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,743 ALL THE POWER JOBS ARE TAKEN. 33 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,745 MARGARET'S RUNNING ENGLAND, 34 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,747 VANNA'S TURNIN' THE LETTERS OVER, 35 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:31,250 AND DELTA BURKE HAS HER OWN DAMN TV SHOW. 36 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,254 ARE YOU GONNA BE LATE TONIGHT? 37 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:39,259 NO. I ONLY GOT A HALF DAY'S WORTH OF FINISHING WORK TO DO. 38 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,261 WELL, I GOTTA GO, BECAUSE I GOT A STAFF MEETING, 39 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:43,763 AND MY BOSS FREAKS OUT IF ANYBODY'S LATE. 40 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,197 YOU MIND GETTIN' DINNER TONIGHT? 41 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,103 OK. 42 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,675 WELL, YOU STAND UP 43 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,177 AND THEN YOU GO OVER HERE 44 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:02,682 AND TAKE THE STUFF OUT OF THIS COLD BOX. BRR! 45 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,684 AND THEN YOU TROT IT RIGHT OVER HERE 46 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,687 AND YOU STICK IT IN THIS HOT BOX. 47 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,526 WHAT WAS THAT MIDDLE PART AGAIN? 48 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,431 PICK UP A GROSS OF BOWLING BALLS 49 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:19,932 ON THE WAY HOME, WILL YA? 50 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,442 ...AND ANOTHER THING, 51 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,444 UNIFORMS. 52 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:33,446 STARCH THOSE APRON BOWS, LADIES. 53 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:34,447 WASH THEM EVERY DAY 54 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:35,948 AND GET YOUR MOMS TO IRON THEM. 55 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,084 OH, I HAVE A QUESTION. 56 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:42,088 WHAT IF YOUR MOM HAS REALLY BAD RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS, YOU KNOW? 57 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,091 AND, UH, SAY SHE'S, LIKE, LIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE 58 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,093 OF THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE, YOU KNOW? 59 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:50,029 THEN SHOULD YOU, LIKE, GET YOUR KIDS TO DO IT? 60 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,097 I DON'T CARE, LIKE, WHO DOES IT, 61 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,366 BUT WE HAVE GOTTA START LOOKING LIKE PROFESSIONALS 62 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,369 OR NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE US SERIOUSLY. 63 00:03:56,369 --> 00:04:00,373 UM, THE BEAK KEEPS FALLING OFF MY APRON. 64 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,375 AND LET'S PERK UP THE CUSTOMERS, ALL RIGHT? 65 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,542 THEY EAT MORE. 66 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,946 "THEY...EAT...MORE." 67 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,520 HE'S TAKIN' NOTES. 68 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,656 SINCE I THOUGHT OF HAVING THE FEEDBACK BOX PUT IN-- YEAH? 69 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,893 GOTTEN A LOT OF DISTURBING COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE FRIES. 70 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,028 "OILY AND NO TASTE." 71 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,097 OH, NO, THAT WAS ABOUT THE OWNERS. 72 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,968 Manager: NOW... 73 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:32,037 SO FAR, THE BIGGEST COMPLAINT WE'VE HAD IS SPEED-- 74 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:36,542 PEOPLE WAITING 5, 6 MINUTES FOR ORDERS. 75 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,043 NOW, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAST FOOD, PEOPLE, 76 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,046 AND WE CAN'T EXACTLY CALL IT FAST. 77 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,615 WHY NOT? WE CALL IT FOOD. 78 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:48,820 LOOK... 79 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,389 THE BOTTOM LINE HERE 80 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:56,028 IS THAT SOME OF YOU ARE JUST NOT PLAYING TO CAPACITY... 81 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,997 WHICH MEANS I'VE HAD TO DO SOME PLATOONING 82 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,400 AND JUGGLE THE SCHEDULE A BIT. 83 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,469 SO, JAY, 84 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,471 WEDNESDAYS AND FRIDAYS, YOU'RE ON NIGHTS. 85 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,972 COME ON, BRIAN, MAN. 86 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,474 ALL RIGHT, ANDREW AND DEBBIE, 87 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,243 MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS, YOU OPEN. 88 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:14,313 I, UH--I DO HAVE A BIG MATH TEST ON MONDAY, BUT... 89 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,482 I--I WILL BE HERE. 90 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,550 UH, ROSEANNE, 91 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:21,053 YOU'RE OFF ON WEDNESDAY, BUT... 92 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,555 YOU'RE HERE ON SATURDAY. 93 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,056 OK, THAT'S IT. LET'S OPEN. 94 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,125 NOW, REMEMBER, PERKY! 95 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,694 UM, BRIAN... 96 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,697 REMEMBER WE HAD THIS DISCUSSION? 97 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,700 I CAN'T WORK ON WEEKENDS BECAUSE I HAVE A FAMILY. 98 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,201 WELL, THIS IS A FAMILY, TOO. 99 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:37,203 YEAH, BUT IT AIN'T MY FAMILY. 100 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,205 LOOK, ROSEANNE, WEEKENDS ARE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, 101 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,839 AND I NEED SOMEBODY FAST. 102 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,907 WELL, I CAN BE FLEXIBLE. 103 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,243 I COULD SLOW DOWN. 104 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,547 LOOK, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT? 105 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:50,283 THAT NEGATIVE ATTITUDE OF YOURS, IT'S GONNA GET YOU NOWHERE. 106 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,151 THIS IS NOWHERE. 107 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:54,219 I DON'T LIKE WORKING WEEKENDS, EITHER. 108 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,722 I KNOW, AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER DO. 109 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:58,224 YOU JUST SIT UP THERE IN YOUR OFFICE 110 00:05:58,224 --> 00:05:59,725 LIKE A LITTLE CHICKEN NAPOLEON, 111 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,227 MAKING YOUR LITTLE CHICKEN SCHEDULES 112 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:02,728 THAT SCREW UP EVERYBODY'S LIFE. 113 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:06,199 I TOLD YOU IN THE BEGINNING I WAS NOT WORKIN' WEEKENDS. 114 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,768 YOU ARE PAID TO FOLLOW MY ORDERS. 115 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:14,273 NOW, IT ISN'T ALWAYS PRETTY, 116 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,142 BUT THIS IS THE BUSINESS WE'VE CHOSEN. 117 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,578 YOU GOT A BIG BOOGER HANGIN' OUT OF YOUR NOSE. 118 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:30,923 IS THIS MOISTURIZER ANY GOOD? 119 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,425 EVERYTHING I GOT IS GOOD. 120 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,927 THAT'S ONE OF MY BIG SELLERS. 121 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,429 HEY, YOU KNOW? I'M GONNA ASK FOR A SECOND DISTRICT. 122 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:38,931 REALLY? THAT'S GREAT. 123 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:42,434 OH, ROSEANNE, I LIKE THIS PRUSSIAN BLUE. 124 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,436 OH, YEAH. 125 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:46,105 THAT WILL LOOK GREAT WITH YOUR COP UNIFORM. 126 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,673 ROSEANNE, DID I TELL YOU? 127 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,842 MY T.O. LET ME TAKE THE COLLAR ON A D.W.I. 128 00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:52,277 N.O. 129 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:56,682 THEY USUALLY DON'T LET ROOKIES TAKE THE COLLAR. 130 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:57,749 REALLY? YEAH. 131 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,251 THAT'S GREAT. 132 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:02,288 HOW ABOUT YOU, ROSEANNE, HOW'S YOUR JOB GOIN'? 133 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,456 SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS STILL BACK AT WELLMAN, I SWEAR. 134 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:07,493 [GASPS] BITE YOUR TONGUE. 135 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,995 AND NOW HE'S GONNA MAKE ME WORK WEEKENDS. 136 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,464 YOU'RE KIDDING! 137 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:13,799 HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM AND TOLD HIM HOW YOU FEEL? 138 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,570 WELL, OF COURSE YOU HAVE. 139 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,407 ROSEANNE, YOU SHOULD QUIT THAT JOB. 140 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,409 AND DO WHAT, GO BACK INTO MEDICINE? 141 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,911 NOW, I'M SERIOUS. HAVE YOU REALLY TRIED TALKING TO HIM? 142 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:28,547 YOU KNOW, BUTTER HIM UP, TURN ON THE OLD CHARM. 143 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,050 HEY, I'M NOT KISSING UP TO SOME DWEEBY LITTLE KID 144 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,052 JUST 'CAUSE HE HOLDS MY LIFE IN HIS HANDS. 145 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,553 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KISS UP TO HIM. 146 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,055 JUST TREAT HIM A LITTLE BETTER. 147 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:37,523 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT. 148 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:41,460 YEAH, LIKE NOT CALLING HIM "THE LITTLE MAGGOT." 149 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,529 BELIEVE ME, ROSEANNE, I WOULDN'T BE WHERE I AM TODAY 150 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:45,831 IF I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE PEOPLE. 151 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,900 TRUTH IS, ROSEANNE, YOU COULD USE SOME WORK 152 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:50,269 ON YOUR INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. 153 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,703 STICK IT. 154 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:54,773 SHE'S AN EXPERT ON INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. 155 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:55,775 SHE'S RAISING 3 KIDS. 156 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:58,043 JUST IMAGINE BRIAN AS ONE OF YOUR KIDS. 157 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:04,717 Jackie, laughing: I'M SERIOUS. 158 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,885 YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THAT GUY. 159 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:10,956 YEAH. YOU'RE THE MOST MANIPULATIVE PERSON I KNOW. 160 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,959 NO, I MEAN REALLY. 161 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,463 YOU KNOW, UP UNTIL THIS WEEKEND THING, 162 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,965 THAT JOB WAS WORKIN' OUT PRETTY GOOD. 163 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,968 I WAS ABLE TO BE HOME BEFORE D.J. GOT HERE. 164 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:24,370 IT WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING BEARABLE. 165 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:27,940 UH-OH. BIG POWWOW IN THE HEN HOUSE. 166 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,441 GET IN HERE. 167 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,943 YES, DEAR. 168 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,446 HI, HONEY. 169 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,447 HI, HONEY. 170 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,448 HI, HONEY. 171 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:38,451 OOH, A THREESOME! 172 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,952 YOU WISH. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 173 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:41,453 YOU WON'T BELIEVE. 174 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,956 OH, MAN, SO I UNLOADED THE REST OF THAT SHEET ROCK 175 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,490 ON EDDIE GRISWOLD. 176 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:48,560 GOOD. WELL, WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT ME NOW. 177 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,329 YOU KNOW BRIAN? 178 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,264 THE LITTLE MAGGOT? 179 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:55,668 HE'S GONNA MAKE ME WORK WEEKENDS. 180 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,336 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM YOU COULDN'T? 181 00:08:57,336 --> 00:09:00,272 OH, GEE, NOW, WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 182 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,342 WE WERE JUST SUGGESTING THAT SHE USE HER NATURAL ABILITIES 183 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,877 AND SUCK UP TO THE GUY. 184 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:09,181 YOU CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY THAN WITH VINEGAR. 185 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,950 OH, A MEETING OF MINDS. 186 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,519 THAT'S GOOD ADVICE, ROSEANNE. 187 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,020 THAT'S HOW CAREERS ARE MADE. 188 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,522 JUST TREAT THE GUY LIKE YOU RESPECT HIM 189 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,524 AND, UH, ACT LIKE YOU THINK HE'S GREAT, 190 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,492 AND KEEP YOUR REAL FEELINGS TO YOURSELF. 191 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,061 OH, YOU MEAN, UH, 192 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,063 I SHOULD TREAT HIM LIKE HE'S MY HUSBAND? 193 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,564 BINGO. 194 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,133 YOU JUST TREAT HIM LIKE YOU TREAT ME, 195 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:30,569 AND I GUARANTEE YOU HE WON'T WANNA BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOU ON WEEKENDS. 196 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,976 I DON'T KNOW. 197 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:45,284 I DON'T KNOW. 198 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:48,186 I'M SO BAD AT MAKING DECISIONS. 199 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:50,822 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT'S LOW-CHOLESTEROL? 200 00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,391 NAPKINS. 201 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:57,896 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE... 202 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,198 THE NUMBER 2 DINNER. 203 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,968 NO. NUMBER 4. 204 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,506 NO, WAIT. 205 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,508 I DON'T KNOW. 206 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,712 DO YOU NEED SOME MORE TIME TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND? 207 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,714 YOU KNOW, THAT WAY I COULD GO AHEAD 208 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:15,715 AND WAIT ON THIS GUY BEHIND YOU 209 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,984 WHO'S DROOLING ALL OVER YOUR SHOULDER. 210 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,554 YEAH, OK. NO, I'LL ORDER NOW. 211 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:25,057 YEAH. OK... 212 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,827 NO. I'LL ORDER NOW. 213 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,398 [HUMMING OLD MacDONALD'S FARM] 214 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,404 WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND? 215 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,972 PSYCHOTHERAPY. 216 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,009 ALL RIGHT. I KNOW. 217 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,079 GIVE ME THE CHICKEN DAINTY PLATTER. 218 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,181 WHAT THE HECK, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, RIGHT? 219 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,751 YEAH, AND WHY DRAG IT OUT? 220 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,253 3.50. 221 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,361 ROSEANNE, GO AHEAD AND CLEAR OUT YOUR REGISTER. 222 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,198 HEY, HEY, BRIAN. 223 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:09,201 YOU KNOW, YOUR MUSTANG IS LOOKING AWESOME. 224 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:10,202 YEAH, WELL, IT'S A CLASSIC. 225 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:11,203 OH, FOR SURE. 226 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:12,704 HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR. 227 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:13,706 PLEASE COME AGAIN. 228 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,207 UM, YOU KNOW, 229 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,209 IF YOU EVER NEED THAT LITTLE BEAUTY WASHED, 230 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:20,212 UH, MY DAD DOES RUN THE JACK-O-WASH, 231 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:23,215 AND ALL MY FRIENDS GET IN FOR FREE. 232 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:26,084 THEY USE RAGS OR BRUSHES? 233 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,586 WELL, ANYTHING YOU WANT. 234 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,688 JUST SAY YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE... 235 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,390 ANDREW. 236 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,958 THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. I'LL KEEP IT IN MIND. 237 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,459 NO SWEAT, GUY. 238 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,961 HE'S SUCH A SUCK-UP. 239 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,732 BRIAN? 240 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:42,234 IF I STAY LATE TONIGHT TO DO SIDE WORK, 241 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:45,737 I'M GONNA BE INTO OVERTIME FOR THE WEEK, 242 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:46,739 AND YOU TOLD ME TO ALWAYS LET YOU KNOW. 243 00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,240 SO, IS THAT OK? 244 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,242 'CAUSE I COULD REALLY USE THE EXTRA MONEY. 245 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,711 NO. GO HOME. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 246 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,650 ANDREW, 247 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,585 YOU FEEL LIKE WORKING SOME OVERTIME? 248 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:00,686 COOL. 249 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,754 ALL RIGHT. CLEAN OUT THE FRY BINS. 250 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,757 ROSEANNE, YOU CAN HEAD OUT, TOO. 251 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,330 WELL, DON'T FEEL BAD, TINA. 252 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,831 IT'S NOT WORTH ACTING LIKE ANDREW 253 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,834 JUST TO GET YOUR OWN CAR. 254 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,836 THAT'S FOR SURE. 255 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:22,341 'COURSE, UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A HUSBAND AND 3 KIDS. 256 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:23,842 THAT'S FOR SURE. 257 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,345 YEAH. I GUESS YOU CAN CATCH MORE FLIES WITH MANURE 258 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,347 THAN YOU CAN WITH HONEY. 259 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,519 DAMN IT! 260 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,887 WHAT? 261 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,389 I CAN'T FASTEN THE CHOKE SPRING! 262 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,456 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU MAKIN'? 263 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,459 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CARBURETORS? 264 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:43,128 THEY GO UNDER THE HOOD. WHY? 265 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:44,663 I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. 266 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:45,964 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 267 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,967 I'M FLUNKING SHOP. 268 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,803 WELL, THAT'S A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE. 269 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,373 I CAN'T AFFORD TO FLUNK SHOP. 270 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,875 'CAUSE IF MY GRADE POINT AVERAGE FALLS BELOW 3.5, 271 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,878 THEN THE SCHOOL WON'T LET ME KEEP MY JOB 272 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:02,381 AND IF I LOSE MY JOB, I LOSE MY CAR... 273 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,516 AND IF I LOSE MY CAR, I'M NOTHING. 274 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,086 WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO DROP NAMES OR NOTHIN', 275 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,823 BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BEST CARBURETOR MAN IN TOWN. 276 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,258 I DON'T SUPPOSE HE OWES YOU A FAVOR? 277 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:16,829 YEAH, ABOUT 15 YEARS WORTH... 278 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,831 BOSS. 279 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:26,204 [VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING] 280 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,975 BRIAN KAMEN IS COMING HERE FOR DINNER? 281 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,044 DOOFY BRIAN KAMEN?! 282 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,047 NO, MR. BRIAN KAMEN, 283 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,049 MY BOSS. 284 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:41,086 WHY IS HE EATING HERE? HE HAS PARENTS. 285 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:44,022 'CAUSE YOUR DAD'S GONNA HELP HIM WITH SOMETHING. 286 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,958 WITH WHAT, A ZIT? 287 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,361 AND WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAPPEN TO HAVE 288 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,364 HIS FAVORITE DINNER ON THE TABLE, TOO. 289 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,965 WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE DINNER? 290 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,534 WIENERS. 291 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,937 EVEN THE FLAT-HEADS DON'T HANG OUT WITH HIM. 292 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,507 WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER? 293 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,508 HE'S PLAYING HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK. 294 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,842 WITH WHO? 295 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,411 WITH YOU. 296 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:06,979 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 297 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,248 WHERE'S HE HIDING? 298 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,752 I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU. 299 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,754 WELL, I SURE HOPE I'M GONNA BE ABLE 300 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,756 TO FIND HIM BEFORE WE HAVE DINNER. 301 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,191 GEE, I WONDER WHERE HE--[GASPS] 302 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,761 DAVID JACOB, I SEE YOU. 303 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,263 YOU'RE IT! NOW YOU HIDE. 304 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,265 NO, YOU GO HIDE FOR ME 305 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:29,268 'CAUSE YOU ARE SO GOOD AT BEIN' IT. 306 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,269 OK. 307 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,772 HEY, HI, SIS. HOW YOU DOIN'? 308 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,775 PRETTY GOOD. MY! EXPECTING COMPANY? 309 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,543 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM. 310 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,545 ANYBODY GOOD? 311 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,046 NO. 312 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,548 WHAT A LAUGH YOU'LL HAVE WHEN I TELL YOU. 313 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,551 OH, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME. 314 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,052 MY BOSS. 315 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,554 THE LITTLE MAGGOT? 316 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,556 UH-HUH. 317 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,058 WELL, VERY GOOD, ROSEANNE. 318 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,060 I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU. 319 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,561 WHAT TIME IS HE COMIN' OVER? 320 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,564 HE'LL BE HERE IN ABOUT A HALF-HOUR. 321 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,065 PLENTY OF TIME FOR YOU TO EAT 322 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,566 AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE COMES UP. 323 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,068 OH, I CAN STAY. 324 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,070 I DON'T GO ON DUTY TILL 8:00. 325 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,072 NO. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME GROVEL. 326 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,573 PLEASE. LET ME STICK AROUND 327 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,577 FOR THE INITIAL GREASING. 328 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,579 NO. YOU'LL JUST MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE. 329 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,180 HOW DO I MAKE IT WORSE? 330 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,247 WITH THAT GREAT KNACK YOU HAVE 331 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,516 FOR SAYING THE WRONG THING AT THE WRONG TIME. 332 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,085 WELL, DAN'S GONNA BE HERE, 333 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,587 AND YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING HOW TACTLESS HE IS. 334 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,091 HI, JACKIE. 335 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,592 HOW'S THE HERPES? 336 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,865 DID YOU GET GOOD CHIPS? 337 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,368 YEAH. 2 6-PACKS OF BAILEY'S OLD-STYLE ROOT BEER. 338 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,669 WHERE'S D.J.? 339 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,441 I'LL LOOK FOR HIM LATER. 340 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,478 I THINK YOU'RE GOING WAY OVERBOARD ON THIS DEAL. 341 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:50,048 ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO REBUILD JUNIOR'S CARBURETOR FOR HIM? 342 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,550 ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME 343 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,552 TO KISS UP TO THE GUY IN THE FIRST PLACE. 344 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,053 I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO KISS UP TO HIM. 345 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,056 I JUST SAID TREAT HIM RIGHT. 346 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,123 OH, PLEASE, 347 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,926 YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME STICK AROUND AND WATCH THIS. 348 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,862 JACKIE, GO TO WORK. 349 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,564 AND HE BETTER BRING HIS OWN TOOLS, 'CAUSE HE'S NOT USIN' MINE. 350 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:07,632 DAN, HE CAN USE ANYTHING HE WANTS 351 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,636 AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO WORK ON SATURDAY. 352 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,638 [DOORBELL RINGS] 353 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,474 WOULD SOMEBODY LET THE LITTLE MAGGOT IN?! 354 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,814 HI. HOPE I'M NOT LATE. 355 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,317 I CAME RIGHT FROM THE OFFICE. 356 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,318 LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT FOR YA, HUH? 357 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,252 OH, THANKS. 358 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,690 YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 359 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,191 YEAH? 360 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,195 YOU GO TO LANFORD, RIGHT? 361 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,697 YEAH. 362 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,466 FIFTH PERIOD LUNCH, RIGHT? 363 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,401 YEAH. 364 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,737 HOW YOU DOIN'? DAN CONNER. 365 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,740 HUSBAND, FATHER, CARBURETOR SPECIALIST. 366 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,741 OH, I REALLY APPRECIATE-- 367 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,243 COME ON OUT TO THE GARAGE. 368 00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,745 YOU CAN HEAR THE DINNER BELL FROM THERE. 369 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,253 YOU KNOW, I GOT AS FAR AS PUTTING ON THE CHOKE SPRING, 370 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:03,255 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AFTER THAT, 371 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:04,756 COMING OVER HERE WAS A GOOD START. 372 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,259 YEAH. THAT'S THE TRUTH. 373 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,764 LOOK, UH... 374 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,767 CAN WE TALK MAN-TO-MAN HERE, PAL? 375 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,768 OH, YEAH. YEAH, SURE. 376 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,269 GOOD. 377 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,136 WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL... 378 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,472 I DON'T WANNA BE A SHOP TEACHER, 379 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,074 AND YOU DON'T WANNA BE A GARAGE MECHANIC. 380 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,343 SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME PUT THIS THING TOGETHER FOR YOU, 381 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,846 YOU TAKE IT IN, YOU GET THE CREDIT, 382 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,514 AND YOU EASE UP ON MY WIFE. 383 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,084 I HAVE NEVER COME ON TO YOUR WIFE. 384 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,090 GOOD. 385 00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,593 GOOD. UM... 386 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,596 BUT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS MAKING HER WORK WEEKENDS. 387 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,131 LOOK, MR. CONNER, I HAVE A JOB TO DO. 388 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,102 WHOOPS! MR. FUMBLE-THUMBS! 389 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,605 PARTS EVERYWHERE. 390 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,607 ROSEANNE'S THE BEST PERSON I GOT DOWN THERE. 391 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,609 REALLY, THAT'S-- THAT'S THE ONLY REASON 392 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,110 I WANT HER WORKING ON THE WEEKENDS. 393 00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:02,180 WELL, WE NEED HER TO WORK HERE ON WEEKENDS. 394 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:04,249 SCHEDULES CAN BE CHANGED. 395 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,752 GOOD. 396 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,760 I COULD'VE HAD A NEW CAR RIGHT AWAY, 397 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,263 BUT WHEN I SAW MY STINGER, 398 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,764 OHH... 399 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,267 IT WAS LIKE FALLING IN LOVE. 400 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,336 OH, SO THAT'S WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE. 401 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,340 YES, DEAR. IT'S LIKE CAR OWNERSHIP. 402 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:33,011 YEP. SO I WAITED. 403 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:35,513 I SAVED UP FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR, 404 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,515 AND NOW I AM THE OWNER 405 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,518 OF ONE LEAN, MEAN DRIVING MACHINE. 406 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,353 AND THE WOMEN GO WILD FOR IT. 407 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,591 MORE MILK? 408 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,026 ACTUALLY, I SHOULD GET GOING. 409 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,560 ALREADY? 410 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:50,628 YEAH. UH... 411 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,630 THANKS FOR DINNER, THOUGH. 412 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,098 IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING ALL OF YOU. 413 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,165 YEP. 414 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,334 A MILLION THANKS. 415 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:59,571 YOU'RE KEEPING THE, UH, KAMEN LEGEND ALIVE. 416 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,639 DON'T MENTION IT. 417 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,642 UM, BRIAN, 418 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,645 UH, I REALLY DO NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WORK. 419 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,147 ROSEANNE, I THINK MY OFFICE IS THE PLACE FOR THAT. 420 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,650 WELL, LET'S JUST GO STEP INTO MY OFFICE, HUH? 421 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,584 IT WON'T TAKE LONG. 422 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,554 I JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE, 423 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,557 YOU KNOW, HOW IMPORTANT MY FAMILY IS 424 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,058 AND HOW IMPORTANT IT IS WE'RE TOGETHER, 425 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,560 'CAUSE WEEKENDS ARE THE ONLY TIME THAT WE HAVE TOGETHER. 426 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,628 ROSEANNE... 427 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,696 I MEAN, I WANNA BE A TEAM PLAYER 428 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,197 AND ALL LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW, 429 00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:28,433 BUT MY FAMILY'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME, TOO. 430 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,569 ROSEANNE, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU NEED TO BE WITH YOUR FAMILY. 431 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,637 YOU DO? 432 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,140 YEAH, AND YOU CAN'T WORK WEEKENDS. 433 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,641 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, RIGHT? 434 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,776 YEAH. EXACTLY. 435 00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,345 WELL, THERE IT IS. 436 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,246 YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR LAST CHECK ON MONDAY. 437 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,581 WHAT?! 438 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:44,649 YOU'RE FIRED. 439 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,151 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU, BUB? 440 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,152 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 441 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,653 YOU BEEN IN THIS HOUSE 3 HOURS, 442 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,655 YOU COULDN'T SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS-- 443 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:50,656 HEY, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 444 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,657 HEY, YOU WAIT A MINUTE, PAL! 445 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,958 [BOTH SHOUTING] 446 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,426 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 447 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,428 I HAD TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU, AND NOW YOU FIRE-- 448 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:59,431 DAN, PLEASE. 449 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,299 OK, NOW JUST SLOW DOWN. 450 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,368 NOW, YOU'RE FIRING ME OVER THIS WEEKEND THING, RIGHT? 451 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,370 I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY FIRING ME? 452 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,372 HEY, I'M SORRY. 453 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,873 YOU'RE SORRY? YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY, 454 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,343 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST WORKER YOU'VE GOT DOWN THERE. 455 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,112 NO. YOU'RE FAST, BUT YOUR ATTITUDE STINKS. 456 00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,681 WELL, SOMETHING STINKS IN HERE, BRI, 457 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,050 BUT IT AIN'T MY ATTITUDE. 458 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,553 LISTEN, KID, I NEED THAT JOB, 459 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,556 AND I HATE LIKE HELL THAT I DO, BUT I NEED IT. 460 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,559 AND I'M NOT WORKIN' THERE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ALLOWANCE. 461 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,561 I'M PAYING A MORTGAGE AND PUTTIN' FOOD ON THE TABLE 462 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,429 AND BUYING CLOTHES FOR 3 KIDS. 463 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,135 I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT. 464 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,403 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING. 465 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,909 YOU'RE NOT, UH, GROWN-UP ENOUGH YET TO UNDERSTAND 466 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,811 THAT YOUR LIFE DOESN'T ALWAYS TURN OUT THE WAY YOU PLAN IT TO BE, 467 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,280 AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP DOING STUFF 468 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,282 THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER DO IN A MILLION YEARS, 469 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,783 BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO DO IT 470 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,218 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE YOU CAN DO. 471 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,123 OH, YOU DON'T WANNA LEAVE WITHOUT YOUR CARBURETOR... 472 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,625 AND YOUR COIL SPRING. 473 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,127 AND HERE'S YOUR... 474 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,629 BUTTERFLY VALVE. 475 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,231 AND DON'T FORGET YOUR... 476 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,599 SECONDARIES. 477 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,903 BRIAN... 478 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,508 WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT? 479 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,116 [WHISTLES] 480 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,118 WHOA! 481 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,119 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 482 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,622 IT'S AN OCCASION. 483 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,623 YEAH. 484 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:37,129 I'VE DEFINITELY SUNK TO AN ALL-TIME NEW LOW. 485 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,631 I'VE BEEN FIRED BY OPIE. 486 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,637 WELL, LET'S LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 487 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,138 KID'S A LOSER. 488 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,641 BY THE TIME HE'S OUR AGE, HE'LL BE A... 489 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:53,144 LONELY, BITTER MULTIMILLIONAIRE. 490 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,646 I PITY HIM. 491 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,147 WELL... 492 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,149 YOU'LL DEFINITELY HAVE MORE TIME 493 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,151 TO SPEND WITH YOUR FAMILY NOW. 494 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,654 COZY EVENINGS AROUND THE HEARTH... 495 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,656 SING-ALONGS. 496 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,658 IT'LL BE LOADS OF FUN. HMM. 497 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,660 YEAH, TILL WE HAVE TO BREAK DOWN 498 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:12,163 AND EAT ONE OF THE CHILDREN. 499 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,665 WE'RE OK. 500 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,667 I BEEN WORKIN' A LOT. I GOT STUFF LINED UP. 501 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,668 YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING, 502 00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,170 SOMETHING BETTER. 503 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,675 YEAH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A CAREER IN DIPLOMACY. 504 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,177 I THINK THAT'S DEFINITELY YOUR CALLING. 505 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,180 MAYBE AN AMBASSADORSHIP. 506 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,682 YEAH. TO THE BAHAMAS. 507 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,684 OH, THERE'S LOADS OF UNREST DOWN THERE. 508 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:36,688 THEY'LL NEED SOMEBODY WHO CAN LAY ON THE BEACH AND DRINK MARGARITAS. 509 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:41,192 YEAH. AND JUST IMAGINE ALL THE GALA LUNCHEONS, 510 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,695 THE PARTIES, THE DANCES... 511 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,702 I HEAR THEY'RE HIRING OVER AT BUCKY BURGER. 512 00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,712 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 513 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,714 D.J.! 514 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,817 NOTHING? NOTHING. 515 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:07,385 D.J., BEDTIME! 516 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,887 GAME'S OVER, SON! 517 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:11,856 HE'S NOT IN THE GARAGE. 518 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,425 I DON'T THINK HE'S IN THE HOUSE. 519 00:23:13,425 --> 00:23:14,859 WELL, HE'S GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE. 520 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,429 WELL, MAYBE WE OUGHT TO CALL SOMEBODY. 521 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,600 [WHISPERS] Dan... 522 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,212 [SLEEPILY] YOU'RE IT. 523 00:23:34,262 --> 00:23:38,812 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36740

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