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dad doesn't know
what's going on, does he?
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no, he never does.
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hand me that spatula.
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here he is.
he's coming.
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he can't.
we're not ready.
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mom, you got
to stall him.
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well, okay.
here.do that.
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happy birthday.
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don't go in there.
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why not?
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because alien life-forms
have invaded
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and they're taking over.
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good lord.
they're after the corn.
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those fiends.
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wait a minute.
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there's something
going on in there
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for my birthday,
isn't there?
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i should've known better
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than to try to fool a man
of your age and wisdom.
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there's all these short people in
there making you a birthday feast.
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- they are?really?
- yeah, yeah.
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do i have to eat it?
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yeah, and you're
gonna like it, see.
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and you're gonna act
real surprised, too, see.
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do i get to still have my grown-up
party tonight at the lobo lounge?
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if you're a very good boy.
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hotcha!
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okay, dad,
come with me.
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what?
where are we going?
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i can't tell you.
it's a surprise.
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a surprise?
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for me?
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come on,
close your eyes.
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oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy,
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oh, boy, oh, boy.
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happy birthday, dad!
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oh, you guys.
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look at this.
you shouldn't have.
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make a wish.
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what did you
wish for?
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how old is dad?
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oh, he's this many.
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wow.that's old.
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here, dad,
try some pancakes.
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try the eggs.
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d.j.:
happy birthday, dad.
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oh, d.j., you
shouldn't have.
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it's my hammer.
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- do you like it?
- i always have.
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oh.
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yeah, that
sounds great.
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i'll ask my mom
and call you back.
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- all right.
- no.
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you didn't even know
what i was gonna say.
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- okay, what?
- that was chip.
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- no!
- he wants me to have dinner over at his house tomorrow.
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- no.
- he lives on franklin street in a really nice house.
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oh, okay.
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chip says his parents
get together before dinner
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and talk
over cocktails.
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i don't know if i approve
of that, becky.
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his parents talk
to each other?
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mom, can i go?
please.
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i don't know, honey,
it's your first date,
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and if you like it,
maybe you'll want another one.
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mom.
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okay,
just this once.
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thanks. chip and his
mom are gonna pick me up.
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now i have to figure out
what to wear.
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just try wearing
a bag over your head
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so they don't see
the way you chew.
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shut up, darlene.
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you're just jealous because
i'm dating and you're flat.
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yeah.
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- oh, bite it.
- you bite it.
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think fast.
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dAN: i'm home!
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hey.
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birthday boy, think fast.
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not now, baby. i can hardly move a muscle.
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you're not supposed to be all
sore until after your party.
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i don't know how long i'm
gonna last at the lobo tonight.
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what happened to that
party monster i married?
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you know benny,
that new kid i hired?
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oh, you mean that
19-year-old adonis
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with the washboard
stomach?
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you noticed.
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noticed, hell.
i made sketches.
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the kid tried
to show me up at work today.
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if i picked up
a sack of cement,
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he picked up two.
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if i picked up
six two-by-fours,
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he picked up twelve.
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but i showed him.
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oh, you know what?
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a good, vigorous massage
is what's really needed
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to save the evening here.
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now, where does
that vinnie live?
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baby, i ain't
the man i used to be.
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yeah, but you know, dan,
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you were never
the man you used to be.
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get away from me.
get away from me.
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let's face it, dan, now.
come on, now.
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you kind of peaked at 18,
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where as i,
on the other hand,
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have only begun
to blossom.
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hey, hey,
i ain't dead yet.
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there's still
a few good howls left
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in this old doggy.
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ooh!
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come on,
let's go get your leash.
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okay.
okay, mine next.
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oh.
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crystal, you don't have to give
him anything. you made him a cake.
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that doesn't count.
this is my real present.
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holy cow.
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my company logo.
would you look at that.
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you can keep warm and
advertise at the same time.
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i love it, darlin'.
thank you.
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bOOKER: this calls
for a toast.
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dan, i work with your
wife 40 hours a week,
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and all i can say is that
i have a lot of respect
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for any man who can spend
as much time with her
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and not get paid for it.
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hear!hear!
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i'll drink
to that.
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yeah, but you'd drink
to a parking ticket, dwight.
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all right, all right.
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many of us gathered here
tonight may not realize
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that dan was actually rosie's
second choice as a husband.
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you blasphemer.
you swore you'd never tell.
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yes, it was only after
paul mCcartney got married
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that she settled on dan.
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it's true, i was
the fifth beatle.
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yeah.
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it's time to put
your hands together
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for a great father,
a wonderful humanitarian,
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and the only man
i've ever loved
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next to john, paul,
george, and ringo.
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danny!
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i ain't gonna make
no speeches.
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hey!speech!
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i just wanna thank
my special girl,
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the light of my life,
the fire of my loins...
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the washer
of your shorts.
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to rosie,
who made tonight possible.
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here's lookin' at you,
sweetheart.
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hey, bogart.
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public place, man.
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how about keeping it down?
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get a grip.
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ah, forget about it.
he's crocked.
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come on. the pool game's almost over.
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yeah, let's go get dibs.
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you guys
almost finished?
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- yeah.
- dAN: okay, here's our quarter. we're next.
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claire, who's
the steroid case?
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oh, that's-
that's bobo.
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he's with the snowplow show.
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they must have six of those
rowdies in here tonight.
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i can't wait till tomorrow
when they all leave town.
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claire, did you put
my present for dan
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in a safe place?
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yes, in the back. i'm gonna
need help bringing it out.
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so you keep dan busy.
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jackie, grab booker.
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daniel, what do you say
we make it interesting?
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it'd be interesting if you
knew how to play this game.
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now, now, now, boys.
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rosie, you did great.
this is a swell present.
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you didn't even see
your real present yet.
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ooh, what did you get me?
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come on, dan.
the table's free.
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hey, i'll take that.
we got next game.
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no, no, no- see,
this is our quarter.
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that's funny. i don't see your name on it.
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just go sit down and have
a seat there, hot rod,
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and just stop embarrassing
yourself and everybody else.
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aw, man,
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you've had a little bit
too much to drink.
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why don't you step outside
and get some air.
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you wanna step
outside with me?
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i'd take on you
and your hat.
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jack, the war is over.
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you can get parts
for your head now.
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really funny, man.
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dead man
with a sense of humor.
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i got to go
to the bathroom, dan.
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i'll be right back.
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that's great, dwight. you go to
the bathroom. i'll rack 'em up.
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dWIGHT:
okay, buddy.
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i don't think
you get it, pal.
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you want this table,
you got to get past me.
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well, that's fine.
hell, i got ten seconds.
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- dan, knock it off.
- shut up, roseanne!
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- you promised me.
- you better mind your little wife, tough guy.
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- dAN: don't push it, blondie.
- i'm leaving, do you hear me?
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i'm not gonna stand here
and watch you do this.
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you almost slammed
the car door on me.
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i thought you were gonna
get out the other side.
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not when it's wedged
against the garage.
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i'm gonna go check
on the kids.
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you're gonna go
check on the kids.
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that's right, have you got
a problem with that?
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no, i've got
a problem with you.
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you broke a promise
to me tonight.
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the hell i did.
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you promised me ten years ago
you wouldn't fight no more.
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- i didn't, did i?
- because i stopped you.
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i wasn't gonna fight
that guy.
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i had everything under control,
then you got in the way.
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- of what?
- i was psyching the guy out.
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i've heard that one before.
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one minute you're
psyching the guy out,
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the next minute you come home with your
hand full of teeth and your nose broken.
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what are you bringing up
ancient history for anyway?
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ancient history?
you shoved the guy.
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he shoved me first.
what am i supposed to do,
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stand there in front of my
friends looking like a weenie?
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which is exactly
what happened.
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i should've kicked
that guy's ass.
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thank you.
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mom, you've been yelling
at dad for three years
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to finish
the utility room.
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why is he doing it now?
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none of your beeswax.
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so in other words,
something happened,
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and you're not
gonna tell me.
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right.
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did you guys
get in a fight?
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yes, we did.
he wants to keep you,
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but i think we should
give you away.
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nobody tells me anything
around here.
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- my blouse ready yet?
- almost.
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what time is chip
picking you up?
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any minute.just relax.
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i should comb my hair, or something, you
think? they shouldn't see me like this.
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mom, he's not going out with
you. he's going out with me.
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i know, but my heart's
pounding a mile a minute.
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you're my daughter. you're
going on your first date.
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aren't you excited
for me?
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well, i was excited
at first,
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but now i just wish
i could get out of it.
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are you nuts? what do you
wanna get out of it for?
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chip's parents.
i've never met 'em.
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i'm sure they're nice,
248
00:12:20,235 --> 00:12:22,667
but what if they hate me?
249
00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:24,968
or what
if i hate them?
250
00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:28,868
or what if
we hate each other?
251
00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:31,267
oh, my gosh,
i'm so confused.
252
00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,267
you got nothing
to worry about
253
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:35,267
'cause you're gonna
have a great time.
254
00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:38,634
what if they serve me
something that makes me gag?
255
00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:41,334
like okra.
256
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,434
just spit it out
into your napkin,
257
00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:45,501
roll it up, and shove it
in your purse.
258
00:12:45,536 --> 00:12:48,033
that's gross.
259
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:51,300
not if nobody sees ya.
260
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,667
here you go-
one blouse, medium rare.
261
00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:55,100
thanks.
262
00:12:55,135 --> 00:12:57,634
you wanna borrow
my swankiest earrings?
263
00:12:57,669 --> 00:12:59,033
- the silver ones?
- yeah.
264
00:12:59,068 --> 00:13:01,868
they're on top of my dresser
in the jewelry box.
265
00:13:01,903 --> 00:13:03,434
i know.
266
00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:10,300
how are we doing?
267
00:13:10,335 --> 00:13:13,300
i don't know,
how are we doing?
268
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,367
we've been better.
269
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:19,501
well, are you gonna
meet chip's mom?
270
00:13:19,536 --> 00:13:21,601
i guess.
271
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,100
well, do you think
272
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,801
maybe you should clean up
a little bit?
273
00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:29,601
- do you want me to clean up?
- you do want you want.
274
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,801
hey, rosie posey.
275
00:13:36,836 --> 00:13:38,167
hey, dwight.
276
00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:39,667
- hey, danny.
- hey.
277
00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:41,267
- i got your spackle.
- thanks.
278
00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:44,267
mom, you got to go upstairs
and help becky.
279
00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:46,801
she's having
a major hair trauma.
280
00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:48,300
what do i owe you?
281
00:13:48,335 --> 00:13:50,300
it's on the house, buddy.
282
00:13:50,335 --> 00:13:51,901
i just come over
to check on the slugger here,
283
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:54,634
see how he's doin' after
the big fight last night.
284
00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:56,934
you guys got into
a fight last night?
285
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,501
- you could say that.
- well, who won?
286
00:13:59,536 --> 00:14:00,634
nobody won.
287
00:14:00,669 --> 00:14:03,067
you don't see any
scratches on us, do you?
288
00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,234
your dad needs me.
289
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:10,634
so, dad, you punched
some guy out last night?
290
00:14:10,669 --> 00:14:13,467
nobody hit nobody.
dwight, hold this.
291
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:16,000
if you didn't hit anybody,
how could you win a fight?
292
00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:18,234
your dad's
just being modest.
293
00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:21,067
he grabbed this guy, smacked him
around, threw him over the bar-
294
00:14:21,102 --> 00:14:22,501
dwight, that's enough.
295
00:14:22,536 --> 00:14:24,667
darlene, would you go
and sharpen this for me?
296
00:14:24,702 --> 00:14:25,968
i'm listening to-
297
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:29,467
do what i tell you to do? now, move it.
298
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,334
why are you lying
to my kid?
299
00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:42,167
don't get sore at me. i'm just
trying to make you look good.
300
00:14:42,202 --> 00:14:44,601
i don't need you
to make me look like a hero.
301
00:14:44,636 --> 00:14:46,801
i couldn't tell her
what really happened.
302
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:50,734
what really happened?
303
00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:52,734
the guy was bigger than you.
304
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:56,000
he was younger than you.
you did the right thing.
305
00:14:56,035 --> 00:14:59,267
i didn't exactly see you
jumping in to help.
306
00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:01,467
it was your quarter.
307
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:05,100
it was my quarter
and it was my fight.
308
00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:07,267
i handled it
the way i thought best.
309
00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:09,267
listen, if it makes you
feel any better,
310
00:15:09,302 --> 00:15:11,267
i told some of the guys
down at the hardware store.
311
00:15:11,302 --> 00:15:13,267
nobody thinks you were
a wimp for backing down.
312
00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,501
- dwight, shut up.
- except ted, the key grinder.
313
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:17,534
dwight, get out.
314
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,968
i got to get
some air.
315
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,133
i'll get it.
316
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:06,133
don't touch that door.
let mom get it.
317
00:16:06,168 --> 00:16:07,734
oh, my gosh.
i'm so nervous.
318
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:10,601
just don't shoot any milk out
of your nose, and you'll be fine.
319
00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:16,033
hi, becky.
hi, mrs. conner.
320
00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,200
hi, chip.
321
00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:20,434
you look nice.
i like your earrings.
322
00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:23,434
- i like your sweater.
- me, too.
323
00:16:23,469 --> 00:16:25,834
you must be roseanne.
i'm chip's mother, bonnie.
324
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:27,834
hi, bonnie.
nice to meet you.
325
00:16:27,869 --> 00:16:29,200
you'll have
to excuse the way i look.
326
00:16:29,235 --> 00:16:31,133
i just came
from exercise class.
327
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,501
dan!
328
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,501
i want you
to meet my husband.
329
00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:39,200
oh, i'd love to.
330
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:42,000
so, you guys are gonna
have a wild time tonight?
331
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,667
nah, we're just gonna eat some
steaks and watch some videos.
332
00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:46,868
don't worry. we don't
have anything too risqu�.
333
00:16:46,903 --> 00:16:50,033
well, not on
a first date, i hope.
334
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:55,467
whereis your dad?
335
00:16:55,502 --> 00:16:57,334
uh, he left.
336
00:16:57,369 --> 00:16:59,434
why?
337
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,634
well, he got mad
at dwight
338
00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:06,167
and threw his hammer
through the drywall.
339
00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:09,000
oh, well,
it is saturday.
340
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:14,167
well, i think
we should be going.
341
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:15,601
- cHIP: bye, mrs. conner.
- have fun.
342
00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,167
- bye, mom.
- nice to meet you, bonnie.
343
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,934
bye.
344
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,234
darlene, watch d.j.
345
00:17:22,269 --> 00:17:24,234
i'm gonna go get
your daddy.
346
00:17:24,269 --> 00:17:26,968
- do you know where he is?
- i got a pretty good idea.
347
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:46,234
- hey, claire.
- hi, rosie.
348
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,467
i knew it.
349
00:17:51,934 --> 00:17:53,434
who's winning?
350
00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:56,734
hi, baby.you wanna play?
351
00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:58,701
no.
352
00:17:58,736 --> 00:18:00,801
i'll just bug you
for a while.
353
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,501
what happened
with you and dwight?
354
00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:09,133
nothing.
355
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:11,534
well, what are
you doing here?
356
00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:13,834
we got beer at home.
357
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:16,234
i don't know.
358
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,501
i don't know.
359
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,501
i just can't let it go.
360
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,033
i keep playing last night
over in my head.
361
00:18:27,068 --> 00:18:30,234
i keep seeing
that guy...
362
00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:33,501
right in my face...
just asking for it,
363
00:18:33,536 --> 00:18:35,501
and i didn't do
anything about it.
364
00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:38,267
are you still mad?
365
00:18:38,302 --> 00:18:39,701
no.
366
00:18:39,736 --> 00:18:42,400
how could i be mad at you?
you got me off the hook.
367
00:18:42,435 --> 00:18:46,000
you didn't really wanna
hit that guy, did ya?
368
00:18:46,035 --> 00:18:48,000
yeah, i wanted
to hit him, all right.
369
00:18:48,035 --> 00:18:50,133
i just didn't want him
to hit me back.
370
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:53,033
- well, i can understand that.
- yeah, well, i can't.
371
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,734
ten years ago, i never
would've thought about that.
372
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,801
honey, what's
happened to me?
373
00:19:03,836 --> 00:19:05,901
well...
374
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,133
me and the kids
civilized you
375
00:19:08,168 --> 00:19:10,067
when you wasn't looking.
376
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,801
either that
or i'm getting old.
377
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,000
well, you wear it well.
378
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,734
thanks.
379
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,634
you know, the only thing
that matters to me
380
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,434
is that you're here
for another birthday.
381
00:19:33,469 --> 00:19:35,000
mine.
382
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
hey, i love
my present.
383
00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:40,534
you opened it?
384
00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:42,868
it had my name
on it, didn't it?
385
00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:45,200
well, it does sort
of remind me of you-
386
00:19:45,235 --> 00:19:47,968
you know,
old and rusty and all.
387
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,234
you really
like me this way?
388
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:55,868
not really.
389
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,767
let's get out of here.
390
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,701
hey, hey!
391
00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:11,400
it's mr. tough guy.
392
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,934
listen,
tell me something,
393
00:20:14,969 --> 00:20:16,701
'cause i got to know.
394
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,734
what do you
and your fat wife
395
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:20,667
think of my new hat?
396
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:26,100
just this once.
397
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,834
let's get out of here.
398
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:49,701
i can't believe you slammed
your hand in the car door.
399
00:20:49,736 --> 00:20:53,300
well, accidents
will happen, princess.
400
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,567
tell me about this date.
i wanna know everything.
401
00:20:56,602 --> 00:20:59,567
oh, it was great,
but the dinner was awful.
402
00:20:59,602 --> 00:21:00,934
i don't understand that,
403
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,234
because i made sure
i gave chip's mom
404
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:05,234
a list of your
favorite foods-
405
00:21:05,269 --> 00:21:06,834
liver, onions,
cauliflower.
406
00:21:06,869 --> 00:21:09,167
good thing
i brought my big purse.
407
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,601
well, i've always said
408
00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:13,934
accessories make the woman.
409
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,767
- night, guys.
- good night.
410
00:21:16,802 --> 00:21:18,100
good night, kitten.
411
00:21:18,135 --> 00:21:20,100
let me see your hand.
412
00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:21,801
- it's still pretty swollen.
- yeah.
413
00:21:21,836 --> 00:21:24,167
well, luckily, you
still got one good hand
414
00:21:24,202 --> 00:21:26,467
so you could
take out the garbage.
415
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,033
i ever tell you
416
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:31,067
you got a great
bedside manner?
417
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:36,200
are you coming on to me?
418
00:21:36,235 --> 00:21:39,000
not tonight, baby.
i can't move a muscle.
419
00:21:39,035 --> 00:21:40,968
sure you can.see?
420
00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:43,601
ahh!whoa!oh!
421
00:21:44,601 --> 00:21:54,601
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