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What does this look like to you?
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No idea.
Little plastic something or other.
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- Why?
- I found it in my belly button.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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- Those sandwiches are for my mom.
- You have a mom?
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I thought you were raised
by sarcastic wolves.
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- Meat and cheese platter.
- What time's your mom coming?
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Any minute now.
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She has her first date
since the divorce.
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It's been like two years.
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That's a long time
to go without any action.
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Not really.
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It's gonna be fine
but just to make sure,
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I'm having her stay over here
after her date.
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Unless she gets lucky.
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James's mom getting it on
till the early dawn.
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I guess I deserve that
for all the ribbing I've given you.
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I'm good.
No more ribbing.
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For her pleasure.
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I've got more.
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Are you worried
about your mom dating?
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Worried?
Heck, no.
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I'm excited that my mom
is dating in the age of medicine
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that can give a middle aged man
a 24 hour wood monster.
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Sometimes it can last as long
as three days.
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It can get you through
the depressing holiday season, though.
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Mrs. Mckee!
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Welcome back, Mrs. Mckee.
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- Thank you.
- Mother?
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Baby!
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I'm Tom.
It's nice to see you again.
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Have we met?
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No, but I saw you when you came in,
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and now I see you again,
which is nice.
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I'm not very good with small talk.
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And I'm Mark.
I'm the newish roommate.
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Lovely to meet you.
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- How was your trip?
- Great.
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I'm glad you're here, mom.
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Look at you.
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You made those little sandwiches
that you make.
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You're such a good son.
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Well, just saying I love you...
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with meat.
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I miss that hair.
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You girls keep your hands off him.
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Oh, we'll try.
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It's not easy with hair like that.
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I know.
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OK, mom, there's people.
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Did James tell you?
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I'm down here
for my first date in a long time.
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He mentioned it.
He's very excited for you.
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I've been doing a lot of research,
and I have tons of questions.
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Ask away.
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So tell me,
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what exactly is a landing strip,
and should I have one?
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Landing strip.
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Well, that's...
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it's...
Katie, Hope, wanna field this one?
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- I'm good.
- Nope.
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Thank you.
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Where did you even hear such a term?
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You know I volunteer at the church
where I work with troubled teens,
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and I heard some of the girls
talking about it.
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There's a reason
those teens are troubled, mom.
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I'm sorry,
but I have a lot of questions.
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Everything seems so much more
complicated now.
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It totally is.
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It's a jungle down there.
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Out there.
It's a jungle out there.
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Can we just not talk about this?
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Sweetie, you're a grown man now.
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We should be able to talk openly
about all kinds of stuff.
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- So can I still call them rubbers?
- Oh my god.
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- We call them condoms now.
- Can you please not enable her?
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She needs to know this stuff.
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You don't want
a surprise baby brother.
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Relax, James,
your mom is just curious.
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You have to get used to the fact
that your mom is sexual being.
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I'm just glad to know
it doesn't go away.
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It really doesn't.
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Getting older seems like fun.
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It's true.
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Sexual desire can actually increase
with age.
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All right, I'm outta here.
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It's really nice to see you again.
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Hi there, Melinda.
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Oh, my.
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- How do I look?
- Awesome.
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You're gonna give that date of yours
a heart attack.
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Don't even joke about that.
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It's hyperbole when you're 20,
but when you're 50,
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it's a very bad night in the E.R.
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Well, it's all very exciting.
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Can I tell you something?
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I have high Hopes for tonight.
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Oh, so do we.
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We just came in here
to have a little girl talk.
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You know, like girls do.
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You see, Melinda,
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When a man loves a woman...
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Did James ask you
to give me the talk?
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He sent a text.
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That's so sweet of him.
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I know how it all works.
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I'm just not sure how it works now.
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Great.
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Phew, OK.
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Hope just chime in here,
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I guess one big difference now is that
women don't have to wait for the man.
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- Now we can make the first move.
- We can?
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- There are a few classics.
- Like the reapplying of lip gloss.
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I like the reapplying of lip gloss.
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It brings the guy's eyes
to your mouth.
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Do you still have
my revlon creme gloss?
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I know you're lying.
It's my favorite.
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I don't have it.
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OK, I have it.
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Creme gloss thief.
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OK, what else?
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- What about the linger?
- What's the linger?
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If you're into him, you wait for him
to say something sweet,
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and then you put your hand
on his shoulder like this.
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Then you just let it linger there.
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Or if he's super hot,
and you know you want it,
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you can just let it linger
a little closer to the zipper.
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Let's role play, shall we?
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I'm a guy, and I just said something
that wasn't funny,
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but you should pretend it is.
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OK, let me get into character.
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Good, you're a sexy, desirable woman,
and you know exactly what you want.
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You go get it, mama.
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Oh, Darren.
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That's so funny
and charming and sweet.
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Very nice.
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I hope she's OK.
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I texted her but she responded
with a photo of her steak.
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I do that too.
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That way,
if you get hungry again later,
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you'll have a picture
to remember the good times.
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Maybe they're at the airport
watching the planes come in,
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on the landing strip.
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Have I been notice a little awkwardness
between you and Mark lately?
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You think?
I thought Mark was a nice, sweet guy,
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but then he kissed you and me,
and then he kissed that girl at the bar.
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Maybe Mark's a he-ho.
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A he-ho?
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A he that's a ho.
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I did not see that coming.
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Do you think you like Mark?
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I don't know.
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I might.
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He-ho lover.
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Mom?
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You're home.
Oh, thank god.
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No more dating for you.
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Nice to see you again.
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This time it makes sense.
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How'd it go?
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How did it go?
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She's back and she's OK.
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We got lucky this time.
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- Here, tell us everything.
- Girl talk.
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Guys, get lost.
Go to the bar and do what you do best.
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Watch hot chicks hit on James.
Got it.
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- Can I, mom?
- Oh, sure.
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- Drink responsibly, OK?
- Will do.
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Again, glad you're OK.
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How was your date?
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It didn't go great.
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He took me to one of those
korean barbecue places
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where you cook your own food.
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I did all the cooking and he spent
the entire evening talking about himself
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If I had wanted that,
I would've stayed married.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's OK.
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I couldn't expect my first date
in ages to be a slam dunk.
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The important thing is
that you got out there. Good for you.
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Now I guess I just go back
to Connecticut tomorrow...
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that big lonely house.
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Do you have to go back tomorrow?
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I don't have to.
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Then stay.
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I guess those troubled
teens can wait.
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I mean, after all,
they're already troubled.
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Right.
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OK, I'm staying.
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Great, and again,
sorry about the date.
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No, it's OK.
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It gave me the perfect excuse
to hang out with you guys.
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- Night.
- Night.
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Good night
and don't worry about me, girls.
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I am perfectly fine.
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Just fine.
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Fine fine fine.
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What?
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She hasn't cleaned like this
since the divorce.
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- What's wrong with cleaning?
- Cleaning's good.
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Not that way she does it.
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It's not clean until
it's behind the refrigerator clean.
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Come on, on three.
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One...
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Two, three!
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Why won't she leave?
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Hope and I may have indicated that
she could stay as long as she wants.
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Close that.
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I don't want you to see me cry.
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Are you gonna be a while?
Because i really have to go.
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It's okay, go ahead.
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And the cleaning...
I can't clean anymore.
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Last night I had a dream
I was a janitor,
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and I got in a fight
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with the plant manager
In the boiler room,
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and he put on his rubber gloves,
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and I woke up screaming.
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It's been a long week.
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It's only been three days.
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It's getting to be a tad much.
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She said she wanted
to alphabetize my shoes.
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Somebody do something, please.
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We can't just ask her to leave.
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At some point she's gonna start thinking
it's her.
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It's her.
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She was all excited to date
and it didn't go well.
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She'll probably thinks she never date
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- She's scared.
- Wait.
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She just needs to feel good
about herself again.
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- I got this.
- What are you gonna do?
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Moms love me.
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I'm gonna use
the old fletcher charm.
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I gotta see this.
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- Where is everybody?
- Not sure.
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Probably just messing around.
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Not making a mess,
just messing around.
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I don't mean to pry, but I get
the feeling something's bugging you.
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No, I'm fine.
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I just wanna say,
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that there are a million guys out there
who would kill to be with a smart,
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successful, beautiful woman
like yourself.
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- Really?
- Totally.
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That's so sweet.
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You know how to make
a person feel better.
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Can you excuse me
for just one second?
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- Okay, what just happened?
- She did the linger.
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- And she did it well.
- You taught her that?
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We didn't know
she was gonna do it on you.
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What am I gonna do?
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You just go out there
and you let her down easy.
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- I just talked her up.
- But you did it too well.
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I need to get a job.
I need to get out of this apartment.
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I've been saying that for weeks.
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James is gonna freak
when he finds out
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his mom wants to hook up
with the Markinator.
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00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:02,631
Markinator?
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It was either that or Jurassic Mark.
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But ultimately Tom and I thought
258
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that lack of roar's central power
of Markinator.
259
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Come on.
Get out there.
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Sit down, Mark.
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I was thinking,
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While I was in the other room,
where I was,
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That, well
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perhaps...
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Go on.
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Mrs. Mckee,
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you are one of the most fascinating,
exciting,
268
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vivacious women i have ever met,
but yet I...
269
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Dang it, there it's again.
270
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That guy's a face-sucking machine.
271
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You kissed me, James' mom.
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I did...
273
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And I liked it.
274
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I have something to say, but...
275
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I need to whisper it.
276
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I've to be right back.
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- That could've gone better.
- What is wrong with you?
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Lots of stuff.
Why?
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You were kissing Melinda.
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She wants to take me to a hotel.
281
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She whispered filthy things
she wants to do to me,
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right here in this ear.
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Feel it.
It's burning hot.
284
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What were you doing out there?
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You've to stop kissing
every woman you see.
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I don't kiss them.
They kiss me.
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She kissed me. You kissed me.
The mom kissed me.
288
00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:12,465
Kelly at the bar was mutual,
289
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:15,639
Jenny with the girl crush, James told me
I was having a threesome, back off.
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You were out there telling her
she's fascinating, exciting, vivacious.
291
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I was trying to let her down easy.
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All we have to do is find a way
to make you unappealing to Melinda.
293
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How do I make
the Markinator unappealing?
294
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What about that other thing?
295
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What? Jurassic Mark?
No? Chicks love that.
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Trust me.
That'll work.
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Careful, it's gonna backfire.
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Hey there, Melinda.
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At least you didn't call me
James's mom.
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Why would I do that?
I know who you are.
301
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Could you give me a second?
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I'll be right back.
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Come with me.
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This is just between us,
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- but I made a terrible mistake.
- What's wrong?
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I lingered on Mark,
kissed him and invited him to a hotel.
307
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But I think
it really freaked him out.
308
00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:37,346
Why?
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He was doing
this very strange thing with his arms.
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Oh, dear.
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This may come as a surprise
to you all but,
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After my date,
I was having a hard time.
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- Really?
- We did not notice that.
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It's true,
315
00:17:54,446 --> 00:17:56,865
but I've always been good
at hiding those things.
316
00:17:57,982 --> 00:18:00,021
Then Mark said
all these sweet things to me,
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and all these emotions came up,
and, I think I should go.
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Could you do me a favor
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and let Mark down gently
for me after I've gone?
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- I think we can do that.
- Sure.
321
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Thanks.
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If either of you two
has designs on him
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I suggest you go for it.
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He's got something special.
325
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But not this.
326
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He should never do that.
327
00:18:37,318 --> 00:18:39,003
Turn the water on.
328
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I need to be cleansed.
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Thank you all for a wonderful time.
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- It was quite an adventure.
- You're gonna be fine.
331
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:57,760
In addition, the place is spotless,
so thanks for that.
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- Goodbye, Mark.
- Goodbye
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I'm Jurassic Mark.
334
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- I'll walk you out, Mom.
- I have a car service waiting.
335
00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:15,243
Take care.
336
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,938
- Love you.
- Love you too.
337
00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:25,805
- James, listen...
- you have three seconds.
338
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,804
You can spend them
talking or running.
339
00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:29,474
- One...
- I think I'll run.
340
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:42,931
What?
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00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,890
I think you might wanna say
something to me.
342
00:19:45,246 --> 00:19:47,601
- What?
- The thing I know you want to say.
343
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,103
- What is that?
- You know.
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00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,897
Please.
I've been through enough.
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00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,943
- What?
- Thank you.
346
00:19:56,205 --> 00:19:57,319
Fine, thank you.
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00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,414
For...
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00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,574
- Making.
- Making out with my mother?
349
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,869
Making my mother feel better.
350
00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:08,080
Thank you for
making my mother feel better.
351
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,331
I appreciate it.
352
00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:12,172
Thank you for
making my mother feel better.
353
00:20:12,297 --> 00:20:13,372
I appreciate it.
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00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,172
It was an act of...
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Freakishness?
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Friendship.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Now we will never speak of it again.
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00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:33,248
But one more thing:
your mother is a...
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Really good kisser.
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