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See the hot girl in the blue?
Follow me.
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- You can be my wingman.
- I'm gonna sit this o one out, goose.
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I need you.
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She's with a less attractive friend
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who is built by nature to guard her
and keep guys like me away.
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You have to distract her.
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{You know}For a guy who's always talking
about what a big ladies' man he is,
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you should be able
to do this without me.
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I'm sorry.
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Just though it would be nice
to do something together.
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You're at, Mark.
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We need a seven or better to win.
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That won't happen, might as well
give me the ten bucks now.
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He can do it.
Please do it, please do it.
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So your hot sexy boss demanded
you go to Chicago with him?
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- It's just a business trip.
- Or a getting down to business trip?
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I won't know unless I go.
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If you sleep with him,
I want every detail.
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Of course.
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You didn't even hit the board.
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Sorry...
Arm cramp.
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How are we gonna win
if you don't even hit the board?
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God, I hate to lose.
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I want a rematch. And no darts.
Something Mark is good at.
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I'm good at lots of stuff.
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Once in college on a dare
I ate a baseball-sized glob of wasabi.
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I thought it was hot going down.
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College is a time of exploration.
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Got her number.
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That's amazing.
How do you move so fast?
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Not as fast as Cancun '02,
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but not wearing my speedo.
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VO: -Ori-
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sub-way.fr/seriessub.com
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Have you seen James? He needs
to kick in some money for game night.
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He left the bar last night with
that girl. I haven't seen him since.
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That's how it's done, people.
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Impressive.
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{pos(192,215)}Like taking candy
from a really hot baby.
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That's great, James.
We need 10 bucks for game night.
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I don't have my wallet.
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That girl stole your wallet?
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{pos(192,215)}It's a classic one-night-stand move.
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{pos(192,200)}She must have taken it out of pants
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{pos(192,200)}when I wasn't looking
because she wants me to call her.
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{pos(192,200)}I got sloppy.
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{pos(192,200)}Should have left my pants
around my ankles.
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We have to win game night.
What games are you good at?
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I have very long arms and legs
so I'm great at Twister.
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Cartwheels.
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{pos(192,215)}And pretending to make out
with myself like this.
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Mark got a date.
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I have the cutest top for you
to wear to Chicago.
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And it only has two buttons
so it comes right off.
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I'm not even sure David
likes me in that way.
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{pos(192,215)}Please. He looks at you like
he's trying to memorize your body
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for a 10-year prison stretch.
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That's rude.
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{pos(192,215)}Some guy memorizing the trio
of freckles on the back of your neck?
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I wouldn't stand for it.
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Come on.
I want your opinion on my top.
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I love your top and your bottom...
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Not your butt, your pants.
I love your pants.
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He's probably gonna want
to take you to dinner,
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so you want to be restaurant ready
without overdoing it.
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And this top does the trick.
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{pos(192,185)}- Try it on.
- Even if he does like me in that way,
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{pos(192,185)}I don't know.
I see how he is with other women.
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He's a conqueror.
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{pos(192,215)}Give him a signal
that you're a young country
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{pos(192,215)}with lots of exotic natural resources
to plunder.
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She's been plundered and
what's left is being guarded by pirates.
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Just give me the top.
Will you shut the door?
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I can't get ahold of her.
If she calls the home line, let me know.
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I'm changing.
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- I should go too.
- No, sit.
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What do you think?
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That means it's good.
I like it. Sexy.
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Hot like wasabi.
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She changed her shirt
in front of you?
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That's fantastic. You're 11 months
ahead of schedule.
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You have a schedule for me?
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If you don't get with Katie
by October 2014,
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I give up
and I have to start worrying about me.
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But you're gonna make it, man.
The walls are crumbling down.
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She's letting you in.
Why aren't you happier about this?
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Because I don't think it
means she's letting me in.
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It means she doesn't
even see me as a man.
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Look, if that's really how you feel,
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you have to get her to see you
as a masculine sexual being.
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How do I do that?
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At some point my expertise
in this area runs out.
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It's Alyssa.
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Alyssa the neighbor?
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She's been acting strange
since you moved away.
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Absence has made
the heart grow crazier.
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Man, I don't need this right now.
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At night she sings sweet songs
about you.
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M favorite is...
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"Bitches better step off,
can I get a Mark Mark?"
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I was just trying it.
I didn't know it would be open.
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My bad.
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- How are you, Mark?
- Good.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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I thought I smelled you
through my peephole.
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I have superior olfactory senses.
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My grandpa calls it a good sniffer.
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Congrats on that.
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I love your watch.
Did you make it?
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I bought it in a store.
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That's so cool.
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I've got to go. Seeing you again
has inspired me to write another song.
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Bitches better step off,
can I get a Mark Mark?
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- A short man.
- Mini-Me.
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- Let me finish. He's French.
- Sorry, Mini-Moi.
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A short French general.
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- Time's up.
- We didn't even get one in that round.
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Our turn.
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- Short.
- Mini-Me.
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What?
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That's why I said Mini-Me.
I put his name in that.{ in the hat}
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Who doesn't know Napoleon?
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Count up all your right answers.
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- We have 15.
- Let's see, we have...
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Five. We have five.
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Five out of 20.
Are you proud of yourself?
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And I haven't been for a long time.
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Losers do a shot.
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Everybody.
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Say hi to my friends.
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- This is Katie.
- Hi, Mark's friend.
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And this is Hope and James.
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Mark talks about you all the time.
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That's cause I talk about him all the
time. You can read it on my blog...
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Iheartmark.myspace.com/supercrush.
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Can I see you in the kitchen
for a second?
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What are you doing?
Why would you bring her here?
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- I got to thinking.
- What did I tell yo about that?
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Listen. What does a woman desire
more than anything?
140
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Besides a beach house
and a witty gay friend?
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The unattainable man.
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Katie will see Alyssa chasing you
and she'll think,
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"What am I missing?"
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Get out here.
You've got a new teammate.
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She's really hot and her name is me.
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You and I are gonna
take everyone down.
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- But I was on Katie's team.
- That's cool.
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- I'll take Thom.
- You will not be sorry.
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I'll get it.
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- What do you do?
- I'm a life coach.
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I teach people how to get
what they really really want.
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I'm an expert.
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That's cool.
What else do you do?
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I write parking tickets,
but not professionally.
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It was a messenger.
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That girl sent my wallet back.
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That's great.
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Looks like someone got your message
and is sending one back.
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"I would rather pay a messenger than
see you again."
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There has to be another explanation.
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Come on, somebody come up with one.
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Let's play this game.
You're all going down. Come on.
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Boxer. Lean, mean, grilling machine.
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Abe Lincoln.
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Focus.
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He had eight kids
all named after himself.
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Jerry Seinfeld.
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Focus. Lean, mean, grilling machine.
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Why wouldn't she call?
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Time's up.
Take a shot, losers.
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Not you. Them.
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Sorry.
Reflex.
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Mark and Alyssa, ready?
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- "Can't touch this."
- M.C. Hammer.
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00:10:18,742 --> 00:10:20,536
- Skateboarder.
- Tony Hawk.
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- Female senator.
- Diane Feinstein.
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- Masters golf.
- Tiger Woods.
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- "The good earth."
- Pearl S. Buck.
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When we were together we stunk.
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Mark and I have a special connection.
We're like twins,
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but we're allowed
to have sex with each other.
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Bottoms up.
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I forgot.
Who won that one?
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I don't know.
But just to be safe
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we'd better all take another shot.
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What? Okay.
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No more shots for me.
I am waiting for a "Markarita".
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Do you want me
on the rocks or blended?
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- We need snacks.
- I'll go steam some clams.
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Apples are so cool.
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I know you wanted to win out there.
I'm sorry I was such a bad teammate.
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00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,439
That's okay.
I forgive you.
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{pos(192,215)}I was just wondering...
Did you kiss anybody last night?
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{pos(192,215)}'cause I did.
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{pos(192,215)}I thought Thom left early.
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{pos(192,215)}I kissed Katie.
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Or correction.
She kissed me.
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Lips, tongue, teeth...
Everything in the mouth was in play.
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You finally kissed Katie.
200
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,435
Now you're probably gonna
need some booby lessons.
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00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,898
So then what happened?
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- Nothing.
- What do you mean nothing?
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She went to her bedroom,
I went to mine.
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Very noble.
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00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:02,960
What's your plan now?
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00:13:03,085 --> 00:13:04,757
Write her a sonnet
with your quill pen
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and ask her to save you a minuet
on her dance card?
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Don't you see? I'm on my way.
We kissed.
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Look, I wouldn't read too much
into a kiss.
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{pos(192,215)}Coffee.
Need coffee.
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{pos(192,215)}Just pour it right on my face.
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{pos(192,215)}Got you all taken care of.
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{pos(192,215)}Thank you.
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{pos(192,215)}So last night, pretty crazy?
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- But it was fun.
- Very fun.
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We should have more fun.
Like that.
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You and me.
Like that. Fun.
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I made you breakfast.
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- Aren't you sweet?
- You should know.
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The pancakes are heart-shaped.
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That's not as easy as it looks.
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The first batch came out looking
like a pancreas.
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You didn't have to do all this.
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I just find
pancakes taste better in a shape.
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Don't you?
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You know, I'd better not eat.
I'm really hung-over.
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I don't remember anything
after Pearl S. Buck.
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Nothing?
Really?
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I'll be right back.
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Wake up. Jesus.
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Thanks God, it's you.
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I was having a nightmare.
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I was married
and my husband was unsuccessful.
234
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,628
And there was a talking dollar sign
who just laughs and laughs.
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Listen.
236
00:14:41,898 --> 00:14:45,175
Mark is acting really weird.
Did something happen last night?
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- You kissed him.
- What?
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You were all up on him,
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all touchy and drooly and wasted
like a slutty sorority girl.
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00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:56,102
I miss college.
241
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,112
It happened.
It finally happened.
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00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:10,285
I hope {you mean}time travel, because I've waited
25 years for that dream to come true.
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00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:14,653
- Katie kissed me last night.
- What?
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00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,043
This is awesome.
245
00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:17,833
My bringing Alyssa over worked.
246
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,835
Katie saw you as a sexual being
and she kissed you.
247
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,171
But she was really drunk
and she doesn't remember it.
248
00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:24,756
That means nothing.
249
00:15:26,515 --> 00:15:28,510
- Why?
- In vino veritas.
250
00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:29,783
It's Latin.
251
00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:32,376
It means in wine there's truth.
252
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,464
You have a little drinky
253
00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:36,307
and you stop all the thinky
254
00:15:36,432 --> 00:15:38,418
and you get to the winky winky.
255
00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:43,462
- Really?
- Trust me.
256
00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:46,296
- I'm right about this.
- But you're wrong about so much.
257
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,156
- What should I do?
- Nothing.
258
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,883
Nothing?
What kind of plan is that?
259
00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,745
It's what you've been doing
this whole time and it's working.
260
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,664
You've been hanging out,
biding your time
261
00:15:58,092 --> 00:16:00,764
and it's getting in her head.
Don't force it.
262
00:16:01,234 --> 00:16:02,234
Just be.
263
00:16:04,074 --> 00:16:07,048
But she's going to Chicago with David.
Shouldn't I say something before then?
264
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:09,625
She'll figure out she kissed you.
265
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,761
And when she does,
she'll come to you.
266
00:16:14,924 --> 00:16:17,050
- Thanks, buddy.
- Anytime, brother.
267
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,733
I smelled you and woke up.
268
00:16:33,016 --> 00:16:35,518
Where is this Heather girl?
She said she'd be here.
269
00:16:35,643 --> 00:16:37,329
I really love seeing you like this.
270
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,623
A woman never treat you
the way you treat them.
271
00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:41,541
And I don't like it.
It's not right.
272
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,587
Why do you even want to be with
a woman who doesn't want to be with you?
273
00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:48,840
Because I want her
to want me more than I want her.
274
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,384
Don't be so immature.
275
00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:55,930
God, there he is.
I'm going in.
276
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:59,159
Let's all laugh as if I said something
really funny.
277
00:17:06,795 --> 00:17:07,776
Thank you.
278
00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:15,158
Are you going to Chicago with David
or did kissing Mark change things?
279
00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:17,628
I like David, but I'm worried
280
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,001
he's just gonna be another hot guy
I'll have great sex with,
281
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:22,582
and then he'll be unable to commit
because he had a distant mother.
282
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,628
Then we'll just keep having
meaningless amazing sex.
283
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:29,881
That's a lot better
than having meaningful boring sex.
284
00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:33,725
I mean, it's so confusing.
Why did I kiss Mark?
285
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:36,763
What if the kiss was my subconscious
trying to tell me I really like him?
286
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,226
Really?
287
00:17:43,638 --> 00:17:45,980
I'm just saying
there has to be a reason.
288
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,205
Don't do anything drastic.
289
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,621
Remember when you moved in,
you thought James was so hot
290
00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,709
for two days you pretended to do
your laundry in your bra and underwear
291
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,607
waiting for him to walk by?
292
00:17:55,732 --> 00:17:58,154
Thank god I came to my senses
on that one.
293
00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:01,124
- What do I do about Mark?
- You can always sleep with him.
294
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:03,581
And if you hate yourself
the next morning then he's your type.
295
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,792
Come on, Hope. Help me.
296
00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,213
Fine.
Look, you kissed him.
297
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:10,338
You made your move,
now let him come to you.
298
00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:11,881
Do nothing?
299
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,593
If he's interested he'll make a move
before you leave for Chicago.
300
00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:18,734
But I don't get it.
301
00:18:19,081 --> 00:18:20,890
Why did it take you so long
to call me back?
302
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:24,408
Because I didn't want
to have this conversation.
303
00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:29,312
You're just tossing me aside
like some kind of object?
304
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:32,819
I can't commit.
305
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,022
Look, it's not you, it's me.
You're better off without me.
306
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,325
I'm married to a lesbian cop
with a drinking problem.
307
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,097
What do you need to hear?
308
00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:55,717
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
309
00:18:57,104 --> 00:18:59,095
Word on the street is
I kissed you last night.
310
00:19:00,191 --> 00:19:03,116
I might have heard that.
On the streets, that is.
311
00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:07,006
- We kissed.
- We kissed.
312
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,608
- So looks like you're off to Chicago.
- Looks that way.
313
00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,532
Chicago, windy city.
A lot of wind.
314
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,908
- Comes in off the lake.
- I've heard that.
315
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:22,277
- That's why it's so cold.
- Cold.
316
00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:37,393
They put tomatoes on hot dogs there.
317
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:38,843
It's weird but it's good.
318
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,323
- Have a good trip.
- Have a good stay.
319
00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:49,696
At home.
320
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,369
You can do it.
321
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,130
Forget Heather.
Got to get back on that horse, man.
322
00:20:16,926 --> 00:20:18,785
There's one there.
Go for it.
323
00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:23,263
You can do this.
You're Jimmy from Tuscaloosa.
324
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,204
I'm James.
325
00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:32,945
I was watching you from over there.
Not watching, staring.
326
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,863
Not staring, observing.
327
00:20:34,988 --> 00:20:38,061
You know, like a bird.
Not that I want to have sex with a bird.
328
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,245
I love you.
329
00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:41,974
Come back!
330
00:20:44,696 --> 00:20:45,830
Hi, ladies.
331
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:47,483
I'm James.
332
00:20:48,067 --> 00:20:49,537
Just seeing what's up.
333
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:52,654
What's up?
334
00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:57,126
Welcome to the club.
335
00:20:57,176 --> 00:21:01,726
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