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- How's it going?
- Great. Is my mean boss behind me?
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- I hate this place.
- Now, he's behind you.
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Emergency! There's something
growing up in the store.
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- What is it?
- It's a line of costumers. Go!
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I haven't had a break all day.
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I rearranged the storeroom,
restocked the muffin case,
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and put up fake springlers
cause the fire marshal's coming.
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We don't talk about...
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Can't I have a quick break?
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That guys is constantly
on your case,
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- you should stand up for yourself.
- You're right.
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Need to shake things up a bit,
make a bold move.
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You look thirsty and hungry,
you must be one of Hope's costumers.
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Hope, what did I tell you earlier?
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Hope, move the cake.
Sell the cake.
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And yet there it sits.
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I think it's gone bad.
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I'm serious. Smell it.
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Cake gone bad? Dear...
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I quit.
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{pos(192,210)}Thanks for doing this.
I'm temping at some office,
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{pos(192,210)}I never figured out
how to tie one of these things.
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{pos(192,210)}- And you are ready y to go.
- Thanks.
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Very funny, James.
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{pos(192,190)}That doesn't look right at all.
Let James help you with that tie.
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- Is Hope up yet?
- Not yet.
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At one point last night,
she was more vodka than woman.
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I am proud of her, showing the world
it's okay that she quit her job.
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{pos(192,190)}She showed the world a lot more
last night when she got out of that cab.
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Why did I quit my job?
I have to work.
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I can't shop if I don't work.
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Well, there goes the economy.
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Leave her alone, James.
She made a bold move yesterday.
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You know who else
made a bold move once?
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That guy in the park
who screams at the air.
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You know what's overrated?
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{pos(192,210)}Jobs and money.
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{pos(192,210)}I have to sit here with Mark all day,
praying his boxers {*shorts }don't crack open.
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Well, I won't be here.
I have a job.
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- So what's the job?
- Temping for some guy... David Schick?
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David Schick the venture capitalist?
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He's a big deal.
He's young and rich.
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Googling him.
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{pos(192,190)}Holy crap, he's done a lot.
He's a big business guy.
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{pos(192,210)}He works in new media...
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And Hope worked in old media.
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Fix your tie, man.
You have to get me a job.
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How can I{ get you a job}? I'm just a temp.
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Well, talk her up.
Tell him how great she is.
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David probably won't even notice me.
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I just want to get my $63.54
and be done with it.
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Do it for me. Please?
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Come on.
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- Say yes. Come on.
- I guess I could try.
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Thank you.
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You're not ticklish at all, are you?
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David Schick's office.
Hope?
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No, I haven't gotten you a job yet.
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I don't know,
I thought I'd wait until he gets here.
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I promise you, the second he walks in,
I will ask him to hire you.
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David Schick's office. Hello,
Mr. Schick isn't in at the moment.
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Please hold.
David Schick's office.
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Please hold.
David Schick's office.
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Hold, please.
David Schick's office.
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Hold, please.
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David Schick's... Hello? Hello?
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Son of a toothless hairy whore!
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I thought I'd lost you.
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You're David's grandma!
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Will do, mama Schick.
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So listen,
we have a huge day ahead of us.
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I have three meetings,
a video conference in tokyo and...
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No idea who you are.
Who are you?
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I'm Mark.
I'm your temp.
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Temp? I was really looking
for someone more permanent.
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I don't want to get tied down
to a regular job. I'm an actor.
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Well, who said I was offering you
a permanent job?
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Sorry. It's just the way
you made it sound. Like an offer.
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- I like you, Mark.
- Well, thanks.
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So, big day today, Mark.
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Let's kick some ass
and take a few names.
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I got a pen
and I am ready to take names.
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My assistant quit.
Are you sure you're not interested?
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Thanks, but no.
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But, hey, I do have a roommate...
She's a girl...
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- I know for a fact she'd be interested.
- Is she hot?
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She's hot, beautiful,
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not pushy...
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Nice girl.
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- That's a lot for one girl.
- And she'd make a great assistant.
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So, regular and nice, huh?
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I miss that, you know? All the women
I meet want something from me.
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I never know who I can trust.
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Well, she is awesome and...
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Wantless.
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Let's do it, okay?
I want to meet her.
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Cool. Should I have her come in
for an interview this afternoon?
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No, office interviews
are always so stuffy.
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Nobody ever feels comfortable
being themselves.
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I'd rather it be something less formal,
you know, maybe after work.
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- Well, how about tonight?
- Perfect,
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but could we do it someplace quiet?
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Maybe somewhere
where we could just talk?
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How about our place?
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That's good.
She'd be relaxed, comfortable,
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and I can leave if it sucks.
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And who knows?
If she's hot as you say,
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maybe I could kill two birds
with one stone.
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You know, I've been so busy,
it's been a long time for the...
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This is nuts.
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Why would a guy like David Schick
come to our apartment?
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Don't be a fool, James.
Schick is coming here for tail.
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The kids refer to it
as a booty call.
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Calm down, everybody.
This is going to be great.
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If Schick likes Hope, Hope gets a job,
and I'm a big hero in Katie's eyes.
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Right, then you can swoop in
and do nothing for six more months.
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If I could land Schick as a client,
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I'd have more zeros in my bank account
than you guys had in your fraternity.
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- We weren't in a frat.
- Yeah, we couldn't get into one.
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Where's Hope?
Is she ready yet?
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- How do I look in this outfit?
- Business in the front,
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party in the back.
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That's what I'm talking about.
Now go get ready. He's due any minute.
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- I am ready.
- Sweetie, you're not ready.
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I'm gonna go casual tonight.
It's your night to shine.
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You're such a good friend.
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Didn't mention this{ earlier but}, there's something
you should know about David.
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- What?
- I think maybe he's coming over
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because he's looking for more
than just an assistant.
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- What do you mean?
- Sex.
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- What, you don't mind?
- All guys are interested in sex.
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Like that's news.
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- Except this guy's really into it.
- Did something happen to you at work{ today}?
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So you're okay if this guy
just wants sex from you?
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Clearly I can't control
who wants sex from me.
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I might as well use it
to my advantage.
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- What?
- We know that if a guy is looking at us
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and his mouth is moving,
he wants sex.
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- I don't.
- Right, because we're friends.
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Well, I don't know about that.
I wanna sleep with a lot of my friends.
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Go get him, Thom.
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When a man talks to a woman,
she ssumes he wants sex.
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All I need is to meet him,
flirt a little and see what happens.
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By the way,
David Schick is really cute.
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I know, right?
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I'm wondering
if I should work for him,
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or just cut out the hard part
and just marry him.
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So, Hope, when David gets here,
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make sure
you don't come on too strong.
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Please, do I come on too strong?
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Do I? Ever?
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Come on, guys!
Answer me!
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No, never.
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That's why we all look down at our feet
and up at the ceiling when you{'re} talk{ing}.
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David doesn't like it when people
obviously want something from him,
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- play it a little cool when he comes.
- Got it.
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That's him. Here we go.
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Deep breaths.
Like Mark said, just keep it cool.
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We're listening to him now?
That's making me really nervous.
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Just put it out of your head this guy
could change your life in an instant.
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- Not helping.
- Sorry.
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- How are you?
- Good good.
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Great place,
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simple, uncomplicated.
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Thanks. Hey, David, this is Hope.
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- Very nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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We'll talk business later.
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Here's my card.
It's leather.
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So, David, can...
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we get you a glass of wine,
a drink or a mojito?
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Would you like to offer me a job?
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Kidding.
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We joke around here a lot,
because we're cool.
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- So who's this?
- And this is Katie.
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Nice to meet you.
It was really nice of you to come over.
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Well, I'm having a beer.
You want one?
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No thanks. A girl that drinks beer.
I like that.
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So is that your book
of crossword puzzles?
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This? Yeah.
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They drive me crazy
and relax me at the same time.
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I've been stuck on a word{, but I refuse to cheat}.
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- What is it?
- An eight-letter word for Marketplace.
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- Emporium.
- You told me.
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I'm sorry.
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Mark, can I see you for a second?
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What the hell is going on? I thought
you said David was here to meet me?
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He was, then he met Katie.
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By the way,
great job of playing it cool.
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You got all in my head
by telling me to be cool.
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Besides, who knew
he'd like the girl-next-door type?
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Emporium.
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Lucky guess.
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Mark, focus.
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I'm freaking out.
I quit my job.
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I have this great opportunity
and I'm blowing it!
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Okay, calm down.
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Here it comes.
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I really need this night to work.
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I need a job.
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Pull yourself together.
You were an executive once.
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- You know how to do this.
- But when I got fired,
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I lost all my confidence.
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Now it seems like I have it together,
but inside I'm a total mess.
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- It'll be okay.
- How is it gonna be okay?
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I don't know, it's something guys say
when girls cry.
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Great, now my inside stuff
is coming out.
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You've gotta help me.
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Let's fix that makeup. All right?
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We'll blow that nose.
Give me a big blow for Mark.
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There you go!
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Now maybe pop a button
on that blouse.
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We're not teaching the alphabet
to kids on the prairie.
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Thank you.
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- Now tell me I look great.
- You look great.
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No, I don't.
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Pull yourself together
or you could end up with Thom!
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Thanks, I needed that.
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{PUB}Is there a race?
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Just checking on our other guests,
like Hope.
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Hope, are you okay?!
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{pos(192,210)}I really think
we should focus on you.
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{pos(192,210)}Thank you.
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It's so refreshing to meet someone
who doesn't want something from me.
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{pos(192,210)} 00:12:50,451
{pos(192,210)}Well, there's beautiful,
together Hope.
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Together and smart as a whip,
she is.
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You know what else is smart?
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Putting your money
in high-yield government bonds
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in this very volatile market.
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I've got all the money
I'll ever need.
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But you want to keep it. That's
where Devers, Levine & McDonald come in.
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- What we'll do is...
- Really interesting.
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You two talk.
I'm gonna go freshen up my drink.
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No, Katie, don't go.
Mark can freshen up your drink.
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- Yeah, stay.
- No, go.
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- No, stay.
- Go.
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- What are you doing?
- I have no idea what you{'re} talk{ing} about.
238
00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:34,604
Yes, you do. You're trying to get David
interested in my girl.
239
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,815
{Like the way}As you're trying to get him
interested in mine?
240
00:13:37,147 --> 00:13:40,072
- Hope is not your girl.
- And Katie is not yours.
241
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,780
Dating women who ignore I'm dating them
is my move, so back off, jack.
242
00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:51,447
- This is a complete disaster.
- I know.
243
00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:55,041
David has this thing about wanting
someone real and down to Earth.
244
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,462
- What am I supposed to do?
- You the actor. Come up with something.
245
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,381
I think you're thinking of writers.
I say words they come up with.
246
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,843
Well, write the words,
and then act them out.
247
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,748
So, Hope, let me ask you something:
248
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,474
what kind of cars and watches
does Katie like?
249
00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,392
She hates time and driving.
250
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,897
So Mark worked for you today.
251
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,040
I am into all the things
you do in new media.
252
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:23,087
- I used to wonk on TV.
- I don't watch TV.
253
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,975
{pos(192,210)}- Can I get a martini?
- A martini.
254
00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:28,742
{pos(192,210)}Hitting the hard stuff.
Living it up.
255
00:14:29,532 --> 00:14:31,305
{pos(192,210)}That's groovy, baby.
256
00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:39,161
{pos(192,210)}Careful, woman.
You are this close to losing me forever.
257
00:14:44,788 --> 00:14:45,788
So...
258
00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:49,911
Katie's really playing hard to get.
259
00:14:50,537 --> 00:14:53,435
I'm not used to that.
Pisses me off and makes me horny.
260
00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,363
God, I love a challenge.
261
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:03,298
I'm not getting anywhere with David.
I just did an Austin Powers impression.
262
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,963
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
263
00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:11,243
This has been great, but I was wondering
if we could go someplace quieter.
264
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,537
Well, the dining room
is nice and quiet.
265
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,947
So can we go?
266
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,363
Well, I can't.
267
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:24,631
Why not?
I'm sure your roommates wouldn't mind.
268
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,007
Actually, I mind.
269
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,176
Really?
270
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,372
Katie and I are an item.
271
00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,993
We didn't say anything earlier
because we...
272
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,943
And why didn't we say anything?
273
00:15:38,098 --> 00:15:41,064
Well, that's because Mark
is still married.
274
00:15:44,373 --> 00:15:46,224
We're separated. It's private.
275
00:15:46,349 --> 00:15:49,239
We stay together for the children.
They're the future.
276
00:15:51,035 --> 00:15:52,217
Anyway, David,
277
00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:54,998
I've realized recently that Katie
278
00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:57,498
is the love of my life.
279
00:15:58,848 --> 00:16:02,586
From the first day I saw her{* in high school},
there's never been anybody else.
280
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,837
I wake up every day
thinking she's the most beautiful,
281
00:16:07,962 --> 00:16:09,852
special girl in the whole world.
282
00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:14,598
There it is, the whole truth.
God, it feels good to get off my chest.
283
00:16:16,697 --> 00:16:18,935
Mark, that is awesome, man.
284
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,436
You are talking about exactly
what I want in my life.
285
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,912
I mean, you are a lucky man.
286
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,973
You know what?
I want to make a toast.
287
00:16:27,098 --> 00:16:29,275
- I'm gonna go get a refill.
- Sure.
288
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,365
{That was quite}What a speech.
289
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,826
For a second{there}, I totally bought
you were in love with me.
290
00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:38,176
You are an awesome actor.
291
00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:40,040
Anything for you guys.
292
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,235
Yeah, thanks for trying.
293
00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:44,875
You know what?
I'm not done yet.
294
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:51,384
I brought you over here tonight
to meet Hope and maybe offer her a job.
295
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,160
I know.
296
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,966
She's cool,
297
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,766
but Katie has
that special something.
298
00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,935
Right, but she's taken.
299
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,087
- No, she's not.
- What do you mean?
300
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:06,699
You two aren't dating,
you're not married.
301
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:11,112
I mean, you're an actor. You can come up
with something better than that.
302
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,573
I think you're thinking of writers.
303
00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:15,374
Mark, please.
304
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:18,897
You think I got this far
not knowing how to read people?
305
00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:21,414
- I know the truth.
- What truth?
306
00:17:22,096 --> 00:17:25,210
That you're really in love with her
and she doesn't know it yet.
307
00:17:28,723 --> 00:17:30,073
Who are you, man?
308
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,672
Listen, Katie,
309
00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:40,684
- I have something to tell you.
- Wait.
310
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:45,603
I know you're a big, powerful person,
but it is my turn to talk.
311
00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:51,853
You are incredibly good-looking
and rich and all of that,
312
00:17:51,978 --> 00:17:54,039
but tonight was about
getting Hope a job.
313
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:56,366
And if that doesn't work out,
then that's fine.
314
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,285
No, it's not, not really.
315
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:02,229
But if you think you can come in here
and hit on me
316
00:18:02,354 --> 00:18:05,166
with my Mark standing right there,
you are a five-letter word for mistaken.
317
00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:06,509
"Wrong"!
318
00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:13,336
I wasn't going to ask you out.
319
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:15,427
I was going to ask you
to come work for me.
320
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,761
- What?
- Why?
321
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,555
I need a permanent assistant.
322
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,225
You're a good friend, you're loyal,
you're super-smart.
323
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,494
I have a good feeling about you.
324
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,521
It'll be strictly professional.
325
00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:29,482
I don't know what to say.
326
00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:32,360
Katie, can I see you in the kitchen
for a second?
327
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:33,973
Sure.
328
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:37,098
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Sorry about that.
329
00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:42,410
- I thought you were backing off.
- I am.
330
00:18:42,846 --> 00:18:44,396
I didn't say how far.
331
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,378
- Take the job.
- What?
332
00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:52,781
Sweetie, you're a receptionist
at a law office.
333
00:18:52,906 --> 00:18:55,008
This guy's last assistant
is running her own company.
334
00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:58,297
- I don't want to run a company.
- Then do it for me because I do.
335
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,844
You get in, you bring me in.
That's how it works.
336
00:19:02,027 --> 00:19:04,721
- Hope, I don't know.
- You hate your current job.
337
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:08,146
If you're gonna hate a job,
hate a job that can help me.
338
00:19:09,221 --> 00:19:12,692
So, listen, this has been
a real interesting evening,
339
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,737
- but I gotta get going.
- So what do you say, Katie?
340
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:18,740
Well, how much would I make,
exactly?
341
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,994
Well, I am emailing
that to you right...
342
00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:23,669
Now.
343
00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:29,209
She'll do it.
344
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,087
Yes, but again,
it is purely professional.
345
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:36,925
Great, no problem.
I'll shoot you an IM with the details.
346
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:38,533
Thank you, David.
347
00:19:38,658 --> 00:19:41,554
I mean, I'm blown away,
but this is a great opportunity.
348
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,431
To hell with business. Let's you and I
go out drinking and pick up hot chicks.
349
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:49,771
That is the first sensible thing
you've said all night.
350
00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:55,460
Where do you get
leather business cards anyway?
351
00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:06,119
{PUB}- Do you really think that?
- What?
352
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,638
What you said before,
whenever guys talk to girls,
353
00:20:08,763 --> 00:20:10,667
we{'re really} only think{*ing}
about having sex with you?
354
00:20:11,913 --> 00:20:13,253
That's totally not true.
355
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,157
Man, I'd love to have sex with you.
356
00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:20,282
That's just the way guys are.
Girls are way more evolved.
357
00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,595
We think about plenty of other things
besides sex.
358
00:20:23,379 --> 00:20:25,031
Man, I am horny.
359
00:20:26,219 --> 00:20:28,219
All right, you two, scoot over.
360
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,466
Game's on.
361
00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:33,182
Love watching those cheerleaders.
362
00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:34,941
I Hope it's cold out.
363
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:40,069
- Hey, guys, has the game started yet?
- No, but it's about to.
364
00:20:41,279 --> 00:20:45,326
I love watching football players...
Butts so tight, you can crack a walnut.
365
00:20:47,469 --> 00:20:50,007
Hey, everybody,
there's a Star Trek marathon on.
366
00:20:50,132 --> 00:20:51,040
Wanna watch?
367
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,969
Hey, everybody,
there's a Star Trek marathon on.
368
00:20:54,308 --> 00:20:55,308
Wanna watch?
369
00:20:56,844 --> 00:20:58,494
Did you guys hear that?
370
00:20:58,544 --> 00:21:03,094
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